The Most Bizarre Theory About the Egyptian Sphinx That You Will Ever Hear
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- Roger from the Mudfossil University really goes out on a limb today on Tinfoil Tuesday, as he discussed the Sphinx and its potential history.
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So he discovered... the Sphinxter?
I want to hate you for that...but I laughed...
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I can tell that you are a pundamentalist, I salute you for you punmanship.
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Very good.👍
Actually the Sphinx's nose was knocked off when Obelix tried to climb it by Toutatis!
Ye, but no-one cared, as it wasn't a cute a nose as Cleopatra's.
That album had some of the funniest gags of all. @@ArcanisUrriah
@@ArcanisUrriahsuch a pretty nose
@@ArcanisUrriah I need to get on up in my loft and find my collection of Asterix books out 🤘
And all the souveniers had to be reconstructed.
It’s not Roger’s stupidity that is bothering, it’s that he has an audience and a proportion believe what he says.
And what's even more disturbing, those people also vote. Let that sink in for you.
lol they are so awe-struck by Roger's brilliance. Scary there are so many dumb and gullible people out there.
Yeah, probably all the Trump supporters are his followers
Let's hope they too stupid to know how to procreate.
@gazz4427 man you're so poisoned by the media, so sad. I am a Trump supporter and I know Trump supporters and no one believes in this made up story. Stop being manipulated by the mainstream media man
"The head was alive, that I'm absolutely certain of" is probably the single dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Anytime I hear a youtuber say, "and I'll tell ya another thing, right now," I've learned that everything after that sentence can safely be ignored.
"this cave is not a natural formation"-Cortana
"this cave is a bumhole"-Roger
Mudhole science 😭
As is often said, "takes one to know one", so he would know wouldn't he.
The statue of liberty was once alive too... that poor woman
"Shot in the ass, and Hercules´s to blame. You give the Sphinx a bad name."
And yes we all sang that.
I thought the Sphinx's name was Leon.
Jon Bovi
I was already laughing my arse off watching the video, but your comment just ended me pal😂
Hercules was too short to kill it. Jesus killed it
"could be just an anus"
Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black 😂😂😂
And I just sprayed coffee out of my nose.... thanks for that 😂😂😂
Rectum? Herc flat out klld 'em!
How is this not at 2k likes yet
"could be just an anus" 😂 When I heard him say that Red Foreman responded in my head.
"we are made in layers like this"
Ah yes, a professor of Shrekology
Onions??
It's all layers now
@@GerardMenvussa it's all ogre
Man must be an alien pretending to be a human, inventing new stories to cover up that the Sphinx was built by aliens. No human would say "we are made in layers".
Shrekology is loveology;
Skrekology is lifeology.
The sphynx has ears. Ears are there to support glasses. Conclusive proof that in ancient times the sphynx was alive and wore glasses to correct its vision. I'm astonished Roger didn't mention this.
I wept a little after watching this as Id been led to believe since boyhood that Id never live long enough to witness the discovery of the Sphinx's asshole. It is truly a miraculous age in which we live.
It's Sphinxter?
@@DonCDXX arg, I'm too slow, I wanted to say that 😂
"Shaft D" in the butt area, "Blow us away" maybe I'm just dirty minded but...
I now understand when my mate went and seen the Sphinx, he told me if I go one day he said Take Lube!
@@rocketrockstar8171
That really Sphinx.
"Just a limestone monument" Sci-man Dan coming with radical theories 😂😂😂
A Lionstone monument.
"That certainly look like biology to me" Completely ignoring the fact you can clearly see the masonry in the picture he shows just before...
But that's actually a m6ch lateral addition from modern time to protect the limestone that was crumbling.
He said "We are made in layers like this" pointing at the sphinx. I died.
@@rahulmenon4357 You're quite verbose for a corpse.
Everybody knows when a Sphinx turns to stone, it does so brick by brick.
He is to be pitied - he is obviously mentally ill and needs help - urgently.
Absolutely batshit bonkers. Roger needs to get his medication reassessed.
Has he ever watched an animal die by being shot and calmly assume this attentive sphinx pose?
No he thinks hercules shot it with an arrow the size of a tree then posed it there and used his stone breath to make the entire corpse stone... or something like that.
Perhaps he thinks it's an ancient example of taxidermy?
