it goes from a guy randomly killing to a guy just wanting to relax then a guy becoming part of a private security force then to a man and his fish that leads into a final massacre. BRAVO
This was the most emotional journey I’ve ever been on in my life, seeing the love blossom between crusty and puff-wuff George. The emotion when they had to part ways brought a tear to my eye. I truly hope puff-wuff George returns.
2:35 - 2:45 Had me laughing so fucking hard….imagine being her and being chased down by an armed man acting this way….you look over your shoulder and as he’s steadily gaining on you he screams out “Clear the runway!” Lmao
I bet Crusty never knew he would have this much fun on Earth, when he arrived on the back of the flying purple, green dots covered, eight headed, planet eating, rainbow and doughnuts farting giraffe called, Greg the 27th. 😁
I can't say anybody is quite as entertaining as you. Putting your eyes under strain for our entertainment isn't good though man make sure you give yourself enough time to heal properly. We will wait as long as it takes for this godtier content 💖
Now I have Led Zeppelin stuck playing in my head! Thanks Crusty! You are awesome and have a very big brain! You are worshipped and loved by all! If they don't they get the fish!!!
Dude....instant sub. I love Hitman and watching you play around in vr was HILARIOUS. 3:27 "Good to see you doctor. There is alot of healing needed in this place"......POW!! Too funny! 9:06 Bro, I was cry laughing as soon as he said, "Don't let anyone in here.". I knew exactly what was going to happen and you did not disappoint!
It's so hilarious in a video game or when watching someone play the game, but when you meet one irl, it's just scary. Oh the people you will see! This video makes me want a nice big pet fish...both for the companionship, and as a weapon, lol!
We come from the land of the ice and snow From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land To fight the horde and sing, and cry Valhalla, I am coming 🎸ba-daa-da-da-Dee-da ba-daa-da-da-dee-da...
It's when crusty rides the storm heading towards insanity, that Hannibal Lecter crawls under his bed, hugging his teddy and whining. Good luck with the eye stuff. 👀
Tremendous crustylicious fun! Who thinks that Puff-Wuff George could be a steady companion or is he merely a rebound relationship while Crusty is still processing the loss of the Sweet Little Birdman? Hope your eyes made it through the last couple of days my good man!
*Big Respect* I got laser eye surgery when a few years ago, very stressful, because you are awake during the procedure. The few days following are stressful as well, always worried that you will ruin your eyes (and it's not that hard to when your eyes are still healing). I can't imagine trying to use a VR headset during that time.
I have only just discovered your brilliance and as a fan of Hitman since the first release in 2000….this is an absolute gem of a find!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I snorted coffee!!! 🙌
1:53 Woman: What the hell are you doing...? Crusty: Well I was admiring your sand castle. Guard: Why didn't you listen to me? Are you deaf? Crusty: No I can hear I was just admire the Sandcastles. Guard: Are you slow in the head?! I gave you an Order! Crusty: I didn't hear an order I just wanted to relax... I- Guard: You did it! There's no denying it your the murderer! Crusty: I was just admiring the Sandcastles... Guard: PUT DOWN WHATEVER IT IS YOUR HOLDING! Crusty: It's a can of soft drink! (drops the soda) Guard: Ok stay still! Do as your told! Crusty: Why do you hate it..? Guard: Free drinks for the one who kills this- I swear this made me burst out laughing XD
when the wold needed him the most he returned
World
@@bubblestheclown4783 no, he typed wold. Just accept it
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet agree with you m8
He always returns
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I feel like Johnny Depp was voice acting this entire time as Jack Sparrow
this guy needs an acting job because this reminded me of Johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean
I was looking for this comment good sir, thank you!
Jack Sparrow on crack
Exactly
I was thinking I was the only one who thought that
it goes from a guy randomly killing to a guy just wanting to relax then a guy becoming part of a private security force then to a man and his fish that leads into a final massacre. BRAVO
Just imagine a tall bald man running at you on a beach screaming
CLEAR THE RUNWAY CLEAR THE RUNWAY
Crusty: Hits woman in head and laughs that she drowned 2:44
Also Crusty: Remembers bullets hurt
Bush: Run to me! I'll save you!
I feel like these are getting ever better, despite your darkened vision.
Oh you shush he’s amazing and funny he reminds me of my RP dad in Roblox who hated all of his kids
I feel like I'm missing something...what's wrong with his eyesight? Just genuinely curious
@@Dean_Cohen2y5 My knowledge is limited, but he's had eye surgery, so it must be or have been fairly serious.
@@Blockinstaller12 I asked before I got to the end of the video. Haha I'm sorry and thank you for explaining.
