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"They Actually Look Comfortable" - Destination F (Vol. 24)
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2022
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1. Boat Fail (Mad Hueys IG)
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2. Cactus Fail (@lowrangeoffroad1)
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3. Bike Flippy submitted by Cyprien, Cheers Cyprien!
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4. Collarbone Smash (@agustinmonsalvec on IG)
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5. Wing Bash submitted by Dan, Cheers Dan!
6. Fountain Fall (@haleynichole6969 on TikTok)
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7. Beer Ball Bounce (Dumpert)
8. Cat Face Beer Flip
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9. Drunk vs Stairs Submitted by Mark, Cheers Mark!
10. Toilet is Out of Order (@birlews on Tiktok)
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11. Soccer Two-Shot (@toppseiren on Tiktok)
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12. Soccer Fail (@kayladunham on IG)
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13. Swoopy Boi In office Submitted by Joey, Cheers Joey!
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We need a coloring book of that!
ayy howdy Ozzy
The card is dope!!
Super original!!😂👍
Destination fked...loved it....I'll give it to my X's
I wish the video was longer. I really needed the laughs
I was worried the guy chasing his boat was going to get his ankles sent to destination F by the propeller
FACTS!!
Imagine if he was black 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie ???
@@goodnightmunchie How? Why? How would that change being F’ed?
It really is what should have happened
You know it’s gonna be good when Ozzy Man starts with “Welcome to recreational boating!”
The one you are referring to is the G.o.a.t of ozzy Videos 😂
I know what’s gonna happen. I know what he’s gonna say….I still laugh so hard I cry. Agreed, GOAT video. 😂
By "starts" you mean starting again after he actually started with "I've got a brand new product", right?
Timbo lives forever
In a compilation filled with elaborate bike stunts and boat fails, there is something so poetically beautiful about the futility of that man from Yorkshire, walking head-first into a Cessna wing, losing his glasses, muttering “-ckin’ bugger!” and wandering off with his arse out as if he could just forget it ever happened 😂😂😂
I really like that one too. 😁.. it was such an ordinary thing to do… his reaction, the glasses flying too, I’m laughing as I write this 😆.. ‘the dangers of day dreaming’
He was quite lucky it wasn’t a Cessna. For those that know what the Cessna star is, well, you know.
@@patrickgroenewegen is that the one with propellers? Blade like… oooo, totally unyielding /unforgiving .
@@lilliankeane5731 the ailerons on a Cessna are made of metal, sharp edges as opposed to the one in the video that totally looks plastic and forgiving. Walking face first into one of those can result in a trip to the ER to get some stitches.
I just watched it again: it’s a cloth wrapped aileron that’s very lightweight, not plastic
1:47 😂 girl on the right slips…throws her mate into the water and stays bone dry herself! She won a trip to destination fucked and gave it to her friend…legend!
I was looking forward to a wet t shirt
@@ELBLACKO45 😂😂😂
@@ELBLACKO45 imagine if those girls were black 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie just as good.. But why do you bring it up?
@@goodnightmunchie Imagine if one was black, and one was white. 🤤
That kids ruthless slide tackle was epic. I'd like to think she was his new step mother and he saw an opportunity to welcome her to the family.
He just got up and walked away like a boss too
Jaap Stam would be proud
@@youngdolo8 we could do with him coming out of retirement, for us at United.
Hope we beat villa today 💪
When you’re past the courteous polite phase everyone’s accepted you enough to let you in on the bullshit.
That was a Captain Tzubasa slide tackle !
Ozzy man transitioned from a hilarious RUclips channel to TV shopping network so seamlessly
F yeah
There's money in merch...Ask any band. Or even shop. Even shops have their own merch, and folk buy it.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@L I L I ♋️x what is this?? Are you reading from your journal out here?! Stop it. Lol
So seemlessly took me out. 😂
That cactus attack followed by the bikes was comic genius, think I cracked a rib laughing 🤣🤣
Those cactus jumped out of nowhere! They are dangerous!
Watch again and see how the driver got a crotch full of cactus.
The spines embedded in his fingers made me shudder. He’s in for a rough time getting those things out
Same.
had to watch the cactus attack several times to comprehend the full horror of it…
That kids sliding tackle had me choking on popcorn and crying with laughter. How dare that woman keep our ball 🤣
With the walk away and stick flourish to. Legend.
My Dad would of beaten the crap out of me if i had done something like that. If he is doing things like that at such a young age what will he be doing at 18 ?
