My ex is Mexican/Puerto Rican/ Irish, I was so shocked one day when his mom heard him say something mean to me and saw me walk away crying then she walked up to him big huge buff guy and slapped him upside the head then said "what do u do?" Followed by a couple more then her saying "I love this girl you will be nice to her." We Brooke up 15 years ago im still really close with his entire family.
That's great to know that all this time & there's still friendship with your ex's Familia!! My Mother may she R.I.P. always spoke highly of my brother's ex-wife all the way till her death 3 yrs ago.
took my mother to see the doctor, and doctor said"you are ok, just have more rest". After back home, my mother said"I told you.Seeing a doctor is a waste of money".
They will believe anything OTHER THAN modern medicine. Tiger Balm that stuff will help relieve the pain from the arrow in your stomach. Drinking hot water will protect you from COVID-19.... *SIGHS DEEPLY*
Read between the lines. The emphasis on money and success is an illustration of the immigrant struggle and immigrant parents do not want their children to struggle and face the hardships that they had to deal with, coming to a new country and a new culture. It doesn't matter where they come from, but all immigrant stories are a saga of struggle and sacrifice to provide a bright future for their children . YES. I am a first generation immigrant.
@@testing38919 Yes I am first gen immigrant. Irrespective of where one is, don't all parents want and strive for a secure future for themselves & their kids ?
The holy trinity of strict parents Italian, Latino, Asian. One beats you with the pin, one beats you with the chancla, and the last one beats you with expectations. They all beat your soul. Choose your fighter.
I did....the pain of the slap was nothing but the hand coming down has been with me forever and I have NEVER done what I did back then again. I'm like yes Ma'am when mom is not in the mood for my foolishness and I'm at the edge of leaving my 20s.
@@m90026 I'm black American but I wont talk back to my mother's unless I'm ready to fight her and her 4 sisters. Because they'll gang up on my ass jump me in the streets.
Jokes apart I salute all those parents who migrate to another countries and struggle financially emotionally physically just to provide good future and life to their kids ❤️❤️
OMG the allowances for latinos 😭😭😭 I remember asking my dad why we didn’t get allowances & he said we don’t get them because there’s no word for allowance in Spanish so it doesn’t exist for us lol
I remember discovering allowances and just being SO confused. Your parents just... gave you spending money? For no reason? Like... I had to save up birthday and Christmas money and make it last a whole year and y'alls parents were giving you a steady stream of money??
Being half Chinese and half Filipino, my Chinese relatives wants me to be a doctor while my Filipino side encouraged me to be a nurse😂😂😂 Me I really wanted to teach.
do you what you really love and are passionate about :) best of luck to you because you will be the one who has to go into that job on the daily so choose what you love :)
@@KristineB917 if it needed it would be easier to get those jobs .. no those are probably the most wealth people after businuss peopleand governers which are special jobs earned by luck
This was funny AF. I love hearing people from different places talk about their parents, seeing the similarities & the differences to my own upbringing.
Love and totally get all of these cultures!❤❤❤I’m a Caucasian immigrant from Western Europe but my parents insisted my four sisters and I play violin, cello and piano professionally-OR ELSE! Music lessons,weekly orchestra practice, music camps practicing for four hours a day, while insisting we all get straight A’s, winning competitions, conservatory schooling, etc. The constant pressure to succeed was overwhelming. -Thank you for your stories and bringing laughter to so many!😂
My abuelita backhanded me in a Walmart when I was 23. I don’t know why I thought that my being an adult, and the one that drove her to the damned store was enough to allow me to speak my mind.
My mother stopped hitting me pretty damn fast when I became taller than her (13? 15?) and started hitting back, returning to her exactly what she was dishing out. If you can't behave like a civilized adult despite being an adult, you're not going to get the respect civilized adults get. If you need therapy to stop behaving as emotionally incompetent as a child and you still refuse to do it, then other people are absolutely not obliged to deal with your temper tantrums.
Not an immigrant, but I related to these hardcore. My parents are black and let me tell you black parents be on the same waves as Asian and Latino! I love this!
My not at all scientific research has established that nearly everyone in the US who isn't of majority distant Anglo-Saxon descendant and solidly middle class pretty much is living the same childhood. No money allowances, everything is tupperware...except actual tubberware, being beaten in a store, the inability to talk back, parents refusing to go to a doctor, etc.
I once asked my African mom if she’d ever stop loving my siblings and I, and she straight up was like “yeah I’ve got a list” so yeah immigrants have conditions to their love
Lmao just get your PhD in philosophy. Hey as long as people address you as Doctor, that's all parents care. My dad knows that I'm majoring in science and that's all he cares, what am I studying to become in the future, he doesn't care as long as it's science. My older brother just got his degree in Public Administration, he doesn't care about it. It makes me sad sometimes but oh well.
@@axydently0 their dreams, not yours. Whatever you do, don't let your parents dictate your life, go to whatever college _you_ want and get outta that house. That's my plan anyway, my mom wants me to go study biology to have a job in shaping fake teeth, no idea why that's what she got obsessed with. Either way I'm not doing it.
My dad's Dominican, Caribbean farming family. He saw was there for his grandson's first steps. My sister in awe. I'm smiling. My dad says in Spanish "about damn time".
@@LittleVillage24 well, then, he's even more right. He has a sketch where he talks about the Philippines being the Mexico of Asia. We're right smack in the middle. We LOVE rice. We celebrate the girls turning fifteen. We look kinda similar. Vix Vapo rub/vaseline. Strict parents. ... And now the cheap reused "Tupper wear".
I grew up with french immigrant parents in Hong Kong, the worst thing that ever happened to me was being deprived of crepes and excluded from political conversations. Now I am weak.
Immigrant parents are practical, realistic and strict. They work hard cos they aren't rich so they had to show tough love to their kids. Heck, mine got only soft in their 60s. Despite that, we just know they did what they did for the family. That's all that counts.
Immigrant parents are tough. Although, my parents only smacked my butt - “that is why it is padded.” I had a 9 pm curfew at 18 and my sister had to date with a chaperone. The allowance bit was my childhood.
