ok im not sure if i got everything but heres everything i found wrong with this video because im always right (congrats on 3k!!) 0:08 - you were not in a conversation with sega last week, i can confirm because the entirety of sega is actually my dad. also prepare for a lawsuit 0:40 - an shirashi 'time for a decisive battle' four star trained. i dont think i need to say much else (im not caught up on the event stories at all) 0:57 - "Shinonome Ena (東雲絵名) is a third-year student at Kamiyama High School who attends night classes. She is the illustrator for the underground music circle 25-ji, Nightcord de., going by the alias "Enanan." the wiki never lies. also what is bisexual 1:15 - you said 'ew' to kanade. 1:34 - mafuyu isnt straight shes suicidal. or she was. maybe shes not anymore. idk i've only currently read up to the farewell my mask event 2:00 - okay actually you might be right about this. they literally say they are an alien in alien alien april fools cover 2:07 - something feels off about this but i cant put my finger on it 2:13 - i dont remember much but i think ichika really wanted to touch kanade's hair at one point idk. thats all i remember 2:25 - yeah that makes complete sense to me! 2:52 - ok. also wait didnt kanade have short hair in that one limited card 3:08 - wait hear me out. what if they are all lesbians but they're hiding it from us 😱😱😱😱😱 3:14 - he does seem a bit fruity... thought he was straight for a second... 3:28 - i think i only know like. two or three characters with dual-colored hair but im pretty sure they're all gay 3:34 - okay i have no clue what your rating because i didnt see anything on my screen there 3:45 - true 3:53 - is this why her brothers didnt like her or whatever 4:09 - i was going to ask if the "strong buff guy" was rui but i forgot he's gay 4:14 - ??? what is that um anyways great video everything is real and i think i spent way too much time on this comment
@@iich.bin.sway. emu? the emu that goes to visit nene constantly at school, sneaking out of miya girls and into kamiyama just to say hi? the emu that loves to go shopping with nene so much because they get to talk about things together? the emu that managed to make nene show her sweeter side? the emu that specifically calls nene her dear friend? the emu that gifted nene the prettiest shell she found on the beach? the emu that gave nene the confidence to speak up? i don’t have any issue with straight headcanons (i ship emukasa too!!) but emu isn’t super obviously straight 😭😭
I can hear the anhane shippers going: “ CHARGEE!!! “ ( better prepare the weapons pastry ) edit: i watched the entire video, lesson learned do not comment mid-video.
TBH my first impressions of akito right, to me he was the most straight character I've ever seen and the fact that his most popular ship was (and still is) a gay ship caught me off guard at first lmao I don't mind akitoya ofc idc about other people's ships
ahh yes, akito “constantly calls toya his ‘partner,’ toya being his first priority, being with toya so frequently that its strange to see one without the other, showing his softer, more affectionate side to toya WAYY more than to other characters, and blushing frequently because of toya (which an often teases him about” shinonome, the straightest man to walk the planet fr
Actually, My father works on Sega and he told me the same, And if You are wondering why there are a lot of AI made by the goverment on the cast is because i'm also am AI made by the goverment and my father created those characters for me to feel identified... Also, I would be the perfect husband Mafuyu is looking for, She needs an AI like me!
I felt attacked in the beginning when she put both An and Kohane in straight... I am not a big fan of shipping, and An and kohane are one of the few characters I ship together. (The end of the video was so funny to me)
I been here since daybreak fandom and you make the most Lebsain girl as straight she hugs and made kohane blush and kiss kohane checks and uhm YELL FOR KOHANE LIKE KOHAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🫨🫨🫨
as someone who is lesbian and has a masters degree in lesbianogoly our entire population is kanade, shiho, shizuku, haruka, minori, nene, airi, airi, ichika, honami, mafuyu, kohane, an, ena, mizuki, saki, and emu. There are no other lesbians on earth, colorful pallete invented lesbians and I dont exist
As a honakana and shizuairi shipper, i died at the original rankings Also, I can't be convinced ena is anything but the average girl born after the 1900's who only knows how to twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie. Idc what any story about her says because I'm not reading allat either
ok im not sure if i got everything but heres everything i found wrong with this video because im always right (congrats on 3k!!)