That child was a famous footballers child, and that was his wife
@@waynepantry7023 Jail time...probably
That plane moment is why I like being vertically challenged at times. Not gonna lie, such a thing has happened to me, but as a daydreamer, it's happened less than it probably otherwise would have because I generally walk right beneath obstacles.
As a tall daydreamer, it can be a real challenge.
Ditto! Love being short too
I'm fairly tall and have been around airplanes enough to know how much it hurts...... my skull is probably all dented up from various collisions.....🤕
"Mountain Biking, we know how these videos end" crash happens in a way I really did not expect! :D
Yeah that back tire just did a full stop at the top of the ramp! wild!
What happened?
@@ericduminil The back tire slammed into the seat when he compressed the bike and it locked up for a second... hopefully without a grabbing a testicle beforehand.
@@stephenkohler3472 Thanks for the answer.
After watching the video again in slow-mo:
I think he lost grip of the bar, fell backwards, landed with his butt on the back tire, stopped the wheel and bounced forward.
You can see he ripped his pants apart. It must have been really painful in many creative ways.
That magpie was terrifying.... you'll understand if you're an aussie.
But... He is an Aussie...
I don't understand why people are so afraid of magpies, here we kill, roast and consume it
Yea just like how you guys lost the war against emu lmao
Like geese in Canada
@@absolutelyfookinnobody2843 With all the crazy, deadly wildlife they manage to survive, it's the birds that do them in.
3:05 Lmao what a tackle
Ozzy man, I’ve a few months left. And I’m hell bent on ensuring that your voice and your videos are the last things that I’ll hear and see before I go to destination f’d. You’re an amazing human being , always make me happy
Go and give heaven some hell
Hope you reach that destination without too much pain and strife. Pleasant onward journey, my man. 🍻
god bless you
It's technically none of my business but if you don't mind me asking what's wrong? I do know a lot about natural medicine and mabye I could help.
@@catwoman2596 Pseudoscience weyyyyy 💀
we need an ozzy man video game, something like paperboy where he ends up in destination fucked all the time with ozzyman voice narrations.
Epic idea
I would pay handsomely for that game.
@@whiskersnbeans as would I.
It's 2022, you have to call the game:
*PaperPerson!*
Beginner level: Martha's vineyard
Hardcore level: South-Chicago Weekend nights
Pure Insanity level: LA skidrow every day or time 🤯😵
It's 2022, you have to call the game:
*PaperPerson!*
Beginner level: Martha's vineyard
Hardcore level: South-Chicago Weekend nights
Pure Insanity level: LA skidrow every day or time 🤯😵
It's crazy to think how long I've been watching Ozzy's videos and how long he's been making me laugh man! lol Cheers all the way from a fan in America dude, keep doing what you're doing! Great video!
You know you’ve f’d up in an extremely good way , when ozzyman shows 5 million people how you uniquely ended up at destination fucked ❤
The child with the perfect slide tackle! Re-watched that straight away! Quality content!
Red Card. tackle from behind, toss him put of the game. Dangerous play!!
That woman was obviously an amateur. If it was a male pro player, they would have been on the ground screaming for an ambulance instead of laying there laughing.
@@84bucco Also seems like the kid inflicted a bit of a sprain of the lady's left ankle 😅
OI, that exploding cactus made my day. My ribs are hurting from the laugh.
Watch it again and realize the driver got a crotch load of cactus.
I think that card is perfect for Nanna. Celebrating her getting a new walking frame, returning to hospital or being the last of her friends still breathing….
That was a clean tackle... Can't believe Mom didn't roll around in agony for 6 minutes
That's what separates the amatuers from the professionals!
It was all leg, no ball. Kid gets a red from me. 😂 Sit the next one out, ya little mut.
@@HellHunter00 Yep, straight through, studs up. Straight red.
4:05 I would suggest make them more personalized by making a button where you say like "what's the f*kin occasion?" And get them to press a button and your voice recites it then and congratulate them.
If it's someone's birthday, they have to wait a long time until a birthday is mentioned.
I couldn't tell you how many skydivers I've seen sporting little diamond shaped scars on their foreheads from Cessna ailerons.
I'm a bit tall so I would break my nose on the wing, or knock some teeth out.
And I thought the helmets were for possible accidents after you got out of the plane.
2:49 that curry was more powerful than I thought 😁
At 1:04 old school mountain bikers will be like "SEE! That right there is why you should NEVER run tubeless!!!".
02:00 That face expression is why I'm here :)
Damn good slide tackle, clean as ref!
