An Annus’s intelligence is so exorbenant that we focus too hard on the things we’re doing that we don’t have time for such trivial fixtures. Intelligem
mark with any horror game ever: _"thats ok. not even scary."_ mark with minecraft: _"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I dOnT wAnNa pLaY aNyMorEeEe"_
lesson learned: skeletons are scary in minecraft (or well, in general, really. ever seen halloween memes?) another lesson to learn: making a shield is very important nowadays
Mark when you swing your sword there’s a cool down between when the attacks that do more damage. Just underneath your cursor whenever you swing is that bar that tells you when your ready for next swing. Also the milk is for getting rid of potion affects, when you drink it, it gets rid of potion affects This is my third edit but I’m a nerd so, smithing tables and fletcher tables are used to change villager’s trade rolls as of now. There also could be future updates where smithing tables and fletcher tables are used to make certain items. Also people were telling me in my replies that, the best way to farm is to have a single source block in every 5 by 5 area.(A source block can all the soil fertilized within that area) And what I usually do it I put a slab block one above the water source block (on the bottom layer) so I don’t accidentally fall in. Also in the 1.16 update the smithing table can upgrade diamond gear to netherite gear if you have the materials to do so. ( These materials are VERY VERY rare to find) I only have two more things then I’ll shut up. When having a shield, you can block your shield (idk how to do that on pc gl) and absorb any damage besides potion affects, drowning burn damage ext. Also, when you jump and attack you deal a critical amount of damage ( known as a crit hit because it rhymes ish) and I’m pretty sure you do 1.5 the amount of damage of a normal swing or 2x I’ll edit this later when I use google. Ok so I googled it, it’s random. It can either be between the normal amount of a swing and any wear between 2.5 the regular amount and 3.5. So 2.5 - 3.5 the regular amount is what you would multiply I might be wrong but I’m sure someone will reply the correct answer.
I was playing with some friends a long time ago and we practically hollowed out an entire mountain and it became our fortress. We even built a bridge connecting it to another mountain
Mark, when fighting you need to time your hits. Hit when the bar under the crusor is filled; if you dont, your sword will do as much damage as a fist. Also jump and attack to do critical damage
Mark at the beginning of his playthrough: "Alright, this is gonna be all about humble beginnings." Jack at the beginning of his playthrough: "Alright, so, I'm gonna be makin' a big ol' castle on the water front!"
Mark saying, “I am the most humble in the world” has the same energy as a kid who was in my class in 5th grade saying “I’m the most humble person I know”
I don't know, on my last Minecraft world, I got really far without killing any animals. Until I needed books and was too lazy to find a good stronghold. Edit: My primary food source was bread and berries in case you were wondering. Edit again: and some fish.
7:21: As predicted (not *just* because he's Mark, but Minecraft is hard for beginners), Mark has already died like 3 times in the first 20 minutes of playing. (for beginners (if there are even any of you left (*everyone* has played *Minecraft* at this point)), get as much done as you can before sun sets, because it's game on at that point if you don't have a safe, protected home (such as a hole). Many people get distracted by exploring the new world before them, which is nice and important part of the experience, but it's also a trap because before they realize it, the sun is almost setting, and they don't have food or anywhere safe for the night. (I have been playing Minecraft for 10 years)
Let me tell you a tale of a time I was able to deflect ghast breath and arrows with just the tip of my sword. Oh they were no match for me and my sword.
But it is calm. I just happen to play a blend of creative/survival mode. Which must be a blasphemy to some of you but suck it. I play how I wanna play, got it?
just some advice Mark: when fighting mobs, don't constantly swing your sword, you will be able to do more damage if you wait for the little sword under your cursor to become full and then you swing, it'll do more damage and you'll be able to take out more mobs at once with that
Mark: “I can out lava in a furnace” Me: “Oh Mark you’re so silly! That’s not how that works!” Mark: puts lava in furnace Me, who played the game for years but never once thought to put lava in a goddamn furnace: Oh...well I guess that was big brain time
18:05 I swear to notch, the cave noises are the scariest thing in Minecraft besides maybe the phantoms I also like how after hearing it he makes Lixian replay it and it slowly starts to sound like siren head and they both realize it 😂
A few tips: Turn up your brightness. default is the darkest setting, try turning it up. The noises you're hearing are called cave sounds. You can turn them off by turning off ambient noises. Milk doesn't refill your hunger, it clears your effects. If you're poisoned, for example, you can drink milk and that will go away. The combat system changed. Spamming doesn't work anymore. Whenever you swing your weapon, you see the little sword filling up beneath your crosshair? That's called your attack indicator. When that fills up, your attack does max damage. Not only do you do more damage, but it's more efficient. When you spam, you break your sword quicker and do less damage. Try spacing your attacks. Good luck!