0:08 - you were not in a conversation with sega last week, i can confirm because the entirety of sega is actually my dad. also prepare for a lawsuit
0:40 - an shirashi 'time for a decisive battle' four star trained. i dont think i need to say much else (im not caught up on the event stories at all)
0:57 - "Shinonome Ena (東雲絵名) is a third-year student at Kamiyama High School who attends night classes. She is the illustrator for the underground music circle 25-ji, Nightcord de., going by the alias "Enanan." the wiki never lies. also what is bisexual
1:15 - you said 'ew' to kanade.
1:34 - mafuyu isnt straight shes suicidal. or she was. maybe shes not anymore. idk i've only currently read up to the farewell my mask event
2:00 - okay actually you might be right about this. they literally say they are an alien in alien alien april fools cover
2:07 - something feels off about this but i cant put my finger on it
2:13 - i dont remember much but i think ichika really wanted to touch kanade's hair at one point idk. thats all i remember
2:25 - yeah that makes complete sense to me!
2:52 - ok. also wait didnt kanade have short hair in that one limited card
3:08 - wait hear me out. what if they are all lesbians but they're hiding it from us 😱😱😱😱😱
3:14 - he does seem a bit fruity... thought he was straight for a second...
3:28 - i think i only know like. two or three characters with dual-colored hair but im pretty sure they're all gay
3:34 - okay i have no clue what your rating because i didnt see anything on my screen there
3:45 - true
3:53 - is this why her brothers didnt like her or whatever
4:09 - i was going to ask if the "strong buff guy" was rui but i forgot he's gay
4:14 - ??? what is that
um anyways great video everything is real and i think i spent way too much time on this comment
I think the buff guy is emu, she… I mean he is super buff and super strong. And he is made by ai, ai is strong. But this is a theory..
@@rosamay210it could be an ai strong buff man like isekai
"Short hair = Lesbian"
Meanwhile, Kanade with the longest hair in the game is the first added to lesbian tier.
she thrists over mafuyu so she’s an exception
@@TheCoolPastry fair
"Short hair equals lesbian" but then immediately goes to put Haruka in straight I'm sobbing 😭
haruka short hair is feminine and feminine means straight but shihos short hair is masculine and all masculine girls are lesbian so yeah
wait.... im a serious tomboy... does that mean... IMA LESBIAN?
@@jondumford8603yes
“Short hair equals lesbian” and yet Kanade is in that tier lol
@@jondumford8603sadly it’s time to dye your hair blue and embrace the skittle squad
"yk how these purple hair mfs are ??"
*puts mafuyu in straight*
mafuyu’s hair is a natural purple. rui has that cyan streak in his hair which screams gay.
@@TheCoolPastryreal
When a pjsk tier list has a straight category I immediately know something is wrong/j
The moment the video started and I saw a straight tier I knew there was something incredibly wrong
Fr lol
@@iich.bin.sway. my friend it’s a joke I’m straight as well
@@iich.bin.sway.fair but name like. one straight proseka character. with a game that’s like 80% girls it’s pretty hard to name one 😭😭
@@iich.bin.sway. emu? the emu that goes to visit nene constantly at school, sneaking out of miya girls and into kamiyama just to say hi? the emu that loves to go shopping with nene so much because they get to talk about things together? the emu that managed to make nene show her sweeter side? the emu that specifically calls nene her dear friend? the emu that gifted nene the prettiest shell she found on the beach? the emu that gave nene the confidence to speak up? i don’t have any issue with straight headcanons (i ship emukasa too!!) but emu isn’t super obviously straight 😭😭
@@iich.bin.sway. that’s so funny
twitter gonna come after you thinking you’re serious again 😭
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That's what I was thinking when it came to Mafuyu 😂
as a bisexual i can confirm that we are indeed ai made by the government
I second this (as a bisexual)
i can also confirmed (as a bisexual)
I did this one once and put all of them on none of the above because i'm a believer in platonic sekai
Same🙏
Also same :)
I can hear the anhane shippers going: “ CHARGEE!!! “ ( better prepare the weapons pastry )
edit: i watched the entire video, lesson learned do not comment mid-video.
