Pimping and Pandering 1: getting out of federal prison for the second time - Ryan Leone
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- This begins the pimping and pandering series: when I got out of federal prison for the second time. I was released and caught a new criminal state case within weeks.
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Leone for pres. He is the most relatable RUclipsr to me personally.
#ShakeyJake4President2020
Me too, sadly or proudly lol
Cause it’s his income he’s hustling you fanboys
Irish Peckerwood CAX9584 He’s providing us with entertainment that I look forward to more than anything on television and Netflix. He’s trying to provide for his family doing something honest instead of pumping d or robbing people. Even when he’s using he’s open and honest about it ... why you even here if your going to be negative man? Funny part is even your hater ass comment helps his stats and gets him paid so your a fanboy as well as a fuck boy yay!
If it makes you feel good he probably is addicted to it
Shakey Jake really is sober
Proof: the light switch cover is fixed
LBdreamin what was wrong with it?
Haha I noticed that too like first thing.
I noticed that right off too!
im an electrician, that bothered me so much
Dude that is one of the best comments I’ve ever read
I found you through Jessica Kent and have not stopped listening to you since! Love to hear you tell your story. I'm glad you are still here to tell them! Wish you all the best!
I discovered Ryan from a Britney F. Podcast and the I joined his Patreon account. Bomb stuff!!!!
Big homie can I watch this right now dog?
Mom: sure hunny, your hot pockets are ready!
Me: serio foo.....
GlockWiseSB haha yes! Al profit is a cool guy, I was just giving him shit lol
GlockWiseSB yea I saw it and was like “WOW “
That’s basically how the KFroG JROCK beef started.
GlockWiseSB i wish I could say yes but no I didn’t.
GlockWiseSB yea when I saw the video where Ryan explains it I was dying laughing 😂
There’s a live PD episode where a chick gets stopped and is so nervous she tells the cop she has weed at her house and they follow her home and take it. It’s on their RUclips.
Whaaaat. Who would do such a thing. That is so dumb. See what w red makes you do!! I like weed too, but I know how to just be stoned. It requires a couch, ice cream, and RUclips
Never trust a psychic that' hasn't won the lottery
Congrats bro. Getting off is huge. I made a post on FB the day I got off. Was my biggest post ever, with over a 1,000 likes and like 200 shares. Just a pic of me and my discharge papers. So well
Done. Glad you beat them. Stay clean and stay on top. Only way to make it brother.
Hi Gunner😊
Pic or it didnt happen
Hippie Gal hey girl!
Stephen Meyers lol here is my agent deck. It’s in there. Have a look. I think it’s a screen shot of when it was at like 900+
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@@gunnerdetroit bro what is your first book called?
Ryan good work getting off parole. I just got off state probation march 20 th as well. I have a pretty good story about a craigslist "escort" i fell for. Wow what a ride that was. I feel dumb but i wanted to give her a chance at a better life after her son died from lukemia last summer. Full simp mode. Moved her out of NYC back home with apt,got her kids back only to find out a 3rd party website had been reposting all her adds and kept dates,pics,and detailed information. It was heartbreaking to say the least. I should have known better. Its a very empty feeling. Peace i had to get that off my chest. Steve
Brutal dude...
What so she was just doing the same thing still and milking you or they were using her photo and info?
I start these videos and think how tf is this gonna be an hour long and then I get to the end and I’m like damn I wish this was longer 😂 you storytell so goddamn well
Wish I could be in a good mood man, my moms lung collapsed this morning and she’s not doing good man, thanks for making the videos man it helps me get thru times like This, much love Ryan and all the loyal subscribers❤️💪🏼
Congrats on gettin off parole bruh!! Definitely a better feeling sleeping when u dont think they'll kick ur door in the middle of the night! 👍🤙🤘✌
I remember using my flip phone to download the Sports Ilustrated application the phone had. I think my parents were getting charged just for browsing the lingerie pages lmao
I remember last time I was arrested waking up the next day and accepting that everything is gone. Apartment, car, and girlfriend. I'm glad I was able to accept it right away Probably made my time much easier.
Mike P yeah I was able to keep my car since it was paid off the girl stayed strong until the court date then.....that died....apartment def gone and my hahaha yeah GONE. “Freind’s” hahaha that’s a joke. Lose it all and I was 19 so it was kinda like fuck it I’ll get it back mentality and didn’t realize how hard that would of been when I got out :( fuck life is hard
Once you realize it's just materialistic shit it makes it that much easier to rebound from. Took me a few times to come to that realization though! 😂 Happy to say I been out of prison since 2014, having my son changed me, & I guess old age! 😂
@@AUTHOR804 yea man I did just 7 months at 19. I took charges for ppl and I didn’t even hear shit from them the whole time. Made me realize ppl are fake af
Dang that’s horrible. I was fortunate to have my family huddle up and get my belongings to storage 6 different times I was arrested and did at least 5 1/2 months in county jails NEVER prison
@@AUTHOR804 I always sold my whip to pay for an attorney.
