You get to lead but if he doesn't like where you're taking it you get to leave as an elk. Be warned though... Oko turning you into an elk is not Oko telling you that he is done 'getting it'. Oko isn't just a power-bottom.... he's also a fairy. That's important.^^
@@igorporfiirio4915 Admittedly he's not likely to go THAT far (Fae he may be but that's ZEUS levels of horny) and you'd probably end up as a new zoo exhibit or something.^^
He's so cool to build around, he looks so wholesome for how much homicide he's going to be doing and how many Phyrexians are in my deck, I've even seen an alter that turned him into a Phyrexian. Turns out all the Splicers just so happen to be in Bant colors, damn this man is weirdly flavorful.
Dude, I would pay any, literally any, amount of money for an official WotC release of a full set of gingerbread Splicer tokens. As in every single one, including the Legendary *and* the one from the Commander deck.
I love how he is just Bant Hofri Ghostforge but his dudes are small and edible. Hofri does basically the same thing but take your lunch-money while you are being held down by the board you just wiped.
WW1 was the trenches, not WW2 you said Croissant while showing a baguette the second breakfast 'cards down, hands up' had me howling laughing too much to care about the first two! That was high quality comedy, Brenard wasn't the only one cooking!
As a chef, I actually just laughed a mouth full of food onto the screen at that last line. And as a chef, I don't usually break composure. Good to know.
Bernard goes infinite with Eternal Scourge and Ashnod's Alter, so have fun chewing through the unlimited life total of their food token extravaganza or whatever Eldrazi titan they pulled from a deal with the devil.
Attempt #4 of asking for Halana and Alena. Them and the Forgotten ancient are what gives my opponents nightmares about stepping into a forest ever again
I turned my selesyna golem deck into a bant one with this guy. All the phyrexian splicers that come with a golem, tons of janky and not-so-janky golems. A deck where I can run solemn simulacrum not because its a good card, but because its also a golem. And then get seconds when it dies. Its fantastic.
I *_was_* going too build this guy... then I saw Missy from the Dr. Who set; the lady who makes every dead thing come back upside down as a Cyberman... Not gonna lie, I have always had a thing for older women. Also "Yes chef" and "That one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people" frickin killled me. Jokes of the year 15 out of 10
I must say, I've been seeing that guy popping up here or there every once in awhile and he looks absolutely delicious in every way shape and form. Also still waiting for a video on Tergrid, God of Fright
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Back for Seconds? Damn, I thought I was killing it with the "Nothing ventured, nothing gained" line I've been using in draft. Killed it with this roast! Will be thinking about it everytime I play Bernard from here out
Can confirm food decks get up to absolute shenanigans. I've got a Rocco, Street Chef deck loaded to the brim with token doublers and red cards that sac artifacts for value or outright damage to the face. Go ahead, play that card Rocco exiled from the top of your library, maybe I'll only get 8 artifact etb triggers and gain enough life to make Oloro blush.
Holy shit, this whole video has me in stitches. I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight and now i feel like I've just been roofied by power-bottom link but he was actually just role playing as a power-bottom.
Just a reminder that yesterday saw the release of Displaced Dinosaurs, a green card that make all historic permanents ETB as 7/7 Dinosaurs in addition to everything else that they already are. 7/7 Gingerbread Dino Splicers, in populate colors.
The first tribal deck I ever made was a Modern Masters 2017 constructed 60-card Bant Golems deck and Brenard made me finally convert it to a commander deck
The Magic the Gathering equivalent of breaking into your friends' house to eat their food with their utensils and then just leave the dishes in their sink.
The comment about golems actually makes me want to build this deck around "splicer tribal". There's a bunch of 1/1s that bring a 3/3 golem token along for the ride and then buff the golem. This dude making the golems 5/5s, then letting you kill your splicer so they come back and give you *another* 5/5 golem (which probably has trample and/or flying from your splicer's buffs) seems like a fun way to play this.
From here on out I will only refer to Asmor' as "That One Time Wizards Got Really Mad At Dyslexic People" Not just because it's funny but because it's easier to pronounce
Went up against a Brenard player recently, the whole time I was getting my ass blasted because every time I tried to put Hellkite Tyrant on board, somehow everyone at the table decides that it's me that's the threat instead of Panharmonicon central that's been dropping Mind Flayer part 2 alongside Darksteel/Maul/Wing Splicer for the past two hours for a 5-0 winrate.
I love baking Craterrhoof cookies. Just sac the original to a food chain and haave some token doublers out and you havee a full tray of little craterhoof cookies who each give
This combos just stupidly easy with chump blocking too. You block with a normal food creature, eat it before damage, and then get it right back from Sweeney Todd over there.
