Uh-Oh, George Santos is in Big Trouble
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2023
- Congressman George Santos, who was recently indicted on 23 federal charges, joins Stephen to offer perfectly good excuses for his actions. Special thanks to our dear friend Harvey Guillén!
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"There was a little girl who used to get bused to school everyday...and that little girl was me."
- George Santos
Rosa Parks was his great grandmother don't you know!
@@Fatbottomgirl666and grandma Rosa got him his first job at NASA...
he he he! ............................he he he! You should be a writer!
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s ...where he made first contact with the Vulcans! They even made a movie about it.
I love Harvey doing this character.
He is an underrated comedic actor.
Seen him in "what we do in the shadows"?
Yes, Guillermo is killing it!
What do you mean by "underated"?
@@C8zzzDDuuuuude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@8camplethargic8
It means nothing.
People with small vocabularies substitute it for an actual compliment.
“…and I don’t speak English” That’s hilarious 😂
Santos went from carrying a phone with a screenshot of a phone call to escape reporters, to carrying a baby to escape reporters 😂
Fun fact: that was actually Santos' baby, and he became the first male in history to give birth!
@@Jeff-66 "Fun" but not "fact"… been done b4 🤮 Santos the 1st to have triplets, mixed race triplets no less!
I needed a laugh 😂
4:51 …the triplets Steven! 😂
I would have thought Santos was used to being in serious trouble by now. He's so good at making up bs, he will probably try blaming it on his identical twin brother.
Yeah, beware Fred Santos, the evil twin.
The Evil Twin brother...!
George Santos is Brazillian. If law abiding Brazillians are pretty used to being in trouble for more than a hundred years now because of dictatorships, terrible economics and corrupt politicians, imagine a crook like George Santos...
dont give him ideas 😭😭
cmon now we all know his evil brother isnt a twin but used Jewish space laser-therapy to impersonate him, the only problem is that during his first attempt boy george was in drag and the laser bounced off a ruby sequined foreskin shawl which would have been fine but that was refracted through the diamond on christ the redeemer reflected off the CCCP covid drone bats (no such thing as birds) and started wild fires that are burning down the house this forced David Byrne to come onto the night show after years in retirement to explain the wild fires because its all lasers.
"STEPHEN, you're going to wake up the triplets!" 😆
Harvey is such a delight ❤
I died everytime he says “Stephen”! 😂😂😂
Excuse you it's Gizmo. I mean, Gulliermo. 😂
George Santo gave his life for his country at the battles of Concord, Bunker Hill, Gettysburg, Iwo Jima and of course who could not forget, the Battle of Endor. He personally saved the lives of 20 Ewoks that day. Have a little respect for an American and hero of the Ewoks, Stephen
I'm shocked that you forgot to mention that he lead the charge. Onto Omaha Beach & helped Captain America punch out Hitler in Berlin.
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980I believe you meant The Battle of NANDOR.... credit where credit is due 😂😂
OmGEee Hilarious, Ewoks!!!
Fairly sure the GOP was on the other side at Endor ...
If one of us did any of these crimes we’d be in jail immediately
*crimes, we'd
@@alvallac2171 we'd, crimes*
George santos calling a reporter disingenuous is a classic
Yea bout like someone calling msdnc or CNN news😂😂😂😂😂😂
The modern GOP are all about hypocrisy, deflection, and projection.
@@trump5838loser troll.
You mean Faux Noise....where they punish those who tell the truth.
MSNBC and CNN are gay.
@@trump5838 Yeah right! Meanwhile in your twisted alternative reality, the news you think is true fair and balance has been sued for $750 million for spreading falsehoods and continue to be sued. In your world, it’s not real news if you don’t like what you’re hearing or seeing. 🤣🤣😋😋🤣🤣
I'm loving this escalation race of nonsense between Santos & the comedians trying to catch up to his nonsense
@@AbidingDude420 Eww....
@@AbidingDude420low hanging fruit?
Are you mocking the fact that he was a poor migrant farm worker for 36 years?
@@user-zb9lv3gh8sNo we're mocking the 27 years he spent as a peach tree
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Wait, I thought the low hanging fruit fell and hit him on the head, then he invented gravity?
@@briannelson27 right after he invented Fruits no less
At this point it wouldn't surprise me if George Santos claimed that he fought in every single war in history.
😂😂😂
Funny you should say that. He is a real everyman. As in, he is every single man on Earth and in history. All of this time I had no idea that I was George Santos.
He did. Lol.
A stable historian once mentioned we won the war of independence because of airports.
Airman Santos leading the way with his squadron known as the Magnificent Frigatebirds.
Maybe one of those Black Friday sales at Ann Taylor.
Guillermo is gonna be in trouble when Nandor finds out he has another job 😅
Guiyerrmo, You’ve been hiding a little secret from me haven’t ju..
