"This little button on the top of the transmission you can press to adjust the shifting and shifting and shifting and shitting you pants to improve your performance" -Sun Tzu art of war
5:32 My neighbor has a bmw and I ask him if I could check under the hood. Sure enough, I saw cs188. I didn’t know bmws had this feature until I watched this, thank you for this interesting, informative, and educational video.
1:09 If you made the same joke with the indicator lights, you would have been sooo right on the money... Although, a faulty braking system is also a BMW M staple, one might argue...
The casket scene and the trunk full of tubas just killed me. He might have survived the crash if he didn't have all those tubas adding weight to the vehicle.
Dang! I miss the "Butt Score" part that I thought would be par for the course with this kind of YTP from this channel, but the "CS score" was brilliant too. Also, that "Number two in the trunk" part got me good! XD
I went down a cs rabbit hole and literally laughed so hard I got hiccups and every time I tried to hold my breath to make them go away I’d laugh too hard again Cs you’re a legend
I always love the amount of things I learn from these reviews, but I really must know how many number 2s can fit in the glove box and how many liters of pee go in the gas tank.
Moments of lul: 0:20 - Sanic 1:00 - This car has less car 1:05 - You have a power BULGE 1:34 - Or you can FUCK it 2:21 - PANTING 2:56 - Sports exhaust 3:05 - Ear Rape 3:37 - Boxing glove 4:16 - Tubas crammed into the fuckin' trunk 4:34 - Happy Drug DeMuro 4:57 - I put my foot down 5:03 - At any moment I can just die 5:45 - CS's butt 6:06 - CS Count: 40 Hail for the return of Drug DeMuro!
This BMW M5 CS188 car includes: A) Seats made from urine and fecises, and seats made from buckets B) Holes in the seats where you can stick a stick through C) A power BULGE a bigger BULGE D) Nuns in the backseat E) Brakes! (FINALLY) F) BMW mode G) 4,000 Pounds of Trumpets in the trunk H) WALK AWAY button and LOCK button J) Number 2 in the trunk
Since nobody else seems to have done this I will: "This car also has brakes; you don't often see that on BMWs" "There's a button on the center console marked "BMW Mode": if you press that & hold it down, the brakes shut off completely" Both of those make sense I guess given the way BMW owners supposedly drive.
I give you so much credit and respect for the videos you make. The editing is flawless, I create a lot of edited vids too some of which I uploaded but others not yet. And mine don’t have nearly as much editing as yours. Thank you so much for the great content!! I’m a huge fan!
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This is going to make me wonder: "Does my car have a power bulge or is it just happy to see me?" Thank you, Drug Demuro, for another wonderful car tip
Just the car tip? ;)
@@Anastarina And the whole gearshaft too.
(MattKC voice) bUlGy BoY
Now splice in that woman 'mirin Dmitry Klokov, and go "YEAHP! IT LEAKS!"
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Brings a whole new meaning to the term "double-clutching." 😮
1:08 “this car also has brakes, you don’t often see that on BMWs” lmfao 😂😂😂
Reliability, you don't often see that in a BMW.
Blinkers, not a single BMW has them.
Don't forget; This car also comes standard with huge stiff cocks!
You see, you need to get a subscription for $69.99 a day
@@ants621Facts!
I literally stopped everything I was doing when I saw cs188 dropped a new Doug DeMuro YTP
So I'm guessing you dropped literally everything except for your pants, He Who Wears Pants?
"This little button on the top of the transmission you can press to adjust the shifting and shifting and shifting and shitting you pants to improve your performance"
-Sun Tzu art of war
@@cs188 you guessed _wrong,_ cs188
@@cs188 oh god
@@cs188 XD
"0-60 in 60 seconds, due to the amount of fuckin' tubas stuffed in the trunk!" had me dying.
1:41
4:12
Doug has TREMENDOUS YTP-ability. The way he talks is just naturally funny and his subtle jokes in his videos make it even better.
A proud addition to the hall of fame alongside Michael Rosen and Long John Baldry
It's not just the way he talks, his face and his facial expressions specifically are very funny.
What a very niche community here - DeMuro YTP's
"or you can fuck it"
How did that sound so damn clean!?
Amazing work as always
That's one of my favorite sex activities, you know!
Probably when he says “bucket” then sticks an F sound at the front. Would barely notice tho, definitely just sounds like the word! Incredible.
@@r7m It's still basically seamless. Man's got a talent for sentence mixing.
"gt2RS watering can"
@@hiimemily it’s the best I love it !
Drug DeMo realized he couldn't top his last Butt Score, so he went with a new measuring tool: the CS Score. Yes yes yes yes yes yes NO NO
But not really...
The self-referential humor is getting out of control... and I love it!
An Assassin has stopped working. This means the joj won't get done.
@@Sakhmeov my guys no longer care about doing the joj, getting the joj done right
Almost reaching Bite Me levels.
Need me a bwm cs188 right now
"And now I'm dead.... But it's surprisingly comfortable!" That part made me laugh the hardest. Lol
1:07
0:08 I love how he already said "2022" in the original but CS still sentence mixed it
5:32
My neighbor has a bmw and I ask him if I could check under the hood. Sure enough, I saw cs188. I didn’t know bmws had this feature until I watched this, thank you for this interesting, informative, and educational video.