*Nah, some parents are just dicks, hitting and educate are 2 different things if you're a really bad kid then yeah you deserve it, but for most parents it was the way to handle something that they didn't know and that was raising child*
I felt this bone deep! I'm first generation Puerto Rican and German. I can so relate to the Hispanic and the European comedians. That shit went on in my household growing up and I got both sides of it. Being pushed to succeed is big when you grow up in an immigrant household. And respect is expected or your ass got kicked big time.
@DarthLesbian420 No. ALL of them, ESPECIALLY refugee immigrant parents that risk everything to give their child a future. If you think borders take away someone's humanity and need for safety and quality of life, that's a YOU issue, you heartless psychopath.
@@chris-rq7dw wow settle down. In cases like you're describing, they're offered asylum. Too many times that gets confused with economic migrant, which are usually the ones who enter illegally. The majority are not political asylees.
That's empirically false. Most illegal migrants are refugees that have not been given asylum but left violent, poor nations to make it here. Most nations don't give asylum to many people fleeing horrible situations. On the other hand, purely economic migrants have empirically almost always been legal.
@@katew.176 Seeking asylum is a long and complicated process, especially for people who don't have the legal or language skills to understand the immigration process. Asylum status is difficult to gain because of how strong and detailed your case needs to be in order to fit within one of the categories to be considered for asylum or refuge. Even when someone has gained asylum, it can take years for them to be granted citizenship. I worked at a non-profit organization dealing specific with providing legal assistance for asylum seekers, and saw firsthand how tedious the process can be. People wait months to even hear back if their case was taken on or not. Political asylum is not automatically granted to whoever needs or seeks it.
@@pranavanand4305 if they are economic migrants, why would they get legal status in another country when they're safe in their own? I'm not referring to those who get a visa for work or through a lottery system or even a student visa. I'm talking about immigrants who come illegally and how economic migrant is different from an asylum seeker on the grounds they left due to poverty, for example. Violence or fearing for your life I understand is asylum. And although it is a long and difficult road, that's not to say EM gain legal status more often if they came illegally. They have less chance actuall of legal status, because they don't meet the criteria. The original comment referred to legal vs illegal immigrants. So that's what I was responding to.
What always confused me about the Cool Whip container is that we had one in my house but we never had Cool Whip. I have no idea where that container came from.
the asian parents told their child to be a doctor "helping people is like a bottom list of the reasons" I CAN'T 😂 THIS IS SO ACCURATE *edit : wow....thanks for the likes 😂😂
Couldn't have said any better. Every fucking thing (furnitures) in my house just for the. We have to get good grades so that people won't talk shit. We have to behave certain way so that "neighbors" won't gossip. I'm so tired of it.
@@warmaudacity3678 its kinda sad cuz for me my parents would just be so stressed out for their reputation in the family. We're a full fledge Asian family with own own tradition in each side and it gets hectic cuz of how many things we gotta prepare every reunion and family tradition and how the house should look, how we present ourselves, how much we've accomplished. Sometimes we just gotta help them loosen up with the reputation and do things in our own family way. Our parents were grown up to be like that, to have this kind of living and it must be horrible for them, even if they don't show it.
@@lizrod7892 not really a certain age. But they'd nah at you when you're quite successful enough on your own. Usually around after 22 to 35. (Coming from my family experience) kids?? They usually don't give a shit after the first child.
My step dad is Desi Indian (I’m Afro latina) he told me after I failed two classes in middle school to just get married when I got older because I’ll never have a good transcript for college. But I knew he meant well, he was they type to show he loved you instead of saying it. He must love me because he cane to every concert, every art audition and the man taught me to walk. Immigrants are amazing people.
Definitely, my friends and I have families who have immigrated from the Caribbean, Asia, the Middle East and South America, our parents may have grown up speaking different languages or eating different foods, but they all learned to parent the basically same way.
@Sameer Vadlamani my guess is hes Serbian (from the name, I am too, that's a very typical Serbian name). And yes, there are tons of similarities between our families and all other immigrants. I think americans/canadians/western europeans can learn a lot from us when it comes to multigenerational family ties and closeness beyond the nuclear family. But we can learn a lot from them when it comes to being open minded about careers etc. Basically what happens when cultures mix is that hopefully everyone learns from each other and we all progress further.
"There's nothing that can convince these people to see a doctor." That hit me so hard. I haven't stepped in a doctor's surgery in 4 years and I am honestly unsure if I have a tumour despite being a minor.
Hello dear, I'm an ER doctor. I'm from Brazil (I work at two hospitals in Rio de Janeiro), therefore I won't be able to help you physically, but I will say this: please, go see a doctor. If it is, in fact, something serious, the sooner we can investigate it, the better. If it's not something serious, you'll: 1) at least have some peace of mind; 2) have a doctor who will be your reference for when you don't feel healthy.
I have Asian/desi mother and an Arab father both doctors, my brothers are doctors and I will be the first non doctor in my family in three generations. Yes apparently law is for the dumb children who were mediocre at bio and chem and sucked at math and physics. So law it was.
I'm white and I feel this on a personal level. My mom and grandma tolerated no disrespect. I wouldn't even cuss in front of my grandma as an adult. She was a fiesty old German lady, and she feared no man.
My grandma yelled at my dad in German, that's so the rest of the family had no idea what they were saying. My older brother learned German that way lol. Unfortunately, she passed before any of us kids grew up.
My grandma's Irish and usually very soft spoken and sweet. The ONE time any of her kids, grandkids, or great-grandkids (there's a lot of us) ever cursed at her was my uncle, who is her only son, her cherished child, her uncontested favorite child. The entire family stepped back, no one was gonna get in her way to slap him into next week
I live in a building with a lot of elderly Chinese. It's that exercise and the military like marching. I was hoping for some tai chi when I moved in but noooo
Thats so true! I remember when i was like 10 years old when we go to a temple, my dad would tell me to "pray that you will study well and become big doctors" SO ACCURATE
My Italian dad was forced to become a doctor; he hated it. I now have much more education in health natural health care and I pity my dad who would have loved being a gardenener.
Why a gardener tho it's a struggle my father is one and he would prefer and other job than that and he got arthritis from that job he even bend one of his finger properly
LISTEN TO HIM. Being with guys who don't know how to cook, or actusl life in practical ways is like.... nah. Just nah. Girls might think the guy's cute when they're younger, and priorities are generally retarded, but by age 30 etc, the more actual life things guys can't do well, the more infuriating it can be lol. And it tends to be those things which make or break a union. If a guy can cook, it is honestly such a massive win.
