I "accidentally" killed my boss' Husky!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 211

  • @RatedAwesome
    @RatedAwesome Год назад +509

    I bet a pizza party will cheer him right up. They solve all problems apparently.

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +58

      Ain't too damn much pizza can't fix, management knows the way 💯

    • @timothyjones9863
      @timothyjones9863 Год назад +4

      Or a soda!😅

    • @RatedAwesome
      @RatedAwesome Год назад +2

      ​@@MarshallPatrickfor the great content I've enjoyed over the last week, and for the fact you took time out of your day to respond to me, you earned a sub. Keep it up sir.

    • @xmhkillz
      @xmhkillz Год назад +9

      Make a a virtual pizza party, think of the cost saving over real pizza!

    • @Devilmeerkat
      @Devilmeerkat Год назад +1

      Or a bowling trip

  • @Birch12430
    @Birch12430 Год назад +342

    This is great how he just transitioned to laughing

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +44

      Almost busted a vessel in my neck doing that 😂😂😂

    • @cryptomongoose8799
      @cryptomongoose8799 Год назад +6

      @@MarshallPatrick you file worker's comp on that?

  • @tyjohnson692
    @tyjohnson692 Год назад +187

    This might be the best video Marshall has ever done. “You virtual dog killer” 😂😂😂

  • @chrisbowenghosts
    @chrisbowenghosts Год назад +138

    I guess the virtual cat couldn't swim so they left her at home.

  • @wtfsalommy3250
    @wtfsalommy3250 Год назад +119

    The serial killer laugh was great

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +16

      It was way too natural 😮 Idk what that means...

    • @travis5134
      @travis5134 Год назад +5

      You might not realize it brother but you get me through a lot of tough days with these videos. Keep it up you got me laughing all the time.

  • @bol0002
    @bol0002 Год назад +96

    When the boss says he's sorry for your loss, but you cant take time off work because it's not an immediate family member.

    • @drylooped
      @drylooped Год назад +6

      I would have asked if they checked Icloud

    • @ChrisF_1982
      @ChrisF_1982 8 месяцев назад +1

      This is why I'm never honest with my bosses.

  • @mikebeenft6728
    @mikebeenft6728 Год назад +19

    The journey through mental collapse and back for these men was profound.

  • @bullmilk
    @bullmilk Год назад +171

    I wonder if it drowned with his son's pet rock. 😢

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +38

      I sure hope not! I can't handle being responsible for TWO casualties!!! 😮😮

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 Год назад +11

      Unfortunately the pet rock was tied to the ipad.

    • @DRNT940
      @DRNT940 5 месяцев назад

      Chachachachia

    • @DRNT940
      @DRNT940 5 месяцев назад

      Chachachachia

  • @splintercelloo7
    @splintercelloo7 Год назад +15

    You know the employees involved when they care THAT hard 😆

  • @hill4472
    @hill4472 Год назад +16

    I'm dying here laughing. "You a damn murderer man" too much.

  • @patrick-asher2282
    @patrick-asher2282 Год назад +63

    "oh shit you killed his wife... Your a damn murderer... You a dog killer!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @UltimateWaifuXD
    @UltimateWaifuXD Год назад +19

    That was a rollercoaster of emotions! You're a great actor and comedian.🤣

  • @scottscotty2178
    @scottscotty2178 Год назад +23

    I was expecting the boss to be mourning the loss of the boat. Finally the workers got their day!

  • @Striker9
    @Striker9 Год назад +71

    Bro you are a hell of an actor man! 👏 I believed! Lol really love the videos bro

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +8

      😂 Thank you so much for that and thank you for watching!

  • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
    @RealJohnnyGuillotine Год назад +35

    I would've said "They got an app for me to give a shirt about your daughter's Pokemon.? I'm checking Google play right now."

  • @angienave7097
    @angienave7097 Год назад +47

    😂😂 when the crying turned to laughing, I nearly spit my drink out!! LMAO!! This was GREAT!!! 😂😂 Keep 'em coming!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @MrLaz0rz
    @MrLaz0rz Год назад +26

    Hes virtually a murderer.

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +9

      Allegedly! I don't know anything about any boat plug 😒🤞

    • @MrLaz0rz
      @MrLaz0rz Год назад +3

      No 3D dogs were harmed in the making of this video*

  • @deliberate570
    @deliberate570 Год назад +46

    you had me on edge with the way you played the boss bro AMAZING KEEP IT UP!

