Will Kanye Go To Prison?! | Episode 96 | NEW RORY & MAL

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  • @nealrice9868
    @nealrice9868 2 года назад +145

    TIMESTAMPS
    (I tried to account for the edits they would make from the audio version , like cutting out the ads, so these timestamps should be closer to what they’re actually talking about. If not, they’ll be in the ballpark at least)
    0:00 - intro, Mal says he doesn’t want to see Rory’s face anymore
    2:06 - Virtual Rapper FN Meka getting signed by Capitol Records, then dropped shortly after. Should we get Capitol records out of here for signing FN Meka?
    10:06 - Megan Thee Stallion VS 1501 Records/Carl Crawford and J Prince chiming in on the situation
    12:59: Rory: Did the guy that made the hamburger helper mixtape get his royalties? Hamburger Helper made a fire mixtape called ‘Feed the streets’
    14:28 - Back to Megan Thee Stallion VS 1501 Records/Carl Crawford.
    22:00 - Billionaire’s (Jay Z, Kanye, Diddy) getting their multi million dollar PPP Loans forgiven
    24:04 - Demaris shoots the billionaire’s some bail in terms of getting their PPP Loans forgiven
    27:40 - Rory: Did Sex workers make more money during the pandemic or no? Talks about how crazy of a time the pandemic was, and how the world is now
    30:01 -CONSPIRACY BAG: These new luxury apartments that are being built every second are designed to keep young professionals unable to save money, but comfortable enough not to care. Talks about owning a home, technically throwing away money by renting
    35:00 - Everyone in the real estate and government areas got scared when the pandemic happened because it proved people could work remotely. People moved to the city because that's where the jobs were, but if you can work from home, you can move somewhere else that's not the city, but cheaper
    37:43 - Offset sues Quality Control, splits from the Migos. P from QC responds. Mal gives his 2 cents on who he thinks QC is talking about, but doesn’t name
    42:32- Who says more outlandish things? Kanye or Elon?
    43:57- The team talks about how cool the drive from LA to Vegas is, and how they wouldn’t want Elon to replace that with his tunnel system.
    46:06- Solange becomes the second black woman to compose music for the New York City ballet
    47:24- What's one date that a girl took you on that was outside of your comfort zone? Mal talks about
    52:14- Rory gets into his conspiracy on the Salem witch trials and begins to go a little crazy
    54:14- Cam regrets removing Jay-Z’s verse from ‘Oh Boy’ remix
    0:57:02- Dj Khaled put his tracklist out for ‘God Did’ album, Rory is excited for the Latto and City Girls track
    1:03:06- Mal: DJ Khaled is the Quincy Jones of Hip-hop
    1:03:41 -For the ‘We Are The World’ song, where did all of the donated money go? Where did the money for Haiti relief go with Wyclef Jean?
    1:05:52- New music announcements: JID, Rock Marcy, Big Pooh, KXNG Crooked and Joel Ortiz, Royce Da 5’9
    1:08:05- Royce Da 5’9 discussing the slaughterhouse situation. Crook and Joel Ortiz’s IG live speaking on the situation as well
    1:12:40- Nick Cannon brings another child into the world
    1:15:13- Kevin Durant staying with Brooklyn
    1:19:25- Kentavious Caldwell Pope of the LA Lakers was in prison for a part of the NBA season, couldn’t play in away games, had to play with an ankle monitor
    1:21:51- Andre 3000 collab with Supreme
    1:23:48- Tour information, New York show added, weekend plans, podcast wrap up

    • @25EZpcs.
      @25EZpcs. 2 года назад +22

      Dude… you should be getting paid for this. How much time does this take to do?

