Jacob Sartorius Can't Actually Sing...

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Today we discover that Jacob Sartorius can't actually sing. Although Jacob Sartorius thinks he can sing, we look at his Genius interview about his song "Better With You".
    Twitter: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @idunspratbubbla4998
    @idunspratbubbla4998 4 года назад +3336

    I love how he's supposed to break down his lyrics but but instead he goes on a rant about waiters

    • @oliver4730
      @oliver4730 4 года назад +102

      That's me when I try to tell any story, I just end up ranting at the end, beginning, middle, or all 3

    • @bunmails7047
      @bunmails7047 4 года назад +2

      😭😭

    • @dynastymason5602
      @dynastymason5602 4 года назад +7

      @@oliver4730 saaaaaaammmmme

  • @FirstnameLastname-zz2cu
    @FirstnameLastname-zz2cu 5 лет назад +2780

    The only way he can possibly hit those high notes is because he’s an actual fetus with a developing voice 😂

  • @nikolsan15
    @nikolsan15 5 лет назад +1510

    Who was the Genius at Genius that thought that Jacob was a “singer” who needed his lyrics broken down and interpreted?

    • @evandagger2972
      @evandagger2972 5 лет назад +18

      A toddler probably

    • @thundercookie1014
      @thundercookie1014 5 лет назад +41

      Someone who knew they’d get a shit ton of views from that video I assume

    • @sovietpropaganda8517
      @sovietpropaganda8517 5 лет назад +1

      the genius at genius wasnt a genius at that moment so he got geniously fired making the genius video alreadly recorded ingenius

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 5 лет назад +3

      It is Genius. It resulted in something hilarious and memeable. It’s guaranteed to get views.

    • @zoerapanot
      @zoerapanot 4 года назад +9

      nah nah nah,,, Genius does it for the memes and expose them

  • @harryedwards5197
    @harryedwards5197 4 года назад +1228

    “Waiter with my coke who doesn’t care bout my health”. That’s a bar right there.

    • @murchonaantoshila2627
      @murchonaantoshila2627 4 года назад +10

      Id like your comment but then id ruin your 69 likes

    • @Nouno470
      @Nouno470 4 года назад +9

      yeah A NEW SET LOW BAR

    • @WOW-gi9ww
      @WOW-gi9ww 3 года назад

      @SmokingThrax SmokingThrax lol

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, waiters are worse. They will bring you as many sugary drinks as it takes to kill you. A bar tender will cut you off. Hmmm...

    • @multiverse2610
      @multiverse2610 3 года назад

      literally,but instead of coke,it is beer

  • @minari13
    @minari13 5 лет назад +6917

    Those lyrics could be written by my 5year old cousin that can't even speak English.

  • @lovinraghava3550
    @lovinraghava3550 5 лет назад +6145

    At this point, I think Genius is just making these videos for the memes

  • @musk_ann9253
    @musk_ann9253 5 лет назад +7936

    Calling Jacob a singer is an insult to the word singer😂😂😂😂

  • @kass227
    @kass227 4 года назад +3684

    James: *No FeMaLe EvEr NoTiCeS mE*
    females that watch James: **cough cough**

  • @sarahpriestley-smith4760
    @sarahpriestley-smith4760 5 лет назад +4258

    Hold up hold up his names Rolf?
    🤣🤣
    His parents never gave him a chance did they
    🤣🤣

  • @quinnohara8669
    @quinnohara8669 5 лет назад +491

    His music did save me when I was about to die from a shark attack a person played his music and all the sharks disappeared

    • @daniellaperaza1565
      @daniellaperaza1565 5 лет назад +24

      Quinn O’Hara 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️. The sharks even hate his music.

    • @senixyz1429
      @senixyz1429 5 лет назад +15

      Omg how does this not have thousands of likes?? lmaooo 😂🤣

    • @stevenmanzo1226
      @stevenmanzo1226 5 лет назад +4

      haHAA

    • @dumpy4164
      @dumpy4164 5 лет назад +2

      Quinn O’Hara MEEEEEEE

    • @latmigdo9025
      @latmigdo9025 5 лет назад

      @@senixyz1429 bc it was not funny...

  • @brady7260
    @brady7260 5 лет назад +3238

    New series: James analyzing videos of people analyzing their own lyrics

  • @ally-ym4gd
    @ally-ym4gd 4 года назад +769

    Jacob: can I get a co-
    Waiter: *No ThAtS uNhEaLtHy*

    • @michellefilpo1442
      @michellefilpo1442 3 года назад +6

      Waiter: wait how the hell is he sleeping in the kitchen?

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 5 лет назад +2945

    "I'm not a nonce, I'm just really funny." I agree with the funny part.

    • @rosanna8663
      @rosanna8663 5 лет назад +24

      Maya 69 i agree with the nonce part

    • @sumk1818
      @sumk1818 5 лет назад +15

      shut up man i swear u always comment on everyone's videos

    • @wifidino.p7955
      @wifidino.p7955 5 лет назад +5

      Maya 69 your pic looks like the girl version of joshys pic

    • @excelll3332
      @excelll3332 5 лет назад

      @@wifidino.p7955 that's because their dating

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 5 лет назад

      Wifidino .p that’s because it is

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 5 лет назад +2264

    I remember that first Jacob Video. Those were the days.

