Hi, silly person, did you know that there is no connection, between veterans, and anything I have. The veterans, were fighting for a concept , they hold dear and has nothing to do with me. You just don’t know who I am and why , war on the planet is your choice, not mine. 👈🏽
@jonathandorr2234 Nobody said anything about war, you silly ding bat. Just a simple, respect a veteran. Honor the sacrifice of past generations by voting for some kind of human rights. And you're wrong because guys died by the thousands to put down this dude named Hitler. If Hitler isnt/wasn't stopped... YOU, would have... nada!!
The comment is a recognition of those who sacrificed. It does not condone violence or colonialism or... It does not speak to the justification of the cause, only to the sacrifices made. If you don't feel others have made a sacrifice on your behalf... may I refer you to the BBC series called, The World At War. Look it up.
@@petesmith9472 His cult would love it. Otherwise they have no interest in critical thinking of long term analysis. Just simple-minded dictatorial absolutes
I’m afraid that, like with Hitler, people will wish they had done something about Donnie before it’s too late. I’ve been hoping to read his obituary every day, but he’s still holding on. Maybe a heat stroke on the campaign trail?
They could have gotten a swimming pool, a bloodthirsty German Shepherd, dug a well in the back yard, gotten a nursemaid with Munchausen Syndrome, left bottles of strichnine laying around, taken up raising cobras in the basement..... fred and mary had NO IMAGINATION.
No...Trump's parents probably just let him eat lead paint chips! He acts like a 5 yr. old to this day‼️ VOTE BLUE 🗳️ as if your life depends on it... because it DOES ‼️
@@larrywakeman4371that just tells me there will be a million less mouths to feed when me and trump and God are finished with this filthy disgusting perverted country
I swear listening to Trump BULLSHIT fake news is killing me ....but then I live to listen to a JJ video of Little Donnie and I get my will to live again waiting to see another Jones Masterpiece. Keep it up Fantastic entertainment 😊
Here's one for ya: What is the difference between 1950s little Donny and 78 yr old Donny? 🤔🤡 😡 78 yr old Donny has 34 felony convictions, and his diapers are now size XXXL! 😂🤡💩😡
@@ps1999 Better go back to when the drumfs were in that small German village. Something happened way back when that villagers are just not willing to divulge. But, they sure do remember them and hate them.
Mary Trump (the niece) says he did not treat his mother very well. That explains his total disrespect for women. His poor mother probably regretted the day he was conceived. She had to know he was a bad seed.
True story, Mrs Trump couldn't abort him, but she complained vociferously to Mr Trump about Donnie's terrible behavior and misogynistic tendencies when he was a tweener begged Mr Trump to send him to military boarding school to get him out of her house. And Mr Trump complied. That's how bad little Donnie was.
I believe you are wrong my friend from what I read when the orange moron was in military school he was one of the biggest bullies around. He always had some size to him so I think he scared some people and he still does
Have you ever seen his mother? She looked like the Bride of Frankenstein, and his father like a soulless Nazi. SCARY people, and look at the orange turd they left the World.
That’s why he’s so obsessed with the “toilet thing”, have to flush 10 times!!! Actually his head wasn’t the problem, it was his enormous ego that wouldn’t flush!!!
@@joshuastandlee3455 "You know, I have such a tremendously weirdly shaped head. Everyone's been saying that. People say to me, 'Sir, why is your head so weirdly shaped?' But the fake news media doesn't cover it!"
@joshua • Oh, come on. There were plenty of women who smoked & drank while pregnant in those days. If those factors are what created Trump, the country would be overrun by them. Trump is the way he is for more sinister reasons. It wouldn't surprise me to learn he went through a ritual to sell his soul to the devil.
Little Donny 's mother while still pregnant with him has vision of what a chaos he releases on the world in his second term. She awakes and commits suicide.
If only Trump’s mother had had one then America could have been spared her destruction. Rome is burning because of Trump. Can she be saved? I don’t believe so.🥺
What do they call aborting trump? CRIME STOPPER!
If only Donny’s mom had done the right thing all those years ago.
Knees together please Mrs Trump. Tightly please.
You mean "Klara?"
I say the same thing almost every day 😂
Swallowed?
Chastity belt!
Trump is proud that he ended Roe v Wade, and yet he's the best argument for abortion there's ever been.
