Ellen found some more hilarious texting mistakes for her segment, "Clumsy Thumbsy." If you see any funny autocorrect mistakes, send them to us right here! www.ellentv.com...
1:09 off-topic but look at the text where it says "WTF Jason" WTF are the initials for Wednesday Thursday and Friday and Jason are the initials for July August September October and November lol
Cooking for Kids yes on my tax because honestly though like I had to be honest with him because he is my brother and out he’s just checking on me measure I’m doing OK so it’s all good nothing new but better so far just not going on in my head and everything Just my mind
I was driving my car when I saw cops everywhere giving tickets, so I "talked to text" on my phone and said "Josh when you go out be careful, there are cocks everywhere." When I got home he wanted to know what kind of text message was that. He showed it to me and I died. I meant cops not cocks. He showed all his guy friends. I wanted to throw the phone in the garbage.
One time I was playing with my dog, who's name is Buddy, and my friend texted me and said "Hey wut u doin" and I meant to say I'm playing with Buddy, but my phone corrected Buddy to booty so it ended up saying "I'm playing with booty, hbu" 😐
I was telling a friend about a crock pot my grandma gave me and auto correct said "check out my new crackpipe" she said "it looks like a cock pot to me!" Lol
the funniest thing about the applesauce one is that at some point, that guy had to have typed "MOTTS APPLESAUCE" in order for his phone to remember that
Well, photosynthesis is a word already in your phone. Applesauce might be but since MOTTS APPLESAUCE is a brand, that the phone didn't know, he must've typed it before.
One time me, my sister, my aunt, and my cousin all went the the salon to get our nails done. My mom texted my sister and said "Hi honey, done drying your balls yet" my sister wrote back "What the hell mom??No, we're not done drying our balls." She then replied "OMG! I meant nails!! Oops!" XD
Normally these texts are fake and not funny, which probably goes for these too. However, it strikes me, seeing that when they are presented by proper people they can be hilarious. MIND CONTROL! :D
Clearly, a lot of people writing on this post are not parents. If the girl is young to the point that she must ask permission, then she's too young to be having sex. More parents should be concerned, especially about their daughters. Look at all the single-parent homes, men (or sometimes women) not paying child support, abused babies, etc. If a few years ago, this would not be a discussion, because people waited until they married or were in a real relationship before having sex.
once my mom was posting my grades on facebook and she meant to put so proud of my little girl and autocorrect thought she was trying to say so proud of my little forklift like wtf
Funniest Auto Correct For Me Was Friend: Wats Up Me: Trying to create a organization (School Project "Try Make A Fake Organization") But it auto corrected to Orgasam So instead of me saying "Trying to create an organization I said Trying to create an Orgasam
How many people had a mott's applesauce ad appear at the end of the video... That's how the get you, then your $300 in debt with Mott's! Thumbs up if you had this happen to you! (rolling in the halls) :)
One time my friend Evva texted me and she said "Hey bra wazzup?" me: "0_0 wat" Evva: OMG LOL XD I MEANT BRO! (Her phone keys are weird) Me: oh lol ok Evva: but 4 real doh wazzup? Me: Nothin u? (She doesn't answer for like 30 minutes) Me: EVVA SNEER ME NOW! Me: 0_0 Evva: WTF SNEER YOU? Me: ANSWER me! gr dog dang auto correct >:( Evva: XD LOLOLOL
MOTTS APPLESAUCE must be autocomplete, not autocorrect. Wanting to type "mortgage" and typing "mot" -- I can believe that, but to get the rest of it, the texter must've deliberately asked for autocomplete. Moral: don't use autocomplete unless you're sure you've typed the right thing.
"Mike you left your phone at my house last night. You should come and get it." 1 hour later: "Are you ignoring me?!" "Mike I swear to God!" "Oh wait..."
one day I had to text my co-worker asking her what was the contact name I needed in the back office & she said "Uzbecks Anderson" usually we call Chris Anderson so I stopped for a minute & tried to look for the name in our Human Resources listing & couldn't find it. told my co-worker "who the heck is Uzbecks Anderson? I can't find him?" She died laughing, apparently it was the auto correct that created the name.
