“Not when you’re purging the slow, right? What do you know about the slow? You weren’t born slow. You’ve never been losing races. You don’t know what it’s like to trip, to sprint, to train just to win!”
@@LittleHayabusa Basically a long hallway of 6 miles (10 kilometers) with blasting red alarms and like its name suggests you basically have to run these 6 miles (10 kilometers) by foot. And if you don't... Well you're dying in a both gruesome and painful way by the entities chasing you. To get there the main way it's by noclipping into it by accident, even though there's tons of other entrances. And to exit you either run the 10 kilometers into the exit or take one of the exits left open at the side of the level. Also when you exit that level the backrooms will never send you back there.
@@knucklesgaming5501 He left me hospitalised for months and paralysed from the waist down permanently. Needless to say I won't be watching that site anymore, thank you Armstrong.
POV: your dad when he left you for 15 years and you won the lottery
LOL
Interesed
LMAO
Yikes
Only 15?
For me its atleast 60+
When you insult armstrong and he says run for your life:
😮 uh-oh
Not a problem if i have a dodge demon 170
@@TheOldTelephonethats not helping you.
@@Akarii-h7z You know it's the real deal when Sundowner says it
Yeah @@aquilaklaus, unlike him we're not FUCK!NG INVINCIBLE
So this is how he gets to all the status memes so fast
Lmao he's so fast that everything has slowed down for him so he can be there in perfect time
"Making the mother of all marathons Jack, can't fret over every runner!"
Perfect.
Every step
“Not when you’re purging the slow, right? What do you know about the slow? You weren’t born slow. You’ve never been losing races. You don’t know what it’s like to trip, to sprint, to train just to win!”
"But you did won the race! Though sheer force of will, following your own way of running. With your own two feet, you reached the finish line!"
@@kelagy “And now? I’ll finish you.”
Mom: the kids are on your computer
Me:
TRUE
"Slippery little bastard!"
@@SansBadTime nah bro i would kill thoose kids
@@SansBadTime"i don't have tome for this"
"Dont let them open the homework folder"
When Jack is making the mother of all omelettes and frets over *one* egg:
Me: is hungry
Grandma:
Me when I’m late for school
LOL 😂
That’s actually me tho I sometimes see the time and am late so I go so fast when I enter my high school tho
Pov: You miss the school bus
Someone give the cameraman a raise for managing to keep up with Armstrong's speed
The cameraman's just running away from armstrong 'cause he wasnt recording correctly
"Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can't fret over every egg!"
"My name is Steven Armstrong and I am the fastest man alive"
Camera man 🗿
That one medic on the other side of the map when someone's health goes at 98
me about to get revenge on the bully:
Me after my mom and dad sees whats on my search history:
Imagine if this was the entity in level ! of the backrooms.
I never heard of Level explanation mark, what’s it about?
@@LittleHayabusa Basically a long hallway of 6 miles (10 kilometers) with blasting red alarms and like its name suggests you basically have to run these 6 miles (10 kilometers) by foot.
And if you don't... Well you're dying in a both gruesome and painful way by the entities chasing you.
To get there the main way it's by noclipping into it by accident, even though there's tons of other entrances.
And to exit you either run the 10 kilometers into the exit or take one of the exits left open at the side of the level.
Also when you exit that level the backrooms will never send you back there.
Before the vid start i got a 5 second sus anime ad, then once the video starts he's coming after me..
You disappointed him now you shall PAY!
@@JetstreamSam-bp6zs bruh its the ad rng
@@Acle75 ik lmao
POV:You saw porn and now Senator Armstrong is coming towards you
*Is that why he’s called Armstrong???* 😏
@@SunburnOmori ayo, man just made the biggest discovery in human history
Happened to me once
Mf broke my jaw and legs
@@knucklesgaming5501 He left me hospitalised for months and paralysed from the waist down permanently. Needless to say I won't be watching that site anymore, thank you Armstrong.
POV: he is faster than the flash.
When your girl says: "My parents aren't home ;)"
When your late for work
Armstrong:
Pov:Grandparents way to school
My dad telling me how he was going to school
When your bro sends a message “Thank you for everything”
Smash players when an unmolested kid appears at a tournament.
Bro 💀
Dafuq is wrong with you?
