First story. If account number on the check matched OP's, it seems likely that they printed a batch of checks with the wrong account number on them. If that's the case, there may be more checks charged to his account.
OP to move banks pronto, if they are absent mind in about everything. I would also reported that woman in the call center whoever I talk to needs to get retrained or something.
Last story, if I was op, I'd start another interest besides the Bees, I'd consider a new interest in Hog farming and build a pen as close to HOA Karen as legally possible...
In the first story, when you read out the account balance, you forgot the extremely important detail that it was NEGATIVE (-) $537,107.71! That changes the story quite a bit!
A dear friend of mine on the farmland and somebody down the road from him sold their property to a developer next thing he knows cookie cutter houses started being built up people started moving in and they made an HOA he started getting fines in the mail saying that he does not go with the HOA rules and regulations this that and the other and he hadn't even joined the HOA he called me complaining and said he didn't know what to do and ask me what should he do they're finding him for running his tractors making noise on his property and I told him leave it to me he asked me what was I going to do well a few years back I was a MP with a state guard and I knew a few biker gangs So I placed a few well-placed calls every once in awhile I had to pull one of these gentlemen over at first they gave me attitude and I'd always say Hey Brother Slow It Down I don't need your ID I'm not going to run it I'm just asking for you to slow it down any other officer pulls you over they're going to hassle you I'm not going to do that I'm just going to respectfully ask you guys to slow it down because that's just a shitload of paperwork on me and a hassle and a fine on you and we can avoid all that just by simple conversation needless to say I gained their respect so when I call these gentleman up and ask them to do me a favor to ride their bikes as loud as they want through this neighborhood of the HOA rev it up but no speeding just in case the kid comes running through there they gave HOA Karen hell and they informed her that they're planning on building a subdivision right next to her and a biker bar next to the property right beside her which is part of the farmland since she's so intent on trying to make the farmer join her HOA they are now in negotiations of them buying the farmland at least a portion of it to build them houses a biker bar and a whole biker meetings out there for their biker gangs or she can leave the the farmer the hell alone that's not even a member of the HOA one more fine one more letter one more person from the HOA goes on the farmers property that deal will be done and it will be all her fault now the decision is hers what's it going to be he says she turned pale and that farmer has never been harassed from the HOA ever since and he's still running his farm and ever so often a bunch of bikers ride up there just to check on him they all call him Grandpa now and he's made his will because he has no kids no wife that's a Biker Boyz get the Farmland when he passes away and can do with it whatever they want with one stipulation that it will never be in Karen's HOA they can make their own HOA but never be in Karen's HOA but I find awesome
Back dues and fines payable to Karen not the HOA? OP might want to put a bug in the ear of the state or local officials that oversee HOAs because that also has the stench of someone trying to make up for a little " irregular accounting " of HOA funds.
Story 2: OP's order's that he's following come from higher up than Jim which mean's the airman's rank is superior to Jim's rank even though it is numerically lower.
Military story: I was expecting OP to say something like "With all due respect sir, you outranking me does not have any relevance here. I cannot rent you something that does not exist. Your rank cannot materialize a vehicle out of thin air."
Could be. The fact that he said that he made the Colonel fill out paperwork for 10 minutes and *then* told him that there were no vehicles available, just doesn’t ring true to me. Insolence like that would have the Colonel climbing the chain of command like a wildcat, starting with the Sergeant on duty, to his shavetail Lieutenant, and on up.
12:17 should have just told her to leave and said that if her or anyone else from the HOA ever disturbs you again that you're going to start doing everything on her list every single day.
The last story just makes me laugh. It's great. Lol. Where I live I can make good money selling cow waste to make compost for gardens flowers or vegetables.
story #1. The cheque was made out TO the lawyer or FROM the lawyer? Who signed the cheque? I can see someone printing up a cheque and typo the wrong number. But even the bank should have realized, once notified, that someone screwed up and OP was not at fault for anything.
"Your mouth just wrote a check your a$$ can't cash" is an expression used in the military long before the movie "Top Gun" came out. I heard a Chief tell that to a sailor in 1968 or 1969 and I doubt the saying was original with him.
There are a lot of quotes used that becomes known through movies or other shows. Yet the movies and other shows seems to get credited with creating them.
That chain of command story reminds me of a line from firefly.... "It's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command" - Jayne Cobb
I haven’t really heard that one before, so I had to think for a minute. Then it came to me: R stands for rear, E stands for echelon. What the M and the F stand for, I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.
