Hey man, This and “Larry Dickem”, 😂😂😂😂😂 I want this ring tone. Aloha my Ninjas, my Black Ninjas . . . GI Joe! Where’s that White Ninja, some of them fair colored Ninjas. . . I’m ex Navy. One love yo! From the Big Isand of Hawaii! If you are chillin, stoned, so bored that you are reading the comments . . . This Aloha is for YOU! Stay casual my Ninjas.
I loved that movie. Kung Fu Dick's duel with Shaolin Schlong Sam was a choreographical masterpiece that came hard and penetrated the minds of the audience.
It was a bit long though. Not sure if it had to go on for a whole hour and a half of the movie's runtime. I would've liked to learn more about the Way of the Dick, instead we got only a brief background of Kung Fu Dick's childhood and how Shaolin Schlong had killed his father. Not much beyond that
@@poly_g6068 If I recall, Kung Fu Dick II: Hard Snakes goes in deeper regarding the Way of the Dick. That it originates from the legendary Wang Long monastery in China and all the monks were killed by Chimpokotsu ninjas during the Japanese invasion in the 1930's. All, but one; a sole surviving dick monk named Yinjing, who fled to the US and became Kung Fu Dick's mentor. Also, the villainous Shaolin Schlong was manipulated by the same Kunt Kunoichi warrioresses that convinced the Chipokotsu to beat up and finish the Wang Long monks.
I'm an actual musician who actually writes "real music" and I still can't be mad at this. I've listened to it several times a day for over a week now. Lmao
Same same. Now anyone can make a song. I have a RUclips channel with videos of my original music and music from other friends bands. I've had the channel for years. I can't get as many views with my original music in years that this new AI music gets in one day. It's sad honestly. This is the end of music and musicians as we know it.
@@apartment6645 I hear you. What if you make some ai stuff that gets clicks, then introduce your audience to your original music? That's exactly what I hope to do. Best of luck to you with your music, don't give up keep doing for yourself. Cheers!
I saw this song performed live. My uncle owned a club on the south side of Chicago. It was a month before my bar mitzvah and I wasn’t legally allowed in the club. Exciting times for me!
One of the best songs i have heard for a very long time! Excellent! Very good voice! Sounds like Stevie Conner on vocals after years of smoking and drinking :)
Man, after he left the Pipestrokers and their internal messiness behind, Jessiby Dickinum _really_ came into his own. '76 was a good year for Jessiby and the Pole Patrol.
Anaconda malt liquor makes you have a little richard, but this song is the theme of every trouser snake boss on the streets - A blacksploitation star, probably
This is brilliant! The back and forth between the "singer" and the "choir", the section with the rhymes on pain/gain and it's interesting to see AI creating such a banger 👌🏻
This right here makes me feel like I'm walking thru 70's Harlem wearing a long leather jacket, flared out pants, a fedora, shades on, and a cane with a snake head handle just cuz.
Blaxploitation genre from the 70’s .. Pam Grier * Coffy (1973) Foxy Brown ( 1974) , Tamara Dopson Cleopatra Jones (1973). I thought they were cool 😎 movies 🍿
You know what's even crazier, this is still leagues ahead of alot of a lot of shlock heard everywhere, even when it's just artificial, more craft was put in.
I was so excited when I heard that they were remaking this and then I saw it was gonna be made by Disney. They’ve gone full woke and calling it Kung Fu Tit. The franchise is over.
Artwork T-shirts Posters and all things in the way of the D*ck!🔥
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Hey man, This and “Larry Dickem”, 😂😂😂😂😂 I want this ring tone. Aloha my Ninjas, my Black Ninjas . . . GI Joe! Where’s that White Ninja, some of them fair colored Ninjas. . . I’m ex Navy. One love yo! From the Big Isand of Hawaii! If you are chillin, stoned, so bored that you are reading the comments . . . This Aloha is for YOU! Stay casual my Ninjas.
@@PaulVisions-e8v yes
I need some gear!
Undercover brother and black dynomite and dolamite been really quiet since this dropped
_The Human Tornado_
Hell, Quentin Tarantino quit Hollywood right after this was released
@@ronanonymous6017, then was that movie Tarantino’s last? He said he would quit after he directed a certain number of films.
Only Pootie-tang was able to hold his own.
Black Dynamite is too worried about orphans 😂
"I'll slap that shit like E. Honda,
My fighting stance is anaconda"
This is a portal into an ocean I'm not sure I have a diving suit for.
I bring the pain with the main drain, to maime and shame like I'm Lu Kang. That goes hard
Bruh. Im so glad I found this
I loved that movie. Kung Fu Dick's duel with Shaolin Schlong Sam was a choreographical masterpiece that came hard and penetrated the minds of the audience.
