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Well technically he might be the second owner on paper after buying it. So it's a one owner vehicle with whoever that got it being the 3rd, which in this case was him anyways so still a two owner vehicle probably.
@@bromatoast8784 on a V8 american motor, 300k tops for cars. Trans like to go at 200k typically. Trucks and SUVs you can hit 400k or motor with propert maintenance trans, its a shot in the dark. Some will go even more. I miss my old 05 silverado. 200k and still ticking along. Plastics were going bad though.
The van was my father's. The poles and stuff was what he had on the top to take his canoe with him when he went camping. He loved this van! So I am so happy that it's adventures aren't over!
@@syenosis Not really competitors since they cater to two totally different clienteles, plus they are partners in a big ole lake house for summertime recreation.
Wizard and Ninja actually exchange workshop jobs - Wizard sends him BMW's and Ninja sends him British cars. Wizard explains this in one of his videos, its a nice set up :)
@@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 Nah anything Buick with the 3.8 is gold. Toss up on the Lincoln or Buick though. Buick has a heads-up display all that if I recall if optioned. I'd take either in a heartbeat.
Hoovie is the second owner technically but since he barely used it it is pretty much one owner car. My mom drives a 5 owner fiesta but she is actually the second user/owner. It was someone else's, then mine (for a month before I gave her the car), then her, then grandpa's (for insurance - where I live only owner of the car counts for insurance and grandpa made the insurance cost like 1/4 of what my mom would pay) and now it is her again after grandpa passed away. So on papers she is the 4th owner.
while it sounds funny it could make sence. For instnce i got a car that was one owner from new (1995) till 2019, and then it was in hands of 4 resellers which drove it for less than 1k miles. so...
@@kevinshijaku4525 Well he was first to choose so if he didn't pick the bmw and nobody else chose to steal his other pick he wouldn't have got the chance to steal the bmw back.
I had a 2005 Ford Focus ZX3 S with 19,000 miles last year (with the stick shift), that car was fun and it was super light, surprisingly roomy too. That was the first car I had with a manual and so I learned it on it too. Put another 12,000 miles on it before I sold it.
@@Mashmarriner69 Look what they learn in driving school. I got my drivers license in germany so i had a lot of theory and practice. My roommate had to do hers again in the us and she said the instructor on her last drive was a worse driver than her. I know that does not go for everybody, but especially in the countryside you can't overwhelm them with too much to do. That would end poorly.
@@Mashmarriner69 cause we are lazy asses. ;) No one gives half a crap about driving here. Most of us are hopeless and about half of us are dangerous on the road. About 40% of people sit in the passing lane, no one checks there mirrors, and everyone is on their phones. I don’t think those people will care to learn to drive a manual, when the odds are pretty good that they may never even sit in a manual car in their life.
In the UK we do have the opinion to learn just a automatic but you have to go to a specific driving instructor and you basically have to be utter shite haha. Then when you pass. It's against the law for you to drive anything but automatic.
This was a surreal experience. I remember watching Hoovie Christmas Specials in the past and thinking “That would be so cool to be a part of” and this year I got to be in it! Thank you Tyler, this was an unforgettable experience. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁 Also, sorry Ninja for stealing the BMW....
You gotta know that Hoovie is a great guy when you look at his friends. They're all the kind of guys that you'd like to be friends with. Really nice Christmas video Tyler.
I am buying a car for someone as a late Christmas present. Can't get it till January. But they know what it is. This is wonderful, man. You are a swell guy.
Hoovie you violated a golden rule you should be embarrassed. "If the Van's a rocking, don't come a knocking" and yet you went knocking that's just not cool
@@superfly3628 because youtube is a business operation for Hoovie, the expense of these cars is treated as business costs, thereby reducing the amount of earnings that are taxable. There may also be some further tax reductions due to charitable donations, depending on specifics
@@superfly3628 It's not an American thing, it's a common business thing. Basically if you have a lot of profit at the end of the year it's beneficial to buy stuff before the new fiscal year, ie lower your profit because you have had more expenses. By doing this you lower your taxes since you pay tax on profit. It's a bit simplified, but this is how it works basically.
