In Ragnarok after Boy comes back from meeting Freya in Midgard and Kratos asks him where he went he said he was peeing. Given that he’s the son of Kratos and a Jotun I’d assume the same rules apply to him.
His stomach got ravaged many times, that's why. GOW 1: gets stabbed by a pillar thrown by Ares GOW 2: gets stabbed by the Blade of Olympus by Zeus GOW 3: gets stabbed by the Blade of Olympus by himself GOW 4: gets stabbed by a rock by Baldur
Spartan rage is just him turning the crap into fire, so he can get rid of it. Since he does this he dosnt have to poo, also the bar for spartan rage is just the shit building up, and when you upgrade it, thats just him getting constapated
Kratos is not a demigod because in the old games he became the god of war after killing Ares and in GOW Ragnarok he became the god of hope at the end of the DLC
He is superior at everything. Probably his digestive system uses everything he consume at the point where not even poop (unneeded leftover of nutrients) comes out.
Well we know his grandfather vomited and his generation had a mixture that caused him to do so. So my best guess is he goes to take a leak or a dump off camera
Or maybe he destroyed his digestive system in gow 2 and gow 3 with the number of times he was impaled.
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Probably
@Nope35490 oh yeah who can forget that
Proly
Homeboy you forgot gow1?
He destroyed his whole digestives system in gow 3 ending ☠️
Yea make sense
Lol yeah 💀
Okay, that’s enough internet for today.
Lol
Fr
Yeah I agree 💀
It’s really telling me to get the fuck off my phone and pay attention in class because this was my first fucking video
Or more? 🤔
He absorbs 99% and sweats out the rest
that seems right
:)
I know this is supposed to be a joke but
.... there's always waste products from food and those can't be sweated out.
@@greatarabia8091He's a God mate
"Poop can have me when it earns me"
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“Boy, point the camera away”
“Are we eating father?”
“No”
“Oh, the other thing?”
“Yes”
this guy went from ‘who blew the world serpents horn in god of war 2018’ to does kratos poop
Everyone poop but no one has told us to tell the others when we poop.
I feel that
He was impaled 3 times in the old games, I doubt he has a digestive system
Father,what is all that screaming
*kratos screaming because the last poo isn't coming out*
Hahahaha
That's enough internet for today
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My mind during a math test
That's enough internet...
Fr
In Ragnarok after Boy comes back from meeting Freya in Midgard and Kratos asks him where he went he said he was peeing. Given that he’s the son of Kratos and a Jotun I’d assume the same rules apply to him.
It could also be that his digestive tract is just fucking destroyed from how many times he’s been impaled through the abdomen
What the hell did you expect? For the game to actually show him shitting?
Full video game immersion! 💩💩💩
Bro the smiling kratos fuckin killed me😂
"HAHA YES!! I CRAPPED OUT MY MOOUUTH! You owe me 20 hacksilver jew boy"
Every time you open up a menu he shats into his hand and instantly throw's it away
This was hilarious.
Bro Kratos destroyed his insides in GOW 2 and 3 with the amount of times he was impaled.
when he uses spartan rage it releases it and thats what the initial shockwave is
Kratos Frees his poop when one presses L3 & R3
Kratos once told me. we're gods BOI, we don't shit around.
Legend has it the only thing that killed the God of War was his own poop😂😂😂
Or maybe he did that off camera
That's of screen for every movie and tv show almost
I was ACTUALLY watching this on the toilet 😭
Same
Me too
This is a very intriguing question
Why does this question need to have an answer
Bro why did kratos didn't fly in air like other gods
Well he is half God after all.
His balls are too heavy. 💀
@@MrDJFlyHikratos is not half god he's the new god of peace
@@randupe2403 he’s Negan
Not all gods fly
Next video does kratos make atreus with poop?
This man will just make a video about anything
“He has never shat”
Out of all the questions you could have chosen
Out of all the things ever to cross a human mind, this is the weirdest.
I can almost guarantee he does. The Devs not showing when he goes to the bathroom is kinda a requirement since they have decency.
I think he does poop, they just dont show it on camera
These are the questions real GOW fans have been asking for the last 17 years.
Why is the ai voice zesty
He destroyed his digestive system
do you... do you _WANT_ to watch Kratos take a dump?
