This was the most emotional journey I’ve ever been on in my life, seeing the love blossom between crusty and puff-wuff George. The emotion when they had to part ways brought a tear to my eye. I truly hope puff-wuff George returns.
it goes from a guy randomly killing to a guy just wanting to relax then a guy becoming part of a private security force then to a man and his fish that leads into a final massacre. BRAVO
2:35 - 2:45 Had me laughing so fucking hard….imagine being her and being chased down by an armed man acting this way….you look over your shoulder and as he’s steadily gaining on you he screams out “Clear the runway!” Lmao
Dude....instant sub. I love Hitman and watching you play around in vr was HILARIOUS. 3:27 "Good to see you doctor. There is alot of healing needed in this place"......POW!! Too funny! 9:06 Bro, I was cry laughing as soon as he said, "Don't let anyone in here.". I knew exactly what was going to happen and you did not disappoint!
I can't say anybody is quite as entertaining as you. Putting your eyes under strain for our entertainment isn't good though man make sure you give yourself enough time to heal properly. We will wait as long as it takes for this godtier content 💖
Now I have Led Zeppelin stuck playing in my head! Thanks Crusty! You are awesome and have a very big brain! You are worshipped and loved by all! If they don't they get the fish!!!
I have only just discovered your brilliance and as a fan of Hitman since the first release in 2000….this is an absolute gem of a find!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I snorted coffee!!! 🙌
I bet Crusty never knew he would have this much fun on Earth, when he arrived on the back of the flying purple, green dots covered, eight headed, planet eating, rainbow and doughnuts farting giraffe called, Greg the 27th. 😁
It's so hilarious in a video game or when watching someone play the game, but when you meet one irl, it's just scary. Oh the people you will see! This video makes me want a nice big pet fish...both for the companionship, and as a weapon, lol!
Found you yesterday and your videos are always so entertaining man 💯 One of the only vids where i'm always laughing hard and loud no matter what you're playing 😂 Amazing that you're still doing this after your eye surgery! Take care and do the videos at your own pace man, we will be waiting for you 💯 Keep up the great work brother, you got my support and you've earned a sub 🤝
This is the second one I've seen this week. I want to see more. Subscribed! I love this game, I take it very seriously, but watching someone have a casual go at it is super refreshing. Great job!
Tremendous crustylicious fun! Who thinks that Puff-Wuff George could be a steady companion or is he merely a rebound relationship while Crusty is still processing the loss of the Sweet Little Birdman? Hope your eyes made it through the last couple of days my good man!
It's when crusty rides the storm heading towards insanity, that Hannibal Lecter crawls under his bed, hugging his teddy and whining. Good luck with the eye stuff. 👀
Crusty man you have the funniest video's I've watched in a long time I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my 👀 s thank you for all the laughs keep up the great work lol
i like how on every single video of crusty’s there’s someone that says “he sounds like Jack Sparrow” and everyone runs to say “i thought i was the only one who thought that” like these comments don’t appear on every single one of his videos💀
when the wold needed him the most he returned
World
@@bubblestheclown4783 no, he typed wold. Just accept it
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet agree with you m8
He always returns
.
I feel like Johnny Depp was voice acting this entire time as Jack Sparrow
this guy needs an acting job because this reminded me of Johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean
I was looking for this comment good sir, thank you!
Jack Sparrow on crack
Exactly
I was thinking I was the only one who thought that
Crusty: Hits woman in head and laughs that she drowned 2:44
Also Crusty: Remembers bullets hurt
Bush: Run to me! I'll save you!
Just imagine a tall bald man running at you on a beach screaming
CLEAR THE RUNWAY CLEAR THE RUNWAY
This was the most emotional journey I’ve ever been on in my life, seeing the love blossom between crusty and puff-wuff George. The emotion when they had to part ways brought a tear to my eye. I truly hope puff-wuff George returns.
I feel like these are getting ever better, despite your darkened vision.
Oh you shush he’s amazing and funny he reminds me of my RP dad in Roblox who hated all of his kids
I feel like I'm missing something...what's wrong with his eyesight? Just genuinely curious
@@Dean_Cohen2y5 My knowledge is limited, but he's had eye surgery, so it must be or have been fairly serious.
@@Blockinstaller12 I asked before I got to the end of the video. Haha I'm sorry and thank you for explaining.