@@drunkenhobo8020 Actually quite the opposite if we have no love for the car ,then anyone who wants to fix it , we gladly let them do it . Some cars are so bad that we know it will keep coming back for another failure . We just don't want to be know as they guy who didn't fix it right the first time . Epically when it comes to high mile cars . I have had the same car in for 6 months in a row (BMW) every time it leaves it comes back with another unrelated problem and trying to explain that it is a unrelated problem gets tiring . Or when you tell a customer while we are this deep into this we might as well do this, the customer always thinks your trying to up sell them, when your trying to save them money. I have had to fire customers over these types of things and that sucks, because It's not my fault, the engineer built such a POS with stupid stuff like bio degradable wiring harness or rod bearings made of tissue paper and they failed . After you spent xxx fixing the xxx and now it's going to cost xxxxxxxxxx . I try to tell people let it die but they just love the car so much or just need it to last another month or 2 until they can buy another car , the next year still driving the same car complain about the bill.for a new tie rod end when it came in for a oil change and was about to fall off so I had to change it for your safety and my Piece of mind.
@@pkuudsk9927 I drive a 1990 Volvo 240DL with 600,000 km on the clock. I will always fix the car. First, it was Ma's 60th birthday present to herself, and her last car. The next reason is that I love driving it. The third, possibly most important reason, is that I have been told never to have a car with an airbag for health reasons, and being a very early production 1990, Arthur is the newest car in Canada without an airbag.
@@user-rc2ko6vi2w the unbreathable smoke that fills the cabin immediately, followed by your lungs. Also, the shrapnel that comes out of newer Takata POS airbags. Additionally, the burn marks that are on your arms touching the steering wheel when the airbag suddenly inflates. Additionally, if you are wearing your seat belt properly, the airbag does nothing for you unless you are in a total POS that crumbles in on itself or impacting at an insane speed where you might be better off dead anyway. I guess maybe your face might be recognizable. Front airbags are insanely stupid garbage. Try one out and you'll know instantly why.
If any of you gentleman are seeking to donate any of those to a needy household that could really make use and help out amidst this pandemic. Currently, we own a 06 Rav4 2.4 with 310,000mi. The shocks all round are shot, so it looks like we are riding around on hydraulics full time with all the constant bouncing with no rebound. The battery died 2 months ago, so replaced then a week later the alternator died. So again replaced that with one from a used car part lot. Then the check engine light came on and is indicating that the catalytic converter is causing high exhaust pressure, though it was running a little sluggish it worked...... Until.... now just yesterday when trying to take the Mrs to bring her ID and paperwork into her new job, the car now refuses to crank. Checked the relays, checked continuity all the way to the starter all seems okay. However when trying to give the starter a whack, I very slightly moved one of the coolant hoses and caused the very brittle heater hose to the engine block to the water pump "T" connector, to break and lose most of the coolant. So I replaced the T adaptor in hopes beating on the starter motor would work.... low and behold, it did, only a couple times and now the car just refuses to crank. We honestly, just don't have the money to keep pouring into this car anymore. We both were managers at the same restaurant (OldCountry/hometown buffet - now all stores equipment now being auctioned off) We both were furloughed in March for 7 months, then our Restaurant opened for a mere 3 weeks just to be told corporate have decided to furlough us again for 2 weeks so they can come us with a better strategy to increase business. That was 2 months ago.... We both found out through the grape vine about the auction, our employer, still hasn't informed us they will be letting us go and no one answers the phone at corporate to answer our questions. Even though their intentions are quite obvious. Luckily tho, since we learned of our now permanent job loss we both luckily landed new jobs and will both be starting in the next week. The problem is, we only have the one vehicle and that has ultimately cost us more problems than its likely worth at the moment and we just don't have the funds to get the issues the car has and also the cost to get the thing properly safe again like some brakes that don't shudder due to warped rotors, the suspension that causes the tires to literally bounce 3-4 times when hitting small imperfections in the road surface. Needless