They missed the craziest part of the story: Bill Morgan (Double Lotto dude) was in a car accident, was clinically dead for 14 minutes, came back, was comatosed for over a week, and recovered. He went to get the first scratch ticket to celebrate not being dead/vegetable.
@@nadavdanieli I've been to a casino twice, won 41,000 first time and 28,000 second time. I'm scared to go back because casinos aren't in business because the give money away.
Although that one is quite doubtable... there seem to be too many people around that function just as society want's them to with a head that's just there for decorational purposes.
@Jared Haas Wasn't he only in his late 30's in that clip? I remember that he did just go through some serious health problems the previous year (this was in the news report). Edit: He was 37. He was in a coma for 14 days, and his heart stopped, after a serious vehicle accident, and a reaction to medication. That guy had one hell of a year!
The guy in the first clip is so commendable. You can see he hasn't fully still gotten over the trauma of it, (and instead of putting his bike aside and going to the pavement to catch a breath away from traffic or whatever..) the first thing he does is gets up and thinks of helping the truck driver. On the spot character.
@@DmitriyLaktyushkin Yeah I was trying to work out the logistics of this. Is there a street sign that says the truck is to yield. Also looking at it the red car is likely over the speed limit if you compare it to the truck. In this country the road that has to yield has a clear white or yellow line painted across it.
@@donjean6590 There are 3 clues the truck should yield: explicit inverse triangle sign, continued line down the middle of red car road through the intersection, and in case of absence of any signage always yield to traffic from your right.
@@KimonFrousios Thank you ill take a closer look. Ive never known anyone who has driven there so dont know what rules may be the same or different. Its the whole reason I was curious.
@@donjean6590 well where I drive there are no street signs or anything resembling them. You as a driver has to be scanning the roads all the time like a radar. Especially when reaching an intersection looking right and left to make sure not to get hit by some genius.
@@mohammedhusain6446 So f'n what ! What is your point ? GD troll... Regardless if it is 125yrs old, the op showed more Moral Character in a couple of words then you possess...
He did. I believe he was on a car accident then got comatose for weeks then recovered. As a celebration, he bought a scratcher and won a car. And then, for reenactment of his win for the news, he won 250k.
When I was a little girl, around five or so, I was playing with my cousins at my grandparents house and running around a big concrete fountain they had in their yard. The bottom section that we were running inside had a wavy edge, each indentation only a few inches deep. Suddenly the fountain fell over, I fell backwards with my legs landing exactly in two of the indents, purely by chance. If I hadn't landed the way I did I would have without a doubt lost both legs, maybe my life. If I had larger legs that didn't fit so perfectly, same story. This happened fifty years ago and I'm still grateful for my good fortune.
oh my god. what a story. did your parent somehow witness it ? or did they come right on time before you stand back up. The look on their face must be really freak out
@@puteraamirul7936 All the grownups were inside and very close by when it happened, they came running out right after. In the end everyone was just relieved there were no serious injuries.
Dear lord, these are some lucky people, the person moving before a rock fell in the exact spot they once stood is crazy. Goes to show you can meet your end at any second at random, wow.
I'm quite lucky too you know: I was about to cross a viaduct one day and it fell after I crossed it. Although it had been 3 months since I'd crossed but it means I'm all the more lucky.
No camera means it didnt happen. Just joking. Hahaha. Had an instance of luck too. Our neighborhood was on fire and all my neighbors on the left side is already crispy, we evacuated and thinking what to do next coz theres just no way our house wont burn down so we were already calling our cousins for a place to crash and told my family we'll use my other house for storage since its too small for all of us but for some insane reason our neighbor just renovated his house and his house was as high as ours and its walled in from left to right so his house burned down and left ours house untouched. My neighbor literally fixed his house to save our house from burning down coz the firemen told us if his house was smaller or taller than ours and it would have burned our house down. Sigh of relief but yeah our electric fan and two of my favorite pants were stolen amidst the chaos so its not a perfect lucl streak.
@@m0n4rch911 Man, I don't know what to say. It must have been a really traumatic experience. I mean, it's horrifying. Getting your favourite pants stolen...
@@AnujKuumar Well thats actually a thing here in Asia. A burning neighborhood means items are outside trying to save property and like any crisis in the world since forever, you have to make something out of the crisis so its not wasted opportunity "cough, cough, insurance" but still its my favorite pants so it stings. My neighbors lost phones, TVs "Yes BIG flat screen TVs", microwaves and biggest thing that went missing is a washing machine. Imagine a thief lifting a washing machine casually since streets are congested with people and firetrucks you cant park anywhere so the thief hauled that big thing all the way home.
The lottery guy also has woken up from coma, before he went for the first ticket.. He was also clinically dead for several minutes.. I guess he must had NDE, so he came back to this world with couple buffs 🤣 but still remained a humble guy.. Thats why I found quite interesting, how after winning the 250k, when he said “God, please don’t kill me”, it surely wasn’t some random “excitement quote”, but he really meant it more seriously.. 🙃
I'm AMAZED that you DIDN'T put the guy was " wholesome " because that's the latest " fad " word to describe anything and for EVERYTHING and the imbeciles on the net have NO IDEA the meaning/definition of it and in what context to use it !!!
0:50 That didn't look like luck, that looked like a bigfoot warning. That's how they tell people to get the F out of their territory, by throwing big heavy stuff close to people.
@@fallen4062 Go to a Native American reserve and ask the elders. They will tell you more than I can about them. But all I can say is that they do exist. If you know, you know.
0:21 She almost became what some train staff refer to as a, "twisted sister". If you've ever seen a twisted sister, in this context, you know how gruesome it is. An absolutely brutal way to die if you fall down between the platform and a moving train.
When I was a kid a huge palm tree that was just outside our house and facing my bedroom fell in the opposite direction because of heavy wind throughout the night. I woke up the next day and couldn't comprehend how lucky I was when I found it flat on the ground and halfway through the common pool area opposite our house.
Once i was cycling down a very steep hill in the countryside it was a one lane dirt road. Suddenly as i was zooming a truck appeared in the distance and took up the whole road. So i slammed on the breaks but the gravel didnt give much pull and i began to slide about 30 yard, as i came to the truck still sliding intensively there was a small gap between it and the hedge, intuitively i aimed for it, mounted a big mud bank and the bumps slowed me down.. but i managed to stay on the bike. Then i came out the other side and finally stopped about 10 yards on the road behind the truck. I was there for a little bit.. just in disbelief i was safe.. not needing to pry myself out of the truck bonet
I had a similar experience ripping round backroads on my poor old cg125 years ago. Tractor came round a corner, on a narrow road with an almost vertical bank each side. Went past it leaning on the bank, handlebars digging into the dirt haha. Nearly ended up as pate underneath his slurry tank, good times
Respect to that cyclist in the first clip, after that he would've been well within his rights to go to the pub for a beer, but instead he went to check on the other people involved. Good on him.
