"but he called me Jaiden-noob and then dabbed so I had to murder him, which I don't think is considered impressive anymore but it was in 5th grade." Geez, what was happening in 5th grade
When I read it all I couldn’t leave the bathroom for 48 hours because my head was in the toilet dispensing all the matter in the universe in the form of slime
The song that is playing is pokemon ranger shadow of almia team dim sum grunt battle theme it so catchy and it is really good if you listen to it with headphones trust me 🎧🎶🎵
wow, there are no comments, yesyes i know it is a cliche and dumb thing to be like "DUUUuuu fIrSt" but really, this is so surreal, it feels like i just discovered a old video that no one has seen, but no, thats not the case, it just feels like it, also, good video m8
“And then dabbed... so I had to murder him” “Which I don’t think is impressive anymore, but it was in fifth grade!” Huh, someone already made one of these jokes oops! So... Tom nook Amiright?
1:30 "Every Breath was cooking mama every neuron in my skull was cooking mama Every atom in the universe at that moment was cooking mama." 1:39 *SHOCK* *Trashes Closet* Imagine the purple cat was saying 1:30 and jaiden was shock :0
"I'll be back for you mango pudding, I'll come back stronger and I'll cook you so well that I'll become the mama, I don't know how exactly but people repeat it all the time so it might be true" I-
"Either way, I was having PTSD"
*"NO I DONT WANT ANY"*
XD
Oh NO
Seems reasonable
"but he called me Jaiden-noob and then dabbed so I had to murder him, which I don't think is considered impressive anymore but it was in 5th grade."
Geez, what was happening in 5th grade
We don't talk about what happened in 5th grade
‘’And then one of us would chase us with a bunny hood and axe’’
🤣😂🤣😂
@@th-ry2ly Yeah we don’t talk about 5th grade
In English so I don't know what 5th grade is.
0:16 "So I had to murder him."
"Which I don't think is considered impressive before, but it was in 5th grade..."
Thats hardcore
oh god
And then one of us would chase the others with a bunny hood, a gas mask, and and axe...
*BANG* this is america!
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED A BLOOOOD SCAREFICE
“I’ll cook you so well I’ll become the mama”
“I don’t exactly know how it happened but”
"All the animals were communists."
lemme guess
*animal farm*
Oh boi, the fond memories of that movie
@@theweedeater1842 I watched the movie and the book
When I read it all I couldn’t leave the bathroom for 48 hours because my head was in the toilet dispensing all the matter in the universe in the form of slime
_Animals of the world, you have nothing to lose but your cages!_
@@autex.lewis06 was that squeakers or napoleon
This may be the best one yet XD
It's because she gets progressively weirder every video XD
Yes and I’m your 500 like B)
May?? No, Is
I’m watching the adds. Now I’m exited.
Asparagus
So from 0:11 to 0:38, Jaiden was telling everyone about her ways of murder and bloody sacrifices for consumption
XD
wait that’s illegal
0:52
@@ygaming8880 good one
@@ygaming8880 thank you this year shyness has done that to me so now am more shy :/
*thank you shyness* and my confidence is now weaker
“Yay woohoo, I’m a hero, *burps* time to take a nap”
That is a mood
I keep repeating it 😂
2:59
reminds of rick from rick and morty lol
When the Bakugou squad graduate be like
She’s the one who trained Rick Sanchez. I should have known.
" woo-hoo I'm the hero!" *burp* "time to take a nap"
sounds like rick
MOOD!
that never fails to make me laugh XD
"If you're under 18, dont look it up."
*Intermission*
“Under 18 kids “
Ok let’s look it up
@@raychan9689 which video is that from?
@@kiazkhazz7740 It’s from the one called “ I attempted a speed run “
@@kiazkhazz7740 Here’s the link : ruclips.net/video/YEoCQSXl_EY/видео.html
@spinel you sure? I didn’t c it in that one
"Where are you going?"
"Mustard"
It gets me every time
Time stamp 2:14
1:10 that was some smooth animation
The song that is playing is pokemon ranger shadow of almia team dim sum grunt battle theme it so catchy and it is really good if you listen to it with headphones trust me 🎧🎶🎵
It looked like it was rotoscoped.
