Jacob Sartorius Can't Actually Sing...
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- Today we discover that Jacob Sartorius can't actually sing. Although Jacob Sartorius thinks he can sing, we look at his Genius interview about his song "Better With You".
Twitter: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
I love how he's supposed to break down his lyrics but but instead he goes on a rant about waiters
That's me when I try to tell any story, I just end up ranting at the end, beginning, middle, or all 3
😭😭
@@oliver4730 saaaaaaammmmme
The only way he can possibly hit those high notes is because he’s an actual fetus with a developing voice 😂
Yooo 😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Glad to say I'm your 600th like :)
Ur grammar bro r u gud?
I Watch the Anime what's wrong with it?
Who was the Genius at Genius that thought that Jacob was a “singer” who needed his lyrics broken down and interpreted?
A toddler probably
Someone who knew they’d get a shit ton of views from that video I assume
the genius at genius wasnt a genius at that moment so he got geniously fired making the genius video alreadly recorded ingenius
It is Genius. It resulted in something hilarious and memeable. It’s guaranteed to get views.
nah nah nah,,, Genius does it for the memes and expose them
“Waiter with my coke who doesn’t care bout my health”. That’s a bar right there.
Id like your comment but then id ruin your 69 likes
yeah A NEW SET LOW BAR
@SmokingThrax SmokingThrax lol
Yeah, waiters are worse. They will bring you as many sugary drinks as it takes to kill you. A bar tender will cut you off. Hmmm...
literally,but instead of coke,it is beer
Those lyrics could be written by my 5year old cousin that can't even speak English.
what does he speak
@@halima2030 Greek
who cares
@@slimeornot2190 people apparently
rude
At this point, I think Genius is just making these videos for the memes
Lovin Raghava i think im *lovin* the meme that they make (hehehehehehe)
God bless em
Lovin Raghava lmaooo
You mean for views
Probably
Calling Jacob a singer is an insult to the word singer😂😂😂😂
@Ashlynn’s Outlet I know right
Yup
It’s an insult to Gabbie Hannah 😂😂
Yeah so many people think he's so good at singing, but what about some other singers like brendon urie
No...an insult to the dictionary itself.
James: *No FeMaLe EvEr NoTiCeS mE*
females that watch James: **cough cough**
Cough cough
1tS corOna tiM3
Dan dan dan da ra tata dun ta ta ta ta tata it's corona timmeeeeee
Cough co rona
Uncultured Dog >:0
Hold up hold up his names Rolf?
🤣🤣
His parents never gave him a chance did they
🤣🤣
🤣🤣
did you get that from friends
😂😂😂😂
How dare you insult the son of a shepherd!
Swear he’s adopted ?!
His music did save me when I was about to die from a shark attack a person played his music and all the sharks disappeared
Quinn O’Hara 🤦♀️🤦♀️. The sharks even hate his music.
Omg how does this not have thousands of likes?? lmaooo 😂🤣
haHAA
Quinn O’Hara MEEEEEEE
@@senixyz1429 bc it was not funny...
New series: James analyzing videos of people analyzing their own lyrics
New to him, maybe
@Haydn JAMES ROFLMAO
He stole this from bionic pig
Trippie Bredd 1k like
Insert YT Name holy shit 1K
Jacob: can I get a co-
Waiter: *No ThAtS uNhEaLtHy*
Waiter: wait how the hell is he sleeping in the kitchen?
"I'm not a nonce, I'm just really funny." I agree with the funny part.
Maya 69 i agree with the nonce part
shut up man i swear u always comment on everyone's videos
Maya 69 your pic looks like the girl version of joshys pic
@@wifidino.p7955 that's because their dating
Wifidino .p that’s because it is
I remember that first Jacob Video. Those were the days.
Michael Ortega no u
I agree
Yes. The days where the suicide rates grew to infinite.