    • @davidearle7209
      @davidearle7209 2 года назад +3

      @@25EZpcs. im sure it only takes the length of the show. Watching and then making note of topic changes

    • @wagmidaddy8766
      @wagmidaddy8766 2 года назад +1

      @@davidearle7209 some of these are technically off by a second or two, you should try harder

    • @nealrice9868
      @nealrice9868 2 года назад +20

      @@25EZpcs. Appreciate you lookin out fam, but they ain't ask anyone to do this. How ima ask to get paid for something they never asked for in the first place lol. I just read the comments and people talked about wanting time stamps, so i'm just doin it off the strength
      It takes about however long the pod is, maybe add 10-15 mins for when you gotta rewind at certain points, typing it up, etc. I listen to the pod anyway, so its just an additional 10-15 mins if that, nothing crazy

    • @blind87us
      @blind87us 2 года назад +3

      Thanks for coming through man.

  • @Seamlesshustle
    @Seamlesshustle 2 года назад +128

    Someone help me stop laughing.. Mal describing the guy biting into a piping hot burger, with no reaction has me in stitches!!

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 2 года назад +1

      😭

    • @justtwizzey2429
      @justtwizzey2429 2 года назад +7

      That was HILARIOUS! Probably not a good idea to listen to that at work 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @usneverthem7555
      @usneverthem7555 2 года назад +4

      I can't breathe!!!

    • @dondavo_
      @dondavo_ 2 года назад +3

      Yo I was in my car cryingggg !!

    • @steveo6408
      @steveo6408 2 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

  • @Maz_Mitch
    @Maz_Mitch 2 года назад +109

    It’s always hilarious when Mal is clearly headed towards saying something cancelable and everyone just gets awkwardly silent hoping he stops 😂

  • @rachelleb7786
    @rachelleb7786 2 года назад +89

    Thank you Mal for correcting Demaris with how she said Buju Banton 🥴 lol this Jamaican appreciates it 😂

  • @RatedKwong1
    @RatedKwong1 2 года назад +107

    Mal was in his baggg this ep lmaoooo - somebody get this lady a snickers was sooo quick

    • @sardaewilson
      @sardaewilson 2 года назад

      The autism bit was hilarious

  • @Maz_Mitch
    @Maz_Mitch 2 года назад +91

    “What does FN stand for”
    “F*ck n*ggers”
    Yea Mal about to drop 60 this episode 😂

  • @ape-san6037
    @ape-san6037 2 года назад +10

    “Hey my man you should probably let that cool off…. ohhh”
    - Edin (too prolific) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @veterancarriers3653
    @veterancarriers3653 2 года назад +78

    I just wanna see him explain the guy biting that burger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Smokietuhbear92
      @Smokietuhbear92 2 года назад +11

      That’s why I’m here too😭😭😭😭

    • @tcummings2904
      @tcummings2904 2 года назад +11

      Me 3!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 somebody get moms a snickers!!😂😂😂

    • @brieljones23
      @brieljones23 2 года назад +1

      Lmfaoo

  • @delberthaman1845
    @delberthaman1845 2 года назад +28

    He bit the burger. I’m at work crying laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kerendiaz4695
    @kerendiaz4695 2 года назад +49

    Getting an ad for Discover Ireland while watching this was nasty 😂

    • @NathanHuston757
      @NathanHuston757 2 года назад +11

      Rory definitely plugged that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @along58
      @along58 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trisbreezydc2
      @trisbreezydc2 2 года назад

      Nah deadass lmaoo

  • @taronneal7645
    @taronneal7645 2 года назад +27

    Mal was fucking on one this episode!!😂😂 He wasn’t giving Demaris an inch today. That burger shit was hilarious.

  • @izzyrodriguez9335
    @izzyrodriguez9335 2 года назад +23

    “Someone get that lady some OJ” that’s funnier than it should be 😂.
    Blessings pon blessings w mom dukes of course

  • @ToneDesh
    @ToneDesh 2 года назад +15

    “Can somebody tell Cam to cut that fro off? He looks like Norbit”. 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

  • @gallardocarlos4
    @gallardocarlos4 2 года назад +68

    🤣🤣 Mal has been letting baby D have it the last two episodes

    • @Imran0said
      @Imran0said 2 года назад +5

      He was goin in on her lol

    • @hennyjames5855
      @hennyjames5855 2 года назад +2

      Facts 😂

    • @sagevoid
      @sagevoid 2 года назад +2

      Mal doesn’t know how to be a boss just yet. Will probably get sued eventually. He is a perpetual line crosser. Mal gotta chill.