Is this supposed to be a joke comment? so because he survived the accident he should go and consume alcohol, which is most likely what caused the accident with the red car in the first place? makes no sense, he should go and drink something like apple juice instead which is both tasty and healthy
We as humans have got roughly a 1 in 400 trillion chance of existing. So, in a sense, we're all incredibly lucky to be alive. (Love life or hate it!) Love your videos, Ozzy Man. You've got a wicked sense of humour.
Nah, No Higher power. 400 Trillion to one by chance oozed out of the ocean. Much more likely. I feel bad for those poor souls who actually believe that.
No worry, they changed the pole rule to less springy & more pointy. So it won't bounce to Ur junk, and if it did U won't feel the despair of losing your junk your whole life.
@@Half-Vampire And you are saying women are just fine and dandy though? 👀 I have so many things to not say. Even jokingly. I will get murdered for my abundance of imagination and lack of social sense.
I dont think thats how gifting works. I know you were kidding, but I had the same thought. Im pretty sure once its in your hands with the clear intention of it belonging to you, its yours
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I think I there was a court case about this (I'm sure there have actually been a bunch of them), but I don't know how it came out. Need to ask @LegalEagle
@@aussiemumism Oh yeah you are right. The first time I watched it I thought the woman who handed him the ticket was the reporter and I didn't see him hand her anything.
A lot of people are sharing their stories of luck so I'll give it a go. Years back my family and I were driving over Snoqualmie pass in Washington around Christmas time. It was snowing but not terrible but snow chains were required, which we had. We pulled over to the designated chain up area. My wife and I finished up and were about to get back in the car. Meanwhile, a large pickup truck going too fast and traveling too close slammed on their breaks and swerved out of control towards us while im standing outside the driver door and my wife on the other side of the car. It hit our back left bumper first. Pushed our car into my wife who landed backwards into a soft snowbank. The truck then spun clockwise forward, knocked me to the ground and roated around my body and not over it. The truck had enough momentum to also hit car in front of us while it was still spinning. I was able to walk away with a mild concusion, hurt knee and bruised ribs. My wife had tissue damage in her hand from where our car slammed into her but that's it. Our two children were unharmed as they were in our car buckled in their car seats. If the truck was a few inches more to the left, I would have been a grease stain on the snow. Drive carefully people.
I can’t really picture the scene other than your wife being pushed into the snowbank by your car. I mean how is one supposed to get a clear picture of what it looks like for a truck to spin clockwise forward while knocking someone down but rotating around them. Like, what ?
@@alanmlkbanda believe me, if it wasn't for numerous witnesses giving the same story to the police, I wouldn't believe it myself. Honestly, my description is based off of other people saying thats what happened. I had my back turned to the road about to get in my car, then i was just on the ground. I don't know how it happened that way for us all to be (contextually) fine.
@@alanmlkbanda He was outside the driver's door, the truck hit the driver's side of the back bumper, and rotated around him, it sounds pretty clear to me.
I was driving my big rig leaving California and going up the mountains at night, there was a tiny 1 foot shoulder and a knee high metal barrier and then a massive, several hundred foot cliff of death to the right of me.. Another truck not paying attention didn't notice the stopped traffic ahead, and swerved into my lane and right into me, nearly pushing me off the side of a cliff.. my truck swayed and was up on 9 wheels for a second, I was a smidgen from a plummet into death and darkness.. still not sure how I didn't roll over that cliff
Aw geez I live in Colorado and I've seen enough Cliff of Death drop offs in the mountains and combined with general crazy drivers you couldn't pay me enough to drive a semi through the mountains. You sir/ma'am, are a legend.
One of my lucky close call stories: I used to work as furniture upholsterer in one furniture manufactury company. I worked at the 2nd floor as upholsterer and the 3rd floor did all the frames of furniture and the way the frames were delivered to the 2nd floor is by using a conveyer belt, i stood at the side of it while there was the new guy who didn't know how to properly put the frame on the belt so it would stay while moving and so this frame fell of the belt and it dropped down like 1-2cm away from my head.
We used to cycle around the neighbourhood a lot as kids. The parents of one boy, who was probably about six or seven, bought him a new helmet and he came out on his bike wearing it. (This was back in the 80s when no one was wearing them) That very day he hit a curb, went over the handlebars and hit his head off the ground. His helmet was destroyed but despite the shock he was able to laugh at his good fortune!
These were great. Ty. My hubs and I darn near drowned in Hawaii (Kauai) in 12-14ft waves…took in water and became really out of it. Next thing I know i guess a gentle wave placed me on the shore along with my husband - we still have no idea how we got there because once we took in water we quit fighting - it puts you in a dream-like state because of oxygen deprivation. First thing I said when I could speak and lungs weren’t on fire was I guess I haven’t served my purpose or I’d have died out there. We found out later I was only 3 weeks pregnant with our 11 yo. She held on through that thrashing somehow and life is good ❤️
My own story, not life threatening, but still about as lucky as I could get in the situation. At a scout camp doing the totem chit, I was in the axe yard chopping wood when the axe glanced off the wood and into my foot, after examination by the doctor, despite the axe going 1 or 2 inches into my foot, I missed all bones and tendons, saving me surgery and allowing me to keep doing sports once it healed
I have absolutely no idea how that guy who's car got smashed by the pole got out with his legs intact. Even if the pole went through the dashboard and missed his upper body they should have been crushed. Go buy that man a scratchie!
Did you notice how the guy in the car behind him got out of his car ran up took a look at the smashed car and then turned around and jogged back to his own car.😂
The one with the waterfall brought back some flashbacks..I was hiking with a buddy and drinkin, I tried climbing down the side of a waterfall by hanging onto trees and roots when one tree broke and I fell almost 40ft. Not 40 feet all at once..I bounced off the rocks and trees a few times before I hit the bottom but somehow ended up pretty much unhurt. I was unconscious and remember waking up to people screaming and standing over me. I guess it just wasn't my time to go.
A mate of mine took acid back in the eighties and fell of Waterfall Gully in Adelaide. Feel 40m or so and hit the water. The docs reckon the acid relaxed him enough that he survived somehow. A very similar story to yours. Moral is, lay off the mind alternating substances when hiking. Or not. I dunno.
One night I was coming home from work and we had a bout of freezing rain. It fucked up the roads and made everybody spinny-spinny-flippy-spinny. I managed to make it to a gas station where I filled up then took a side road home, driving extra slowly. I ended up doing a couple of spinny-spinnies and ended up facing in the exact opposite direction in the correct lane. I took that as a sign to take a different, safer route. Slippy-slidied a couple of times but didn't crash. Made it safely home.