  • @catlvr
    @catlvr 5 лет назад +810

    Me: *reads title*
    We know James, _we know._

  • @aussiespud3613
    @aussiespud3613 5 лет назад +5986

    I think I found the reason for Genius
    To expose how bad singers really are

    • @hyunjinshairband4937
      @hyunjinshairband4937 5 лет назад +33

      The Gacha Kid NOT ALL GODDAMNIT

    • @youmadeafuckywuckygetinthe2525
      @youmadeafuckywuckygetinthe2525 5 лет назад +135

      Quite a few good singers have been interviewed on Genius before. Other than that, yeah.
      If it wasn't for the actual singers on there, I'd absolutely agree.

    • @smolbean3056
      @smolbean3056 5 лет назад +87

      There were good ones until the youtubers started making music

    • @nancydelmaire1629
      @nancydelmaire1629 5 лет назад +2

      Are what say it is OK to be scared somtimes

    • @amtheweatherman
      @amtheweatherman 5 лет назад +11

      True I guess. But they also have singers that are really good. Check out their Ruel lyric break down videos. He’s a great singer

  • @kylenu8311
    @kylenu8311 5 лет назад +452

    I don't know which is worse, Jacob's singing or his ghost writer's ability to make sensible lyrics

  • @amandaboggs3863
    @amandaboggs3863 4 года назад +2297

    “No one sits alone at school”
    THEN WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING JAMES

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 4 года назад +125

      Il sit with you virtually at lunch :3
      **takes out lunch box**

    • @emptysekai
      @emptysekai 4 года назад +65

      i would sit with you

    • @lenesama
      @lenesama 4 года назад +46

      Let's eat lunch together ≧∇≦

    • @vision1059
      @vision1059 4 года назад +52

      Guys let’s be all lunch buddies ♡

    • @lucasalsa6132
      @lucasalsa6132 4 года назад +34

      aight, so have we all agreed that me, amanda,vvillow , soup, lin and simply panda will be eating lunch
      but who will be bringin the drugs?? :(

  • @sheiva_plays7398
    @sheiva_plays7398 4 года назад +237

    jacob saved me i was in a coma and the nurse played his song and i woke up and threw that radio away

  • @paigeallen4371
    @paigeallen4371 4 года назад +975

    "those teeth are whiter than the Republican party" i cHOKED

  • @Rockamolie
    @Rockamolie 5 лет назад +402

    I can't believe this kid is still active I thought he died when musically did.

    • @xoleiyaxo3373
      @xoleiyaxo3373 5 лет назад +14

      I think we accidentally dug him out of the grave 😂
      (He idiotically brought TikTok out with him 🙄😂)

    • @arianahhh1889
      @arianahhh1889 5 лет назад +2

      Seriously, the first thing I thought when I saw a bunch of youtubers making a video on Jacob Saggytits again was if and why hes still relevant.

  • @xkitla
    @xkitla 5 лет назад +2151

    Rolf and Millie
    BEST SHIP OF 2019
    - no one ever

  • @nochupark2487
    @nochupark2487 5 лет назад +4418

    U don’t care bout ur health either if u ordered the coke🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 5 лет назад +99

      Nochu Park
      Ha well I drink Diet Coke because I’m _anorexic_

    • @casswallace5253
      @casswallace5253 5 лет назад +20

      Uhhh haha... 😰

    • @juno9607
      @juno9607 5 лет назад +15

      Cassady Wallace
      Haha yeet

    • @tristanfoss7469
      @tristanfoss7469 5 лет назад +3

      Okay, then.

    • @tayu3636
      @tayu3636 5 лет назад +50

      he caught the 'i don't give a shit, i don't give a fuck“ syndrome.

  • @bobtheballoon8947
    @bobtheballoon8947 4 года назад +187

    2012: Justin and Selena
    2019:Milley and Jacob
    And the quality keeps decreasing each year

  • @hellzcry7994
    @hellzcry7994 5 лет назад +250

    God who looks their child in the eyes and calls them rolf

    • @lovielee1200
      @lovielee1200 5 лет назад +6

      This is a great point ...🤔

    • @personwholovesfoodandpuppi2301
      @personwholovesfoodandpuppi2301 5 лет назад +5

      An elf lol

    • @lea7834
      @lea7834 5 лет назад +6

      Rolf is actually a very popular name (or at least it was for the older generation) here in Germany

    • @amy_avery560
      @amy_avery560 5 лет назад +3

      That comment just made my day😂

    • @kissbabette
      @kissbabette 5 лет назад +2

      Lea also in the Netherlands

  • @george6657
    @george6657 5 лет назад +732

    ‘He’d be showing his Gucci bicycle if he didn’t need stabilisers’ - James

    • @thatoneperson381
      @thatoneperson381 5 лет назад +1

      Dead Channel lmao I read that as he said it

    • @poopiebuttstuff
      @poopiebuttstuff 5 лет назад

      As i was reading that james said it and i was shook

  • @zur137
    @zur137 5 лет назад +134

    Sees title.
    **pretends to be shocked**

    • @RR-jw1tk
      @RR-jw1tk 5 лет назад

      Lmao I feel then same

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 лет назад +1

      Me

  • @gloopy4535
    @gloopy4535 4 года назад +200

    Title: Jacob Sartorius can’t actually sing
    Me: Well no shit, Sherlock.

