The Albion Principe - Most Powerful Cutting Sword?

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Here is my review of the "Konami code of swords", the longsword that delivers the easiest, most impressive cuts of anything I've tried so far (as of April 2020). This thing is a beast.
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  • @Skallagrim
    @Skallagrim  4 года назад +584

    Since people keep guessing that the new favorite sword I mention is the Skallchion... Sorry to disappoint you, folks. It's still in transit, don't have it yet (as of April 11).

    • @Mettwurschtbrot
      @Mettwurschtbrot 4 года назад +10

      Its got to be the brescia spadona with the bronce fittings

    • @Ressiedevil
      @Ressiedevil 4 года назад +4

      Do you know what the cheapest yet strongest short-sword is?

    • @Mettwurschtbrot
      @Mettwurschtbrot 4 года назад +22

      @@Ressiedevil do you mean the one in my pants?

    • @Ressiedevil
      @Ressiedevil 4 года назад +6

      *Schwing*

    • @SethB420
      @SethB420 4 года назад +2

      Cant wait to see the Skallchion perform, that thing is beautiful

  • @ceratugo
    @ceratugo 4 года назад +1203

    Skall: I have a new favorite sword
    *Sad knecht kriegmesser noises

    • @francescogulisano2917
      @francescogulisano2917 4 года назад +109

      Kriegmesser is still more beautiful, tbh

    • @jetstreamjack5653
      @jetstreamjack5653 4 года назад +62

      @@francescogulisano2917 requires more points in Dex though.

    • @gre8
      @gre8 4 года назад +43

      It's a katana. I'm calling it right now. Skall weeaboo confirmed.

    • @francescogulisano2917
      @francescogulisano2917 4 года назад +45

      @@gre8 that would be so ironic even Palpatine would be surprised

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 4 года назад +6

      The Albion vs the Igorot head hunting axe.

  • @Marhathor
    @Marhathor 4 года назад +656

    *Buys 3000 bucks worth of peanuts*
    "I would like to propose a trade."

    • @mattw.6726
      @mattw.6726 4 года назад +61

      Is it bad that my tired eyes and mind read that as "Buys 3000 bucks worth of peasants"?

    • @Marhathor
      @Marhathor 4 года назад +54

      Nah, it's a common mistake.
      We all used to buy peasants back in the day...

    • @zaero2379
      @zaero2379 4 года назад +16

      selling nuts, hot nuts?

    • @DC-yh1on
      @DC-yh1on 4 года назад +13

      @@mattw.6726 As if peasants could ever be worth 3000 bucks.

    • @hylbertvonmayhem6562
      @hylbertvonmayhem6562 4 года назад +10

      @@DC-yh1on If you buy enough...

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +1624

    The Most Powerful Cutting Sword is the Sword that can cut through Plot Armor

    • @BlackHeart1216
      @BlackHeart1216 4 года назад +194

      Which is all of them, you just need to find the author.

    • @dontworryboutit1113
      @dontworryboutit1113 4 года назад +32

      Chainer brilliant retort sir

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus 4 года назад +25

      Isn't the sword often the plot hole though? Lightsabers are the most obvious. Okay you can block another lightsaber you might cut through a sword but I don't know you want molten metal thrown at you. Also deflect a blaster bolt... They aren't fast, a bullet however would probably melt a little bit going through the lightsaber, but again molten metal now going over the speed of sound.
      Does illustrate how good us humans are at killing though. Reality if we meet aliens is that we will be dominate in war unless they are k2 and up. Because war never changes, however it totally does only the human harm is similar sick, sad, and true.

    • @lillithyukiutacrow2532
      @lillithyukiutacrow2532 4 года назад +2

      @@BlackHeart1216 at this point I'd say the author's own printed work would be a more appropriate weapon

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus 4 года назад

      @Al Dente All T.P. is gone none for plot holio. Though it's actually a production issue not hoarding. Apparently the number of us that want to get paid to poo ment lots of toilet paper was used in economy style, made differently different facilities.. At least we know why home was always better. It really was softer paper!

  • @brandonriggle3860
    @brandonriggle3860 4 года назад +347

    "This gives you a pretty agile sword"
    Skall - throws out 27 strikes in less than 5 seconds to confirm.

    • @Liberator1917
      @Liberator1917 4 года назад +66

      Level 20 fighter confirmed

    • @Sebasheck
      @Sebasheck 3 года назад +8

      @Jason Berryman Tearing holes in reality shiiiiiit

  • @mr.personhumanson6871
    @mr.personhumanson6871 4 года назад +366

    The perfect sword for the Tatami-Waterbottle zombie apocalypse

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 4 года назад +24

      Glad to have you on board, Garrus, you never know when the bottles might revolt. (Mass Effect 3, after a friendly shooting competition, when you lose on purpose)

    • @Effect-Without-Cause
      @Effect-Without-Cause 4 года назад +9

      I've been mowing them down, but the just keep piling up.