Damn props on getting off parole. Truly is a major step towards your new life. 🙏
Just got a tooth pulled. Thanks for posting this. Need it right now.
"Ur fly, ur tropical at that point" lmao
I still have yet to do the bar scene. I was on that 80mg scene on 2002. 31 years old and two kids later I’m sober #godbless
I have been really enjoying all the videos of your life adventures. Im not kidding I had the exact same augment with my wife, I lost my wife’s debit card, and she freaks out “ How are we going to buy food for our kids during the pandemic!?” I ended up locating the card. lol. I hope the best for you and your family.
You give me hope to stay on my sober path in life and get off my probation. I know parole is a whole different beast but I just wanted to say thank you. Every video shows me parts of myself that I was in the past that I don't want to go back to and parts in my new sober life that I want to keep up. So thank you foreal.
Probation made me switch to drugs that are not tested for at the P.O.s office. It’s sad that some people can’t control themselves. I’m not street smart, kinda booksmart but definitely 100% self control smart. I can definitely do heroin, crack, X, Alcohol, sex and cigarettes just on the weekends. Stay strong homie💪🏼 We are stronger than we think we are and I haven’t shot up since I started probation in 2014. Being on probation and being tested 2x a month got me to start taking Subs. Plus 4-8mg is a lot cheaper than $20/day of heroin
💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 congratulations my guy I just got some pizza I’m tuned in
Dude, I absolutely love your stories!! I look forward to hearing every single one of your stories. I will literally stop what I am doing to listen to your stories. I dont know if it the way that you tell them, your voice or what it is, but it keeps me drawn in. Keep doin what you're doin brother. Much love and respect from Port Clinton, OH
This dudes dark sense ohh humor is like Deadpools very witty & charismatic!! Funny guy.😊
I can not believe how candid you are, very brave, I could never and love the content.
Congrats big homie. Keep up the good work G. Palabra ✊
17 years on papers ... wild brother! Congratulations to you Ryan and your family at your progression. I’m so happy to see you winning man. I know we were all worried when you came off the rails there and made the now deleted video. Just makes me happy to see you win! Palabra!
Hahaha definitely want to say that to a cop now!! “You work for me bro!” 🤣🤣🤙 love it
"Who do you think you are bro, Dirty Harry?" Lmao, that was funny brotha!!!
Boy that deodorant on the balls line almost made me run off the road. I do the same thing loofah deodorant and then also blow dry the whole butt ball valley
Yes turn on the fan and point it at your ass.
@@mikemedina6478 hahahahaha
Ever heard of baby powder dumbsss lol
"I got off parole & thats a HUGE accomplishment for me !!! "
Congratulations Ryan!!! Huge.Accomplishment
I’ve been following you for years now I’m deep into your patreon with Karina. Man, I sure miss you Ryan 🙁 Karina is doing a wonderful job with your patreon and keeping us updated with life 🩷
He talks to us like he's talking to a good buddy. I mean someone you'd say anything to. No filter, it's great.
Bro I walked out of county jail about 5/6 years ago OFF PAPERS . The freedom, swore I wouldn't so much as steal a candybar ever again. Still manage to shoot heroin/ fentanyl every day. But I feel six feet tall when im talking to cops!!!
Be careful buddy!
DAMN !! FINALLY off paper !! It's a GREAT FEELING bro !! I was on forever, but FINALLY walked it off just to end up gettin locked the fuck back up...ended up doin 15 months with like a 4 year tail...smh. CONGRATS THO BRO !! Palabra
-MARK215
I hit the bell along time ago. Thanks Ryan good shit!!
Good shit getting off of parole homie...Palabra foo!
I get that paranoid on weed. When I was younger I could see me turning myself in to a cop after smoking. It sucks too bc there's so many good things thc can do, but isolate cbd oil is good too. I'll stick w that. Edit: I was inspired to give a bunch of my books away to my county jail, can anyone tell me if the inmates will actually get them in their library? I probably gave about 40 away. I hope they go where they're supposed to.
They should, yeah.
50/50 they’ll get the books, assuming they’re not on the ridiculous “banned book” list for your specific state. Good shit,
God bless you and maybe try smoking in a controlled environment with a different strain. Some people get paranoid on sativa’s vs indica’s or vice versa. THC and CBD are wonderful medicines :)
maciverandy1 amen buddy I’m on Xanax 2mg twice a day and i toke pretty heavy. Life is good.