Arnold Armstrong when perverted Smash players appear at a tournament:
He ran so fast that Sonic was left behind
SCP 096 when you see a picture of his face:
my dad when i win the lottery:
Pov: an alternate reality if you wasted $50K
He’s only getting faster every second you don’t
Run
Run
Why is my reply glitching
@@jasminerodriguez2174 idk man
@@jasminerodriguez2174 run
my mom at the store when I get kidnapped:*running back home*
Your teacher after you don’t use their math method:
Pov: you know how to go the speed of light
the cameraman:🗿🗿🗿
Nico Nexbots:
When the head teacher of school sees you try to buy something:
Cameraman: 🗿
Me running to VALVe HQ after they changed "update-sized update" to "holiday-sized update":
Он спешит сломать лицо Райдену, который собирается смотреть мультики)))
hey armstrong where are you we are gonna see tv- WHAT THE F-
“You’d better run you slippery little bastard”
me when i turn off all the lights in the house and im going towards my bed:
That's me XD
The camman:👌👁️👄👁️📸
How it feels speedrunning around the country
(Loop it to make it feel Continuous)
Scout mains be like:
The fricking math teacher going to class
When your friend tells you that your wife is selling your precise fishing gear:
Nextbot be like
when her parents aren't home
:)
The NEW face of Sonic the Hedgehog.
He became a nextbot with this audio. Nico's nextbots created by jasper.
Already done
Il a changé François Hollande depuis qu'il s'est mis au sport
pero qué juzgar
Mdrr
Le 49-3 fiston
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃🙃😃😃😃😃🙃😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😆😆😆😁😁😁😁😁🙂😏🫨
he isn’t standing there he’s running
he on his way on me
Never late for work
Looks like a man who played college ball, not at one of those cushy Ivy League schools either.
I’m guessing he went to university of Texas, he could’ve gone pro if he hadn’t joined the Navy
Imma guess he can break the president in two, with his bare hands
i think he needs capitals and votes, because he had a dream.
@@santosyeet3912and something about people embracing their own destiny and fighting for what they believe in
Pov the homie sent the forbidden message
pov: me being late for school
700 KM IN HOUR
Nope he ran 6830270 km
" OH GOSH I MISSED THE BUS !!!"
When my mom says that I can eat mc donald's with my friends
Me: 0:00
So relatable that’s me when am going to the cinema with my friends we’re about to watch grand turismo movie tho.
Cuando tu papá se entera que alguien te golpeó XD
Pov you are scp 096 and some dude looks at your face through a old photo:
The cameraman: 🦾🗿😎
The entire community sees Charlie
When your girlfriend tells you her parents aren’t home:
And she is not wearing underwear!
Unrealistic. no girlfriend no parents no home
My guy didn’t skip leg day
50k lore
+officer earl lore
I can get him to go faster by applying 2x speed on this video
Pov: someone insults your favorite video game character
Officer earl: finally, a worthy oponent
He's Coming For You!
He ran 6830270 kilometers
How the FUCK did you calculate that
@@erichallgren9801 lol
Me Be like late in bus:
“Ayo the pizza he-“
Pov you forgot to buy bread:
when i go to croatia with a bus or a car:
When someone leaves you home alone you run as fast as you can like senator
Gotta get the exercise ya know.
POV: когда мама услышала на родительском собрании, что ты получил 2 по математике
Armstrong finding raiden
Deku running to the nearest mcdonalds
NAH 💀
es mi momento de hacer estallar este video
POV: 3 missed calls from dad
Man woke up at 4 PM and realized he was late for his next status meme.
When your phone
is at 1% percent:
He ran out of eggs
He doesn't needs gas powered cars or electric powered cars. He runs on MAN POWER
POV: Four fucking pixels.
Pov: you didn't take the i know where you live seriously
Gf: come over
Me: i cannot im so far awa....
Gf: Im home ALONE.
Me: 0:01
Better one
Gf: babe please come over,
Bf: cant,im too busy right now
Gf:but im cosplaying as raiden tonight
Bf: 0:01
Ppffffttt
@@muhibaqeel9709 plot twist she meant raiden from genshin not raiden from mgrr and the bf becomes enraged and beats her to death
@@JetstreamSam-bp6zs You good bro?
@@Ham_991 this was a month ago man
On his way to make the mother of all omelettes (can't fret over every egg)
Make 10 hour version
You Can Loop It On Your Phone :)
@@WarriorCatsFanGirl12 ye
Sonic ain't got nothin' on this Senator!
POV you aggravated the Warden in Minecraft
Cuando estas a 10 minutos de llegar tarde a la escuela y el micro no llega:
When you didn't pay ur taxes
Я: запускаю Любимые Аниме Брата
Он через секунду:
Pov you throw something at someone and run as fast as your can
This is running at you but the music is too good so you start dancin’