Isaac Oakey lol yep I wanted DEATH 😂
Isaac Oakey lol yea
Me: *reads title*
We know James, _we know._
We both know what we know
@Ellie Lünd Show AAAAAAAAAAAH
All i know is his gay as fuck
I think I found the reason for Genius
To expose how bad singers really are
The Gacha Kid NOT ALL GODDAMNIT
Quite a few good singers have been interviewed on Genius before. Other than that, yeah.
If it wasn't for the actual singers on there, I'd absolutely agree.
There were good ones until the youtubers started making music
Are what say it is OK to be scared somtimes
True I guess. But they also have singers that are really good. Check out their Ruel lyric break down videos. He’s a great singer
I don't know which is worse, Jacob's singing or his ghost writer's ability to make sensible lyrics
Hahaha
“No one sits alone at school”
THEN WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING JAMES
Il sit with you virtually at lunch :3
**takes out lunch box**
i would sit with you
Let's eat lunch together ≧∇≦
Guys let’s be all lunch buddies ♡
aight, so have we all agreed that me, amanda,vvillow , soup, lin and simply panda will be eating lunch
but who will be bringin the drugs?? :(
jacob saved me i was in a coma and the nurse played his song and i woke up and threw that radio away
Best comment so far
"those teeth are whiter than the Republican party" i cHOKED
paige allen 😂
SAME
👏🏾👏🏾
🤣
I'm a republican and I even fucking died
I can't believe this kid is still active I thought he died when musically did.
I think we accidentally dug him out of the grave 😂
(He idiotically brought TikTok out with him 🙄😂)
Seriously, the first thing I thought when I saw a bunch of youtubers making a video on Jacob Saggytits again was if and why hes still relevant.
Rolf and Millie
BEST SHIP OF 2019
- no one ever
Im SO glad they broke up, millie’s way better single.
Actually no shes just better without him 😂
Rillie
rollie
Christian Kennedy oh rillie
Rolf 🤣🤣🤣
U don’t care bout ur health either if u ordered the coke🤦🏾♀️
Nochu Park
Ha well I drink Diet Coke because I’m _anorexic_
Uhhh haha... 😰
Cassady Wallace
Haha yeet
Okay, then.
he caught the 'i don't give a shit, i don't give a fuck“ syndrome.
2012: Justin and Selena
2019:Milley and Jacob
And the quality keeps decreasing each year
Rip XD
2020: wap
@@annie-no8wj 2021 jassson derrrrrulo
2021: kim & kan-
God who looks their child in the eyes and calls them rolf
This is a great point ...🤔
An elf lol
Rolf is actually a very popular name (or at least it was for the older generation) here in Germany
That comment just made my day😂
Lea also in the Netherlands
‘He’d be showing his Gucci bicycle if he didn’t need stabilisers’ - James
Dead Channel lmao I read that as he said it
As i was reading that james said it and i was shook
Sees title.
**pretends to be shocked**
Lmao I feel then same
Me
Title: Jacob Sartorius can’t actually sing
Me: Well no shit, Sherlock.
tru
Omg that’s what I said xD
I didnt even know he was still popular
I didn't even know he was still relevant
Brak 953 I honestly forgot he existed...
@@aperson-er9od that's because he's not
I didn't even know he was alive
Brak 953 I thought it was a fever dream
*REMEMBER Jacob started out on **musicall.ly** so it is obvious he has no talent whatsoever, HE LITERALLY CAME FROM AN APP FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT SING*
Spookypichacat people have to start somewhere though.Plus he has made multiple songs with millions of views and has signed in multiple anti-bullying campaigns.Plus you realize there are a lot of people who started out on musically.You don’t bash Loren Gray or BabyAriel so why bash Jacob?
raiden epicness What do anti-bullying campaigns have to do with being able to sing? And just because he’s made multiple songs doesn’t mean he can actually sing...
raiden epicness maybe because
1. I’ve never heard of these people
And 2. They probably also use auto tune
And furthermore 3. You have a supreme logo as your icon so your a hypebeast and should be locked up
I dont even know why you are arguing, like we all now here that he is using autotune right? Like many other, no one is saying others dont. And also I undersand that he did good things, but others too, and as TOtal Sh1t said, just because he singed with anti-bullyimg campaings doesnt make him good ay singing.
ok do you have talent
I swear all the musical.ly stars think they can sing
@@ArchKnight28 please tell me this is sattire
@@ArchKnight28 I applaud Jazz players (I am one to I play the tenor sax)
Emily they're tik tok stars now sadly
@@lucapeyrefitte6899 Ik but Jacob was a musical.ly star idek if he posts on Tik tok
@@ArchKnight28 oof thank goodness. I just run into a lot of cringey kids who say this but it's not satire lol. oof sry
“No one sits on their own at school.”