Irony! I love it. 👌🏻
BEST comment yet!! 👏👏👏👏💯💯🎯🎯🎯👏👏👏👏
He's why we need RETIACTIVE abortions
Spot on!
Irony? Complete truth!!
Well, Marj Greene is also a contender. Either way, they are both COMPELLING arguments for birth control!
PLEASE respect American VETERANS.
Someone died for everything YOU have.
VOTE 💙
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Hi, silly person, did you know that there is no connection, between veterans, and anything I have. The veterans, were fighting for a concept , they hold dear and has nothing to do with me. You just don’t know who I am and why , war on the planet is your choice, not mine. 👈🏽
@jonathandorr2234
Nobody said anything about war, you silly ding bat. Just a simple, respect a veteran. Honor the sacrifice of past generations by voting for some kind of human rights.
And you're wrong because guys died by the thousands to put down this dude named Hitler. If Hitler isnt/wasn't stopped... YOU, would have... nada!!
@jonathandorr2234
There was this guy named Hitler a ways back, silly. Look him up. If he wasnt stopped... today you'd have nothing, silly human fool.
@jonathandorr2234
So you equate peace with slavery, yet bandy about the term silly. 🤣😉
The comment is a recognition of those who sacrificed. It does not condone violence or colonialism or...
It does not speak to the justification of the cause, only to the sacrifices made.
If you don't feel others have made a sacrifice on your behalf... may I refer you to the BBC series called, The World At War. Look it up.
This monster will rip this country down
Evil incarnate.
….few Americans understand the implications for the world if Trump becomes president of the United States
@@petesmith9472 His cult would love it. Otherwise they have no interest in critical thinking of long term analysis. Just simple-minded dictatorial absolutes
He's already ripped us apart.
@@tbecker97204 Just what I was thinking.
Trump is a very strong, positive argument for abortion.
More of an argument for not breeding in the first place.
You got THAT right!
I can't wait till Little Donny Trump turns 13 then we can have episodes of "Grab it by the Beaver".
Do you think little Donny watched, Leave Me Your Beaver?
😅😅😅😂😂😂
@@ucanc4myles Probably🤣!
😂😂
😂😂😂❤😂😂😂 good one 😂
I’m afraid that, like with Hitler, people will wish they had done something about Donnie before it’s too late.
I’ve been hoping to read his obituary every day, but he’s still holding on. Maybe a heat stroke on the campaign trail?
I suspect the world is also hoping. Except Vlad. And Kim. Maybe…
Interesting to read this comment today
I really believe that too. Americans have no idea what awaits them if Trump is elected.
@@dremasutton1581 Darkness 🌑
Close…
THE poster child for abortion... 💯
😂... maybe Donny overheard her and that's where he gets the notion folks are aborting babies who have already been born ... 💙🙏🏾💙
Quite!
Exactly!!!
Very likely!
That is the dumbest lie any republican has ever told and there have been many!
How many people on planet earth wish Donny was aborted.
They could have gotten a swimming pool, a bloodthirsty German Shepherd, dug a well in the back yard, gotten a nursemaid with Munchausen Syndrome, left bottles of strichnine laying around, taken up raising cobras in the basement..... fred and mary had NO IMAGINATION.
Lol… sounds like you must of caught about 5 minutes of the stupidity that’s going on over on CNN right now.
I can spot the frustration.
😂
Now that's funny!!!! 😂
😂😂😂
No...Trump's parents probably just let him eat lead paint chips! He acts like a 5 yr. old to this day‼️ VOTE BLUE 🗳️ as if your life depends on it... because it DOES ‼️
@@southerngirlraven7But not the bad grammar? It's 'must'
ve (have)!
I ❤JJ
What's a JJ?
She should have left him in Mexico.
NO, they don't deserve that. 😢
She hired the wrong kind of doctor.
He would only be trying to get across the border illegally.
You can see he wasnt human even then. Eyes are blank.
I wish Trump’s mother had gone to the doctor. Oh, what a wonderful world it would be.
This is the best one yet! Vote blue💙
TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@@larrywakeman4371 Trump already admitted Trump is not a conservative. Even YOU don't listen to Trump. Try to keep up.
Camelot!!! The convicted felon! Only a Trump supporter
I say it’s too bad that tRump’s parents ever met.
In the midst of disaster, jabari jones can still make me laugh. Thank you.
I shrieked with laughter when little Donny appeared. So so clever😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂 I
Trump's existence proves that abortion should have been legal before Trump was born.