Something about using weed then going off and trying other drugs usually does that when u go back to weed it just makes u paranoid
Love the pube tangent! Just flow B. So good! Congrats Ryan. Stay healthy, safe, & clean. -Shootz from Maui
Dude I voted since I’ve been 18 I’m a convicted felon I live in PA , I keep hearing this and in my personal experience IVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM VOTING! Much love!
Palabra for the new series!🤙
Bro I had a buddy who got all cracked out and thought the police was following him went to the police station and told them to tell there cronies to stop following him while he had an eight ball of crack in his pocket long story short he didn’t walk back out of the police station lol
Congratulations!! Coincidentally I’m actually getting off of state supervision after 5 years next month. I cannot wait and the beginning of this video got me even more hyped. Stay up wood 🤙🏼 🪵
I need patreon! Gonna have to use my big homies credit card to sign up!
I'm not sure what kind of probation only drug test every nine months but that would have been great to know back in 2016 when I was on felony probation
Yo, Ryan. I totally understand you are busy with all the stuff you got going on. Gotta question though: When will there be merch available to buy here on RUclips. I know that after 10k subscribers you are eligible to post it. Does that take a few months to happen? Or, will you be selling your stuff on Etsy? Exclusively? Give us the rundown when you have a chance, please. Thanks in advance.
Totally would rock a Shakey Jake hoodie. Also that fear and loathing in Las Vegas themed Snake ranger Guy shirt, or hoodie would be bomb as well.
I’m personally into the Olympic swimmer look LOL 😂 🏊♂️
Collab with badger was legendary
Ppl..make fun of me for using a louffa
Thanks for another story my man. Always enjoy your stories.
I wasnt really into the whole bar thing, I was more into shooting speedballs in seedy motel bathrooms. That was more my vibe. Lmao
Drug addiction is a disease I’m an ex pill dropper of 7 years never tried heroin due too being a single dad of 3 ., suboxone saved me over that now I’m on Kratom all natural great for pain !!! So whatever drugs anyone is addicted too I don’t judge , it’s a disease they need help !! Happy for all for those who are sober .
I bet the ol psychic didn’t see that coming huh?? 😂 😂 😂 😂
Super duper duper duper SERIO!
You are funny as fuck Leon! I love this shit....... "a snake slithering in a bush means......"
awesome ryan. no more papers! im behind on the series because im started from the beginning so im glad to hear you've been off a while now and since youre still uploading you must be doing good. thanks for the stories man they help me so much get thru my days
Leeeown...it's Leone.
Welcome to Bush talk with Ryan Leone . Lol love you bro
That's cool you can vote dude... In Florida you can only vote if you're off probation or parole and you don't owe any fines, fees, or restitution. What's really going to feel good is when a cop asks you, "Are you on probation or parole," and you get to say, "Nope." 👊
@Jay T unfortunately the cops in California ask that to most of the 16 to 45 year old males they come in contact with & im asked that every time I'm pulled over by the cops in Cali. So chances are, he will have to answer that question again weather it be at his house or on the side of the road on a traffic stop. But yeah....it does in fact feel good to tell em nope, no parole, no probation!!😁
@Jay T If u look like u might have ever been on parole of probation at any point in ur life, then yes, a cop wont hesitate to ask u that. I got in a minor but of trouble in my teens & was on probation for a few months.....25 years ago & I've been asked that by cops alot over those years
@Jay T Absolutely they do... It's a way for the cops to circumvent your rights and minimize the investigative work they have to do. Add profiling of any kind to that, and you can see how the deck would be stacked against you....
1. Cop sees someone drive by that "looks like they could be trouble."
2. Cop pulls them over for any little reason and asks about probation or parole.
3. Cop pulls them out of the car, frisks them, and searches their car... all without their permission.
Imagine having to put up with that any time you drive somewhere or are a passenger in someone's car... When you are on probation or parole, you are still serving a sentence, and any law enforcement can search you, your belongings, your car, or any car you're in, as long as they stop you for a "legitimate" reason, like going just over the speed limit, not using a turn signal, not wearing a seatbelt, etc.
There was an episode of LIVE PD where the cops were randomly patrolling a residential neighborhood, and some random guy walking to said neighborhood from a store seen them and immediately dropped to the ground. The cop was confused and thought he was hurt, and upon approaching the guy, he told the cop he had a warrant and was surrendering. The cop said okay and cuffed 'em out, and the guy was gone for a few years! So it happens Big Ryan!
Invisible prison..well said
We never heard of it. But now we do it all the time. Thanks man.😷
Congratulations buddy!!!
Ryan I love your shit. Which is funny because I’ve never watched RUclips shows. But you’re a good storyteller and funny AF. I can to relate a lot
Is it weird that i cant do my shot of black tar without a Ryan Leone story playing in the background?! Lol Bc i really cant....
@@kylecaldwell593 grow up and use a rig pussy... Lol jk dont ever do that..