  • @digitalldreamer
    @digitalldreamer Год назад +38

    just when you think he can't get any better...… we have this PIECE OF GOLD! @Marshall.. DUDE I seriously couldn't stop laughing and nearly had a Seizure on the floor! This honestly was one of the best follow up videos to a video..... PLEASE dont stop!

  • @rfdfire911
    @rfdfire911 Год назад +20

    I was laughing out loud watching this. Keep them coming!!

  • @JRotten
    @JRotten Год назад +11

    Damn, reverse KARMA screwed him.
    F'er is getting a better boat.....damn it man.

  • @danlevesque5437
    @danlevesque5437 Год назад +17

    Part 3 insurance claim denied 😂

    • @paeden5431
      @paeden5431 Год назад +3

      followed by cost cuts at work to make up for it 😅

  • @thefinalgrind
    @thefinalgrind Год назад +13

    The best part was that I didn't even read the "husky" part in the title. Lol

  • @Grimlore82
    @Grimlore82 Год назад +9

    Been in construction 20 years. I love these videos. Not to mention I am also a fisherman. So please make more of those 👍

  • @Grannyoftwo
    @Grannyoftwo 2 месяца назад +1

    He really took off work for a non-existent dog. Wish I knew about that privilege before I retired! 😂😂😂 😂

  • @sleepyhead9756
    @sleepyhead9756 Год назад +2

    You are hilarious man. Ive watched about 20 videos, 20 of 20 were gold!

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I Год назад +1

    Really a two-bit murderer, that employee.

  • @archdalejoshua
    @archdalejoshua Год назад +31

    As usual these are hilarious

  • @homebaseincome101
    @homebaseincome101 Год назад +16

    You are incredibly creative and original. Love it! Virtual pet. Better boat. LOL

  • @vegaswithdrawal4132
    @vegaswithdrawal4132 Год назад +5

    Jokes aside, when someone gets so mad at you that they start laughing, RUN

  • @mattyice9923
    @mattyice9923 Год назад +3

    You’re a fucking genius man. All these videos about work related shit is so relatable to everyone here. Hopefully teaches some folks how to not take shit at work and maybe learn how to sink the managers boat too 😂

  • @burkles4456
    @burkles4456 Год назад +1

    Bro I was about to go off on you for doing a comedy sketch about killing a dog lol

  • @wilberwhateley7569
    @wilberwhateley7569 Год назад +4

    I sympathize with him here - every dog’s life matters. Humans, on the other hand…

  • @rex2161
    @rex2161 11 месяцев назад +1

    the virtual pet??? you a damn App killer man

  • @blakhat4871
    @blakhat4871 Год назад

    These videos make my lunch something i look forward to.

  • @TimJBucci
    @TimJBucci Год назад

    LOL the arcs and character development *Chef's Kiss*

  • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
    @EnchantedSmellyWolf Год назад +1

    Haha! Didn't think this would follow through. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vernblack5200
    @vernblack5200 Год назад +2

    This laugh is too contagious!!!
    I AM ROLLING!!!!!!

  • @scottsmith8056
    @scottsmith8056 Год назад +3

    I laughed my ass off lol, it's the absolute funniest thing I've seen forever!

  • @IncognitoSprax
    @IncognitoSprax Год назад +2

    Man, almost earned the nickname of dog killer

  • @davidmichael3137
    @davidmichael3137 Год назад +2

    These videos are pure gold, thanks for the laugh

  • @justconquran2463
    @justconquran2463 Год назад +9

    top NOTCH acting, subscribed

  • @sherrischwartz6844
    @sherrischwartz6844 3 месяца назад

    I have been binge-watching your content. You are so funny 🤣 When my daughter was 8 years old there was only one thing that she wanted for Christmas and that was a $100 virtual pony from her My little pony app. Yes we purchased that for her that Christmas. We still talk about that stupid purchase and she's 17 now. I refuse to put games on her 7 year old little sister's device that gave in app purchases.

  • @Polygonlin
    @Polygonlin Год назад +4

    Wife > Daughter > Huskey > Fuckin iPad lol

  • @iamunknowable
    @iamunknowable Год назад +1

    Cant wait until his new boat explodes on the 4th due to "faulty wiring" 😂

  • @mikeberthold1593
    @mikeberthold1593 Год назад

    Oh my God this is probably one of the funniest ones I've ever seen

  • @wilsocn
    @wilsocn 6 месяцев назад

    Too funny. Love watching all your videos.

