Jolly has started from stupid Skyrim mods, then he played Half-Life, and now... He's dating some weird Cthulhu girl in game. All of your fans love you, Jolly
They have essentialy been public domain for years. Lovecraft as far as I know was okay with derivative/inspired work even when he was still making them. There were however companies that did try to copyright troll(and I think still are) with stuff like trademarks.
4:57 "I can see two big reasons why you wanted to summon her again" My man Jolly knows a good pair of eldritch wings when he sees them, what a man of high culture
@@smurfatron1515 That's Michaela Laws, the same woman who did Yan-chan in Yandere Simulator. She's a really good actress who keeps ending up in weird shit. But hey, who am I to judge?
If you guys are wondering why Jolly's suddenly playing ara ara hentai squid waifu simulator, this game is actually part of the Dread X Collection 2 (The game in the video description.) other games like Squirrel Staples that he covered on his main channel was also from this collection of "Horror" Games.
"Looks like my only two options are die, or die without getting a kiss" - damnit video games, I play you for *escapism* :( Edit: To be fair, that's one more option than I'd usually have…
@@LordDaret "just don't be manipulated, lol" I mean for real. If somebody tries to manipulate you it doesn't suggest, that you should be manipulated. Just ignore or manipulate her back. Easy fix. Easy game. Easy Life XD
The ability of the human mind to make anything and everything sexual, even things that aren't comprehensible for the human mind, makes any other being that is capable of though afraid.
@@mithicalmithrax8933 You're confused. There is no SCP-001. There never has been, and there never will be. Oh, and if you keep spreading lies about 001, I'll have you demoted to D-class.
I need to clear my browsing history after this bloody hell. Sunday was ahegao thumbnail shitpost status videos, Monday was GTA5 Facts, Tuesday Lamar roast everyone, Wednesday Sergeant Arch Dornan, and today an anime cthulhu dating sim in a collection that's meant for horror games. Yeah this is a good point to reset my history.
@@RedlineLucario Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are FIVE HUNDERED AND TEN YEARS OLD, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor YOU HAVE LOST! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! DISMISSED!
In general, I can understand the desire to receive a kiss from a creature with tentacles. Judging by the drawings on them there are no suckers, which means that their touch will be like fingers that grabbed your face when kissing. But at the same time, they will have the flexibility of tentacles.
Man the source 2 engine is really a game changer when it comes to the new half life mods If you hit read more you will hate me Thank you for the 2k likes,guys. Edit 2: Omg thank you so much for 3.3k likes i love you guys
POV: You are a weird lustful human looking for love with a godlike entity that resembles Cuthulu who will destroy reality after its summoned. Good (enough) ending: You break up with the entity and kiss it anyway when its not in its full form, but you get a nice slap. Bad ending: You let the entity kiss you and the world ends and reality as we know it.
What does Jolly want from me, I've seen this video in my recommended list at least 27 times urging me to watch this no matter what other things I watch, I give up and accept defeat
when I wake up I don't destroy all my dream worlds, only the bad ones, the best and most influential dreams live on forever in my mind. sometimes, if I think hard enough about them I can bring them back in a new dream.
Lovecraft - exists Rule 34 - exists Someone, somewhere: "what of we made like a hot sister for Cthulhu? We could totally hit that, right? *hits blunt* we should make that a game
hey jolly, been around since the ol' doom videos that you had on your original channel. i remember when you didnt show your face or use your own voice, simply used text. it was jaring when i had seen your first video where you actually commentated, but ive grown to enjoy it and think it was an awesome change. i just want to say i feel the same way about you starting to show your face. youve got a good look for media and your content still as entertaining as ever. thank you
Now I want you to play more visual novels.. FML. But seriously, these ones that are funny are really cool, but there's some really serious ones as well, like Doki Doki. I would totally waatch it.
"This is captain speaking, we are passing through the solar system, so please make sure all entrances and surfaces are completely sealed off, including your personal ones."
The aliens aren't ready for a committed relationship right now, and they're not sure what a banana nut smoothie enema is, and they're fine not wanting to.
