Right? I cant believe people struggling with that little snow. We had a dickhead principal in elementary who would send a horde of children out into 2+ feet of snow every day in the winter lol. We trained for this shit since childhood
I live in Wisconsin and we get really cold winters as well as crappy bipolar weather. But the 3 really nice months of the year is why everyone still lives here.
As a person living in a southern state, the statement saying that our states just die over even a single inch of snow is one hundred percent correct, especially that one time in 2014 when the interstate became a place to abandon your car because you couldn't get to the gas station
It wasn't just 2 inches of snow. And we don't get snow often. So I'm glad you think most of us almost freezing to death with no heat or clean water is funny.
Plus with no school tht was a good time for me but weren't prepared for food tried going to the gas station but my ma wouldn't let me but we made it on a tiny little snow
bro, being canadian and seeing texas just fail in like, -20 weather, is so surreal. that's so normal here, seeing places not used to it is insane to me
real talk schlatt, during hurricane laura last year we had several hotels try and charge us for rooms that they DIDNT EVEN HAVE. like we'd book online, call to make sure that it went through, and then be told that hey! they don't actually have any rooms for us to stay in and they lied on their websites and weren't going to refund us. all the while we had just lost our house and everything we owned that didn't fit into the back of our car : )
I went to the wonderful website meant for Marriott employs only, and it was such a pleasant surprise for my whole family, in which none of us are Marriott employees. Thank you schlatt for this fabulous bonding moment.
“Some places get 1inch of snow and just start dying” Cackles in midwestern accent. We get droughts, floods, hail, tornadoes, earthquakes, blistering heats, freezing winters, rain, sleet, whatever (besides wildfires and tsunamis) possibly all in the same year. Weather does not faze midwestern people.
Can't believe I actually ignored your warning and went to that goddamn link Schlatt. This is unbelievable. I've now watched every video in the category on the first 17 pages, I can't fucking stop. I have been cursed. Please help.
I honestly feel really bad for Jshlatt the week he moves to Texas the worst storm in Texas in decades hits, he gets scammed by marriot and his moving guy tells him sorry u ain’t getting your stuff sent to ur house, like what are the chances of that happening
Dude imagine the TSA When Schlatt has the pope in his suitcase. “Sir put your bag on the belt please..... Uh sir the Xray shows a body in there”. “Oh that's just the pope” Okay.... wait what the fvck”
@@maxhydekyle2425 I live in coastal Alabama and I have a similar situation where the people up in the northern mountain areas don’t get crazy hurricane storms and when there is rains like crazy people lose their minds but it’s usually fine.
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Welcome. It’s fun here! There’s some more of him on: Austin Show, Lunch Club (isn’t a thing anymore but still has videos with him), and Chuckle Sandwich!
I remember that week none of the zoom classes were working so they just cancelled everything and my math teacher was like "OK so I know nothing is working but y'all know what would be fun, if y'all went outside in the freezing cold make up an equation,solve it,graph it,take a picture,and then send it to me"
As a Texan, the worst part of Texas showed its worst side when you came here. The weather. Anyway, welcome. The southern hospitality here is a real thing btw :D
ok, but in all seriousness i do really hope schlatt is doing far better because i know how it feels to be so hopeless and it feels like the only way out is through something you truly just dont want to do
I'm from South Dakota, so yes, I too can confirm. My grandpa, who lives in Weslaco, Texas, had his heater on, a near winter coat on, while it was like 60 degrees F. It was insane to me because 60 degrees is nice in South Dakota (shorts and tank top weather nice).
As someone who lived in Chicago and moved to North Carolina, I can confirm everything goes to hell when there’s supposed to be snow The first time it snowed while I lived there, someone lit a car on fire in the middle of a road. I’m currently making plans to move back to Chicago
Wake up, Schlatt. You’ve been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “copypasta” is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home we love you, Schlatt.
@@emecartwright don't worry, you're real, i'm real. everyones real. i'm human, i have feelings. you're human, you have feelings. and everything is real. when you bite into an amazing piece of food do you feel it? yes. does it taste good? yes. why? because its real. everythings real. (Not unicorns and you know)
I doubt you’ll ever see this, but this video has resonated with me so much. The pipes in my house had burst, and destroyed the living room in the first and second floor. This morning, I woke up from the second nightmare I’ve had about my home. My parents have done everything they can to keep me and my older brother safe. We’re currently residing in a hotel, and are waiting it out here until early April, which is when home repairs will be completed. Thank you for the video Schlatt, it means a lot.