Counterpoint: there's one other "Gollum" that matters in Commander, and that's my main man Smeagol, Helpful Guide! Can we PLEEEEEEASE get a video on him? I'm begging!
As a proud Brenard user, I will point out you missed the absolute greatest trick: Evoke creatures. They self-sacrifice and then get to come back as tasty treats.
Ok, but nah. You left out where those golem have flying, there's a tribal pump buff out, and they have some sort of sac outlet that gives them half your bank balance per swing. Guy plays meteor golem, copies it, kills all the copies. 3 turns of board wipes. This shit is HEINOUS. This is not food safe. In the name of our Lord and Saviour, Gordon Ramsey, NO!
Given it has white and green in the color identity that means every player is going to have a Parallel Lives, a Doubling Seasons, an Anointed Procession, and Mondrak, Glory Dominus, which they can sac, to exile and when they bring it back as a 1/1 food golem it will make several hundred copies of itself upon entry so that’s when you pack up your cards and go home
holy shit 'that one time wizards got really mad at dyslexic people' has me rolling in fucking stitches
how do you even begin to pronounce that crap
Yogscast Ben and Maldhound share more than one fan. This is not surprising to me lol.
I'm not dyslexic and love complex words, but even I refuse to learn how to pronounce that motherfucker's name.
I took a drink at that moment. I should not have taken a drink at that moment
"Fuck mana, we doing crimes" tier of laughter for me
"I didn't kill your thing because I thought it needed nutmeg" is definitely my favorite line here.
The MTG equivalent of breaking into someone's house and eating toast over their bed.
God that's so perfect
Ernie...what are you doing in my bed?
Eating cookies, Bert! You see, I don't want to get cookies in MY bed. So roll over!"
YES CHEF!
My only complaint about this perfection of a roast is that it was WW1 that had trench warfare and mustard gas. Other than that wonderful.
I appreciate the correction
Glad I wasn't the only one that caught that.
Alao, sorry, but Golem is a trade evolution in generation 2, not 1. XD
Edit: I'm an idiot, it is gen 1. Still a trade evo though.
@@PsychoDiesel48it's def gen 1 my dude
@@stryed1111 oh you were typing that with a smirk are ya
Power-bottom Link can *absolutely* get it.
You get to lead but if he doesn't like where you're taking it you get to leave as an elk.
Be warned though... Oko turning you into an elk is not Oko telling you that he is done 'getting it'.
Oko isn't just a power-bottom.... he's also a fairy.
That's important.^^
I have a Kelan deck named "Future stepson"
He could, but the weird kinky shit with elks is a no for me.
@@igorporfiirio4915 Admittedly he's not likely to go THAT far (Fae he may be but that's ZEUS levels of horny) and you'd probably end up as a new zoo exhibit or something.^^
@@igorporfiirio4915 it’s cute you think you have a say in kinky elk time participation or not, the safe word here is “harder”
I’ve just gotten this man and am working on using him to create a bakery that both the irs and funeral homes will have lots of questions about
Underworld Cookbook in the list? Feels like a must-have for flavour if nothing else
He's so cool to build around, he looks so wholesome for how much homicide he's going to be doing and how many Phyrexians are in my deck, I've even seen an alter that turned him into a Phyrexian. Turns out all the Splicers just so happen to be in Bant colors, damn this man is weirdly flavorful.
The IRS and Funeral homes are asking a lot of questions already answered by my 「Bodies to Banana Bread Bakery」sign
This card single-handedly made me want the only Secret Lair we will never get in the form of gingerbread alt art Phyrexian Golem and their Splicers.
Dude, I would pay any, literally any, amount of money for an official WotC release of a full set of gingerbread Splicer tokens. As in every single one, including the Legendary *and* the one from the Commander deck.
We just have to say it loud enough and often enough for it to happen. Let's get to it.
As someone who is dyslexic, that was an amazing joke that hurt my stomach from laughing so hard.
"I didn't kill it because I thought it needed nutmeg" LMFAO every time with these lines man 🤣
Brenard players with their “food” tokens out here like “I’m not a cannibal, but 5 Camp Supplies is 5 Camp Supplies”
Taking food fighting to another level.
I love how he is just Bant Hofri Ghostforge but his dudes are small and edible. Hofri does basically the same thing but take your lunch-money while you are being held down by the board you just wiped.
“Yes chef~” killed me at the end 😂
From the Rulings for Bernard, Ginger Sculptor:
"Please do not eat the delicious cards."
They're asking politely people.
WW1 was the trenches, not WW2
you said Croissant while showing a baguette
the second breakfast 'cards down, hands up' had me howling laughing too much to care about the first two! That was high quality comedy, Brenard wasn't the only one cooking!
Me: SOLITUDE COMES BACK FOR SEC---
Mald: Every removal spell from hereon is coming at you.