to mention, the timing belt is probably way overdue by now, too. Honestly I could keep going on and on. Oh and water heater almost burned down our apartment too when the tank leaked onto the lower heater thermostat wiring and caused a smoldering short circuit. So we have that too, to deal with. I don't know if any of you will read this, but I love your vids, don't comment much at all (not my usual style) but today I saw this and could really use a secret Santa this year, even if it is just a sub 1000$ vehicle. Doesn't matter the color, the transmission, the age or style. Just so long as its got more life left in it than our current vehicle. I'd be happy to furnish any proof of the hardship we've been going thru, also. But if there's someone out there that could make better use of a car than we could, help them out instead, please. I just know that if we had a more reliable car right now, I wouldn't have to worry about having to get myself and my girlfriend to our new jobs via taxi (thus causing further expense and another setback) To be honest, we don't have the liquid funds to afford 20$ rides each way ×2, 5-6 days a week until we get paid even. Omg, how my life sucks right now to think of the uphill battle we have ahead of us, never mind the rent we are going to have to somehow struggle to come up with. Shoot, I can't even get onto postmates now since our car is stationary in its current condition, which was what was helping to keep our heads barely above water. Forgive me for the longest comment ever, ever.... Either way, Happy Holidays to everyone out there reading this. I hope your struggle hasn't been any worse than ours has. And if it has, we have you in our prayers, if you need a couch to crash on, come on over. We don't have much but what we do have, if we can help anyone in anyway we do. Anyway, stay safe peoples! And please, please don't send those cars to a demolition derby, you'll straight make a grown man cry...
Hoovie! I call dibs on the Town car. We are retired and love older Town cars and would be willing to drive from Indianapolis to wherever you are to pick it up. I would offer to reimburse you for everything you have invested in the car plus a little something extra.
I honestly think the van is the best for comfort storage and hauling also travelling van hands down nice deep dish wheels or old dish gmc truck wheels and any nice wrap over the paint an light nnice legal tints witt bumper bar side steps and tow bar with spot lights 4 them on bumper bar not on roof thats my opinion and wat id do with it
I absolutely love Statler and Waldorf up there on the balcony laughing at us. Dohohohohohoh. Thanks a ton Hoovie and Ninja! This Buick will be happy it met me.
@@johnnykaraj6115 I need a $1,000 Hooptie for a daily driver, but the transporter fee from KS to Detroit is gonna kill my budget. Road salt eats the cars up here.
Can we just get a God Bless to The Wizard and Car Ninja for immediately thinking about paying the vehicles forward. We all know how great these guys are!!
@@CadgerChristmasLightShow Yeah, I eventually found that out after watching several more videos, and that Hoovie *was* being deliberate in his pronunciation. :-)
Hoovies should do a video like this every 6 months. I always come back to this video every now and then. Cool video and everyone made an appearance in it
Tyler, thank you for a year of smiles, laughs and a few cringes, even tears at your memories of your grandmother! Merry Christmas to you and those you love! Cheers from Canada
I don't know why I got so much joy in hearing them talk good things about the focus, after my last car blew up I just got a similar year focus for $2k with only 23k miles. (due to covid and SOS not being open it's been sitting at my parents) but it's great to hear people talk nice about my "shit box"
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Have a Merry Christmas! You and your friends look like you have a lot of fun!
Hahaha you can tell Ninja didn't give a shit about the rest of the secret santa after the 528 was taken from him.
"Only 115,000 miles! Almost a one owner car!" Hoovie never stopped being a used car salesman lol 😆😂
Well technically he might be the second owner on paper after buying it. So it's a one owner vehicle with whoever that got it being the 3rd, which in this case was him anyways so still a two owner vehicle probably.
He said "115? That's brand new"
@@bromatoast8784 on a V8 american motor, 300k tops for cars. Trans like to go at 200k typically. Trucks and SUVs you can hit 400k or motor with propert maintenance trans, its a shot in the dark. Some will go even more.
I miss my old 05 silverado. 200k and still ticking along. Plastics were going bad though.
Ninja sounds like he is going to give that car to the first person he sees at a bus stop
I was thinking the same... LOL
I was almost expecting him to find someone to give it to on the way to the Wizards shop!