Why of course
LOL@@TerryGreat-c6p
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I don’t think Greek gods crap, he also literally was impaled where poop was made so yk.
He’s a Demi god so he doesn’t need food or water for health
he's a full god
"Does KRATOS POOP"😂
70% muscles, 30% rage. No waste. He burns everything
He let something else out when he was getting red orbs from Persephone
He's constipated so he uses spartan rage to poop when he's constipated on the toilet seat 🤣 😆 🤣 😂
You've already seen him eat and drink wine, but almost all video game characters aren't shown going to the bathroom because no one wants to watch it.
This guy is idiot
trust me spartans didnt keep their cheeks closed😂
That seems to be a modern myth though unfortunately.
remember those sections where you play other characters? yeah, exactly
Man and what is with that scene in sindri's and brook's house when they was eating with tyr?
Why does bro say "shat" so zesty like
Bro it's 2am
Bro just wants a kratos shit scene.
We're asking the real questions here
at this point this guy isnt even taking these videos seriously anymore 😭
His stomach got ravaged many times, that's why.
GOW 1: gets stabbed by a pillar thrown by Ares
GOW 2: gets stabbed by the Blade of Olympus by Zeus
GOW 3: gets stabbed by the Blade of Olympus by himself
GOW 4: gets stabbed by a rock by Baldur
Nah bro this is 00:48 seconds of trolling us,man that was the best😂😂😂
I think it’s time to go to bed
Make a next video on how kratos learn to walk
Nah bro his ass and stomach got wrecked by the blade of Olympus after he gorded himself lmfao😂 this is a hilarious theory tho lol
There is something wrong with this channel 😂😂😂 and I love it.
Does this mean Tony Stark poop off camera?
Those parts aren't on camera! 😂
Next game u will see angraboda pooping with atreus
He probably uses these off camera moments, since atreus one excuse to go on the adventure alone was that he has to go pee...
They just dont show it cause it would
Inappropriate
Bro it’s god of war
Spartan rage is just him turning the crap into fire, so he can get rid of it. Since he does this he dosnt have to poo, also the bar for spartan rage is just the shit building up, and when you upgrade it, thats just him getting constapated
Bro is milking the shit out of kratos at this point fr 💀
I would use Spartan rage if I was constipated
he poops when you play as Atreus
I think kratos might poo with Spartan rage
Let the old man have his privacy goddamnit 😂
He is a god, he doesn't need it 💀
Out of all other characters you can ask about this question 💀 and you do kratos
He vommited once and it was when he was defeated by the colossus
From what i heard the spartans would never sow their butt cheeks together if you are catching my drift.
I thought using the bathroom was a private thing anyways ? 😅 like be fr who wants to see kratos using the bathroom 🚽 😂
I was literally thinking this 5 min ago
it’s possible since he could poop since atreus said he was peeing which could also mean they could poop
Next Topic: Is Kratos Breedable
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He is able to breed others
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Well he has a son, so… maybe?
Lol why are we even talking about this 😂
He’s like Kim Jong-un he doesn’t have a butt hole
Technically you are right to tease a God he doesn't eat eat as much as a normal person would so he doesn't poop as much as a normal person would
bluds gone msd about kratos💀
He will kill you bro for that
I think he would still have to poop because I heard that when you poop you actually are getting rid of dead skin cells
Kratos is not a demigod because in the old games he became the god of war after killing Ares and in GOW Ragnarok he became the god of hope at the end of the DLC
He is superior at everything. Probably his digestive system uses everything he consume at the point where not even poop (unneeded leftover of nutrients) comes out.
I think he lost it 💀
Gods Do Not Nap. Gods Do Not Poop
Gods do not go pee pee, they simply will it out of existence
I think it’s because his digestive system is refusing to eat stuff like broks so called sausages
Bro's entire digestive system got destroyed on gow 1,gow 2 and gow 3 how do you expect him to take a shit?
Hmm now I wonder where the food he ate in Ragnarok went.
Fr gow 3 ending got his a a hole got destroyed
Hes right tho😢
Shit of war: pooparock
Well we know his grandfather vomited and his generation had a mixture that caused him to do so. So my best guess is he goes to take a leak or a dump off camera
Dose kratos peooop
I don't think we have ever seen Link poop so does he poop?