I'll be honest, I'm never going to allow a Brenard at my table unless the player brings a tray of cookies to use as tokens.
_sigh, puts on the oven gloves_
Hand down the BEST "can they get it?" that we've seen yet
As a chef, I actually just laughed a mouth full of food onto the screen at that last line. And as a chef, I don't usually break composure.
Good to know.
"I didn't kill your thing because I thought it needed nutmeg..."
This man never misses.
Bernard goes infinite with Eternal Scourge and Ashnod's Alter, so have fun chewing through the unlimited life total of their food token extravaganza or whatever Eldrazi titan they pulled from a deal with the devil.
@@vederianl9723You sac the token too, you net 1 colorless mana every loop.
Finally, a card that breaks Ashnod's Altar!
@@vederianl9723 except you can sacc the Scourge, exile it with Bernard, then sacc it's token to get 4 mana
Yeah I had to think about it for a while. Guess I didn't delete my comment fast enough.
Attempt #4 of asking for Halana and Alena. Them and the Forgotten ancient are what gives my opponents nightmares about stepping into a forest ever again
Just bought the cards for this guy as a golem tribal deck. Absolutely perfectly cooked roast😂
This man can absolutely get it, love me a man who can cook, and also I love tiny gingerbread knives
🎵 🎵 Everybody was kung-food fighting 🎵🎵
I turned my selesyna golem deck into a bant one with this guy. All the phyrexian splicers that come with a golem, tons of janky and not-so-janky golems. A deck where I can run solemn simulacrum not because its a good card, but because its also a golem. And then get seconds when it dies. Its fantastic.
Power Bottom Link has been the funniest thing I have heard in a LONG time.. thank you so much
That "can he get it" was almost as hard as the one for "daily, nightly, and ever so rightly"
I *_was_* going too build this guy... then I saw Missy from the Dr. Who set; the lady who makes every dead thing come back upside down as a Cyberman... Not gonna lie, I have always had a thing for older women.
Also "Yes chef" and "That one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people" frickin killled me. Jokes of the year 15 out of 10
You forgot to mention the sheer amount of cooks in the kitchen when Bernard dips his toe into Double Doubling Seasons and his Anointed Amarettos.
This is by far my newest favorite. Thank you, I can now end my day peacefully.
I must say, I've been seeing that guy popping up here or there every once in awhile and he looks absolutely delicious in every way shape and form.
Also still waiting for a video on Tergrid, God of Fright
The new Doctor Who dinosaur that makes historic cards 7/7 dinosaurs makes this insane
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I think you got the wrong channel, mate
Mald: "Pastry-Based Taxidermy"
The practice, dear sir, is called Necromunchy, and you will respect it.
"It's just a 1/1, what could possibly go wrong?" - famous last words
Back for Seconds? Damn, I thought I was killing it with the "Nothing ventured, nothing gained" line I've been using in draft.
Killed it with this roast! Will be thinking about it everytime I play Bernard from here out
Can confirm food decks get up to absolute shenanigans. I've got a Rocco, Street Chef deck loaded to the brim with token doublers and red cards that sac artifacts for value or outright damage to the face. Go ahead, play that card Rocco exiled from the top of your library, maybe I'll only get 8 artifact etb triggers and gain enough life to make Oloro blush.
Holy shit, this whole video has me in stitches. I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight and now i feel like I've just been roofied by power-bottom link but he was actually just role playing as a power-bottom.
The picture od a croissant with a beret and a 1911 fucking FLOORED ME 😂😂😂😂😂
These might be your best one-liners yet man... I mean YES CHEF
As a Brenard sous chef, I am in love with this roast and makes me love him more.
Just a reminder that yesterday saw the release of Displaced Dinosaurs, a green card that make all historic permanents ETB as 7/7 Dinosaurs in addition to everything else that they already are.
7/7 Gingerbread Dino Splicers, in populate colors.
As a filthy casual who plays Golems, this card makes me happy.
Would love to make a commander deck with him if commander wasn’t so expensive that is. Since a lot of Doctor Who cards work well with him
The combo with Displaced Dinosaurs is hilarious
I absolutely love this card and I cannot wait to build a deck around him
This man and Ygra. Everything is food, you're welcome.
Finally! I've found the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane!
Bant is so good at attracting board wipes...and equally good at turning them against you.
The first tribal deck I ever made was a Modern Masters 2017 constructed 60-card Bant Golems deck and Brenard made me finally convert it to a commander deck
“That one time people got really mad at dyslexic people” sent me 😂
"Power Bottom Link." That implies that Link isn't already a power bottom. Smh.
Run run as fast as you can ill be kicking your ass I'm the ginger bread man! 😅
I loved this.