  • @andrewdunn4768
    @andrewdunn4768 Год назад +8

    😂😂😂😂😂 this is great brother 😅

  • @kevinylonen5309
    @kevinylonen5309 Год назад

    😂 That was some funny stuff right there! Just as he was getting ready to let it all out! Virtually 😅

  • @loginavoidence12
    @loginavoidence12 Год назад +1

    one of my parents told me about this one small outfit they worked for. it's a small union shop, union hands, so you expect everything to be done properly. well, the big boss asked one of them to come over and do the lights in his stable. they're prized thoroughbred horses, not some shty circus ponies. well, this guy managed to make a loop improperly grounding the lights somehow (not sure about the exact details) and one of his horses leaned up against the railing and electrocuted itself. thing was smoked stiff, they had to break it's knees to bury it because even on it's back it's legs were sticking straight up in the air. i never did hear about whatever happened to "Killer Miller" after that. pretty sure that name is alive in the local to this day.

  • @lar1664
    @lar1664 Год назад

    Need to do a collaboration with danethegreat love the one skit he did with southern construction 😂😂

  • @pjharper2643
    @pjharper2643 Год назад +2

    Lol "aw it's one of da kids" 😂😂😂😂

  • @hereticd3
    @hereticd3 Год назад +2

    Let’s be thankful it wasn’t a tamagotchi….

  • @samrogers2356
    @samrogers2356 Год назад +1

    Whooo, lord have mercy. Had me gut laughing. Thanks for the pure gold

  • @Marleyjr00X
    @Marleyjr00X Год назад +1

    Not the doggo nooooooo!!!!😢
    Oh wait it's a game? Oh fuck it.

  • @Tempy90
    @Tempy90 Год назад

    This is very very very funny. How it tranisitions from people to dog to virtual dog. This is 10/10 watch out before SNL steals it

  • @MOODYSTYLE
    @MOODYSTYLE Год назад

    I'm subscribed yo ass is truthfully hilarious, hands down by all means 💯

  • @H8er-Maker
    @H8er-Maker Год назад

    Lol awesome twist. Brand new diesel boat... I could see the GM getting canned for stealing fuel. The bean counters don't like that.

  • @Seven_Sinzz
    @Seven_Sinzz Год назад +2

    Oh boy can't wait to pull the plug and other shit on that new boat.

  • @kingmouse9292
    @kingmouse9292 Год назад +8

    Virtual dog killer
    😂😂😂😂

    • @MarshallPatrick
      @MarshallPatrick  Год назад +5

      IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! 😂

    • @danlevesque5437
      @danlevesque5437 Год назад +3

      I coined the phrase virtual coffee every time I was on the phone and I could hear my partner ordering his coffee and I said where's my virtual coffee sent it to me 😂

  • @chasefrank8143
    @chasefrank8143 Год назад

    It ain't a safety meeting unless it ends in hatred and animosity.

  • @ryanjones7543
    @ryanjones7543 Год назад +1

    Not many people can make me laugh...you got me pissin my pants bro!

  • @DaWhim2380
    @DaWhim2380 Год назад +1

    Truly we are blessed to have this content

  • @Montross4440
    @Montross4440 Год назад

    The dog...didnt know how to swim. 😂

  • @ShiftyBTW
    @ShiftyBTW Год назад

    the psych outs were perfect for building to virtual husky

  • @Coronet_shop
    @Coronet_shop Год назад

    Ngl u caught me off guard lol virtual dog killer 😂😂😂😂

  • @umokwhy2830
    @umokwhy2830 Год назад +1

    As I said before "I don't know how gas got into your truck" now you can add "I don't know how gas got into your boat"

  • @pararanthecaveman
    @pararanthecaveman Год назад

    Dude, your acting is top class

  • @basedlogic9955
    @basedlogic9955 9 дней назад

    The death of the dog is low-key more tragic than the wife would've been

  • @DuaneMckenzie80
    @DuaneMckenzie80 Год назад +1

    "You virtual dog killer." Lol

  • @lukeyt2k9
    @lukeyt2k9 Год назад +12

    Best twist ever 😂

  • @webius502
    @webius502 Год назад

    Damn, boss gets an even better boat 🤣

  • @robcampbell2164
    @robcampbell2164 Год назад +1

    "One of our company colleagues has passed away folks, gotta take the day off. Close relations with the emails and all from our department handling customer calls over there in the India. Just like loosin' one of your own, you know how it is".