@@nanacherryblossom9708 LOL
This was the most emotional journey I’ve ever been on in my life, seeing the love blossom between crusty and puff-wuff George. The emotion when they had to part ways brought a tear to my eye. I truly hope puff-wuff George returns.
The combination of Jack Sparrow and the joker. Pure perfection
2:35 - 2:45
Had me laughing so fucking hard….imagine being her and being chased down by an armed man acting this way….you look over your shoulder and as he’s steadily gaining on you he screams out “Clear the runway!” Lmao
Watch your language boy
@@Al1v1a333 yes ma’am 😖
@@Al1v1a333 ok kratos
@@justinmorton1774 you Atreus?
@@PARKERNUM2 yes…. I’m Atreus
You sir deserve a frickin Oscar. I swear I'll never laughed this hard at ANY other youtuber.
0:51 “we need a little bit of briefing room” while holding a brief case😂
00:56 His lack of eye contact is a clear sign of guilt for past horrendous crimes that must be repented for.
3:11 nearly spit my food out in laughter
Imagine all the NPCs being able to hear crusty and doing their best to keep a straight face.
"Go get it back then!"
Next scene: *Is interrogating budgies while holding a banana*
The attachment to the fish and releasing him at the end was actually very emotional for me. May he swim high
17:49 that thunder lands in the perfect moment :')
I always love seeing crusty go full psychopath with him fish friends.
When Jack sparrow is hired as a hitman
This guy is so underrated. I would have expected like 15M subscribers or something
big time underrated, entertaining from start to finish
Ikr
Dude, on GOD. This man is a creator of perfection.
I love the dramatic build up to the flying suitcase, that failing, and then saying you had a back up plan xD
Vaas : Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
The cop: alright don’t move.
Player: ok
Cop: FREE DRINKS FOR THE ONE WHO KILLS US ALL
God damn crusty you bring me that straight to the brain dopamine.
I bet Crusty never knew he would have this much fun on Earth, when he arrived on the back of the flying purple, green dots covered, eight headed, planet eating, rainbow and doughnuts farting giraffe called, Greg the 27th. 😁
It's always a nice surprise when crusty posts as I'm catching up on watching crusty!
It feels like Crusty spoke to the briefcase more than the actual targets
All your hitman videos need to be compiled into one and animated because THEY ARE COMEDY GOLD
You are absolutely The (most) Fabulous Crusty. Glad to see your humor grow even more, and hope your eyes heal quick and healthy!
"Make my body relax like it's never relaxed before."
Well... he did.
"Make my body relax like it's never relaxed before." To be fair, he was only doing what she asked.
Hitman is my favorite game! These videos give me life. You are a very demented sweetheart, Crusty XD
The self time spent on the beach lol, Your theatre in arm gestures continue into more and more creative (and hilarious!) means to express.
A cinematic masterpiece like no other.
Ames said to tell you that you have a beautiful tip and he wants to kiss it
Lol
I commented to but then my comment disappeared 😔
I commented too and my message deleted
Crusty is getting crazier each new episode ahahha
I swear this man will be in the history books wee love uuu crusty
I can't say anybody is quite as entertaining as you. Putting your eyes under strain for our entertainment isn't good though man make sure you give yourself enough time to heal properly. We will wait as long as it takes for this godtier content 💖
He NEEDS THAT MULA
Yah we're all consurned about you
Crusty: *clobbers a guy in front of security*
Security: did you do this?!
...That was truly a master piece as always. Keep going with these awesome videos, it always makes me laugh. You're awesome Crusty.
It really feels like an even more insane Johnny Depp. Magnificent.
Please never stop making these hitman vr vids
I love all your videos crusty you always make me laugh! I hope you someday hit 1 million subs
Thank you for hearting this comment!!!
8:12 Captain Ribbet let’s hop😂
Now I have Led Zeppelin stuck playing in my head! Thanks Crusty! You are awesome and have a very big brain! You are worshipped and loved by all! If they don't they get the fish!!!
AMES HAS SENT ME
i can imagine how much of a disaster this is
Ames is waiting on his smooches
Dude....instant sub. I love Hitman and watching you play around in vr was HILARIOUS.
3:27 "Good to see you doctor. There is alot of healing needed in this place"......POW!! Too funny!
9:06
Bro, I was cry laughing as soon as he said, "Don't let anyone in here.". I knew exactly what was going to happen and you did not disappoint!
By far the funniest Hitman 3 vr videos i have seen, love it keep up the good work, you funny crusty crust man.
15:53 an absolute masterpiece
"It is always the ones in red hats that conjure the dumbest decisions."
As an American, this is my favorite Crusty quote.
This is so hilariously well acted lol! It seems like the holiday of an alcoholic psychopath on rehab
It's so hilarious in a video game or when watching someone play the game, but when you meet one irl, it's just scary. Oh the people you will see!