    • @JB-ko3kq
      @JB-ko3kq 4 года назад +6

      tru

    • @parksrocks
      @parksrocks 4 года назад +3

      Omg that’s what I said xD

  • @brak9534
    @brak9534 5 лет назад +230

    I didnt even know he was still popular

    • @aperson-er9od
      @aperson-er9od 5 лет назад +13

      I didn't even know he was still relevant

    • @anonymousgamer2874
      @anonymousgamer2874 5 лет назад +21

      Brak 953 I honestly forgot he existed...

    • @chess-xj1wp
      @chess-xj1wp 5 лет назад +8

      @@aperson-er9od that's because he's not

    • @God-wd4sw
      @God-wd4sw 5 лет назад +4

      I didn't even know he was alive

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 5 лет назад

      Brak 953 I thought it was a fever dream

  • @Spookypichacat
    @Spookypichacat 5 лет назад +553

    *REMEMBER Jacob started out on **musicall.ly** so it is obvious he has no talent whatsoever, HE LITERALLY CAME FROM AN APP FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT SING*

    • @raidenepicness7116
      @raidenepicness7116 5 лет назад +1

      Spookypichacat people have to start somewhere though.Plus he has made multiple songs with millions of views and has signed in multiple anti-bullying campaigns.Plus you realize there are a lot of people who started out on musically.You don’t bash Loren Gray or BabyAriel so why bash Jacob?

    • @hatkinson9026
      @hatkinson9026 5 лет назад +25

      raiden epicness What do anti-bullying campaigns have to do with being able to sing? And just because he’s made multiple songs doesn’t mean he can actually sing...

    • @Spookypichacat
      @Spookypichacat 5 лет назад +15

      raiden epicness maybe because
      1. I’ve never heard of these people
      And 2. They probably also use auto tune
      And furthermore 3. You have a supreme logo as your icon so your a hypebeast and should be locked up

    • @W1tchy_
      @W1tchy_ 5 лет назад +3

      I dont even know why you are arguing, like we all now here that he is using autotune right? Like many other, no one is saying others dont. And also I undersand that he did good things, but others too, and as TOtal Sh1t said, just because he singed with anti-bullyimg campaings doesnt make him good ay singing.

    • @widlinevalcourt3024
      @widlinevalcourt3024 5 лет назад

      ok do you have talent

  • @virimtz85
    @virimtz85 5 лет назад +567

    I swear all the musical.ly stars think they can sing

    • @isabellaahern5427
      @isabellaahern5427 5 лет назад +13

      @@ArchKnight28 please tell me this is sattire

    • @virimtz85
      @virimtz85 5 лет назад +4

      @@ArchKnight28 I applaud Jazz players (I am one to I play the tenor sax)

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 5 лет назад +6

      Emily they're tik tok stars now sadly

    • @virimtz85
      @virimtz85 5 лет назад +4

      @@lucapeyrefitte6899 Ik but Jacob was a musical.ly star idek if he posts on Tik tok

    • @isabellaahern5427
      @isabellaahern5427 5 лет назад +2

      @@ArchKnight28 oof thank goodness. I just run into a lot of cringey kids who say this but it's not satire lol. oof sry

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 4 года назад +861

    “No one sits on their own at school.”
    Flashbacks to eating lunch in the library by myself
    “Yeah, that’s so stupid, who would ever do that?”
    (I wasn’t bullied, just quiet)

    • @autumnwhisp
      @autumnwhisp 4 года назад +29

      Also quiet, I often went out of the way to avoid people so I normally ate alone.

    • @gummidon1618
      @gummidon1618 4 года назад +12

      I only ate with people sometimes cause I was paranoid of being alone, I got bullied a lot too when I was younger too btw (sorry I know that probably sounds pretty extroverted)

    • @caroxx8489
      @caroxx8489 4 года назад +11

      ...I ate my lunch in the school bathroom :/ social anxiety

    • @OceanBlvd13.
      @OceanBlvd13. 4 года назад +2

      Helena Rosno same here😳✌️

    • @faznanbadri6854
      @faznanbadri6854 4 года назад +3

      not being able to eat with other people around is a sign of insecurities, you should consult a very good therapist. Eating is most vulnerable period for everything even for alpha lion. Being quiet while eating making you the most desirable person for me to eat with. While i did eat with a large of people at school(group table), i never engage to any conversation until i done eating. And eating in bathroom is disgusting, whats the matter with you?

