[3K Sub Special] Making a Project Sekai Sexuality Tierlist but something is horribly wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @tiffiees
    @tiffiees 5 месяцев назад +117

    ok im not sure if i got everything but heres everything i found wrong with this video because im always right (congrats on 3k!!)
    0:08 - you were not in a conversation with sega last week, i can confirm because the entirety of sega is actually my dad. also prepare for a lawsuit
    0:40 - an shirashi 'time for a decisive battle' four star trained. i dont think i need to say much else (im not caught up on the event stories at all)
    0:57 - "Shinonome Ena (東雲絵名) is a third-year student at Kamiyama High School who attends night classes. She is the illustrator for the underground music circle 25-ji, Nightcord de., going by the alias "Enanan." the wiki never lies. also what is bisexual
    1:15 - you said 'ew' to kanade.
    1:34 - mafuyu isnt straight shes suicidal. or she was. maybe shes not anymore. idk i've only currently read up to the farewell my mask event
    2:00 - okay actually you might be right about this. they literally say they are an alien in alien alien april fools cover
    2:07 - something feels off about this but i cant put my finger on it
    2:13 - i dont remember much but i think ichika really wanted to touch kanade's hair at one point idk. thats all i remember
    2:25 - yeah that makes complete sense to me!
    2:52 - ok. also wait didnt kanade have short hair in that one limited card
    3:08 - wait hear me out. what if they are all lesbians but they're hiding it from us 😱😱😱😱😱
    3:14 - he does seem a bit fruity... thought he was straight for a second...
    3:28 - i think i only know like. two or three characters with dual-colored hair but im pretty sure they're all gay
    3:34 - okay i have no clue what your rating because i didnt see anything on my screen there
    3:45 - true
    3:53 - is this why her brothers didnt like her or whatever
    4:09 - i was going to ask if the "strong buff guy" was rui but i forgot he's gay
    4:14 - ??? what is that
    um anyways great video everything is real and i think i spent way too much time on this comment

    • @rosamay210
      @rosamay210 5 месяцев назад +5

      I think the buff guy is emu, she… I mean he is super buff and super strong. And he is made by ai, ai is strong. But this is a theory..

    • @KazzoGuy
      @KazzoGuy 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@rosamay210it could be an ai strong buff man like isekai

  • @condensed_sam
    @condensed_sam 5 месяцев назад +180

    "Short hair = Lesbian"
    Meanwhile, Kanade with the longest hair in the game is the first added to lesbian tier.

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +43

      she thrists over mafuyu so she’s an exception

    • @condensed_sam
      @condensed_sam 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@TheCoolPastry fair

  • @defenestrateed
    @defenestrateed 5 месяцев назад +280

    "Short hair equals lesbian" but then immediately goes to put Haruka in straight I'm sobbing 😭

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +74

      haruka short hair is feminine and feminine means straight but shihos short hair is masculine and all masculine girls are lesbian so yeah

    • @jondumford8603
      @jondumford8603 5 месяцев назад +30

      wait.... im a serious tomboy... does that mean... IMA LESBIAN?

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +25

      @@jondumford8603yes

    • @cashewluvr
      @cashewluvr 5 месяцев назад +15

      “Short hair equals lesbian” and yet Kanade is in that tier lol

    • @sasvkeee._
      @sasvkeee._ 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jondumford8603sadly it’s time to dye your hair blue and embrace the skittle squad

  • @realtadashikunai
    @realtadashikunai 5 месяцев назад +41

    "yk how these purple hair mfs are ??"
    *puts mafuyu in straight*

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +18

      mafuyu’s hair is a natural purple. rui has that cyan streak in his hair which screams gay.