Flashbacks to eating lunch in the library by myself
“Yeah, that’s so stupid, who would ever do that?”
(I wasn’t bullied, just quiet)
Also quiet, I often went out of the way to avoid people so I normally ate alone.
I only ate with people sometimes cause I was paranoid of being alone, I got bullied a lot too when I was younger too btw (sorry I know that probably sounds pretty extroverted)
...I ate my lunch in the school bathroom :/ social anxiety
Helena Rosno same here😳✌️
not being able to eat with other people around is a sign of insecurities, you should consult a very good therapist. Eating is most vulnerable period for everything even for alpha lion. Being quiet while eating making you the most desirable person for me to eat with. While i did eat with a large of people at school(group table), i never engage to any conversation until i done eating. And eating in bathroom is disgusting, whats the matter with you?
He can
ImAllexx can he?
No u
Agreed
ye
Good advice nOnCe
My chihuahua did a massive burp last night........ it sounded positively pleasant compared to that little turd trying to sing
This deserves to be top comment
he’s better with you *MILLIE BOBBY BROWN*
😂 Jacob doesn’t even deserve Millie lmao
@@fayesl1482 I agree
I am i the only one who thinks he would be good with jo jo siwa
1) both anoying
2) both non existant hair line
“he’d be riding a gucci bicycle if he didn’t need stabilizers” is a hell of a line, dude
“ It’s just an empty f***ing frog! “
“I know I wanna be with you baby” - Jacob
“Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that Jacob, would you mind repeating yourself?” - James
“I know I wanna be with *aUTOOOTUUUUNE* ” - James & Jacob
Me: *laughs so hard I start coughing and choking*
My laugh literally became autotuned. 😂
I read this while he said it😂😂💀💀💀
Wow who knew Jacob was dealing with a Coke addiction #Pray4Rolf
*SJSKSKSKSKS THIS GOT ME DYING*
LMFAOOOOOOO
no oh god #Pray4Rolf is gonna be a thing..i can feel it..its not a bad thing its just i have a feeling its gonna be "it". You know?
Lol
#Pray4Rolf 😔🙏
James: Jacob Sagitarous can't sing
Me: What else is new.
AUTOTUUUNNE
Sartorius* us sagittariuses don't want him
@@warcriminalinalbaniaHe’s a Libra lmao.
Yeah
You're my room to breathe
aNd i CaNt bReaThE AnYmOre
I don’t wanna breathe anymore after hearing that
i bet that fruits sweatshirt has become attached to James' body and he can't remove it anymore
"Sweatshirt" 😏😏😏
Armyyy💜
@@iatejimin271 oh shut up
@@iatejimin271 STOP it. You can Appreciate their music BUT NOT UNDER EVERY YT VIDEO OK IT IS FUCking annOYING
Yoongi is just freaking perfect because he didn't ate anything for 4 years and had plastic surgery
8:38 oof hitting those high notes, James and such a beautiful meaning.
how the f do u get hundreds of likes on three different comments on the same vid
Why does he sound when he stops singing and starts “rapping”
*Calling the police on Jacob for attempted murder on ears.*
Attempted r u sure
I have to have subtitles on now :(
What kind of a waiter would serve you coke in a mug 3:24
Mila Zheleva i think you should be more concerned why he owns an infinity gauntlet mug
Ones that don’t care about your health apparently
One that's not getting a tip.
Lmao y is that what u got 🤣🤣
One that doesn’t care about your health
How do the producers sit there with a straight face, while watching that bolox try to sing, I'd be rolling on the floor crying with laughter 😂😂
He brings them money so ..