Thanks for the “marriott” link. My parents check my search history every night (which I can’t clear) and now I have to explain to my parents how a pigeon worshipping sociopath’s negative experience at a hotel led me to the link I opened
this was just the lord punishing you for leaving gods sacred land
go back to New York schlatt
the pope misses it
Badger my man. What's up?
Badger still not verified lmao. Love your vids
hi mr badger
Why aren't you verified lol
I can't believe James Marriott did that to you
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It’s wild how there are 3 electrical grids in the entire United States: the eastern grid, the western grid, and Texas...
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Only true OG’s know what the original message was.
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The fact that the Texas senator went to Cancun while his state was freezing up is just too much for me to handle
That's freedom brother
And then he blamed it on his DAUGHTERS
Wanna be a good dad?
The only thing he accomplished was losing his reelection chances by over 70%
Honestly if he doesn’t get primary’d or lose his re-election campaign the people of Texas will basically be saying “do whatever you want lol”
schlatt's new york spirit was so powerful he brought the whole climate with him.
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That's our schlatt XD
FRRRRRRRR
The king returns when his people needed him most
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Lol im moving when its warm 👍🏼
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"Some people get 1 inch snow and just start dying"
*laughs and crys in canadian*
we get too much snow sometimes
Right? I cant believe people struggling with that little snow. We had a dickhead principal in elementary who would send a horde of children out into 2+ feet of snow every day in the winter lol. We trained for this shit since childhood
*cry laughs in michigan*
Lucky I’m in Vancouver we get fucking 2 days of snow a year
@Fuji Le_Peach I live in Saskatchewan
schlatt: *moves to texas*
texas: *literally falls apart*
schlatt brings the chaotic energy with him confirmed
Jschlatt is the harbinger of Chaos
I don't make the rules but... saying your favorite youtuber has "chaotic energy" is very cringy imo.
@@Victor_Graves ok
@@BongoBybs True...but it has it’s uses, and some might enjoy the clichéd phrase 🤷♀️
@@BongoBybs oh yeah i totally agree, i just wanted them likes lmao
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The McDonalds part is peak USA
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I can't stop looking and just imagining how soft schlatts hair would be at that moment.
Even tho I am not an employee the curiosity got the good of me and I regret going to that website you mentioned
What did it do?
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welcome back mr. texas
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What a great time to move to Texas!
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southern states getting an inch of snow: *people start dying*
northern states getting 4 feet of snow: *literally doesn’t affect them at all*
I live in Wisconsin and we get really cold winters as well as crappy bipolar weather. But the 3 really nice months of the year is why everyone still lives here.
I am never staying at Marriott again!!!
Can we boycott Marriott??
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@Rob Rainsden no u
EDIT: guy who deleted his comment said "shut up"
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Your place might be kind of empty right now, and Texas might suck a bit, but at least you have the Pope to keep you company
ooh verified man
Preach m8
Hey texas is cool
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@@jschlattLIVE the pope is all you need
You have passed the trial, congrats
verified channel trying to get some clout on their dying channel
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@@gktoliver huh
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The only reason he didn’t freeze to death was because of the pure rage heating his body.
imagine walking by and just seeing some random new yorker furiously screaming inside his car.
JuSt ImAgInE
It would be a dream come true 😌
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it would be funny if schlatt doesn't reply
@TheDriver you ruined it you dorf
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should've bought the pope a seat on the plane
HAHHAHA
Flying pope
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No need. His holy power allows him to fly
i first read "shouldve brought a rope", uhm ok
Imagine driving by and seeing jschlatt screaming in his car.
Lol
These comments are like a army of brainwashed time travelers.
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lmao true
The worst thing is that he doesn’t have his keyboards to take his rage out on
HaHaHa, Yes
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Everything's bigger in Texas, which includes disappointment.