    • @ogbobbyt2159
      @ogbobbyt2159 2 года назад +1

      as he should

    • @ogbobbyt2159
      @ogbobbyt2159 2 года назад +13

      Here we go with the sue culture goofy shit. it's all "entertainment" let's just call it acting

  • @Enassitra
    @Enassitra 2 года назад +26

    Rory: “Don’t ever say we got company coming over would it kill you to put some pants on” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @xandermartin2118
    @xandermartin2118 2 года назад +117

    Demaris is so confidently wrong sometimes and Mals not letting it slide anymore lol

    • @shenellrichardson4936
      @shenellrichardson4936 2 года назад +13

      Lol “she was never managed by QC” even I knew that smh

    • @igobyneq
      @igobyneq 2 года назад +11

      I wish she’d stop talking on the show

    • @giniaboysmith5459
      @giniaboysmith5459 2 года назад +7

      Yeah was so sure of her answer too and boom no your wrong

    • @leejohn_bns
      @leejohn_bns 2 года назад

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @vees.5050
      @vees.5050 2 года назад +24

      That need-to-be-right, confidently wrong ish is so annoying. Luckily it doesn't happen often enough for me to stop watching.

  • @WarMastaP
    @WarMastaP 2 года назад +38

    This is one of the best episodes in a little while. This was on point with the lack of ethics in this capitalistic system.

  • @jasminedorsainville1112
    @jasminedorsainville1112 2 года назад +20

    Mal you won this episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnhangala3748
    @johnhangala3748 2 года назад +12

    😂 Mal in his element is LEGENDARY haven't enjoyed the pod this much in a very long time.

  • @Tf8764
    @Tf8764 2 года назад +18

    The Buju Banton part took me out 😂😂😂

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 2 года назад +10

    Asking if “Watch the Stove” is Stove God’s new project has me dead.

  • @ssourii761
    @ssourii761 2 года назад +24

    between mal breakin down that flamin hot burger to talkin about wishing to bring back the word f************ truly the best episode lmfao

    • @lanicetye
      @lanicetye 2 года назад +3

      wait!! what word is that? Lol i tried googling it but couldnt find anything

    • @tristanholmes1965
      @tristanholmes1965 2 года назад +2

      What he say?

    • @vraimentz
      @vraimentz 2 года назад +1

      here to try and figure out what he said LOL it cant be f*g right ?

    • @ssourii761
      @ssourii761 2 года назад

      @@vraimentz why couldn't it?

  • @Had2react
    @Had2react 2 года назад +63

    Okay so autism isn’t funny but…..the way Mal explained the burger situation got my back hurting 😂 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @along58
      @along58 2 года назад +9

      Lmao right! I literally fell over 😂

    • @shenellrichardson4936
      @shenellrichardson4936 2 года назад +8

      Lol no fr. Ive had that happen before and it made me realize that people deep on the spectrum dont make eye contact.

    • @justtwizzey2429
      @justtwizzey2429 2 года назад +7

      💯% Not funny but I screamed on the audio and it's the reason I'm here now

    • @BikeLife609
      @BikeLife609 2 года назад +3

      Got your back hurting? Ayooo

    • @trisbreezydc2
      @trisbreezydc2 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @HollywoodDeliPodcast
    @HollywoodDeliPodcast 2 года назад +23

    Rory house shoes are hilarious 😂

  • @kelwilliams2990
    @kelwilliams2990 2 года назад +15

    Ever since Mal got his own IP he been going off 😂😂 these pods have only been getting better and better! Let’s go mixy boys! 🍊💰

  • @yazeedaldukhayyil1918
    @yazeedaldukhayyil1918 2 года назад +26

    I love the talk Rory had talking about renting and buying 💯

    • @MatthewKinani
      @MatthewKinani 2 года назад +1

      He nailed it - Same thing happening in London

    • @damienmimikos5813
      @damienmimikos5813 2 года назад +1

      Grew up in North Bergen, NJ in a shitty apartment building. Moved to TN and bought a house for less than 200k that would cost 750k easy in NJ. Barely any snow and no parking struggles.

