Kevin Bridges Finds Call of Duty Far Too Intense | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Kevin Bridges discusses how computer games have changed too much, and reminisces on the amazing summer of sport we've just had.
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The content is amazing but his strength is that he’s just naturally funny
Those are always the best comedians, imo. Eddie Izard comes to mind, too, as someone who has great material, but really he's just a naturally funny person.
If you say so
Scottish**
Yep, I also think it's his lovely open face.
naw his strenght is that he’s scottish and we’re fuckin comedy geniuses
"Not seeing if you're coming oot"
"For a game of kirby" had me 🤣🤣
“Same rules, different fish” creased me 😂 guy’s delivery is next level
I stayed in a small village just outside of Glasgow and every Sunday there was a football match at the local pitch, there was one guy just shouting obscene abuse the whole match and you could hear him from ANY street, without fail every week, no kidding.
Haha I've experienced that too 😂
@@traceys8065 as a a Glasgow native it was nothing out of the ordinary to be fair 😂
Turn captions on for another laugh
I know George but it's every fuckin Saturda'
Curby ain't curby if you don't play the doubler rule!!!🖖😁
Brilliant so fuckin funny this guy
A game of curby!
🤣
hahaha poor subtitles ... they cant handle that accent at all .... makes no sence what it translates it into.
I thought para came from paraplegic.
If it did then they wouldnt be doing much of anything now would they ?
@@jinaabaapsabkabaap6342 You are perhaps getting confused with quadriplegic.
I checked and I was correct on the origin of the name.
Azimov Valinor was literally going to comment on his ignorances also, but well done for checking
nope, comes from the greek para - alongside or beside.
so running alongside or parallel to the Olympic games.
@@craignicholson4202 Perhaps look up the history of the games first.
They never used to be organised in parallel, this is a modern thing as the scope expanded.
Watching while having a shite.
need English captions. what language is he speaking btw?
Fouad Bacho English, with a Scottish accent, being Scottish.
Para means from above as in parshute.
me and my friend despite being better than most of the other boys on tue football team were subs,again, and the "coach" decided to give us a run out. we just laughed and said no when he told us to go on and carried on practicing our headers back and fore. he was speechless. nob
I am sure his stuf is helarious but his accent is so heavy I can't understand a word he is saying.
I don’t believe you. His accent is no worse than any other.
@@mariemurray3638 My friend. It doesn't matter what you "believe". This is a matter of personal experience. You can't treat opinions has factual and you can't treat facts has opinions.
That's not heavy at all. My mum's is way worse. You'd be so lost
@@cannibalbunnygirl I don't doubt I would xD
Am I the only one who can just FUCKING BARELY understand what this nice human being is saying?
Eduardo Chiscuet It sounds like he’s speaking a different language. And the captions aren’t doing anything.
No
As a Scotsman myself I recognise that we Scots often speak too fast for others to understand, especially when you factor in our Scottish brogue. Try slowing the playback speed slightly and see if that helps.
I don’t understand a word he’s saying
Kev's fallen into the trap a lot of comedians fall into, and they start abusing their fans in the front row for cheap laughs.
Don't get me wrong, Bridges is a great comedian, so he doesn't need to do this. Just so annoying when comedians do this.
Comedians and the audience like the interaction, it's an ice breaker.
he didn’t abuse anyone?
I know people who *WANT* to be in the front few rows hoping to be picked on !..... not me I'd be burried in the back ....hiding !
You do realise this was about 5 years ago
He didn't mean to do it, nor did he want to. He was expecting a response like "football" and then he carries on from there. The guy the said "whatever you want mate" which caught him off guard. He had to do something to smooth that over and make a smart play to get to the COD topic. He even went out of his way to ask him for his name and call him a "good man". He is not that type of comedian!
"Bet ya never knew ya uncle eddie could play c.o.d, boys" 😂😂😂😂
*cod
In this context, it isn't an acronym.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Fair point.