The pole vault one is **EXACTLY** what I fear in that sport. I've always thought about "what if *that* happens?", and damn, I wouldn't want to be whoever the person experiencing that is. It would be absolutely horrible to both male and female players. Everytime I watch any pole vaulting videos or in TV, I always think of that happening.
I remember hearing once about a woman (criminal) who tried to climb over a metal spiked fence, slipped and got impaled...yeah pole vaulting is too dangerous for me
Question: was my grandfather very lucky or unlucky? He was born into abysmal conditions after the great war and had to work as a child for food scraps and didn't have access to running water, electricity, or even a bed. The Germans invaded and freed him of the abusive landlord. He joined the army and had for the first time in his life all the luxury he ever dreamed of (for us pretty much the level we take for granted). Soon after, he was fighting the Russians and got shot in the outskirts of Stalingrad. He was sent home just in time before everything went to sh!t there. He recovered just in time to be reassigned and sent to Normandie, where an American bomb exploded right next to him, knocking him over. He managed to find an opportunity to surrender to a British unit and they patched him up. He had suffered multiple perforations and embedded foreign objects due to the fragmentation of the bomb. Two of the metal parts were not removable, even today, it would be utterly impossible. One of them was in his brain(!) and the other was stuck in his spine, close to his heart. The fact that he survived that, let alone was able to run and fight for his life is nothing short of a miracle. He died at 90 years. As a side-note, he was fully capable of working and raising my mother despite all his injuries, and what makes him stand out, even more, is that he went back to his life without any issues, whereas my other grandfather had gone through less and yet drank himself to death and both my grandmothers were severely mentally damaged. He had seen the horrors of war firsthand but never held any grudges. He visited Russia multiple times (and cheated on his wife there, but that's beyond the point).
@Edi- I would say you made this entire story up. But then again, no one would make up a story so outrageous & expect people to believe it. Make sure you pass this lifestory of your grandfather to all his grandkids. It will make them not complain about anything.
@@PinballBob1 I left out one detail: I'm pretty sure that he was a psychopath. It might very well be that the brain injury destroyed his prefrontal cortex. This would explain how he could live on so carefree, but also why he kept getting into conflict with authorities, had to smuggle things across the iron curtain at the height of the cold war, and cheat on his wife while neglecting to look after my mother... He was one of my favorite relatives. He was the only one that didn't give a F when they found out that I had fallen in love with an Indian girl and he was the only one willing to talk about the war and he did so in a matter-of-fact way without painting himself as the hero or victim.
@@PinballBob1 He was a rather simple guy, in that he was unapologetically himself. But, he was definitely a rare breed and an interesting guy. There's so much to talk about, to laugh, but also to lament. He neglected my mother, but also saved her once. He got into prison for blowing up a pond in the city park to get some fish for dinner. He beat someone up with an illegal firearm because he scammed his wife. When I found an illegal firearm as a kid, and shot it, everyone went to cover, except him. He walked to me with no care in the world and asked me what I was aiming at and after I replied, he asked for the rifle and shot it in the center despite being a frail old man at the time.
I had a summer job in a furniture shop when I was a teenager. One day I ran in on an IRA armed robbery in progress. I was rushing and didn't realise what was happening. I almost ran into a massive bloke with a motorbike helmet and a shotgun. As he turned as cool as a cucumber he just said in his drole Dublin accent 'on the floor, stupid'. It wasn't until later a mate said it was just as well he was a pro. A nervous bloke would have just shot me point blank. Yeah, lucky escape.
My personal example isn't quite as dramatic as these but it reminds me of that time I surfed a hurricane to get to the top of an erupting volcano so that I can ski down the lava wave. Got a killer blister on my thumb.
You brought ski whyle surfing? Were you surfing with the ski or carrying them and somehow quick swapped your surf board to them mid-air before hitting that lava wave?
What a legend. Just casually makes an awesome "Destination Lucked" joke in his own video, but instead just chooses to walk away from the explosion without even looking back.
@@openorwap5412 Just a big flash, a bit of a pop and a broken toaster... A bit anti-climactic to be honest but I do remember looking down to see if my body was on the floor and also walking over to a mirror to make sure I was still alive 🤔
I was also extremely lucky once. Me and dad was at his job, along with an uncle and his son. The wind was extreme that evening and we were trying to close some gates there that had been blown up. On the one gate we tried using a metal pole across it, going through some rails on the two gate doors. At some point the wind forced them open again and the metal pole nearly hit the back of my had. It was probably just inches away. I could see it in my side view as it went behind me. I got shocked a relived when I started thinking I could've died if it had hit me.
And another time at some other job of mine, I was doing done stupid shit under a metal platform. No idea what I was trying to do. But when I had just gotten out from under it, something snapped that held it up. And the platform smashed into the ground. If I had been under it, I would've probably have been flatten to death.
I've got a luck story! Feb 22, 2011 I had an appointment at the bank at 1pm but by some weird quirk a delivery company accidentally delivered a pallet of product to our house and left it in the driveway so I couldn't get my car out. I called my partner to come and help me move the product (it was product for my business, they just delivered it to my house instead of the warehouse) and while he was home a massive earthquake hit (at 12.51pm) and the bank I would have been in and most of the surrounding buildings collapsed. And we were together, not stressing about if the other was safe (most were not so lucky, it was a bloody stressful incident). Just sheer lucky day for us .
I had a number of these as a teenager, (not to this extent but still) and I just assumed that I was invincible. That idea stuck with me well into my 20's... I pray for my kids.. 😨
2:12 I don't know where this is, but damn... they take toll evasion very seriously. The boom gate from hell has spoken and your car is in destination farked my friend.
I used to play Warhammer Fantasy back in the day and when you rolled a character you had to role for Fate Points. These points meant, if you died, you got to use a fate point and go on living. The people in the video, rolled well :D
When I was 10, I was on my holibobs visiting family in Ireland. One day, I went to a local 'mountain' with two cousins. Driving back along a one-track road, some arse in a farm truck came toward our mini. We stopped, they didn't. We thought they're gonna slow down, they didn't, and hit us full on. The mini was totalled and had done a few somersaults into the ditch. My cousins (driving and in the back seat) were a bit bruised and concussed. I was in the front without a seatbelt (this was '83), and didn't have a scratch. The truck driver was never found, the utter tw@.
My dad recommended me to watch this, never regretted it 😂 I’m an Aussie but not with an accent though, it’s mainly Sydney that has the accent. I’m in Queensland and not many people who live here have an accent. Just wanted to share it y’all 👍
When I was in avout the 6th grade I bought my first "lottery" thicket. It was from a local shop which offered all kinds of cheap toys. The most expensive ones were a doll and a small electric piano. I didn't know how it all worked, I thought if I got a winning ticket I could choose which ever I wanted, and since I was a boy I said I'd like the piano. The lady there and my school friend explained me that ome has to actually get the ticket that had the number of the piano on it, to get it.. but nevertheless I bought my first ticket and it was that piano. I was stunned and happy that my whish has happened, but more stunned where my brother, my friend and that lady from the store. Merely seconds before I pointed to the piano and said "I want that if I win".