    • @Pikalin10Pikapika
      @Pikalin10Pikapika Месяц назад

      @@TheCoolPastryreal

  • @Airi-fy7yl
    @Airi-fy7yl 5 месяцев назад +45

    When a pjsk tier list has a straight category I immediately know something is wrong/j

  • @Osteolaemustetraspis
    @Osteolaemustetraspis 5 месяцев назад +199

    The moment the video started and I saw a straight tier I knew there was something incredibly wrong

    • @BlenderToyaAoyagi
      @BlenderToyaAoyagi 5 месяцев назад +3

      Fr lol

    • @Osteolaemustetraspis
      @Osteolaemustetraspis 5 месяцев назад

      @@iich.bin.sway. my friend it’s a joke I’m straight as well

    • @akitoya_lover
      @akitoya_lover 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@iich.bin.sway.fair but name like. one straight proseka character. with a game that’s like 80% girls it’s pretty hard to name one 😭😭

    • @akitoya_lover
      @akitoya_lover 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@iich.bin.sway. emu? the emu that goes to visit nene constantly at school, sneaking out of miya girls and into kamiyama just to say hi? the emu that loves to go shopping with nene so much because they get to talk about things together? the emu that managed to make nene show her sweeter side? the emu that specifically calls nene her dear friend? the emu that gifted nene the prettiest shell she found on the beach? the emu that gave nene the confidence to speak up? i don’t have any issue with straight headcanons (i ship emukasa too!!) but emu isn’t super obviously straight 😭😭

    • @Osteolaemustetraspis
      @Osteolaemustetraspis 5 месяцев назад

      @@iich.bin.sway. that’s so funny

  • @orange_nova4496
    @orange_nova4496 5 месяцев назад +102

    twitter gonna come after you thinking you’re serious again 😭

  • @stolkeyna
    @stolkeyna 5 месяцев назад +64

    This tierlist was brought to you by Mafumom!

    • @eggifer3892
      @eggifer3892 5 месяцев назад +3

      That's what I was thinking when it came to Mafuyu 😂

  • @kkajiko
    @kkajiko 5 месяцев назад +86

    as a bisexual i can confirm that we are indeed ai made by the government

    • @9qhis
      @9qhis 5 месяцев назад

      I second this (as a bisexual)

    • @Crystal_PJSK
      @Crystal_PJSK 5 месяцев назад

      i can also confirmed (as a bisexual)

  • @lujainhasgottobekiddingme
    @lujainhasgottobekiddingme 5 месяцев назад +58

    I did this one once and put all of them on none of the above because i'm a believer in platonic sekai

  • @starryemployee
    @starryemployee 5 месяцев назад +98

    I can hear the anhane shippers going: “ CHARGEE!!! “ ( better prepare the weapons pastry )
    edit: i watched the entire video, lesson learned do not comment mid-video.

  • @Relicode
    @Relicode 5 месяцев назад +33

    TBH my first impressions of akito right, to me he was the most straight character I've ever seen and the fact that his most popular ship was (and still is) a gay ship caught me off guard at first lmao
    I don't mind akitoya ofc idc about other people's ships

    • @chiyorins
      @chiyorins 5 месяцев назад +16

      i can see where you’re coming from but idk akito gave me the vibes of gay homie if u get what i mean

    • @akitoya_lover
      @akitoya_lover 5 месяцев назад +4

      ahh yes, akito “constantly calls toya his ‘partner,’ toya being his first priority, being with toya so frequently that its strange to see one without the other, showing his softer, more affectionate side to toya WAYY more than to other characters, and blushing frequently because of toya (which an often teases him about” shinonome, the straightest man to walk the planet fr

    • @Sammyisamartist
      @Sammyisamartist 5 месяцев назад +1

      I also thought this at frist but then i watched 2 MANY aktioya deep dives and now im sold so bros before h0ez ig

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah him and toya have always given a vibe of straight dudes playing gay chicken, but then again, I haven't read any of their stories

    • @limeasundae688
      @limeasundae688 4 месяца назад

      @@akitoya_lover very platonic yes yes /gen

  • @KittyNatsukii
    @KittyNatsukii 5 месяцев назад +13

    4:46 THIS IS THE TIER GUYS. THIS IS ALL CANON I OWN SEGA TRUST

  • @GobbiExists
    @GobbiExists 5 месяцев назад +19

    Saying that any pjsk characters r straight from the get go is already a red flag

  • @eevechu_m4y4
    @eevechu_m4y4 5 месяцев назад +31

    HELP PUTTING MINORI IN THE STRAIGHT CATEGORY MADE MY JAW DROP 😭😭😭😭😭😭
    thank god you made the tiers real man I couldn’t take this bruh 😭