My sweet dad, who is a minister, sent a group text to his co-workers one morning that said "Not coming in this morning. Feeling dick." Then he promptly went back to bed without realizing his typo. Thankfully, everyone had a sense of humor about it.
the hang -> bang one probably can't be blamed on autocorrect.. 'b' on the keyboard is right next to 'h'. probably hit it by accident (or freudian slip)
I don't know how many times I have watched this same one. I spit out my water, tried another sip, nearly choked laughing! Ellen should have a warning prior to her videos!
I don't think the last one was due to auto-correct. It seems more of typo. That person more than likely hit the "g" instead of the "h" when typing her text, since the "g" is right next to the "h".
I feel really bad for the girl that couldn't stay at Greg's just cause of a stupid autocorrect...
iMiss Music Lets be real, she probably did mean bang.
sally Leafy Hahahaha
+iMiss Music she can't fool anyone.. Even the phone knows what's up...
i forrget what bang means Tell me again lol
+downnorther Fuck
Well, if Greg's mom is okay with it...
The girl's mom isn't ok with it ...
😏👏👉👌
*LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUR HEART!* (Steven Universe reference)
Lol
That turned the text from funny to hilarious.
I hate it when I'm late on my Motts Applesauce payment
I agree they're so expensive these days.
Lol
+Gurnoor Reh ikr. I'm like $10,000 short I'm my Motts applesauce payment. You got money?
+Shell Kit I got you, here 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
+Roche Smith 💳💸💰💳💸💰💳💸💰💳💸💰
everyone keeps saying "you know you can turn off auto correct?"
Meanwhile I'm here thinking "Why would you want turn off something that entertaining?"
Thank you
+Kavita “Potato” Kat not only that but its so useful you have no idea how much mistake people make while typing without autocorrect...
N.I. McClusky ikr thought i was the only one
It’s useful also. Me without autocorrect: “so i just had cnn. Kskd kxk dkllc k.”
700th like
I just realized 80 percent of the reason I love Ellen is because of her voice
I have three hours of ellen in my watch later 😂
Lauren Judd Hahaha True!
Lauren Judd It is adorable
Yup
Lauren Judd just keep swimming lol
1:09 off-topic but look at the text where it says "WTF Jason" WTF are the initials for Wednesday Thursday and Friday and Jason are the initials for July August September October and November lol
Wtf is not what that means in this generation.
Macenzie Cordrey
lol I know what WTF stands for, I just mean what a funny coincidence lol the days of the weeks and the months lol
RGB Skull Your mind processes things in a very interesting manner. That's awesome.
Wtf
Autism.
Sometimes I wonder if autocorrect screws up your texts on purpose...
Cooking for Kids I hope not, because I am myself a Clumsy Thumbsy.
Cooking for Kids yes on my tax because honestly though like I had to be honest with him because he is my brother and out he’s just checking on me measure I’m doing OK so it’s all good nothing new but better so far just not going on in my head and everything Just my mind
Yes, it does!!!😜
AI is out to get us. They've been too helpful😂
I lost it at the applesauce one omg XD
Lol me too.😂
*****
Lol, copy cat :p
Same
Same
Celestial Lasiez
And she never saw Greg again
I was driving my car when I saw cops everywhere giving tickets, so I "talked to text" on my phone and said "Josh when you go out be careful, there are cocks everywhere." When I got home he wanted to know what kind of text message was that. He showed it to me and I died. I meant cops not cocks. He showed all his guy friends. I wanted to throw the phone in the garbage.
Cocks, cops, same thing right?
OMG ha ha
hahahaha
Hahahaha,,,gosh Heidi...i spit my coffee out...LOL
_"Be careful, there are cocks everywhere"_
One of the best sentences ever written in the human history :D
One time I was playing with my dog, who's name is Buddy, and my friend texted me and said "Hey wut u doin" and I meant to say I'm playing with Buddy, but my phone corrected Buddy to booty so it ended up saying "I'm playing with booty, hbu" 😐
Omg thats hilarious I'm dying. But i also feel ur pain I'm so so sorry😂😂😂😝😝😝
xD!
U KILLING ME jk I won't stop laughing now
I have
+Brittney Rodriguez Send that to Ellen.
Anyone on a ellen watching binge?
