Desires with a Side of Ice Cream for Fortune Feimster & Jay Pharoah | Something’s Burning | S3 E11
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2023
- Something’s Burning S3 E06: Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We’re also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names.
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HOMEMADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES
Vanilla Ice Cream
INGREDIENTS:
Heavy Cream
Whole Milk
Sugar
Fine Sea Salt
Vanilla Extract
Ice Cream Maker
STEPS:
Pour 2/3 of the cream, sugar, and salt into a saucepan
Warm until sugar is dissolved
Remove from heat; add remaining cream, milk, and vanilla extract
Stir to combine and chill in fridge
Pour chilled mixture into frozen ice cream maker insert
Churn according to manufacturer directions
Chocolate Chip Cookies
INGREDIENTS:
AP Flour
Cornstarch
Baking Soda
Salt
Unsalted Butter
Brown Sugar
Granulated Sugar
Egg + One Yolk
Vanilla Extract
Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
STEPS:
Mix flour, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt in one bowl
With a mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together on medium-high speed until combined and creamy
Add egg + yolk and vanilla extract; continue mixing on medium-high speed
Decrease speed to low and add dry ingredients
Add chocolate chips and mix until combined
Scoop out cookies and place on a greased baking sheet
Bake for 12-15 min at 350°
Remove and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)
Brownie
INGREDIENTS:
AP Flour
Baking Soda
Brown Sugar
Granulated Sugar
Eggs
Unsalted Butter
Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
Vanilla Extract
Salt
STEPS:
Melt butter and chocolate chips in microwave
Once cooled, whisk in both sugars
Whisk in eggs and vanilla extract
In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt.
Pour the chocolate mixture into the flour mixture and combine.
Pour batter on greased, lined baking sheet
Cook for 12-15 min at 350°
Remove, cut and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)
Sandwiches
STEPS:
Sandwich ice cream in between two cookies or brownies
Add sprinkles along the edges, if desired
Freeze before eating for best result 
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I feel like Jay and Fortune are the type of people that make everyone feel like it's their new best friend. Two undeniably likeable people.
"You were in Russia?!?" made me lose a few pounds laughing.
Omg ... I bout died 😂😂
I love her
Fortune’s “yes daddy” had me rolling
I need a TJ Miller and Fortune Feimster as siblings movie. Xmas, thanksgiving, who cares what the day is I just need a family flick where theyre siblings
I love Fortune! She is such a good person! Just a down to earth good person! Love her ice cream dance!!!
Fortune is cracking me up saying hair chest instead of chest hair. And the chunky white Russians make me laugh out loud!
Im happy the little kid from Bad Santas still in the biz.
25:58 “I thought my name was Jesus Christ! And my brother thought his name was Dammit!”
no legit that shane special is GREAT, give it a chance, dude kills it
Reading your name and then reading your comment made that 'GREAT' sound real sarcastic 😂
I saw it yesterday! Amazing!
Sooo funny frfr
Loved it
It really was hilarious AF 🔥
I love Fortune! She’s is funny in every show or podcast and seems like a genuinely good person.
So cool to see Leanne do the first part! Do more!!!
The first time I saw Jay doing impressions on these low quality videos I prayed he would be able for the world to experience how great he was! I hoped for his success and glad to see it!
11:39 Fortune’s laugh is pure music to my ears ☺️☺️☺️
Fortune is fn HILARIOUS... legit one of the best current comics
2 incredibly likeable guests. Fortune's laugh is so contagious.
Love Fortune on this ep! Hilarious!!! ❤️
Love this group!!! 💓😂
For tonight..can’t wait 🔥
The chemistry 🧪
Jay is extremely talented and Fortune is hilarious, what a great team up.
Looking good Lee Ann 👌
...and Berkowitz
👍🏽 Thank y'all
Yes!! Best cheezies 🇨🇦 representing!
You can tell Jay doesn't drink often. He was a totally different person, 2 minutes after having a sip. Fortune a bit too. but it love it!
On an ADHD binge of this show and I love that every episode someone is on a diet until they see the food lol, shows how good of a cook Burt is!
Quick Sand making a comeback baby! I grew up watching 70s-80s reruns every TV show had a quicksand scenario at some point. I think Empire Strikes Back jumped the shark with the quicksand because there was NOTHING for 30 years. Quicksand is the best because: a) quicksand doesn't actually f***ing exist, so: b) quicksand could strike anywhere, the desert, a swamp, randomly on a wagon train on the prairie, wet cement in the city. One of the greatest literary devices of the 20th century.
Bert was looking good in the ad promo! Hope he is happy!
I thought burt was making Jay the nice looking ice cream cookie sandwich with 2 cookie ends and at the last second hands Jay the thrown together one. 🤣 What a great host
i watched it couple days ago and it was awesomee laugh my ice off 90% of the time 😂😂😂 good job guyss, congrats shane!
id rate it 7.5/10, all the materials shanes bringing are hilarious as hell but it could be better on the edits like camera works or transition (idk the term exactly) 😂and some little stuff ...
Oh my God my stomach hurts from just watching straight sweets being made and eaten, This was too much haha
Bert saying he likes women being tied up makes so much sense
Finally Fortune is on!
Love from Canada Bert! Hawkins Cheezies are the best!