The lottery guys back story is insane if you don't know already. The Guy got into an accident was injured and given some kind of medication during treatment for that. This ended up stopping his heart and left him clinically dead for 14 mins. This left him in a coma for 12 days. Drs didn't think he had a chance and family was considering stopping life support. However the guy wakes up and is completely fine. Miracle?
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The guy who won 250k is more shaken up than the pole vaulter who almost lost his junk.
Compared to repeatedly finding yourself in destination f'ed good luck is much harder to believe.
It was probably the pole vaulter's adrenaline keeping him from freaking out or smth
He straight up was begging God not to kill him, that was what finally made me crack up.
@@saikoakuma He said "Please don't film me." because he was breaking down and about to cry
🤣🤣🤣 true
They missed the craziest part of the story: Bill Morgan (Double Lotto dude) was in a car accident, was clinically dead for 14 minutes, came back, was comatosed for over a week, and recovered. He went to get the first scratch ticket to celebrate not being dead/vegetable.
That's like My Name is Earl shit there.
Got to ask him to choose me some lottery numbers, he can't go wrong! 😁
I don't know how that hasn't been on the news in every country because that is absolutely insane!
@@spis_dritt "I am just trying to be a better person... My name is Bill"
I loved that show, now I will have to rewatch it, because of you 🤣
That would explain him saying God please don't kill me. At least that is what is sounded like to me, wow!
I love that aussie guy who won a second time. Lucky bastard 😆 🤣
You beat me to it ! Makes me want to go buy a scratcher
Should have bought another one, until he does not win anything, then he know not to buy another one in his life.
I'm not 100% sure but I remember like he wake up from years of coma just before this lucky strike😄
I bet it's fake or he must be very stupid to admit he won 250k in public around strangers.
@@nadavdanieli I've been to a casino twice, won 41,000 first time and 28,000 second time. I'm scared to go back because casinos aren't in business because the give money away.
The crazy stuff you see caught on film makes you wonder how much crazier stuff wasn't.
Yes, that really makes you think.
"Without a head it's extra-hard to function in society" - that made my day 😂. Thanks Ozzy Man.
That's true wisdom, that's what it is.
Eh, society sucks. It forces you to pay to exist even though you didn't choose to. I think I'd rather lose my head.
Politicians function without anything in their heads.
Although that one is quite doubtable... there seem to be too many people around that function just as society want's them to with a head that's just there for decorational purposes.
"I don't know any headless people" 🤣
Such a wholesome guy the lottery winner is. You've fully deserved it, man!
Yea the old guys who have nothing to live for, we could use it.
@Jared Haas Wasn't he only in his late 30's in that clip? I remember that he did just go through some serious health problems the previous year (this was in the news report).
Edit: He was 37. He was in a coma for 14 days, and his heart stopped, after a serious vehicle accident, and a reaction to medication. That guy had one hell of a year!
@Jared Haas the last 60 years go quick, and no women are going to look his way
@@hannesRSA dude, just stop
@@howlrichard1028 you don't get it
The guy in the first clip is so commendable. You can see he hasn't fully still gotten over the trauma of it, (and instead of putting his bike aside and going to the pavement to catch a breath away from traffic or whatever..) the first thing he does is gets up and thinks of helping the truck driver. On the spot character.
This is Russia and the truck driver didnt yield, if he's ok hes about not to be.
@@DmitriyLaktyushkin
Yeah I was trying to work out the logistics of this.
Is there a street sign that says the truck is to yield.
Also looking at it the red car is likely over the speed limit if you compare it to the truck.
In this country the road that has to yield has a clear white or yellow line painted across it.
@@donjean6590 There are 3 clues the truck should yield: explicit inverse triangle sign, continued line down the middle of red car road through the intersection, and in case of absence of any signage always yield to traffic from your right.
@@KimonFrousios
Thank you ill take a closer look.
Ive never known anyone who has driven there so dont know what rules may be the same or different.
Its the whole reason I was curious.
@@donjean6590 well where I drive there are no street signs or anything resembling them. You as a driver has to be scanning the roads all the time like a radar. Especially when reaching an intersection looking right and left to make sure not to get hit by some genius.
So happy for that guy that won 250k. Makes me happy seeing people in joy regardless of my situation.
Its 25 years old..
@@mohammedhusain6446 So f'n what !
What is your point ?
GD troll...
Regardless if it is 125yrs old, the op showed more Moral Character in a couple of words then you possess...
You're either 9 or haven't realized Jesus isn't really watching you.
The funny thing is that it wouldn't of happened if the news crew didn't ask him to buy a ticket to re-enact his first time winning.
I’m still in shock every time I see that guy win 250k. I sure hope he deserved it because he truly seemed grateful.
he did deserve it.
He did. I believe he was on a car accident then got comatose for weeks then recovered. As a celebration, he bought a scratcher and won a car. And then, for reenactment of his win for the news, he won 250k.
1:47 "However many weeks it takes to stop swinging, *wait."* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I was a little girl, around five or so, I was playing with my cousins at my grandparents house and running around a big concrete fountain they had in their yard. The bottom section that we were running inside had a wavy edge, each indentation only a few inches deep. Suddenly the fountain fell over, I fell backwards with my legs landing exactly in two of the indents, purely by chance. If I hadn't landed the way I did I would have without a doubt lost both legs, maybe my life. If I had larger legs that didn't fit so perfectly, same story. This happened fifty years ago and I'm still grateful for my good fortune.
oh my god. what a story. did your parent somehow witness it ? or did they come right on time before you stand back up. The look on their face must be really freak out
Damn
A lot of my friends call me a pessimist, but the way I see it, you may have missed out on a chance to be a Paralympic champion.
@@puteraamirul7936 All the grownups were inside and very close by when it happened, they came running out right after. In the end everyone was just relieved there were no serious injuries.
@@sabredog1955 i am logging off now. That has won the internet for the day for me 🤣
Dear lord, these are some lucky people, the person moving before a rock fell in the exact spot they once stood is crazy. Goes to show you can meet your end at any second at random, wow.
Yep, no matter how bad the argument was ALWAYS hug or kiss your bestest people before we leave.
It's insane!!
the scratchy guy warmed my heart
I know the people in these clips are definitely traumatised but I can't help laughing at Ozzy's hilarious commentary 🤣🤣🤣
I agree, I’ve seen some of these before, but the commentary makes this a great video. I think I’m going to start saying “Luck is a cheeky wanker.”