    • @SBVCP
      @SBVCP 4 года назад

      not really but the sword plus your arms kind of give you the social distance, just saying---
      (but dont do that)

  • @MegaRazaele
    @MegaRazaele 4 года назад +422

    The beard,the snow, the wooden structure the forest....is that you my skyrim character from 2011? Nice Skyrim is windy mod in this video too

    • @GawainSSB
      @GawainSSB 4 года назад +17

      Maybe if you desaturate the colors until everything is grey

    • @aidenrobinson7707
      @aidenrobinson7707 3 года назад

      @@GawainSSB If you run modded Skyrim without a mod that saturates the color, then you're running it wrong.

  • @aval1x904
    @aval1x904 4 года назад +213

    Teacher: What season comes after winter?
    Skall: Sword review season 😏

  • @TheLiamis
    @TheLiamis 4 года назад +921

    Everyone "Curved blades are the best cutters"
    Albion "is that so?"

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 года назад +105

      To be fair, the Albion is using an entirely revolutionary (but surprisingly simple) principle to allow for it to surpass curved blades at cutting.
      Revolutionary in that you don't sacrifice stabbing ability.

    • @marianconstantindumitriu6062
      @marianconstantindumitriu6062 4 года назад +15

      @@TechnoMinarchist What would that be?

    • @mailais3403
      @mailais3403 4 года назад +162

      NOOOOO!!!! MY KATANA IS THE BEST CUTTER WITH CURVE BLADE DESIGNED FOR BEST CUTTING PERFORMANCE AND finesse
      haha albion principe go woosh-woosh

    • @ravenbird111
      @ravenbird111 4 года назад +28

      My pen is a better cutter

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 4 года назад +19

      @@ravenbird111 your pen is... I see what you did there.

  • @lathanchurch8352
    @lathanchurch8352 4 года назад +192

    Ahhhhhh the season that the swords emerge from hibernation In their scabbards and search for things to feed their bloodlust

    • @Eclipsol
      @Eclipsol 4 года назад +7

      You mean woodlust.

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee 4 года назад +1

      Do you want to destory evil today, Sword-nimi?

    • @dotdashdotdash
      @dotdashdotdash 4 года назад

      except the Principe comes without a scabbard

  • @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight
    @TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight 4 года назад +458

    Why is it called a “scent-stopper” pommel? Does the name imply that I’m supposed to throw it really hard at my opponent’s nose, which would make them lose their sense of smell?

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  4 года назад +166

      Scent stopper as in "scent bottle stopper". :)
      i.ebayimg.com/images/i/180462190262-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

    • @bigsnozitaliano9494
      @bigsnozitaliano9494 4 года назад +22

      Colin Velius lmao

    • @NotBenStiller
      @NotBenStiller 4 года назад +65

      Is this the missing link to the "end them rightly" strategy? Were we always meant to aim for the nose?

    • @worthlessfajita8816
      @worthlessfajita8816 4 года назад +15

      Don't know why but i always thought it was a no nonsense pommel

    • @JR-mk6ow
      @JR-mk6ow 4 года назад +8

      Still jokes about throwing the pommel? In 2020? This is why this channel is stop in time

  • @BlazingSteel
    @BlazingSteel 4 года назад +107

    Albion still offers payment plans, and I used one to pay off my Baron.
    After the 300 dollar deposit, I paid it off within 5 months and got it 9 months after ordering.

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 4 года назад +7

      Fuck that’s a long time to wait though, I need a long sword made for beginners

    • @BlazingSteel
      @BlazingSteel 4 года назад +22

      @@gloving4hire they're swamped with orders, but the wait and quality is well worth it. And they have a great variety of longswords to choose from.

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 4 года назад +2

      Blazing Steel yeah your right man

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 4 года назад +3

      metalfaust19 I recently got my zt sword so I’m all set for now

    • @BlazingSteel
      @BlazingSteel 4 года назад +1

      @@gloving4hire what ZT model did you get?

  • @tylerreinarts1213
    @tylerreinarts1213 4 года назад +100

    Regarding your repairs to the sword, Even a skilled blade smith probably couldn’t have done better. Reheating and forging means you need to re-polish which takes off a lot more material than you’d think. And since the blade is so thin to begin with you’d end up with a super thin blade as well as losing material around the edges to keep the angle consistent. (I’m a blade smith and I’ve tried it before)

    • @dannyeckerd9324
      @dannyeckerd9324 2 года назад +1

      @@brandonbarnwell5916 as a bladesmith myself I have doubts that that would work I'm not saying that it couldn't but I've done a lot of work with steel obviously and whenever steel is cool or especially in his climate *cold* steel tends to need a slight bit of overcorrection to regain its original shape, basically imagine if you have a steel wire that's bent into the shape of a u, if you were to simply bend the metal straight it would still retain a bit of its curve once You released pressure off of it, so to make it stay straight and true even after pressure is relieved you have to slightly over correct the bend.