Dude when he said they'd check if the coast is clear before slapping you up....I FELT THAT. But my parents wouldn't even look around. It was so habitual that they'd just slap me up anywhere. I make fun of it till this day, but those are some dark memories I got to live with.
we first seek some quack doctor, miracle healer or magical body oil rub for few months then when things go south, we ask our nurse/medical field grad cousins/aunt/uncle/niece/nephews even neighbors.
These touches my soul, I can relate to a lot of these. Now being a parent, I am trying not to be that bad. Also my husband is slowly understand Asian families lol
“Empty Cool Whip containers, Country Crock...” lmmfao 😂 My mom used to hoard that shit too! Including the big ice cream tubs he mentioned. She still does sometimes so she has a few even though she slowed down immensely. That is too damn funny though 😆 #relatable #pinoypride 🇵🇭
Hahahahaha!!!!! My family is European and they still do that, too! No real containers, just recycled food ones. I guess they learned recycling and reusing long before it became popular!!!
Cool whip & the margine containers were definitely highly used in our home too!! When as a teenager I finally started working I was always invited to the ever popular Tupperware parties as a single gal I found myself buying Tupperware for my Mom & still complained to me about wasting my $$$$ on that expensive plastic!! Seriously,she got for free from me. Lol
This was hilarious AF just needed an African comic in there. I remember growing up going to my best friends house whose fam was from Ghana 🇬🇭 . I used to love walking into his house and smell that amazing jollof rice cooking. His Mom and Grandma reminded me of mine even though they were from different parts of the world and spoke different languages. Ain’t nothing like those immigrant values, it’s worth more than Gold. To all My Africans much love from 🇲🇽 🇸🇻
Ukrainian parents want different things depending on gender. Daughters should be SAHM'S, nurses or teachers and Sons should be lawyers, chefs, or work in finance. Sport is also okay, but it needs to be tennis. Or you can be a black sheep like me and become a psychologist, then make it worse by working in research 😋
The best part is there’s so many things that is just parent things from certain ages. Jo Koy definitely made me remember spaghetti in a country crock container lol
Ever wonder how we walk 7 days and 7 nights thru a desert dodging the drug cartels and border patrol, start working the very same we make to this side of the border - in 1 to 2 years later own either a house cleaning, lawn mowing or remodeling business speaking little to no English while supporting the whole family we left behind - that ladies and gentlemen it IS the primary results of good old Latino parenting! 😂
I have a lot of Latino neighbors at my apt building; one guy works 3 jobs to support his family. I have the utmost respect for everything you guys have done for this country. Unless you're 100% Native you're an immigrant & you must respect the hard work and contribution to all American culture. You can't love taco bowls and hate Mexicans, like our prez does.
The Irish Catholic houses being like “We eating? We pray!”, “You have a test? We pray!”, “You wanna get a doll? Pray and God will get you that stuff!” B-But, first, we pray in English and then, Gaelic. Then English again.
@@yeetngreet148 actually we call our language Irish, not gaelic. The word Gaelic is derived from the Irish word Gaeilge, which translated means Irish. Anyone who claims to be Irish and says they speak gaelic might be descended from Irish people, but no actual Irish person would say that. Also, most of us don't speak Irish, English is our first language.
I never understood why people said "I'm half muslim" as if it was some kind of a race. Was it a race? Coz Indonesia is the largest muslim population but they are sure not from Saudi Arabia. So???
One of the parents is probably muslim and the other is of different religion. I know someone who has a muslim mum and a christian dad, and she calls herself half muslim. I know it's weird because it's not a nationality but a religion, but who am I to correct her? 😁
3:40 In my high school computer course, before we took our final exam, our teacher calculated the highest grade we could get on the final that would result in a failing grade for the course. Me and this other guy who actually did our work were both making 100 in the class so we would have to score negative points to actually fail (we could skip the final altogether and still pass) but just for fun we decided to try and come up with fictional ways we could make a negative grade. All I remember that we came up with was spell your name wrong and turn it in on a piece of cheese 🤣
"life is not a competition"
Asian parents: "no, it is"
Adiva Khafifati lol true
will 2020 change this??? ... -hope it does- !!!!
Whoever said that's a moron. Life is competition. That's how evolution works.
It's a competition in the Middle East, too.
Yes, in a way. Compete from your past self. Top off what you already have. Keep going forward and soar.
When Hassan said "Immigrant parents slap your face, it bruises your soul"
I felt that
Haha yesss!
The affirmation
Belt
"mom, dad, I'm dyslexic"
"shut up, boys are not meant to be with boys"
Then you had to go to scholl after crying
"I think she just assumed the stupidity run into my family." I don't think it's something I should laugh at, but I snorted 😂
My ex is Mexican/Puerto Rican/ Irish, I was so shocked one day when his mom heard him say something mean to me and saw me walk away crying then she walked up to him big huge buff guy and slapped him upside the head then said "what do u do?" Followed by a couple more then her saying "I love this girl you will be nice to her." We Brooke up 15 years ago im still really close with his entire family.
This is honestly so heart-warming.
There’s no love like a Latino’s love.
No exaggeration. None better.
Mum is sacred in Latin countries
Mexican/PuertoRican/Irish. 😂😂😂
That's great to know that all this time & there's still friendship with your ex's Familia!! My Mother may she R.I.P. always spoke highly of my brother's ex-wife all the way till her death 3 yrs ago.
"It's also weird because asian parents are the last group of people you can make see a doctor" omg yeah 😭
My parents have 4 kids, all healthcare professionals. And yet it is almost impossible to take them to see the GP.
took my mother to see the doctor, and doctor said"you are ok, just have more rest". After back home, my mother said"I told you.Seeing a doctor is a waste of money".
They will believe anything OTHER THAN modern medicine. Tiger Balm that stuff will help relieve the pain from the arrow in your stomach. Drinking hot water will protect you from COVID-19.... *SIGHS DEEPLY*
VIX fixes everything - every Filipino
Be cured by chinese herbs
Read between the lines.
The emphasis on money and success is an illustration of the immigrant struggle and immigrant parents do not want their children to struggle and face the hardships that they had to deal with, coming to a new country and a new culture.