0:56
"Just to realize all the animals are communists"
*Soviet anthem plays*
Based animals
Based animals
Frigging animal farm
I didn't know the Soviet anthem was "Shrivel up and blow away, shrimp!"
2:59 OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BUSH-
S A M E
Spiritualism, or star signs, or destiny’s child, whatever that stuff is- if you’re under 18 don’t look it up.
And then *DANCE*
I got suddenly SUPER cOnFusEd cuz I thought destiny's child was 18+-
@@ygaming8880 “it was boring and I don’t know what was wrong with me” *becomes invincible/unstoppable*
@@J0hnB09 *Touch the Bidoof*
XD
2:59 Kirby at the end of almost all of his games
Same could be said for Crash Bandicoot
"every atom in the universe is cooking mama"
*throws a blue wardrobe in the trash*
Lol
Mama was being cooked by every atom in the universe
"Everyone thinks School should die"
"Yay wohoo i'm a hero"
She's gotten so much better at cracking jokes over the years
Getting to witness her evolve as a person has been really cool! I'm proud of her
1:01
“I’m not want to believe in spiritualism, or star signs, or Destiny’s Child. Whatever that stuff is. If you’re under 18 don’t look it up”
😂😂😂
“Hehe, that’ll stop people from entering, wait wha, how did you get in here?!-“
“ *How am I supposed to know-* “
2:16 that is great out of context by itself self
2:33 *But at least I get verbally abused by my neighbors*
Me: * Falls over laughing *
"I'll become the Mama, I don't know how but people repeat it all the time so it might be true."
lol
“Screw your secret country” *yeets book*
0:37 haha that'll stop people from enter- WHAT HOW DID TOU GET IN HERE?? "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW A STANDS FOR ADULTERY-"
1:34 when you realize at that particular moment even YOU were cooking mama
I swear, you can't have that video without that clip of Jaiden dancing
The funny thing about the way this is ordered, is that a lot of the out of context fits together to create even more confusing sentences. 😂
2:49 the promise Neverland 🧍
1:11 all the people under 18 looking THAT up
What video from?
Think u mean 1:08
@@PuffyKat its from the video called”the best Pokémon game you’ve never played”
@@guy1774 thanks
1:28 *america **_TOUCH THE BIDOOF >:3_*
“Either way, I was having ptsd” is an incredible quote
Jaiden/Jaden: “I had to murder him - I don’t think it’s impressive anymore BUT IT WAS IN 5TH GRADE” 0:16
Yea we don’t talk about what happened in 5th grade 👀
wow, there are no comments, yesyes i know it is a cliche and dumb thing to be like "DUUUuuu fIrSt" but really, this is so surreal, it feels like i just discovered a old video that no one has seen, but no, thats not the case, it just feels like it, also, good video m8
This is preferable to "First".
I just realized I read comments as communists
@@themockingdragon135 No, it's even more annoying. It feels like some sophisticated version of "first"
@@Marian_Polnocny each to their own
0:12
He called me jaiden noob, so i had to murder him- which i dont think is considered impressive anymore.
True, true
“So I had to murder him. Which I don’t think is much of an accomplishment now but it was in 5th grade.”
The 0:15 really got me
* deposits five coins *
* Rekording *
Got you what?
@@guaperryz596 to laugh did you even use the timestamp?
“Just to realize all the animals were communists. SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY, SHRIMP!”
Damn, my dude loves his communism.
Their communism
My people loves their communism*
Haha, I forgot a lot about her old videos, seeing this made me laugh, at her little jokes. Thanks for the video.
0:56
СОЮЗ НЕРУШИМЫЙ РЕСПУБЛИК СВОБОДНЫХ
“And then dabbed... so I had to murder him”
“Which I don’t think is impressive anymore, but it was in fifth grade!”
Huh, someone already made one of these jokes oops! So... Tom nook Amiright?
"Asparagus"
*gets chloroformed by Tom Nook*
02:59- how I feel after every ambulance shift...
“Just to realize all the animals were communists. SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY SHRIMP!”
damn
1:30 "Every Breath was cooking mama every neuron in my skull was cooking mama Every atom in the universe at that moment was cooking mama."