Meee
Nope 🙈 ya o corse
+Milla Seacamp MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Who isnt
Yeah it's 4 am
I've done the hang to bang one once when I lived with my parents and wanted to stay at my boyfriends. My mom told me to just use protection...hah
cool mom
Im fine with ads
Im fine with buffers
but when ads buffer
I suffer
I'm fine with overused comments
I'm fine with opinions
But when opinions become overused comments,
somebody dies.
eekekeke yours doesn’t rhyme :|
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most embarrassing auto-correct Was my phone changing" organization" to"orgasm"
You can turn auto correct off.
Wow
Good lord😂😂😂
Apparently people do not read back before they hit 'send'...
Imre Kalman HA!!!LOL
I know. I always look back when i text my third grade teacher, EVEN I SHOULD TEXT HER ONE DAY
Imre Kalman I don't because I don't like to annoy the people with the 3 dots. Lol
@name cannot be blanked Wow, apparently I used to watch this show. 😂
But who would do that, it's a time waste
Greg's mom is a very understanding lady.
Just come home. HAHAHAHA X)
Sounds like my mom.
Mykhaylo Berezyuk that is fen
thubs up if you're suppose to be studying
Jeff Ugonna where u at now bro
Looks like autocorrect got u 😂
"just come home" =D
yup worried parent logic :P
7 year late squad, where you at? ✌️😂
Ria Mack this all for
9 year later here 😂
I guess everybody texts in 100% perfect grammar and spelling with punctuation techniques I don't use in English class.
Well you did type that comment in perfect grammar and spelling, didn't you?
playingforbritain lol
Laugh at me because am wearing glasses
MrNikkimaxine Can’t. I’m wearing them too
Do people even text like that? XD These are one of the most properly written text messages i've ever seen XD
I do.
+ChocoKaylaRobin i do
I do. I don't get texting language. The only one I get is "lol".
ikr ? they have commas and everything
I do. But I will do ikr lol idk idc
I was telling a friend about a crock pot my grandma gave me and auto correct said "check out my new crackpipe" she said "it looks like a cock pot to me!" Lol
I love this segment!
dereckvonkjjz
I love this
dereckvon op
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dereckvon lol
Never gets old
The last one was probably a "I hit the wrong button" one. I noticed 'H' and 'B' are close so they probably hit the wrong key.
Even the phone knew She was about to bang !
I loved the MOTTS APPLESAUCE hahahahah
I smell a very succesful business idea here. 'Mott's Applesauce! Makes your food taste good!'. Lol.
lol 2:03! XD just come home...
This video has comments enabled?! Since when?? XD
this is from 2012
Megan Abel -_- Ik.... But none of Ellen's video's have comments enabled, even old ones.
Julian Meehan Ya ikr.
Kevin Buddy hahahaha xDDD ikr!
I think her earlier ones have comments enabled, not the recent ones she posts
I GOT A 2 MINUTE AD AND I COULDNT SKIP IT! I AM LITERALLY DYING!!!! I WANT ELLEN
Hit refresh or adblocker
lol that's weird
i got a 2 minute horror movie add
+Mercedes Siebolds
O_O
Mercedes Siebolds
I keep getting those too. Every time that happens, I dislike the video and mark it as “Stupid” And “Dumb”. But I still get it!
I've never used autocorrect, I learned to spell when I was a kid :/
But its hard to type the correct thing on a tiny little keyboard like your phone -.-
Tiny keyboard, big thumbs. Duh.
EveryStarFalls well just use your big eyes to see what you typed and correct it before you send. Doesn't take a genius to do that ...
Linda P That takes up so much time -__- when I have to backspace a million times, its not even worth texting
No, you're just lazy and inconsiderate.
if I see another bra ad..... I swear
SAME
😂😂😂😂😂
never in my life have i seen a bra ad
I keep having A period add pop up
Alma Ticci what does it say? You too need a period, go get one at...
That poor mother in the last one.
i bet that girl still banged Greg lol
True they still did
Luís Rødríguez no she hanged him
Lol the last one was hilarous 😂😂
Did anyone else read the title like Steve Urkel?