@@Jess.Loves.Gaming and he is also using them for free exposure
Money is such an influence, sad.
James: “He can achieve this by being one word that starts with an R”
Me: *thinking the word was retarted*
I thought it was gonna be racist, though it may be because of everything happening :/
Tbh same 🤣
I thought it was r*pist... I was very far off.
I thought the word was rice
i thought it was rolls royce initially... i wasn’t paying attention
*BuT wHAt iF I'M tHe MONS---* oh.. that's the wrong one
*So wHaT iF-*
Yeah, close tho
that's would be better lyrics than the actual song, instead of "that's been here all along" is "oh that's the wrong one"
Jimins Kookie, epic fricken funny dude😄 can’t stop laafing
He looks so generic...
It is crazy
And his singing is below average haha
he looks rlly ugly idk why ppl like him lmaooa
This is true BUT i think James has a crush on him
He also looks like his girlfriend. OOF
@Jasper Atkinson Default characters.
Genius is becoming a singing meme factory.. I’m scared for 2k19
Edit: HOLY SHIT THX FOR ALL THE LIKES WTF!!!!!!!! But honestly I’m genuinely scared for 2k19
lil pixie dust it’s 2019
Stick Bag it’s not midnight yet 😉
lil pixie dust it’s 3 am for me so technically I’m in 2019
Stick Bag how is it in the future??
Walnut wait.. wut 😂😂
I really like that James just speaks his mind😂😂😂😂😂
WE STAN THICC PAPI
YES!
I call dips
Let's hope he never becomes UNTHICC
Tbh I kinda love my wait staff job...
Alex Plantum SAMMEEE! I feel like everybody looks down on the service industry as a bad job but I genuinely enjoy it so much
Both of you deserve all the tips.
Me too , I love being a waitress even when I’m dealing with difficult people cause it allows me to be sociable and gives me good stories and like there are some really good people too that you have to focus on like a Scottish guy who comes in every so often always compliments me for being able to carry so much and as someone who often feels weak it really makes me smile
James: he’s one word that starts with R
Me: FuckBoy
James: relatable
Me: Oh oop
Fuckboy doesn't even start with an R
kimchi r/whoooooosh
@@rainbowgrden r/woooosh intensifies
... i wooshed to someone explain plz
Rfuckboy
My cat run out my room when he heard him sing lol
He should eat flex tape
It solves everything
can i get 69 subscribers for no reason no u
@@gojira2932 I gotchu I'm telling everyone I know to subscribe to you
can i get 69 subscribers for no reason mood
Im subscribing
@@gojira2932 no go away
2:28 I could eat a bowl of aphlabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than what ever he just said!
Retweet
Wolvz
Alphabet*😂😂😂😂
By the way you spelled "alphabet" you should probably eat ten of them
Wolvz Alphabet, but either way your comment is GOLD✌️👌😂
Lamo but you spelled alphabet wrong
5:46 you alright there James?
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE MAYA WHYYYY
Justin.y 2?
Thanks for that I needed that screenshot
N o
How do you not have millions of subscribers
Genius really be out here exposing people left and right.... first Gabbie Hannah and now Jacob Sartorius🤭
Jessica Zhang they know what they’re doing
Like they’re only gonna interview below average singers. Genius will have such a bad reputation later on that singers who are actually good at singing will decline their invitations to avoid to potential of the curse of dislikes from their videos...
Genius is actually owned by James Marriott, he forces them to sing on genius, gets views from there and then makes a video on what he has forced people to do
You spelled his name wrong
@@lanae2851 please @ people, I just spent 5 minutes frantically checking how I had spelled James Marriott
Jacob Sartorius Is Cancer To My Ears
@Chibi Fernando He is cancer to everybody’s ears.
Chibi Fernando me just death and a painful one too🤠☠️
To me, he’s gonorhea.