1:39 *SHOCK* *Trashes Closet*
Imagine the purple cat was saying 1:30 and jaiden was shock :0
1:09 I think about this entire scene at least three times a week
0:29 So Jaden is actually part of the rabbit protocol
0:11 that’s the reasons we don’t talk about 5th grade
I'm still waiting on your nuzlock on pokemon. You have to finish it I'm eager to see the next part
b hesbe he's doing a nuzlock of his own and its funny
0:50 That killed me! XD
“I wanna peg you with a snowball, HARD” is my favorite
“Everyone thinks school should die. Yay, woohoo, I’m a hero!”
*time to take a nap*
1:27 touch the bidoof
1:40 sooo pokemons are into bondage ... got it
2:59 literally everyone when they beat a game 😂
2:58 Every hero after the 3rd adventure of saving the world.
Jaiden dancing is the most beautiful and amazing thing I’ve ever seen
"Jadien strikes ba-back?"
*Megalo strike back plays*
“If you’re under 18 don’t look it up.”
**Proceeds to have mini pokemon jaiden dancing**
XD THIS VIDEO STARTED WITH A BANG-
The way you arrange everything tho-
"So I had to murder him which I don't think is considered impressive anymore but was in 5th grade"
0:16 that sounded a single sentance
(the one before and after + the fith grade thing)
Jaiden:" I'm going to come back I'll be mama
Me: So indeed a
"I'll be back for you mango pudding, I'll come back stronger
and I'll cook you so well that I'll become the mama,
I don't know how exactly but people repeat it all the time so it might be true"
I-
2:45 I just noticed that the sign above the door said therapy 🤣
I just got this in my recommended and im glad i watched it...
I never knew how much I needed this video....
"Nothing can stop us, not even the great borders of the us" is the funniest quote with or without context
That's it
Can't get better than that
Only "touch the bidoof" could stop them from playing that game lol
When you’ve watched so many of her videos that all of this is in context to you
Ah yes, The dance that goes with everything.
whats your name
jaiden: 2:14
do you like ketup or mustard
jaiden: 2:15
whats your date of birth
2:18
"I'll cook you so well, I'll BECOME the Mama."
every thing is cooking mooma
AC(Animal Crossing)Jaiden:strikes cooking mooma closet into closed
Me
1:06 I'm surprised no one is talking about Elmo here lol
“Just to realize that all the animals are communists, *SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY SHRIMP.* “
Fits so well 0:16 😂😂
"The more loops you draw around the pokemon the more it will submit to your friendship. Let's see we got medieval torture dungeon..."
JAIDEN NO
"All the animals were communists. *SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY SHRIMP!"*
"Everyone thinks School should 𝗗𝗜𝗘.
Yay- woohoo! I'm a hero *burps* time to take a nap"
This is one of my favs so far xD
Omg at 0:52 is definitely the best out of context clip XD
the best part is we have no idea whether the burp at the end was staged or part of the script, but both would be equally hilarious 😂
I watched every out of context jaiden and out of context the odds1out and I can't believe I understand in what context they said everything lol
2:44 makes sense.
Everything was Cooking Mama
So, is Mama burnt?
Shouldn't part 4 be "A New Jaiden"?
What about "Jaiden is Unbreakable"?
@@HUMANIA_THE_BALL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
Destinies child... wait this isn’t google 😂
3:01 This is my first time seeing Jaiden burb
I cannot explain how much I love this
1:34 ok we don't need that many things trying to cook mama I think she is way past burnt
0:25 That description ngl, reminds me of The pyro from TF2
2:13 SHE KNEW MY INFORMATION!!!!
"Touch the Bidoof."
"where ya going?"
"Mustard"
her dance, will forever be apart of my soul
the dancing, i could watch 10 hours straight of the dancinf
0:59 Jaidens Channel. “ShRiVeL uP aNd BlOw AwAy, ShRiMp” haha, jk.
I'm the hero time to take a nap is the most relatable thing I've heard in 2021
0:56 okay but how did I know immediately that she was talking about Animal Farm-
2:59
Who else thought there was a bush here. Just some shrubbery.
Finally, an out of context video that doesn't give itself context...