Yeah, it’s gotta be ancient taxidermy. Hercules shot and posed it, Medusa turned it to stone/ preserved it. How else do you think we get statues of people?! It’s all just medusa being a taxidermist. How else could we get such stunning carvings, there’s no way anyone could chisel that much detail that long ago, they were all a bunch of savages with no skill. 🤣🤣
I rarely get to enjoy laugh-out-loud moments, but round about 7:30, when Roger said, "Now this is where it gets a little crazy," I lost it.
"Keeps getting stranger and stranger .." Yes, yes you do my dude.
Bless this man for living in such a fantasy world.
It's always so strange to me how a lot of people will believe the strangest explanation, and the stranger the better to them. Could it just be a more likely and logic explanation based in reality as we know it? No, no, it has to be some kinda space creature that shoot arrows out their ass-ears that hit the Sphinx, 'cause the pyramids point towards that point in the sky which you can translate to meaning there's a giant ice wall that giants built to keep us all from leaving our "flat earth", but all the governments are in on it, as lizard people and giants have a special bond - that's clear to see from the mountains that are really tree-trunks or the legs of the giants. The stranger it is, the more believable it seems to be to them. A logical reality-based explanation can't just be it...
And the problem is all the people that buy into these things after watching the videos. Could it just be that humans have amazing capabilities to get things done, even in the past with limited tools but probably more time (slavery is a different matter of course) from not being busy watching RUclips, being on social media and what have we? I know I'd get helluva lot more done if I could let go of some of these modern technologies. I struggle to do so, mind you.
@@TheWizard-pk4nh You use the word sartorial. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I would be curious to know the chain of reasoning which supports your belief that no God exists. Clearly, that is something that you *believe* to be true although, obviously, as with the opposite belief, it cannot be proved. So, is the belief based on reason, or is it the purest faith?
@@odysseusrex5908When it comes to falsifiability, God is equivalent to any other fantasy.
He doesn't believe God does. Ot exist, who says it like that?
O ya, dishonest apologists.
He doesn't believe in God. Just like you don't believe in the tooth fairy (I hope). If you follow through your argument would imply it's likely every fantasy creature exists.
@@dougr8646 Since you choose to speak for somebody else, how do you think he would answer the question, "Does God exist?" There are only three possible answers, yes, no, and I don't know. The first two define positive beliefs.
The whole time I listened I heard Dan's, "dear oh dear" in my head
Someone struggling to grasp the scale of the solar system, or struggling to comprehend gravitational equations, I understand. But thinking a large pile of rocks use to be a living creature, well that’s straight up psychosis.
It's not psychosis mate, it's bang on what Dunning and Kruger's study discovered. We are all at risk of the psychological effects of ignorance, more so if we refuse reality to defend a belief. This delusion is fuelled by narcissism, as every conspiracy theorist is fuelled by narcissism. Psychosis is an inability to see reality, narcissism is about rejecting reality, usually triggered by childhood trauma that traps the sufferer as a child at the point of that trauma. This old man has been trapped in the mind of a child for most of his life, very sad but I don't feel empathy for him. Why? I've had to deal with, and learn to control, a non-violent psychopath during 11 years of my professional life. I know the rot that is at the core of a narcissist, of all the psychological personality disorders it's the narcissists that cause the most harm.
To be fair, the scale of the universe is really hard to grasp. It recently slightly spoiled an otherwise amazing sci-fi novel because they got space travel very, very wrong (worse, they could have just ignored it and been totally fine). The only thing that really saves it is that it's more of a science fantasy novel, and misunderstanding how long it takes space ships to travel at the speed of light is hardly the most ridiculous thing going on in the story.
@@jeffwells641 must’ve been a long read for you
Never mind what these gargantuan creatures ate, where are the enormous piles of their poo‽
"Now this is where it get's a little crazy" That line almost made me spit out my tea.
He's way more likely to be on something rather than being onto something.
I think it's more a case of needing to be on something prescribed and not taking it.
@@vetinaris1297lol yes I agree!
What I admired most was the rectangular scales this creature had to protect its body. I believe that when humans first saw this feature they first decided to design bricks in honor of this magnificent creature.
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid ones are full of confidence". Charles Bukowski.