This video makes me want a nice big pet fish...both for the companionship, and as a weapon, lol!
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land
To fight the horde and sing, and cry
Valhalla, I am coming
🎸ba-daa-da-da-Dee-da ba-daa-da-da-dee-da...
imagine running up to hotel guest like that in real life😂 ( 0:15)
If you kill everyone on the island, an easter egg appears, a tornado full of moose. A moosenado.
Crusty is too different from all people on RUclips 😂🤣
I was having such a horrible day but this video cheered me right up
*When you've watched this like 5 times and never realized how the thumbnail can look out of context*
Cathartic, brilliant, utterly disturbed and simply, a beautiful kind of chaos 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
It's when crusty rides the storm heading towards insanity, that Hannibal Lecter crawls under his bed, hugging his teddy and whining. Good luck with the eye stuff. 👀
Let’s just appreciate crusty doing this for us hope you get better soon crusty
I don't even have the words ..... just your the best Krusty every time I laugh my damn ass off.
These video's are so perverse, yet so entertaining. Bravo, good sir for making this dark poetry.
This vid is awsome, funny af and some twisted dark moments too. Like a window into an actually insane hitman's mind who can only relate to dead fish.
Tremendous crustylicious fun! Who thinks that Puff-Wuff George could be a steady companion or is he merely a rebound relationship while Crusty is still processing the loss of the Sweet Little Birdman? Hope your eyes made it through the last couple of days my good man!
The legends back. How you been
Cold. Alone.
@@IAmCrusty have you tried cuddling multiple fires
@@tetchedink7980 🥲
I'm worryed Cristy's not doing well in the brain
‘Now the coin is irrelevant’
“Clear the runway!” Caught me off guard😂
Multiple parts of this episode were very Sweeny Todd of you Crusty. I love it lmao
*Big Respect*
I got laser eye surgery when a few years ago, very stressful, because you are awake during the procedure. The few days following are stressful as well, always worried that you will ruin your eyes (and it's not that hard to when your eyes are still healing). I can't imagine trying to use a VR headset during that time.
lol that run at the begging honestly me! when im excited to see a Horse in a field 😂😂
I have only just discovered your brilliance and as a fan of Hitman since the first release in 2000….this is an absolute gem of a find!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I snorted coffee!!! 🙌
12:00 crusty is litteraly talking to a fish named puff wuff fricking george🐟
That was both uncomfortably hilarious and hilariously uncomfortable.
"I want to kiss you on your beautiful lips"
Sent by our Lord and Commander Ames.
17:52 And fishy boy was separated from crusty, forever...😭💔
I like watching crusty and MerpTVs different takes on the same missions
This man should go into movies. Genius.
Every time crusty posts, I enjoy the rest of my day!
:)
Hey dude I love your videos they are so funny 😁
Nice to near that u getting lazer eyes! That means you can see clearly the 1M subscribers comin up this year! 🥳
Damn ... 17:00 ... I expected something epic. The glitchy suitcase-throw. But this ... ffs, i laughed so hard!
Shooting the sand-castle was *chef's kiss*
I love the human airplane where he's like "Clear the runway!" at 2:35
Hell yeah Crusty. This is what I subscribed for. More... More.. Go deeper.
The fluff he adventures of Crusty and PuffWuff George killed me
Honestly he's one of the funniest youtubers.
Poor guy, just wanted to admire the sand castle.
“Oh, watch your head.”
Dead 😂
You're responses are so perfectly placed
These videos just make my day. Thanks crusty!
“That has to be the greatest voice actor i’ve ever seen.
“So it would seem…”
If jack sparrow was a hitman
True
You mean if Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle was a Hitman
This is brill, yet when the woman falls her hat doesn't come off, nor does her head close the locker amazing
1:53
Woman: What the hell are you doing...?
Crusty: Well I was admiring your sand castle.
Guard: Why didn't you listen to me? Are you deaf?
Crusty: No I can hear I was just admire the Sandcastles.
Guard: Are you slow in the head?! I gave you an Order!
Crusty: I didn't hear an order I just wanted to relax... I-
Guard: You did it! There's no denying it your the murderer!
Crusty: I was just admiring the Sandcastles...
Guard: PUT DOWN WHATEVER IT IS YOUR HOLDING!
Crusty: It's a can of soft drink! (drops the soda)
Guard: Ok stay still! Do as your told!
Crusty: Why do you hate it..?
Guard: Free drinks for the one who kills this-
I swear this made me burst out laughing XD
We need a movie of this joker/jack Sparrow hybrid, he would become the best character ever
You are the funniest person I've ever, ever seen on RUclips! Well done sir!
WHY DOES BRO.....HOW A relationship WITH HIS SUIT CASE!!!! 🤣