I find it helpful with the cave sounds because it tells me I'm near a cave or open area that I could mine in. But everyone plays a bit differently do what you want lol
Some tips: You can breed animals so you don't have to worry about losing them. Just make sure you have 2 of them and then if you feed them they will make a baby. Baby animals grow in 10 minutes usually. Chickens will follow you if you have seed in your hand. Cows and sheep will follow wheat, pigs will follow carrots, potatoes and beetroot. You can tame dogs with bones. Tamed dogs will protect you and attack nearby skeletons. Lastly you can tame a horse just by right clicking on them with an empty hand. But first they will kick you off. You have to do this untill there are hearts coming out off the horse . Unfortunately you need a saddle to ride the horse and it won't follow you around. Edit: Read the answers to this comment there are more tips. You can make a shield to protect yourself. You need 1 iron ingot and 6 wood planks. And 1 block of water will hydrate 4 blocks. So you can actually make your farm like this; D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D W D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D:Dirt W:Water
Please edit to clarify that you need to right click with an open hand to tame the horse. No many new players don’t use an open hand and they give up trying to tame it.
Man mark is the absolute best at hole. Sean and Felix have nothing compared to Mark and his legendary H O L E. Anyone who disagrees shall have to sacrifice themselves to the cult of H O L E. Yes?
@@divyanshmathur9707 its almost impossible if its your first time. if it is, what have you been doing with your life also break trees and build a house, and dig straight don to find diamonds
I love how he just constantly runs past his old crafting tables
An Annus’s intelligence is so exorbenant that we focus too hard on the things we’re doing that we don’t have time for such trivial fixtures.
Intelligem
I do the same thing. I’m always making new ones
I always hide new ones around my base for quick use. Probably like 50 of them under bridges, behind bushes etc.
Crafting tables everywhere.
Don’t we all?
mark with any horror game ever: _"thats ok. not even scary."_
mark with minecraft: _"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I dOnT wAnNa pLaY aNyMorEeEe"_
Thats kinda me too lollll
True
Minecraft is the scariest horror game
@@akoles minecraft actually scares the shit out of me
bruh fr
Keys to Survival: shelter, food, & tools
Marks Keys to Survival: iron, horse armor, running in the dark
Don't forget milk
dont forget seeds
Don't forget the bread
I've never felt as bad for Mark as when he was trying to restore hunger from milk.
All milk does is remove potion effects btw
Thanks, captain obvious.
@@Mabra51 soka
Mabra It doesn’t seem very obvious to Mark lol
I mean that’s not really “all” it does, since it can be used to craft some foods
@@Mabra51 mark didn't know it so it is obviously not that obvious
Jack: Having a great time
Felix: Having a great time
Mark: Slowly descending into madness and depression
980 subs with video challenge No one cares
@985 subs with video challenge lmao
@1000 subs with video challenge STFU
Jack and Felix:*not even Minecraft literally just their ethnicity*
Eww self-promotion with no content
Just watching this makes me feel bad for mark when he goes to the nether.
He's in for a rough ride
If he ever gets there lol
bold of you to assume mark knows what the nether is
Imagine going into the end, cuz if u don’t have extra ended pearls or can’t mlg bucket, ur basically done for
he might get there by the time the nether update gets here and boy is he not gonna be ready
Mark: “I need fooood!”
Also mark: *walks past three cows*
Also doesn't even touch a sheep
CullenB he doesn’t know that sheep drop meat
@@vibedog1473 maybe he should try killing one sometime lol
CullenB true that
He's vegetarian 😂😂😂
Markiplier starving to death while being surrounded by food is peak ADHD
Shoobidie
Mark: “I ain’t bother nobody, nobody gonna bother me. Ok?”
Skeleton: I’m bouta bother this mans whole career.
Vannasr That scared me!
Steve Yorkman
Ikr, it freaked me to death.