Now, please. Consider my bae Nine-fingers Keene for roasting. That ward has to be mentioned
...this Baker is now the Newest Citizen of Hobbiton. Also; how about Elevensies?
Love all the commander takes. This will by my day 1 of asking for Norin the Wary
As a bant player this breakdown gives me joy. Can the chef whip up a Chulane roast next? ;o
When your cookie oven is named Birthing Pod you will be getting calls from the FDA.
Darksteel Splicer makes this commander extra funny
Yeah, got a Chef and his Fighting Foodons!!!!
The Magic the Gathering equivalent of breaking into your friends' house to eat their food with their utensils and then just leave the dishes in their sink.
Forget _"Let him cook"_ That card says _"I _*_WILL_*_ cook, and you'll like it."_
These roasts never ceace to amuse, great work
Now can we get a roast on Heliod, the Radiant Dawn?
says croissant - shows baguette *french twitching intesifies*
The comment about golems actually makes me want to build this deck around "splicer tribal". There's a bunch of 1/1s that bring a 3/3 golem token along for the ride and then buff the golem. This dude making the golems 5/5s, then letting you kill your splicer so they come back and give you *another* 5/5 golem (which probably has trample and/or flying from your splicer's buffs) seems like a fun way to play this.
"Power Bottom Link" "Sexy Ganondorf" do you know how little that narrows it down
I will be using this as my commanders for my splicer deck
Brenard is the commander we needed for our rise and shine finisher.
This was absolutely fucking hilarious. Ngl, still waiting on that Alesha roast
Says croissant and shows baguette. I almost missed that one. :D
From here on out I will only refer to Asmor' as "That One Time Wizards Got Really Mad At Dyslexic People"
Not just because it's funny but because it's easier to pronounce
When a full one sentence is less of a mouthful than a man's name, you've got an issue
Went up against a Brenard player recently, the whole time I was getting my ass blasted because every time I tried to put Hellkite Tyrant on board, somehow everyone at the table decides that it's me that's the threat instead of Panharmonicon central that's been dropping Mind Flayer part 2 alongside Darksteel/Maul/Wing Splicer for the past two hours for a 5-0 winrate.
Gingerbrute is funnier than a hellkite?
I love baking Craterrhoof cookies. Just sac the original to a food chain and haave some token doublers out and you havee a full tray of little craterhoof cookies who each give
And this is why I fucking love mald.
This combos just stupidly easy with chump blocking too. You block with a normal food creature, eat it before damage, and then get it right back from Sweeney Todd over there.
"That one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people" bruh got me dying 💀
"via croissant"
(shows baguette)
"FINALLY. Some GOOD fucking content"
Still waiting for any of the planeswalker commanders. Roast um! Even though my man is daretti
I'm gonna need to come back as a food cause I just broke 9 ribs listening to this and my nieghbores no longer have hearing
Request for a short on either one of the Nashi cards, Moon's Legacy or Moon's Scion please.
13 days of halloween but its the 13 doctors
(Utilize the fact there are a couple extra doctors for comedic effect as needed)
Counterpoint: there's one other "Gollum" that matters in Commander, and that's my main man Smeagol, Helpful Guide! Can we PLEEEEEEASE get a video on him? I'm begging!
As a proud Brenard user, I will point out you missed the absolute greatest trick: Evoke creatures. They self-sacrifice and then get to come back as tasty treats.
"90 damage with a croissant" *shows baguette*
Ok, but nah.
You left out where those golem have flying, there's a tribal pump buff out, and they have some sort of sac outlet that gives them half your bank balance per swing.
Guy plays meteor golem, copies it, kills all the copies. 3 turns of board wipes.
This shit is HEINOUS.
This is not food safe.
In the name of our Lord and Saviour, Gordon Ramsey, NO!
"Yes, chef"
Yes sir, strongly agree
I actually just built a Master Chef Lae'zel deck, so the timing on this is super appropriate.
Incredible,. The laugh I needed today.
Oh honey, did you think I was going to kill, exile, and make 1/1 Food Golem copies of _my own_ creatures? Oh ho ho. You sweet summer child.
Please, I'm begging, roast my fave Firesong and Sunspeaker. Thanks Magic Dad
I fucking lost it at "that one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people".
it's just like the british one except the baker actually knows how to make food from outside england.
Great content as usual! Can you do a video/short on Tergrid?
0:32 That, sir, is death by Baguette. 😅
Your best work yet we'll done
You leave my boy alone!
Bant is also great at one of my favorite mechanics of all time: Proliferation
Given it has white and green in the color identity that means every player is going to have a Parallel Lives, a Doubling Seasons, an Anointed Procession, and Mondrak, Glory Dominus, which they can sac, to exile and when they bring it back as a 1/1 food golem it will make several hundred copies of itself upon entry so that’s when you pack up your cards and go home