  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx 5 лет назад +4705

    He can

  • @Beka_Rex
    @Beka_Rex 5 лет назад +229

    My chihuahua did a massive burp last night........ it sounded positively pleasant compared to that little turd trying to sing

  • @hamsteroids
    @hamsteroids 5 лет назад +279

    he’s better with you *MILLIE BOBBY BROWN*

    • @fayesl1482
      @fayesl1482 5 лет назад +10

      😂 Jacob doesn’t even deserve Millie lmao

    • @st-stoopid4911
      @st-stoopid4911 5 лет назад

      @@fayesl1482 I agree

    • @victoriarosa9173
      @victoriarosa9173 5 лет назад +14

      I am i the only one who thinks he would be good with jo jo siwa
      1) both anoying
      2) both non existant hair line

  • @moose3720
    @moose3720 5 лет назад +285

    “he’d be riding a gucci bicycle if he didn’t need stabilizers” is a hell of a line, dude

  • @HiHi-is2kd
    @HiHi-is2kd 5 лет назад +238

    “ It’s just an empty f***ing frog! “

  • @aaliyah5979
    @aaliyah5979 5 лет назад +191

    “I know I wanna be with you baby” - Jacob
    “Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that Jacob, would you mind repeating yourself?” - James
    “I know I wanna be with *aUTOOOTUUUUNE* ” - James & Jacob
    Me: *laughs so hard I start coughing and choking*

    • @windyboys
      @windyboys 5 лет назад +3

      My laugh literally became autotuned. 😂

    • @sofia-fk8ul
      @sofia-fk8ul 5 лет назад

      I read this while he said it😂😂💀💀💀

  • @ItsMeHarry
    @ItsMeHarry 5 лет назад +832

    Wow who knew Jacob was dealing with a Coke addiction #Pray4Rolf

  • @chloefagundo5360
    @chloefagundo5360 5 лет назад +520

    James: Jacob Sagitarous can't sing
    Me: What else is new.
    AUTOTUUUNNE

    • @warcriminalinalbania
      @warcriminalinalbania 3 года назад +2

      Sartorius* us sagittariuses don't want him

    • @ayadhyist
      @ayadhyist Год назад

      @@warcriminalinalbaniaHe’s a Libra lmao.

  • @c-j1403
    @c-j1403 5 лет назад +180

    Yeah
    You're my room to breathe
    aNd i CaNt bReaThE AnYmOre

    • @rykeriataylor4744
      @rykeriataylor4744 5 лет назад +11

      I don’t wanna breathe anymore after hearing that

  • @aky5220
    @aky5220 5 лет назад +596

    i bet that fruits sweatshirt has become attached to James' body and he can't remove it anymore

    • @balazsharkai5118
      @balazsharkai5118 5 лет назад +9

      "Sweatshirt" 😏😏😏

    • @iatejimin271
      @iatejimin271 5 лет назад +5

      Armyyy💜

    • @balazsharkai5118
      @balazsharkai5118 5 лет назад +1

      @@iatejimin271 oh shut up

    • @spamacc174
      @spamacc174 5 лет назад +5

      @@iatejimin271 STOP it. You can Appreciate their music BUT NOT UNDER EVERY YT VIDEO OK IT IS FUCking annOYING

    • @spamacc174
      @spamacc174 5 лет назад +1

      Yoongi is just freaking perfect because he didn't ate anything for 4 years and had plastic surgery

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 5 лет назад +584

    8:38 oof hitting those high notes, James and such a beautiful meaning.

    • @-bloom8091
      @-bloom8091 5 лет назад +5

      how the f do u get hundreds of likes on three different comments on the same vid

  • @imbisexualanddumb2556
    @imbisexualanddumb2556 4 года назад +79

    Why does he sound when he stops singing and starts “rapping”

  • @Kirome
    @Kirome 5 лет назад +128

    *Calling the police on Jacob for attempted murder on ears.*

    • @bobbylawson9072
      @bobbylawson9072 5 лет назад +2

      Attempted r u sure
      I have to have subtitles on now :(

  • @milazheleva977
    @milazheleva977 5 лет назад +327

    What kind of a waiter would serve you coke in a mug 3:24

    • @iixne1841
      @iixne1841 5 лет назад +47

      Mila Zheleva i think you should be more concerned why he owns an infinity gauntlet mug

    • @makaylalang3712
      @makaylalang3712 5 лет назад +54

      Ones that don’t care about your health apparently

    • @NeroGraih
      @NeroGraih 5 лет назад +20

      One that's not getting a tip.

    • @imanichatelain556
      @imanichatelain556 5 лет назад

      Lmao y is that what u got 🤣🤣

    • @maisie5037
      @maisie5037 5 лет назад +4

      One that doesn’t care about your health

  • @sophieb5037
    @sophieb5037 5 лет назад +372

    How do the producers sit there with a straight face, while watching that bolox try to sing, I'd be rolling on the floor crying with laughter 😂😂

    • @athoswolff776
      @athoswolff776 5 лет назад +7

      He brings them money so ..