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DOES THAT MAKE SCIMANDAN STUPID THEN? CUZ HE SEEMS PRETTY CONFIDENT TOO... 😂😂😂
@@xxtravdamanxxit's like that comment went right over your head.
Intelligence is a tool to be used wisley, But unfortunately not all tools are chosen intelligently. Rene Descartes. (I'm Sphinx... Therefore I'm Stone) :-)
Dunning and Kruger conducted a study into this, I recommend reading their paper. The best defence against falling into this behaviour is to read their paper, it arms you against the psychological effects of ignorance.
It’s not an Anus Roger, it’s called the Sphinxter.
lol - this was a gooder :) hahahaha
how could people be this dumb??? Great comment though!
You may be interested to know that _Sphinx_ and _sphincter_ both come from the Greek verb σφίγγω _sphíngō_ , meaning 'to strangle'.
A living creature? lol we can literally see the bricks
That's what happens to a sphinx when it fossilizes.
And we’re all made of layers….of bricks!
@@dramjet7 Thats Minecraft for you
I absolutely lost it when he said "Now this is going to sound a little crazy." It's waaayyy too late for that Roger Dodger, that ship sailed a long time ago.
Roger, Prince of Pariedolia
Gobsmacked. Honestly. You can literally see the brick work when he's staring up the "bum".
Sphincter Science
I see what you did there
😂 snort 😝
Sfinks Sphincter Stinks?
Mudhole Fossil 😂
I see what you tried doing there... but it's a "close, but no cigar" moment I'm afraid, dude... For it to work as relevant wordplay, it has to be "Sphinxter" 😉
5:15 "it could be just an anus" 😁 he definitely hit rock bottom there 🤣
The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks.
At the height of the mating season, it tries to bugger the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior sphincter is all clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump of the camel, and the Sphinx's superior smile.
You're a poet, sir.
Amazing medical breakthrough, we are all made in layers! Surely Roger will get the No way in hell prize for this one!
The Sphinx originally sported a royal cobra emblem on its headdress and a sacred beard. Both broke off long ago, and pieces of the latter can be found in the Cairo Museum but I don't know if they've ever found any parts of the former. As far as the "bunghole", that winds down under the Sphinx heading to the water table about 4 & 1/2 meters below floor level. All of the above, however, contributed to the famous Riddle of the Sphinx, which goes as follows:
"When Hercules shot Hor-em-Akhet in the head, from whence did the arrow emerge?"
"Rectum?"
"Hell, no! It fucking *killed* 'im!"
You can see the remains of the cobra on the forehead.
This guy needs to look into who killed the pyramids.
Roger has waaaayyy too much time on his hands.
Feathers also. 😁
Could be a cool theme for a song by an '80's rock band named after the mystical River Styx!
T-t-t-t-too much time on my hands! 😁✌️
"Shaft D? Okay Roger, blow us away then" I laughed harder than I probably should've.. love the humour Dan 🤣
Not the pointing feather 😂
Well he needs the feather. He is a bird brain.
@@thephantomeagle2 I've seen smarter birds.
He pulled it out of his pet Griffin 😭😭 lol
ngl, a feather is a pretty stylish way to point at things.
This guy is the reason that the aliens gave up on us and left.
In all seriousness, how has this man managed to keep himself alive this long?
Just imagining him at the gas station going "Does the gas go in this hole? Does it go in the window? Do you drink the gas? Do you think maybe humans were meant to drink the gas?" until someone else realizes something is wrong.
@@dakat5131Don't tell him his gasoline comes from living organisms then.
My only concern is that he might have been breeding.
@@dakat5131 It probably makes complete sense to him that petrol would come out of the petrol pump's tail... because petrol is fossil fuel and every petrol pump was once alive many, many years ago.
Previously his mother, followed by any woman brave/daft enough to be with him, now the staff at the nursing home he inhabits.
Roger is talking through his Sphinxter.
These people's thought process: "If it walks like a duck and sounds like a duck...nope, it's a DeLorean." The doors are irresputable proof.
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a bear, it’s got to be a paper clip. 🤷♂️
I believe there's a saying about arses and elbows.
"Great Scott!"
@@DarKMatter.1I think I heard Joe Biden say that at one of his recent speeches. 😂
@@528Circle I’m sure you did. 😂😂😂
Hercules clearly had enough of his cat knocking limestone off of the pyramids
The amount of positive comments from folks who believe this nonsense on his channel is quite honestly sad and hilarious.