I love the comment "I don't know anyone without a head" LOL!
“Without a head, it’s hard to function in society” -funny, I’ve met plenty of people who’ve pulled it off! 😂
I'm quite lucky too you know: I was about to cross a viaduct one day and it fell after I crossed it. Although it had been 3 months since I'd crossed but it means I'm all the more lucky.
No camera means it didnt happen.
Just joking. Hahaha. Had an instance of luck too. Our neighborhood was on fire and all my neighbors on the left side is already crispy, we evacuated and thinking what to do next coz theres just no way our house wont burn down so we were already calling our cousins for a place to crash and told my family we'll use my other house for storage since its too small for all of us but for some insane reason our neighbor just renovated his house and his house was as high as ours and its walled in from left to right so his house burned down and left ours house untouched. My neighbor literally fixed his house to save our house from burning down coz the firemen told us if his house was smaller or taller than ours and it would have burned our house down. Sigh of relief but yeah our electric fan and two of my favorite pants were stolen amidst the chaos so its not a perfect lucl streak.
@@m0n4rch911 Man, I don't know what to say.
It must have been a really traumatic experience.
I mean, it's horrifying.
Getting your favourite pants stolen...
I understand that. I was on top of the world trade towers two weeks before they came down.
@@AnujKuumar Well thats actually a thing here in Asia. A burning neighborhood means items are outside trying to save property and like any crisis in the world since forever, you have to make something out of the crisis so its not wasted opportunity "cough, cough, insurance" but still its my favorite pants so it stings. My neighbors lost phones, TVs "Yes BIG flat screen TVs", microwaves and biggest thing that went missing is a washing machine. Imagine a thief lifting a washing machine casually since streets are congested with people and firetrucks you cant park anywhere so the thief hauled that big thing all the way home.
I drove across a bridge the fell less than 10 years later.
Such a close call nearly my life passed before the bridge fell.
The lottery guy also has woken up from coma, before he went for the first ticket.. He was also clinically dead for several minutes.. I guess he must had NDE, so he came back to this world with couple buffs 🤣 but still remained a humble guy..
Thats why I found quite interesting, how after winning the 250k, when he said “God, please don’t kill me”, it surely wasn’t some random “excitement quote”, but he really meant it more seriously.. 🙃
He had God mode on, and that's bullshit mate.
This is so randomly crazy.
@@LeatherCladVegan it was GOD who saved him. AND THAT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
I'm AMAZED that you DIDN'T put the guy was " wholesome " because that's the latest " fad " word to describe anything and for EVERYTHING and the imbeciles on the net have NO IDEA the meaning/definition of it and in what context to use it !!!
@@juliecook6057 I know how to use that word! Easy! I will give you an example below:
"Look at that - it is very wholesome".
No sweat.
One time I lost my car and the news wanted me to do a bit about how i lost it, so i went back and actually lost $250,000
I hate when that happens
That's why I don't keep $250,000 change in my pockets anymore.
@@marcussmithereens-smithert5409 Absolutely. No good can come from it at ALL!
😯
lemme guess, you play poker?
0:50 That didn't look like luck, that looked like a bigfoot warning. That's how they tell people to get the F out of their territory, by throwing big heavy stuff close to people.
Is it really exist?
@@fallen4062 Yes Bigfoot/Sasquatch are very real
@@toxicgracie3772 prove it 🤔
@@fallen4062 Go to a Native American reserve and ask the elders. They will tell you more than I can about them. But all I can say is that they do exist. If you know, you know.
@@toxicgracie3772interesting
3:00 "Please don't do this !" .... lolll... Like it's a curse and he's asking God to stop ! lollll...
0:21 She almost became what some train staff refer to as a, "twisted sister".
If you've ever seen a twisted sister, in this context, you know how gruesome it is. An absolutely brutal way to die if you fall down between the platform and a moving train.
When I was a kid a huge palm tree that was just outside our house and facing my bedroom fell in the opposite direction because of heavy wind throughout the night. I woke up the next day and couldn't comprehend how lucky I was when I found it flat on the ground and halfway through the common pool area opposite our house.
Ozzy: - I don't know any headless people.
Me: - I know.
Ooooo....my! Much needed laughter. Absolutely love your comments in these videos!!!!!
Once i was cycling down a very steep hill in the countryside it was a one lane dirt road. Suddenly as i was zooming a truck appeared in the distance and took up the whole road. So i slammed on the breaks but the gravel didnt give much pull and i began to slide about 30 yard, as i came to the truck still sliding intensively there was a small gap between it and the hedge, intuitively i aimed for it, mounted a big mud bank and the bumps slowed me down.. but i managed to stay on the bike. Then i came out the other side and finally stopped about 10 yards on the road behind the truck. I was there for a little bit.. just in disbelief i was safe.. not needing to pry myself out of the truck bonet
You mentioned a hedge, you had no chance of being on the bonnet 🤓
And this is why helmet cams were invented. Then everyone could get a first person view of 'oh holy F! that was close!'
I had a similar experience ripping round backroads on my poor old cg125 years ago. Tractor came round a corner, on a narrow road with an almost vertical bank each side. Went past it leaning on the bank, handlebars digging into the dirt haha. Nearly ended up as pate underneath his slurry tank, good times
So you're agreeing that cyclists shouldn't be on roads where motor vehicles are. Finally thank you
bet you needed clean shorts though! Glad you are OK.
Respect to that cyclist in the first clip, after that he would've been well within his rights to go to the pub for a beer, but instead he went to check on the other people involved. Good on him.
Who knows? Maybe he didn't go to help, but rather to pound their faces for stress relief. 😂
While the red car owner fleed the scene of accident.
Is this supposed to be a joke comment? so because he survived the accident he should go and consume alcohol, which is most likely what caused the accident with the red car in the first place? makes no sense, he should go and drink something like apple juice instead which is both tasty and healthy
Your videos are awesome man. Every time after i watched them i am in a good mood
That aussie lotto dude is such a legend his life story is like a rollercoaster
We as humans have got roughly a 1 in 400 trillion chance of existing. So, in a sense, we're all incredibly lucky to be alive. (Love life or hate it!)
Love your videos, Ozzy Man. You've got a wicked sense of humour.
?? Seriously? God created us all and it has zero to do with chance. Angels saved these people in these videos.
'Angels' should start working overtime then
@@foxygrin Why? Some people's time is just their time.
Nah, No Higher power. 400 Trillion to one by chance oozed out of the ocean. Much more likely. I feel bad for those poor souls who actually believe that.
@@iamthelaw2828 😂
Innocent kids die with some of the most horrible of diseases.
If that God exists, he's one sick bastard!
The out-of-control pole after release always seemed like a massive liability to me. I'd feel safer sky diving than pole vaulting.
Yeah, but the trick is that you HAVE TO PUSH it away after release.
