Two and a Half Men - Alan & Rose's Blind Date [HD]
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
- Chelsea set up a date for Alan, with the "perfect woman". When Charlie and Alan arrive, they find out that this 'perfect woman' is Rose...
Season 6, episode 21 (Above Exalted Cyclops).
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Season 6, episode 21 (Above Exalted Cyclops)
Chuck lorre is an egoistic douche to fire charlie sheen
@@Kdxxxxxx Charlie Sheen was a train wreck at that point. Even he admitted he should have been fired . Also, watch the roast of Charlie Sheen, it's hilarious.
@@jjohnsengraciesmom the roast was pretty awesome........... one of the best
@@jjohnsengraciesmom True. But before the ratings completely collapsed and they ran out of ideas to berrate Sheen through the TV show, there actually was time after Charlie got clean if they could have worked out their differences and brought him back. I know bringing people back after they've been fired usually doesn't work but with this show it would have given another 10 seasons worth of fodder to create hillarious episodes. Just imagine the ordeal of bringing Charlie back from the dead - he was never really dead was he? The show would still be on the air if both Sheen and Lorre ironed out their differences and set asside their egos. Waldon would have a bigger house anyways. He's worth billions and Charlie was only a millionaire.
Man, I want to watch the whole scene where they were at Dinner completely.
The Rose character is an act of comic genius. As if the show didn’t have the greatest ensemble in sitcom history, adding Rose to the mix is a quantum leap
IMHO
She was a stroke of brilliance
Yep, she's great lol
Golden age of Two and a Half Men.
Ya hahaha. I miss these days.
Mukul Pareek me too
tru dat
Indeed!
We need more of this in our lives
Charlie's face when he saw rose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
gat plays almost fall the eyes out of socket
That is what true fear looks like.
His like wtf you doing here
Later in the episode:
"When I saw you, my sphincter slammed shut so quickly, you could've used it as a cigar cutter"
look at Alan's face, he just lost his smile.
I’ve watched this many many times and it never loses its comedic value lol 😂
True
the ordering of glass of crack is funny
Between this one and Booty call I can't decide, it's a tie lol
@@TheJanko301True That 😅
Two and a Half Men has some of the funniest and most quotable dialogue in sitcom history.
The boys reaction to Rose is just hysterical
Whats her name again
0:56 - That look on Charlie's face - priceless.
He's like the fuck you doing here
This reminds me on Joey
"Why don't we all...sit down?!"
"So many reasons..."
Crazy huh?
You sure are, i mean it sure is
I love this line
Tell me about it.
"Unfortunately she's got six more of them' I am dying hahahahaahah
ChrisferGR lmao
I don't get it!
He was saying that Rose has six more personalities
@@habib077 Rose is crazy.
I would order a glass of crack if it were on the menu lol
the chemistry between Cryer and Sheen is incredible
Charlie Sheen is funnier than Ashton Kutcher without uttering one word of dialogue.
Ashton peaked in that 70s show.
Ashton did a good job, but it was obviulsy that two and half men was nothing without Charlie Sheen.
Ashton Kutcher is nothing
@@danamaria556 if that's the case then you have no mind
@@danamaria556 Aston "played" same ding dong character in all his roles and real life.
This was one of my all time favorite episodes lol..... "I'd order a glass of crack if it was on the menu"...... and the waiter goes "true dat".... this was hillarious!
i can't believe that part was cut out lmao
Matter of fact a plate of WEED 😊😅😊😅😅😊😅
Couldn't do this scene with a straight face. How the hell did they pull that off.
Tallgeese3 its like they are professional actors
there was more than one take. see the bloopers =P
They took as many times as they needed to get it right!
Well written but you have to be great actors
Probably some 50 times before the funny got out of them and they could do it right.
Rose is obviously coocoo but this is the best she has ever looked in the entire series...so beautiful
Yes, He writes kids songs and jingles, and I'm a Chiropractor. Yes, He's a Chiropractor.