"After this we'll play Smoked Haddock. Same rules, different fish."
Pfft grammar police
Surely everybody would prefer that some fans were misconstrued as opposed to not being interested, so, nice one
Congratulations to anyone out of Scotland or UK who got the Usain Bolt joke.
I didn't care to explain
@@karanbirsinghbhullar "You sayin'? *tch* Bolt!" = "What are you saying to me? Remove yourself from the vicinity with haste, good sir!"
@@neilomac got it thank you
Scotland’s in the UK.
@@joshdavidsoncowx1286 haw haw naw
Do you play any sports, what do you play?
'Aye, anything you want' 😂😂
Clearly scripted
@@GravyJesus Don't think so myself but you never know
GravyJesus na look at the guy he is not impressed
@@GravyJesus let me guess, I bet you say that every time a comedian interacts with an audience? … Ever thought about entering the 'para'lympics?
@@AD270479 Forgot about this comment. Yes it's clearly a scripted interaction - a lot of comedians do it. "Anything you want to play" is a really bizarre answer and is clearly there to just set up his joke. Not hating on Kevin think he's brilliant.
I thought Paralympics was short for paralysed Olympics
😳🤣🤣🤣
2 weeks of, what, mouth assisted table tennis?
Similarly, I thought para was short for paraplegic, but, of course, that's silly as there are only some people who are paraplegics competing.
@sol walker His dim what?
@@Foreignhedgehog his dim sum
Kevin is just a naturally funny guy. Like, if you watch him in any behind the scenes or on the street, you'll see he is basically the same. He is witty and funny.
i agree but hes just a naturally funny guy
@@raheemabdul1066 that’s what makes him a minted comedian
"Same rules.... Different fish"!! Superb
"Superb, Kev. This'll be your bit in no time!"
He says outrageous stuff and then he smiles the sweetest smile in the world! I wonder if he knows how innocent his smile is.
hahaha he would have practiced that 'innocent' smile for hours....c'onnnnn lmao
@@jamesdspaderf2883 maybe - some gestures come naturally. But I agree that there's no way he isn't aware of what people think of it
“I better go and buy a poppy” everyone after ghost and roach died in MW2
Hope ye never plays warzone 😂😂
he's not wrong about youth coaches.
He even had the irritable stance down
He is absolutely bang on.... unfortunately I liked the fancy stuff and had this hurled at me on a few occasions 😂😂
I better go and buy a poppy... 😂
Lmao haven't seen this for a while forgot how funny he is, made my Wednesday
'Same game, different fish' LOL!
GAWD! He's funny AF!
we have fish, move outta the way when we get close to them
WARNING: dont take a swig of beer while watching this guy as you dont know when the punch line is coming and your laptop is going to get a wash while you choke on a fosters
Thanks for the warning. I was sipping on some wine earlier.
Can you imagine seeing the world through his eyes?
He must spend all day people watching and laughing to himself.
"I know George, but it's every ****in' Saturday "
🤣
"There's a storyline."
Best joke of the video.
I mean, in the World War games there is... well, at least in the campaign. After all, it is based after the actual world wars.
Trey Atkins he’s saying the story line is awful
Class comedian. Love his stuff. Side splitting. Best comic for me since Lee Evans.
You could listen to this man forever.Hes quality.
Wow auto captions are hilarious. RUclips isn't keen on his accent 😂🤣
This reminds me to that elevator sketch where the lift doesnt understand the scottish accent, great banter that is
Damn, and the only time the captions get more than 5 words in a row right is when he's speaking in an accent. :D
@@ghostninja0105
You should see my mother communicating with Alexa ... fun times!
I turned them on and boy, you are not kidding. I have trouble understanding a lot of what he says but I am doing better than the captioning....
ghostninja010 eleven!