  • @finn87632
    @finn87632 4 года назад +21

    I really like how simple albion swords are. They just look so nice.

  • @kiranm8569
    @kiranm8569 4 года назад +60

    Skall: [lookng sad] We got some more snow...
    Me: [looking sad] I wish I got any snow this year.

    • @liamjohnston2000
      @liamjohnston2000 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, we get tired of snow pretty quickly here in Canada.

    • @kiranm8569
      @kiranm8569 4 года назад +2

      @@liamjohnston2000 See where I am, we get snow (like more than a dusting) about 3 times a year so it's very excited...but it didn't snow at all this year.

    • @pixel_biscuit
      @pixel_biscuit 4 года назад +3

      What is snow?
      Regards from Australia.

    • @markschmitz5038
      @markschmitz5038 4 года назад +1

      @@pixel_biscuit Snow is horrible cold white powder that lives in my boots for four months per year. Regards Canada.

    • @littlebigheroman
      @littlebigheroman 4 года назад

      Worry not, it is HIGHLY overrated.

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 4 года назад +128

    I just wanna take the time to say, damn that's a beautiful sword. I'm salivating over here

    • @jonukasb6965
      @jonukasb6965 4 года назад +3

      *was a beautiful sword. shame

    • @cn.st.182
      @cn.st.182 4 года назад

      STRONGLY disagree. straight blade or bust, hate these triangular ones.

    • @dotdashdotdash
      @dotdashdotdash 4 года назад +2

      it’s like an elongated shark tooth, which is cool

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 года назад

      Can you still effectively half sword with it?

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 года назад

      Given the width and thin-ness

  • @seanthomasdowd
    @seanthomasdowd 4 года назад +100

    Almost sounds like a lightsaber as it goes through the tatami

    • @jong2359
      @jong2359 4 года назад +7

      This sword sings as it works, just another compelling reason to get one.

    • @PandorasFolly
      @PandorasFolly 4 года назад +3

      @@jong2359 now I need a whistling warhammer to go with it

  • @erichusayn
    @erichusayn 4 года назад +72

    If only I had over a stack to drop on a sword. She cuts so nicely. Well done sir.

    • @Skelstoolbox
      @Skelstoolbox 4 года назад +4

      Sell crack for 3 months and you'll be able to afford any sword you like.. Though might have to sacrifice some of your soul while doing so..

    • @erichusayn
      @erichusayn 4 года назад +1

      @@Skelstoolbox Ha Hahahaha.

    • @Skelstoolbox
      @Skelstoolbox 4 года назад +2

      @@erichusayn I remember some wise words a straight edge friend told me back when I was a crack salesman.. He said, "Aaron, if I needed a gun in my life, I'd change whatever it was in my life that caused me to need that gun".... hence the soul sacrifice..

    • @erichusayn
      @erichusayn 4 года назад +1

      @@Skelstoolbox Right. See, i was on the other side, I was primarily a junkie, but definitely was not opposed to smoking or shooting coke or crack. Now I'm just addicted to swords. Lol.

    • @Skelstoolbox
      @Skelstoolbox 4 года назад +1

      @Crimson King Agreed, politicians and monarchs thru the ages murder with a pen or more recently, and email..

  • @catalinaurica107
    @catalinaurica107 4 года назад +112

    My heart hurt when you hit that beatiful piece of art into the wood. So beatiful... I'm from Romania and I will be dispose to save to buy a sword like that' but the shipment is almost half of the price ' it is not worth it to pay an aditional 50%. Not even Kult of athena it is not cheaper. Maybe in the future it will be more cheaper' but o my god' that is an excepțional sword. Keep up the good work ' your reviews are fantastic.

    • @Skelstoolbox
      @Skelstoolbox 4 года назад +3

      Make your own, the tech has been out there for thousands of years.. (looks down at my blacksmithed collection) a few knives, a bearded axe and a gladius which is the pride of my collection..

    • @Albert-dz9rl
      @Albert-dz9rl 4 года назад +1

      sper ca nu vrei sa o folosesti pe oameni

    • @scottbauer71
      @scottbauer71 4 года назад +6

      Can you purchase in person? After the current scare, maybe arrange a pilgrimage to New Glarus Wisconsin USA and still have money left over from your budget to have fun at nearby Wisconsin Dells or HoChunk Casinos

    • @ThiLI0n
      @ThiLI0n 4 года назад +5

      Guessing you'd have a better time ordering from European manufacturers ;-)

    • @rollothewalker5535
      @rollothewalker5535 4 года назад +1

      @@Albert-dz9rl Logic....