Steve Yorkman righttttt I almost shit my self 😭
I jumped in my seat and almost screamed. Anxeity whilst in the middle of eating a cookie. I knew something was going to happen when he said that.
lesson learned: skeletons are scary in minecraft (or well, in general, really. ever seen halloween memes?)
another lesson to learn: making a shield is very important nowadays
Mark when you swing your sword there’s a cool down between when the attacks that do more damage. Just underneath your cursor whenever you swing is that bar that tells you when your ready for next swing.
Also the milk is for getting rid of potion affects, when you drink it, it gets rid of potion affects
This is my third edit but I’m a nerd so, smithing tables and fletcher tables are used to change villager’s trade rolls as of now. There also could be future updates where smithing tables and fletcher tables are used to make certain items. Also people were telling me in my replies that, the best way to farm is to have a single source block in every 5 by 5 area.(A source block can all the soil fertilized within that area) And what I usually do it I put a slab block one above the water source block (on the bottom layer) so I don’t accidentally fall in. Also in the 1.16 update the smithing table can upgrade diamond gear to netherite gear if you have the materials to do so. ( These materials are VERY VERY rare to find) I only have two more things then I’ll shut up. When having a shield, you can block your shield (idk how to do that on pc gl) and absorb any damage besides potion affects, drowning burn damage ext. Also, when you jump and attack you deal a critical amount of damage ( known as a crit hit because it rhymes ish) and I’m pretty sure you do 1.5 the amount of damage of a normal swing or 2x I’ll edit this later when I use google. Ok so I googled it, it’s random. It can either be between the normal amount of a swing and any wear between 2.5 the regular amount and 3.5. So 2.5 - 3.5 the regular amount is what you would multiply I might be wrong but I’m sure someone will reply the correct answer.
We need to make sure he sees this
Smithing tables upgrade diamond gear to netherite in 1.16 but the fletching table has no other use a the moment.
he needs to see this comment.
also, he should know that water is in fact infinite as long as it has the still-water animation but lava isn't
Ok I was about to attack him about the attack cool down thing, thank you xD
I wanna see how many episodes it takes before he realizes they reworked the combat.
Mark: **suffering but trying his best**
Me: _"I hope you never discover RLCraft..."_
Chey Lynn he gunna find out if he looks at ur comment 😅😅😅
@@beckiheather-martin8214 Shhhhh it's okay, we'll pretend I never posted- 😂😂
@@PoisonAffinity if marks plays it, he will lose so much hair that he will become bald
@@masterturbo2218 Oh, I agree with that! Let's hope if he does play it that we can help him out with tips and guidance :D
FM FINDOZZ he won’t because he doesn’t read comments of his videos
Markiplier: "I'm more of an excavator than a builder"
Also Markiplier: takes until halfway through episode two to dig a safety hole.
The real question is: How long will it take before Mark learns the Combat Update changes?
I bet three more episodes
He’ll read the comments sand realize he’s stupid
Probably a long time- until everyone in the comments starts yelling at him that he needs to wait for the bar to fill up. Idek
A lot..
Ikr it's so hard to watch
when is someone gonna tell mark combat changed and he can’t just flail and spam cause it does less damage
wait WHAT
it’s self explanatory ^ 😐 what’s the confusion
he should find out eventually.
for entertainment purposes i hope he finds out the hard way lol
Listen Mark, all you gotta do is wait till the bar recharges.
That's it.
Also, make a shield for your offhand.
Glockroach_ true
Alternative title: Sleep deprived man plays Minecraft for 26 minutes and slowly loses sanity
No you
yes
Not a spy no u
@Not a spy I think he's having a stroke
(Insert what meme)
Mark: Everything is going to be okay.
His axe: I’m about to end this mans whole career.
*I'm about to end.
@@brick2751 ?
@@kadenbourquin7149 the axe broke (ended)
@@brick2751 ?
@@brick2751 nice one
Mark: "I'm gonna die a lot...for no reason."
Also Mark: Decides that night time is the best time to chop down trees
Someone should get mamasboyin here to animate Marks minecraft death montage with the appropriate classical music X'D
I like to imagine that while editing these, Lixian is ACTUALLY panicking
you mean PANIKING?
@@hitesh3198 no, overused format.
@@renarsminkevics8253 you mean PANIKING?