It was a bit long though. Not sure if it had to go on for a whole hour and a half of the movie's runtime. I would've liked to learn more about the Way of the Dick, instead we got only a brief background of Kung Fu Dick's childhood and how Shaolin Schlong had killed his father. Not much beyond that
@@poly_g6068 If I recall, Kung Fu Dick II: Hard Snakes goes in deeper regarding the Way of the Dick. That it originates from the legendary Wang Long monastery in China and all the monks were killed by Chimpokotsu ninjas during the Japanese invasion in the 1930's. All, but one; a sole surviving dick monk named Yinjing, who fled to the US and became Kung Fu Dick's mentor. Also, the villainous Shaolin Schlong was manipulated by the same Kunt Kunoichi warrioresses that convinced the Chipokotsu to beat up and finish the Wang Long monks.
😂
The long staff duel was the stuff of legend.
The last cockbenders.
Respect.
"My battle stance is anaconda“
Is my new pick up line.
Thanks b.
❤️!!
Sheeeit this was my workout music back in ‘79. Used to do no handed push ups
Bro this is legit a good bar:
"I slap that shit like E. Honda
My fighting stance is the Anaconda"
And "I rain the pain with the main train to maim and shame like im Liu Kang"
That shit wasnt around in the 70s lol.
@@timmel37 who said it was?
@@huginmunin8253the book was around in the 60s allready!
@@BrutalEnough what book?
“I rain the pain with the main drain, to mame and shame like I’m Liu Kang”
I say god damn!
I play this so loud its my neighbors favorite new song.....four houses away.
😂😂❤️ Love it!!
😂❤❤🎉
Somewhere in Heaven, Rudy Ray Moore is Smiling
"To maim and shame like I'm Liu Kang"😂
"I slap that shit like I'm E.Honda" 😂😂🤣🤣
“Ahhh yeahh, f*ck yeah!” 🤣🤣
I'm an actual musician who actually writes "real music" and I still can't be mad at this. I've listened to it several times a day for over a week now. Lmao
Hear hear
Same same. Now anyone can make a song. I have a RUclips channel with videos of my original music and music from other friends bands. I've had the channel for years. I can't get as many views with my original music in years that this new AI music gets in one day. It's sad honestly. This is the end of music and musicians as we know it.
@@apartment6645
I hear you.
What if you make some ai stuff that gets clicks, then introduce your audience to your original music?
That's exactly what I hope to do.
Best of luck to you with your music, don't give up keep doing for yourself.
Cheers!
This surpasses by far reggaeton music!!! 👏👏👏
A lot of people are getting replaced.
"I slap that shit like E. Honda" is a MFing BAR!
Lmao I screamed haha
This is a rabbit hole I was not expecting to go down. But I'm glad I did.
The way I literally screamed at "I slapped that shit like I'm E Honda". 🤣🤣🤣
Now I finally figured out what KFC really stands for. 😂
😂
This is the new music I play at the beginning of every zoom meeting to introduce myself.
Why does the blaxploitation stuff always go so hard
I saw this song performed live. My uncle owned a club on the south side of Chicago. It was a month before my bar mitzvah and I wasn’t legally allowed in the club. Exciting times for me!
I’ve found my new ring tone.
I need to learn the ways of this Dojo
It has a nice groove, and the lyrics *chef kiss*. please add lyrics to the video
The artwork on this video-chef’s kiss 😘 💯%
0:52 to 1:20 is the most hilarious lyrical outburst I've heard in years
This shit is hilarious. I never heard something so damn good and funny
Sounds like black dynamite's theme song
One of the best songs i have heard for a very long time! Excellent! Very good voice! Sounds like Stevie Conner on vocals after years of smoking and drinking :)
Man, after he left the Pipestrokers and their internal messiness behind, Jessiby Dickinum _really_ came into his own. '76 was a good year for Jessiby and the Pole Patrol.
This was a rare collaboration between, Dragonfly Jones and Jerome. Solid✊🏾
And she got that kung fu grip
"I be swingin that shit awwwwwyeeeeuhhhhhhhh" 😂 I can't get this out of my head.
❤️❤️❤️!
Why is this so strangely amazing?
Richard "Kung Fu" Johnson embarks on his spiritual journey through China
Found this LP in my grandpa's 8-track, thank you for uploading this 👍
Thanks for listening! 🎧💥
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, but not this guy. He had other plans.
The art work is Tattoo worthy
BabyFunk approves this ice cold jam, baby!!!
❤️ Thanks BabyFunk!
Everytime I wanna quit RUclips shit like this shows up.
This is absolutely amazing work
Been on repeat bout a week
I'm on day one. 🤯
This is my new anthem from now to eternity 🥷🏾
Great song. Loved the flip side, Nunchuck fuk.
🤣🤣!!
Swing'n that SHIT 😂
I can’t remember the last time a song made me feel this happy. Made a playlist with just this and put it on repeat while I sleep…..not joking.
I still have the board game of this from 1974.
I actually like this song. What is wrong with me?
Nothing. You are cultured
Heard he fought Hugh Jwang and won...
I had he downs a gallon of Cream of Sum Yung Manh soup
EVERY.
SINGLE.
DAY.