TBH my first impressions of akito right, to me he was the most straight character I've ever seen and the fact that his most popular ship was (and still is) a gay ship caught me off guard at first lmao
I don't mind akitoya ofc idc about other people's ships
i can see where you’re coming from but idk akito gave me the vibes of gay homie if u get what i mean
ahh yes, akito “constantly calls toya his ‘partner,’ toya being his first priority, being with toya so frequently that its strange to see one without the other, showing his softer, more affectionate side to toya WAYY more than to other characters, and blushing frequently because of toya (which an often teases him about” shinonome, the straightest man to walk the planet fr
I also thought this at frist but then i watched 2 MANY aktioya deep dives and now im sold so bros before h0ez ig
Yeah him and toya have always given a vibe of straight dudes playing gay chicken, but then again, I haven't read any of their stories
@@akitoya_lover very platonic yes yes /gen
4:46 THIS IS THE TIER GUYS. THIS IS ALL CANON I OWN SEGA TRUST
Saying that any pjsk characters r straight from the get go is already a red flag
HELP PUTTING MINORI IN THE STRAIGHT CATEGORY MADE MY JAW DROP 😭😭😭😭😭😭
thank god you made the tiers real man I couldn’t take this bruh 😭
Jaw dropped on the first on anhane, can't watch the rest of the vid pastry this is already hurting me 😔 /j
Honestly you're probably the most funniest project sekai channel ever I discovered you 11 days ago and I'm in love with your channel
real!!! finally an accurate tierlist omggg..!! /j
THE TONGUE CLICKING
at the end i thought you were just gonna leave saki alone in the AI tier 😭
Actually, My father works on Sega and he told me the same, And if You are wondering why there are a lot of AI made by the goverment on the cast is because i'm also am AI made by the goverment and my father created those characters for me to feel identified...
Also, I would be the perfect husband Mafuyu is looking for, She needs an AI like me!
As a girl with short hair, I don’t have a sexuality yet, but the fictional characters I have a crush on are guys.
(0:49) Damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
I mean they got a point 😭
“I’m under an NDA but I’m gonna violate that NDA because it’s funny”
So valid
“But she’s my favorite character so i guess it’s okay”
Real
“Short hair equals lesbian” oh boy I’m finally a valid cigarette then because I just cut my hair 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
yep 👍
I felt attacked in the beginning when she put both An and Kohane in straight... I am not a big fan of shipping, and An and kohane are one of the few characters I ship together. (The end of the video was so funny to me)
"i could not see an and kohane kissing a girl" i couldn't see an and kohane kissing anyone that ISN'T a girl
This is the realest video I ever saw in my entire life
as a bisexual i can confirm we do not exist
Get ready for the sensitive snowflakes🙁🙁
i started laughing at the end- I wasn’t expecting that 😂
"I think she's bisexual... No wait she would never date a guy... No wait she would only date guys"
man this stage ain't colorful enough
Toya spotted toya mentioned
Partsy I watch you since 2023 becuz of your daybreak now pjsk I so proud of you I still in the toxic fandom of daybreak help me please grab my hand
I looked too much in the I think hottest pjsk character and found this
Stereotypes go brrr (seriously tho it was very funny to watch)
H-how could you put Haruka in… s-straight… H-heh.
