This was literally one of the most hilarious videos of all time, but in all seriousness, the one at the end with the Australian student comforting Myrtle was honestly so cute! No wonder all the women (including Malfoy’s mum) like him so much! He’s a sweetheart! ❤️❤️❤️
@@Chascalol Wait I think the video was premiered and they commented before the video started lol. The comment was probably talking about the thumbnail, with Harry wearing an Australian hat and saying “Every episode c*nt”
this is the embodiment of aussie. i'm proud to be a half aussie and potterhead bc of this, this actually made me giggle 😭😭😭😭 you remind me of my year 4 teacher who also happened to be named marc and the "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!" at 5:37 really got me 💀💀
I could not stop laughing literally since I started watching the video.... talk about a legendary sense of humor I was nearly on the floor like 15 times
I was on the border of laughing like a maniac at 10:30pm when I'm meant to be asleep- took me every effort just to not snort, let alone full-blown maniacal cackling- why was that video so true tho- 😂 I'm an Aussie and I could totally see any of my friends in that position at Hogwarts (I would say me also, but I try to keep my cussing to a minimum, so I'd probably throw insults, but like, g-rated ones- 😅)
I chanced upon this by accident yesterday (16th August 2024) and watched it...then watched it again. This is truly a work of genius. I mean, really, to compile this you need to be extremely familiar with all the films, the dialogue etc so only a genuine Harry Potter enthusiast could do this. Oh I'd love Ms Rowling to see this...provided she has a sense of humour. The hours you must have spent editing this...and occasionally inserting dialogue where necessary...profoundly impressive.
At 1:15 Malfoy went spinning like a beyblade. Good one. Nice shot. Would have cast the same spell myself. Edit: I would have also cursed Malfoy to become a werewolf.
@@Wind-tail remember how one of the marauders Remus Lupin was bitten by a werewolf and became one? But in Lupin's case, he was accepted by James Potter, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew during their days in Hogwarts. But in the case of Malfoy. There is a high chance that most of the pure bloods who call half bloods mud bloods would not associate with someone who even if they were like them that was bitten by a werewolf. And in this case. Draco Malfoy would probably be miserable, and it would probably teach him a f**king lesson about what it's like to be almost like Harry for most of his life. Minus the werewolf bite which Harry never had, the fact that a lack of parents was what made Harry more humble and more of an understanding wizard. Not even joking. Despite Harry being an orphan. Harry was more of a humble person. Draco was a spoiled rich c*nt . Even though Harry was rich because of his grandfather's wealth from business and is considered a new money family. Harry didn't grow up with that kind of silver spoon. Draco grew up with the silver spoon. Long story short. Draco could use a lesson on humility.
When I was at high school in the ‘80s we actually had lessons in filling out dole forms and hire-purchase agreements. Our school was in a pretty dodgy part of town, so they knew their demographics. 😂😂
I’m Australian so at first I wasn’t sure if this was actually funny, because it just sounded like every day of my school life (e.g “Come ‘ere and say that ya fucken gronk”), but the Australian versions of the spells slayed me. “Ferretty Fuckya” 😂😂😂 Gold! Let’s face it though, there really are no unforgivable curses in Australia - we’re all foulmouthed. 😂
Barry: "you're clearing me of all charges or i'm showing your wife your browser history" Cornelius Fudge: "cleared of all charges." Barry: "ThAt'S wHaT i ThOuGhT"
9:12 I bet that was a reference to either Wii U Rainbow Road’s jump between paths that saves time, or a reference to the fact that Mario Kart 8 patched the infamous N64 Rainbow Road shortcut, and Voldemort went for it and fell off.
This so totally absolutely the most brilliant, hilarious,gut hurting funniest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN IN SUCH AN EON THAT I'VE REPLAYED IT AND SHARED SO MANY TIME'S AS IT IS SO FANTASTICALLY PRODUCED AND OUTSTANDINGLY PUT TOGETHER DESERVES AN ACCOLADE!!¡!! WELL DONE MY FELLOW AUSSIE SHOULVE BEEN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE FROM THE VERY START!! KEEP EM COMIN MATEY!!AUSSIE,AUSSIE,AUSSIE,OI,OI,OI!!!!! ESHAYS SKIT WAS THE TOPS DUDE!!! LOVIN IT BIG TIME!!!
We need a crossover of Aussie Harry Potter and PS1 Harry Potter❤
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This was literally one of the most hilarious videos of all time, but in all seriousness, the one at the end with the Australian student comforting Myrtle was honestly so cute! No wonder all the women (including Malfoy’s mum) like him so much! He’s a sweetheart! ❤️❤️❤️
Thanks so much mate. Ha ha Aussie Bazza may be crass but he has a good heart.
yeah hes good with em ladies
@@marcgallagher32He’d need to have a good heart to pump all the needed blood around his body! 48 inches after all, that’s not even counting the balls!