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Schlatt being on the brink of tears while explaining why he couldn’t get a Big Mac is the most depressing image imaginable
As a person living in a southern state, the statement saying that our states just die over even a single inch of snow is one hundred percent correct, especially that one time in 2014 when the interstate became a place to abandon your car because you couldn't get to the gas station
As a rural North Carolinian I both disagree and agree, it just honestly depends tbh.
Georgian speaking, as soon as there is a snowflake on someone's trash can, school is cancelled!
love the pfp
@@santino.navaroli 100 percent correct, Georgian here too
The McDonald's incident sounds like something actual Texans do. Very accurate.
Sounds like something a lot of people would fo
3:44 my favorite story of this video
Me too. I tell other people about how studip this was.
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” is would do this horrible thing.
it all makes sense now
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that's what i was thinking
How could he, this is reason why we suffered? Well at least he is here.
all his fault
Guys I think he’s back
no i don’t think so, idk where you’re getting that idea /j
@@jae9952 "/j" This is youtube king/queen, live your life, no need for "/j".
Oh really
@@gayYoungThug they use Twitter sadly.
I'm a chad being happy without Twitter.
Guys I think he’s black
All my homies hate Marriott
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People that are verified in RUclips: *comments on jschlatt’s video*
Jschlatt: *What’s up checkmark*
big guy
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*big guy*
One big guy
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Congrats on first
Truly disgusting, that some "James Mariott" would do this horrible thing.
hi wobbles love ur channel been watching u since the start!
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The big burger battle
Love your music Wobbles ...nice seeing ya down with the Jschlatt
The Pope wouldve melted all the snow with the aura of his massive meat
Ok big guy
New Check mark guy right here
Well thats an awful image
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As a canadian, texas collapsing under 2 inches of snow was a *little* funny.
It wasn't just 2 inches of snow. And we don't get snow often. So I'm glad you think most of us almost freezing to death with no heat or clean water is funny.
@@SirLiamTheGreat np
@@karlwithac_ What are you trying to say.
Plus with no school tht was a good time for me but weren't prepared for food tried going to the gas station but my ma wouldn't let me but we made it on a tiny little snow
bro, being canadian and seeing texas just fail in like, -20 weather, is so surreal. that's so normal here, seeing places not used to it is insane to me
Schlatt was like “Moving to Texas beats living in LA”
And Texas said “is that a challenge”
schlatt’s hair is utterly godly without that hat. beautiful. love the hat too, though
He wears the hat to contain its power. Without it the world would end
Thank you so much for that link. I sent it to a gc of my friends and now they all have that in their history.
real talk schlatt, during hurricane laura last year we had several hotels try and charge us for rooms that they DIDNT EVEN HAVE. like we'd book online, call to make sure that it went through, and then be told that hey! they don't actually have any rooms for us to stay in and they lied on their websites and weren't going to refund us. all the while we had just lost our house and everything we owned that didn't fit into the back of our car : )
wtf. That’s really scummy
thats messed up.
Hitman agent 47: I’m the best killer
1mm of solid water in Texas: r u sure bout that
Remember 1998
Necrophiles when they don't find a dead body in morgue: 0:04
Schlatt's appearance in Texas scared the state so fucking bad that it reversed its entire ecosystem to try and get him to leave.
Legend
I went to the wonderful website meant for Marriott employs only, and it was such a pleasant surprise for my whole family, in which none of us are Marriott employees. Thank you schlatt for this fabulous bonding moment.
I mean, he did warn you not to click it if you don't work for Marriott.
i should have listened...
@@tacoman2279 what happen
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@@Pantso010 big hot men
“Some places get 1inch of snow and just start dying”
Cackles in midwestern accent.
We get droughts, floods, hail, tornadoes, earthquakes, blistering heats, freezing winters, rain, sleet, whatever (besides wildfires and tsunamis) possibly all in the same year. Weather does not faze midwestern people.
We've adapted to 100° weather and thunder sandstorms in West Texas. You should look up "Haboob in Lubbock" shit gets fucking crazy.
you know it baby
In the prairies (Canada) we get literally everything except for tsunamis and hurricanes
We havent adapted to much from where I am, all we got is tropical weather and heavy rain
Can't believe I actually ignored your warning and went to that goddamn link Schlatt. This is unbelievable. I've now watched every video in the category on the first 17 pages, I can't fucking stop. I have been cursed. Please help.