    • @FlipStar26
      @FlipStar26 9 месяцев назад

      @@damienmimikos5813 Congrats brother!

  • @stevenglass86
    @stevenglass86 2 года назад +8

    Out of everything that moved me (pause) about this episode …. dermis calling Buju “Ban-ton” is dumb hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peaceiladel83
    @peaceiladel83 2 года назад +11

    Mal had me in tears this whole episode! 🤣🤣 what weed strain was he on this time?

  • @vraimentz
    @vraimentz 2 года назад +6

    WATCH THE STOVE AND FEED THE STREETS BEING MIXTAPE NAMES FOR FOOD COMPANIES HAS ME CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOO MAL WAS IN DISBELIEF😭😭😭😭

  • @SShev
    @SShev 2 года назад +17

    Mal: Did Meg Respond?
    Everyone: yea she did
    Eddin: She said “Aah! 👅 “
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Zerrific
    @Zerrific 2 года назад +31

    This is one of y’all best episodes 🔥🔥🔥 Laughs from beginning to end

  • @giniaboysmith5459
    @giniaboysmith5459 2 года назад +34

    The opposite of a witch is a warlock
    Leave wizards out of this 😂😂

  • @michelleclairmont6273
    @michelleclairmont6273 2 года назад +21

    Mal is out of control 😂😂

  • @thekingcrawleynetwork6665
    @thekingcrawleynetwork6665 2 года назад +9

    Mal got loose again on this one lol…hes knocking down buckets from all over the court😂

  • @OCmenacemafia
    @OCmenacemafia 2 года назад +3

    "I was whippin, whippin whippin should be done by 10 minutes" 🔥🔥😭

  • @godwynndexter
    @godwynndexter 2 года назад +2

    Mal: "Who da f**k is Buju Banten?" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @RysinGgee
    @RysinGgee 2 года назад +5

    Thats why Mal aint want her to read🤣 “Bantan” bless her lil heart

  • @TallgeeseTV
    @TallgeeseTV 2 года назад +18

    This FN Meka Segment was much needed! Keep these fucking vultures away from Hip Hop!

  • @alval2465
    @alval2465 2 года назад +5

    Mal was in his Bag this episode!!!💯🤣

  • @ballsdeep6548
    @ballsdeep6548 2 года назад +8

    "Guess who's going to jail 2nite!!" 😂

  • @NotebookLives
    @NotebookLives 2 года назад +8

    That whole segment about Twitter’s 140-character limit is straight FACTS. 😂😂😂

  • @Violetsurfer
    @Violetsurfer 2 года назад +8

    Mal around 50mins is fukkin killin it 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @officialhdband7289
    @officialhdband7289 2 года назад +5

    Yo Mal was on Baby D head the whole time! Sheesh! 🤣

  • @StormInDiDormEntertainment
    @StormInDiDormEntertainment 2 года назад +12

    Thank u Mal. I hate when Americans say Dancehall & Conscious Reggae artist name wrong lol

  • @HendrixxLoKo
    @HendrixxLoKo 2 года назад +3

    Mal a real one for correcting her on Buju Banton pronunciation

  • @ayeecal90
    @ayeecal90 2 года назад +5

    This episode was pure comedy 😂

  • @jaewordspod7408
    @jaewordspod7408 2 года назад +7

    Mal & Rory be like “put the picture right here” and the folks behind the scenes be like fuck it 😂

  • @OhItsMulligan
    @OhItsMulligan 2 года назад +2

    51:50 Mal deadass got that "you're not you when you're hungry" Snickers commercial off 💀

  • @MarcusJII
    @MarcusJII 2 года назад +4

    Party all the time is the best song of the Khaled joint ironically

  • @zachbtv_6628
    @zachbtv_6628 2 года назад +3

    Mal the burger has me crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @steveo6408
    @steveo6408 2 года назад +7

    It’s crazy I used to think that they needed Joe. Not so much needed him but he was obviously the main guy and they were kind of the sidekicks. But since the separation these 2 dudes have BLOSSOMED.

