Boris Johnson Ruined London | JON RICHARDSON

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @Brook_tno
    @Brook_tno 3 года назад +707

    2014: "...nobody who lives in London likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it."
    2019: Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK

    • @ProfessorShroom
      @ProfessorShroom 3 года назад +50

      And has royally fucked it up

    • @TheValeyard92
      @TheValeyard92 3 года назад +23

      Tells you everything you need to know, really.

    • @melosgllareva8631
      @melosgllareva8631 3 года назад +65

      Nobody who lives in England likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it

    • @chriswarren7171
      @chriswarren7171 3 года назад +2

      @@melosgllareva8631 He didn't win a nationwide election. That isn't how Prime Minister works in the UK

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 3 года назад +11

      @@chriswarren7171 - when they voted for his party people knew who would be PM.

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 2 года назад +32

    The Boris jokes aged like a fine wine 😂😂😂

  • @DragonSamurai182
    @DragonSamurai182 3 года назад +85

    Man. That guy from cats does countdown is pretty funny. He should do more shows like this.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +3

      I'm guessing your being sarcastic (but since you can't tell in writing), jic you don't know, he us a comedian, & this is his real persona

    • @oppionatedindividual8256
      @oppionatedindividual8256 2 года назад

      @@kurtsudheim825 I don’t think it’s a persona.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 года назад

      @@oppionatedindividual8256 I said its actually him, I can't remember what was said but I'm guessing it auto corrected to persons instead of personality, like I said this is him, it's not an act, because he's like this all the time when we see him, otherwise he's seriously a to class actor & would be in a much bigger stage

  • @MrHaydnSir
    @MrHaydnSir 3 года назад +413

    that aged well 😂

    • @Halwolf
      @Halwolf 3 года назад +4

      Like a well aged cheese

    • @hughfrazer1734
      @hughfrazer1734 3 года назад +2

      A fine wine

    • @MABB133
      @MABB133 3 года назад +10

      it did. Now we have a wet fart for a prime minister.

    • @MrHaydnSir
      @MrHaydnSir 3 года назад +1

      @@MABB133 no, we don't, Karen
      it's not like you, or I could do any better of a job .. very few countries could in fact - no matter who was in charge
      none of us have ever entered into a brand new job, and in our first year managed to, and had to;
      - negotiate a global union deal, in a peaceful manor
      - deal with an unprecedented global pandemic, like nothing anyone has ever seen before
      despite the fact i voted labour - i very much believe Corbyn or May would have done far worse, and we wouldn't have had a leg to stand on when it comes to laughing at how badly Trump fucked things up in the US
      the only people to deal with this so well have been South Korea
      as we, the United Kingdom, entered into our lockdown, they began to exit theirs - because they were prepared.

    • @MABB133
      @MABB133 3 года назад +22

      @@MrHaydnSir Not sure what that desperate attempt to rationalize Johnson's failures is meant to achieve. I guess its the best anyone can do since there are no achievements or areas of competence to point to. You go ahead and feel sorry for him all you like. I'll reserve my sympathy for the victims of his callous policies.

  • @njcurmudgeon
    @njcurmudgeon 3 года назад +16

    Between him and David Mitchell I've found my spirit animal...

  • @hagridsdisappointingson769
    @hagridsdisappointingson769 3 года назад +33

    Pretty sure that's how you end up living in Portsmouth.

  • @WithoutForm911
    @WithoutForm911 3 года назад +46

    There's layers to how well this aged.
    Boris leaves and knife crime skyrockets.
    Boris becomes PM.

  • @ce7282
    @ce7282 3 года назад +140

    Jon is the very sexy male version of the voice in my head.

    • @AmirGTR
      @AmirGTR 3 года назад +2

      Wow, how bad is your voice?? 😂

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 3 года назад +11

      He is unbelievably sexy, I don’t know why more ppl don’t discuss this.

    • @SpiralSniperz
      @SpiralSniperz 3 года назад +1

      @@Miss_Camel funny

    • @marywood8794
      @marywood8794 3 года назад +3

      @@Miss_Camel I totally agree. Funny guys are very attractive because you have to be smart to be funny. I think lots of people think that because Jon isn't 6 feet tall and overly muscular, that he isn't attractive...it's just not true.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 3 года назад +3

      @@marywood8794 - true story! There is nothing sexier than a man who can not only laugh at his own insecurities, but manage to be cocky anyway....I will take brains over brawn ANY day, so yummy.