Fun Fact, the original reason for infinity was because Thanos wanted to impress Death (In Marvel comic, death is a woman and is in love with deadpool) by killing half the universe. So, I would not be surprised if someone wanted to end the universe for a hot monster girl/eldritch girl/ some other supernatural presumably godly being.
The ability of the human species to crave intercourse with anything that is supposed to terrorize us makes me afraid.
And excited.
Same, unfortunately.
@@areyn3044⬆️ "Sponsored by the bi supremacy group" ⬆️
Hey, if Cthulhu is actually going to give a shit about humanity, we are at least not fucked.
Unlike Cthulhu.
Maybe we are the eldritch horror...
I mean, that also fits for women...
"Finally , a main character i can relate to..."
- Jolly
well if it isnt the god of shitposts that end up in every discord chat ever
Hi MTB
the fuck are you doing here
watching a video
No one upvote its 969
Jolly has started from stupid Skyrim mods, then he played Half-Life, and now... He's dating some weird Cthulhu girl in game. All of your fans love you, Jolly
Don't forget, he also played h-doom.
@@steven.2602 I wish they made h-doom for the Doom remake.
And New Vegas
It's only time when he starts playing Nekopara
@@steven.2602 almost forgot that. Thats the reason i was a jolly fan at the first place.
Not even in Lovecraft's wildest nightmares could he have envisioned such absolute horror
He was a bit of a loner if my memory serves me right, so there's a chance
Good thing he's dead, if he wasn't he'd probably off himself by this point lol
ever noticed how a lot of lovecraft's horror has to do with humans breeding with non-human races? yeah, I don't think he'd be a fan of this.
@@gremlinman9724 He was also from an age of prudes, he was into it but afraid of what that meant, again.
look up what hp Lovecraft's cat's name was
"I'm here to end the world"
"THE WORLD?! BUT THATS WHERE I PARKED THE CAR!"
Not everyone understands that reference
@@robertcop4383 Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well.
@@TnupdegSupt what's the reference fellow human
@@TheKingOfNachosTM Sounds like something out of Futurama, but I'm not sure it is. Please enlighten us, oh illuminated ones.
@@kiros2032 a
This game is one of the many miracles of H.P Lovecraft’s work falling into the public domain. More please.
They have essentialy been public domain for years. Lovecraft as far as I know was okay with derivative/inspired work even when he was still making them.
There were however companies that did try to copyright troll(and I think still are) with stuff like trademarks.
Even his cat's name
Imagine H P having a vision of this in the past
@@antiloompa8338 thus completing the time loop so that lovecraftian fiction can exist in the first place.
@@brendanswain939 we don't speak of him
"Cause I'm not looking at your eyes" jolly's words of wisdom
Also how you defeat medusa
Jolly being honest
@@henryclem2487 You''ll *still* be rock-hard though.
"Is there another woman?!"
"No, unless you're talking about Miss Right-hand."
Nice
Ahh. I see he's a righty spanker.
PATHETIC
Ms. Handy
Why do you think he has a turtle
^ this is cursed
new half-life mod lookin good
Hello Mister Freeman...
I was about to say
I thought you were Desinc for a secobd
@@AwesomeTheAsim me too
@@AwesomeTheAsim Now time to preform a backwards accelerated bhop...
4:57 "I can see two big reasons why you wanted to summon her again"
My man Jolly knows a good pair of eldritch wings when he sees them, what a man of high culture
Nice misquote but we all heard what he really said
@@jonathanwells223 yes that's the joke
The sincerity of Ln'etas voice actress really sells this as some quality shit.
That’s the worst part about it the fact that free voice actress is actually decent
@@smurfatron1515 That's Michaela Laws, the same woman who did Yan-chan in Yandere Simulator. She's a really good actress who keeps ending up in weird shit. But hey, who am I to judge?
@@Marcelelias11 I mean, when an indie studio puts out a job offer for "attractive female voice", it's pretty much guaranteed to be weird shit
@@Marcelelias11weird shit pays the bills
@@Wheagg That's fair
If you guys are wondering why Jolly's suddenly playing ara ara hentai squid waifu simulator, this game is actually part of the Dread X Collection 2 (The game in the video description.) other games like Squirrel Staples that he covered on his main channel was also from this collection of "Horror" Games.