I half wanted Lazlo to shout "Gizmo are you having a wank?" from offscreen.
Meanwhile, Nadja is all "Ooooh this is going to be good. 😏"
❤
@@absurdseba😅
Harvey Guillén is the actor I thought of when I first saw George Santos. Bravo!
Harvey as George Santos = Comedy Gold🤣🔥
Catch Me If You Can 2, starting George Santos. Coming to theaters to steal your money next summer.
😂😂😂STEPHEN!!!😂😂😂 Best GS bit. Nearly peed my pants I was laughing so hard. 😂😂
I nearly spit out my tea when he said, "I don't speak English!"
Nearly? Then it must not have been funny enough.
same here!
@@notsure1969 I was trying not to destroy my computer.
I didn't know George Santos is a Van Helsing.
We know what he does in the shadows, he is Dracula's bride....Crackula.
We still don’t have any proof that “George Santos” is his real name!
When he goes to the courthouse he will deny he's George Santos
Facts!!!
Like Obama, we need a birth certificate. 😄
I honestly wonder if he is even a U.S. citizen.
The court only gets three tries to goes his real name or he goes free. Thats just the law. 😂
"You're FEC'd" 😂💛✨
George will be fine. He survived both world wars, the sinking of the Titanic and the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, he'll survive this too.
I'm always amazed at such talent, and then i remember that these Santos jokes are literally writing themselves.
So happy that George Santos finally realized his dream of becoming a vampire.
Harvey is hillarious!!!
He's a triplet threat :) 😆🤣
*_WTF is going on in the Republican Party and why do they have ANY supporters at all???_*
Brain damage
@@coolnewpants I blame a lack of education and religion which turns off people's brains.
People tend to convince themselves 'the other guy is worse.'
all politicians are pieces of crap, some are just better at hiding their stench
A question for greater minds than our own.
A pretty realistic impersonation of Georges Santos, to be honest. And if some aspects of it seem far-fetched to you, well just sit and wait.
I need to see Harvey & Bowen in the same scene together as Santos.
I must have it.
Fantastic!
That actor portraying Santos is GREAT ! I was watching pretty closely, and his comedic chops are "spot on."
I hope there'll be some equally good (or better ) rolls for him to play going forward.
He's in What We Do In The Shadows on Hulu! He's the best part of the show
Agreed! Guillermo is the best lol.
Perrito!
Love the panera bread reference, i see you harvey!!
I love Harvey Guillien!
And the funniest part is that no matter how demented the performance is it still isn’t as loony as the real guy.
Plot twist: That's actually Anthony Devolder playing _both_ Stephen Colbert _and_ George Santos in this sketch.
Best comment.
That's amazing... But it does explain why both Erol Flynn and Meryl Streep sought him out for acting lessons
Stephen is gay bait.
This video is a deep fake from JFK Jr.....
THIS George is wonderful!!! "I don't speak English" .... HA!
That Law & Order part! 🤣
If someone cares to find out where George got those babies from perhaps they could also how and why Matt Gaetz got his son Nestor from.
creepy ha?
Seriously though, why are people even HANDING him their baby!?!?
THANK YOU for bringing Harvey back!!! Best bit ever
Harvey is Santos’s double body 😂 natural
I was waiting for the baby prop to come out.
Yes! Love Harvey sooooo much! If you haven’t watched What We Do In The Shadows (Hulu/FX), you are missing out and have a lot of catching up to do!!
Harvey Guillén is HILARIOUS!!!
😂 Harvey was great ❤
Um…I’m not American but isn’t it kinda a congressperson’s job to know about Federal stuff like the FEC? Every time I think we’re living in political hell here in the UK I look across the Pond and realise, somehow, things can get even worse…🥺/*sigh*❤️🏴❤️
This made me cry!😂😂😂 happy tears, too funny!
Congressman George Santos should be in prison NOT in Congress!
Let's be frank, not enough GQP have the guts to actually expel Santos for his lies.
....or his vote.
They absolutely would get rid of him if they had a larger majority in the house. It’s all about his vote.
@@Lisa-vb3gn No, no I don't think they would. Maybe two or three cycles ago, but definitely not this congress. Too many insane people.
@@GoldenGearGrinder Ssssh... Marjorie Taylor Green took over the space lasers. You have to be more careful now.
@@kingjamos2422 Nah, that's impossible. I'm jewish, and it's my turn with the laser. Wonder if I can shave with it.
I wonder if Santos' lying is pathological at this point. He doesn't seem to be in control of it, especially as he continues to do it even while his lies are unravelling on him.
Yes! The unexpected cackle I needed this morning. "You can't make this [stuff] up" applies so well to that guy, comedy writers must fall down laughing even as they have to edit for time...
Making it rain including an old NYC Metro card in the mix was comedy gold to a handful of people. Thank you
It took 3 years for Republicans to take up kicking Santos out of Congress. Santos can be voted out, next year, before Congress Acts.