1:22 this is the only time being a short arse is useful. Walked under many a wing without any problem. One time dude walking next to me got clobbered like this fella.
old mate at 1:33 be like "who put that there?"
What we really need is shirts with DF Rescue Squad on them!!! Hats at least
That's a great idea.
The the perfect "With Deepest Sympathy" card
3:03 I love how the kid leaves turning the sword after the tackle. He didn't care about the ball. He just send the lady to the famous destination and almost didn't look back. 😂
Funniest man on RUclips feckin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazing show as always. Thank you
Ah, yes. My favourite Ozzy Man series!
Now I look at New Zealand's 'DF' class diesel locomotives in a very different way.
Holy crap that card is epic. I could use that for every holiday!
I think that was the point
ngl, I was really concerned for the bloke with the boat. every time the motor passed him I was sure he was gonna lose a leg! I knew Ozzyman wasn't going to show us something gruesome but that anxiety was still there. Awesome video as always, Oz.
I'd let it run out of gas! 😰
@@catwoman2596you then would be charged with endangerment of others at the beach and for not using proper safety tools like the kill cord every boat and jetski has even snowmobiles and quad bikes have them so it's your own fault
Rock on Ozzyman
2:31 It was such a longer fall down those stairs than it looked at first!
Oh nooooooo! Some of these are fucking ROUGH! The buggy driving through the cactus, DANG! Good on them for keeping it up! The little dude taking out the lady with the wineglass was SO proud at what he'd done! You could tell with his cheeky flourish of the baseball bat. haha
The bird nailed it 😂
Great Video, Ethan !
Cactus pods EVERYWHERE!!! Love it! Like little alien spawn. Awesome!
Can’t wait for the DF Rescue Squad merch! SQUAD UP!!!
Every time I see a recreational boating video by Ozzieman I'm obliged to go back and watch Tim. Every. Single. Time.
Oh, Tim.
Lol. When I'm feeling down I go back and watch Tim out boating with friends.
Same here! I Still Laugh
3:00 I'd consider that as a trick shot 😏😆
My buddy just got divorced, that card seems like the perfect gift.
That guy who “thinks that’s not supposed to happen” should be running the economy!
hope the shoulder of the wine glass mum is ok, the fall looked nasty but she seemed happy afterwards!
I'm more concerned for the mountain biker's shoulder, he smacked that tree hard.
@@bryanincommiefornia5629 Hopefully he is left handed, if not he will be!
That boy was dead serious about the game. Wine mom, not so much.
Yellow card for sure.
@@bryanincommiefornia5629 - ‘No one was harmed’ (Oh sorry, wrong channel).
1:35 I like how the dude took another moment to step back and get a real good eye on the stationary wing that he walked into. He wasn't retracing his steps, he was giving it a quick, submissive "fuck you?" look and very soft bitch slap.
He also wanted no part of that door frame.
Yeah Bob, but didn't you see how that Wing shiftily sneaked up on him and knocked him out deliberately? Planes, boats and automobiles have a mind of their own.
2:36 I used to work at a sports bar with a set of stairs nearly identical to this, people falling down the stairs was all too common.
We never understood why folks wouldn't just take the elevator.
I was just binge watching ozzy and this drops
Just bought two of your cards, I’m sending them to friends in Ireland. They will treated with the respect that healthy sarcasm and disrespect deserve 😁. Thanks for the ‘craic’.
Aren't you worried m8te - you buy the card once and just keep referring back to it for everything after. "Hey, that card I bough you for your birthday - Merry Christmas!" "Yo, that card I bought you for your birthday, that I also reminded you about for Christmas, yeah, happy Valentine's Day love!" The card that keeps on giving...forever.
omg that cactus has little hooks on the end of each spine and is one of the sharpest things nature has created. It digs in deep and does NOT let go. There's a segment with David Attenborough talking about them, and he has these super thick leather gloves that look like welders gloves or something, and he can barely hold the little cactus ball because it's stabbing him through the gloves. I can't believe they just drove straight through one of those things. RIP.
🤣🌵yeah those guys are more screwed than they realized at that moment😆😩
Destination F is very much like the Bermuda triangle.....
Some people never return.....
How do you forget you've got a plane? Surely he had to duck under before
Indeed. I mean, you can't really miss a plane in your garage, so he should have been thinking "Hmmm, a plane. They have sticky out bits, better watch myself", or even "Who the f@ck left that there ?".
1:17 I imagine there's only skin and sinew holding his right arm on after shoulder charging that tree at 40mph.
That card is bloody brilliant!