🙋🙋guilty
I did lol
Omg yea! Lol
Shitlord-Kin i did now lol
Shitlord-Kin yes lol
😭😂😭😂😂😂😭the Greg 1 tho😂😭😂😂😭
WHAT DOES BANGING WITH SOMEONE MEAN
??????????
+Hrlvfugdjg Gsyh if you don't know than you probably are too young to be on the Internet
It's obvious that 99% of these conversations are fake and were written for entertainment purposes, but still funny
the funniest thing about the applesauce one is that at some point, that guy had to have typed "MOTTS APPLESAUCE" in order for his phone to remember that
Paige Newton lol i dunno about that.. i swear i never typed photosynthesis but my phone keeps giving me that haha
Well, photosynthesis is a word already in your phone. Applesauce might be but since MOTTS APPLESAUCE is a brand, that the phone didn't know, he must've typed it before.
He texted it to his wife earlier becaisr she was at the grocery store
One time me, my sister, my aunt, and my cousin all went the the salon to get our nails done. My mom texted my sister and said "Hi honey, done drying your balls yet" my sister wrote back "What the hell mom??No, we're not done drying our balls." She then replied "OMG! I meant nails!! Oops!" XD
Normally these texts are fake and not funny, which probably goes for these too. However, it strikes me, seeing that when they are presented by proper people they can be hilarious. MIND CONTROL! :D
OMG I thought I would see one video and then go to sleep. it's 5:30 am and I'm still here.
Don't blame the autocorrect, there is an option to turn it off, so I don't see why there are so many complaints.
that last comment killed me ×D
badass no mi YOU DIED wait how are you typing
ITS A GHOST
Ok I'll leave now
the ones that Ellen said she found online are from a site called damn you auto correct
i've been watching her videos for HOURS! uhh ellen why must your videos be so hilarous???!!! lol
Oh My Gosh, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing with this video. The second one was absolutely too hilarious.
Clearly, a lot of people writing on this post are not parents. If the girl is young to the point that she must ask permission, then she's too young to be having sex. More parents should be concerned, especially about their daughters. Look at all the single-parent homes, men (or sometimes women) not paying child support, abused babies, etc. If a few years ago, this would not be a discussion, because people waited until they married or were in a real relationship before having sex.
jdstep97 say yes on that for me that say some time’s do something
once my mom was posting my grades on facebook and she meant to put so proud of my little girl and autocorrect thought she was trying to say so proud of my little forklift like wtf
haha MOTTS APPLESAUCE is hilarious
Funniest Auto Correct For Me Was
Friend: Wats Up
Me: Trying to create a organization (School Project "Try Make A Fake Organization") But it auto corrected to Orgasam
So instead of me saying "Trying to create an organization I said Trying to create an Orgasam
I got the Finding Dory ad... fitting for an Ellen video.
That made my night lol
How many people had a mott's applesauce ad appear at the end of the video... That's how the get you, then your $300 in debt with Mott's! Thumbs up if you had this happen to you! (rolling in the halls) :)
why do people use auto correct in the first place
It's stupid. They don't even know you can turn it off. Then they whine about it when it corrects them.
+Purple Piano I usually use them because sometimes I forget how to spell a word and that forces me to change my whole sentence.
One time my friend Evva texted me and she said "Hey bra wazzup?"
me: "0_0 wat"
Evva: OMG LOL XD I MEANT BRO! (Her phone keys are weird)
Me: oh lol ok
Evva: but 4 real doh wazzup?
Me: Nothin u?
(She doesn't answer for like 30 minutes)
Me: EVVA SNEER ME NOW!
Me: 0_0
Evva: WTF SNEER YOU?
Me: ANSWER me! gr dog dang auto correct >:(
Evva: XD LOLOLOL
Me to my female friend: are u kidding me!!
Autocorrect: are u kissing me!!!!
Me: Noooooo dude I'm straight
OMG ELLEN I SAW YOU AT THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS
“Just come home" LOL she can never ever got a sleepover anywhere else
I lost it at the one where she said hey mom can I sleep at greg's tonight? we're just going to bang
One time I was texting my girlfriend and she said call me. And I meant to say "in a sec" but it went to "in a sex" -_-
Lol did she break up with u "in a sex".
no!! i am happy
Here's an idea:
Turn off autocorrect.