@@nanacherryblossom9708 LOL
0:51 “we need a little bit of briefing room” while holding a brief case😂
3:11 nearly spit my food out in laughter
The combination of Jack Sparrow and the joker. Pure perfection
it goes from a guy randomly killing to a guy just wanting to relax then a guy becoming part of a private security force then to a man and his fish that leads into a final massacre. BRAVO
2:35 - 2:45
Had me laughing so fucking hard….imagine being her and being chased down by an armed man acting this way….you look over your shoulder and as he’s steadily gaining on you he screams out “Clear the runway!” Lmao
Watch your language boy
@@C4rr0t561 yes ma’am 😖
@@C4rr0t561 ok kratos
@@justinmorton1774 you Atreus?
@@PARKERNUM2 yes…. I’m Atreus
00:56 His lack of eye contact is a clear sign of guilt for past horrendous crimes that must be repented for.
You sir deserve a frickin Oscar. I swear I'll never laughed this hard at ANY other youtuber.
Imagine all the NPCs being able to hear crusty and doing their best to keep a straight face.
17:49 that thunder lands in the perfect moment :')
The attachment to the fish and releasing him at the end was actually very emotional for me. May he swim high
It's always a nice surprise when crusty posts as I'm catching up on watching crusty!
I love the dramatic build up to the flying suitcase, that failing, and then saying you had a back up plan xD
"Make my body relax like it's never relaxed before."
Well... he did.
...That was truly a master piece as always. Keep going with these awesome videos, it always makes me laugh. You're awesome Crusty.
Dude....instant sub. I love Hitman and watching you play around in vr was HILARIOUS.
3:27 "Good to see you doctor. There is alot of healing needed in this place"......POW!! Too funny!
9:06
Bro, I was cry laughing as soon as he said, "Don't let anyone in here.". I knew exactly what was going to happen and you did not disappoint!
The cop: alright don’t move.
Player: ok
Cop: FREE DRINKS FOR THE ONE WHO KILLS US ALL
10:40 waiting for him to say "I am... Reincarnated."
I always love seeing crusty go full psychopath with him fish friends.
God damn crusty you bring me that straight to the brain dopamine.
You are absolutely The (most) Fabulous Crusty. Glad to see your humor grow even more, and hope your eyes heal quick and healthy!
It feels like Crusty spoke to the briefcase more than the actual targets
Hitman is my favorite game! These videos give me life. You are a very demented sweetheart, Crusty XD
A cinematic masterpiece like no other.
This guy is so underrated. I would have expected like 15M subscribers or something
big time underrated, entertaining from start to finish
Ikr
Dude, on GOD. This man is a creator of perfection.
The self time spent on the beach lol, Your theatre in arm gestures continue into more and more creative (and hilarious!) means to express.
I swear this man will be in the history books wee love uuu crusty
By far the funniest Hitman 3 vr videos i have seen, love it keep up the good work, you funny crusty crust man.
I love all your videos crusty you always make me laugh! I hope you someday hit 1 million subs
Thank you for hearting this comment!!!
"Go get it back then!"
Next scene: *Is interrogating budgies while holding a banana*
15:53 an absolute masterpiece
I can't say anybody is quite as entertaining as you. Putting your eyes under strain for our entertainment isn't good though man make sure you give yourself enough time to heal properly. We will wait as long as it takes for this godtier content 💖
He NEEDS THAT MULA
Yah we're all consurned about you
lmao 5:31 "It's always the ones in red hats that conjure the dumbest decisions."
Please never stop making these hitman vr vids
i can imagine how much of a disaster this is
Vaas : Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Shooting the sand-castle was *chef's kiss*
8:12 Captain Ribbet let’s hop😂
Crusty is getting crazier each new episode ahahha
"Make my body relax like it's never relaxed before." To be fair, he was only doing what she asked.
Now I have Led Zeppelin stuck playing in my head! Thanks Crusty! You are awesome and have a very big brain! You are worshipped and loved by all! If they don't they get the fish!!!
This vid is awsome, funny af and some twisted dark moments too. Like a window into an actually insane hitman's mind who can only relate to dead fish.
Crusty: *clobbers a guy in front of security*
Security: did you do this?!
Let’s just appreciate crusty doing this for us hope you get better soon crusty
These video's are so perverse, yet so entertaining. Bravo, good sir for making this dark poetry.
😂 11:45 😂
💖 15:34 🥰
😂 17:03 😂 I’ve done that b4, hilarious…😂
When Jack sparrow is hired as a hitman
12:00 crusty is litteraly talking to a fish named puff wuff fricking george🐟
These videos just make my day. Thanks crusty!