“No chance that’s the fuckin shallow end” 😂😂😂 I’m a grown man and I’m ugly crying here
THE BEST OF GLASGOW PATTER 👌 fvcking Brilliant 🏴
Why a v instead of u, are you a black metal person
@@ALLMETAL1970 yeah not Glaswegian so fvck explaining it too yeah 💩
@@scottishalwaysdixie1638 do yov like trve kvlt black metal
That actually reminded me of my coach as a kid. He would round us up at half time and point at people and call them crap and throw stuff what a prick he was.
Did ye aye
It's actually embarrassing how close this is to the truth 😂
Don't get me wrong, that's awful and should never have happened, but holy mother of God thats the funniest mental picture I've had all day. 😂
I had to spend every Sunday morning at the football pitch with my twins when they were 10! Thank goodness for the brew and bacon butty van!!!🏴👍
I've put some kind of filter on my phone which shows me subtitles on the audio, it's about 40% accurate and adds to the hilarity
That's gotta be hilarious, gonna try it
Very very funny material but it's all in the delivery. Like Billy Connolly, this is a naturally funny man.
Kevin is definitely the funniest man on the fucking earth playing with a cod
😂😂😂...... on a sad note 132 people have no sense of humour at all
And it's getting worse. Maybe they're related to the football manager?
They got slapped with a cod
His accent is pretty thick, understood half of what the man said, rest was just mumbling
@@Boredperson360 did ye aye?
@@Boredperson360 he's Scottish not fucking Spanish
Same rules different fish!
It's not the coaches you wanna worry about; it's the mental dads living vicariously through their kids. Some of them are psychopathic.
" acid casualty" is awesome, Americans need to adopt that one!!
Not many in the modern era that are f**king hilarious. But this guy is class at his trade
No my man. There are several.
Samidh Choudhury like who
@@niallcarroll6382 Russell Howard, Josh Widdicombe, you saying that you can't name one person who's paid to be funny that's actually funny
That's why I said 'not many'. I never said there's none ahaha
I watch all Kevin Bridges clips with the Subtitles/CC on. a lot of extra entertainment. try it.
Haha "bit busy now for a game of curby " 🤣
Actual tears rolling down my face, I love this man - so proud of my Scottish heritage ❤
Scottish isn't a race, it's a nationality. There's no hereditary traits involved.
Where’re you from? ❤️
Me too. I sometimes wonder if I could ever manage to get through a show of his. I have to stop the clips to rest my stomach from my laughter. And I can't watch him before I start work or go to a meeting as I will have tell tale tear marks down my cheeks.
You knew exactly what they meant.
No need to be pedantic
Same game, different fish...he is brilliant.
Paul Taylor aye we all watched the same video
"An athletics event for acid casualties" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking reitirin maet
kerby was the best game, these days it does not happen
He gets what people in Scotland are like so accurately its actually amazing 😂
How? Hes fae glesga, dya think he was raised in a cave?
@@tweetiepie551 calm yourself. Not everyone knows how things go down round here. He nailed it with this one
@@tweetiepie551 almost chief, but I would have chosen flung up.
Not like he's from there or anything
tweetie pie Hes not FAE glesga, he lives there now, but not FAE glesga
True story guy on x box live abusing a kid on call of duty online called him some choice names. The boy who was caught up in this wonderful example of full on put down turned out to be his son playing in another room he then recognises the voice. It was his own dad, must have been his soft dulcet tones of gaming wrath lol
This guy is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
"Game of cod" - Wait, TF2 is back in fashion :D ? *Scout joke*
Kev and Boyke make me watch comedy , Sweaty Evans , Al Murray , Manford Bishop etc couldn't lace the Scots boots , real life, effortless stories that we can all understand and get , flawless geniuses
This guy is the best comedian to ever bless the UK 🇬🇧 🏴
I miss chubby Kevin Bridges
So much culture in this video
I better go and buy a poppy 😂😂😂
''Kinda busy the noo for a gaem a curby...''