@@johnmilligan2964 and show up in a cab hahahah
"eurosnob" now many Euro cars handle better but if you have to drive 5000 miles nothing and I mean NOTHING beats an American Land Yacht.....
@@muskokamike127 Have you sat in a Volvo?
"Five more minutes" from Wizard is probably the funniest thing he's said on either channel 😂😂😂
Still though it's nice for Hoovie doing some good did's making other people happy for the next year to come.. Marry Christmas to all !!!
Realistically “5 more seconds”
It would have been funnier if Mrs. Wizard popped out.
If the van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Lol
The van was my father's. The poles and stuff was what he had on the top to take his canoe with him when he went camping. He loved this van! So I am so happy that it's adventures aren't over!
Wow!
Awesome
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! only if Kfc gravy is allowed
From what state?
Love the van and wish i would have found it cause I’d have it polished up and me and my kids would be making memories with it
The Murci sure is looking good. As requested, I will put the story of that deal together to release later this week.
Yo what’s up
Sounds good you shrewd negotiator
To think Ed made a lot of money selling a broken car! 🤣
Ed Bolean: bend over hoovie i got the cheapest lambo for you with a finders fee
It's good day
Ninja and Wizard together are like a divorced parents being civil at a child's nativity play.
why would they be divorced? whats the lore between them?
@@daftnord4957 they use to be in a relationship together.
@@daftnord4957 They're just Hoovie's two mechanics so they're competitors in a relatively small city in Kansas.
@@syenosis Not really competitors since they cater to two totally different clienteles, plus they are partners in a big ole lake house for summertime recreation.
Wizard and Ninja actually exchange workshop jobs - Wizard sends him BMW's and Ninja sends him British cars.
Wizard explains this in one of his videos, its a nice set up :)
The Ninja was LEGIT pissed when the BMW got stolen!🤣
Green sweater man seemed very smug too
I feel for him, at the end they gave him a lemon.
@@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 Nah anything Buick with the 3.8 is gold. Toss up on the Lincoln or Buick though. Buick has a heads-up display all that if I recall if optioned. I'd take either in a heartbeat.
@@inducedapathy1296 buick and lincoln are awsome, but he got stuck that ford focus at the end. and its and european car even thou its a ford.
@@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 True. The focus was likely my last pick.
“Almost a one owner car” lol that’s the most car salesman statement I’ve ever heard
Hahaha ikr I was like ... so it’s a two owner car ...
I have an almost 1 owner car got it with 1500 miles from a rental place that ordered it then a new model was released
@@805NAVE well if hoovie is the 2nd owner then it makes sense why he would say that
Hoovie is the second owner technically but since he barely used it it is pretty much one owner car.
My mom drives a 5 owner fiesta but she is actually the second user/owner. It was someone else's, then mine (for a month before I gave her the car), then her, then grandpa's (for insurance - where I live only owner of the car counts for insurance and grandpa made the insurance cost like 1/4 of what my mom would pay) and now it is her again after grandpa passed away. So on papers she is the 4th owner.
while it sounds funny it could make sence. For instnce i got a car that was one owner from new (1995) till 2019, and then it was in hands of 4 resellers which drove it for less than 1k miles. so...
I thought it was “Urination Bob” haha
It’s not?
It definitely was 🤭
Not just once but at least twice.
Hoovie keeps saying that for sure! 🤣
I heard him say it twice!
Ninja seems like a broken man after his treasure BMW was stolen by green sweater guy 😂😂
he knew where the beamer was , should of chosen another car and waited until the bmw was chosen and steal it lol
@@kevinshijaku4525 Well he was first to choose so if he didn't pick the bmw and nobody else chose to steal his other pick he wouldn't have got the chance to steal the bmw back.
@@malangope i see , I understood the game wrong!
He hated it lol
The Grinch that Stole Christmas!
The ninja is trying so hard to be nice. I’ve been in this secret Santa situation.
It was a d\ik move to steal it. Growing up with German cars everywhere in Europe why would he like America cars?