  • @lachy1709
    @lachy1709 4 года назад +65

    Hey skall, next time you have to reform an edge try using a plank of wood and a wooden mallet, it can still shape it but it’s not a hard impact. Yes the cold forming causes stress but it’s a lot less

  • @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
    @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 4 года назад +4

    I'm not alone in wanting a protagonist in a story to use an Albion principe

  • @cogliostronecro5740
    @cogliostronecro5740 4 года назад +85

    "AYE, THE WILD IS NO PLACE FOR GENTLE FOLK WHO CAN NEITHER FIGHT NOR FEND FOR THEMSELVES"

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 года назад +92

    *"There can be **_Only One"_*
    So would this be at the top of the list for a immortal?
    Considering that you'll be doing single dueling but will need decapitation strokes.

    • @Contevent
      @Contevent 4 года назад +15

      I'm glad Highlander is still the standard of practicality we judge swords to this day.
      And yup, seems like a top notch choice. Two handed, great cutting, great agility. The only thing that makes it not that good is the lack of conceability, although immortals seems to have mastered the way of hiding long swords in seemingly normal cloth so maybe not.
      The width of the blade isn't an issue from a "stay stuck" perspective as they mostly battle duels. If the blade stay stuck in an immortal, they're not going put much of a fight afterward anyway.

    • @modisp
      @modisp 4 года назад +1

      @@Contevent Is this actually suitable sword for blocking?

    • @WolfKenneth
      @WolfKenneth 4 года назад +1

      @@modisp blocking what?

    • @Contevent
      @Contevent 4 года назад +3

      @@modisp It's wide enough so it looks like it Can take a few hit. It's agile enough to intercept a blade, but beyond that I don't know.
      The technical issues to blocking are beyond my compétence.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 4 года назад +1

      For Highlander it's a damned impressive looking sword. So perfect lol

  • @mattilaiho7979
    @mattilaiho7979 4 года назад +92

    6:43 "Ribbed for her pleasure"...
    Is that how one gets their girlfriend/wife to support their outrageously expensive sword purchases?

    • @Rune_Scholar
      @Rune_Scholar 4 года назад +16

      I'd never allow a guy to buy such an expensive sword. There wouldn't be any money left for me to buy my own.

    • @Rhike
      @Rhike 4 года назад

      @Deimos Cain no

  • @isaweesaw
    @isaweesaw 4 года назад +59

    Last time I was this early, pommels had never been used to end foes rightly

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @absolutepineapple4115
      @absolutepineapple4115 4 года назад +1

      Truly the darkest of times, Knight times.

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 4 года назад +2

      The first person to realize that pommels can be unthreaded and thrown: "I am become death. The destroyer of worlds."

    • @gre8
      @gre8 4 года назад +4

      You are getting this wrong. Swords were designed around throwable pommels, not the other way around. Before there was the blade, there was the pommel.

  • @iacobvs2605
    @iacobvs2605 4 года назад +1

    I love the way this is shot. The background and the snow are excellent; don't apologise! Even the background wind is amazing

  • @Skelstoolbox
    @Skelstoolbox 4 года назад +22

    Obi Wan: That sword is our last hope... YODA: No, there is another....

  • @justahattrynachill8748
    @justahattrynachill8748 4 года назад +8

    4:43
    This is why I watch skall. Good information and nice humour.

  • @Fasnic
    @Fasnic 4 года назад +24

    Well, as I'm stuck with 1 hand for the foreseeable future... I like that weight and balance.

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 4 года назад +7

      One handed 100

    • @Fasnic
      @Fasnic 4 года назад +2

      @Marko Botic well being paralyzed on one side from a stroke wasn't exactly planned... My Paul Chen viking sword works great though

    • @snowmanleblanc6053
      @snowmanleblanc6053 4 года назад +5

      @@Fasnic oof it must hard, i hope you get the hang of things there

    • @YiorgosVr
      @YiorgosVr 4 года назад +1

      @Marko Botic and let's not forget that you can't end them rightly with one arm!

    • @Fasnic
      @Fasnic 4 года назад +5

      @@snowmanleblanc6053 thanks.... Been 3yrs... I'm operating fairly well at this point... And at least I have better coordination of my left side and working with my swords is safer now.

  • @Rafael57YT
    @Rafael57YT 3 года назад +1

    This video is a 10/10, the snow that falls in the back and on the sword is perfection

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 4 года назад +3

    Skall practically lives in a Black Metal music video.