*"all the lonely people, where do they are come from?"*
@@FatherMcKenzie66 Where did they go? Where did they come from? Cotton-Eye Joe?
"Looks like my only two options are die, or die without getting a kiss" - damnit video games, I play you for *escapism* :(
Edit: To be fair, that's one more option than I'd usually have…
I feel for you mate
*dabs trying to hide sadness* i feel you
So reality ends and I don't die without getting a kiss...
Win-Win. Fuck this world.
@@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 completely agree
She is kinda cute minus the whole end of the world thing.
She is, she is
Chill put dude. Its just a drawing.
i meannnn
*sigh* yea ur right
Too manipulative to truely fall in love.
@@LordDaret "just don't be manipulated, lol" I mean for real. If somebody tries to manipulate you it doesn't suggest, that you should be manipulated. Just ignore or manipulate her back. Easy fix. Easy game. Easy Life XD
The ability of the human mind to make anything and everything sexual, even things that aren't comprehensible for the human mind, makes any other being that is capable of though afraid.
That's how you know Warhammer 40k is dated, humanity is starting to outdo fucking Slaanesh in terms of depraved horniness
Slanesh: I'ma boutta do some fucked up shit for a good nut.
The internet: First Time?
"Those are the Old Ones. They are incomprehensible for the human mind. Just seeing one with either kill you or make you insane!"
- "Can I bang one?"
The humanity sucks
@@FatherMcKenzie66 cringe.
HELL YEAH! CTHULHU HENTAI!
Lol
Oh, you have no idea what you're dealing with (or maybe you do, but that's something to think about in private)
I'm always one to shit on hentai, but I have no idea what's gotten into me. but that Eldritch goddess is making me act up
Based pfp
Boy oh boy Lovecraft is soo getting out of his grave
And he has lube ready in his hand
Hopefully he won't get another cat
well kick him back in his cat is the last thing we need right now
he will invoke the great ones for this
@@Bacony_Cakes i need it. So dont use we.
25:46 Reminder that squids are carnivorous and have a beak.
Stop trying to use your facts and logic.. Jolly had a date, so let him enjoy it
Then I shall smooch the beak.
@@zealotguy "Accidentally" got bitten by a bird on the lip, would not recommend putting your mouth anywhere near a beak
Alright, then no beej
Wait...maybe just a leetle beej.
_(SNAP)_
No beej! No beej!
Especially Bullsquids
Not what I expected to show up when searching for “SCP-001.”
But sure I’ll take it.
What do you mean SCP-001?
There is no SCP-001.
@@jasonalbert6251 there are many
@@mithicalmithrax8933
You're confused. There is no SCP-001. There never has been, and there never will be.
Oh, and if you keep spreading lies about 001, I'll have you demoted to D-class.
@@jasonalbert6251 If there is no SCP 001 how could I spread lies about it? D-Class for you!
@@jasonalbert6251 he's delusional, take him to the infirmary!
I love how Jolly genuinely enjoyed himself playing this.
I'm such a lowlife, I probably would too.
Dude, have ya seen me? First thing I did was look up R34, none of them were good but I looked it up.
@@Toybox_blue why?
@@Nombrenooriginal I mean, have ya seen her?
@@Toybox_blue alpha
@@saturn21207 👉😎👉
I need to clear my browsing history after this bloody hell.
Sunday was ahegao thumbnail shitpost status videos, Monday was GTA5 Facts, Tuesday Lamar roast everyone, Wednesday Sergeant Arch Dornan, and today an anime cthulhu dating sim in a collection that's meant for horror games.
Yeah this is a good point to reset my history.
> Tuesday was Lamar roasts everyone
Same
Nothing wrong with Arch Dornan.
Now, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOUR?!
@@Vedlom I...uh...don't have any.
@@RedlineLucario Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, MAGGOT? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are FIVE HUNDERED AND TEN YEARS OLD, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor YOU HAVE LOST! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! DISMISSED!