@Boy George ikr i felt so bad when he got it stolen ;-;
@@itisjustacomment i felt so bad
I had a 2005 Ford Focus ZX3 S with 19,000 miles last year (with the stick shift), that car was fun and it was super light, surprisingly roomy too. That was the first car I had with a manual and so I learned it on it too. Put another 12,000 miles on it before I sold it.
I don't understand why in America you don't learn in manual cars?
@@Mashmarriner69 Look what they learn in driving school.
I got my drivers license in germany so i had a lot of theory and practice.
My roommate had to do hers again in the us and she said the instructor on her last drive was a worse driver than her.
I know that does not go for everybody, but especially in the countryside you can't overwhelm them with too much to do.
That would end poorly.
@@Mashmarriner69 cause we are lazy asses. ;)
No one gives half a crap about driving here. Most of us are hopeless and about half of us are dangerous on the road. About 40% of people sit in the passing lane, no one checks there mirrors, and everyone is on their phones. I don’t think those people will care to learn to drive a manual, when the odds are pretty good that they may never even sit in a manual car in their life.
In the UK we do have the opinion to learn just a automatic but you have to go to a specific driving instructor and you basically have to be utter shite haha.
Then when you pass. It's against the law for you to drive anything but automatic.
@@Mashmarriner69 You meant you have option. Not opinion.
When you say “Euro-Asian Bob” it sounds like “Urination Bob”!
Cause he IS saying urination Bob, thanks to us.
RUclips caption thinks so too
@@yungkidnf Confirmation accepted!
That's what I thought he was saying lmao 😂 good ole piss on bob lol 😂
Because, with this stunt, in OZ he’d be described as ‘aving a pisser
The car ninja and wizard finally in one video, this is like a crossover I never thought would happen!
Well they did that a while back when they did their super car road trip.
This was almost like a tiny Car Trek (about 30 miles!)
And they were both on the Wizards boat
@@spaceghost5026 Which turned out to be hoovies boat.
@@josema6694 wizard has a boat now too
Ninjas like a kid on Christmas morning that didn’t get his PS5 instead got a Nintendo Wii
His brother got the PS5
@@ihatewillem6575 and he got a Barbie
@@ihatewillem6575 he got ps5 then his brother take it and his parent make them switch
Awww...Weezard has a huge heart, The fact that he wants to give it away to someone in need makes me want to cry. Good on you wizard
This was a surreal experience. I remember watching Hoovie Christmas Specials in the past and thinking “That would be so cool to be a part of” and this year I got to be in it! Thank you Tyler, this was an unforgettable experience. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁
Also, sorry Ninja for stealing the BMW....
Elliot clearly won the fashion segment with the cat Christmas sweater.
No worries buddy. I know you liked that so we'll try to make it as perfect as possible
I doubt that. You and Tyler just wanted to see the Ninja drive an American car. Even if it was only once! Good job!
Where did you get that sweater? I know several people who want one!
It's a BMW... Of course someone's going to get cut-throat over it. 🤷♂️ Great cars, and Ninja can always pick up another one
You gotta know that Hoovie is a great guy when you look at his friends. They're all the kind of guys that you'd like to be friends with. Really nice Christmas video Tyler.
Poor Jonny, everyone keeps stealing his car.
Hoovie, having you as a friend is one of the best gifts. You rock man!
he ended up owning 3 of the 5 cars and never paid a cent.
I was hoping he'd steal the BMW back!
@@batsonelectronics and he owned two of them for all of a minute each
When they first took off and started describing the cars, it really took me
back to the good old days of a Top Gear special
I am buying a car for someone as a late Christmas present. Can't get it till January. But they know what it is. This is wonderful, man. You are a swell guy.
Hoovie you violated a golden rule you should be embarrassed. "If the Van's a rocking, don't come a knocking" and yet you went knocking that's just not cool
😂😂😂😂
On the other hand, Wizard was ready in 7 seconds sharp. Not 5 minutes!
if the van's a rocking, get the child rape a stoppin.
Or is it just the panel vans with no windows in the back?