Well, actually you don't need to worry to lose that 🤣🤣
God, i think men should not compete in Pole Vaulting lol. Think of your future guys.
No worry, they changed the pole rule to less springy & more pointy. So it won't bounce to Ur junk, and if it did U won't feel the despair of losing your junk your whole life.
@@Half-Vampire And you are saying women are just fine and dandy though? 👀 I have so many things to not say. Even jokingly. I will get murdered for my abundance of imagination and lack of social sense.
The reporter after the guy won $250k was probably like, "I actually bought the ticket, you just scratched it, so really I just won $250k."
Actually as we see Bill pay for it, the scratchie belongs to Bill irrespective of whether the money used to pay was Bill’s or not!
I dont think thats how gifting works. I know you were kidding, but I had the same thought. Im pretty sure once its in your hands with the clear intention of it belonging to you, its yours
I know a guy who borrowed $2.00 from a friend at the race track and won $450.00; he gave the guy the $2.00 back, lol. True story.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I think I there was a court case about this (I'm sure there have actually been a bunch of them), but I don't know how it came out. Need to ask @LegalEagle
@@aussiemumism Oh yeah you are right. The first time I watched it I thought the woman who handed him the ticket was the reporter and I didn't see him hand her anything.
A lot of people are sharing their stories of luck so I'll give it a go.
Years back my family and I were driving over Snoqualmie pass in Washington around Christmas time. It was snowing but not terrible but snow chains were required, which we had. We pulled over to the designated chain up area. My wife and I finished up and were about to get back in the car.
Meanwhile, a large pickup truck going too fast and traveling too close slammed on their breaks and swerved out of control towards us while im standing outside the driver door and my wife on the other side of the car.
It hit our back left bumper first. Pushed our car into my wife who landed backwards into a soft snowbank. The truck then spun clockwise forward, knocked me to the ground and roated around my body and not over it. The truck had enough momentum to also hit car in front of us while it was still spinning.
I was able to walk away with a mild concusion, hurt knee and bruised ribs. My wife had tissue damage in her hand from where our car slammed into her but that's it. Our two children were unharmed as they were in our car buckled in their car seats.
If the truck was a few inches more to the left, I would have been a grease stain on the snow.
Drive carefully people.
I would’ve broken down crying or laughing after that
@@spectralassassin6030 both at different times as it turned out.
I can’t really picture the scene other than your wife being pushed into the snowbank by your car. I mean how is one supposed to get a clear picture of what it looks like for a truck to spin clockwise forward while knocking someone down but rotating around them. Like, what ?
@@alanmlkbanda believe me, if it wasn't for numerous witnesses giving the same story to the police, I wouldn't believe it myself. Honestly, my description is based off of other people saying thats what happened. I had my back turned to the road about to get in my car, then i was just on the ground. I don't know how it happened that way for us all to be (contextually) fine.
@@alanmlkbanda He was outside the driver's door, the truck hit the driver's side of the back bumper, and rotated around him, it sounds pretty clear to me.
Thank God and all his Angels for keeping these people safe... Love you Ozzy man thank you!
“Please don’t film me”. What a moment.
I was driving my big rig leaving California and going up the mountains at night, there was a tiny 1 foot shoulder and a knee high metal barrier and then a massive, several hundred foot cliff of death to the right of me..
Another truck not paying attention didn't notice the stopped traffic ahead, and swerved into my lane and right into me, nearly pushing me off the side of a cliff.. my truck swayed and was up on 9 wheels for a second, I was a smidgen from a plummet into death and darkness.. still not sure how I didn't roll over that cliff
Your angel kept it from tipping.
Aw geez I live in Colorado and I've seen enough Cliff of Death drop offs in the mountains and combined with general crazy drivers you couldn't pay me enough to drive a semi through the mountains. You sir/ma'am, are a legend.
I've never heard the expression "well deserved sh**stains," but it would've applied to your situation. Whew. 🙋♂️
Now I'm relaxed & in-touch with nature, listening to Ozzy relaxed & in-touch with nature, watching those people relaxed & in-touch with nature!😌🥲
One of my lucky close call stories: I used to work as furniture upholsterer in one furniture manufactury company. I worked at the 2nd floor as upholsterer and the 3rd floor did all the frames of furniture and the way the frames were delivered to the 2nd floor is by using a conveyer belt, i stood at the side of it while there was the new guy who didn't know how to properly put the frame on the belt so it would stay while moving and so this frame fell of the belt and it dropped down like 1-2cm away from my head.
We used to cycle around the neighbourhood a lot as kids. The parents of one boy, who was probably about six or seven, bought him a new helmet and he came out on his bike wearing it. (This was back in the 80s when no one was wearing them) That very day he hit a curb, went over the handlebars and hit his head off the ground. His helmet was destroyed but despite the shock he was able to laugh at his good fortune!
Your commentary had me falling over laughing. Outstanding!
These were great. Ty. My hubs and I darn near drowned in Hawaii (Kauai) in 12-14ft waves…took in water and became really out of it. Next thing I know i guess a gentle wave placed me on the shore along with my husband - we still have no idea how we got there because once we took in water we quit fighting - it puts you in a dream-like state because of oxygen deprivation. First thing I said when I could speak and lungs weren’t on fire was I guess I haven’t served my purpose or I’d have died out there. We found out later I was only 3 weeks pregnant with our 11 yo. She held on through that thrashing somehow and life is good ❤️
That is such a wholesome story. Really happy for you and your husband :))
God was merciful on you three. That story is a true miracle.
@@yelshaamarie9294 oh that made me tear up. Thank you 🙏 ❤️
THREE WEEKS PREGNANT WITH AN 11 YEAR OLD!!!
@@tinbanger66 lol yes admittedly not my best grammar. I was 3 weeks pregnant when we nearly drowned and she’s now 11 yo
My own story, not life threatening, but still about as lucky as I could get in the situation.
At a scout camp doing the totem chit, I was in the axe yard chopping wood when the axe glanced off the wood and into my foot, after examination by the doctor, despite the axe going 1 or 2 inches into my foot, I missed all bones and tendons, saving me surgery and allowing me to keep doing sports once it healed
I feel lucky that I just recently discovered you and your work. I'm hooked.
I was going to comment something similar but found it too cheesy nevertheless take my like
I'm still having a blast binging and catching up with his stuff :)
I don't normally like the talk overs but I have to admit this one was good. It made it more funny!
Thoroughly enjoy these videos. Keep up the great work ozzyman
I have absolutely no idea how that guy who's car got smashed by the pole got out with his legs intact. Even if the pole went through the dashboard and missed his upper body they should have been crushed. Go buy that man a scratchie!