It doesn't matter where they come from, but all immigrant stories are a saga of struggle and sacrifice to provide a bright future for their children .
YES. I am a first generation immigrant.
I agree and I‘m also a 1st gen immigrant
Well said !!
You really do sounds like a first generation immigration “I DID THIS FOR YOU MY CHILD”
@@testing38919
Yes I am first gen immigrant.
Irrespective of where one is, don't all parents want and strive for a secure future for themselves & their kids ?
@@testing38919
And I SOUND like a first gen
Not
Sounds.
I am from India and I speak better English than most people from English speaking countrirs
When they switch accents to imitate their parents it's hilarious.
I do the same 😂😂
The holy trinity of strict parents
Italian, Latino, Asian.
One beats you with the pin, one beats you with the chancla, and the last one beats you with expectations.
They all beat your soul.
Choose your fighter.
if that's the case Caribbean parents are similar to Latino parents then lmao 🇹🇹
Russian here. We get our ass beat. (By our Mom's.)
Don't forget African 😅
Good one!
@candy oh I forgot about the spatula
"I allow you to live here for free, stupid." - Said Every Mom EVER
This is like their therapy 😂 let it out ..
If you are a child of immigrant parents, it's your therapy period. Flashbacks,lol.
Girlforaction frrrrrr
That's exactly why I want to get into comedy, just as a side gig!
They dont even know what therapy is
"life is not a competition"
Asian parents: "no, it is"
*I was told study hard and become a doctor, I'm a patient now*
😂😂
😆😆😆😆
Close enough 😂
Congratulations! You get to work with doctors!
🤣🤣🤣
1:53 omg so true. my mom could literally be dying but she would just make ginger tea and say she’s fine
“Brown love is very conditional” I’m cackling because it’s true 🥲
😔
🤣🤣🤣 it's hurt till we numb
My family isn't of coloured but it is conditional as well
Trust me, white families it is conditional as well.
"Immigrant parents slap your face bruise your soul" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😫 So true.🤷🏾♀️😅 Talk back get slapped; you could be 40.......u still wouldn't talk back.
Yep.
This is the truth!!
I did....the pain of the slap was nothing but the hand coming down has been with me forever and I have NEVER done what I did back then again. I'm like yes Ma'am when mom is not in the mood for my foolishness and I'm at the edge of leaving my 20s.
@@m90026 I'm black American but I wont talk back to my mother's unless I'm ready to fight her and her 4 sisters. Because they'll gang up on my ass jump me in the streets.
so true like that shit is buried under yout heart forever man💔
Jokes apart I salute all those parents who migrate to another countries and struggle financially emotionally physically just to provide good future and life to their kids ❤️❤️
Yes. I am grateful for my immigrant grandparents. I benefitted from their decision!
That’s what I’m doing now for my children… 🇧🇷➡️🇦🇺
OMG the allowances for latinos 😭😭😭 I remember asking my dad why we didn’t get allowances & he said we don’t get them because there’s no word for allowance in Spanish so it doesn’t exist for us lol
@Iron Trolls *Baon?*
*What the hell is that?*
*We just to ask for "Propinas", that exactly means "Tips"*
@Iron Trolls As a Mexican I have never heard/seen the word "baon" until today.
Where I live we say "limosna" for allowance in Spanish.
I remember discovering allowances and just being SO confused. Your parents just... gave you spending money? For no reason? Like... I had to save up birthday and Christmas money and make it last a whole year and y'alls parents were giving you a steady stream of money??
Mesada
Being half Chinese and half Filipino, my Chinese relatives wants me to be a doctor while my Filipino side encouraged me to be a nurse😂😂😂 Me I really wanted to teach.
Mr P coz more nurses are needed abroad than Doctors, I guess. also immigrant Doctors are prone to racism that’s why.
do you what you really love and are passionate about :) best of luck to you because you will be the one who has to go into that job on the daily so choose what you love :)
Hahaha thisss
@@KristineB917
if it needed it would be easier to get those jobs .. no those are probably the most wealth people after businuss peopleand governers which are special jobs earned by luck
🤔🤔🤔Teach medicine
This was funny AF. I love hearing people from different places talk about their parents, seeing the similarities & the differences to my own upbringing.
In an Asian household you can only be a doctor, lawyer, engineer or disgrace
And if you become a disgrace the entire family starts talking shit about you behind your back lol
omg so true. it felt like a blessing in disguise when my high school results didn't allow me to take engineering courses.
@@hibsterz7194 AND to your face.
@@emmakj5943 oof exactly
The exemption is being a teacher, then again, you'll still get don't behind their back.
The pain in Jo Koy's eyes when he says the his mother uses Louis Vuitton purses as lunch boxes 😂
Right?!
Love and totally get all of these cultures!❤❤❤I’m a Caucasian immigrant from Western Europe but my parents insisted my four sisters and I play violin, cello and piano professionally-OR ELSE!
Music lessons,weekly orchestra practice, music camps practicing for four hours a day, while insisting we all get straight A’s, winning competitions, conservatory schooling, etc. The constant pressure to succeed was overwhelming. -Thank you for your stories and bringing laughter to so many!😂
My abuelita backhanded me in a Walmart when I was 23. I don’t know why I thought that my being an adult, and the one that drove her to the damned store was enough to allow me to speak my mind.
@Henri FFS, it was a funny story and probably meant to be. Not everything has to be about your feelings. Smdh...
Respect your elders or expect a putaso
*Fuck, you can be the fucking president and your mom or grandma will bitchslapped you if you respond to them*
@Henri Crawl back to your safe space with your "I feel" whiny ass
My mother stopped hitting me pretty damn fast when I became taller than her (13? 15?) and started hitting back, returning to her exactly what she was dishing out. If you can't behave like a civilized adult despite being an adult, you're not going to get the respect civilized adults get. If you need therapy to stop behaving as emotionally incompetent as a child and you still refuse to do it, then other people are absolutely not obliged to deal with your temper tantrums.
Not an immigrant, but I related to these hardcore. My parents are black and let me tell you black parents be on the same waves as Asian and Latino! I love this!
I know! Did 90s music on the weekend mean cleaning for you too?
Especially if your family is black and Latino.