Too Bad it isn't Retro Active. Hey, the Court just gave Biden Official Power to do just that....
Yep
So true
@@AmericanFlyOnTheWall truth
Bden, Cunter, Kakalala, Killary, Billzo are the postermugs for abortion....
Do little donny meets little Vladimir the dictators club
That would be a good one they could start off meeting there as little playmates
Little Donny has Vladdy over for a Playdate
Yes
At the play date trump shows little Vlad what trumps dads lawyer has been showing him wee wee play time 😂
😅😂🤣😭👍
I'm a simple man, I see a Jabari Jones video - instantly liked + commented
Fred Trump should've learned to pull out.
Something is messed up. There’s no way this site has only 38 thousand followers. Come on people, let’s share it and get it to a million
oh,Christ,there are a mllionBiden lovers? Jesus help us....TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@@larrywakeman4371 oh,Christ? You mean oh,trump. Was there enough sugar in the Kool-Aid?
@@larrywakeman4371that just tells me there will be a million less mouths to feed when me and trump and God are finished with this filthy disgusting perverted country
If there could be a Terminator to go back in time, this would be it.
I hope Mary Trump sees this video and sends it to any one of the Trump children, especially Junior.
Good one . Now go back before he was born...............
I swear listening to Trump BULLSHIT fake news is killing me ....but then I live to listen to a JJ video of Little Donnie and I get my will to live again waiting to see another Jones Masterpiece. Keep it up Fantastic entertainment 😊
I didn't know Mary Anne MacLeod Trump was a psychologist. She was pretty darn accurate on Little Donny's psychological diagnosis. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh for a time machine to go back to keep her from meeting Fred at that party in '38...
TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@@larrywakeman4371don jr will have od'ed by then. If we're lucky.
Even back then he had that sulky little pout. Still, a mouth like that will make him popular in jail.
😮
🤣😂😅
Loved this episode! Great job guys!
He's sure an argument for retroactive abortion.
At least she tried...
Typical Trump, another FAILED ATTEMPT!!!
Ha haha ha haha ha! She could have just shoved little Donnie into traffic....
Trump aged 78 is just Little Donny with a diaper.
Save for the fact he stinks more now than ever!
Maybe Convict trump was never "potty" trained.
Here's one for ya: What is the difference between 1950s little Donny and 78 yr old Donny? 🤔🤡 😡
78 yr old Donny has 34 felony convictions, and his diapers are now size XXXL! 😂🤡💩😡
Mother's Knows Best !! 💯😇💕🙏🏽
I can't stop laughing!
It is not to late,, 👍😎👍
Was this written before or after the attempted assignation?
These comments are mostly all appalling.
I'm building a time machine as fast as I can. Hopefully, someday soon, there will be no memory of trump.
Amen! I got a flux capacitor I can lend you.
@@ps1999 Better go back to when the drumfs were in that small German village. Something happened way back when that villagers are just not willing to divulge. But, they sure do remember them and hate them.
hahahah pure genius, why comedy central haven't given you a contract yet! 🤣
If only daddy pulled out 😂
Surely its not too late for a late, late, late……late term abortion?
Somehow this feels like it's based on a true story
Mary Trump (the niece) says he did not treat his mother very well. That explains his total disrespect for women. His poor mother probably regretted the day he was conceived. She had to know he was a bad seed.
Omg, that’s hilarious. Keep them coming JJ. And thank you!😂🤣
Tell the truth: If you had a time machine ...
True story, Mrs Trump couldn't abort him, but she complained vociferously to Mr Trump about Donnie's terrible behavior and misogynistic tendencies when he was a tweener begged Mr Trump to send him to military boarding school to get him out of her house. And Mr Trump complied. That's how bad little Donnie was.
Sadly, Donnie’s abortion isn’t retroactive.
Boy, if there was ever a poster child for birth control...
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This is Gold.
If only Fred had pulled out in time 😑
It's hard to pull out when one ejaculates upon entry, just like his son.
that's what Mrs trump said
Or his wife swallowed
😂😅🫸🫷
LOL!!! That is hilarious!
These make my day.
Love it!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
I wish she had her way 😂💙💙
I bet little Donny got his ass kicked a lot on the playground!
Not enough.
I believe you are wrong my friend from what I read when the orange moron was in military school he was one of the biggest bullies around. He always had some size to him so I think he scared some people and he still does
Actually it was the other way around. He was a bully and even kicked out of school because of it.