Archaeologists find a hole, stand in it, say it's an anchoring point.
Roger looks at picture and says "I can't see what's at the bottom of the hole in this picture, and therefore have less information about it than the people who took the picture, so I will instantly dismiss what they say about it and determine it's a blowhole."
I'll just say this - the "human" head that we all know the Sphinx as having might be a later alteration of a lion's head. If you see the Sphinx from the side, the head is proportionally way too small for its body. And the ancient Egyptians were very good at knowing the correct scale for body parts of statues.
And it makes sense for the crown or headdress hypothesis, they must've found it and redesigned it for their own purposes
I believe sphinx was built before the Egypt started off as a country or satrap whatever. Long before the first dynasty. I may be wrong but I read somewhere.
More likely to have been a jackal head. Those paws look more canine than leonine and a jackal monument would be of Anubis, god of cemeteries. Which is appropriate, as it's stood next to a royal cemetery.
@@randomlyswatching9481 That would probably be a book written by Graham Hancock.
The head and paws were reworked and restored, there's a stela in between them that says as much.
A little crazy? Bwahaha😹 Thank you,Dan🤣 These are so hilarious🤪
He’s creative at least, I’ll give him that. It makes you wonder how big Hercules must have been in his fantasy world.
Roger is the gift that just keeps giving.
Roger, don't do drugs, m'kayyyy....
I think the problem here _is_ that he's not using drugs... anti-psychotics to be exact.
Roger.... YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING BRICKS.
😢I love it when creationists believe in fossils
Fossils? Don't you mean dragons? 😅😅
As long as they're not over 6000 years old 😭😭😭 lol 😂
I haven't figured out exactly what Roger believes - I think he at least isn't a flat earther. I'm not sure what he thinks of actual fossils, which would give him all the "living things turned to stone" action he could need, but he wastes his time on this nonsense. Still, it gives us a laugh.
People ruling the world are all fossils.
I'm not sure he even is a creationist, or knows what that word means. This guy is so messed up he defies categories.
He seriously has a video where he says he collaborates with a university all the time, well... he sends them his "discoveries" all the time, but they don't respond, well actually they responded by telling him to stop sending them his stuff, actually it was a restraining order, he's not allowed to contact them in any way. Seriously. In a single sentence he went from "I collaborate with them" to "they got a restraining order against me" and he didn't appear to understand even remotely that these are two polar opposites in the same sentence.
"now this is where it gets a little crazy"..hahahahha!
I have to agree with Roger that he is made of layers, thick layers.
As much as I love SciManDan videos, I feel like he's so much more well read than I am. In future videos, could you post relevant articles so we can look into the subject more with some reliable sources to start us off? The name drop and the year were helpful but I feel like the videos have gone away from in-depth explanations and have become more of common sense presentation counter points. Neither is bad but I'd love to learn more if I can and these videos are always fun to watch! Thank you!
Put it this way, Roger is a true hero. He’s not a flerf, and his ideas are so outrageous that it’s hard to think he himself believes in them. So, I have started to respect the Mud-man, and regard his claims and videos as … amuzing.😊
Debunking decades of archeological study from his basement. Roger is truly one of the bright minds of this generation.
Literally shaking my head. Sometimes it is hard to believe that these people are serious.
Roger never fails to leave me in stitches! 😂🤣
Thanks Dan, Roger's comedy channel is hilarious. Oh, he's serious.
Poe's Law.
Damn it... I'd forgotten about the stupid feather... Thanks Dan..
Does Roger have a theory on Mt Rushmore by any chance? I should be convinced by them, so much more relatable than those human-faced lions.
In a thousand years, after civilization has collapsed and been rebuilt, but all the records about such things are lost, a descendant of Roger's will be talking about how the Mount Rushmore carvings are clear evidence that there used to be giants long ago and somehow 4 of them were decapitated and their heads turned to stone. It's the only explanation!
“I’ve looked into this” - maybe 20 photos… such research!
Roger knows! Why would they call a hole in something a "shaft" if it wasn't made by an arrow's shaft? Checkmate!
"Shaft D? Go ahead,Roger, blow us away "
Golden.
What trauma has this poor man endured to skew his logic this much.?