John Corelli i couldn't stop laughing
Damien De Backer me to
What kind of work does Rose do?
John Corelli sad love sma
@@carultch She is independently wealthy.
Rose was by far the cutest character this show had. Hands down.
there were better skanks
I think Chelsea was the best, those tits......... hubba hubba
nah MIA those legs
Denise Richards. That.... EVERYTHING head to toe (all 11 :-)).
P.S. RUclips/Google her name with 'wild things' & 'car wash.'
But yeah, Rose was always cute, awesome, and hilarious. Best scene stealer along with Berta.
I applaud them both for not cracking a huge laugh when they're describing their jobs, I just died😂🤣
the look on Charlie's face when he realizes it's Rose gets me everytime.
and she prentends like they never met, I dying here.
"Don't open that can of worms. You are what you are." hahaha
Jacob V 😂🤣
😂
Me when I look in the mirror:
This is one of the best diss of all time...
Who else can watch this over and over and over again? 😁😁😁
I can watch the reruns all day long
MEEEEEE!!!!!🙏👏👏👏👏🥰
The way that Alan and Charlie's faces, went to happy to concern is hilarious and priceless.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the sarcasm, sattire, comedy was way more better than friends
From time to time I replay this video just to be reminded how great this show was. Hands down masterpiece of a scene.
you can feel the awkwardness in this scene
oh yes indeed you can .no doubt there.
Josaia Sakurai oh yea.
Yeah no s***
Someone please tell me why are they shocked
@@being_pahadi_07 because Rose slept with Charlie once and has not stopped stalking him since, also she lives in his neighborhood too.. Watch it from Season 1..
Chelsea: Alan's a doll. We just need to find him the right woman.
Charlie: If you check his closet, you'll find a doll is his right woman.
Or something like that.
Charlie and Alan had nice brotherly moments such as these where they were really on the same page.... I loved it!!
0:51 alens face when he sees Rose is priceless LOL!!!!! I'm dying over here
It was
The CRAZY part is Alan still smashed Rose that night 🤣😂
Wouldnt you? Lol
kopano gatsha hell yea I would 😂😅
Lol
If I didn’t have sex for as long as he did, absolutely. Don’t they say that the crazier they are the better the lay. Could you imagine how great Rose would be in bed?
She’s hot but you ll pay hard for it
I swear Charlie and Alan's face when they see Rose was just priceless
"...A glass of crack..." my god hahahahahahahahah LMAO
WWF Attitude Era "True dat!" LOL the video cuts off that line from the waiter :-(
spat my drank out bahahaha
Awkward galore
@Harry Engel Course. Just like we have evaporation process we also have condensation process.
@Harry Engel hypothetically speaking? Yes?
The writers on this show need more recognition. Best comedy show ever imo
Chelsea was so sweet unlike Mia she actually likes Alan
Mia was the most hateful character in the series.
Actually, the most hateful of Charlie's girlfriends was by far, Lydia! A carbon copy of his mother (which of course made those episodes even funnier). Another thing, are you Brazilian? If you are, I am too.
IronMan93 what if he’s not Brazilian? Then you won’t be Brazilian either?
@@khaelstorm2552 No you idiot. I said this because it's quite rare to see my compatriots on this side of RUclips, since most Brazilians don't know English.
IronMan93 Corta o drama mano, tem mais brasileiro na internet do que baratas correndo nos esgotos
"So many reasons" God that voice is priceless
hahaha i'd order a glass of crack it it were on the menu
and I just laughed when Charlie is like I think I should stay sober right now, and i'm just like wow someone who drinks is like nope not happening
I know someone, who could drive me to order a glass of crack, to drink.
Tiger Blood Sheen hass got the glass of crack thing, covered.
In Colombia it is possible
yeah even alan was funny
This scene is a masterpiece...
This series was so well done. Great writing and on point acting by both Charlie and Allan.
Moments like these are what made this show so great.
I have actual tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
IKR!!!!