MOTTS APPLESAUCE must be autocomplete, not autocorrect. Wanting to type "mortgage" and typing "mot" -- I can believe that, but to get the rest of it, the texter must've deliberately asked for autocomplete. Moral: don't use autocomplete unless you're sure you've typed the right thing.
I have one:
Me: David poo
Friend: What??
Me: DAMN AUTO CORRECT hellllllo
But why David poo?
Oh my gosh! I'm laughing so hard, my throat hurts!
Erika Nance is
don't u just love it when u are going to stay round a friends house and bang LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
My cell phone has an option to turn the auto correct on or off. I leave mine off to avoid embarrassing myself with a "clumsy thumbsy!"
That one person who laughs too hard on your joke.
You know what I mean.
I laugh harder than I should at my own joke than everyone else. Who am I kidding. My friends are my stuffed animals not actual people...
+Natalie Williams 😂
IDGAF if this was in 2012, I still love that fucking Motts Applesauce one xD
Wow Ellen never ceases to make me.laugh!
This is BY FAR the funniest Clumsy Thumbsy she has ever done!!
♥️6:54pm!‼️💚
💚Ellen & Portia‼️♥️💜💙💚
Portia de Rossi !‼️💚💙💜♥️
Ellen Lee DeGeneres !‼️♥️💜
🌍♥️💜💙💚💛❤♥️💜🌎
♥️💛💚💜♥️❤🧡💛💚♥️
🌎💜♥️💚💜🧡💚♥️💜🌍
I laughed so hard at the end, then you just keep have to telling that you didn't type that xD, definately got grounded for typing that lol.
I laughed so hard on that one
"Mike you left your phone at my house last night. You should come and get it."
1 hour later:
"Are you ignoring me?!"
"Mike I swear to God!"
"Oh wait..."
How can she resist laughing while reading that?! O.o
Srry guys, but what does 'bang' mean??
Sex
to have sex
Ugh, most of those are fakes, can't believe people don't get that.
anyone else on an ellen marathon?
Lol " just come home"
one day I had to text my co-worker asking her what was the contact name I needed in the back office & she said "Uzbecks Anderson" usually we call Chris Anderson so I stopped for a minute & tried to look for the name in our Human Resources listing & couldn't find it. told my co-worker "who the heck is Uzbecks Anderson? I can't find him?" She died laughing, apparently it was the auto correct that created the name.
its amazing how many people dont realize you can SHUT OFF autocorrect...evolve
Lol Motts applesauce!!!
My DAD once texted my mom and auto correct got in the way!
Dad: he baby can you pick me up some tampons
Mom: um......
Dad: oh crap I meant tampons!
He actually mean tin foil
*"We're just going to bang"😂*
The last one LOL XD
My sweet dad, who is a minister, sent a group text to his co-workers one morning that said "Not coming in this morning. Feeling dick." Then he promptly went back to bed without realizing his typo. Thankfully, everyone had a sense of humor about it.
2017 anyone
One time my friends mom said that they were going on a a field trip to "Bates Butt farm" instead of "Bates nut farm".
This is obv fake, unless each person took a pic every time a message was sent...
Wow. You have no skill in editing. This is simple editing as well.....
wow... photoshop! duh
i take pics of every typo
Th took the conversation and re typed it to make an animation from it.
Use your brain XD
Hahaha
I died at the Motts Applesauce one XD
Lol... The last one! xD
the hang -> bang one probably can't be blamed on autocorrect.. 'b' on the keyboard is right next to 'h'. probably hit it by accident (or freudian slip)
Well autocorrect got the last one correct, even though it wasn't meant🤣🤣
It's time to talk about someone's applesauce problem. Lol
These always crack me up Ellen 🤣👏🤣. Thank you ❤️
I don't know how many times I have watched this same one. I spit out my water, tried another sip, nearly choked laughing! Ellen should have a warning prior to her videos!
my bf was sad so I said "do something that makes you happy" (to cheer him up) and he said "I can't do you till we are married" 😂😂
"Yeah, I need $1000 to pay my milk payment."
"WTF Chicken Boy."
I don't think the last one was due to auto-correct. It seems more of typo. That person more than likely hit the "g" instead of the "h" when typing her text, since the "g" is right next to the "h".