@@liahmmessinger3753 No, overused format
@Basic _beats you mean PANIKING?
Pewdiepie: Welcome to the IKEA Tower!
Jacksepticeye: I built Ireland!
Mark: *THIS IS MY HOLE!*
😂😂😂
IT WAS MADE FOR HIM
Hey he did say humble beginnings
Hole i guud
wait jack made that? i live in ireland
This entire series so far is that one trope where a character says “at least it can’t get any worse” and then it starts raining😭
And become into a fork in the road or we absolutely have to go up the hill/mountain for some reason in the story right now lmao
Mark: *embarrassed cuz his hole is ugly*
Me who dug straight down for shelter on the first night
So I’m not the only one!!!
I did the complete opposite and built a Sand house day and night till it was done
I dig into mountains like if I was a crawdad in a pond.
Bhna 4 life that’s wat I did lmao
I was playing with some friends a long time ago and we practically hollowed out an entire mountain and it became our fortress. We even built a bridge connecting it to another mountain
Markiplier in SCP: easy peasy lemon squeezy
Markiplier in Minecraft: loses sanity and screams at mobs
Facts😂
But also mark in SCP: THIS IS NOT HOW I DIE
Herry Gerry no u lol
Difficult difficult lemon difficult
ahhh help me... SCP?
“Hello everybody welcome back to Minecraft”
*still sheds tear*
i watched so much fnaf, i was kinda surprised for a second when he didn't say five nights at freddy's
Love, Bright same
4:57 "I ain't bother nobody, nobody bother me, okay?"
Skeleton: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career
The Part Were He Got Shot By A Skeleton Tho After He Died
Hahaha 🤣 I got jumps scared because of that skeleton shot that arrow.
I read that as mark said that imao
Mark: “I’m going to be okay.”
*Axe breaks after breaking leaves*
Mark: *quietly* “My axe.. My fingie.. my knee-“ *starts crying*
When?
@@ryansanz5952 8:07
Mark: Okay, I'm going to stop being an idiot...starting officially now.
Also Mark: Wait what am I building?
ɪ ʜ ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ ɴ ᴏ ɪ ᴅ ᴇ ᴀ
*TheWallBehindYou* I read this right as he said that, it was strange
the timing of me scrolling down to read this couldn't have been better lol
Mark: i’m going to be OK
The universe: let’s just break his axe
i have never laughed so hard as i did when mark's axe broke at 8:08 and he just had a quiet moment of despair
Markiplier: I ain't gonna bother nobody so nobody gonna bother me, okay?
Skeleton: Understandble, have a bad day
He had a _bad time_
plot twist, the skeleton was secretly sans
Understandable*
444 LIKES-
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Mark: breaks iron ore with wooden pickaxe.
*everyone smacks their head
In bedrock edition you can use a wooden pickaxe
@@rah4723 but hes using java
100th like.
Yez
Pewdiepie 2.0
Facepalm
Felix: "The BIGGEST ball you've ever seen"
Sean: "I built Ireland!"
Mark: "I can wear horse armor right?"
Ikr
can i make stone armor?
@@conehead2222 lol i wish you could Mark
It would be so much more simple
@@conehead2222 3:46
Mark panicking over the sun going down:
Me screaming at my monitor because he has everything to JUST MAKE A GODDAMN BED:
That’s mark for ya
"Im gonna stop being an idiot starting now."
Literally a second after:
"Im going to build something. What was I building?"
peepee.
@@engineergolgo1651 le random
Markiplier: *When I was younger, we couldn’t afford rain in Minecraft*
ethan and tyler: *sighs in done with his sht*
Yes. That is something he said
Hiccup Haddock weird coz rain has been in minecraft since 2010
@@Crimsrn you dont get the joke do you?
neru i get the joke, he said at one point he didn’t thing rain was in the game in 2015
Mark, when fighting you need to time your hits. Hit when the bar under the crusor is filled; if you dont, your sword will do as much damage as a fist. Also jump and attack to do critical damage
Yes
Aww yes
This needs to get to the top
After the peak height of your jump attack, if you just jump and hit it wont do anything.
@@MapleTree0 I think he just records in bulk so they don't get read till a couple episodes down the line
mark: i know how to fish
also mark: *pulls out sword*
mark again: YOU JUMP INTO A RIVER WITH A SWORD
Me at three am during quarantine: “Is it night again? Uh I’m not ready for it to be night. I have things I need to do”
I´ll be waiting for you in the next minecraft video
3 am is the new 3 pm.