@@hanniemilktea yeah, but it started out with gospel music and then transitioned into 90s
@@hanniemilktea Woke up to music every Saturday to clean. I'm Nigerian 😂
My not at all scientific research has established that nearly everyone in the US who isn't of majority distant Anglo-Saxon descendant and solidly middle class pretty much is living the same childhood.
No money allowances, everything is tupperware...except actual tubberware, being beaten in a store, the inability to talk back, parents refusing to go to a doctor, etc.
I once asked my African mom if she’d ever stop loving my siblings and I, and she straight up was like “yeah I’ve got a list” so yeah immigrants have conditions to their love
😅😅😅got a list. Now THAT's funny.
Told my parents I couldn’t be a medical doctor, they said it’s ok be a PHD doctor. The atrocity I tell you.
Lmao just get your PhD in philosophy. Hey as long as people address you as Doctor, that's all parents care. My dad knows that I'm majoring in science and that's all he cares, what am I studying to become in the future, he doesn't care as long as it's science. My older brother just got his degree in Public Administration, he doesn't care about it. It makes me sad sometimes but oh well.
Audacity
@@xxIluvyouguysxx No actually it is atrocity.
@@axydently0 their dreams, not yours. Whatever you do, don't let your parents dictate your life, go to whatever college _you_ want and get outta that house. That's my plan anyway, my mom wants me to go study biology to have a job in shaping fake teeth, no idea why that's what she got obsessed with. Either way I'm not doing it.
This was exactly what happened to me lmao
“He checked if the coast was clear” lmaoo every time
My mom didn’t care cuz she took off her belt in the middle of church and went to town fam
7:15
“All this good job good job good job. How about at the end of the day, it’s just ONE good job?” 😂
“My moms tupperware.....an empty cool whip container.....country crock”
I felt that shit deep down
1000% correct in my Caribbean family
Sooooo true! Probably the reason why I still use empty containers for leftovers.
oof or pork fat
😅😅😅😅😅😅👏😅😅😅😅 yep got a whole 15 piece set of each 😅😅😅😅😅👏👏😅
Same here in my E European family! lol
“I hated you when they were making you. SWALLOW HIM!” 😂😂😂
Savage 😂
"I allow you to live here for free " is sooooo my parents..
THIS!!! 😂😂😂
For real!
Ded azz both my parents
My dad's Dominican, Caribbean farming family. He saw was there for his grandson's first steps. My sister in awe. I'm smiling. My dad says in Spanish "about damn time".
I felt all of this. 😂😂😂. The times I tried to be an American kid to my Portuguese parents were the times I felt all the pain.
Allowances. Bwahahahaha.
Yep, us Filipinos never have actual tupper wear containers. It's the ice cream containers in this household.
That's every Mexican family too.
@@LittleVillage24 well, then, he's even more right. He has a sketch where he talks about the Philippines being the Mexico of Asia. We're right smack in the middle. We LOVE rice. We celebrate the girls turning fifteen. We look kinda similar. Vix Vapo rub/vaseline. Strict parents. ... And now the cheap reused "Tupper wear".
@@myjudgementalself5084 I'm Hungarian and my mom gives me leftovers in sandwich meat containers. Shit is real across the board.
@@thomaspapp104 well, when you're poor...
Plastic chinese food container gang wassup?!
I grew up with french immigrant parents in Hong Kong, the worst thing that ever happened to me was being deprived of crepes and excluded from political conversations. Now I am weak.
Loved this comment
Well, there's always the American election to "converse" about.
Eter Puralis right especially if we all have a dialogue and not a monologue lol and respect each other’s opinions ❤️
@@EterPuralis Shits about to get real.
French dinner tables are quaking
I felt the “I allow you to live here for free” in my soul
So my parents 😂
Immigrant parents are practical, realistic and strict. They work hard cos they aren't rich so they had to show tough love to their kids. Heck, mine got only soft in their 60s. Despite that, we just know they did what they did for the family. That's all that counts.
yeah all immigrant parents are the same 🙄🙄🙄🙄 hey let me read you your horoscope and tell you how special you are i bet you'll eat that shit up.
You've clearly experienced nice immigrant parents.(-___-') If you had mines you'd never be able to say this. (ToT)
Immigrant parents are tough. Although, my parents only smacked my butt - “that is why it is padded.” I had a 9 pm curfew at 18 and my sister had to date with a chaperone. The allowance bit was my childhood.
@PurpleSugar56, you got it right on.
*Nah, some parents are just dicks, hitting and educate are 2 different things if you're a really bad kid then yeah you deserve it, but for most parents it was the way to handle something that they didn't know and that was raising child*
"In gay currency, in muslim currency, a baby is like bitcoin" HAHAHAHA
that is the definition of it's funny cus it's true
@Gabriella-Alexis Newman sabrina jalees
I felt this bone deep! I'm first generation Puerto Rican and German. I can so relate to the Hispanic and the European comedians. That shit went on in my household growing up and I got both sides of it. Being pushed to succeed is big when you grow up in an immigrant household. And respect is expected or your ass got kicked big time.
All that's missing is a Carribean comic because being a Doctor/Lawyer/Nurse ...especially a Nurse Lol...is the priority. Lol
Oh damn, is that why in America there are so many nurses from the Caribbean?
Maxwell yes lol 😂 majority of Haitian women after school they just go to nursing school or med school
Medjina joanis I feel you 😂. Haitians don’t play.
I’m 25, in uni, my mom is still like “it’s useless! Become a nurse!” 🤦🏽♀️
xx 4almyr don’t listen to them girl go do what makes you happy
10:15
I want an allowance.
“I allow you the lights, I allow you the food” 🤣
Chinese parents: you should be a doctor
Filipino parents: you should be a nurse
Asians just love the world of medicine
But hate going to the doctors.
@@rhymedelacruz5766 North African parents are the same lawyer doctor engineer anything else failure
@@duaamuhammad3193 I was going to write that about West African parents
@@01leahjoan my mom said nurse practitioners are off brand doctors
Yes, and do it for the same reason and its not initially to help other people. For my grandparents, its free healthcare
So much love to everyone out there with immigrant parents no matter the country !
@DarthLesbian420 No. ALL of them, ESPECIALLY refugee immigrant parents that risk everything to give their child a future. If you think borders take away someone's humanity and need for safety and quality of life, that's a YOU issue, you heartless psychopath.