Dang, I relate to the s post status
The best part is that the main character sounds exactly like jolly
*Jolly have relations with 'them' confirmed?!*
In the end Jolly stayed loyal to his squirrel-steplin' abomination of a wife. I'm so proud of him! Example of a good husband!
2:00
G O D. I S. C O M I N G
22:37
G O D. I S. H E R E
And some of you wonder why the Old Ones are sleeping...
Dreaming of wonderful anime dating sims
This would imply that all of the Old Ones are waifu material.
@@beanslinger4616 that giant mass of eyeballs do be kinda cute😳
"Is there another woman ???"
All Jolly subs and weebs in unison : HAHAHAHAA GOOD ONE
"2021 can't be worse than 2020"
Jolly: *Summons Cthulhu @ 3am*
If there is anyone to get a favorable deal out of a summoning, it's Jolly!
(goes wrong)
(clueless)
2021 barely started and we just reached the apex of insanity
You underestimate humanity and its ability to push the limits of what once was considered "batshit crazy"
that's not insane.
it's mediocre at best.
true insanity is going on the hand holding *gags* on hent@i have.
“There is another girl. My right hand,” that cracked me up as well as “I’ve never had a fancy fleshlight before.”
Alternate title: "Man attempts to buy necronomicon, gets reality bending fleshlight gf instead"
In general, I can understand the desire to receive a kiss from a creature with tentacles. Judging by the drawings on them there are no suckers, which means that their touch will be like fingers that grabbed your face when kissing. But at the same time, they will have the flexibility of tentacles.
Thank you for the cursed read
No
@@blubobo99 Yes
Odd individual
What the fuck did I just read?
... well that’s just hentai
You have an issue with that?!
@@unknownknife4993 I mean, Gordon does kinda look different from usual
Tentacle hentai to be exact!
@@DerDichter_ Nah, but, it's a hentai from hell and the end of the reality, then, yeah
There was no apparent hand holding, so imma say its safe.
Finally a game that Jolly can definitely relate to xD
7:47 Jolly genuine sounded so happy lol
Jolly whem talking to a squid:
"Never could afford one of those fancy fleshlights."
"This is where I could unsummon her... but where's the fun in that?" - Jolly
This is actually wholesome. I love it. Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing more of the adventures of Horny Summoner and Ln'Eta.
I’m just imagining the theme song as bright and bubbly pop Ballard.
@@qwellen7521 It's some girl with an annoyingly high voice singing "DEIMOS! YON DEIMOS! Ln'eta let's go! And break the starry midnight!"
The creator is making a full game
It is not wholesome, redditor
We have "Haiyore! Nyaruko-san" for that.
What a weird half-life mod, is this HDoom? Or H-Life?
The cinematic mod was made by some aberrant coomer, go figure.
H-thulu
I'd play h life *cough*blackmesajoe*cough* Sorry what?
He should play HDoom
@@_Caz no he shouldn't
-meh, a squid is fine too
-wait what?
The trick is to remove the beak first.
@@teilzeitbernd i don't believe you get it.
@@100ethereals4 he's not talking about them face lips
@@duckyjoel5373 well I don't believe you get it either.
@@100ethereals4 Tbh, I don't think it really matters. Jolly had a date, so facts and logic were out to lunch already.
Man the source 2 engine is really a game changer when it comes to the new half life mods
If you hit read more you will hate me
Thank you for the 2k likes,guys.
Edit 2:
Omg thank you so much for 3.3k likes i love you guys
ikr source was already versatile
Have you heard of the Cinematic mod?
I'm excited to see what the new Garrys Mod sequel brings to the table in terms of unique gaming experiences.
Is this a joke or is it really source engine?
Yea, some of the mods I’ve seen are better then most actually fully developed games
For those that don't get the "A squid is fine too" joke/meme, just google "A cat is fine too" and then you will laugh more at the context.
Oh my GOD. Underrated comment
Yea
Back to half-life Jolly . You're losing your mind Jolly.
But what would we know...we're just the voices in his head
POV: You are a weird lustful human looking for love with a godlike entity that resembles Cuthulu who will destroy reality after its summoned.
Good (enough) ending: You break up with the entity and kiss it anyway when its not in its full form, but you get a nice slap.