It’s 1:30 am on a Friday night when I should be asleep
Markiplier: "I'm going to be ok"
Also Markiplier: breaks leaves block with axe
*axe breaks*
Big brain time.
*My...... axe.. my fingie my knee...*
Felix : slave owner
Jack : farmer
Mark : ooga booga caveman
This made me cackle lmaooo
Felix is more like a: Bad pet owner
this is true
its evolving, just backwards
Dylan Meszler also known as devolving!
Felix: Slave owner
Jack: Irish potato farmer
Dan: British lab scienctist
Mark: Caveman
This is exactly why we love mark.mindless heehoo caveman 24/7
Dude, nice copy/paste comment.
@@narucreed1 Dude, who f*cking cares... This is RUclips. Almost nothing these days is original... you act like they stole it from you
Ayyy you copied it almost the same! Try harder next time.
Not surprised that Felix was a slave owner considering what he said on the bridge
Mark: “mAy i mIlK yOu?”
**Shears a sheep**
modern milking
he had to stop recording for a moment😉
Mark's Base, a hole in the ground, alternatively, the Cloak Crater. Can't wait to see how it transforms over time.
I wonder if he will move or he will expand the hole to be a home. Most people decide to move.
It’s going to happen exactly like felix’s and Jacks series from nothing to a castle will be very epic
"ok guys, I spent some time off camera" *builds a skyscraper*
@@kurk3068 HECK yeah I am excited now
I'm literally so excited for this series. I can't wait to see what kind of things Mark will create🥺.
Mark at the beginning of his playthrough: "Alright, this is gonna be all about humble beginnings."
Jack at the beginning of his playthrough: "Alright, so, I'm gonna be makin' a big ol' castle on the water front!"
Mark saying, “I am the most humble in the world” has the same energy as a kid who was in my class in 5th grade saying “I’m the most humble person I know”
Mark: "I'm going to be okay."
Wooden axe: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
Keep this at 69 likes
@@rueperry8091 no
@@celestialdetective ok
Reagen Perry k
Mark: “You killed me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
It’s cause he’s not Swedish
You can't kill if the victim doesn't give consent
"I fear no man."
"But that thing... "
"11:32"
"It scares me."
All shall bow to the almighty Kormit.
Pls don't kermit sewerside
Thy shall bow to the kermith
Didn't you fall into the CORE? 😂
*hehehe hihihihi hohoho huhuhu*
Mark: humble beginnings
Jack: I R I S H C A S T L E
O N I S L A N D
i live in ireland :3
They're unga bunga beginnings
Mark: "Because when you find diamond that's the end of it!"
Everyone: _Laughs In Netherite_
Wither: really?
*edit
Minecraft lore who is yet TO discover: 😏
me (an intellectual): laughs in not in his version
Me: cries in leather boots and wooden tools
Dat malastite or malamite crap: *AHEM*
"I can block (sword) right?!" I forgot that was a thing before, that feature felt like it was *ages* ago.
i think they should bring it back, but make it more consequential than using a sheild.
I wish it was still a thing because I don’t need to craft a shield with iron.
I pretty much always play on 1.8.9.
Yeah 1.8 gang
That a good idea but I think that should either take a lot durable or you can only block for a short time
3:36 I love how he tried to block with his sword because last time he played there weren’t shields.
no, since he played, you could block with swords, now it's not in the game anymore
I miss sword blocking
Mark:"this is so UNFAIR" also mark: * refuses to kill animals for food because that's not NICE :( *
Yea but all chickens can die
I don't know, on my last Minecraft world, I got really far without killing any animals. Until I needed books and was too lazy to find a good stronghold.
Edit: My primary food source was bread and berries in case you were wondering. Edit again: and some fish.
@@opfryingpan9770 mine was carrots and taters
@@AngryExpress mine is cooked beef. Kill em cows boi
Felix : 👁👄👁💧
Markiplier: "I can milk you."
The Internet: I can milk you.
timestap?
@@flipclip3126 11:15
I think I get the joke now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is that the dream gender flag 🤢
Mark:"I have the high ground!"
Skeleton:"I know."