Sad Sad Sad
Funniest episode I’ve seen thus far
Get a LIFE
Me too.
One of the best scenes of the show.
The moment where Charlie’s eyes light up when he sees Rose is pure gold 😂😂😂
I can watch this a million times and laugh like it’s the first time!
"since when do you drink hard liquor? response : " Since right now, I would order a glass of crack it were on the menu ...." .....speechless
No physically restrained him - deep down he wanted to get with her - not that I blame him
The pup that plays her is one hot mamma
Killed me!!! HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
'Fun personality huh...'
'yea...unfortunatly she's got six more of them' hehe
Yeah - she's definitely a psycho individual who should seek medical assistance from the healthcare industry
I love Rose. Her delivery is flawless.
The blind date/dinner scene is the first time i had to cry from laughter in a sitcom. This show was the only one that consistently made me physically laugh hard, but if you've watched it since the very first episode, it just makes it all better
"You want him gone? I'll talk to him!" He is probably thinking I won't lose you the same way I lost Mia.
The look on Charles face. hahahahah. He made the show
He did make a good face, but for some reason Alan's reaction resonated more for me. :P
@@JamaicanRain I think it's unfair when people say that charlie made the show, Alan was great, the show wouldn't be half as good without him, he was quite bad after charlie left the show but not because of the actor but because the writing, they messed up the character in the story and he didn't had a good comedy actor to give him support like charlie had him.
@@luizroberto6705 if you see the show closely.. without Charlie, other characters does not fit nicely as they are with Charlie. You can easily see the difference when Charlie left the show.
@@rakibraian6263 Yes, but my point was that if instead of charlie Alan left, the show would end as well, the show was only great because of Charlie and Alan chemistry, remove one of them and that's it, the show ends, that's why i think it's unfair when people put the whole success of the show in Charlie, because it's not true, it only worked when Alan was in there too.
The face of Charlie is priceless lol
Jmx Productions for real!!!
This is easily the funniest scene of this show!
“I’d order a glass of crack if it was on the menu.” 😂
I NEED TO STAY SOBER FOR THIS-LMAO
Rose is beautiful and crazy, a deadly combination.
“I’d order a glass of crack if it was on the menu!” I think that’s more Charlies speed😂
This is one of the best scenes ever. Rose, Berta and Candy added so much to the show.
The sheer tension in the scene has been brought out exquisitely by all the characters !!! Best days
One of the most hilarious scenes in the history of television. 😂😂😂😂😂
I swear The way alan delivers his lines makes me crack up😂😂😂
I know Charlie was the main role, but Alan really knocked it out of the park in some scenes, like this one...
This is when the show was FRICKIN ridiculously hilarious!!
That was a hilarious scene, and amazing acting. Imagine doing that scene without bursting of laughter.
At 2:58 when Alan and Charlie were forcing themselves to laugh, I died😂😂😂
Alan's face 🤣
Charlie's face @ :56 until the end is greatness. "Right, Rose" This clip is funnier than the last four seasons.
charlie and alan have such a good chemistry on set together, they are fun to watch I find this sitcom really entertaining with them
I've watched this clip so many time and still it cracks me up
You say you want a glass of crack?
Alan : '" I'd order a glass of crack if it were on the menu'' ahahahha , Charlie obviously thought of doing crack after this scene..
Hahaha, that one got me to!
Paul Singh that one killed me
ahha straight up bro, this show was killer man I miss it. lol you'll l never get another show where they actually talk about fucking woman on the regular
Literally laughing my as' off!
He probably DID smoke crack after this scene
Alan's smile withering away like a wilted flower and the gobsmacked look on Charlie's face is an icing on top 😂😂😂
Allan's face when Chelsea is talking about stocking is hilarous! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I love Charlie’s while he is talking, he literally watching every word come out his mouth
This series was so amazing even the waiter was hilarious 🤣
At least for me, laughs is garenteed with each episode of all old seasons. Allen' s expression on seeing rose just bring me here again & again
This is the only time Charlie & Alan were on the same side & it's hilarious 😂😂 can't stop laughing
You can pinpoint the exact moment all the happiness in Alan faded into dust.