That last story... My family lived in the Benelux for a few years (Dad was connected to NATO) and we rented a nice house in a nice neighborhood in the 'burbs that had several farms in nearby. Depending upon the time of year, the air might be redolent with the stink of fresh manure being spread and/or the roads would be hosting multiple tractors slowly pulling trailers full of either freshly-mown (fragrant) hay or large mounds of sugar beets -- some of which invariably dropped onto the road where at least once per week someone's car would lose its oil pan (or worse) then running over one of the very large, absolutely rock-hard veggies. We used to regularly comment to each other that we doubted any of this would have been possible back home, where even the few remaining farms in our area were surrounded by HOAs with all kinds of stupid rules. :-)
I completed my doctorate with a man who is now a newly fledged full bird in the U.S. Air Force. On one cloudy summer day we were wandering around Manhattan, shooting the sh*t, drinking too much beer, and got a bit lost while in Central Park. At that time his rank was Major. My rank was pastor. (He is now full bird, and I am now known as bishop.). We were mostly drunk and lost. We asked a kid where the subway station was. He was a very nice teeanger. He gave us the correct directions (of course we didn't follow them, because we, in our haze, thought he was just giving us bad advice.) So the colonel and the bishop wandered around NYC for three more hours and stopped at a couple of more bars before we found Grand Central Station. Oh, and of course we bought a ticket one stop too early and the conductor caught us and forced us to give up an extra $8.00 each.
anyone else notice the "last story" was almost a repeat of story 1 before someone must have noticed that it was about to play the first story again? lol
8:08 should have just said you may outrank me but you don't rank our official policy for how we do things. And if you think you do, then write down on a piece of paper that you are ordering me to ignore policy on your Authority.
First story. If account number on the check matched OP's, it seems likely that they printed a batch of checks with the wrong account number on them. If that's the case, there may be more checks charged to his account.
Time to close the account and move to a different bank
OP to move banks pronto, if they are absent mind in about everything. I would also reported that woman in the call center whoever I talk to needs to get retrained or something.
Last story, if I was op, I'd start another interest besides the Bees, I'd consider a new interest in Hog farming and build a pen as close to HOA Karen as legally possible...
In the first story, when you read out the account balance, you forgot the extremely important detail that it was NEGATIVE (-) $537,107.71! That changes the story quite a bit!
A dear friend of mine on the farmland and somebody down the road from him sold their property to a developer next thing he knows cookie cutter houses started being built up people started moving in and they made an HOA he started getting fines in the mail saying that he does not go with the HOA rules and regulations this that and the other and he hadn't even joined the HOA he called me complaining and said he didn't know what to do and ask me what should he do they're finding him for running his tractors making noise on his property and I told him leave it to me he asked me what was I going to do well a few years back I was a MP with a state guard and I knew a few biker gangs So I placed a few well-placed calls every once in awhile I had to pull one of these gentlemen over at first they gave me attitude and I'd always say Hey Brother Slow It Down I don't need your ID I'm not going to run it I'm just asking for you to slow it down any other officer pulls you over they're going to hassle you I'm not going to do that I'm just going to respectfully ask you guys to slow it down because that's just a shitload of paperwork on me and a hassle and a fine on you and we can avoid all that just by simple conversation needless to say I gained their respect so when I call these gentleman up and ask them to do me a favor to ride their bikes as loud as they want through this neighborhood of the HOA rev it up but no speeding just in case the kid comes running through there they gave HOA Karen hell and they informed her that they're planning on building a subdivision right next to her and a biker bar next to the property right beside her which is part of the farmland since she's so intent on trying to make the farmer join her HOA they are now in negotiations of them buying the farmland at least a portion of it to build them houses a biker bar and a whole biker meetings out there for their biker gangs or she can leave the the farmer the hell alone that's not even a member of the HOA one more fine one more letter one more person from the HOA goes on the farmers property that deal will be done and it will be all her fault now the decision is hers what's it going to be he says she turned pale and that farmer has never been harassed from the HOA ever since and he's still running his farm and ever so often a bunch of bikers ride up there just to check on him they all call him Grandpa now and he's made his will because he has no kids no wife that's a Biker Boyz get the Farmland when he passes away and can do with it whatever they want with one stipulation that it will never be in Karen's HOA they can make their own HOA but never be in Karen's HOA but I find awesome
GODS DAMN!! PUNCTUATION!!! Come on, that was one sentence.
Back dues and fines payable to Karen not the HOA? OP might want to put a bug in the ear of the state or local officials that oversee HOAs because that also has the stench of someone trying to make up for a little " irregular accounting " of HOA funds.
Story 2: OP's order's that he's following come from higher up than Jim which mean's the airman's rank is superior to Jim's rank even though it is numerically lower.
Top Gun Story: When he was leaving, OP could’ve said, “If this happens again, you’ll be flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.”
Military story: I was expecting OP to say something like "With all due respect sir, you outranking me does not have any relevance here. I cannot rent you something that does not exist. Your rank cannot materialize a vehicle out of thin air."
I think that story is more about what OP would liked to have said than what he did say. It's what he says in his fantasies about the incident.
Could be. The fact that he said that he made the Colonel fill out paperwork for 10 minutes and *then* told him that there were no vehicles available, just doesn’t ring true to me. Insolence like that would have the Colonel climbing the chain of command like a wildcat, starting with the Sergeant on duty, to his shavetail Lieutenant, and on up.
