SSBM Announcer - "A New Record!"

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @silverice1143
    @silverice1143 7 лет назад +360

    when you quit drinking for 4 days

    • @king.Cartier
      @king.Cartier 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @axscend9147
      @axscend9147 4 года назад +4

      In the end, it all comes full circle. The pain never ends, those thoughts keep coming to your head. The alcohol is essential, is suppresses it all.

    • @imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563
      @imafkingbeastandrewtateise9563 2 года назад +2

      Drinking water for 4 days

    • @pepperthe2008
      @pepperthe2008 Год назад +1

      this could be used for any addiction

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 Год назад

      It's been a while since I managed 4 days.

  • @SydneySutterKolinkBattler
    @SydneySutterKolinkBattler 5 лет назад +230

    Q: What do you call a vinyl recording of a recent song?
    A:

    • @glitchedblood
      @glitchedblood 4 года назад +11

      this is the best comment i've seen today, kudos to you

    • @Anaklusmos42
      @Anaklusmos42 4 года назад +5

      Good joke, 10/10, would laugh again

  • @cstick2664
    @cstick2664 5 лет назад +76

    Me: lasts 14 seconds
    Her:

  • @SeggyCute
    @SeggyCute 6 лет назад +59

    truly one of the best sfx I've heard in my short time on earth.

  • @ilostthegame4801
    @ilostthegame4801 6 лет назад +63

    When all the comments start with "when"

    • @mystic7244
      @mystic7244 4 года назад +2

      This deserves more likes XD
      (Yes I’m aware that I’m 2 Years late)

  • @MrAnsatsuken
    @MrAnsatsuken 4 года назад +37

    _When you shower more than twice a week_

  • @2oblivion152
    @2oblivion152 4 года назад +32

    Every time COVID-19 cases rise this plays in my head.

  • @gamr4evr200
    @gamr4evr200 4 года назад +64

    How is no one talking about the fact that this guy managed to make the sandbag go 9999.9 ft. And damage it to 435%

    • @isuckatnames6033
      @isuckatnames6033 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZaVqdiGomoo/видео.html

    • @kirbysonicPVZ2
      @kirbysonicPVZ2 Год назад +1

      Easy

    • @godofdreamzzz
      @godofdreamzzz 7 месяцев назад

      Probably wobbled

    • @Yardomaster
      @Yardomaster 3 месяца назад

      @@godofdreamzzz Nah, it's freeze glitch. Wobbling to 400% would take ~45 seconds.

  • @SGNRyan
    @SGNRyan 6 лет назад +17

    When sandbag goes -3 feet

  • @SHARDK2
    @SHARDK2 6 лет назад +58

    _Chicago goes 22 hours without anyone getting shot._

  • @ArcherPhu
    @ArcherPhu 9 лет назад +27

    I need this in my life. Thank you.

  • @whiteshadowsaga
    @whiteshadowsaga 4 года назад +23

    For when you heard the daily totals for coronavirus

    • @Anaklusmos42
      @Anaklusmos42 4 года назад +2

      They keep inventing new strats every day, it's ridiculous. Competitive scene is so unpredictable, nowadays

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 3 года назад

      Man, just think of the 100% speedruns we could see in the future!

  • @Wolfdogg
    @Wolfdogg 5 лет назад +7

    When no one gets shot in Chicago for 26 and a half hours.

  • @Turrrtle
    @Turrrtle 4 года назад +8

    *When you leave the Record Store with a new Vinyl.*

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 4 года назад +5

    when you get detention at school 5 days in a row

  • @Merino33
    @Merino33 4 года назад +7

    When you're dad goes 10 minutes without beating you

  • @haruwuko_
    @haruwuko_ 6 лет назад +35

    When someone doesn't say first in the comments.

  • @callinater6133
    @callinater6133 4 года назад +4

    Sees ice climbers
    I’m guessing he wobbled

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV 3 года назад +5

    When you make a 66 yard field goal to win the game

  • @bixqa
    @bixqa 4 года назад +7

    When in the UCN 50/20 you survive 1'1 seconds instead of 1 second

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 4 года назад +5

    when your report card comes in and you get your first C+

  • @ikagura
    @ikagura 6 лет назад +3

    Probably one of my fav announcer's message

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 4 года назад +2

    My therapist dissecting all my poor choices in men be like:

  • @StormerSage
    @StormerSage 4 года назад +4

    The news reporting on covid-19:

  • @UnluckyUrsine
    @UnluckyUrsine 7 лет назад +15

    When an obvious troll evasion account gets discovered in under a minute and then banned in an hour.

  • @TheExodvs
    @TheExodvs 3 года назад +3

    When Biden goes 36 hours without sniffing someone's hair.

  • @FalconBonk12
    @FalconBonk12 6 лет назад +13

    When you finish No Nut November

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 2 года назад +1

    When you get 655 notifications from a Discord group chat.