I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing when I typed it in 😂😂
when i hit enter i saw the link that it changed to and immediatly closed it LMAO
@@SirDiceGuy i am lazy can u give me the link do I can copy and paste it
“This place sucks!” Yells the holy man
Schlatt: *Moves to Texas*
Snowstorms: Allow us to introduce ourselves
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@@anapple1220 a truly powerfull statement
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Maybe it was Schlatt that caused all the problems
“The night I flew in, Texas decided to have its biggest snow storm in decades” *coincidence? I think not...*
Missed a chance to do a "THERE HE IS THERE'S MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY" now that it's even more appropriate
POWER OF THE POPE
Best add timing ever i just got a bitlife ad that started with "my mom died" right after he said thats just great.
It was like 3:15
the McDonalds story killed me, the fact that it happened is a true testimony to human intelligence
The guy in the front just sits there and waits for someone to say something through the speaker for a solid 40 minutes.
I love how you played the Redd music during the Marriott bit. Definitely fit the mood.
I love how your description isn’t a description at all, your just talking about how the video should’ve gone
I honestly feel really bad for Jshlatt the week he moves to Texas the worst storm in Texas in decades hits, he gets scammed by marriot and his moving guy tells him sorry u ain’t getting your stuff sent to ur house, like what are the chances of that happening
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do this horrible thing
*thats alot of damge how about a little more?*
283 likes. people looking at this comment: likes the comment also people:1 reply (wait that would make it 2 cuz me) but yeah that makes sense
Third times the charm.
P.S. for once I'm charming
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I live in taxes and honestly the snow storm was pretty cool. Even though we lost power and almost froze to death
Taxes 😂
The Pope is the only man to keep Schlatt company. Everyone start praying
it’s so weird seeing him not in a dark room
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The guy who started the McDonald’s line is truly a great example of what Texas is like as a whole
3:42 the serial killer who runs a this state
Dude imagine the TSA When Schlatt has the pope in his suitcase. “Sir put your bag on the belt please..... Uh sir the Xray shows a body in there”. “Oh that's just the pope” Okay.... wait what the fvck”
PFFT AHAHAHA I CAN'T-
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Pfft- wtf😂😂
Schlatt: Looking forward to this
Texas: No your not
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Truly disgusting, that some “Weed eaters” would do this horrible thing.
That "snowstorm" is literally summer in finland XD
Cool
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it was like 31° a week ago lmfao-
Megamind to Texas: “Your weakness is snow? You’re kidding me right?!”
@@Braniac00 you wouldn’t get it
@@Braniac00 obscure reference to a line in a movie but it’s switched up to be original and funny
The panhandle of Texas was looking at the rest of the state like "fucking pussies." We get plenty of snow up here so we were prepped for this.
@@maxhydekyle2425 I live in coastal Alabama and I have a similar situation where the people up in the northern mountain areas don’t get crazy hurricane storms and when there is rains like crazy people lose their minds but it’s usually fine.
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I love how jschlatt is just replying to every verified person with “whats up checkmark”
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The man waiting at McDonald's is a legend.
Fucking madlad
@@lazarus7477 ikr
Legitimately never heard a worse more stressful moving story. Good lord dude.
I never would’ve found this guy if wasn’t for cancel culture, so I thank you cancel culture
we welcome u to schlatt gang
@@keatonmonville9943 love the pfp
Its like mining gold but you found diamonds
Welcome to the jschlatt side partner
Welcome. It’s fun here! There’s some more of him on: Austin Show, Lunch Club (isn’t a thing anymore but still has videos with him), and Chuckle Sandwich!
I remember that week none of the zoom classes were working so they just cancelled everything and my math teacher was like "OK so I know nothing is working but y'all know what would be fun, if y'all went outside in the freezing cold make up an equation,solve it,graph it,take a picture,and then send it to me"
my teachers gave us assignments and we just didn’t do them then the state excused school for that week and we never had to do it lol
As a Texan, the worst part of Texas showed its worst side when you came here. The weather.
Anyway, welcome. The southern hospitality here is a real thing btw :D
God I love this state
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I am also from texas
hey schlatt you got nice lettuce my guy
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Welcome to the south sir. Dont come to Georgia. We are more bipolar than Texas. We go through all four seasons in a hour. We love it here.