He’s cute :3
So many tubas
How's the brakes
@@charliekahn4205 I ate them.
>"I need to stop making the same jokes"
>Immediately makes another poop joke not even 10 seconds later.
Never change, CS188.
It was an epic ytp but i think cs was referring to the fact that he kept making jokes about the bmw brakes
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lol he makes jokes about his jokes
The BMW M5 CS188 really is a NICE CAR for pooping!
Does it have Scratch My Balls technology?
I'm kind of tired of all these Doug Demuro ytps
BUT NOT REALLY
Wut?
But
3:38
I cant even begin to describe how off guard this caught me
Doug mentions pee and poop so much, he could become the next Dennis Prager. And he'd still get pooped regularly!
Stop that. This video is meant to be seriously seriously seriously _serious._
…for reasons we do not fully understand.
I wonder if he is a shameful or shameless shitter?
Except Doug is a more descent human being than Dennis.....
@@Sonichero151 *For reasons we do not fully understand.*
the sentence mixing at 4:15 is just phenomenal
Doug can probably legally claim 50% of this channel with the amount of times he's appeared.
How do you feel about the new gay display of the vehicle reviewed today?
@@crunchylettuce5446 Probably scared
@@crunchylettuce5446 if he doesn't like gay people he can get out.
@@crunchylettuce5446 Damn, that rhymed.
Ey wassup with that emoji
"And yes... this really is, BS."
That line got me. 😂
4:54 Makes me happy - Dasha and Peter’s dad.
oh
oh
oh oh oh.
Babe, wake up, CS188 uploaded
SUS
@@mickgordon763but not really
1:10 the fact that my uncle's bmw z4 had problems with the brakes made this 10x funnier
The fact that every part on a BMW has problems makes BMWs 10x funnier.
1:09 If you made the same joke with the indicator lights, you would have been sooo right on the money... Although, a faulty braking system is also a BMW M staple, one might argue...
I don't get the joke about blinkers on BMW's. Nobody uses them regardless of what they're driving.
@@mr.shickadance4112 nah, there's a corellation between BMW and aversion to indicators
The rear trunk sequence killed me and the Dasani finished me off 🤣
Imagine an ass drinking Dasani...
"imagine an ass drinkin dasani"
The casket scene and the trunk full of tubas just killed me. He might have survived the crash if he didn't have all those tubas adding weight to the vehicle.
Dang! I miss the "Butt Score" part that I thought would be par for the course with this kind of YTP from this channel, but the "CS score" was brilliant too. Also, that "Number two in the trunk" part got me good! XD
The “Nuns with more grip” line made me choke 😂
I went down a cs rabbit hole and literally laughed so hard I got hiccups and every time I tried to hold my breath to make them go away I’d laugh too hard again
Cs you’re a legend
I always love the amount of things I learn from these reviews, but I really must know how many number 2s can fit in the glove box and how many liters of pee go in the gas tank.
Man this couldn’t of dropped at a better time. I’m depressed & my anxiety is getting the better of me so thank you for blessing me with this YTP.
hope you feel better bro 🙏
This is the only thing keeping me from hanging myself-I know exactly how you feel.
YTP has got me to chuckle after a bad day so many times.
couldn’t have*
Moments of lul:
0:20 - Sanic
1:00 - This car has less car
1:05 - You have a power BULGE
1:34 - Or you can FUCK it
2:21 - PANTING
2:56 - Sports exhaust
3:05 - Ear Rape
3:37 - Boxing glove
4:16 - Tubas crammed into the fuckin' trunk
4:34 - Happy Drug DeMuro
4:57 - I put my foot down
5:03 - At any moment I can just die
5:45 - CS's butt
6:06 - CS Count: 40
Hail for the return of Drug DeMuro!
5:47 - reference to "Imagine an 🍑 drinking Dasani" from OPPA GODDAMN STYLE
1:41 BE A FOOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY reference
2:40 BMW mode.
Anyone notice the editing at 4:41 that Drug is being reversed multiple times, but the trees behind him don't?
I loved it when Doug said it’s Dougin’ time and douged all over us
4:30 We got gnomed! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Seriously, though, great video! 😆👍
Never expected a 4th Doug video from you. And the fact this video is filmed in NJ makes this a 1000 times more funny then it already is.
Wait Doug was in NJ?
YES I’ve been rewatching all the other Doug ytps, so hype that it’s back
Ive been looking forward to more doug!... but not reallly!
Great. Another Drug Demuro Ytp. Thanks Cs188 we need a lot of Ytps like this ❤❤❤❤
Yeah they're always great
But not really!
0:54 - Doug be spitting out facts
*Drug
Need this, because my bluetooth earbuds are fricking up my night.
This is exactly what I need right now in my very mixed-bag first year of college.
Also, 1:43 IS THAT A FREAKING PRAGERU REFERENCE???
"Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?"