Bad ending: You let the entity kiss you and the world ends and reality as we know it.
So his choices in the end were dying, dying with a kiss, living but no kiss.
We only got 2 endings kiss then die and kiss but don't die. There is not a just dying ending.
No Jolly, look out!!
Demonetization!!!
Teleports behind you
You should already be demonitized
if only we had the bitcoinomicon
"Do NOT snuff out any existing lights"
Also Jolly: Man FUCK this lamp in particular
"a squid is fine, too"
me: *has ptsd*
"A cat is fine, too."
...Why yes, I am evil, thank you for asking!
1 second in and I already have a bad feeling
As if this year couldn’t get worse, Jolly has become a weeb
Edit: Holy shit calm down, it doesn’t really matter
Noooooooo....
if he wasnt already
The year just started
what do you mean? That's better, means we can see him do even more weird shit
@@SaucyAlfredo and we already have lost two content creators due to sex offense charges and Papa Khan is attempting to overthrow the government
6:04 My man brought upon the end of reality to try and romance an eldritch god. The horni has no limits.
I'm pretty certain there is at least one person out there trying that for real at this very moment.
No. Screw that.
There will be more than one!
"How are you not going insane from just looking at me?" Also: "It's a survival guide that will teach you how to protect your sanity."
mommy mommy help me mommy this random guy is playing weird Half-Life Mod
What does Jolly want from me, I've seen this video in my recommended list at least 27 times urging me to watch this no matter what other things I watch, I give up and accept defeat
I love how he screams good end from the top of his lungs, like he achieved something great
This is the kind of thing that makes my brain confused on whether to take dating sims seriously or not.
Look up Hatoful Boyfriend (dove dating sim) or John Cena's Sexy High School Adventure (John Cena dating sim where every character is John Cena)
@@HappyBeezerStudios don't forget "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"
Funnily enough this game probly has one of the best understandings of how cosmic horror ACTUALLY works lol.
The devs did their ressearch and I like that
These Dread X Collection games be looking pretty neat
That wont be a good end!
The bloody hell is this?
Edit: it actually petty good
well yes but actually no
@@FatherMcKenzie66 well yes but actually YES
@@blueflare3299 nah, it's like a fortnite, it's a shit
@@FatherMcKenzie66 well no, but actually no.
@@corneliusmcmuffin3256 about fortnite?
"The easiest way to make her leave is to say I love you."
I mean... you're not wrong.
Lovecraft is spinning in his grave so fast he will tunnel through to R'yleh
AUGH THEY WROTE GUILDED WHEN THEY MEANT GILDED, I'M GOING TO BURST A VEIN
0:15 First thing came to mind "woah hold on, I'm not ready for this..."
Helltaker : I make waifu from hell...
This guy : well i bet you can't beat mine...
This is a slice-of-life side story of Jolly,.. of the weebu..
Ok, I'm not even at the half of this video, and, wtf, this is EXTREMELY cursed.
Nah, I've seen much worse.. just look up this thing called Twitter.
@@hossdelgado626 LOL, thanks for the tip
This is pretty much blessed. Well both. So it's blursed.
@@Unit_457 Your Welcome :)
@@HappyBeezerStudios nah just blessed
Every second of watching this gives me a lifetime of pain.
Weird, my experience was the same except substitute a lifetime of laughter.
@@hossdelgado626 You have become tolerant to Dating Game cringe. I, however, have not.
@@uppindown8466 I've never actually played a dating sim. Only one I even considered was the KFC one for a laugh.
like most chemicals in your body, watching more of these will develop a resistance
@@cralo2569 Fitting how a snake pfp is saying this.
"Your mind could snap like a reed at any moment."
"Don't worry. Nothing of value would be lost."
"What?"
"What?"
I'm glad that this got an even more polished version, it's well deserved, cause this is fucking great.
I've had eight strokes just from the heresy alone.
Sir, I think you should go see a doctor
Eight strokes or Eight "strokes"?
@@reignick1133 YOU DARE TWIST MY WORDS?!
@@justacrusaderguy3320 answer the question coward
@@synphilia4776 His silence says enough.