@@marcgallagher32I think there's something wrong with the Malfoy's bum they are always shitting themself
@@Not_X_BFB I agree.
“Dumbledore doesn’t want to risk it after Neville blew his own nuts off”
I laughed a little too loud at that one 😂
Yeah, my mum heard 😂😂
LAWS CAN BE CHANGED IF NECESSARY, in the context chosen was so hilarious
“Bloody Australians!”
- Tom Riddle/Voldemort’s last words
😂as an Aussie this is fuckin hilarious.
@Amelia.penny_2011 I'm a Aussie to
@@Amelia.penny_2011ABSOBLOODYLUTLEY MATEEEEE!!
I can’t stop thinking about the time a magpie killed the basilisk 😂
Note to self: whenever i should see a magpie... RUN
@@KingArgus-fy5xq R U N
As an Australian when you see one take cover
And that’s why his pet snake was indeed f*****
nice pp (profile pic)
Magpies are fucking horrid to be near,Do not stare one in the eye or hold a very shiny object near it
No need to be so aggressive with the hat there Harry-
@@Apsinha7888ayo 👀
How did you comment before the release time…
@@ozgamerab8780hang on
@@ozgamerab8780yeah how?
@@Chascalol Wait I think the video was premiered and they commented before the video started lol. The comment was probably talking about the thumbnail, with Harry wearing an Australian hat and saying “Every episode c*nt”
I fucking love the scene about eshays, it cracks me up every time, and the bloody magpie.
It's funny cuz they're from queensland.
I’m guessing that Australians naturally speak Parsletongue? That would make sense 😂
yeah we do
yeah matey we gotta tame em bloody 'roos. edit: this is a joke
duh
Yea mate we do
yeah mate we actually do
"I'm an old man."
That was a suspicious way to answer that question-"
"The last teacher i did lines w got fucking fired" is crazy
i didn't know there was a whole 22 minutes of this but now that i do, i'm downloading this for whenever i take the bus somewhere
Ha ha enjoy my friend!
Now this is a compilation that's genuinely worth watching 👌
BEST COMPILATION EVER!!!!! WORTH THE WAIT!!!!!
Aw thanks so much mate.
It is funny
@@marcgallagher32G’day mate. That was absolutely f#@king hilarious.
Lol
aussie chain?
"Turns out my wife is a whorcrux, came home to find her with 2 wands in her mouth", "this is dark stuff very dark stuff" best line in the whole vid
OMFG THIS-
Whorecrux 😂😂😂😂 is crazy
That's hot
'Swear to it, make the unbreakable vow' over $20 sounds great
I'm Australian and I can say! This is all true, he hasn't made one single wrong thing that an Australian would or wouldn't do. He speaks the truth😂
Aussie and proud!
I'm Australian to and it's true he did not make one wrong mistake
Really KIWIfruitandtaco, I smell a lie 🕵️♀️
Yes
@@_letstartariot I'll admit I'm a kiwi we would be the same except for the snake part
This is the Harry Potter we all truly needed!!! The Aussie Magic School would be fantastic!!
"Yeah, in Australia we have all kinds of animals, we even have R@sisct ducks." Im dying rn, hilarous
Fuck Yair mate … well said. Cooee to you from up near the Pointy Bit.
“Dumbledore doesn’t wanna risk it after Neville blew his own nuts off” 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed a lil too hard at that one
You need to make if an Aussie was minister or head teacher of hogwarts
this is the embodiment of aussie. i'm proud to be a half aussie and potterhead bc of this, this actually made me giggle 😭😭😭😭 you remind me of my year 4 teacher who also happened to be named marc and the "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!" at 5:37 really got me 💀💀
God bless you man regards.from.a mixed race Aussie
I love my country
We are blessed
@@cliffa2901 you too mate :)
@@natsuki.mikuuu which half is Aussie, you poor bugger? The top or bottom half!?@$!? NO photos please....
1:30 _"oh mate, you speak snake?! f*ck, how ah yah?!?"_ 💀🤣😭
fr! best part!
As an Aussie I can say yes
I could not stop laughing literally since I started watching the video.... talk about a legendary sense of humor I was nearly on the floor like 15 times
i'm actually an aussie myself and i still find this stuff funny
I'm Australian.....it's fukking hilarious. And accurate....I grew up in Prahran, maaate 😂😂
Man, the Aussie spells killed me. Loved this and I'm pretty sure all Aussies did too.