  • @ulalaFrugilega
    @ulalaFrugilega 3 года назад +14

    I wonder if he really likes Snooker, because I do. But even if he doesn't, I'd keep on liking this man and the character he's created. Sweet but hard-edged. Full of insight and anxiety. Great piece of art in any case.
    Thank you for the upload, Sir.

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial 2 года назад +4

    I'm counting down to leaving London after arriving in 2007.
    I'll miss running/walking along the Thames, the convenient Tube, some of the parks (e.g. Kyoto garden in Holland Park), galleries and museums.
    I'll miss the glamourous women drifting between yoga and their non-jobs in West London.
    I won't miss the planes en route to Heathrow, worrying about air quality, the constant noise. I won't miss my tiny appt and I hope it pays for a better place elsewhere.
    It's a bit sad because once you sell up, you really can't buy back in and I have a lot of memories. Everytime I go somewhere I wonder "Is this the last time I visit this place?"

  • @JDAfrica
    @JDAfrica 3 года назад +38

    His South African accent was absolutely spot on!

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 3 года назад +2

      First time at least. When he went to yell on the train it sounded a bit indian

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer8327 3 года назад +8

    The South African businessman is a fair accent. And given the grumpiness of many of us on the Waterloo >> SW London train, his imagined conduct is exceptionally generous.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад

      The talking bit is fine, but he lost it when shouting! I feel it's cause often so many try to hard, so it sounds like a bit like a parody, pushing that harshness, whereas as he did it in his soft voice so it felt more accurate

  • @evilrslade
    @evilrslade 3 года назад +6

    "You know he was building a garden bridge across the Thames for Joanna Lumley?"
    50 million... Gone. No one knows where....

  • @icositetrachoron7028
    @icositetrachoron7028 3 года назад +65

    Wet fart PM now lol

    • @kphouton8438
      @kphouton8438 3 года назад +2

      One of the best we’ve had in a while

    • @joshsawyer1403
      @joshsawyer1403 3 года назад +5

      @@kphouton8438 Did you receive a brain injury?

    • @lifeonmars1044
      @lifeonmars1044 3 года назад +1

      I spat out my cuppa when heard that... carpet is ruined 😂

    • @gabrielaholloman3895
      @gabrielaholloman3895 3 года назад

      Well clearly, No one who live in Uk likes it

    • @kphouton8438
      @kphouton8438 3 года назад +1

      @@joshsawyer1403 No just facts. Why is he so bad?

  • @LabradorIndependent
    @LabradorIndependent 2 года назад

    "Her body's not having it"

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +11

    Could anybody tell me what major incident happened in London at this time (not sure when this was shot & can't remember)! Also his accent is pretty good, at least the talking part

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 3 года назад

      Don't know when this show was, but it sounded like he was talking about the Queen's Jubilee

  • @Alliefrownie
    @Alliefrownie 2 года назад +2

    Watching this the day he stepped down as prime minister 😅

  • @Hannatwow
    @Hannatwow 3 года назад +39

    As a South African his South African accent isn't bad haha

    • @maria_ings
      @maria_ings 3 года назад +2

      As a South African also I disagree

    • @Hannatwow
      @Hannatwow 3 года назад +2

      @@maria_ings lol 😁

    • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
      @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 3 года назад +3

      @@maria_ings he's better than most who attempt it to be fair. 😁🇿🇦

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад

      The 1st but when he's talking is pretty good, but when he does the shooting bit is shite

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад

      @@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 better than Lee mack, I think often they try to hard to push the harshness, so it ends up sounding like a parody rather than accurate, like he did with the previous story I just saw about him talking about the stag do speed boat

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 года назад +1

    I feel like I was there.

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 3 года назад +11

    And now hes Prime Minister!! Dont know whether to laugh or cry

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 2 года назад +5

    He’s done a lot more damage than a wet fart……A LOT! 🤬🤣

  • @marthabayley4138
    @marthabayley4138 3 года назад +8

    shout out to portsmouth

  • @davidl2065
    @davidl2065 3 года назад +3

    How's Khan getting on Jon

  • @felixc3719
    @felixc3719 3 года назад

    Noooo wheres the rest lol

  • @DPUKDanielSmith
    @DPUKDanielSmith 2 года назад

    oh shit...... I don't live in portsmouth

  • @guyincognito7518
    @guyincognito7518 3 года назад +3

    Nice to see he's got new material

  • @destroythehuman3380
    @destroythehuman3380 3 года назад +6

    This upload has a purpose.