    • @akashahuja2346
      @akashahuja2346 4 года назад

      Still needs the corpse paint :)

    • @squiddle5193
      @squiddle5193 4 года назад

      @@akashahuja2346 living it and living in it are different things I guess

  • @BE02Raziel
    @BE02Raziel 4 года назад +4

    Skall: No sound, rattling or anything like that.
    Principe: [ANGRY LIGHTSABER NOISES]

  • @Gullible147
    @Gullible147 4 года назад +7

    4:05 lol the music when he cuts the target 😂

  • @EisenKreutzer
    @EisenKreutzer 4 года назад +8

    Looks like Skall solved the Riddle of Steel, and it turns out the steel IS mightier than the man who wields it.

    • @Kledthunder
      @Kledthunder 4 года назад

      even thulsa doom died by steel!

  • @eazy8579
    @eazy8579 4 года назад +32

    I am a simple man; I see one of Skall's videos, I click

  • @RyanW1019
    @RyanW1019 4 года назад +1

    Your enthusiasm is really apparent! I rarely see you give such glowing and unambiguously positive reviews.

  • @IPostSwords
    @IPostSwords 4 года назад +4

    The Principe is my top pick for an unbelievable cutting sword for soft targets. Extra leverage with the longer grip, and scentstopper pommel, and the same absurdly fantastic type 18c blade as the alexandria.

    • @myco9253
      @myco9253 4 года назад

      The only gripe I have with the principe is just the decorative mid piece. Wish it was not there.

    • @IPostSwords
      @IPostSwords 4 года назад

      @@myco9253 I kinda like it, remindsm e of castillion swords.

  • @zarmr9719
    @zarmr9719 4 года назад +1

    I am glad I picked it up right after your first video with it! 😌

  • @adamb2077
    @adamb2077 4 года назад +89

    Skall i have a question. Since we know that historically swords have different edge profiles along the same blade, is there any evidence that one side of a double edged sword is blunter so that it would be more suitable for encountering harder materials? So the sword would have a "sharp" side, for lightly armored opponents, and a "Dull" side for when the blade was expected to encounter mail or plates.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  4 года назад +142

      I highly doubt it, simply because it's basically impossible to consistently keep track of which side is which in the middle of combat.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 года назад +28

      @@Skallagrim I was going to respond with the same. You'd quickly lose track of which edge is which.
      You could probably paint each edge but shouldn't be looking at your blade in combat.

    • @Efra_EMX
      @Efra_EMX 4 года назад +6

      @@Skallagrim How well would that kind of sword perform if it were to exist?
      Let's just say that you can keep track which side is which, either by painting it or have some indicator on the grip so you can feel the side.

    • @sarojolibois6088
      @sarojolibois6088 4 года назад +24

      @@Efra_EMX well, even if it's dull an edge wouldn't do any good against mail or plate anyway. People had other weapons more suitable to deal with such kind of targets. Sword was far from being the only weapon a knight or even a foot soldier would carry into battle. The need to counter armor was a big deal at the time, that's why maces, polearms, spears and pointy edges were so common.
      A sword with a dull edge would be less efficient than these weapons, adding to the fact that keeping track of which edge is which is downright impossible in a battle as Skallagrim said, I think it would perform very poorly.

    • @2bingtim
      @2bingtim 4 года назад +6

      That was essentially the idea behind the double headed axe: One sharp side for felling trees & the other for chopping out roots after they'd been exposed as soil is an excellent medium for blunting a sharp edge. But I've never heard of it being applied to swords.

  • @knubbigfluffigkatt3972
    @knubbigfluffigkatt3972 4 года назад +2

    Even me who haven't owned a sword or swung one have found Skallagrim's videos interesting for years. :)

  • @exlibrisas
    @exlibrisas 4 года назад +6

    Sword: THICC!
    Skall... THICC!

  • @BespokeCarpentry
    @BespokeCarpentry 3 года назад +1

    I'm not into swords, not have i ever thought about buying one, but you have sold me on this sword. I have to have one. Just in case I run out of ammo..

  • @themightypen1530
    @themightypen1530 4 года назад +4

    No way man! Everyone knows the katana is the best cutting sword. They've been folded a million times. A MILLION TIMES you guys! I did some rough math and that means that each individual katana blade took no less than six years of continuous folding day and night without stopping! It seems *literally* impossible but we all know it's true.

  • @user-td6ce9yi2j
    @user-td6ce9yi2j 11 месяцев назад

    I love all of your content it brings me a light through my depression you have kept me alive for several years you are my favourite content creator so from the bottom of my heart thank you and may your days be filled with good fortune and hope

  • @kuroru69
    @kuroru69 4 года назад +4

    06:42 he didn't have to do it, but he did it anyway, for us.