Ear rape if you didn’t get that
7:27 he's... he's obviously kidding right... RIGHT
Why would he be? Even his other songs he was tone deaf
Unfortunately he's just getting started
“I thought Hanna was worse”
"Jacob cant sing"
me:ABSULOTE NO SURPRISE BUD
You deserve so much more subs bro you’re the funniest RUclipsr on the platform lmao
Yea thats true 🤔
rlly the funniest
Yeah, he deserves more. He is really funny
I agree, at least now he has 1 mil
he is tho fr
No one:
Not a living breathing human :
Jacob fanssx: Millie and Rolf for life eeeeeeee
@@gxxcfbbdxf5275 NOOO THOSE NAMES LMAO
He had fans?
Best RUclipsr! So underrated!
Lcst Boy yes Jacob is very good
True
Lcst Boy I know right James Marriott
He made me laugh so much at he’s quirky jokes 😆 and this is my first video I’ve seen on this channel
"You've saved me with this song"
Set It Off: *Are we a joke to you?*
this guy is so underrated !😂
lani guerrero I hope you mean James and not Jacob 😂
@@casswallace5253 whats with the use of laughing until im crying emojis? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lani guerrero 🤪
@@gimmeyourkeysplease9230 yeah it bugs me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@gimmeyourkeysplease9230 😂😂😂😂😂
I could write better lyrics than that and I failed my English GCSEs
Crystal_Rose 13 GCSE? R u Canadian?
British
Crystal_Rose 13 oh okay
OMFG 😂😂😂
Crystal_Rose 13 same😂😂
*without autotune, this song would sound like a cat going through the wrong end of a lawn mower*
Is there a right end?? 😂
some bitch copied your comment and got more likes i know how it feels i would make a comment and get 0 likes and when i check later someone has stolen it and gotten around 90 to 200 likes
I could never say the kids last name right so I'd just say Sagittarius....
Jacob sagittarius
Lmao me too
Sounds like a Young Adult Novel character.....can’t wait for him to show up in the next Hunger Games. XD
...wait, his last name isn't Sagittarius?
HE CANT SING
I’m sorry it’s just I don’t understand how people listen to him I ACTUALLY don’t understand his vocals are terrible if he tries to hit a high note we’re all screwed
For real all his fans look up to him like he's God or something. I could sing better and that's saying something.
T N Right! a lot of people say sweatshirt (the song) helped them through tough times but as soon as I listened to the songs my ears started bleeding it’s TERRIBLE it’s worse than Friday
Raya, Has jams Honestly can’t figure out how he’s famous. He’s the fakest little crap out there.
We been knew sis
Well to be fair, we can’t really tell if he will be able to sing when he’s older as he IS going through puberty
James: I came to social media because I realised I’d never make it out in the real world and that’s ok. Us trying to be talented is like squeezing blood from a turnip.
Me: so that’s why I want to be a RUclipsr
I was reading the comments while watching the video and I was about to read your comment and James started saying that 🤣
Wiktoria Nuzia same
Your personality is literally _everything_ I need in life. 👏
"Jacob actually can't sing"
*In Africa every 60 seconds, a minute passes*
Neither can I...
honesty
CordWit expect he is stupid rich
Oof same
Same dude
CordWit me too pal
I cant believe millie ( bobby brown ) dated him?!
Shes so amazing and he is..... you know i dont need to explain. You probably understand.
Im very glad they broke up.
Marla’s Animations I know, right? He only made Millie sad..
Marla’s Animations stop riding her
Fehesh Hehwf,
Oh I’m SO sorry 🙄 god some people get mad at EVERYYYTHING.
This comment is so cringy…
Omg ikr
James you made more suicide jokes than usual. Is Rolf’s music getting to you?
R O L F
*R O F L*
Me: *reads title*
Also me: Uh, we been knew. Even WITH autotune, he sounds like an elf on a shelf attempting to sing like Mariah Carey and failing MISERABLY.
im getting dork diaries vibes from that
Lele pons has better lyrics
Matter fact I take that back
NYC kid but honestly though, who has worse lyrics???
Oh look, the wannabe Justin Bieber has returned. James, END HIM!!!