@@chris-rq7dw wow settle down. In cases like you're describing, they're offered asylum. Too many times that gets confused with economic migrant, which are usually the ones who enter illegally. The majority are not political asylees.
That's empirically false. Most illegal migrants are refugees that have not been given asylum but left violent, poor nations to make it here. Most nations don't give asylum to many people fleeing horrible situations. On the other hand, purely economic migrants have empirically almost always been legal.
@@katew.176 Seeking asylum is a long and complicated process, especially for people who don't have the legal or language skills to understand the immigration process. Asylum status is difficult to gain because of how strong and detailed your case needs to be in order to fit within one of the categories to be considered for asylum or refuge. Even when someone has gained asylum, it can take years for them to be granted citizenship. I worked at a non-profit organization dealing specific with providing legal assistance for asylum seekers, and saw firsthand how tedious the process can be. People wait months to even hear back if their case was taken on or not. Political asylum is not automatically granted to whoever needs or seeks it.
@@pranavanand4305 if they are economic migrants, why would they get legal status in another country when they're safe in their own? I'm not referring to those who get a visa for work or through a lottery system or even a student visa. I'm talking about immigrants who come illegally and how economic migrant is different from an asylum seeker on the grounds they left due to poverty, for example. Violence or fearing for your life I understand is asylum. And although it is a long and difficult road, that's not to say EM gain legal status more often if they came illegally. They have less chance actuall of legal status, because they don't meet the criteria. The original comment referred to legal vs illegal immigrants. So that's what I was responding to.
"brown love is conditional"
absolute gold
That’s why it’s great to go to a school where everyone is as poor as you: everyone has a cool whip container!
😂😂
I'm just over here being impressed by the name brand. No off-brand whipped topping or margarine container for him.
Lol
What always confused me about the Cool Whip container is that we had one in my house but we never had Cool Whip. I have no idea where that container came from.
@@carolinamurtha3102 It was probably a container used for leftovers at a party 😂. That’s where we always got them from
the asian parents told their child to be a doctor "helping people is like a bottom list of the reasons"
I CAN'T 😂 THIS IS SO ACCURATE
*edit : wow....thanks for the likes 😂😂
I'M HOWLING ON THIS! So freaking true.
Kenyan parents are just like this, haha
Nigerian parents are either doctors or engineers 😂😂😂
so so true man ...
Lmao 😂😂😂❤
I love Jo Koy, his routines are always hilarious
My first time hearing him omg he's amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Jo Koy, Ronny Chieng and Ali Wong are truly gifted. But just about all of these bits were very good...
His "crying" voice is so fucking funny! 😂
“Ima go bike riding witb the tamales, ill be right back” I GUFFAWED 😂
I loved that line 🤣☠️♥️
Asian parents suffer from odd social anxiety to the point where EVERYthing is done just for show.
thats so true and sad
Couldn't have said any better. Every fucking thing (furnitures) in my house just for the. We have to get good grades so that people won't talk shit. We have to behave certain way so that "neighbors" won't gossip. I'm so tired of it.
Don’t forget asian women also have to marry at a certain age or have kids 🙄 and show that off too 😂
@@warmaudacity3678 its kinda sad cuz for me my parents would just be so stressed out for their reputation in the family. We're a full fledge Asian family with own own tradition in each side and it gets hectic cuz of how many things we gotta prepare every reunion and family tradition and how the house should look, how we present ourselves, how much we've accomplished.
Sometimes we just gotta help them loosen up with the reputation and do things in our own family way.
Our parents were grown up to be like that, to have this kind of living and it must be horrible for them, even if they don't show it.
@@lizrod7892 not really a certain age. But they'd nah at you when you're quite successful enough on your own. Usually around after 22 to 35. (Coming from my family experience) kids?? They usually don't give a shit after the first child.
“I will kick myself back out of this family”
Who else is disappointed about Netflix cancelling "Patriot Act" ?
WHAT!!! why did they???!
What?
I’m so disappointed
Wait, they canceled it?!
Kim All Naturelle Yep. He made a post about it
My step dad is Desi Indian (I’m Afro latina) he told me after I failed two classes in middle school to just get married when I got older because I’ll never have a good transcript for college. But I knew he meant well, he was they type to show he loved you instead of saying it. He must love me because he cane to every concert, every art audition and the man taught me to walk.
Immigrants are amazing people.
This teared me up.
I love this so much.
Amazing dad
They are your parents.
@4:35 I remember the time before dyslexia existed. My teachers thought I was damaged as well.
apparently immigrant parents have same ways of dealing with issues no matter where they are from.
Definitely, my friends and I have families who have immigrated from the Caribbean, Asia, the Middle East and South America, our parents may have grown up speaking different languages or eating different foods, but they all learned to parent the basically same way.
Strong family,tough upbringing respect the elders pretty much across the board.
@@milosmarinkovic797 Exactly. I'm Nigerian
@Sameer Vadlamani my guess is hes Serbian (from the name, I am too, that's a very typical Serbian name). And yes, there are tons of similarities between our families and all other immigrants. I think americans/canadians/western europeans can learn a lot from us when it comes to multigenerational family ties and closeness beyond the nuclear family. But we can learn a lot from them when it comes to being open minded about careers etc. Basically what happens when cultures mix is that hopefully everyone learns from each other and we all progress further.
So it seems.
"There's nothing that can convince these people to see a doctor." That hit me so hard. I haven't stepped in a doctor's surgery in 4 years and I am honestly unsure if I have a tumour despite being a minor.
Please go to the doctor
Go to the Doctor.
If you think you might have a tumor GO! Even if you are wrong you can't take the chance
Bro pls go to see the doc. We care about you.
Hello dear, I'm an ER doctor. I'm from Brazil (I work at two hospitals in Rio de Janeiro), therefore I won't be able to help you physically, but I will say this: please, go see a doctor. If it is, in fact, something serious, the sooner we can investigate it, the better. If it's not something serious, you'll: 1) at least have some peace of mind; 2) have a doctor who will be your reference for when you don't feel healthy.
Hahahah... That "Swallow him!!"
Grandma No! 😂😂😂😂
"Babies are bitcoin..." Yeah, THAT one is universal.