    • @spideypng
      @spideypng 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jess.Loves.Gaming and he is also using them for free exposure

    • @senixyz1429
      @senixyz1429 5 лет назад

      Money is such an influence, sad.

  • @pastaboi3467
    @pastaboi3467 4 года назад +288

    James: “He can achieve this by being one word that starts with an R”
    Me: *thinking the word was retarted*

    • @seanski_
      @seanski_ 4 года назад +18

      I thought it was gonna be racist, though it may be because of everything happening :/

    • @yeeetmetospace7927
      @yeeetmetospace7927 4 года назад +5

      Tbh same 🤣

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 3 года назад +9

      I thought it was r*pist... I was very far off.

    • @ashnconecookingshow3077
      @ashnconecookingshow3077 3 года назад +6

      I thought the word was rice

    • @manicmelomaniac4652
      @manicmelomaniac4652 3 года назад +1

      i thought it was rolls royce initially... i wasn’t paying attention

  • @jiminskookie9416
    @jiminskookie9416 5 лет назад +264

    *BuT wHAt iF I'M tHe MONS---* oh.. that's the wrong one

    • @bitchbye-40
      @bitchbye-40 5 лет назад +2

      *So wHaT iF-*

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, close tho

    • @galaxylite9480
      @galaxylite9480 5 лет назад +1

      that's would be better lyrics than the actual song, instead of "that's been here all along" is "oh that's the wrong one"

    • @jooshmate1486
      @jooshmate1486 5 лет назад

      Jimins Kookie, epic fricken funny dude😄 can’t stop laafing

  • @janklement315
    @janklement315 5 лет назад +721

    He looks so generic...
    It is crazy

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +16

      And his singing is below average haha

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +19

      he looks rlly ugly idk why ppl like him lmaooa

    • @disposable_hero1725
      @disposable_hero1725 5 лет назад +5

      This is true BUT i think James has a crush on him

    • @joemanu96
      @joemanu96 5 лет назад

      He also looks like his girlfriend. OOF

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 5 лет назад +1

      @Jasper Atkinson Default characters.

  • @jassxd4242
    @jassxd4242 5 лет назад +840

    Genius is becoming a singing meme factory.. I’m scared for 2k19
    Edit: HOLY SHIT THX FOR ALL THE LIKES WTF!!!!!!!! But honestly I’m genuinely scared for 2k19

    • @JA-os2we
      @JA-os2we 5 лет назад +1

      lil pixie dust it’s 2019

    • @jassxd4242
      @jassxd4242 5 лет назад +1

      Stick Bag it’s not midnight yet 😉

    • @JA-os2we
      @JA-os2we 5 лет назад +1

      lil pixie dust it’s 3 am for me so technically I’m in 2019

    • @jassxd4242
      @jassxd4242 5 лет назад +2

      Stick Bag how is it in the future??

    • @jassxd4242
      @jassxd4242 5 лет назад +1

      Walnut wait.. wut 😂😂

  • @kxshav
    @kxshav 4 года назад +170

    I really like that James just speaks his mind😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hamsteroids
    @hamsteroids 5 лет назад +258

    WE STAN THICC PAPI

  • @alexplantum177
    @alexplantum177 5 лет назад +261

    Tbh I kinda love my wait staff job...

    • @Katie-wf1lx
      @Katie-wf1lx 5 лет назад +38

      Alex Plantum SAMMEEE! I feel like everybody looks down on the service industry as a bad job but I genuinely enjoy it so much

    • @alexgray2039
      @alexgray2039 4 года назад +28

      Both of you deserve all the tips.

    • @Knightmareatthemuseum
      @Knightmareatthemuseum 3 года назад +1

      Me too , I love being a waitress even when I’m dealing with difficult people cause it allows me to be sociable and gives me good stories and like there are some really good people too that you have to focus on like a Scottish guy who comes in every so often always compliments me for being able to carry so much and as someone who often feels weak it really makes me smile

  • @jillanne7867
    @jillanne7867 5 лет назад +236

    James: he’s one word that starts with R
    Me: FuckBoy
    James: relatable
    Me: Oh oop

    • @capylost
      @capylost 5 лет назад +4

      Fuckboy doesn't even start with an R

    • @jillanne7867
      @jillanne7867 5 лет назад +9

      kimchi r/whoooooosh

    • @sanujib5686
      @sanujib5686 5 лет назад +10

      @@rainbowgrden r/woooosh intensifies

    • @weizhi3307
      @weizhi3307 4 года назад

      ... i wooshed to someone explain plz

    • @imnotacat3798
      @imnotacat3798 4 года назад +4

      Rfuckboy

  • @elizabethbricklebank2078
    @elizabethbricklebank2078 4 года назад +105

    My cat run out my room when he heard him sing lol

  • @canigetsubscribersfornor-ku6yl
    @canigetsubscribersfornor-ku6yl 5 лет назад +142

    He should eat flex tape
    It solves everything

    • @gojira2932
      @gojira2932 5 лет назад +1

      can i get 69 subscribers for no reason no u

    • @God-wd4sw
      @God-wd4sw 5 лет назад +1

      @@gojira2932 I gotchu I'm telling everyone I know to subscribe to you

    • @haleylord5210
      @haleylord5210 5 лет назад +1

      can i get 69 subscribers for no reason mood

    • @gillybug1413
      @gillybug1413 5 лет назад +2

      Im subscribing

    • @alexcawley2981
      @alexcawley2981 5 лет назад

      @@gojira2932 no go away

  • @cloudz1357
    @cloudz1357 5 лет назад +514

    2:28 I could eat a bowl of aphlabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than what ever he just said!