  • @zector0
    @zector0 3 года назад +3

    After having been recommended to see this same clip for the 6th time in 3 days and doing so, the punchlines are becoming a bit expected.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад +2

      Then click “Don’t recommend” then “Tell us why” then “I’ve already seen this video” and you won’t be troubled again. Do you know how to use RUclips? 🤔

    • @gamegladi8or669
      @gamegladi8or669 2 года назад +2

      Maybe don’t keep watching it then

  • @saiwoebking642
    @saiwoebking642 3 года назад

    this aged well...

  • @kaiulrich6185
    @kaiulrich6185 3 года назад +7

    What a nasty job for a sound guy trying to bring the ambience mics up in time for the laughter and back down in time for the next sentence....and it almost never worked out. I would prefer to hear the laughter a lot quieter rather than this constant toggle between the dry and the ambient voice.

  • @guiseppeperceval4930
    @guiseppeperceval4930 3 года назад +9

    How are those stabbings going that dropped almost to none under Boris?

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 3 года назад +1

      All it took was three lockdowns 😂

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 3 года назад +2

      Sadiq Khan doesn’t care lol

  • @jasonpetley2836
    @jasonpetley2836 3 года назад +8

    And look who ended up as the new mayor of London bloody Kahn

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 3 года назад

      Kahn Livingstone?

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 3 года назад +2

      Bloody useless. It’s so funny (or rather embarrassing) how compared to most of the Labour Party, Boris seems like a good leader

  • @simonblurton8009
    @simonblurton8009 2 года назад

    aged well!

  • @king_zapp
    @king_zapp 3 года назад

    Your South African accent.... Just... No... Please.

  • @AmirGTR
    @AmirGTR 3 года назад

    Straight face gang wya 😐

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR 3 года назад +12

    “If people liked it Boris Johnson wouldn’t be in charge”
    Yeah... coz now Sadiq is much better... crime is through the roof

    • @myketrip8938
      @myketrip8938 2 года назад

      He has to follow the agenda or get kicked

  • @johnhughes8016
    @johnhughes8016 2 года назад +1

    In 2021, this does not go down well...... London was in a much better situation before the current clown took over..... oh well, you get what you vote for I guess.....

  • @lonewretch
    @lonewretch 2 года назад +1

    Can you stand still, I'm very concerned that I feel so horribly wrong about the backdrop being the same colour as your hair as you are moving about as you move. Either pick a letter and stay there, or stand still... oO Driving me quite Jon.

  • @leetaylor8967
    @leetaylor8967 2 года назад

    Boris is the man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍👍😉😉

  • @lightend100
    @lightend100 3 года назад +4

    love boris, hes very british.

    • @MrKikip1992
      @MrKikip1992 3 года назад +4

      You can have him if you want him!

    • @johnb8956
      @johnb8956 3 года назад +1

      @@MrKikip1992 we do have him

    • @Bigworld
      @Bigworld 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alun7006
      @alun7006 3 года назад +5

      Seek help.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад

      He is what happens when a fetid turd becomes sentient. 😒

  • @jhenderson5276
    @jhenderson5276 3 года назад +2

    Can't be a comedian up North -- can't be a comedian down South either.

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 года назад +17

      Can't be funny in the comments
      Can't be a very funny person
      Can be a idiot

  • @dkmorris713
    @dkmorris713 3 года назад +2

    You'll never be Jimmy Carr.

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 года назад +23

      And you'll never be noticed

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 года назад

      @@jjb4531 don't tell someone they can't be like someone or something Ur comments got no likes you'll never be noticed

    • @kalebmillar
      @kalebmillar 3 года назад

      @@jjb4531 oh sorry 😂😂

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 3 года назад +3

      Thank god for that.

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 3 года назад

      Imagine having such low standards, that Jimmy Carr is your go-to for a comparison.
      It's like saying "You'll never be Andrew Dice Clay".

  • @lewisgray185
    @lewisgray185 3 года назад

    Not funny at all.

  • @joantaylor7117
    @joantaylor7117 2 года назад +2

    Here we go again folks! Great ‘bit’ to distract me at 3.00am to lull me to sleep and stress relief smiles. SCREAM…interuptus peace.
    Ads, short sharing of gig bit…dont be greedy Jon…your UTube bits are funded I’m sure…

    • @delcuber445
      @delcuber445 2 года назад

      Joan are you having a stroke?

  • @blankshaliburton277
    @blankshaliburton277 3 года назад +18

    that aged well 😂