@@zloychechen5150 Nah that's white panel vans 😂
On another note, that van is pretty freakin cool, the blue with step side is classic. Chris Farley would approve.
He has become so addicted to buying hoopties, that he's resorted to participating in his own secret santa to "give a car to himself" 🤣
Don't you see this is a ploy to give away 4 Hoopties so he can buy another 8 to replace them?
I think JR was meant to be the 5th.
@@Lostinthestarfissure - Who's JR?
@@FlyingTigersKMT John Ross from the channel watch JRgo
" Hooptie Oprah". You get a hooptie, you get a hooptie, you all get hoopties.
The Ninja
Down in Hoovieville
Liked the BMW a lot
But The Grinch
Who wore an ugly green sweater
Stole it and said, "NOT!"
Underrated comment!
Hahahhhhahhah!!!!!
The best time of year to be friends with a RUclipsr: when tax season is coming up
Was thinking the same thing, 😆.
Can someone explain for someone who is not into the american tax system?😅
@@superfly3628 because youtube is a business operation for Hoovie, the expense of these cars is treated as business costs, thereby reducing the amount of earnings that are taxable. There may also be some further tax reductions due to charitable donations, depending on specifics
@@superfly3628 It's not an American thing, it's a common business thing. Basically if you have a lot of profit at the end of the year it's beneficial to buy stuff before the new fiscal year, ie lower your profit because you have had more expenses. By doing this you lower your taxes since you pay tax on profit. It's a bit simplified, but this is how it works basically.
@@Faceplantspannkaka I see! That makes sense, thanks for the clarification!
Stealing that second car from Ninja was a Grinch move...
The car wizard is the clear winner with that giant Econoline van.
I would drive it!
Ay up when the Van's rockin don't come knockin!
Being honest though if all these cars were in brand-new condition, the 2003 park avenue would be the winner.
@@statementleaver8095 😆😆😆 ROFL'd at that point!
"I didn't know your name's Alex." 😉😂
@@HiroNguy I never knew the Wizards were into Dogging lol
"You get a hooptie, and you get a hooptie, everyone gets a hooptie!!"
"Oprah of hoopties" lol.
“There is no BMW with seats like that”
Ninja: “Not yet”
He means not anymore
Technically Rolls Royce is owned by BMW so yes
I can tell you my E90s are SO not like that lol
Ninja so polite didn’t want to upset Weeezard by diagnosing a car in his shop !
Car mechanics are territorial animals and are known to attack when their space is invaded.
@@drunkenhobo8020 Actually quite the opposite if we have no love for the car ,then anyone who wants to fix it , we gladly let them do it . Some cars are so bad that we know it will keep coming back for another failure . We just don't want to be know as they guy who didn't fix it right the first time . Epically when it comes to high mile cars . I have had the same car in for 6 months in a row (BMW) every time it leaves it comes back with another unrelated problem and trying to explain that it is a unrelated problem gets tiring . Or when you tell a customer while we are this deep into this we might as well do this, the customer always thinks your trying to up sell them, when your trying to save them money. I have had to fire customers over these types of things and that sucks, because It's not my fault, the engineer built such a POS with stupid stuff like bio degradable wiring harness or rod bearings made of tissue paper and they failed . After you spent xxx fixing the xxx and now it's going to cost xxxxxxxxxx . I try to tell people let it die but they just love the car so much or just need it to last another month or 2 until they can buy another car , the next year still driving the same car complain about the bill.for a new tie rod end when it came in for a oil change and was about to fall off so I had to change it for your safety and my Piece of mind.
@@pkuudsk9927 I drive a 1990 Volvo 240DL with 600,000 km on the clock. I will always fix the car. First, it was Ma's 60th birthday present to herself, and her last car. The next reason is that I love driving it. The third, possibly most important reason, is that I have been told never to have a car with an airbag for health reasons, and being a very early production 1990, Arthur is the newest car in Canada without an airbag.
@@michaeltutty1540 What's the health reason for not having an airbag?