  • @defenestrateed
    @defenestrateed 5 месяцев назад +23

    Jaw dropped on the first on anhane, can't watch the rest of the vid pastry this is already hurting me 😔 /j

  • @Nakamura110
    @Nakamura110 5 месяцев назад +10

    Honestly you're probably the most funniest project sekai channel ever I discovered you 11 days ago and I'm in love with your channel

  • @kuramels
    @kuramels 5 месяцев назад +13

    real!!! finally an accurate tierlist omggg..!! /j

  • @chiyorins
    @chiyorins 5 месяцев назад +12

    THE TONGUE CLICKING

  • @fyxoe8269
    @fyxoe8269 5 месяцев назад +14

    at the end i thought you were just gonna leave saki alone in the AI tier 😭

  • @lukexkai
    @lukexkai 5 месяцев назад +10

    Actually, My father works on Sega and he told me the same, And if You are wondering why there are a lot of AI made by the goverment on the cast is because i'm also am AI made by the goverment and my father created those characters for me to feel identified...
    Also, I would be the perfect husband Mafuyu is looking for, She needs an AI like me!

  • @izzycorn_temmie9493
    @izzycorn_temmie9493 5 месяцев назад +3

    As a girl with short hair, I don’t have a sexuality yet, but the fictional characters I have a crush on are guys.

  • @purepurechan
    @purepurechan 5 месяцев назад +6

    (0:49) Damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

    • @Yan_8
      @Yan_8 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean they got a point 😭

  • @Grenino
    @Grenino 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m under an NDA but I’m gonna violate that NDA because it’s funny”
    So valid

  • @KazzoGuy
    @KazzoGuy 5 месяцев назад +2

    “But she’s my favorite character so i guess it’s okay”
    Real

  • @RuisSingularEarring
    @RuisSingularEarring 5 месяцев назад +6

    “Short hair equals lesbian” oh boy I’m finally a valid cigarette then because I just cut my hair 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Ja-ming
    @Ja-ming 5 месяцев назад +6

    I felt attacked in the beginning when she put both An and Kohane in straight... I am not a big fan of shipping, and An and kohane are one of the few characters I ship together. (The end of the video was so funny to me)

  • @lunarscales_
    @lunarscales_ 5 месяцев назад +4

    "i could not see an and kohane kissing a girl" i couldn't see an and kohane kissing anyone that ISN'T a girl

  • @Sillygoofy2501
    @Sillygoofy2501 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is the realest video I ever saw in my entire life

  • @HarrAi-KyoYouStink
    @HarrAi-KyoYouStink 5 месяцев назад +4

    as a bisexual i can confirm we do not exist

  • @showercurtain73
    @showercurtain73 5 месяцев назад +23

    Get ready for the sensitive snowflakes🙁🙁

  • @wonderhoy-q3b
    @wonderhoy-q3b 5 месяцев назад +3

    i started laughing at the end- I wasn’t expecting that 😂

  • @sillynill
    @sillynill 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I think she's bisexual... No wait she would never date a guy... No wait she would only date guys"

  • @fannpann
    @fannpann 5 месяцев назад +4

    man this stage ain't colorful enough

  • @qiu.chun.7
    @qiu.chun.7 5 месяцев назад +3

    Toya spotted toya mentioned

  • @Rainbowtie_ties
    @Rainbowtie_ties 4 месяца назад

    Partsy I watch you since 2023 becuz of your daybreak now pjsk I so proud of you I still in the toxic fandom of daybreak help me please grab my hand

  • @hanibotzer
    @hanibotzer 4 месяца назад

    I looked too much in the I think hottest pjsk character and found this

  • @Mero756
    @Mero756 5 месяцев назад +3

    Stereotypes go brrr (seriously tho it was very funny to watch)

  • @thecalamitybox
    @thecalamitybox 5 месяцев назад +5

    H-how could you put Haruka in… s-straight… H-heh.
    4:47 Oh well best plot twist in history

  • @1EmuFan
    @1EmuFan 5 месяцев назад

    Missed opportunity to put emu in none of the above/alien /ref

    • @1EmuFan
      @1EmuFan 5 месяцев назад

      Also headcanon emu as pan, nene as omni, Tsukasa as bi, and rui as gay bc everyone says he is