  • @len2787
    @len2787 2 года назад +8

    Great chemistry on this one

  • @truthandreconciliation73
    @truthandreconciliation73 2 года назад +5

    They sleeping on that Wendy’s mixtape. “Red hair in them pigtails uhhh”

  • @brianpbillingsley3687
    @brianpbillingsley3687 2 года назад +1

    Why have I rewound the first few seconds like 10 times already?!🤣🤣🤣

  • @trisbreezydc2
    @trisbreezydc2 2 года назад +3

    Nah that burger story was crazy lmfaooooooooooooo

  • @Kash7_
    @Kash7_ 2 года назад +6

    Man Mal was fucking podding today 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @thankyou6610
    @thankyou6610 2 года назад +8

    Mal you are the funniest podder ever. I love you

  • @deckstarrtv
    @deckstarrtv 2 года назад +8

    Did anyone notice that ever since Tyler won the award that Khaled has never said "we the best" again?
    - Mal ☠️☠️☠️

  • @notmiketate
    @notmiketate 2 года назад

    Yo I am dying at the flaming hot bbq breath segment. Fam didn’t even notice after biting into the burger! Lmao

  • @Mrtre32199
    @Mrtre32199 2 года назад +2

    😭😭😭😭😭 Mal treating Demaris like a "Meg" this episode jesus christ

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 года назад

    Not the burger straight off the grill Lmfaoo I’m dead

  • @TheShamanTank
    @TheShamanTank 2 года назад +4

    I know wen I watch the pod it’s GUARANTEED laughs😆😆

  • @luotero8473
    @luotero8473 2 года назад +3

    Who the fuck is the guy that sounds like Pete Davidson in the background?? 😂😂😂

  • @meroner6028
    @meroner6028 2 года назад +2

    MaL def had Diner wit KD & was like i too wanna be in the 50/40/90 club 😂😂

  • @MarcusJII
    @MarcusJII 2 года назад +9

    Mal in that thumbnail is craaazzzyyy

  • @SuperMuu
    @SuperMuu 2 года назад +2

    Mal fed up with everybody 😂 he turning old and grumpy and it’s making him a great podder

  • @BigMufis
    @BigMufis 2 года назад +4

    Mal you been doin aight lately good last few episodes 👍🏿💪🏿✊🏿

  • @jfly15able
    @jfly15able 2 года назад +4

    Lmao mal going in on damaris today

  • @xchxmpagnepxpix
    @xchxmpagnepxpix Год назад

    Julian idk if you'll ever read this but I was mid chew when you said "Practice on the yard" and I spit chipotle every where. I hate you but that was fucking hilarious dawg 🤣

  • @Violetsurfer
    @Violetsurfer 2 года назад +5

    Hamburger helper feed the streets is wild 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 it’s really real

  • @IHOOP415
    @IHOOP415 2 года назад +1

    “Funky ass umbrella” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shayla6147
    @shayla6147 2 года назад

    “You may get a little fever but we ain’t taking you to the Cemetary” is crazy but so true 😂

  • @Andre-mh2ez
    @Andre-mh2ez 2 года назад +2

    This should’ve never been this funny LMAOOOOOOOOO.
    Mal wildin.
    But who is this random ass voice talking in the background?!

  • @WhogeteR
    @WhogeteR 2 года назад +4

    Metaverse RICO trial whaaaaaatt

    • @ifrr8337
      @ifrr8337 2 года назад +1

      That was too funny!