@@user-rc2ko6vi2w the unbreathable smoke that fills the cabin immediately, followed by your lungs. Also, the shrapnel that comes out of newer Takata POS airbags. Additionally, the burn marks that are on your arms touching the steering wheel when the airbag suddenly inflates. Additionally, if you are wearing your seat belt properly, the airbag does nothing for you unless you are in a total POS that crumbles in on itself or impacting at an insane speed where you might be better off dead anyway. I guess maybe your face might be recognizable. Front airbags are insanely stupid garbage. Try one out and you'll know instantly why.
2:16 "my friend urination bob" hahaha
The same happened in an older vid
11:18 too
29:18
lol. He really does butcher his name.
That's not what he is saying?
Great idea Hoovie! Give MORE cars to people that don’t NEED anymore cars. It worked better when you have cars and money away to strangers.
"my friend urination bob?" Is this a Kansas accent thing?
Kinda ig 😂
I think it's more in reference to his last video with Euroasian Bobwhere the auto subtitles put in urination Bob
@@timgaynor5377 geez I thought my accent was funny!
yup was about to comment on that
Euro Asian Bob
Hoovie not being upside down on five seperate hoopties at once.
It's a friggin' 2020 miracle y'all
"I'm not doing this to be nice" He's doing it for youtube rev lmao.
Ninja looks like a 6-year-old who, opening his presents, discovers Santa brought him five pounds of broccoli...
That Buick Park Avenue Ultra in Maroon is absolutely Beautiful!
If any of you gentleman are seeking to donate any of those to a needy household that could really make use and help out amidst this pandemic. Currently, we own a 06 Rav4 2.4 with 310,000mi. The shocks all round are shot, so it looks like we are riding around on hydraulics full time with all the constant bouncing with no rebound. The battery died 2 months ago, so replaced then a week later the alternator died. So again replaced that with one from a used car part lot. Then the check engine light came on and is indicating that the catalytic converter is causing high exhaust pressure, though it was running a little sluggish it worked...... Until.... now just yesterday when trying to take the Mrs to bring her ID and paperwork into her new job, the car now refuses to crank. Checked the relays, checked continuity all the way to the starter all seems okay. However when trying to give the starter a whack, I very slightly moved one of the coolant hoses and caused the very brittle heater hose to the engine block to the water pump "T" connector, to break and lose most of the coolant. So I replaced the T adaptor in hopes beating on the starter motor would work.... low and behold, it did, only a couple times and now the car just refuses to crank. We honestly, just don't have the money to keep pouring into this car anymore. We both were managers at the same restaurant (OldCountry/hometown buffet - now all stores equipment now being auctioned off) We both were furloughed in March for 7 months, then our Restaurant opened for a mere 3 weeks just to be told corporate have decided to furlough us again for 2 weeks so they can come us with a better strategy to increase business. That was 2 months ago.... We both found out through the grape vine about the auction, our employer, still hasn't informed us they will be letting us go and no one answers the phone at corporate to answer our questions. Even though their intentions are quite obvious. Luckily tho, since we learned of our now permanent job loss we both luckily landed new jobs and will both be starting in the next week. The problem is, we only have the one vehicle and that has ultimately cost us more problems than its likely worth at the moment and we just don't have the funds to get the issues the car has and also the cost to get the thing properly safe again like some brakes that don't shudder due to warped rotors, the suspension that causes the tires to literally bounce 3-4 times when hitting small imperfections in the road surface. Needless to mention, the timing belt is probably way overdue by now, too. Honestly I could keep going on and on. Oh and water heater almost burned down our apartment too when the tank leaked onto the lower heater thermostat wiring and caused a smoldering short circuit. So we have that too, to deal with.