  • @Rainbowtie_ties
    @Rainbowtie_ties 4 месяца назад

    I been here since daybreak fandom and you make the most Lebsain girl as straight she hugs and made kohane blush and kiss kohane checks and uhm YELL FOR KOHANE LIKE KOHAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🫨🫨🫨

  • @camii.luvs.starss
    @camii.luvs.starss 5 месяцев назад

    STOP BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO RANT ON HOW THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT MINORI IS STRAIGHT

  • @Kori_Shimo
    @Kori_Shimo 4 месяца назад

    as someone who is lesbian and has a masters degree in lesbianogoly our entire population is kanade, shiho, shizuku, haruka, minori, nene, airi, airi, ichika, honami, mafuyu, kohane, an, ena, mizuki, saki, and emu. There are no other lesbians on earth, colorful pallete invented lesbians and I dont exist

  • @carpstreamersafio
    @carpstreamersafio 5 месяцев назад +2

    i did indeed giggle 4:44

  • @mcoctagon
    @mcoctagon 5 месяцев назад +2

    3:12 suddenly im turning into a guy

  • @KazzoGuy
    @KazzoGuy 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:17 mafuyu:

  • @its_luz904
    @its_luz904 5 месяцев назад

    ‏ ‏‪0:45‬‏ I can understand why people ship them, I found them cute together

  • @Beephines
    @Beephines 5 месяцев назад

    3:17 G A K U P O .

  • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
    @CloutmasterPhluphyy 5 месяцев назад

    As a honakana and shizuairi shipper, i died at the original rankings
    Also, I can't be convinced ena is anything but the average girl born after the 1900's who only knows how to twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie. Idc what any story about her says because I'm not reading allat either

  • @a3gh_h
    @a3gh_h 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ena is ai art confirmed 🫢

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa 5 месяцев назад +1

    HELP I TOUGHT U WERE ABOUT TO PUT AKITO IN LESBIAN TIER FOR A MOMENT 💀💀💀

  • @Rainbowtie_ties
    @Rainbowtie_ties 4 месяца назад

    YOU TRICK ME WHY

  • @RedIcecream_45
    @RedIcecream_45 5 месяцев назад

    How I get from cool soccer skills to this...

  • @blue34719
    @blue34719 5 месяцев назад

    3:29 As someone who has two-colored hair, I don’t know what to think

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +1

      well are you gay?

    • @blue34719
      @blue34719 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheCoolPastry (I don’t know, I don’t have any crushes lol)

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад

      @@blue34719 oh ig you’re not. you’re a unicorn

  • @hanibotzer
    @hanibotzer 5 месяцев назад

    Best sub special

  • @SuikaWatermelon13
    @SuikaWatermelon13 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ruh roh here comes Twitter 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @BerryKing-p5q
    @BerryKing-p5q 3 месяца назад

    I have no idea what this game is, does it have like a self-insert main character or nah?

  • @jondumford8603
    @jondumford8603 5 месяцев назад +1

    wait one thing wrong is an being straight i thought she was canonically aroace/ace/aro so wouldnt she go in none of the above?

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +8

      nah none of the characters have any confirmed sexualities

  • @belleann2479
    @belleann2479 5 месяцев назад

    3:12 “purple hair = gay” and mafuyu is straight

  • @1EmuFan
    @1EmuFan 5 месяцев назад

    1:33 are u mafuyu’s mom?
    (Btw I’m here again bc I like re-watching stuff)

  • @eggifer3892
    @eggifer3892 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ena being an AI explains why she can't ba an artist 😂

  • @Spongemommy
    @Spongemommy 4 месяца назад

    if hatsune miku ever adopts you i think that means you're a fruit loop (HATSUNE MIKU PLEASE ADOPT ME I LIKE WOMEN I SWEAR.)