Glad bert got his health together recently.
Love you guys ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I love this #vibe Jay and Fortune #chemistry
Now I get why Bert wishes this was as good as his podcast lmfao😂😂😂
Love this show, Jay rules, and of course, Bert is my bro.
Okay but next summer shark week ... gotta have somethings burning livestream party by the pool..
This one sounded better when high... good job on the guests part
Love me some Fortune x'D killed it!
Fortune was on one 😂😂 so funny
Bert pours like my neighbor pours, you get ¾ of a glass of alcohol🥃😅
“Only fans eating Cheetos”😂😂
Love Fortune 💜
Bert always says he's the best and has the best of this and that. But that man DID NOT lie, he has one of the strongest hat games
Holy shit Georgia looks like a real adult person. Time flies.
Preeeeeetty sure the most famous Bert/Burt is Burt Reynolds.
Does everyone clear their schedules for the next couple days anticipating something happening from eating and drinking on this show? 😆 We seen you guys back in STL when Bert about choked himself out and still managed to kill it!
Its good to see the kid from bad Santa all grown up
me crackin
I didn't know ANYONE remembered "Pimps up, Ho's Down" from HBO... I was 12 years old watching it in my grandpa's spare room with my finger on the last/recall button of the remote control ready to flip back to Nickelodeon 😄
Wisco ❤
Burt with peace and love please let me come cook for the show 😅😂 your killing me man
Jay is such a beautiful soul
Fortune is one of my fav people
I can’t think of ice cream truck without hearing Herbert from Family Guy.
😂😂 its hilarious
5:55 Oof!
Those Cheezies are from my home town! They’re the original and they still use the same patent equipment from the 1800s
Came here for jay he's one of the best impressionists out there
Jays impressions……yeeesh
It should have been half and half not heavy whipping cream haha!
Brother Ali does a perfect Rakim impression
Where can I see this?
@@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo ruclips.net/video/i9YN91YQUq0/видео.htmlsi=9InfXT_-1WAp5XE5 it's around 2:17
I quit 2 Bears and 1 Cave and Your Mom's House Podcast two weeks ago. But I will continue watching Somethings Burning. I like the format and like Bert when he's cooking.
I feel you.
Omfg I just realized while Bret was talking about tie-in chicks up and yada yada that his name is awful close to BTK....Hmmm BTKreisher 😮 the one that got away... lmao 🤣 ol big guy Bertie boy been hiding in plain sight all these yrs... Still love ya though El Berto,we went off the rails for a few mins but it looks like he found the right levers and is getting back on course.. I love Fortune she is a riot and so is Jay so I had a blast watching this pod thanks everyone aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddd scene...🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬 🎬
Chunky drinks….yum
Should have made a brownie ice cream cookie sandwich
Stir the dry ingredients into the wet
Fortune was legit drunk 😂
Bert, you needed baking chocolate and a dash of espresso powder.
bert just fucking name dropped bert mccracken?? this is amazing! Im gonna savor every moment of this.
It's WisCONsin, there is no Fucken A in it. As a Wisconsinite that's gotta be one of our biggest icks 😮💨
Bert turns purple everytime he talks.
Someone working for Bert: Please get him to be less disgusting with food and react to peoples impressions and jokes(even if it's a "that was terrible")
I wonder if Burt still brings dogs to pound town.
It's that or he is the most racist comic ever
Drinking with the Dude , abide
HOLY SHIT THE LIQUOR TRUCK'S HERE!
lol my last name is burt so when he said bert is a stupid fucking name i died laughing
Are the white russians large curd or small curd cottage cheese?
Wiscansin is exclusively a T-Pain accent
Fortune is Funny as fock today(always)
Hawkins cheezies baby. Best in the world
I used to hate those Cheezies so much growing up but now they fuckin SLAP
Bro, how did you mess up while jay was doing the will smith impression. You interrupted several times
Before she spoke I thought that was the kid actor from Bad Santa
Oh Bart. Missed opportunity 😢, White Russians with ice cream blended with vodka & kahlua is the best. A black, a gay and a bloated hillbilly wearing Garanimals walk into a kitchen. Great guests as always.
I work at that cheezie factory
My 11yo and I watch Fortune's stand up together. I love her! She's so funny!☺
Best fucking crunchy cheezies ever! Shout out to Hawkins cheezies!
I thought that was yung gravy
bigcheeers!!!
You were in Russia? Was fckin hilarious
Hey Georgia
Omg it’s hilarious how he can’t multitask when it comes to the cooking. Midconvo and it’s like squirrel! Convo dead and guests react differently. Steadily watching to see reactions. I can’t multitask either. Lol
How are those pans not hot on Bert’s hands?
Is that a Seattle Kraken hat?
so Berts not Keto now :) ..
can anyone explain to me why Bert says settlers like it’s spelled “setlers”?
Anyone who will listen is Bert's therapist. It's simultaneously the most endearing and most annoying thing about him.
You should have Lea Delaria on your show, she’s so funny.❤❤❤
Love it and by the way we don’t drink that in Russia 🇷🇺 😂мы пьем другие напитки
Yo Berts been saying he's been looking good but forget that cuz goddamn Leanne looking like my new favorite porn category. SHEESHHHH