Voting is important some ppl just dnt realize politics affects us.
Thanks, Ryan. This video made me laugh hard for about 10 minutes. "lot of people have tried to convince me psychics are real" LOL Thanks again
Congrats on getting off paper man!!
What is Leones favorite STEPHEN KING book?
Mine is The Stand.
11/22/63 - my god - what a book.
Nobody asked me but the dark tower series.👍
You didn't answer tho... I heard king was a heroin addict
@@majesticone2543 cocaine and alcohol that I know of
@@ryanleone5805 Wow... this video randomly came up on an old Playlist of mine and here I am; totally immersed in this guy's story. I never saw that Ryan answered my S King question. frickin u tube. Leone and I were the same age, had similar stories. I never went to the joint and I recovered years ago. I am going to miss this Cat. I believe these stories have helped a lot of people. Rest In Piece Ryan Leone. May God Bless your parents, wife and especially your two sons.
yes there is people who surrender for no reason. I know some dude that freaked out on crystal meth & and he basically called the cops and sold himself right down the River. just because he was high and thought there was people trying to get him. he hadn't slept in seven days. you know the drill man.
Congrats, kid! Im 38 and have been on some kinda paper for 17 outta the last 19 yrs and have never discharged successfully. God willing ill be done May 16th. Maybe this quarantine will help me stay outta trouble for the next month and a half.
Dead inside 🤣😂🤣😂
Does palabra remind anybody else of opie and Anthony’s intro where it’s like “enough of this palabar let’s get this show on the road”
Congrats bro!
Shaving makes it look bigger too....
Keep it up ryan! I've watched from the beginning. Love the stories... Relatable to my life
Bro you have the gift of gab for sure. Great story teller man....keep up the good work.
Lol you have me cracking up
Hey bro good content!!! Just wanted to know what ever happened to hillbilly??
Congrats on getting off parole!! 🥳
The Bush story hahahaha😂😂
Congratulations regarding getting off parole. Great video again. Thank you
Omg!! 1st, congrats!! You made it off the paper!!
2nd, girls, at least the fresh ones, put the antiperspirant/deodorant on our panties, not directly on body parts. I was in the fitness industry for years...shaved my whole body, lotioned and deodorized at least 2x a day for life. Thank God, somehow I was born without hair under my arms. The rest of the hair finally gave up and quit growing.
But I digress...
Congrats, for real!!
Nothing wrong with a little tang now and then
If they really were our psychic friends, wouldn’t they call us?
Yes good video!!!!!!!
Congrats Ryan😉🙃🖤🤍🍪🍰🍩🍦🍭 PROUD OF YOU!🥧🎂 You ARE A FUCKING GOOD PERSON!
Really fw this rise you’re on bro! Congrats on getting off paper, and closing the proverbial door on that whole system. Ride this hot tan dude energy all the way to the top! ¡¡Firmé Mano!!
Rest In Peace Ryan 🙏❤ you are missed dearly Palabra
Loved the pt1and pt2 fed pen series, so stoked for this one, been binging these for a few days now, trying to get the wife and grand baby to get these burpees w/me on the yard
Again bro, I love the intros whenever you do stuff like this, I love getting your Insight on things in just your general perspective on different things including current events, so fuck what everybody else says yes they can be long sometimes in no they're not all great but I think the ones that you do like this you completely nail them bro so I'll take my chances with the one you put out because more often than not they are awesome and remember you get nothing but love down here in D town Dallas Texas keep it up homeboy!
Love bro..cool dude
One of your best videos , just a bunch of cool stuff finally happening to ya . 👍🏻
Have you ever considered making your album dual disc so you don't have to cut content, I'm not trying to preach but itd be awesome if you made the album art out of blotters and include a couple gigantic rolling papers a la cheech and Chong, just thinking to make it more of a collectible art piece, just thinking don't come at me
Leone’s intro in a nutshell, I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
Where’s that video on how to stay hot and tan with some bomb ass eyebrows during a pandemic?! Give the people what they want bro ...
Congrats on getting off of parole. Palabra
June 11 they can submit my papers for early release and i seriously can not wait!!! So congrats on the freedom and keep up the good work
So funny because I have an ex who had the same exact situation...his parents were both hardcore Christians, never drank, never smoked and he was a fucking lunatic drug addict! They always said how strange it was. Same exact situation...he went to prison and it made him worse.
I have a big ol' snake slithering thru someone's bush. You're gonna get no time brother
Love u brother. That was an awesome story. Reminds me so much of me and my buddy Jason every time one of us would get out of jail we would always go get our haircuts Get some new outfits and go to the club you brought me back to a happy place with this story
Congrats homie!!
I seriously think Ryan could of been a success politician!!!!!
Nice one 👌 "Can We Make Up For It " love it worked stay safe