Did you notice how the guy in the car behind him got out of his car ran up took a look at the smashed car and then turned around and jogged back to his own car.😂
@@megnakamura7652 because it’s china but not all like that many will help
3:06 A good rule of thumb, if you see a person filming right where you are going, check to make sure its not because something horrible is happening
The one with the waterfall brought back some flashbacks..I was hiking with a buddy and drinkin, I tried climbing down the side of a waterfall by hanging onto trees and roots when one tree broke and I fell almost 40ft. Not 40 feet all at once..I bounced off the rocks and trees a few times before I hit the bottom but somehow ended up pretty much unhurt. I was unconscious and remember waking up to people screaming and standing over me. I guess it just wasn't my time to go.
Destination fucked and lucked
So close to winning a Darwin award though.
Maybe you performed a Spready to the Gods whilst unconscious and falling - clearly they were most pleased with your offering.
A mate of mine took acid back in the eighties and fell of Waterfall Gully in Adelaide. Feel 40m or so and hit the water. The docs reckon the acid relaxed him enough that he survived somehow. A very similar story to yours. Moral is, lay off the mind alternating substances when hiking. Or not. I dunno.
Alternating? altering!
"Luck is the biggest cheeky wanker on the planet."
Well said, Ser Oz. Eternal words of Oz wisdom.
"luck is the biggest cheeky wanker in the planet" that killed me........LOL
Pure gold mate, cheers 4 those brief glimpses into "Destination Lucked!" :)
"Destination Lucked!" deserves more likes!
@@jerrywalker6043 thank you, I'm available for kids party's and weddings. No refunds.
Surprised Ozzy didn’t think of that a long time ago. Better hurry up and trademark it.
@@jimgardner1306 no worries mate, I live an hour or so down from ozzyman's joint so it's all his if he wants it ;)
You can tell by his reaction that the lottery winner needed the money. I love seeing stuff like that.
Considering the medical bills, yup he needed every cent of winnings
@@meganroberts8721 How do you know he has to pay medical bills? Maybe he's not American.
Awesome stuff, keep it coming, you're the best Ozzy man!
Mozzy man?
"Look out for dodgy f#$%ing trees!"
I died. They didn't.
Man seeing bill get that money made me really happy. Good on yah bill!
One night I was coming home from work and we had a bout of freezing rain. It fucked up the roads and made everybody spinny-spinny-flippy-spinny. I managed to make it to a gas station where I filled up then took a side road home, driving extra slowly. I ended up doing a couple of spinny-spinnies and ended up facing in the exact opposite direction in the correct lane. I took that as a sign to take a different, safer route. Slippy-slidied a couple of times but didn't crash. Made it safely home.
"spinny-spinny-flippy-spinny" - Ozzy Man is working his way into our language. (Glad you made it home!)
The pole vault one is **EXACTLY** what I fear in that sport. I've always thought about "what if *that* happens?", and damn, I wouldn't want to be whoever the person experiencing that is. It would be absolutely horrible to both male and female players. Everytime I watch any pole vaulting videos or in TV, I always think of that happening.
I remember hearing once about a woman (criminal) who tried to climb over a metal spiked fence, slipped and got impaled...yeah pole vaulting is too dangerous for me
I know what sport I'm never trying
Question: was my grandfather very lucky or unlucky?
He was born into abysmal conditions after the great war and had to work as a child for food scraps and didn't have access to running water, electricity, or even a bed. The Germans invaded and freed him of the abusive landlord. He joined the army and had for the first time in his life all the luxury he ever dreamed of (for us pretty much the level we take for granted). Soon after, he was fighting the Russians and got shot in the outskirts of Stalingrad. He was sent home just in time before everything went to sh!t there. He recovered just in time to be reassigned and sent to Normandie, where an American bomb exploded right next to him, knocking him over. He managed to find an opportunity to surrender to a British unit and they patched him up. He had suffered multiple perforations and embedded foreign objects due to the fragmentation of the bomb. Two of the metal parts were not removable, even today, it would be utterly impossible. One of them was in his brain(!) and the other was stuck in his spine, close to his heart. The fact that he survived that, let alone was able to run and fight for his life is nothing short of a miracle. He died at 90 years.
As a side-note, he was fully capable of working and raising my mother despite all his injuries, and what makes him stand out, even more, is that he went back to his life without any issues, whereas my other grandfather had gone through less and yet drank himself to death and both my grandmothers were severely mentally damaged. He had seen the horrors of war firsthand but never held any grudges. He visited Russia multiple times (and cheated on his wife there, but that's beyond the point).
@Edi- I would say you made this entire story up. But then again, no one would make up a story so outrageous & expect people to believe it. Make sure you pass this lifestory of your grandfather to all his grandkids. It will make them not complain about anything.
@@PinballBob1 I left out one detail: I'm pretty sure that he was a psychopath. It might very well be that the brain injury destroyed his prefrontal cortex. This would explain how he could live on so carefree, but also why he kept getting into conflict with authorities, had to smuggle things across the iron curtain at the height of the cold war, and cheat on his wife while neglecting to look after my mother...
He was one of my favorite relatives. He was the only one that didn't give a F when they found out that I had fallen in love with an Indian girl and he was the only one willing to talk about the war and he did so in a matter-of-fact way without painting himself as the hero or victim.
Your grandpa was a very lucky man...especially when he went back to Russia after the war.
@@edi9892 @Edi- A very complex man, to be sure. It seems to me that he lived a kind of life you only read about in novels.
@@PinballBob1 He was a rather simple guy, in that he was unapologetically himself. But, he was definitely a rare breed and an interesting guy. There's so much to talk about, to laugh, but also to lament. He neglected my mother, but also saved her once. He got into prison for blowing up a pond in the city park to get some fish for dinner. He beat someone up with an illegal firearm because he scammed his wife. When I found an illegal firearm as a kid, and shot it, everyone went to cover, except him. He walked to me with no care in the world and asked me what I was aiming at and after I replied, he asked for the rifle and shot it in the center despite being a frail old man at the time.
1:11 first seeing: unlucky sportsman
Second seeing with Ozzy commentary: VERY LUCKY GUY!
2:30 hide your disappointment why don't you 😂😂 now the poor bloke is going to have to start the scene all over again
I had a summer job in a furniture shop when I was a teenager. One day I ran in on an IRA armed robbery in progress. I was rushing and didn't realise what was happening. I almost ran into a massive bloke with a motorbike helmet and a shotgun. As he turned as cool as a cucumber he just said in his drole Dublin accent 'on the floor, stupid'. It wasn't until later a mate said it was just as well he was a pro. A nervous bloke would have just shot me point blank. Yeah, lucky escape.
My personal example isn't quite as dramatic as these but it reminds me of that time I surfed a hurricane to get to the top of an erupting volcano so that I can ski down the lava wave. Got a killer blister on my thumb.
That's exactly why you should always keep a few SpongeBob band aids in your pocket. For situations just like that.