    • @alana4168
      @alana4168 5 лет назад +10

      Retweet

    • @biggy_cheez285
      @biggy_cheez285 5 лет назад +7

      Wolvz
      Alphabet*😂😂😂😂

    • @piinko8644
      @piinko8644 5 лет назад +14

      By the way you spelled "alphabet" you should probably eat ten of them

    • @anaescobar8746
      @anaescobar8746 5 лет назад +6

      Wolvz Alphabet, but either way your comment is GOLD✌️👌😂

    • @samanthamiller975
      @samanthamiller975 5 лет назад

      Lamo but you spelled alphabet wrong

  • @sumayyah_bx
    @sumayyah_bx 5 лет назад +424

    5:46 you alright there James?

  • @Sophia-ux2zx
    @Sophia-ux2zx 5 лет назад +167

    How do you not have millions of subscribers

  • @jessicazhang2829
    @jessicazhang2829 5 лет назад +296

    Genius really be out here exposing people left and right.... first Gabbie Hannah and now Jacob Sartorius🤭

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey 5 лет назад +14

      Jessica Zhang they know what they’re doing

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +5

      Like they’re only gonna interview below average singers. Genius will have such a bad reputation later on that singers who are actually good at singing will decline their invitations to avoid to potential of the curse of dislikes from their videos...

    • @encalica853
      @encalica853 5 лет назад +2

      Genius is actually owned by James Marriott, he forces them to sing on genius, gets views from there and then makes a video on what he has forced people to do

    • @lanae2851
      @lanae2851 5 лет назад

      You spelled his name wrong

    • @encalica853
      @encalica853 5 лет назад +1

      @@lanae2851 please @ people, I just spent 5 minutes frantically checking how I had spelled James Marriott

  • @chibifernando1804
    @chibifernando1804 5 лет назад +166

    Jacob Sartorius Is Cancer To My Ears

  • @BlogManiac64
    @BlogManiac64 5 лет назад +216

    7:27 he's... he's obviously kidding right... RIGHT

    • @kiefferindisguise5196
      @kiefferindisguise5196 5 лет назад +34

      Why would he be? Even his other songs he was tone deaf

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 лет назад +6

      Unfortunately he's just getting started

    • @juanthemexican7068
      @juanthemexican7068 5 лет назад +4

      “I thought Hanna was worse”

  • @rstar8493
    @rstar8493 5 лет назад +93

    "Jacob cant sing"
    me:ABSULOTE NO SURPRISE BUD

  • @burdy707
    @burdy707 5 лет назад +411

    You deserve so much more subs bro you’re the funniest RUclipsr on the platform lmao

  • @naranara8774
    @naranara8774 5 лет назад +315

    No one:
    Not a living breathing human :
    Jacob fanssx: Millie and Rolf for life eeeeeeee

  • @jaxsjpg3225
    @jaxsjpg3225 5 лет назад +195

    Best RUclipsr! So underrated!

    • @DubbelYoo
      @DubbelYoo 5 лет назад +4

      Lcst Boy yes Jacob is very good

    • @God-wd4sw
      @God-wd4sw 5 лет назад +1

      True

    • @isabellamonks9461
      @isabellamonks9461 5 лет назад

      Lcst Boy I know right James Marriott

    • @haydomo1069
      @haydomo1069 5 лет назад

      He made me laugh so much at he’s quirky jokes 😆 and this is my first video I’ve seen on this channel

  • @reply4732
    @reply4732 4 года назад +83

    "You've saved me with this song"
    Set It Off: *Are we a joke to you?*

  • @laniguerrero6710
    @laniguerrero6710 5 лет назад +483

    this guy is so underrated !😂

    • @casswallace5253
      @casswallace5253 5 лет назад +13

      lani guerrero I hope you mean James and not Jacob 😂

    • @gimmeyourkeysplease9230
      @gimmeyourkeysplease9230 5 лет назад +8

      @@casswallace5253 whats with the use of laughing until im crying emojis? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beaewins8179
      @beaewins8179 5 лет назад

      lani guerrero 🤪

    • @JulianFikry
      @JulianFikry 5 лет назад

      @@gimmeyourkeysplease9230 yeah it bugs me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rh9197
      @rh9197 5 лет назад

      @@gimmeyourkeysplease9230 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amassivemess1967
    @amassivemess1967 5 лет назад +210

    I could write better lyrics than that and I failed my English GCSEs

  • @eagrover2
    @eagrover2 5 лет назад +74

    *without autotune, this song would sound like a cat going through the wrong end of a lawn mower*
    Is there a right end?? 😂