Wingardium-KICK-YA-NUTSACK! Best 1 liner ever to exist
Or Ex-smelly-armpits😂😂
I was on the border of laughing like a maniac at 10:30pm when I'm meant to be asleep- took me every effort just to not snort, let alone full-blown maniacal cackling- why was that video so true tho- 😂 I'm an Aussie and I could totally see any of my friends in that position at Hogwarts (I would say me also, but I try to keep my cussing to a minimum, so I'd probably throw insults, but like, g-rated ones- 😅)
samee
Exactly me to
I chanced upon this by accident yesterday (16th August 2024) and watched it...then watched it again. This is truly a work of genius. I mean, really, to compile this you need to be extremely familiar with all the films, the dialogue etc so only a genuine Harry Potter enthusiast could do this. Oh I'd love Ms Rowling to see this...provided she has a sense of humour. The hours you must have spent editing this...and occasionally inserting dialogue where necessary...profoundly impressive.
Lets take a moment to remember how Barry got Avada Kadavera'd just for the sake of our enjoyment and got attacked by Dumbledore. 💀
Thank you for making this masterpiece.
"btw we NEED if Frodo was Australian"
Love the sorting hat! and the fabulous Aussie ❤
Thanks legend ☺️🙏
"Nice try, ya fuckin pelican." my new favorite insult :)
I'd love to see an Aussie Indiana Jones edit, where you put yourself into various scenes from the 5 movies
Oh that would be fun.
@@marcgallagher32 I also showed this video to my mum (we're both aussie's btw) and we were laughing our heads off XD
@@Elbeno6548 ha ha that’s great. I love when families enjoy my stuff together.
My favourite clip of yours is the one in the herbology class where you made the mandrake roots become eshays
"Oi get his shoes"
“Watch out Harry he’s got Omicron!”
💀
At 1:15 Malfoy went spinning like a beyblade. Good one. Nice shot. Would have cast the same spell myself.
Edit: I would have also cursed Malfoy to become a werewolf.
I don’t think anything would change
@@Wind-tail remember how one of the marauders Remus Lupin was bitten by a werewolf and became one? But in Lupin's case, he was accepted by James Potter, Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew during their days in Hogwarts. But in the case of Malfoy. There is a high chance that most of the pure bloods who call half bloods mud bloods would not associate with someone who even if they were like them that was bitten by a werewolf.
And in this case. Draco Malfoy would probably be miserable, and it would probably teach him a f**king lesson about what it's like to be almost like Harry for most of his life.
Minus the werewolf bite which Harry never had, the fact that a lack of parents was what made Harry more humble and more of an understanding wizard.
Not even joking. Despite Harry being an orphan. Harry was more of a humble person. Draco was a spoiled rich c*nt . Even though Harry was rich because of his grandfather's wealth from business and is considered a new money family. Harry didn't grow up with that kind of silver spoon. Draco grew up with the silver spoon.
Long story short. Draco could use a lesson on humility.
OMG THE CENTRELINK PART IS SO RELATABLE 😂😂😂
When I was at high school in the ‘80s we actually had lessons in filling out dole forms and hire-purchase agreements. Our school was in a pretty dodgy part of town, so they knew their demographics. 😂😂
As a fellow Australia the magpie bit and all the swearing is extremely relatable
As an aussie myself, i can't tell u how much i love this. The C word is 1 of my favourite words ever
@@Eminems_woman_4_life covers SO many situations, right??
@@mnmgreenemoon yep! It's just like the F word (my other favourite word) its a very versatile word. It can put with anything
@@Eminems_woman_4_life or both together, I feel, truly manages to get my complete feelings for basically, as you said, ANY situation,....🇦🇺👌🤣🤔
@mnmgreenemoon the words f*cken c*nt together are the 2 most beautiful words in the English language. When im angry, i use them a lot
The snake part was my favourite lol 😂
The mackpie bit was so true I swear these things swoop ya like it's nothing
"The carpet matches the drapes. Malfoy, are you a pervert?" And Draco just bounces his eyebrows XD
"WINGARDIUM KICK-YA-NUTSACK"
My new fave line
Watching this compilation is f**king brilliant. Thank you big fella f
Jesus Christ as an Australian this is so bloody funny almost actuslly pissed myself eith laughter😂😂
Glad you enjoyed it mate ☺️🙌
@@marcgallagher32this video was such an amazing way to start the year lol😂
17:35
I just love imagining Tom's tombstone with the last words being "BLOODY AUSTRALIANS!"
‘You look like your auditioning for a shampoo commercial’ man I shit myself
More of this please! The reason i subscribed to you 😁
Definitely planning more. Don't you worry.
I think we need more bazza and snape, imagine Snape doing occlumency with an aussie
I’m Australian so at first I wasn’t sure if this was actually funny, because it just sounded like every day of my school life (e.g “Come ‘ere and say that ya fucken gronk”), but the Australian versions of the spells slayed me. “Ferretty Fuckya” 😂😂😂 Gold! Let’s face it though, there really are no unforgivable curses in Australia - we’re all foulmouthed. 😂
Jesus potter you got to stop sniffing glue mate😂😂😂
Same goes for you . Bong on brother .