"The baby f*cking DIES" - Dennis Prager
@@kasane1337 That one's a classic
@@kasane1337 good ol P.U
It's the kind of dumb shit prager would say
The fact that I now know it's PragerU being copypasta'd there makes that already hilarious joke even funnier!
5:14 pretty much describes about how unreliable some bmws are
1:58 Doug evolves and becomes deified. Forever known as the god of accoutrement.
0:35 the car in his intro smashing into the letters got me so off guard 😂😂
THE GOAT IS BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER
Oye Mate
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH I WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!
2:08 A Single Dingle Displingle? Well, if I ain’t Bingles!
Thanks that was the laugh I needed, amazing one, Doug is always a good subjet to YTP 😂😂
Yesss! Always glad to see a new cs188 video! I really needed to laugh today! Thanks for doing what you do!❤❤❤❤❤
I will be real these ytp’s were my introduction to the fact there’s a car reviewer on RUclips
Oh god, here we go again
omg the walk away button bit... i was almost in tears. fantastic vid
4:20 the tuba joke was perfect! And yes, I put the time code on purpose LOL😂
those are baritones
I was so certain that all the stuff at 1:50 was setting up for "accoutremah nutz"
This BMW M5 CS188 car includes:
A) Seats made from urine and fecises, and seats made from buckets
B) Holes in the seats where you can stick a stick through
C) A power BULGE a bigger BULGE
D) Nuns in the backseat
E) Brakes! (FINALLY)
F) BMW mode
G) 4,000 Pounds of Trumpets in the trunk
H) WALK AWAY button and LOCK button
J) Number 2 in the trunk
"This car has brakes, and you don't always see that with BMW." Lmao!
I love your Doug YTPs! I've also lately been binging the YTPs you did of your livestreams. It would be awesome to see more of those!
I love Doug Demuro. I love YTP's. How strange that they would both come together. I love it
1:01 shoutouts to simpleflips
YAAAAY! Some more cs188 goodness!
"Single dingle displingle" made me laugh way harder than it should have
1:08 ok that got me good
Oh my god I was going on RUclips to find a YTP to watch and what do ya know, cs188 has a new video out. This is amazing
whenever i say ‘this’ i say it like cs188 doug demuro
When you watch cs188's vids while on drugs, you're actually watching the original unedited source material.
5:04 At any moment I could just die.
(TBONES ANOTHER CAR AGAIN)
Well I’ve already crashed it
And now I'm dead, but it is surprisingly comfortable.
4:33 Eddy Wally: Wooow!
Wooohooo, congratulations for having a BMW model named after you! :D
Your dedication to your craft and love of your work comes out in this one. A YTP for the history books.
"This car has BRAKES, you don't usually see that on BMWs" It's true though.
"There's a button here labeled BMW Mode which disables the brakes."
Your videos are how I tend to introduce folks to YTP. Really love how much you've pushed the medium forward.
One of the ytp’s ever
YTP doesn't deserve editing this good
When I get my next car I need to make sure it has a single-dingle displingle
Doug speaks in a way that sets him up for some legendary YTPs. More DeMuro olz
KEEP THESE COMING PLEASE
Since nobody else seems to have done this I will:
"This car also has brakes; you don't often see that on BMWs"
"There's a button on the center console marked "BMW Mode": if you press that & hold it down, the brakes shut off completely"
Both of those make sense I guess given the way BMW owners supposedly drive.
that Pete Davidson bit was so unexpected 😭
"And now I'm dead, but it is surprisingly comfortable."
-Moug MeDuro
I can't believe my car has holes, nuns brakes and it doesn't work! 😃
(Awesome ytp Cs🤣)
cs188 using the "urine and feces" clip? Gotta do a whole PragerU YTP now.
I give you so much credit and respect for the videos you make. The editing is flawless, I create a lot of edited vids too some of which I uploaded but others not yet. And mine don’t have nearly as much editing as yours. Thank you so much for the great content!! I’m a huge fan!
The absolute mirth with which Drug D. says “farts and shits” is heartwarming.
Those brake jokes were hilarious and I loved the throwback to one of your old RUclips poop with the water bottle!
I hate seeing that stupid profile picture everywhere.
@@Doggie1999 Don’t look at it then
@@Ceph_Bluejay9 Good advice actually
0:54 Demuro spitting straight facts
Nice to see the main man Doug return.
This video is great, it changed my first impression of seeing CS to Counter-Strike to CS188.
You are the best ytp RUclips out there! Love these doug ytp's!
2:14 when the vertical sync isn't set right
No butt score :(
Good stuff, regardless.
After so many years, i gotta admit cs188 is absolutely a genius. It ain't easy doing ytp's i tried once and failed...Anyway another top tier video 👍
2:39 is giving me war flashbacks
Yay, a new video
1:34 😊
"there's nuns, if you want more grip you can get those" is an underrated joke
"Wake up, babe, cs188 uploaded again."
The "Walk Away Button" part had me crying laughing omfg
not even 15 seconds into the video and im already laughing. 💀
"There's nuns, if you want extra grip you can go with those" 😂😂
CS188 in the house! I love the DeMuro poops!