Actually no....he was the bully and even got kicked out of school because of it.
@@curtiseverett1671 😂👍
They sent him to military school because he was breaking into neighbors’ homes.
It explains why he is the way he is. The best parts of him ran down her leg.
If only mommy could have miscarried. WHY couldn't she have??
MAYBE ASK JOZO'S MOTHER.....
TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
@@larrywakeman4371 Wow. Ur real smart aren't you.
You can't go back in time, but you can secure the future. In numbers. 💙🇺🇲
with ff'ng ILLEGALS???????
So true. Poor Mary.
If only…
I love the little Donny show.😂😂😂😂
Little Ronny says, "I didn't peek in the cookie jar and eat a strongly delicious cinnamon macaroon cookie which I know nothing about."
Too bad his parents weren’t really like this, instead of the monster’s they most likely were! The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
Have you ever seen his mother? She looked like the Bride of Frankenstein, and his father like a soulless Nazi. SCARY people, and look at the orange turd they left the World.
His dad was definitely an ass.
I am absolutely DEVASTATED that Mrs. Trump didn't succeed ....😢😢😢
Fred said "We tried to Flush him, but his head was too Big" de Wife begged to keep him. I kept asking WHY? " 👀😳
Good one! Completely inflated…
That’s why he’s so obsessed with the “toilet thing”, have to flush 10 times!!! Actually his head wasn’t the problem, it was his enormous ego that wouldn’t flush!!!
Little Donny's mom probably drank heavily while she was pregnant with him, and smoked.
Also dropped him on his head at 12 months.
@@bazpearce9993 So that's why his head is so oddly shaped!
@@joshuastandlee3455 "You know, I have such a tremendously weirdly shaped head. Everyone's been saying that. People say to me, 'Sir, why is your head so weirdly shaped?' But the fake news media doesn't cover it!"
@@TheLordOfNothing That sounds like a quote Trump will eventually deny that he said.
@joshua • Oh, come on. There were plenty of women who smoked & drank while pregnant in those days. If those factors are what created Trump, the country would be overrun by them.
Trump is the way he is for more sinister reasons. It wouldn't surprise me to learn he went through a ritual to sell his soul to the devil.
This was 100% SPOT-ON !!!! EVERY WORD TRUE -unfortunately.....VOTE BLUE !!!! Ab07t Chump !!!
I heard trump say they'd Abort it in Virginia , she could go there ! Matter of Fact , PLEASE do !! 🤣
#DoingJailTime isn't going to win. VOTE BLUE NOT ORANGE.
Yes he is!!!! TRUMP 2024 & Don Jr. 2028: the New Conservative Camelot!
NOT 'the Big Guy' felon
@@larrywakeman4371 En, no. Try again, Yuri
Tiny Tyrannical Trump
It’s the only way to listen to DT.
Trump himself is the most profound argument FOR abortion ever.
South Park did this with Cartman
The laugh track. 😂
If Trump came over to my house as a kid he would’ve come up missing.
I suppose she'd be safe if they just put him in prison forever.....and so would we.
If only it was true!
Even when he was a little kid, there's no soul behind those eyes.
Little Donny 's mother while still pregnant with him has vision of what a chaos he releases on the world in his second term. She awakes and commits suicide.
Brilliant. Thank you. I feel better already.
Little Donny grew up totally unloved by either of his parents. They both are the reason this monster exists.
YES, THE BEST SITCOM OF THE CENTURY IS BACK !!!!!
Truth is, they threw the baby, little Donny, out but kept the afterbirth - the result is the Mango Mussolini!
The orange stain is the biggest argument FOR abortion
Check it out Trump's father had Alzheimer's
Even when he was a child, he looked evil.
Love the laugh tracks!
I love your Vids 👍❤️👍
Oh, so that's where Trump got the idea of babies aborted after birth. 😂
That house has an air conditioner. In 1951, air conditioning was rare and expensive.
I so needed this laugh today. What a refreshing take on reality.
If only Trump’s mother had had one then America could have been spared her destruction. Rome is burning because of Trump. Can she be saved? I don’t believe so.🥺
Probably happened
When he got a little older, the crap started coming out of the other end!
Side splitting, hysterically funny! I have tears of laughter running down my cheeks.
If only
Another good one!
FANTASTIC SCHTICK!
he is the poster child to keep it legal