@@Steve-1269 They told me. They did. But did I listen 🙄
You brought ski whyle surfing?
Were you surfing with the ski or carrying them and somehow quick swapped your surf board to them mid-air before hitting that lava wave?
@@Alpha.Phenix he probably just cut the surfboard in half, that's the way I do it.
@@Alpha.Phenix That's the bit that puzzles you?
I ask myself the same question every morning
You're not alone in that situation my friend
every morning really? get some help..
I hope the first guy's bicycle was alright. It'll be his lucky bike that should be passed on for generations
The luck of this man should also be used up for a long time m.ruclips.net/video/JjdSYRk8BkU/видео.html&has_verified=1
2:33 this guy is living the dream! So awesome!
Best commentary you've done in awhile. Had me laughing a few times 👊
What a legend. Just casually makes an awesome "Destination Lucked" joke in his own video, but instead just chooses to walk away from the explosion without even looking back.
I had a "how do I still exist" moment when I decided to test why we're told not to put knives in toasters 😀
What were the results 🤔 😆
Yikes!!
I need a serious answer, will I probably survive if I do this?
@@openorwap5412 No problem, the toaster is just resistance wires like a heater, they will burn you if you touch them.
@@openorwap5412 Just a big flash, a bit of a pop and a broken toaster... A bit anti-climactic to be honest but I do remember looking down to see if my body was on the floor and also walking over to a mirror to make sure I was still alive 🤔
The first footage is unbelievable!!! The most dramatic for me.
shelia in the second video summoned the drunk balance perfectly
I was also extremely lucky once.
Me and dad was at his job, along with an uncle and his son.
The wind was extreme that evening and we were trying to close some gates there that had been blown up.
On the one gate we tried using a metal pole across it, going through some rails on the two gate doors.
At some point the wind forced them open again and the metal pole nearly hit the back of my had. It was probably just inches away.
I could see it in my side view as it went behind me.
I got shocked a relived when I started thinking I could've died if it had hit me.
And another time at some other job of mine, I was doing done stupid shit under a metal platform.
No idea what I was trying to do.
But when I had just gotten out from under it, something snapped that held it up. And the platform smashed into the ground.
If I had been under it, I would've probably have been flatten to death.
I've got a luck story! Feb 22, 2011 I had an appointment at the bank at 1pm but by some weird quirk a delivery company accidentally delivered a pallet of product to our house and left it in the driveway so I couldn't get my car out. I called my partner to come and help me move the product (it was product for my business, they just delivered it to my house instead of the warehouse) and while he was home a massive earthquake hit (at 12.51pm) and the bank I would have been in and most of the surrounding buildings collapsed. And we were together, not stressing about if the other was safe (most were not so lucky, it was a bloody stressful incident). Just sheer lucky day for us .
Now that is what I like to call some Final Destination sh!t
Christchurch?
@@LilleyAdam yes!
@@frostdemen1 she better hope not lol
I had a number of these as a teenager, (not to this extent but still) and I just assumed that I was invincible. That idea stuck with me well into my 20's...
I pray for my kids.. 😨
"I don't know any headless people"......all the way dead after that gem!
Epic videos, thanks! I feel lucky just by successfully sitting on my coach, without anything falling on me
I remember climbing up and jumping from a tree, across a narrow stream.
One day the tree fell after we jumped off and somehow no one got hit
These days, it's hard to make me laugh. But I can always count on you, to bring me laughter, whenever I need it.Thank you Ozzy Man 😁.
All of these people are examples of the idea that someone is watching over you when you need it. Brilliant, especially the first guy, wow!
- Мужик, что случилось?
Велосипедист - Да я в грузовик врезался!
😆
2:12 I don't know where this is, but damn... they take toll evasion very seriously. The boom gate from hell has spoken and your car is in destination farked my friend.
I used to play Warhammer Fantasy back in the day and when you rolled a character you had to role for Fate Points. These points meant, if you died, you got to use a fate point and go on living.
The people in the video, rolled well :D
God damn, your commentary is superb! Top notch comedy! 😂❤️
When did God get a last name?
Don't use God name in vain
@@eddieboggs8306 He's disgusting
@@MsEinstein1234
Truly.
“I don’t know any headless people”. Still rolling on the floor…
I think his spirit went to heaven for those 3 seconds 😂😂😂
When I was 10, I was on my holibobs visiting family in Ireland.
One day, I went to a local 'mountain' with two cousins.
Driving back along a one-track road, some arse in a farm truck came toward our mini.
We stopped, they didn't.
We thought they're gonna slow down, they didn't, and hit us full on.
The mini was totalled and had done a few somersaults into the ditch.
My cousins (driving and in the back seat) were a bit bruised and concussed.
I was in the front without a seatbelt (this was '83), and didn't have a scratch.
The truck driver was never found, the utter tw@.
Describes Irish country roads perfectly
Have a FANTABULOUS day everyone
More like destination LUCKED!
That fella winning the scratch card, and his reaction, it fills you with joy, don't it.
"Without a head, it's extra hard to funtcion in sociaty"
🤣🤣🤣
You are hands down the funniest Aussie ever! Hard to say as a cricket loving Pom😂
My dad recommended me to watch this, never regretted it 😂
I’m an Aussie but not with an accent though, it’s mainly Sydney that has the accent. I’m in Queensland and not many people who live here have an accent. Just wanted to share it y’all 👍
Your Dad is a wise man 😌
A great channel for sure 👍
The strongest Aussie accent I heard was from Wollongong
Love the commentary thanks for the laugh 😂
Some of these look like miracles
Lol @1:13 "Almost lost a dick" "He knows it too". I couldn't of said it better myself.
When I was in avout the 6th grade I bought my first "lottery" thicket. It was from a local shop which offered all kinds of cheap toys. The most expensive ones were a doll and a small electric piano. I didn't know how it all worked, I thought if I got a winning ticket I could choose which ever I wanted, and since I was a boy I said I'd like the piano. The lady there and my school friend explained me that ome has to actually get the ticket that had the number of the piano on it, to get it.. but nevertheless I bought my first ticket and it was that piano. I was stunned and happy that my whish has happened, but more stunned where my brother, my friend and that lady from the store. Merely seconds before I pointed to the piano and said "I want that if I win".
Legit got jumpscared at the chunk of mountain part.
Love what you do, Ozzy man! Thank you!
1:51 fences have feelings too 😆
More, more Ozzy. Your stuff just cracks me up every time.
The lottery guys back story is insane if you don't know already. The Guy got into an accident was injured and given some kind of medication during treatment for that. This ended up stopping his heart and left him clinically dead for 14 mins. This left him in a coma for 12 days. Drs didn't think he had a chance and family was considering stopping life support. However the guy wakes up and is completely fine. Miracle?