Gotta love 'Recreational Boating Day'
I feel like Ozzy just hinted at a future video series, DF Rescue Squad.
The kid that took out the gal with the wine... he said stop pssy footing around, I came to WIN! 😂😂
I just tell you how hard you make me laugh sometimes with the guy on the steps I was so busy laughing at what you were saying and cracking up I had to go back and watch the video with my eyes open. I'd just kill to have some of your merch man. You keep me laughing when all I do is wanna cry!
Legends!!!
Some people should really read the destination on their tickets before embarking.
The one with the guy walking into the plane could have been sooooo much worse.
My dad used to own a little plane like that but the wings were set at the bottom instead of up like that one. He bent down to check the fuel one cold day and when he stood back up he realized that the plane wing had basically scalped him. He had to go and get 180 stitches in the top of his head. Before they stitched him up and he was on pain killers he was grabbing his hair and lifting to show off his skull
That card is hilarious
1:03 hilarious commentary, great emphasis on "shoulder".
You're gonna sell a million of those cards.
The guy at 1:52 reaching for his pint when the glass is already almost out of frame 😂.
Ozzyman, you might want to do something about the creepy eyes man! it's what nightmares are made of.
And on the card as well 😂
Where's WALLY eyes
Cool! Ozzy slipped in a short destination F'd compilation into his merch advertisement video. How nice of him.
1 Card in every Family, the only Card a Family needs ...given from one Celebration to a other ... For generations
I love the sodden red ‘pad’ at the bottom of the bike jump. 😂😂😂
-captions - *cringey smash noise*
0:47 - I have had cholla stuck to me, believe me they are well and truly f'd.
Buddy on the stairs,,Big Man Down, Big Man Down, 😂😂😂
"I don't think that's supposed to happen. What do you think, man?"
Camra pans...
Look on kid's face is priceless.
OMG..... the bird, calling for backup..... that made my day....
1:54 The Jupiler, the brickwork, the general chiro-feel of the video... This must be Belgium.
1:25 Fun fact Cessna high wing aircraft have a corrugated structure on the ailerons and flaps, which has sort of a diamond shape. It also makes a nice diamond shaped cut when you slam your forehead into it, affectionately known as a "Cessna diamond". I still have a scar in the middle of "me forehead"...
DF Rescue Squad is a brilliant idea! I'm picturing a "Thunderbirds are GO" style of intro with each member of the DFRS in a different type of awesome uniform and a tricked-out scooter or skateboard. Have you found yourself in Destination Fucked? Don't panic! Just dial FKD...
Fkn near actually fell off me chair with these 😆😆👏👏 FAF!
..must go check the card out 👍
The plane wing guy, I've been there, my son had to run away to laugh cause i was so mad. I had just opened the garage door but not high enough, yelled at my son to redo something and turned right into the partially open garage door. Felt like a sucker punch. Was funny later for sure
Volunteer Watts reporting for the DF Rescue Squad!!!!
There are 3 constants in life... death, taxes... and giving a like to an OzzyMan Review video...
Guy over Radio: "Help, getting attacked by a bird in the office!"
Answer: "Billy, have you been drinking again, mate?"
3:05 ... what a tackle, that kid is going places.
LOL!!! Great way to start my morning!
How'd that happen mate?
"I walked into an aeroplane"
How often do you hear that? Lol
"Nobody talks about the dangers of daydreaming"
Reminded me of a recent ad here in the city here in Melbourn Aaustralia to avoid people getting hit by trams lol
that last poor guy was actually calling for backup. 🤣
The only channel where I like the video first and then watch it.
The magpie was hilarious,,,, those birds are the best.
Hell, I go to "Destination Fuck'd" every morning after eating a batch of hot wings. Being a crapper-jockey for an hour and then paper dabbing the ring of fire at 7am to me should become an Olympic sport.
What an awesome slider. 🤣 That kid didn't give a shit.
Once I walked into the sliding glass door, face taking full impact. Another time I sneezed reaching for a tissue at the other end of the vanity top. Smashed face full speed into the top, blood and tears fighting to outdo each other for next 5 or so minutes. Language was not something to behold either.
That cactus exploded but will be remembered forever
I have no idea how that Jeep kept going. The cactus is cholla from the Sonoran desert (Arizona & Northern Mexico). It’s got incredibly painful, barbed thorns. It’s almost impossible to get all of it out of your skin or clothes. If you are bouncing around, more spines will get in you. It’s the first thing I teach kids when we go out to the desert.
That boy with the Fabinho tackle and walk-off is....
.... a psychopath in the making.