The "higher" ground. eheheh
This comment is underrated
mark:I spy something with my eye that's green and explodey. Nervous noises
Me:The grinches butt after Taco's?
I can see what face Lixian has when he got the footage:
“Bro wtf you scrub”
Obviously
Pewdiepie start: remembering old experiences
Jack start: 2 episodes of learning new things
Mark start: 30 minutes of demonic screeching
Mark is more of a Restart though there are changes ever since.
Yes
*”I used to be an adventurer like you, before I took an arrow to the knee.”*
Did you know that's an old saying for getting married? That's why, when someone proposes, it's customary to get down on one knee
ᑭᕮᗩᑕᕼᕮS
......
Holy shit that brings a whole new meaning to that meme quote-
.......
Isn’t that a manga?
Ririsu Murasaki bruh it’s Skyrim
@@ririsumurasaki5244 The quote? It might have been in a manga. It became better known from Skyrim. As far as I know.
7:21: As predicted (not *just* because he's Mark, but Minecraft is hard for beginners), Mark has already died like 3 times in the first 20 minutes of playing. (for beginners (if there are even any of you left (*everyone* has played *Minecraft* at this point)), get as much done as you can before sun sets, because it's game on at that point if you don't have a safe, protected home (such as a hole). Many people get distracted by exploring the new world before them, which is nice and important part of the experience, but it's also a trap because before they realize it, the sun is almost setting, and they don't have food or anywhere safe for the night. (I have been playing Minecraft for 10 years)
Mark: “Can I block?” [with sword]
Me: “I haven’t heard that name in years.”
Ah yes, a good boomer day
Ah yes the good days
1.8...
Let me tell you a tale of a time I was able to deflect ghast breath and arrows with just the tip of my sword. Oh they were no match for me and my sword.
If your a console player it's all you have for defense.
show this video to anyone who says minecraft is a calm relaxing game
It used to be.
*but now it's survival of the fittest*
You could find the calmest, most relaxing game in existence, have Mark play it, and he would somehow make it as amped up as doom.
@Sunshine melody Liliana has a video she would like you to watch
18:06 CAVE SOUND
But it is calm. I just happen to play a blend of creative/survival mode. Which must be a blasphemy to some of you but suck it. I play how I wanna play, got it?
Mark: “I ain’t bothering anyone, nobody bother me”
Skeleton: *im about to end this man’s entire channel*
lmao
read this right when he said it
You do you and I’ll do me and we won’t do each other, probably
“yEsSss yEsS yEsS YEs YeS YeSsSs yESsSsSSS tHE pRoFiCiEnCY iS fOrtOldD “
All the odd noises he makes the experience all the more better.
I read this and then 15:06
“I ain’t nobody, ain’t nobody gunna bother me”
*markiplier was shot by a skeleton*
AHHH AHH AH AHHHH
I felt so bad for Mark...but I laughed so hard...which made me feel worse...but I couldn't stop laughing.
just some advice Mark:
when fighting mobs, don't constantly swing your sword, you will be able to do more damage if you wait for the little sword under your cursor to become full and then you swing, it'll do more damage and you'll be able to take out more mobs at once with that
guys liek thsi comment so he sees this
@@michaelchen1046 yis
don't forget jump crits
shields work really well against skeletons as well
He still thinks he can block with a sword
When Mark broke the crafting table with an axe:
Everyone: HALLELUJAH
Ah yes. Mark learning something. Yes. Very rare. but also so common.
He needed to get it with an Axe.. but he got it. With a pickaxe
Now we just need to teach him the attack methods
Conor McNamara no he later gets it with an axe
So true
11:16 “I can milk you” - Markiplier 2020
You found it
Me when I first played Minecraft: oh hey look! I didn’t know we can milk cows!
Markiplier in Minecraft: I C A N M I L K Y O U..
Mark: “I ain’t botherin’ nobody, nobody’s gonna bother me:
Skeleton: *Saaahh dude*
famous last words
@990 subs with video challenge earn subs and stop begging for them
@1000 subs with video challenge I just subscribed to everyone in this comment except for you, just to spite you.
Everyone Else: "Minecraft is such a relaxing game."
Mark: *Incoherent Screaming*
maybe he doesnt have music enabled
👍🏽yup
in mark's defense, he hasm't made nor seen any minecraft gamerplay since 2015 so i think that's the reason why he's so bad now
No I’m mark I scream to much on relaxing games
lol it's true tho...