WTF SHUT UP 💀
Mays Maghribi are you a Jacob saggititties fan? Figured, he is a wannabe Justin Bieber, I don’t like both, and Jacob can’t SING well.
@@daniellaperaza1565 Omg i thought he was talking about james marriot 😂 my bad my bad
3:26
Its a Thanos Gauntlet mug...Good shit.
a girl in my grade is OBSESSED w him. she’s been obsessed w him for years. everyone in my grade gets annoyed by her talking abt him all the time. i used to be friends w her and 😳😳
aNd?!
A murder?
A kidnap?
A disappearence?
An "accident"?
I don’t think anybody actually thought he could sing lol
Gabbie and Jacob must take vocal lessons from the same teacher ☕️
Ashpie TEEEAAAAA
Don’t do Tristan dirty like that 😭
Okay, so I sing in church and stuff and I have a singing instructor who helps me with my voice, but anyways:
Jacob is singing from his breath, his throat, when actually when you sing, you sing from your vocal chords in your chest. Jacob is literally just talking out of breath. I’m not saying I’m great at music or anything *Cough* (I’m better then Jacob) *cough* but any one can tell he’s just breathing with words. Okay bye OwO
You were right. I can hear him breathing just like Jason
Exactly! It bothers me. I'm also not great at music or anything (I'm just in my school's choir) but what you described and breathing techniques are the basics of singing. He also seems to be struggling with sudden changes from low to higher notes which makes me wonder what his vocal range even is...
Vv Anime my music teacher at school would teach us about proper singing etiquette and he is singing in his voice. You can sing with your chest voice but with high notes you use your head voice. He just can’t sing. Him and Gabbie both need to stop making music 😂
Gabble does the same thing. In acting class, we’re taught to speak from our diaphragm and our stomach should move when breathing, not our chest. Same thing with my singing class (I do musicals), singing from your throat is what those girls in your class do when they think they can sing
also head voice exists but go off
When you said "Better With You" I thought you said better whip you, lmao
James is the British Scotty sire.
Omg true
Don't agree
Never made the connection till I saw your comment lol
@@katbrubaker5805 ♥♥
“When we took breaks I was like I’m better with her.” r/I’m14andthisisdeep
Jacob tries to be relatable, because being a 16 year old kid who can't even sing and gets recognized for said singing is so relatable.
Bro if I asked for a coke and the waiter responded with “that’s unhealthy” I’d be fuckin pissed. yea I know it’s unhealthy that’s why I want it, whatever kills me makes me happy
3:07 I know a kid at my school and he sits alone every day at lunch. Me and my friends have invited him to sit with us once but he said that he doesn't want to sit by anyone...... so there is people out there that sit alone
I don’t like sitting by people eating, Bc I can’t stand watching or hearing them eat. ..🙉😠. and I don’t really like people watching me eat either.
Heather Billy42 you have misophonia honey look it up
M Salas yeah I’ve got misaphonia as well
5:46
I just spat my tea all over my...
*SWEATSHHIIIIRRRTTTTT*
aNd YoU cAn TelL yOuR fRiEnDs
"nobody sits alone at school"
i literally do 💀
Jennifer Hiuser same!!!
0:04
*inhales*
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH!!!!
@Ella MWAH
*who tf said he could in the first place-*
he will get to a million soon
I'm Trash we know
his parents, his ego and those thousands of 9-15 year old girls smh
The fact that there is a site called "Genius" and that it exists to explain the deeper meaning in songs that don't need more than the titles themselves as explanation is a sure sign the great toilet bowl of life has been flushed.
chocomalk and the lyrics aren’t 100% accurate either.
like actually deep lyrics literally dont get analyzed here ive not once seen tøp on here fuck im surprised billie was
Themooncircles - dodie did one and her lyrics are amazing
James’ catchphrase is “I’m not a nonce!”
James: **Makes a joke about dog pps**
Me: Haha funny **adds james to the furry blacklist**
(I'm KIDDING furries are COOL don't kill me)
Hi Dad u got those cigs yet
LMAO