I love how schlatt, one of the most chaotic entertainers uses chill animal crossing music
00:04 when you walk into class and your best friend isn’t there
When you have to leave the party when your favourite cousin comes
Yep
When it is the first day of school.
When the good cousin (aka the only person i get along with there) doesnt show up to the family gathering:
ok i'm sorry, but his hair in the first like minute of the video looks so fluffy-
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It does-
Weird
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Nobody wanna talk about how good he looked when he showed himself in the snow: thanks for the likes and btw I was complimenting his hair
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i smell a simp 🤢
Omg I thought it was just me he looks so good all the time
Schlatts hair is just too sexy
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ok, but in all seriousness
i do really hope schlatt is doing far better because i know how it feels to be so hopeless and it feels like the only way out is through something you truly just dont want to do
“As a New Yorker you’d hear stories of Southern states getting an inch of snow and they just start dying”😂😂😂 as a New Yorker I can confirm this
as someone from Connecticut I can also confirm this
i moved from WY to NM and it’s true. they just drop like flies
As someone from alaska i can comfirm
I'm from South Dakota, so yes, I too can confirm.
My grandpa, who lives in Weslaco, Texas, had his heater on, a near winter coat on, while it was like 60 degrees F. It was insane to me because 60 degrees is nice in South Dakota (shorts and tank top weather nice).
i live in MA and go to school in MD and even Maryland people will lose their minds over a couple of inches of snow. it's mindblowing
alternative title: schlatt shitting on Mariott for eight minutes straight
You aren’t wrong.
Marriott built another hotel in my state I was wondering were they were pulling that extra money out of
As someone who lived in Chicago and moved to North Carolina, I can confirm everything goes to hell when there’s supposed to be snow
The first time it snowed while I lived there, someone lit a car on fire in the middle of a road.
I’m currently making plans to move back to Chicago
Wake up, Schlatt. You’ve been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we’ve been trying to wake you up ever since. This “copypasta” is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home we love you, Schlatt.
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@@Carth531 I think they mean "when" they get in a coma
Thanks for triggering my derealisation my guy
@@emecartwright don't worry, you're real, i'm real. everyones real. i'm human, i have feelings. you're human, you have feelings.
and everything is real. when you bite into an amazing piece of food do you feel it? yes. does it taste good? yes. why? because its real. everythings real. (Not unicorns and you know)
Texans: touches snow
Texans: *evaporates*
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Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” is would do this horrible thing. I am really sorry this happened to you man
I doubt you’ll ever see this, but this video has resonated with me so much. The pipes in my house had burst, and destroyed the living room in the first and second floor. This morning, I woke up from the second nightmare I’ve had about my home. My parents have done everything they can to keep me and my older brother safe. We’re currently residing in a hotel, and are waiting it out here until early April, which is when home repairs will be completed. Thank you for the video Schlatt, it means a lot.
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@@RealCommandoTca I did
As someone who lives in the Midwest I also find it hilarious that people that live in hot places perish the second there is an half inch of snow
Alt. Title: “Pissed New Yorker Moves To Texas And Becomes More Pissed”
“Hey Patrick, what am I?”
“Um, stupid?”
“No I’m Texas!”
“What’s the difference!”
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@Sgt. Joe anythings better than California
@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 Florida.
I rest my case.
The first time I ever went to texas, that was the weather, sliding around in flip flops, t-shirt, and shorts. Coming from Northern USA is fun.
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Truly disgusting, that some “Texans” would do this horrible thing.
It's true. I was the Texans.
I'm sorry mate 😔
You gotta do what you gotta do
The way he entered and just said, “This place sucks!” was amazing😙🤌
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6:02 thanks for the ad
I just can’t stop replaying the
-kicks suitcase- “*this place sucks*”
Thanks for the “marriott” link. My parents check my search history every night (which I can’t clear) and now I have to explain to my parents how a pigeon worshipping sociopath’s negative experience at a hotel led me to the link I opened
I opened that on a school computer, I'm so excited to explain that to my school
Damn your parents check your search history EVERY night!?
That sucks
i mean he did warn you
Please tell me what the link is about I’m dying to know
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