I have Asian/desi mother and an Arab father both doctors, my brothers are doctors and I will be the first non doctor in my family in three generations. Yes apparently law is for the dumb children who were mediocre at bio and chem and sucked at math and physics. So law it was.
Be the lawyer that will represent their best interest. Kudos
lol... All the best!
OMG I understand your struggle.. just got rejected from two of the best engineering universities .. my family is breathing down at my throat now ://
I'm prefer law too;)
But lawyers can help them with legal stuff. 🤔🤔
Asian Parents:
- Doctors
- Medical Professionals
- Lawyers
- Engineers
- Teachers
- Technologists
- Entrepreneurs
You forgot scientist
I'm white and I feel this on a personal level. My mom and grandma tolerated no disrespect. I wouldn't even cuss in front of my grandma as an adult. She was a fiesty old German lady, and she feared no man.
Foreign grandmothers are a whole other level.
Uff I get the German grandma part - I’d never cuss in front of my grandma for fear of the look of disappointment 0.0
My grandma yelled at my dad in German, that's so the rest of the family had no idea what they were saying. My older brother learned German that way lol. Unfortunately, she passed before any of us kids grew up.
My grandma's Irish and usually very soft spoken and sweet. The ONE time any of her kids, grandkids, or great-grandkids (there's a lot of us) ever cursed at her was my uncle, who is her only son, her cherished child, her uncontested favorite child. The entire family stepped back, no one was gonna get in her way to slap him into next week
German is a different kinda white lol
Omggg jo koy had me dying about the Tupperware ice cream containers and country crock
Jo Koy made me remember the struggle of getting bullied at school because of taking my lunch to class in a dish soap Tupperware.
Man kids are savages, they will find ANY REASON to make you feel like a loser outsider lol… I hated highschool lol
@@thetayterminator1436 word. Plus, most of those kids had to but stuff to eat at school because non of their parents would prepare lunch for them
@@thetayterminator1436 so it was like stupid bullying me for having caring parents
@@skylaratthedisco9120 when I said any reason I meant Literally ANY REASON!! LOL kids are MONSTERS!!
a soap bottle???? cool whip, country crock, hillshire farms etc make sense bjt what do you eat from a soap bottle? soup?
Ali Wong, LOL the old woman exercising in the park ! I see this ALL the time hahaha. These comedians are all hilarious, thank you I needed that !
I live in a building with a lot of elderly Chinese. It's that exercise and the military like marching. I was hoping for some tai chi when I moved in but noooo
Thats so true! I remember when i was like 10 years old when we go to a temple, my dad would tell me to "pray that you will study well and become big doctors"
SO ACCURATE
My Italian dad was forced to become a doctor; he hated it. I now have much more education in health natural health care and I pity my dad who would have loved being a gardenener.
My mom Came to Canada when she was 8 she grew up with immigrants parents. I look at this way the parents want him to do better than them
I mean... there is nothing stopping him still 🤷🏻♀️
Personally, I enjoy learning of everything and anything.
@@gaaraofthefunk7163 you mean my doctor dad? He has been dead since the 1990s. He died like my mom from a genetic disorder.
@@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively Well, that was still a choice is my point. Sorry about his passing, especially if he never got that part of living.
Why a gardener tho it's a struggle my father is one and he would prefer and other job than that and he got arthritis from that job he even bend one of his finger properly
“Hates feelings, loves speedos. That’s my dad.” That could sum up pretty much any immigrant father.
"I have so much love for this dog. I don't feel this way for anybody else." I died
Da Comrade. 😅
@@kidzfromthebloc “so much unconditional love” …
Like for me 😄🥺?
Nope 😂.
What's her name?
😅 that was my Haitian dad as well
We use the glass containers of Mole as actual glasses in our home once cleaned. lol 😂
My dad has PhD in electrical engineering
My older brother has PhD, same major
I have Master......and my dad keeps telling me to learn cooking
Being able to cook gets the girls (or boys) lol. Or you can just do it for yourself, if you ever crave food lmao
@@jasminesmith1038 True.
LISTEN TO HIM.
Being with guys who don't know how to cook, or actusl life in practical ways is like.... nah. Just nah. Girls might think the guy's cute when they're younger, and priorities are generally retarded, but by age 30 etc, the more actual life things guys can't do well, the more infuriating it can be lol. And it tends to be those things which make or break a union.
If a guy can cook, it is honestly such a massive win.
I admire your family though for their drive
I'm sure your father means well. My father carried on the ancient Japanese tradition of men not even being able to cook an egg properly.
The Tupperware story hit me hard😂 now I’m the one collecting sour cream containers hahah
*stands defensively in front of cabinet doors*
My mom as well 😭🤣 and now I'm a mom and I started to do the same... at least I collect the ones without the brand names
"I could hear the 'aHhhhhhhH' SALLOW IT!" 🤣💀 I'M DEAD!
Dude when he said they'd check if the coast is clear before slapping you up....I FELT THAT.
But my parents wouldn't even look around. It was so habitual that they'd just slap me up anywhere. I make fun of it till this day, but those are some dark memories I got to live with.
I love how the fact that when they imitate they’re family they imitate they’re accents!!😂
As an Asian who is studying to be a doctor I have never laughed so hard 😂😂
Huh. Immigrants parents and black American parents are very similar. VERY.
Non-white parents are the same hahaha
ONE IN THE SAME
rohan naval lmao too real! In today’s political climate you’re walking a thin wire lol
So true!!!
*Well technically those parents probably have immigrant parents*
Eats sausage three meals a day and loves Speedos😂😂😂😂
Thank you, I am an American African mother of four adult sons and one daughter. I appreciate and approve these messages😎💯
Truth: Asian parents are the last group of people to see a doctor.
Relate to this. 🤣🤣🤣
True, especially of some West Asian, e.g., Arab, parents. :)
we first seek some quack doctor, miracle healer or magical body oil rub for few months then when things go south, we ask our nurse/medical field grad cousins/aunt/uncle/niece/nephews even neighbors.