  • @JordanShultz97
    @JordanShultz97 4 года назад +1

    I love Albion swords. I’d have two or three by now but college is a bit more important currently. Great video and I’m excited to watch the future ones!

  • @look4lec
    @look4lec 4 года назад +13

    The last thing I did before he stabbed me in the chest was click like and subscribe, I even clicked the bell and uhhhhhhhh his stab in the last second killed me. I am dead.

  • @strydyrhellzrydyr1345
    @strydyrhellzrydyr1345 2 года назад

    Gosh u guys are so lucky ... Getting swords sent around from company to reviewer... I love this sword

  • @mailais3403
    @mailais3403 4 года назад +96

    Virgin curved sword :NOOOOO!!!! MY KATANA IS THE BEST CUTTER WITH CURVE BLADE DESIGNED FOR BEST CUTTING PERFORMANCE AND FINESSE
    Chad XVIIIC :haha albion principe go woosh-stab-woosh

    • @burgernthemomrailer
      @burgernthemomrailer 4 года назад +23

      virgin weeb katana vs chad big dick albion principle

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 3 года назад +1

      Albion Principe:cleaves Katana blade in twine and shreds through samurai breastplate.

    • @ghoststride6536
      @ghoststride6536 3 года назад

      @@michaelkean5969 no kidding. That would happen.

  • @user-ho7qg1fz6h
    @user-ho7qg1fz6h 4 года назад +1

    Amazing sword. And even more amazing Scallagrim!

  • @jarlbregadan914
    @jarlbregadan914 4 года назад +7

    There is no perfect sword, we should always take context into consinderation, every sword type has its pros and cons and we have to... 0:53 Oh. Oh, bloody hell. 1:00, BY THE GODS!

  • @netgore494
    @netgore494 4 года назад

    Dont worry about the audio of the background, its quite beautiful and calm sounding. Very beautiful home!

  • @steweey9213
    @steweey9213 4 года назад +3

    what a beautiful sword! did Skall get a new camera? seems the picture quality is better. also you did a great job with the audio. i live in New Brunswick and i know those winds, you did a great job drowning out that noise lol.

  • @commanderjavik6369
    @commanderjavik6369 4 года назад +1

    The sound it made when it cut through the tatami pole and the branch, I thought I will only hear that in fiction. This weapon is a musical instrument as well.

  • @atomicdestroyer8068
    @atomicdestroyer8068 4 года назад +3

    Skall, in one of your videos can you show us what armour you would wear into battle? (without modern weapons guns, grenades etc)

  • @hitman5782
    @hitman5782 3 года назад +1

    Wow, the slice from 2:20 is world-class. extremely impressive.

  • @LoliFoxQueen
    @LoliFoxQueen 4 года назад +13

    Skall: "it is ribbed ... for her pleasure"
    SCP 504: YEET!

  • @luckx6533
    @luckx6533 4 года назад

    I actually like the background of outside, the trees blowing is really nice :)

  • @alexandersarchives9615
    @alexandersarchives9615 4 года назад +7

    Albion Princepe: exists. Skall: I’ll take your entire stock!

  • @joseventura4717
    @joseventura4717 3 года назад

    Ever since is saw this sword, it's become the only sword I can ever imagine myself with.
    This is the most gorgeous sword design I've seen.
    I must thank you for that.

  • @LoliFoxQueen
    @LoliFoxQueen 4 года назад +2

    Skall: "you dont get this thing for peanuts"
    SCP 173: you called? *snaps random D class's neck*

  • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
    @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 4 года назад

    I just rewatched your albion berserkr episode from a while ago, and i checked to see what you most recently posted, and its another banger albion ep
    Love it

  • @madao7865
    @madao7865 4 года назад +7

    "I hope you get the point."
    That's pretty much how much of it I could afford.

  • @JorPanzer
    @JorPanzer 4 года назад

    The water dripping behind you is surprisingly calming

  • @pumpjackmcgee4267
    @pumpjackmcgee4267 4 года назад +3

    This video feels like the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. Except with swords.

  • @ryanart7241
    @ryanart7241 4 года назад +1

    This video auto played up. So I didn’t get to see the thumbnail. But as soon as you showed this beast of a sword, I skeeted! My mind immediately was like “ I bet it cuts godlike” and boom you showed the cut footage. 😱. You’re so good at reviewing swords, that even my normie brain has been taught enough to at least spot and appreciate a great sword at an early glance.

  • @AtlasNL
    @AtlasNL 4 года назад +4

    That’s a beautiful sword, damn. Also, I am actually early for once!

  • @turin_turambar742
    @turin_turambar742 4 года назад +2

    A well done review Skall as always, humorous and livley. I enjoy watching these. Stay safe and good luck!