Mark: “I can out lava in a furnace”
Me: “Oh Mark you’re so silly! That’s not how that works!”
Mark: puts lava in furnace
Me, who played the game for years but never once thought to put lava in a goddamn furnace: Oh...well I guess that was big brain time
It smelts 100 items, which is op
"This is my hole, it was meant for me". Such an appropriate reference in a game where you often dig straight into a mountain.
people who read the manga : *nervous sweating*
"such a pathetic hole"
Pewds: Almost heaven
Jack: Purgatory
Mark: Hell. Just hell.
Shit I'm about to sing country roads
John Fernandez exactly my thinking
66 likes nice
*West Virginia*
Just an Average Dragon *Blue Ridge Mountains*
"We're going to be okay" *axe immediately breaks
Mark: *has a mental breakdown* "My fingy! My knee! "
Poor giant baby man ;____;
18:05 I swear to notch, the cave noises are the scariest thing in Minecraft besides maybe the phantoms
I also like how after hearing it he makes Lixian replay it and it slowly starts to sound like siren head and they both realize it 😂
"My name is Markiplier and welcome back to Minecraft"
Me: This does bring a tear to my eye
I feel ya bud it's to bad he can't drink anymore though.
Mark : "I spy with my little eye something green and explosive."
Me : "Is it Irish cause then I know exactly who it is."
Wow......🤣
IRA?
I didn't got it, is it like a american internal meme, cus i live in brazil ;-;
which one are we talking about?
Fam, us irish bois all gotta annoy Mark lol😂😂😂
Mark: this is about humble beginnings and I am humble
Me:*looking at past series and playthroughs with others* sure
Same thoughts lol
yup, then he tries to put on iron horse armor, imagine what that looks like in one of those animations
7:21
Mark: Its over Skeleton! I've got the highgrounds!
Skeleton: You underestimate my power!
You can't spam click like you did when you played long ago, they added a cool down to weapons
He will not see it :/
@@HelloThere-os3ev it's sad because he said this is gonna be a small series so he probably won't be playing much more either :/
He will see it. he's reading it right now i call it
@@thegizmorizer3961 Oh, hi Mark.
So who’s gonna tell him that he can tame horses without using armor
Still needs a saddle to ride
Whos gonna tell him how to use a sword properly in java. Theres a charge bar for a reason!
I'll tell him
Why bother? Let us see what happens...
@@spitrayfive5984 Heck, somebody tell the poor guy about jumping attacks! And maybe about axes dealing more base damage than swords.
Mark: “I’m as good as a caveman”
Me: *Intense flashback to HeeHoo*
When he comes across a drowned....
~ThE gOngOoZLeR~
11:26
the HeeHoo and the *Gongoozler*
the 2 most terrifying beings to exist
ptsd flashbacks
Markiplier: It's getting dark, I should go to bed.. You know what? i'm feeling a little braver.
*Dies*
3:46
Mark: “Can I make stone armor?!”
Me: He’s too far gone
I mean, there is a mod for it.
that would be badass ngl
no, he goes too far when he says "can i wear the horse armor"
Lol it’s true!
Worked for Havel.
Mark: I bother nobody, nobody gonna bother me ok?
Skeleton: *EXECUTE ORDER 66*
Lol
Yes, execute order 66
Blazblue? :D
*”Can I get, like, stone armour?”* We wish, Mark, we wish.
Can I wear the horse armor?
if only
Would've been the greatest thing...but it would be too easy.
@@glamrockchica1084 think about it doe. It would have so much protection being stone, but u would be a lot slower
@@dragapult2712 so wearing gold does not make you slow but stone does?
and diamond was alot of protection AND IT DONT MAKE YOU SLOW?
i call bs
mark: "I'm not gonna do a long series or anything
me 18 episodes later:"I feel deceived
Did you not hear him about drunk Minecraft
A few tips:
Turn up your brightness. default is the darkest setting, try turning it up.
The noises you're hearing are called cave sounds. You can turn them off by turning off ambient noises.
Milk doesn't refill your hunger, it clears your effects. If you're poisoned, for example, you can drink milk and that will go away.