    • @nosseslikker
      @nosseslikker 5 лет назад +2

      some bitch copied your comment and got more likes i know how it feels i would make a comment and get 0 likes and when i check later someone has stolen it and gotten around 90 to 200 likes

  • @zynknox5386
    @zynknox5386 5 лет назад +77

    I could never say the kids last name right so I'd just say Sagittarius....
    Jacob sagittarius

    • @thiccallmight2085
      @thiccallmight2085 4 года назад +2

      Lmao me too

    • @SmashTheBandicoot
      @SmashTheBandicoot 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a Young Adult Novel character.....can’t wait for him to show up in the next Hunger Games. XD

    • @elemenco_2659
      @elemenco_2659 3 года назад

      ...wait, his last name isn't Sagittarius?

  • @belphieswifey686
    @belphieswifey686 5 лет назад +291

    HE CANT SING
    I’m sorry it’s just I don’t understand how people listen to him I ACTUALLY don’t understand his vocals are terrible if he tries to hit a high note we’re all screwed

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 лет назад +15

      For real all his fans look up to him like he's God or something. I could sing better and that's saying something.

    • @belphieswifey686
      @belphieswifey686 5 лет назад +10

      T N Right! a lot of people say sweatshirt (the song) helped them through tough times but as soon as I listened to the songs my ears started bleeding it’s TERRIBLE it’s worse than Friday

    • @spyroapplesauce
      @spyroapplesauce 5 лет назад +6

      Raya, Has jams Honestly can’t figure out how he’s famous. He’s the fakest little crap out there.

    • @adlin9567
      @adlin9567 5 лет назад +1

      We been knew sis

    • @boatymcboatface7203
      @boatymcboatface7203 5 лет назад +1

      Well to be fair, we can’t really tell if he will be able to sing when he’s older as he IS going through puberty

  • @spiideriiboii6837
    @spiideriiboii6837 5 лет назад +337

    James: I came to social media because I realised I’d never make it out in the real world and that’s ok. Us trying to be talented is like squeezing blood from a turnip.
    Me: so that’s why I want to be a RUclipsr

    • @wiktorianuzia9518
      @wiktorianuzia9518 5 лет назад +2

      I was reading the comments while watching the video and I was about to read your comment and James started saying that 🤣

    • @anaescobar8746
      @anaescobar8746 5 лет назад

      Wiktoria Nuzia same

  • @honestlyhumanityjustneedst5780
    @honestlyhumanityjustneedst5780 5 лет назад +310

    Your personality is literally _everything_ I need in life. 👏

  • @sarah4974
    @sarah4974 3 года назад +13

    "Jacob actually can't sing"
    *In Africa every 60 seconds, a minute passes*

  • @CordWit
    @CordWit 5 лет назад +240

    Neither can I...

  • @marlasanimations2829
    @marlasanimations2829 5 лет назад +789

    I cant believe millie ( bobby brown ) dated him?!
    Shes so amazing and he is..... you know i dont need to explain. You probably understand.
    Im very glad they broke up.

  • @aeternaa5118
    @aeternaa5118 5 лет назад +136

    James you made more suicide jokes than usual. Is Rolf’s music getting to you?

  • @teenageangstbullshit9523
    @teenageangstbullshit9523 5 лет назад +76

    Me: *reads title*
    Also me: Uh, we been knew. Even WITH autotune, he sounds like an elf on a shelf attempting to sing like Mariah Carey and failing MISERABLY.

    • @iloveu1579
      @iloveu1579 3 года назад +6

      im getting dork diaries vibes from that

  • @menamebighead4070
    @menamebighead4070 5 лет назад +94

    Lele pons has better lyrics
    Matter fact I take that back

    • @mynameisgreg3033
      @mynameisgreg3033 5 лет назад +2

      NYC kid but honestly though, who has worse lyrics???

  • @patrickgibsonmusic
    @patrickgibsonmusic 5 лет назад +604

    Oh look, the wannabe Justin Bieber has returned. James, END HIM!!!

    • @maysmaghribi1244
      @maysmaghribi1244 5 лет назад

      WTF SHUT UP 💀

    • @daniellaperaza1565
      @daniellaperaza1565 5 лет назад +2

      Mays Maghribi are you a Jacob saggititties fan? Figured, he is a wannabe Justin Bieber, I don’t like both, and Jacob can’t SING well.

    • @maysmaghribi1244
      @maysmaghribi1244 5 лет назад +5

      @@daniellaperaza1565 Omg i thought he was talking about james marriot 😂 my bad my bad

  • @bread81
    @bread81 5 лет назад +78

    3:26
    Its a Thanos Gauntlet mug...Good shit.