  • @ADeadlierSnake
    @ADeadlierSnake 4 года назад +37

    When your country gets infected by a virus and wants to reopen early because they got bored

    • @Merino33
      @Merino33 4 года назад +6

      When a government decides to take peoples rights away and destroy small businesses because "they got bored"

    • @johnbob914
      @johnbob914 3 года назад +1

      When Deez nuts

    • @TheGlazedDonut
      @TheGlazedDonut 3 года назад

      Not sure how this applies to the meme at all but ok

  • @neBen_
    @neBen_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    "You're the first team to win the President's Trophy and not win a single fucking game!"

  • @MHaCLeaf
    @MHaCLeaf 4 года назад +5

    Me: Honey I’m back from the store!
    Her: What did you buy?
    Me:

    • @miles4920
      @miles4920 3 года назад +2

      ....

    • @OfficialArmyman
      @OfficialArmyman 27 дней назад

      Ah yes, the power of this joke left Miles speechless.

  • @ReyndOut
    @ReyndOut 4 года назад +5

    When you pee on the ceiling.

  • @yumaksukamo8852
    @yumaksukamo8852 2 года назад +1

    When saitama one punches a villain I always pause it and go to RUclips and play this lol

  • @SpeedStar1642
    @SpeedStar1642 5 лет назад +9

    When you learn that Smash Ultimate sales finally surpass Halo Reach in launching month.

  • @artman40
    @artman40 6 лет назад +2

    Good to use when DJ starts playing another song.

  • @ZacharyVered
    @ZacharyVered 2 года назад +1

    Me, every time I get vinyl delivered.

  • @MetaShawna2
    @MetaShawna2 4 года назад +1

    When I watched all of the Puppet Master movies

  • @AR-ut1qe
    @AR-ut1qe 3 года назад +3

    when you kill two cockroaches the same day:

  • @martinmendoza1492
    @martinmendoza1492 Год назад +1

    2022-23 Boston Bruins & Milwaukee Bucks, come on down!!

  • @narawilliams2429
    @narawilliams2429 3 года назад +4

    A New Record!

  • @VaporeonLayne
    @VaporeonLayne 3 года назад +1

    Why, just WHY did I get an ad that's longer than this video!?!?

    • @namtap
      @namtap  3 года назад

      damn I don't know, but I wish it meant I was making money off it lol

  • @mlaw1123
    @mlaw1123 4 года назад +1

    When the market crashes by $3,300 in a week.

  • @godofdreamzzz
    @godofdreamzzz 7 месяцев назад

    Me when the girl I’m talking to ghosts me in 6 hrs instead of 3 days

  • @The_Gamer_91
    @The_Gamer_91 2 года назад

    On my "What to do in 2022" checklist, I can check off "Make someone hate me" on the list on the very first day of the year.

  • @Cabelgames
    @Cabelgames 2 года назад

    When I break a pair of headphones in a month

  • @Regan995
    @Regan995 3 года назад +1

    when you sleep for 21 hours

  • @Kid_Cat64
    @Kid_Cat64 3 года назад

    Crash%
    **Game crashes on startup**
    A N E W R E C O R D ! !

  • @XDM_Studios
    @XDM_Studios 8 лет назад +2

    me waking up early for the first time in ages from being nocturnal

  • @jdatin770
    @jdatin770 27 дней назад

    When you play this at max after your roommate gets done laying pipe

  • @peagade_
    @peagade_ Год назад

    When you stay on the toilet for 4 hours

  • @villagemarauder
    @villagemarauder 3 года назад

    When grandma holds her breath for over 4 hours

  • @Roflberrypwnkac
    @Roflberrypwnkac 4 года назад +1

    played this when my bro told me he took 3 dumps today...

  • @martinmendoza1492
    @martinmendoza1492 2 года назад

    When I check the news for the number of COVID cases per day

  • @thegamereateot
    @thegamereateot 10 месяцев назад +1

    Furries after have a carpet with 1000+ art:

  • @black.sasuke.uchiha
    @black.sasuke.uchiha 3 года назад

    What the heck!? I looked in my recommendations and I just saw that one Chinese lifter who broke a record some days ago!🤯🙀

  • @TAYBR00K
    @TAYBR00K 3 года назад

    When you play Smash Bros for 25 hours in one day:

  • @cynth8555
    @cynth8555 3 года назад

    When you get off your laptop for 5 minutes:

  • @JoeRandom57
    @JoeRandom57 2 года назад +1

    62 win season, Art Ross Trophy winner, President’s Trophy winner, Norris Trophy winner
    *gets swept in the first round of the playoffs*

    • @martinmendoza1492
      @martinmendoza1492 2 года назад

      Wait. Victor Hedman was not the Norris Trophy winner. I saw who won & turns out Hedman was among the 2 runner ups in the Norris Trophy voting

    • @JoeRandom57
      @JoeRandom57 2 года назад

      @@martinmendoza1492 hmm

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 2 года назад +1

      You forgot *LIGHTNING IN THREE!*

    • @martinmendoza1492
      @martinmendoza1492 2 года назад

      @@antoniotrivelloni8191 Oof. Sorry. Almost forgot. Lightning in 3!!! *A new record!*

    • @martinmendoza1492
      @martinmendoza1492 Год назад +1

      @@antoniotrivelloni8191 Update: This year, the Boston Bruins are the Presidents Trophy winners with 65 wins & 138 points & yet they blew a 3-1 lead to the Florida Panthers

  • @tadeogomez7303
    @tadeogomez7303 4 года назад

    The announcer when I get a new record:

  • @genericanimename6733
    @genericanimename6733 Год назад

    The North Atlantic everyday in the last -90 days- -month- -week- -days- day:

  • @PS3DJ09
    @PS3DJ09 2 года назад

    My scale after a cruise

  • @Lagaa
    @Lagaa 4 года назад

    Sounds better with the applause.