Love the part where Charlie follows Alan’s lead and starts fake laughing 😂
How can you not love Rose
CavemanJesus4Life
CavemanJesus4Life:... I do... I DOO!!! 😂
easily
Believe me, you wouldn't want a Rose in your life... specially now with the #metoo shit, you would become a slave... literally! I did survive one
Because I love Berta.
1:33 “Yes! I’m a chiropractor”😂😂😂😂 that dialogue deserves so much more
Alan: "How do I look?"
Charlie: "Don't open that can of worms,you are what you are"
Bongumenzi Jigster:... this show never had a set of lines in it THAT good once Charlie left, it was like the writers weren't trying. Poor Ashton didn't stand a chance!!!
Lol I see you in a lot of Two and a Half Men videos. Good taste man.
💯
@@blackpinkslave9969 Thank you, it was a great show (The first 8 seasons)
@@bongumenzijiyane5064 Yup the rest was forgettable but at least we got the first 8.👌👌👌💯
One of the funniest Two and a Half Men scenes ever. Their reactions are priceless!
“INE IF THE BEST SCENES OF THE SHOW.”
A comment that can be made so many times for this series...
- Chelsea, where did you meet..
-Rose.
-Right.
“How do I look?”
“Don’t open that can of worms. You are what you are.”
Gotta love Charlie 😂😂
Haven't laughed so hard from a sitcom since married with children, fresh prince of bel air and martin... nothing beats old school
I'm from Argentina. Indeed, beautiful memories of the warner series of the time such as Two and a Half Men, Smallville, Sabrina The Teenage witch, plus other such as Buffy the vampire slayer, X - files. Also cartoons (Dragon Ball, Simpons, Futurama, etc). What a moment of history, the early 90s and 2000s.
Jon Cryer really is a scene stealer here for me. Everyone does their part perfectly. But the delivery of Cryer with the 6 personalities and the crack on the menu. Just absolutely makes this scene sparkle.
Charlie: "I think I need to stay sober tonight."
I love the look on Allen's face.
John Cryer is so underrated he and Charlie sheen are hilarious 😂😂
the acting was off the charts in here...... by everyone :D:D:D:D:D:D
I freaking love this scene. The look on their faces is priceless!😂😂
Im dead when alan and charlie were going back and forth about what they do😂😂
The laughs were crazy 😂
This scene is so well written. Absolutely hilarious.
"If you check his closet you'll find the right woman is a doll" This was later confirmed by Walden.
Alan and Charlie's chemistry is underrated... Charlie overshadows everyone...
This right here, ladies and not-ladies, is the best scene in the history of comedy sitcoms. Charlie and Jon are outstanding.
I have to pause the video every couple of seconds to take a break from my laughter
If I laugh any longer I could use up my whole laugh reserve from my body
Alan went from happy face to disappointed once he saw rose lol 😆
Absolutely one of my favorite scenes.. Their facial expressions are hysterical.
I didn't catch that, what's Alan's profession again?
Chiropractor
Jeffrey M Are you sure?
Ye, it's a running joke throughout the series
now I could be wrong but I think he's a chiropractor
Oh lord, that was a sarcasm. how can u not get it
“I’d order a glass of crack if it were on the menu” is one of my favorite Alan lines
Fantastic scrip work and acting. Forever be my favorite show.
Rose：Crazy huh？
Charlie：Sure are…sure is
Funniest conversation I didn't notice
Rose: "Crazy, right?"
Charlie: "Sure are,...is."
Chuck. .
"you are... Sure is"
Charlie's reaction on seeing rose..priceless 😂
He's like "oh f*ck me"
Alains even better
This show used to be so funny!
+VividSauce Yes it was until that idiot Chuck fired Charlie and the show went down the toilet
+SuperGomez59 Yep.