  • @renegaderenegade4522
    @renegaderenegade4522 4 года назад +21

    a girl in my grade is OBSESSED w him. she’s been obsessed w him for years. everyone in my grade gets annoyed by her talking abt him all the time. i used to be friends w her and 😳😳

  • @jimmyeatzpizza198
    @jimmyeatzpizza198 5 лет назад +77

    I don’t think anybody actually thought he could sing lol

  • @ashpie1602
    @ashpie1602 5 лет назад +231

    Gabbie and Jacob must take vocal lessons from the same teacher ☕️

  • @bingo9634
    @bingo9634 5 лет назад +199

    Okay, so I sing in church and stuff and I have a singing instructor who helps me with my voice, but anyways:
    Jacob is singing from his breath, his throat, when actually when you sing, you sing from your vocal chords in your chest. Jacob is literally just talking out of breath. I’m not saying I’m great at music or anything *Cough* (I’m better then Jacob) *cough* but any one can tell he’s just breathing with words. Okay bye OwO

    • @heart9900
      @heart9900 5 лет назад +14

      You were right. I can hear him breathing just like Jason

    • @krissym4011
      @krissym4011 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly! It bothers me. I'm also not great at music or anything (I'm just in my school's choir) but what you described and breathing techniques are the basics of singing. He also seems to be struggling with sudden changes from low to higher notes which makes me wonder what his vocal range even is...

    • @gresabela4102
      @gresabela4102 5 лет назад +6

      Vv Anime my music teacher at school would teach us about proper singing etiquette and he is singing in his voice. You can sing with your chest voice but with high notes you use your head voice. He just can’t sing. Him and Gabbie both need to stop making music 😂

    • @jade-cg1db
      @jade-cg1db 5 лет назад +8

      Gabble does the same thing. In acting class, we’re taught to speak from our diaphragm and our stomach should move when breathing, not our chest. Same thing with my singing class (I do musicals), singing from your throat is what those girls in your class do when they think they can sing

    • @paigetessera7761
      @paigetessera7761 5 лет назад

      also head voice exists but go off

  • @paytonrodriguez8929
    @paytonrodriguez8929 4 года назад +24

    When you said "Better With You" I thought you said better whip you, lmao

  • @freyaelizabeth3359
    @freyaelizabeth3359 5 лет назад +68

    James is the British Scotty sire.

  • @Smogzz
    @Smogzz 5 лет назад +67

    “When we took breaks I was like I’m better with her.” r/I’m14andthisisdeep

  • @aidenisgrate
    @aidenisgrate 5 лет назад +47

    Jacob tries to be relatable, because being a 16 year old kid who can't even sing and gets recognized for said singing is so relatable.

  • @Malphas38th
    @Malphas38th 3 года назад +8

    Bro if I asked for a coke and the waiter responded with “that’s unhealthy” I’d be fuckin pissed. yea I know it’s unhealthy that’s why I want it, whatever kills me makes me happy

  • @kool-aid_man160
    @kool-aid_man160 5 лет назад +127

    3:07 I know a kid at my school and he sits alone every day at lunch. Me and my friends have invited him to sit with us once but he said that he doesn't want to sit by anyone...... so there is people out there that sit alone

    • @heatherbilly4223
      @heatherbilly4223 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t like sitting by people eating, Bc I can’t stand watching or hearing them eat. ..🙉😠. and I don’t really like people watching me eat either.

    • @Moondalo
      @Moondalo 4 года назад +1

      Heather Billy42 you have misophonia honey look it up

    • @avaorourke4679
      @avaorourke4679 4 года назад

      M Salas yeah I’ve got misaphonia as well

  • @didyouknowimaustralian9763
    @didyouknowimaustralian9763 5 лет назад +51

    5:46
    I just spat my tea all over my...
    *SWEATSHHIIIIRRRTTTTT*
    aNd YoU cAn TelL yOuR fRiEnDs

  • @jenniferhiuser8411
    @jenniferhiuser8411 5 лет назад +45

    "nobody sits alone at school"
    i literally do 💀

  • @Marina-ru4sz
    @Marina-ru4sz 5 лет назад +30

    0:04
    *inhales*
    I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH!!!!

  • @cam.17
    @cam.17 5 лет назад +150

    *who tf said he could in the first place-*

  • @chocomalk
    @chocomalk 5 лет назад +87

    The fact that there is a site called "Genius" and that it exists to explain the deeper meaning in songs that don't need more than the titles themselves as explanation is a sure sign the great toilet bowl of life has been flushed.

    • @senixyz1429
      @senixyz1429 5 лет назад

      chocomalk and the lyrics aren’t 100% accurate either.

    • @tijanaself897
      @tijanaself897 5 лет назад +3

      like actually deep lyrics literally dont get analyzed here ive not once seen tøp on here fuck im surprised billie was

    • @foritsmegan3619
      @foritsmegan3619 5 лет назад +1

      Themooncircles - dodie did one and her lyrics are amazing

  • @jbrown5955
    @jbrown5955 5 лет назад +66

    James’ catchphrase is “I’m not a nonce!”

  • @jeremossy9768
    @jeremossy9768 4 года назад +41

    James: **Makes a joke about dog pps**
    Me: Haha funny **adds james to the furry blacklist**
    (I'm KIDDING furries are COOL don't kill me)