@@heal423 lol buts it's true my mom broke her leg refused to see dr and than Sunday at 4 am I think I need to go to the hospital
Excrept if the doctor is a relative😂😂
“The money and the prestige” that’s FACTS
These touches my soul, I can relate to a lot of these. Now being a parent, I am trying not to be that bad. Also my husband is slowly understand Asian families lol
“Empty Cool Whip containers, Country Crock...” lmmfao 😂
My mom used to hoard that shit too! Including the big ice cream tubs he mentioned. She still does sometimes so she has a few even though she slowed down immensely.
That is too damn funny though 😆
#relatable #pinoypride 🇵🇭
Hahahahaha!!!!! My family is European and they still do that, too! No real containers, just recycled food ones. I guess they learned recycling and reusing long before it became popular!!!
Coming from a Mexican family, we still do that till this day. Best recyclers ever. Had to find out the hard way between yogurt and chicken broth😂
Cool whip & the margine containers were definitely highly used in our home too!! When as a teenager I finally started working I was always invited to the ever popular Tupperware parties as a single gal I found myself buying Tupperware for my Mom & still complained to me about wasting my $$$$ on that expensive plastic!! Seriously,she got for free from me. Lol
My stepmother still does this. I thought this was a Southern US thing.
Savage grandma 😂 😂
"I hated you when they were making you"
I feel that empty cool whip container as a Tupperware
when you realize comedy is the only representation in media you have LMAO
Eastern Europe?
who gives a fuck
Right???!!
That’s all we need 💯
That allowance bit hits hard.. lol
Man, this is the best. You guys are so right. I'm a foreigner too and my kids tell me the same thing.
"I'm gonna go bike riding with the tamales" 😂 I kept replaying that shit over and over that's funny as hell 💀🤣
This was hilarious AF just needed an African comic in there. I remember growing up going to my best friends house whose fam was from Ghana 🇬🇭 . I used to love walking into his house and smell that amazing jollof rice cooking. His Mom and Grandma reminded me of mine even though they were from different parts of the world and spoke different languages. Ain’t nothing like those immigrant values, it’s worth more than Gold. To all My Africans much love from 🇲🇽 🇸🇻
facebook.com/watch/?v=584077508779033
Check out Yvonne Orji, she did a special where she talks about her nigerian family 🙏🏾
heykay15 that guy who was on the Trevor Noah show is hilarious lol
Excess Sleeper and I’ve seen her recent stand up Momma I made it
It was really good 💯
@@jsopesos I think his name is David oyelowo, he's not even a comedian. He's like a fancy theater actor.
OMG the last one!! I can't with that.... 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Dayuuum! Jo Koy's Tupperware joke still gives me the laughs 😂😂😂😂😂
Ukrainian parents want different things depending on gender. Daughters should be SAHM'S, nurses or teachers and Sons should be lawyers, chefs, or work in finance. Sport is also okay, but it needs to be tennis.
Or you can be a black sheep like me and become a psychologist, then make it worse by working in research 😋
Lol lots of successful tennis players from Ukraine
Depending on gender? That's so bad 😭
The best part is there’s so many things that is just parent things from certain ages. Jo Koy definitely made me remember spaghetti in a country crock container lol
Ever wonder how we walk 7 days and 7 nights thru a desert dodging the drug cartels and border patrol, start working the very same we make to this side of the border - in 1 to 2 years later own either a house cleaning, lawn mowing or remodeling business speaking little to no English while supporting the whole family we left behind - that ladies and gentlemen it IS the primary results of good old Latino parenting! 😂
I have a lot of Latino neighbors at my apt building; one guy works 3 jobs to support his family. I have the utmost respect for everything you guys have done for this country. Unless you're 100% Native you're an immigrant & you must respect the hard work and contribution to all American culture. You can't love taco bowls and hate Mexicans, like our prez does.
The Irish Catholic houses being like “We eating? We pray!”, “You have a test? We pray!”, “You wanna get a doll? Pray and God will get you that stuff!”
B-But, first, we pray in English and then, Gaelic. Then English again.
Irish* You must be Irish American lol
@@suqmaddiqq Gaelic is the Irish language…
🤣🤣🤣
@@yeetngreet148 actually we call our language Irish, not gaelic. The word Gaelic is derived from the Irish word Gaeilge, which translated means Irish. Anyone who claims to be Irish and says they speak gaelic might be descended from Irish people, but no actual Irish person would say that. Also, most of us don't speak Irish, English is our first language.
That's like every Muslim family ever too. Pray for everything!!
He was exceptionally right about helping people being at the bottom of the asian parent list, who encourage child to be a doctor.
Best Hassan quote “brown love is very conditional”
I never understood why people said "I'm half muslim" as if it was some kind of a race. Was it a race? Coz Indonesia is the largest muslim population but they are sure not from Saudi Arabia. So???
I repeated what she said because i thought i misheard her. I was like half Muslim?🤦♀️😅
I also needed a double take lol what is that, do they pray half the time in a day
One of the parents is probably muslim and the other is of different religion. I know someone who has a muslim mum and a christian dad, and she calls herself half muslim. I know it's weird because it's not a nationality but a religion, but who am I to correct her? 😁
Lol.. 😂
Well, when your parents are from two different religions, it does make you half of each.
3:40 In my high school computer course, before we took our final exam, our teacher calculated the highest grade we could get on the final that would result in a failing grade for the course. Me and this other guy who actually did our work were both making 100 in the class so we would have to score negative points to actually fail (we could skip the final altogether and still pass) but just for fun we decided to try and come up with fictional ways we could make a negative grade. All I remember that we came up with was spell your name wrong and turn it in on a piece of cheese 🤣
When my Chinese ass married my Hispanic partner and he explained to me the concept of "chancletas", I was like OMG we have so much in common!
Yo if you were a Mexican kid and you saw like a flip-flop/chancla. you were dead.
I'm black and I saw a belt,remote and cable charger.
That’s the most overrated Mexican kid joke in the book ffs
Felt that as an Asian
Filipinos of a certain age:
Flip-flops/chinelas
Belt
Spatula
Broom/walis
Ruler
Hanger
Palm
Those don't work anymore. Now it's the wifi switch.
Mierda la Chancla, cable, zepillo or the belt was the moment you either braced or you ran and got a worse pao pao
My daughter is pregnant and now I low key want to flip the baby off when he's born. Thanks George! 😂😂
“Helping people is the unfortunate by product” ( of being a doctor)! Lmao