  • @dustin7671
    @dustin7671 4 года назад +5

    Am I the only person who sees this and thinks it's like an executioner's sword version of Durza's sword from the Eragon movie?

    • @tose5566
      @tose5566 3 года назад

      You mean zar’roc

    • @dustin7671
      @dustin7671 3 года назад

      @@tose5566 No. I meant Durza's sword. because it's short and goes straight to the point.

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 3 года назад

    The slo-mo of that cutting is so sweet! It's like it's going through air and some of that air is tatami colored.

  • @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected
    @SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected 4 года назад +21

    Did you add sound effects when cutting with it? It sounds like a singing sword.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  4 года назад +20

      Nope, that's the original sound.

    • @alizairheslin3664
      @alizairheslin3664 4 года назад +1

      @@Skallagrim Would have been perfect for april fools.

    • @George_Gogo01
      @George_Gogo01 4 года назад

      @@Skallagrim ...so you are saying its real...i want to believe but something tell me its still too good to be true.

  • @diodoomdonuts7361
    @diodoomdonuts7361 4 года назад +1

    AWESUM 🗡🗡
    GREAT VIDEO REVIEW AND THE COAT YOU WERE WEARING WHILST DOING THE OUTDOOR CUTTING SKALL MADE YOU LOOK LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL VAN HELSING SLAYER. SUPER COOL. SLAY THOSE VAMPIRES ⚰👿🗡💪🤘

  • @fungus4657
    @fungus4657 4 года назад +4

    thew random bits of music whenever he cuts during the other clips are killing me
    4:06

  • @bobafat2082
    @bobafat2082 4 года назад

    Might be because I had a little too much whiskey this evening, but 6:43 made me chuckle. Love it!

  • @venrahtryne5253
    @venrahtryne5253 4 года назад +3

    Still snow in Canada, 20°C in Germany XD

    • @erwinli6962
      @erwinli6962 4 года назад

      I mean Canada is really big, on the opposite side it’s getting close to 20C as well

    • @venrahtryne5253
      @venrahtryne5253 4 года назад

      @@erwinli6962 yeah Canada is almost 30 times as big as germany XD

  • @LurkerDaBerzerker
    @LurkerDaBerzerker 4 года назад +2

    *Relevant and Supportive Comment*

    • @LurkerDaBerzerker
      @LurkerDaBerzerker 4 года назад +2

      Btw, Exanima has gotten quite the update as of late. Would be cool to know what you think of some of the new content and systems, though most of it is featured in the story.

  • @ranchjenkem6002
    @ranchjenkem6002 4 года назад +3

    Dark Souls called. They want their Broadsword back

  • @crakilldurmom
    @crakilldurmom 4 года назад

    @skallagrim I found your videos a few years back when looking for a review on the TFW Ginuntung.
    Thank you, keep it up, stay safe.

  • @TheCrusader1099
    @TheCrusader1099 4 года назад +3

    If you want somthing cheap and similar go for the windlass“erbach“, for its price its a good light backyard cutter which cutts fine...

    • @sojjjer
      @sojjjer 4 года назад

      it’s discontinued
      The cold steel Italian long sword is respected as a budget cutter sword as well

  • @Jackal19x
    @Jackal19x 4 года назад

    If you start putting the cutting montages along with the dramatic musical intros, you'll be the Garand Thumb of sword reviews 🤙

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi 4 года назад +5

    I'm really curious, do you own this sword or did you borrow it for review?
    WHAT THE HELL YOU DAMAGED THAT MASTERPIECE?!! I'm sad...

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  4 года назад +16

      I own it. This is why I don't like to borrow stuff. :)

    • @TheRockLobsterMafia
      @TheRockLobsterMafia 4 года назад +2

      @@Skallagrim haha I couldn't imagine accidently damaging a subscribers weapon, id much rather pay the money for it myself than to pay for replacement lmao.

  • @anthonycooper225
    @anthonycooper225 3 года назад

    the sound it makes while cutting........ awesome! and the shape is pretty

  • @ravenous_videophile
    @ravenous_videophile 4 года назад +6

    As a Pimp once said in a church: "When you buy the one's that says, 'Ribbed for HER pleasure', turn em inside out and they 'Ribbed for YOUR pleasure'.

  • @BLS31
    @BLS31 4 года назад +1

    That *pang* noise it makes every time it cuts would would make it at least a unique weapon in some sort of open world fantasy RPG, among other obvious things.

  • @TheNo1there
    @TheNo1there 4 года назад +4

    question for gamers here: who thinks the Principe looks awfully similar to the Great Sword on Mount and Blade Warband?

    • @LPSD4829
      @LPSD4829 4 года назад

      If only the blade was a little bit thicker, and maybe tiny bit slimer in width, it would look exactly the same!