Fuckin pissed myself XD
Fucking love this guy. Can’t find his “house rice” story anywhere though 😭
Try typing in hoose rice
lol thanks mate. I have but still can’t find it
@@joejitsu034 www.dailymotion.com/video/x5whojf
@@themooseman8410 I love that that was a reasonable thing to suggest
look for kevin bridges sleepover from hell, it's in that video
I know, George, but it's every fucking saturday! LOL
I was expecting a big guy when he first spoke about a big guy with biceps 😂 guy looks tiny
"That's mingen" hah haven't heard that for a long time (Canada)
mingen eh
Yes minging is a great Scots word 😂
Lol can you imagine a paralytic olympics
“Both eyebrows are missing!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only comedian who can make me laugh so much
As an under 8's coach I found this funny 😂
I think a lot of people need to clear the cod out from there ears because I can understand him perfectly
Jesus Christ that scottish accent haha perfectly fits what he's saying but I'm almost a C2 english level and still I missed way too many jokes
Im born and raised in the UK mate with a degree in English..& we still cant understand a fuckin word they say across the border..we're starting to wonder if they even use actual words and not just a series of throat spasms..
@@beakycole9211 during some jokes i was asking myself "May this be albanian or something?" 😂
Easy to und er stand, geordies have thick accents too but it's easy to understand either
@@mjw5444 mhh yeah Mr Native Speaker. Try to be Italian as I am (or actually of any other nationality) and we will see how easy it is :'D
@@beakycole9211 i can understand him perfectly but then again, i'm Glaswegian 😁
One super funny guy! A wizard of comedy.
The amount of times I've rewatched this video just for the joke that starts ahh fuck you Jamie 😂😂😂😂😂
He surely meant the guy in the blue shirt in the front row hahaha
How’s the subtitles, feeling sorry for the deaf people but it’s hilarious 😂
1:26 almost all of his jokes are about the end of a party
This guy is one of my favourite comedians
Honestly I want to know how understandable people are against Scottish
Same rules different fish followed by buy a poppy - sheer Genius
Thanks auto-generated subtitles!
Saurav Yadav so funny
😂 😂 Thank you for the laughs.. Seriously..! 😂 🙏😜
Change "football" to baseball and we have a coach or 2 just about the same way. I watched a coach put his hands on a kid...his daddy is US Marine...that coach learned a valuable lesson that day...dont put your hands on a US Marines kid..or any kid for that matter.
Man, I feel soooo stupid, everyone is laughing, and I can understand only every 5th word...
I laugh at every 6th joke..
I thought the para in Paralympics meant Paraplegic...🤔
I'm still not entirely convinced that "Usain Bolt" isn't a stage name. Seriously, a sprinter named "Bolt?" That's one hell of a coincidence.
There was a lawyer in my town named Sue Yu.
Is it just me who can only understand like every 3rd word he says?
no discrimination here, I'm just not Scottish
Just you.... mehhht 😜
Brilliant, and his expressions when telling the story 👏 🤣
Holy moly more people here than a TED talk
just watched this with the subtitles,fucikg hilarious,not a single sentence is right 😂😂😂
Ya we prick translated to ill be back ha
I only understand about 80% of what this guy is saying if I concentrate really hard. But what I do understand is quite funny if it's any conciliation.
That makes him 20% funnier than if you understood him first time round!
I love you kev
I can understand him perfectly well but turned on the closed captions just for shits and giggles. Jeezus & all his carpenters, it was a scream & a half! Just as I was recovering, the mental image of a sign language interpreter crossed my mind & I was doubled over again.
I'm a londoner never been to Scotland got no Scottish
Turn on auto captions if you watch this it’s amazing.
WTF .......too funny
LOL "no breen just said fuck dice" !!
The best comedians ever were billy Connolly then Jim Davison but Kevin bridges is the best top guy
Absolutely love Kev I N
Pls put subtitles on his videos. Autosubs are useless.