I have only just discovered your brilliance and as a fan of Hitman since the first release in 2000….this is an absolute gem of a find!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I snorted coffee!!! 🙌
lol that run at the begging honestly me! when im excited to see a Horse in a field 😂😂
It really feels like an even more insane Johnny Depp. Magnificent.
4:23 bro that is an enderman or what?
I was having such a horrible day but this video cheered me right up
You're responses are so perfectly placed
Cathartic, brilliant, utterly disturbed and simply, a beautiful kind of chaos 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
I love the human airplane where he's like "Clear the runway!" at 2:35
I bet Crusty never knew he would have this much fun on Earth, when he arrived on the back of the flying purple, green dots covered, eight headed, planet eating, rainbow and doughnuts farting giraffe called, Greg the 27th. 😁
Damn ... 17:00 ... I expected something epic. The glitchy suitcase-throw. But this ... ffs, i laughed so hard!
Hell yeah Crusty. This is what I subscribed for. More... More.. Go deeper.
I don't even have the words ..... just your the best Krusty every time I laugh my damn ass off.
@3:27 I literally can't stop laughing the way he gets knocked out 🤣
We love you and your videos and are happy with whatever you bless us with.
You are the funniest person I've ever, ever seen on RUclips! Well done sir!
This is so hilariously well acted lol! It seems like the holiday of an alcoholic psychopath on rehab
It's so hilarious in a video game or when watching someone play the game, but when you meet one irl, it's just scary. Oh the people you will see!
This video makes me want a nice big pet fish...both for the companionship, and as a weapon, lol!
Every time crusty posts, I enjoy the rest of my day!
:)
imagine running up to hotel guest like that in real life😂 ( 0:15)
All your hitman videos need to be compiled into one and animated because THEY ARE COMEDY GOLD
Hey dude I love your videos they are so funny 😁
‘Now the coin is irrelevant’
Nice to near that u getting lazer eyes! That means you can see clearly the 1M subscribers comin up this year! 🥳
Crusty is too different from all people on RUclips 😂🤣
Found you yesterday and your videos are always so entertaining man 💯 One of the only vids where i'm always laughing hard and loud no matter what you're playing 😂 Amazing that you're still doing this after your eye surgery! Take care and do the videos at your own pace man, we will be waiting for you 💯 Keep up the great work brother, you got my support and you've earned a sub 🤝
This is the second one I've seen this week. I want to see more. Subscribed! I love this game, I take it very seriously, but watching someone have a casual go at it is super refreshing. Great job!
Tremendous crustylicious fun! Who thinks that Puff-Wuff George could be a steady companion or is he merely a rebound relationship while Crusty is still processing the loss of the Sweet Little Birdman? Hope your eyes made it through the last couple of days my good man!
AMES HAS SENT ME
If you kill everyone on the island, an easter egg appears, a tornado full of moose. A moosenado.
This man should go into movies. Genius.
"It is always the ones in red hats that conjure the dumbest decisions."
As an American, this is my favorite Crusty quote.
It's when crusty rides the storm heading towards insanity, that Hannibal Lecter crawls under his bed, hugging his teddy and whining. Good luck with the eye stuff. 👀
Crusty man you have the funniest video's I've watched in a long time I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my 👀 s thank you for all the laughs keep up the great work lol
Honestly he's one of the funniest youtubers.
That was both uncomfortably hilarious and hilariously uncomfortable.
i like how on every single video of crusty’s there’s someone that says “he sounds like Jack Sparrow” and everyone runs to say “i thought i was the only one who thought that” like these comments don’t appear on every single one of his videos💀
Years. It's been happening for years.
I know it's out of admiration but it's honestly quite annoying when you see that comment over and over lol
I have never ever seen such a great an funny Hitman Video. Love every One of them. Please do more. You have a wounderfull Humor.
I like watching crusty and MerpTVs different takes on the same missions
*When you've watched this like 5 times and never realized how the thumbnail can look out of context*
Awesome man! Thanks for the laughs! I hope your recovery is going well
Multiple parts of this episode were very Sweeny Todd of you Crusty. I love it lmao
Ames is waiting on his smooches
9:18 "Hey Buddy." LMFAO.
This is brill, yet when the woman falls her hat doesn't come off, nor does her head close the locker amazing
1:36 “For I toss & turn, I can’t sleep at niiight!”
I've never met another person who genuinely laughs like that. I love this guy.
Captain price on vacation 🤣🤣🤣