Maybe OP can lend him an 8-wheeler... A pair of rollerblades.
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First story, I would have closed the account and opened another one at a different bank.
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The Air Force story sounds more like what OP fantasized about saying than what he *REALLY* said. Enlisted personnel just don't mouth off to officers.
Yeah, he probably watched catch 22 too many times.
First story - that had to be either Bank of America or Wells Fargo. Both are horrible
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There needs to be a follow up upon the bank fraud story.
I thought he got his money back.
Air Force making a “Top Gun” (Navy) reference. Strip them all of their ranks!!!
12:17 should have just told her to leave and said that if her or anyone else from the HOA ever disturbs you again that you're going to start doing everything on her list every single day.
The last story just makes me laugh. It's great. Lol.
Where I live I can make good money selling cow waste to make compost for gardens flowers or vegetables.
How do you say Wells Fargo without saying Wells Fargo. A joke I just made up: Why did the pigs not poop near an HOA Karen. Professional courtesy.
No, familial recognition.
Don't compare pigs to Karen. Pigs have class and finesse, the other one doesn't.
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Need to find a chicken farmer so he can spread the chicken fertilizer along your property line just before a good rain. The love that aroma.
I hope that they have security cameras in that automotive shop so that he could submit the footage to the higher ups for his court-martial.
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she was a kilometer away no way the farm could have disturbed her
Nahh, fake. Kilometers don't exist in Montana.
@@kstricl lol just because you use your backwards measuring don’t mean kilometres don’t exist
@@holyhelga missed the sarcasm dude. I'm Canadian.
@@kstricl well you did not notice I started with a lol meaning I was joking
@@holyhelga messaging like this really misses so much context and subtle cues.
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story #1. The cheque was made out TO the lawyer or FROM the lawyer? Who signed the cheque? I can see someone printing up a cheque and typo the wrong number. But even the bank should have realized, once notified, that someone screwed up and OP was not at fault for anything.
"Your mouth just wrote a check your a$$ can't cash" is an expression used in the military long before the movie "Top Gun" came out. I heard a Chief tell that to a sailor in 1968 or 1969 and I doubt the saying was original with him.
There are a lot of quotes used that becomes known through movies or other shows. Yet the movies and other shows seems to get credited with creating them.
Last story? I would determine how far away they are and start a pig farm as close to karen as possible. That would shut her up also!!
That chain of command story reminds me of a line from firefly....
"It's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command" - Jayne Cobb
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Jim is what we call a REMF.
I haven’t really heard that one before, so I had to think for a minute. Then it came to me: R stands for rear, E stands for echelon.
What the M and the F stand for, I’ll leave as an exercise for the reader.
On the first story, op if you can SUE THAT BANK
That last story... My family lived in the Benelux for a few years (Dad was connected to NATO) and we rented a nice house in a nice neighborhood in the 'burbs that had several farms in nearby. Depending upon the time of year, the air might be redolent with the stink of fresh manure being spread and/or the roads would be hosting multiple tractors slowly pulling trailers full of either freshly-mown (fragrant) hay or large mounds of sugar beets -- some of which invariably dropped onto the road where at least once per week someone's car would lose its oil pan (or worse) then running over one of the very large, absolutely rock-hard veggies. We used to regularly comment to each other that we doubted any of this would have been possible back home, where even the few remaining farms in our area were surrounded by HOAs with all kinds of stupid rules. :-)
I completed my doctorate with a man who is now a newly fledged full bird in the U.S. Air Force. On one cloudy summer day we were wandering around Manhattan, shooting the sh*t, drinking too much beer, and got a bit lost while in Central Park. At that time his rank was Major. My rank was pastor. (He is now full bird, and I am now known as bishop.). We were mostly drunk and lost. We asked a kid where the subway station was. He was a very nice teeanger. He gave us the correct directions (of course we didn't follow them, because we, in our haze, thought he was just giving us bad advice.) So the colonel and the bishop wandered around NYC for three more hours and stopped at a couple of more bars before we found Grand Central Station. Oh, and of course we bought a ticket one stop too early and the conductor caught us and forced us to give up an extra $8.00 each.
I think it's time to build a smoke house on that farm......
Fist story: Sounds like Bank of America, Chase, Wells Fargo; or some other too big bank
It’s sound like the 2nd lady part of gourd who took the money
anyone else notice the "last story" was almost a repeat of story 1 before someone must have noticed that it was about to play the first story again? lol
I would have said to her hey that's ok but I have enough toilet paper and then say get your ass off my land before you get arrested for trespassing
Thanks for the video. I enjoyed it.
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But I like the smell of horse manure! It means there’s a horse nearby!
On the last story, op that is why I HATE hoa's.
8:08 should have just said you may outrank me but you don't rank our official policy for how we do things. And if you think you do, then write down on a piece of paper that you are ordering me to ignore policy on your Authority.
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You should have put up another sign that said... F** O** HOA
Who's the walking steroid overdose in the cover photo?