At this point, Santos is arguably, a better choice for a speaker than Johnson. What a s-show the republican party is today.
Mr. Colbert. First. I'm glad you are back. And please please bring this santos more often! He is hilarious! It just made my day! thank you both.
This is silly in THE BEST WAY.
😆😆😆
Sketch comedy is where Colbert thrives
Harvey makes me so happy.
I would arrest the parents who let this man hold their baby.
George Santos is like the Anna Delvey of politics
Joking aside, I’m starting to think Santos is actually delusional rather than a pathological liar.
The two conditions aren't mutually exclusive.
TFG writ small? Tho it's a guess which one is fatter...
I’m thinking so to
This segment gets better each time!
I can't decide which Santos impersonation in late night shows is my favorite, i love all of them. Harvey Guilllen is an amazing actor, i love him as Gullermo in what we do in the shadows!!
I honestly thought that instead of a baby to block questioning, they were going to have George holding a puppy, leading to Stephen to ask if that's one of the puppies he stole from the Amish breeder.
When some kind of justice finally comes for George Santos, if that is his real name, can we get all the George Santoses together for a multi-verse breaking moment?
That fact that Santos did use holding a Baby as a buffer to answering questions and that he actually did claim that his niece was kidnapped by the Communist Chinese, makes this sketch more of a documentary than a comedy skit.
George santos needs to be a recurring guest like Melania!
...or herpes.
Yeah she should be back in the orange dress. Have not seen her in awhile.
It's always fun when Rudy Guliani is on.
Harvey is so adorable 🤎
It's so chaotic as to what Santos will do/say next in these sketches.
It's hard work being more outrageously disingenuous than George Santos, but Harvey Guillen gives it his all!
George Santos is Human Performance Art.
And he loves all this attention. He craves it. Like Trump.
So it should be no surprise that his childhood art works have been exhibited at both the Louvre and New York's own Museum of Modern Art!
Look at Santos, if you can. He says he weighs 251 lbs, so how does he look slimmer than 215 lb Trump?
Y’all!!!! I’m in tears!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Harvey Guillén is amazing.
Sacha Baron Cohen needs to show up asking Santos questions
#HarveyGuillen is amazing
If he isn't sent to jail - nobody will be going to jail.
We definitely need to get to the bottom of who that mystery baby was…🧐🤔🤨
I have slides into Georgie's DMs so damn many times. He never writes back! He is my favorite politician who has ever existed. His compulsive lying, his Drag 'Queen' days, just everything comes together in one deliciously package of a never before discovered true gem of what it is to be a politician in this country. Trump can sashay away. My Georgie S. has more skeletons than the French catacombs and they just keep coming. If he isn't the picture of a crumpling democracy, then IDK what is. I love you George! Answer my messages!
Y’all so crazy!! Hilarious 😂
Harvey Guillen !! ❤❤❤❤
Sounds like Santos is following the protocols of Scientology using people's credit cards. And 23 charges is nothing....91 is the number to beat.
Omg for half a sec I thought the “real” Santos would turn up. ❤️Colbert, that’s all.
Is that not the real Santos?
To think they actually made 2 of those awful purple jackets.
Anyone else asking themselves if Santos is bipolar? The things he does is so wild that I can't help but wonder if he is in a manic-phase...
Possibly. Or perhaps just a classic pathological liar like Trump.
last article i read on this loony stated he was openly gay. and the one thing republicans hate more than democrats is gays. "they're a bunch of pedophiles" -republicans
*are so wild (because "things" is plural)
@@alvallac2171 Sorry, it's my second language and was written in a hurry.
who cares right? as long as he kiss ass to the republicons!
That should be: "The Alleged George Santos" to everyone!
Someone give that correspondent an Emmy! That was just *chef's kiss*
Genius impersonation 😂 Harvey nails it every time! ❤
I think George Santos also lies about living in a house with 4 vampires and doing their bidding.
Protect Harvey at all costs. 😂❤😂❤😂
That was an uncanny likeness!! 😂
When Stephen said "George Santos" was coming, I was seriously thinking Santos was a guest
We need to switch to a sliding scale for justice in this country. This balance ⚖️ system is broken.
He wouldn't be in Congress if his master had turned him into a vampire 🧛♂️
Harvey Guillen is a fucking treasure who should be cherished always!
"Not you, George Santos." - Nandor the Relentless
For all we know that COULD be the real George santos
Great job Taylor! You’re going to be great ❤. And Stephen ❤️❤️❤️
Yay, it's Harvey Guillén, everyone's favorite Vampire familiar Guillermo, um or Gizmo or whatever from "What We do in the Shadows"
GUILLERMO!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤
The absurdity of this George Santos makes it my favorite so far.
It's hard for me to figure out who lies the fastest and the most often: tRump or Santos.