    • @TheLP2200
      @TheLP2200 4 года назад +1

      "That's a nice head you have on yer shouldahs!"

    • @pug-aloentertainment3801
      @pug-aloentertainment3801 4 года назад

      Pretty sure M&B sword based off this one. But longer

  • @DarkLawify
    @DarkLawify 4 года назад

    Skall... you encourage bad spending habits.
    Loved the review. Fair and honest.

  • @Muritaipet
    @Muritaipet 4 года назад +7

    Skall, I wish you hadn't said "ribbed for her pleasure".

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 4 года назад

      Well, at least now we know that Cara married him because of his nice collection of sex toys. :-)

  • @tsukuamatesusa222
    @tsukuamatesusa222 4 года назад

    ASMR with Skall sword review and background wind and rain sounds

  • @JohnSmith13334
    @JohnSmith13334 4 года назад +11

    Hmm you spelt ‘Boromir’s sword’ wrong.

    • @isaiahgonzales9989
      @isaiahgonzales9989 4 года назад +1

      Lol it's pretty close. If only it were an arming sword.

  • @bananaman1579
    @bananaman1579 4 года назад

    I love seeing this man get excited about his blades

  • @andrebarreto9177
    @andrebarreto9177 4 года назад +6

    Did Skall encountered health issues or just getting middle age?
    He is going back to the shape he had 10 years ago, it feels awfully close to home lol.

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 4 года назад +4

      Hibernation effects.

  • @darthblade2016
    @darthblade2016 4 года назад

    Yay!!! Sword review!! I liked the beauty shots of the blade at the beginning.

  • @grainherstal1912
    @grainherstal1912 4 года назад +3

    I swear, these cutting swords always have a disproportionately large blades relative to their handles

  • @RiderOftheNorth1968
    @RiderOftheNorth1968 4 года назад +1

    This is a beautiful sword! Lets hope nothing horrible will happen to it in the future, oooh wait....

  • @mch43856
    @mch43856 4 года назад +4

    Looks like the Greatsword from Mount and Blade: Warband lmao i.imgur.com/QnOrDyD.jpg

  • @karoliszutautas808
    @karoliszutautas808 4 года назад +2

    Petition to make Skall do all of his weapon rewievs with Valsgarde 8 helmet

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  4 года назад +1

      Nah, it would just look wrong to combine an 8th century helmet with a 15th century sword.

    • @Fish-ub3wn
      @Fish-ub3wn 4 года назад +2

      @@Skallagrim "This is my new sword, and this is my helmet which was passed through generations in my family" ;)

    • @cuachogaidh
      @cuachogaidh 4 года назад +1

      @@Skallagrim one of the things that frustrates me most at renaissance festival. All the mismatched weapons and clothes.

  • @CrudeConduct666
    @CrudeConduct666 4 года назад +4

    Damn I wish I had two months of wages to drop on a toy. With expensive guns I can at least tell myself it's a defense tool or for hunting, but there is no way to justify getting a 3000$ sword xD I want one, but I just never see it happening.

    • @FoddyFogHorn
      @FoddyFogHorn 4 года назад +3

      You can use a sword for self defense 😏

    • @CrudeConduct666
      @CrudeConduct666 4 года назад

      @@FoddyFogHorn not a 3000$ one, hell no. Plus like, I already own many guns so it's like, ehhh. I wish I could convince myself it's worth it man, but if you're really honest with yourself, it's just a sharp plaything. Which sucks, they're cool. But gunpowder killed the melee weapon, plain and simple. It's rare to see bayonets nowadays even. And when you do I hardly call them bayonets, more like glorified knives.

    • @FoddyFogHorn
      @FoddyFogHorn 4 года назад

      @@CrudeConduct666 yeah facts

    • @jty9631
      @jty9631 4 года назад

      Hey a guy wielding a sword in close quarters is still scary. :p Mount it under your bed?

    • @herakles6185
      @herakles6185 4 года назад +1

      I woulnd put hunting rifles / shotguns in the same category as they are tools more than entertainment things. But i see no difference in buying a sword for 1400$ and a gun, both are equally unjustified. Whether your target practice shooting with guns or bows or cutting water bottles for fun, its all the same.

  • @GaudialisCorvus
    @GaudialisCorvus 4 года назад

    I don't know why but I found it really funny in the beginning when you started reviewing the sword and the weather started to worsen. Great review, Skal, and beautiful sword!

  • @George_Gogo01
    @George_Gogo01 4 года назад +1

    4:05-4:08 You know its a amazing weapon when its start to do anime/video game sound when you cut with it

  • @Tijjain
    @Tijjain 4 года назад

    Can we all take a moment to applaud Skall for doing this video WITHOUT gloves!? As much as I love winter, I die any time my hands get even the slightest bit cold.