4:47 Oh well best plot twist in history
Missed opportunity to put emu in none of the above/alien /ref
Also headcanon emu as pan, nene as omni, Tsukasa as bi, and rui as gay bc everyone says he is
I been here since daybreak fandom and you make the most Lebsain girl as straight she hugs and made kohane blush and kiss kohane checks and uhm YELL FOR KOHANE LIKE KOHAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🫨🫨🫨
STOP BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO RANT ON HOW THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT MINORI IS STRAIGHT
as someone who is lesbian and has a masters degree in lesbianogoly our entire population is kanade, shiho, shizuku, haruka, minori, nene, airi, airi, ichika, honami, mafuyu, kohane, an, ena, mizuki, saki, and emu. There are no other lesbians on earth, colorful pallete invented lesbians and I dont exist
i did indeed giggle 4:44
3:12 suddenly im turning into a guy
3:17 mafuyu:
0:45 I can understand why people ship them, I found them cute together
3:17 G A K U P O .
As a honakana and shizuairi shipper, i died at the original rankings
Also, I can't be convinced ena is anything but the average girl born after the 1900's who only knows how to twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie. Idc what any story about her says because I'm not reading allat either
Ena is ai art confirmed 🫢
HELP I TOUGHT U WERE ABOUT TO PUT AKITO IN LESBIAN TIER FOR A MOMENT 💀💀💀
YOU TRICK ME WHY
How I get from cool soccer skills to this...
3:29 As someone who has two-colored hair, I don’t know what to think
well are you gay?
@@TheCoolPastry (I don’t know, I don’t have any crushes lol)
@@blue34719 oh ig you’re not. you’re a unicorn
Best sub special
Ruh roh here comes Twitter 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
I have no idea what this game is, does it have like a self-insert main character or nah?
@@BerryKing-p5q no
wait one thing wrong is an being straight i thought she was canonically aroace/ace/aro so wouldnt she go in none of the above?
nah none of the characters have any confirmed sexualities
3:12 “purple hair = gay” and mafuyu is straight
mafuyu’s is natural :3
1:33 are u mafuyu’s mom?
(Btw I’m here again bc I like re-watching stuff)
maybe…
Ena being an AI explains why she can't ba an artist 😂
if hatsune miku ever adopts you i think that means you're a fruit loop (HATSUNE MIKU PLEASE ADOPT ME I LIKE WOMEN I SWEAR.)
Owie Minoharu is semicanon :(
Also I agree Mizuki is an alien
NO..... ENA IS REAL💔💔💔💔💔 ENA IS REAK AND AKIVE AND BERATHINAG😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 WTSOSPPPPPPP💔💔💔💔💔 ENA IS TEALALLLLL REALL💔💔💔😭😭😭🐺🐺🐺🐺
this is so insanely real
Type of Satire i love✨✨✨
THE END LMFAO
Anyways so charge PASTRY wait nvm I subscribe to her so it's okay!
3:12 he’s so gay wtf😭
4:46 this is a bad tier list please fix it😡
nope! it’s accurate
wait did sega actually tell u i cant tell bc im stupid
No because same 😞
lol alr
yes!! (no)
bikasa is still real tho trust me😞
AYE WHERE TF IS ARO/ACE???
@@HK-07 it’s basically the none of the above section
IM DEAD AT THE END😭😭😭😭😭
do you have short heair
nope
noo bisexual tier was deleted 😔
because bisexuals don’t exist
What bisexual tier? What even is bisexual?
is this an inside joke--
@@objectshowsrmylife (im kidding)
@@TheCoolPastry ah okay
IM GIGGLING
Guys im not ai trust me :(
anhane straight aw hell naw
Mizuki aroace confirmed
lesbian/need
What is going on?
@@CelestialEcho2 just watch till the end i’ll explain everything
i am scarred
1 2 anhane shippers are coming for you
💀💀💀 but people always love kissing girls
Nene looks like a pick me girl for real.
Why tf did Pastry heart this.
@@Hanasatoloverrsorry i just heart anything sometimes without thinking too much
this video gives me *anger.*
too bad
why so?
I wish you peace and love but to say that An doesn’t have girl kisser energy is like saying Akito is a brunette
@@Candy_Cashmoney watch the whole video..
@@Candy_Cashmoney 4:20
This is so so so so so
Video good
this video is so fujnhy
rui is the gayest character