  • @IBonePokemon4Fun
    @IBonePokemon4Fun 2 года назад +3

    this was one of those S tier episodes

  • @tsaye5237
    @tsaye5237 2 года назад

    The scare in the room whenever MAL speaks lol

  • @ChannelODH
    @ChannelODH 2 года назад +2

    49:17 might be the funniest story in this pods history

  • @first_class_fly
    @first_class_fly 2 года назад +1

    "He Went On To Say A Lot Of J. Prince Things..."😆😆😆

  • @Swayze_S.L
    @Swayze_S.L 2 года назад

    Yo Mal roasting Baby D about Buju had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayjohn5856
    @jayjohn5856 2 года назад

    Rory slippers look like they been through the ringer lol

  • @quanbuffalo1343
    @quanbuffalo1343 2 года назад

    Lmfaoooo ayooo wait describing they chemistry was wild 😂😂😂

  • @jiamasjohnson1293
    @jiamasjohnson1293 2 года назад

    Yoo Mal was on it this episode...Top Notch Ent .."Get her a Snickers" 😂😂😂

  • @GiLLMATIC21
    @GiLLMATIC21 2 года назад

    Lmaoo at mal correcting demaris with buju

  • @mikecas24
    @mikecas24 2 года назад

    “Who you checkin, this FN shoot East and west end”

  • @SOLIDINDIVIDUAL
    @SOLIDINDIVIDUAL 2 года назад +1

    Slippers rory! Really 🤣 best job ever home sweet home

  • @user-mb6nf9wt3k
    @user-mb6nf9wt3k 2 года назад +1

    Kanye will do his listening session on the first train car lmaooooooo

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 2 года назад

    51:53 Mal said get her a snickers lmfao

  • @brieljones23
    @brieljones23 2 года назад

    He’s in album mode Norbit 🤣🤣

  • @jordan579washington
    @jordan579washington 2 года назад +1

    "Feel your hair, throw it in a pot."

  • @methodmaned
    @methodmaned 2 года назад +9

    Mal be trying to get the fuck outta there every episode 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @torimunoz3003
    @torimunoz3003 2 года назад +1

    Need to know what word Mal wants to bring back! Take out the bleep real quick please 😂

    • @FlipStar26
      @FlipStar26 9 месяцев назад

      Was it the F word? You know, the one who for same-sex male lovers?

  • @artificialintelligence0101
    @artificialintelligence0101 2 года назад +5

    Okay, are we going to ignore this ongoing thing with Damaris?
    I noticed a few episodes back. She was talking much less, and now that she's talking again they're cutting her off a lot and not allowing her to finish her sentences and she seems frustrated. let me know if I'm reaching.

    • @reekhavoc2932
      @reekhavoc2932 2 года назад

      She got comfortable, like most annoying females do.

    • @shadthagod8033
      @shadthagod8033 2 года назад +1

      U reaching

    • @Blackguysensai
      @Blackguysensai 2 года назад

      Shes usually loud and wrong. She's the only woman on the pod so they go to her for her POV but outside of that she is young and it shows with her takes lol

  • @FadedG2000
    @FadedG2000 Год назад

    “He looks like Tom Hanks from The Green Mile”
    💀

  • @worstbhavherimafuxnparty
    @worstbhavherimafuxnparty 2 года назад +1

    That’s the Hills have eyes roads😂😂😂

  • @AndresBaraya
    @AndresBaraya 2 года назад

    Rory was snapping when he was talking about the new apartments and cornering us to not being able to buy real estate at any point

  • @first_class_fly
    @first_class_fly 2 года назад +1

    Mal Was In Rare Form 😆😆😆 Who Sprinkled Molly In This Nigga Alkaline Water 😭😭😭

  • @ronj77
    @ronj77 2 года назад

    Next episode is gonna be Hilarious they got like every prediction on the Khaled album wrong 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadthagod8033
    @shadthagod8033 2 года назад +1

    Mal had non stop jokes this episode

  • @steveo6408
    @steveo6408 2 года назад +2

    I love these guys man

  • @christophermccrea7133
    @christophermccrea7133 2 года назад

    Damaris mentioning Cortana went over their heads. I see you Queen