Anaconda malt liquor makes you have a little richard, but this song is the theme of every trouser snake boss on the streets - A blacksploitation star, probably
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE? DO YOU WANT TO GO OOOOON?
Underrated comment 👍🏼
I keep thinking this is impossible. Absolutely fantastic content and no one here?
We out here
😎
Proof ai isnt all that bad
❤❤❤
I used to play this in my brown on brown 78 thunderbird into our local Rally’s burger joint! Definitely a classic that went under the radar… til now!
Back when it was Zipps.
Needs to be a minimum of 10mins long
❤️!!
Ah, yes. 70s' icon E. Honda.
Dont drink the anaconda malt liquor brothers.
It gives ya 'hooooo'
This is brilliant! The back and forth between the "singer" and the "choir", the section with the rhymes on pain/gain and it's interesting to see AI creating such a banger 👌🏻
Nice to know they were using street fighter 2 references in 1976.
Kung Fu Dick so badass it got four eyes instead of just one.
😂❤️!!
E.Honda line took me out like "what did i just hear?!" 😂😂☠️☠️
This right here makes me feel like I'm walking thru 70's Harlem wearing a long leather jacket, flared out pants, a fedora, shades on, and a cane with a snake head handle just cuz.
🎵Shaft.. can you dig it 🎶
Blaxploitation genre from the 70’s .. Pam Grier * Coffy (1973) Foxy Brown ( 1974) , Tamara Dopson
Cleopatra Jones (1973). I thought they were cool 😎 movies 🍿
This needs to be the theme song for the next Black Dynamite movie
Man... I got to look into how to create these 😂
I've heard several that go unreasonably hard 🤣
This is the best song ever, not kidding
Holy shit wtf
I need a ten minute jam version
Needs a Fred Wesley trombone solo.
Black Belt Jones approves this most slappin' jam.
When this song came on, I just knew I had it in me, so that's the night I met my wife. It'll be 48 years this summer. We still get down to this tune.
AI cracks me up with this music, I come to the comments for the stories y'all creative ass mfers show up with lol XD
I only pray my kung fu is as strong as yours when I'm that old😂❤
THis songs a banger
“Oooh yeah fxck yeah” 🤣🤣🤣
This is the best song I've ever heard
Need a full 6 track EP of the guy on this song and Pimpizilla.
❤️!!
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT MORE KUNG FU DICK AND SUPERHAND PLS!!
Can't stop listening to this!!!!🎯💯
❤️!!
This is something you would hear in Black Dynamite.
I'm a mature adult, I'm a mature adult-
My pimp hand’s strong, and my patience is thin…
Get back in the kitchen and make me some chicken...
"my fighting stance is an anaconda"
Av been singing that shit aaaalllllday yeah fuck yeah 😂 ace
"I rain the pain with the main train, to maim and shame like I'm Liu Kang"
ok
I've found my official theme song
This song actually was my husband #1 in his play list, back on the day 😂
I’m sending this to everyone I know
❤️!! Thanks!
Imma send it to them plus the 400+ Facebook friends I don't really know😅
I think this won a Grammy in 76, I could be wrong Stevie wonder presented if I remember correctly.
It was 1975.
Greatest song ever written
Yo i can't tell you how many times i ran this back. The lyrics tho. ✊🏽
I bet I’ve listened 400+ times in the past week.
Best song i have heard in a min.
❤️! Thanks!!
Oh, that is CLASSY, San Diego.
You know what's even crazier, this is still leagues ahead of alot of a lot of shlock heard everywhere, even when it's just artificial, more craft was put in.
This is my new favourite track , wish it was longer 😂
best song ever made
❤️❤️❤️!! Thanks!!
This song inspired me so much in my youth I actually travelled to China to learn the ancient art of Dick Fu.
As a European lucky enough to have known Blacksploitation, Motown and he Hong Kong craze: this sh* hits so hard.
Exactly! This is such a great combo of all those in one. It couldn’t be more perfect!
Straight Black dynamite vibes 🎶🎵🤣😂🤣💯
Well this just made my car playlist
I'm adding this to my Slow Jamz playlist.
good idea fam
Certified babymakin' music.
The classics of the 1970's still hold salt. KFD was the prom jam of the Bronx.
A lot of people don’t know this is a Lennon/McCartney composition. They wrote it for East Side James and the Colt Vengeance back in 1964
Oh yeah....🤔
This is my new anthem for 2024.
Eat your heart out, John Holmes.
I guess this came out on something bigger than a 12 inch.
Underrated comment 😂
This is the peak of a.i song writing.
I believe you're right, yes. I truly think it is.
I was so excited when I heard that they were remaking this and then I saw it was gonna be made by Disney. They’ve gone full woke and calling it Kung Fu Tit. The franchise is over.
reading the text on the images makes you sound like Pootie Tang
Need a full version of this!! It's a masterpiece!!
❤️ Thank you!! Check out parts 2 and 3, and part 4 will be out soon 😁