  • @FrxxiTheAmar
    @FrxxiTheAmar 5 месяцев назад

    Owie Minoharu is semicanon :(
    Also I agree Mizuki is an alien

  • @Polycordfrfr
    @Polycordfrfr 5 месяцев назад +4

    NO..... ENA IS REAL💔💔💔💔💔 ENA IS REAK AND AKIVE AND BERATHINAG😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 WTSOSPPPPPPP💔💔💔💔💔 ENA IS TEALALLLLL REALL💔💔💔😭😭😭🐺🐺🐺🐺

  • @Suzu_mizU
    @Suzu_mizU 5 месяцев назад

    Type of Satire i love✨✨✨

  • @illusionarieee
    @illusionarieee 5 месяцев назад

    THE END LMFAO

  • @Rainbowtie_ties
    @Rainbowtie_ties 4 месяца назад

    Anyways so charge PASTRY wait nvm I subscribe to her so it's okay!

  • @b3an.exe.7
    @b3an.exe.7 4 месяца назад

    3:12 he’s so gay wtf😭

  • @Lilly_182
    @Lilly_182 5 месяцев назад

    4:46 this is a bad tier list please fix it😡

  • @jondumford8603
    @jondumford8603 5 месяцев назад +1

    wait did sega actually tell u i cant tell bc im stupid

  • @ICrazor
    @ICrazor 5 месяцев назад +2

    bikasa is still real tho trust me😞

  • @HK-07
    @HK-07 5 месяцев назад

    AYE WHERE TF IS ARO/ACE???

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад

      @@HK-07 it’s basically the none of the above section

  • @WhyRuikasaisgood4health
    @WhyRuikasaisgood4health 5 месяцев назад

    IM DEAD AT THE END😭😭😭😭😭

  • @weaponizedcornbread2604
    @weaponizedcornbread2604 5 месяцев назад

    do you have short heair

  • @objectshowsrmylife
    @objectshowsrmylife 5 месяцев назад +1

    noo bisexual tier was deleted 😔

  • @Ph4nt0m_th1eves
    @Ph4nt0m_th1eves 5 месяцев назад

    IM GIGGLING

  • @FuutaKajiyamaFan
    @FuutaKajiyamaFan 5 месяцев назад

    Guys im not ai trust me :(

  • @Lexichann
    @Lexichann 5 месяцев назад +1

    anhane straight aw hell naw

  • @slyar
    @slyar 5 месяцев назад

    Mizuki aroace confirmed

  • @ichikahoshinofr
    @ichikahoshinofr 5 месяцев назад +1

    lesbian/need

  • @CelestialEcho2
    @CelestialEcho2 5 месяцев назад

    What is going on?

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад

      @@CelestialEcho2 just watch till the end i’ll explain everything

  • @yuki13977
    @yuki13977 5 месяцев назад

    i am scarred

  • @dstrogamers6307
    @dstrogamers6307 5 месяцев назад

    1 2 anhane shippers are coming for you

  • @Boblolog
    @Boblolog 5 месяцев назад

    💀💀💀 but people always love kissing girls

  • @Kami-stær
    @Kami-stær 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nene looks like a pick me girl for real.

    • @Hanasatoloverr
      @Hanasatoloverr 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why tf did Pastry heart this.

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hanasatoloverrsorry i just heart anything sometimes without thinking too much

  • @Candy_Cashmoney
    @Candy_Cashmoney 5 месяцев назад

    this video gives me *anger.*

    • @enashinonome-mi3bv
      @enashinonome-mi3bv 5 месяцев назад

      too bad

    • @TheCoolPastry
      @TheCoolPastry  5 месяцев назад

      why so?

    • @Candy_Cashmoney
      @Candy_Cashmoney 5 месяцев назад

      I wish you peace and love but to say that An doesn’t have girl kisser energy is like saying Akito is a brunette

    • @enashinonome-mi3bv
      @enashinonome-mi3bv 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Candy_Cashmoney watch the whole video..

    • @-touhoufan
      @-touhoufan 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@Candy_Cashmoney 4:20

  • @acidpark4482
    @acidpark4482 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is so so so so so

  • @Wrath-cj5co
    @Wrath-cj5co 5 месяцев назад

    Video good

  • @studioshockettes
    @studioshockettes 5 месяцев назад

    this video is so fujnhy

  • @jondumford8603
    @jondumford8603 5 месяцев назад

    rui is the gayest character