When you where on the breakup spell she really sounded like a few of my toxic exes who were very manipulative
I just realized the woman who voices the Cthulhu thing is the same person who voices the main character of Yandere Sim. Lmao
8:24
To quote scp-2264
"Curves in all the right places, which made it easy to ignore the tenticles"
I want a full animated series about Jolly getting a cosmic horror to fall in love with him.
when I wake up I don't destroy all my dream worlds, only the bad ones, the best and most influential dreams live on forever in my mind. sometimes, if I think hard enough about them I can bring them back in a new dream.
9:07 That's a sacrifice I'm willing to take
Lovecraft - exists
Rule 34 - exists
Someone, somewhere: "what of we made like a hot sister for Cthulhu? We could totally hit that, right?
*hits blunt* we should make that a game
The States turn into the Division 2 and you play this lol
Good choice I guess...
brb gonna make that dollar virus for ya
Life is a video game nowadays.
@@OldManEsteban nah, more like the yen virus.
"Your mind could snap like a reed at any moment, actually!"
Betch! My mind has already snapped outta his head since I found out this game exists!
Ah hell yeah, we can date a headcrab
Preferably live and debeaked
I do appreciate that the turtle survives regardless of what happens.
hey jolly, been around since the ol' doom videos that you had on your original channel. i remember when you didnt show your face or use your own voice, simply used text. it was jaring when i had seen your first video where you actually commentated, but ive grown to enjoy it and think it was an awesome change. i just want to say i feel the same way about you starting to show your face. youve got a good look for media and your content still as entertaining as ever. thank you
I have to say that that bust in the first scene is making me hysterical for no reason whatsoever
Now I want you to play more visual novels.. FML.
But seriously, these ones that are funny are really cool, but there's some really serious ones as well, like Doki Doki. I would totally waatch it.
was uncomfortable until I read the description
"Part of the Dread X Collection 2."
then I became scared
Better video title:
"Jolly simps for funny looking squid for 26 minutes"
Good End seems like the perfect place to start an actual anime from, ngl
well this probably wont be as bad as captain sauces playthrough of this game (this is what humanity is no wonder we dont see aliens)
"This is captain speaking, we are passing through the solar system, so please make sure all entrances and surfaces are completely sealed off, including your personal ones."
@@doublem1354 ....................
The aliens aren't ready for a committed relationship right now, and they're not sure what a banana nut smoothie enema is, and they're fine not wanting to.
I started off repulsed and got more and more happy as the video went on, really wholesome stuff Jolly
"is it another woman?" welllllll... that crawling chaos girl is pretty hot too...
Ah a man of culture
Fun Fact, the original reason for infinity was because Thanos wanted to impress Death (In Marvel comic, death is a woman and is in love with deadpool) by killing half the universe. So, I would not be surprised if someone wanted to end the universe for a hot monster girl/eldritch girl/ some other supernatural presumably godly being.
Love how from half-life mods you got to these things, it's not like I don't like it, B-baka
I thought watching another person play a dating sim was going to be boring. I struck comedy gold here
This is how contain SCP-2662
I love how all of the cosmic horrors have that whole "Make you go insane" thing
Like, Bitch, I'm already insane, try something that I care about. lol
This is an interesting choice for an edit.
That's an interesting choice for profile pic
This was madness and Jolly's narration was the cherry on top.
Laughed madly at this video.
I just saw the thumbnail and instantly thought...
What the heck is this Jolly?!
This is truly the perfect game for Jolly.
this whole video was a giant bruh moment for me
Man when I heard you mention this on stream. I dont think anything could have prepped me for how actually funny this was
I like when jolly is like he's the main character
the king returns
I knew Jolly signs of horny was building up to something but honestly this went pretty well
never even thought you would play this lol
epic
edit: Its all about the gahonkas...
Those major gazallagagoogs
Well, he played Squirrel Stapler, so he was bound to play this eventually.
@@M0D776 nah I think that's different, that's more random
This is more visual novel kawaii anime weeb memey funny fandom stuff
@@simonghoul3602 it was in a bundle, it came with the squirrel game
@@SpecterNeverSpectator ah