Seriously man, this guy HAS to be sitting around looking at these, while burning some GOOOOD weed, or doin hallucinogenics.
@@mtlbstrd Schools should use his videos as anti-drug PSAs. Drug use rate drops to 0.
Don't let Roger see The Neverending Story
Spinx shot lasers in that documentary 😂
Not only alive and shot in the head Rodger… shot in the head from above. That leads to what happened to the ancient Egyptian Air Force? And how technologically advanced were they?
Dan--every time you said "Roger" I heard "Wodger. Wewease Wodger!"
Haha, I always get “Roger Roger, what’s our vector Victor?”
This is the face on Mars all over again. If you look at a photo of the Sphinx's face that shows a different angle you can clearly see the appearance of the "arrowhead" shape is an illusion.
Dan, you are one of the luckiest RUclipsrs out there. The endless solid gold these folks provide for you, for us, is an endless cache of quality entertainment!
And what is with the feather/ pointer? Is he simultaneously working on a taxidermy project?!?
Welease Woger
I think it was Woderwick, but that may be another reference …
No..... welease Weginald
"shaft D, come on roger, blow us away" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:36 Have we found the Face of Boe? The Doctor will be so pleased.
It's amazing that there is even a single person who would believe something like this, but then you see his comment section is filled with people genuinely congratulating him on his fantastic observations. It boggles the mind.
Been awhile since SCIMAN gave us a good rodgering!
Roger is a national treasure!!! One of our more..... entertaining sorts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever someone says, “do your own research,” show them this.
Shaft “D” has an upward curve 😂😂
"I looked at this picture and decided what it looks like" is my favorite kind of science
Roger...when calculating angles, always remember the deep, ancient 1980's wisdom from Beavis "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat."
Heat of the meat.
Heat of the meat.
The hole does not quite line up properly with the angle on the "arrow head" LOL
Just the head was alive! What a corker. Imagine just the head, wobbling about across the desert minding its own business, and some nitwit comes along and shoots it with an arrow. But then its grateful that someone plonks it on a pile of rocks and gives it a bumhole for the first time. The minute he mentioned "access to the rump" I knew what was coming and choked on my tea.
I wonder if that's where the Star Wars folks got the idea for that last droid...BB-8, I believe...???
Yeah, it was a living creature that wanted to eat Andromeda but Perseus (her companion) pulled Medusas head out of the bag he carried it in and held it up so the Sphinx turned to stone right away. Sorry, almost forgot about Herakles and the forgotten 13th task: Make a hole into the head of the petrified Sphinx and plant a palm tree there so that it has some kind of parasol.
Is it April 1st...have I missed a couple of months
Still February ✅✅
Roger is always good for a laugh.
What's in the bottom of the hole that bloke is standing in? Is that what you want to know, Roger?
I'll tell you... it's that bloke's feet!
You beat me to it .
I really need to get up earlier.
Feather guy is back! 😂
Really completely bonkers!
It's beyond me if someone actually watches his stuff in any other purpose than entertainment.
I'm at least 5-7 years away from any kind of psychological qualification but yeah, he's nuts.
Bacon? Ham? Pork chops? Yes Lisa, a wonderful magical animal.
Morning , Dan.
Keep up the good work.
I can't wait to see Roger's analysis of Mount Rushmore. What kind of weird multiheaded creature would he try to claim that once was ?
While watching this video, I asked myself...what's with the feather? As I watched it further, I came to understand that one needs a feather for a feather brained idea, which this is.
This was really entertaining, thanks for the laugh Roger!
Shaft A. You know what else has a shaft? An ARROW. You know what else starts with A? ARROW!
Lol about halfway he said "Now it's really getting hard to believe". That shit was hard to believe from the start.😂
😂😂😂😂 "you literally just said it had a bumhole" 😂😂😂😂
Some ppl just refuse to give the builders of the time any credit whatsoever.
I swear I love Roger! Everyone knows that if you shoot something in the head, the head stays upright until it becomes sand stone. Also you can look at the picture and see that the angle of the "arrow" doesn't line up with the hole.
He says he looked at it very carefully…. But apparently not carefully enough, for if you follow the angele of the “arrow shaft” it doesn’t line up with the hole.
Yes, and died with a very straight posture! 😂😂😂😂