Regards from Sydney
He doesn't take the hogwarts express,he flies his Ford A/U to school.
"You look like you're auditioning for a shampoo commercial" LMFAO
As an Australian, this is hilariously relatable 😂
“How’s that gonna help Neville when he’s stacking shelves at Woolworths?” 🤣🤣🤣
"So this is what dumbledore sends his great defender?"
"That's a magpie mate, your pet snake is fucked"
Facts
This is better than the actual movies. 🤣
Thanks mate!
As a Slytherin, that bit with the Sorting Hat was both hilarious and hit me like a missile lol
Barry: "you're clearing me of all charges or i'm showing your wife your browser history"
Cornelius Fudge: "cleared of all charges."
Barry: "ThAt'S wHaT i ThOuGhT"
I died at that part! 😂😂😂😂
All the Barry and Draco scenes are HILARIOUS 😂😂
“Ex-smelly-armpits” THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD😂😂
If only Aussie was in Harry Potter, he would make it so much better.
Best series on RUclips
As an Australian 🇦🇺 this was so sunny yet so relatable 😂😂😂😂
16:24 "happy christmas barry :D" was so cutee 😭
Lol the swooping magpie
“See moody knows😁😏Why do you know😑🤨” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im from NZ, and the magpie one brought back memories
They are dangerous man!
The bit about cyclists and magpies is so right!! 😂😂😂😂
The Second I Started Watching I was Already Laughing So Much LOL😂
"48 inches not counting the balls" best line ever 😂
His wife can’t walk anymore
@@marcgallagher32 fr
@@marcgallagher32😂
To be fair, that's also the real Britain that isn't shown in films 😂
That british accent when mandrik said "I'm gonna stab ya"😂😂
8:13
Shoulda worn a helmet,it was Magpie Season.
“Take out your wand”
“Ok…” *unzips*
*Disagreeable noises*
“Oh right this one sorry” *zips up*
Why did I expect that 🙃
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
We need a crossover with these live action clips and the PS1 clips XD 🤣😂
Ha ha this could be arranged.
@@marcgallagher32 nice 👍🏻
So funny 😂 and yet so true.
9:12 I bet that was a reference to either Wii U Rainbow Road’s jump between paths that saves time, or a reference to the fact that Mario Kart 8 patched the infamous N64 Rainbow Road shortcut, and Voldemort went for it and fell off.
Still a Classic.. should cover STEVEN SEAGUL 😂 Knife fights sitting down
Ok Hogwarts new release to employ some Australian teachers because the spells Kick-Ass
This so totally absolutely the most brilliant, hilarious,gut hurting funniest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN IN SUCH AN EON THAT I'VE REPLAYED IT AND SHARED SO MANY TIME'S AS IT IS SO FANTASTICALLY PRODUCED AND OUTSTANDINGLY PUT TOGETHER DESERVES AN ACCOLADE!!¡!! WELL DONE MY FELLOW AUSSIE SHOULVE BEEN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE FROM THE VERY START!! KEEP EM COMIN MATEY!!AUSSIE,AUSSIE,AUSSIE,OI,OI,OI!!!!! ESHAYS SKIT WAS THE TOPS DUDE!!! LOVIN IT BIG TIME!!!
First you gotta fight bellatrix
Then you gotta roast Marge
We need a actual movie with him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol that would be fun
I didn’t stop laughing for this whole thing! 😂😂😂
WHY WAS THIS SO FUNNY BROOOO ALSO RELATABLE AS AN AUSSIE MY SELF ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Ur an Aussie Harry"
1:46
Actually,electronic devices such as phones and tablets go haywire around Hogwarts,this was established in book 4
voldys gonna go moldy when he faces an aussie...
aussie vs fred and george? place ur bets here
aussie all the way
Im an aussie, and I the funniest ones to me other nut ones they are hilarious and I don’t know why but the Eshays……😂😂😂😂
"See, Moody knows- Why do you know?"
*cough*
The professor sprout actress is Australian 😂 (she got a citizenship)
The magpie part fucking killed me. 😂😂😂😂
Pure comedy gold. It is true I may say being an Australian 🇦🇺
Ha ha cheers mate
1:30 had me cracking up 😂
I love these so much 😂
As an Australian, I fuckin approve of this.
5 stars mate!
11:56 got me rolling on the floor😭😭😭
Make if an Aussie was in the hunger games, but instead of killing others, we kill eshays
yes just yes
Definitely plan to release some hunger games content when the film comes out.
@@marcgallagher32 great, cant wait even a second
@@marcgallagher32 but what about the telly tubbies as well
@@matthewkoeleman2271it's been many seconds, how you holding up?
"I thought you said I was a Lizard"
Though I'd have to start doing Geico commercials.
😂