The combat system changed. Spamming doesn't work anymore. Whenever you swing your weapon, you see the little sword filling up beneath your crosshair? That's called your attack indicator. When that fills up, your attack does max damage. Not only do you do more damage, but it's more efficient. When you spam, you break your sword quicker and do less damage. Try spacing your attacks.
Good luck!
I find it helpful with the cave sounds because it tells me I'm near a cave or open area that I could mine in. But everyone plays a bit differently do what you want lol
@@kaitlynlorentzen4375 they scare me a lot lol I have to turn them off (I know I'm a baby)
Also don’t use a pick axe to mine a crafting table
huh, i didn't even know about those changes :o the combat changes that is.
Like this post so Mark (might) see
Some tips: You can breed animals so you don't have to worry about losing them. Just make sure you have 2 of them and then if you feed them they will make a baby. Baby animals grow in 10 minutes usually. Chickens will follow you if you have seed in your hand. Cows and sheep will follow wheat, pigs will follow carrots, potatoes and beetroot. You can tame dogs with bones. Tamed dogs will protect you and attack nearby skeletons. Lastly you can tame a horse just by right clicking on them with an empty hand. But first they will kick you off. You have to do this untill there are hearts coming out off the horse . Unfortunately you need a saddle to ride the horse and it won't follow you around.
Edit: Read the answers to this comment there are more tips.
You can make a shield to protect yourself. You need 1 iron ingot and 6 wood planks. And 1 block of water will hydrate 4 blocks. So you can actually make your farm like this;
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D W D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D D D D D D D D D
D:Dirt W:Water
And tame cats with fish so they scare off creepers :)
And he needs to make armor :)
Please edit to clarify that you need to right click with an open hand to tame the horse. No many new players don’t use an open hand and they give up trying to tame it.
Edit some of the other tips that ppl hv comment you and credit them, cuz mark may not read the comments of your comment.
Also, the last time he played, sheep didn't drop meat, now they do
"Can I block? I can block, right?"
I really felt that.
They sadley removed sword blocking but u can do it with the sheilds
The old way to say hi..
Mark: "Once I have a base with torches, I'll have the goods
Also Mark: *forgets to craft a bed*
Mark: *struggling to deal with a zombie spawner*
Everyone else: *(not so) struggling to beat Minecraft Dungeons*
sounds about right
It's honestly not that hard, almost finished beating adventure
Felix: makes a house around the tree of life
Sean: recreates and defends Ireland
Mark: this is my hole :D
Humble beginnings
Some say that simpler life is a better one
Man mark is the absolute best at hole. Sean and Felix have nothing compared to Mark and his legendary H O L E. Anyone who disagrees shall have to sacrifice themselves to the cult of H O L E. Yes?
Yes sir
All praise the hole... become one with it, for it leads us to the promised land, if we pray to it, it will make us stronger!!!
Mark: THIS GAME IS HARDER THAN I REMBER
Thats because you were drunk last time you played.
Hey, do you know what do we have to do in minecraft because its my first time ???
divyansh mathur Get items to build stuff, kill animals for food.
@@divyanshmathur9707 its almost impossible if its your first time. if it is, what have you been doing with your life
also break trees and build a house, and dig straight don to find diamonds
@@divyanshmathur9707 Minecraft
@@softxmonster9959 Thanks 😊😊
Mark when playing fnaf: barely flinches
Mark when playing minecraft: screams in terror
Mark: Spams attack
Everyone: you need to space out your attacks
YES.
***ANXIETY NOISES***
Actually I've only seen one comment about this :l. Apparently nobody is thinking to say this to him unfortunately
Mark: I’m being smart, starting now.
Also him: doesn’t make a bed. Doesn’t dig a hole during the night. Builds outside the home
Doesn't make any armour. Doesn't wait for his attack to be charged.
Tries to make stone armor
Still hasn't made iron armor.
I prefer to stay in the first cave I found and mine than going out as long I have wood supplies and cooked fishes for food :'D
Takes dieing how many times before making a bed... cant wait for him to meet phantoms!
8:07
Mark: I'm going to be okay
The axe: Nope
Hi🙈
@@Nellalaaaa Aww Hiii💜
Mark: complaining about his little bed hole is tiny
Also mark: *Refusing to make it bigger*
I love how this series is slowly mark descending into madness
Isn't every one of his series like that?
And this is only part 2,,,, 👀"
Reminds me of pewds
Slowly?
Laughs in unus annus