  • @DavidDrawsYouTube
    @DavidDrawsYouTube 4 года назад

    When you come out the wound early:

  • @sonzillamariocraft
    @sonzillamariocraft 3 года назад

    When you get a new record:

  • @TigeriPlaysGames
    @TigeriPlaysGames 3 года назад

    when your ping hits 21,000

  • @martinmendoza1492
    @martinmendoza1492 Год назад

    Is anyone from the 2022 LA Dodgers & 2018-19 Tampa Bay Lightning watching this?

  • @LordZolgonark
    @LordZolgonark 3 года назад

    Watching daily reported COVID cases in the US like

  • @brokensoul8390
    @brokensoul8390 2 года назад +1

    Steph Curry in a nutshell

  • @AR-ut1qe
    @AR-ut1qe 3 года назад

    when you kill two flying cockroaches in a row

  • @rivanianx
    @rivanianx 2 года назад

    Me after not thinking about suicide for 3 hours.

  • @matteo1462
    @matteo1462 Год назад +1

    Staying in Ohio for 5 seconds:

  • @stevenislas6459
    @stevenislas6459 6 лет назад +1

    When I run for 24 hours

  • @Skitsless
    @Skitsless 3 года назад

    11am daily in NSW

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 2 года назад

    Just got dumped, relationship lasted 112 days

  • @tamagoopy
    @tamagoopy 4 года назад +2

    my gf sent me this on our anniversary

  • @zanehudson3680
    @zanehudson3680 2 года назад

    When I haven’t busted for 9 hours

  • @ysaacquiroga427
    @ysaacquiroga427 4 года назад +1

    Thankyou ;)

  • @Trayfellow
    @Trayfellow 4 года назад

    when you go to the yandev discord server

  • @ren7336
    @ren7336 3 года назад

    when you pee longer than before

  • @SXel
    @SXel 3 года назад +4

    Am I the only one who thinks melee has the best announcer of all smash games?

    • @MisterNyte
      @MisterNyte 2 года назад

      Agreed

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura Месяц назад

      I think Xander Mobius and the 64 ones are good too.

  • @Fsawk
    @Fsawk 9 лет назад +13

    How does this have 7k views

    • @Fsawk
      @Fsawk 9 лет назад

      Ckk 312 ...no idea...

    • @Fsawk
      @Fsawk 9 лет назад

      Ckk 312 You caught me red handed.

    • @namtap
      @namtap  9 лет назад +8

      At one point I wanted to link to the SSBM announcer saying “a new record!” but couldn't find a clean recording on RUclips. As such, I took it into my own hands to capture and upload it. If I thought about it once, it's not terribly unreasonable to imagine a few thousand other people wanting to do it over the course of a year and a half. Doesn't seem weird to me.

    • @Fsawk
      @Fsawk 9 лет назад

      ***** Haha true, makes sense.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 9 лет назад

      +namtap Record past it a bit, both this and Failure have cut-off.

  • @greenglassdoorjigglypuffcl4470
    @greenglassdoorjigglypuffcl4470 2 года назад

    Gas prices be like:

  • @shitass781
    @shitass781 3 года назад

    When you exploit an game server from Roblox And make crash It

  • @robertmcdaniel2260
    @robertmcdaniel2260 7 лет назад

    with fucking iceclimbers.

  • @DjManger
    @DjManger 2 года назад

    A NEW RECWORWD

  • @Zaner1s1
    @Zaner1s1 4 года назад +1

    I got 59618 ms in league of legends on my server.

  • @bricegraham8256
    @bricegraham8256 3 года назад

    That had to have been hacked

  • @beatlemaniac
    @beatlemaniac Год назад

    HT: Colts 33-0 Vikings
    FT: Colts 36-39 Vikings

  • @SepboxFanUSTAAHKS
    @SepboxFanUSTAAHKS 4 года назад

    Complete

  • @D00DM00D
    @D00DM00D 3 года назад

    Me when i quit fapping for one week (never happened)

  • @FBISHOJI
    @FBISHOJI 5 лет назад

    So 90s

    • @namtap
      @namtap  5 лет назад +2

      a sample from a game released in 2001/2002 is, in fact, not "so 90s"

  • @jasper7460
    @jasper7460 Год назад

    Me

  • @anthonyhandley446
    @anthonyhandley446 2 года назад

    Covid lol

  • @KesorodaBlk
    @KesorodaBlk 7 лет назад +6

    I'm gonna go ahead and assume that this was done with cheats.

  • @saggycroc2592
    @saggycroc2592 3 года назад

    62 win season