  • @juggawest
    @juggawest Год назад +1

    I was in tears 1st w/kids WORSE W/HUSKY HEARD IPAD APP YOU MOTHER FFFFF

  • @rycn7355
    @rycn7355 Год назад +1

    I’d laugh in bosses face too. Darn kids and iPads

  • @matttheman3923
    @matttheman3923 Год назад +1

    Aye BMC I used to work there for a few years til after they merged with Builders First Source!

  • @colecannon4478
    @colecannon4478 Год назад +1

    He should report him for stealing diesel get his real revenge

  • @Justaguy-c3u
    @Justaguy-c3u 3 месяца назад

    I like your style man. Im a Ga. Boy too. Keep it up👍

  • @bretward1570
    @bretward1570 10 дней назад

    Boss is gonna need the next week to sort through this so all PTO has been canceled. No one is allowed to take a day off next week either, just in case the boss needs any additional time.

  • @deplorablecovfefe9489
    @deplorablecovfefe9489 Год назад +6

    Had a new engineer kid at work strutting around like a movie star, His first week he was bragging about going to corporate and another plant to bless that one with his presence too. We put stones in his hubcaps before he left for his trip. Would rattle at every stop. He panicked and missed his meetings taking his car to the mechanics and renting a car and just was made to look like a disorganized jackass in front of corporate.... he then assumed the petty practical joke was a grand conspiracy and everyone was out to get him and became hostile, paranoid and accusative and management fired him within 2 weeks.

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 Год назад

    Got him a new boat and a day off all for the price of a digital pet.

  • @jamescole8049
    @jamescole8049 Год назад

    This was hilarious. Keep them coming.

  • @cpruns4501
    @cpruns4501 3 месяца назад

    Whats so perfect about this is in another video the boss wouldn't even let the employee take the day off to attend his dad's funeral but the boss can take off a day because his daughters iPad sank:)

  • @solomonsgtjustinl9724
    @solomonsgtjustinl9724 Год назад

    Just give him one of those glow sticks from the break room.

  • @leonsdx
    @leonsdx Год назад +4

    We got a sequel! 😂😂

  • @jordanlawson6132
    @jordanlawson6132 Год назад +1

    How come errbody at MP framing & construction is named Marshall. They all got Marshall on they hard hat.
    Community pool $5 a head to get the boss man some more damn hats.

  • @theobserver6579
    @theobserver6579 Год назад

    Every time a manager dies, an angel gets it's wings.

  • @4EverParkedLS
    @4EverParkedLS Год назад +1

    Damn boss the drain plug on your new boat fell out too?

  • @dmitc01
    @dmitc01 Год назад

    Here is me thinking, I'm pretty sure dogs can swim.

  • @brokencalculator3527
    @brokencalculator3527 Год назад

    Damn. It got better by getting worse 😂 Can't wait to see that new boat all right

  • @BadV00d00z
    @BadV00d00z Год назад +1

    well at least the virual husky is in the clouds now

  • @NeonFlaming0
    @NeonFlaming0 Год назад

    The saga continues.

  • @thomasharalson9867
    @thomasharalson9867 Год назад

    Lovin the content, keep it up man!!!....Virtual pet!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @alexpattie9265
    @alexpattie9265 Год назад

    That BMC shirt hits too close to home. You should make a video about how they break my trusses everytime they drop them off...

  • @hashwizardd
    @hashwizardd Год назад

    This is the best one yet!

  • @cymtastique
    @cymtastique Год назад +4

    Plot twist: boss was crying tears of joy for the brand new boat he's about to get.

  • @MrCoconutHead
    @MrCoconutHead 4 месяца назад

    This is the best video so far.

  • @MartinMartinez-if6ff
    @MartinMartinez-if6ff Год назад

    Of course he was over insured lmao

  • @Joe-oi6eh
    @Joe-oi6eh Год назад +2

    *this is art*

  • @fernandomedina9930
    @fernandomedina9930 Год назад

    This had me rolling!!!!!😂😂😂😂