I don't know if any of you will read this, but I love your vids, don't comment much at all (not my usual style) but today I saw this and could really use a secret Santa this year, even if it is just a sub 1000$ vehicle. Doesn't matter the color, the transmission, the age or style. Just so long as its got more life left in it than our current vehicle. I'd be happy to furnish any proof of the hardship we've been going thru, also. But if there's someone out there that could make better use of a car than we could, help them out instead, please. I just know that if we had a more reliable car right now, I wouldn't have to worry about having to get myself and my girlfriend to our new jobs via taxi (thus causing further expense and another setback) To be honest, we don't have the liquid funds to afford 20$ rides each way ×2, 5-6 days a week until we get paid even. Omg, how my life sucks right now to think of the uphill battle we have ahead of us, never mind the rent we are going to have to somehow struggle to come up with. Shoot, I can't even get onto postmates now since our car is stationary in its current condition, which was what was helping to keep our heads barely above water. Forgive me for the longest comment ever, ever.... Either way, Happy Holidays to everyone out there reading this. I hope your struggle hasn't been any worse than ours has. And if it has, we have you in our prayers, if you need a couch to crash on, come on over. We don't have much but what we do have, if we can help anyone in anyway we do. Anyway, stay safe peoples! And please, please don't send those cars to a demolition derby, you'll straight make a grown man cry...
I really wanted Ninja to have that Lincoln Town Car. And Hoovie nice gifts for your friends, you are a man with a big heart 💞
“ Basically, I’m *Hooptie Oprah* “ 😩💀
You get a car and you get a car everyone gets a car.
Put it on a shirt, now!
Hoovie! I call dibs on the Town car. We are retired and love older Town cars and would be willing to drive from Indianapolis to wherever you are to pick it up. I would offer to reimburse you for everything you have invested in the car plus a little something extra.
"Urination Bob" coming through in the clutch.
Lol
I heard the same and came to the comments to check 🤣
Glad I wasn't the only one who heard that lol...
lol.
Crutch!
😂 Jake was pondering the whole way to the wizards how he could get that Ultra out of this 😂
And ninja was trying to figure out how quickly he could dump it.
"Urination Bob" Just confirmed your Golden shower of Profits!
"I'm Hooptie-Opra." - this is pure gold. Thanks a lot for doing what you do, Tyler Hoover!
Doug: waves arms frantically while telling you about cars & bids
Hoovie: *does whatever that thing at **0:27** was*
ruclips.net/video/U6MG0D_-21U/видео.html
That’s the Elaine Benes patented dance kick
LMa0o
Loved this episode. Reminded me of the old top gear old used car challenges with Clarkson, Hammond and May.
Finally the Wizard / Ninja collab we all waited for
"I smell antifreeze, Ninja."
It's a Ford. Of course you smell antifreeze.
This was unbelievable fun to watch. Who would have thought that Wichita had such a chill group of car RUclipsrs?
Who was more unenthusiastic: Ninja with this Buick or Tyler’s wife with the BMW convertible?
Tyler: Have you ever owned a Towncar??
Ninja: *Wincing*...I've never owned an AMERICAN car.
He might finally understand what a reliable car is😉😂
@@terminal_veloster986 no one puts American and reliable in the same sentence lol. I guess besides those boats.
@@AM-uu2ho and the pickups!¡!¡
…and he still won’t!
@@terminal_veloster986 None of the cars were Japanese.
26:20 Wizard: "Looks like the heater hose over here is spraying - it's leaking"
Hoovie: "Oh no..."
Ninja: "Oh yeah"
The look on Ninjas face when he sat in the park avenue! LoL
"Urination Bob, pissing car sales excellence since 1992."
I honestly think the van is the best for comfort storage and hauling also travelling van hands down nice deep dish wheels or old dish gmc truck wheels and any nice wrap over the paint an light nnice legal tints witt bumper bar side steps and tow bar with spot lights 4 them on bumper bar not on roof thats my opinion and wat id do with it
I love the flex with the Murci and the Merc on either side of the gifts!
And that warehouse. Hoovie's new man cave?
Car “I trust your judgment” Ninja.
He is a great person!
That hangar is GORGEOUS.
Also - the black ice air freshener in the focus sealed the deal. Rich Rebuild approved.
The vans a rocking ..
wizard is taking off her stocking..
I absolutely love Statler and Waldorf up there on the balcony laughing at us. Dohohohohohoh.
Thanks a ton Hoovie and Ninja! This Buick will be happy it met me.
Enjoy it buddy.
@@johnnykaraj6115 I need a $1,000 Hooptie for a daily driver, but the transporter fee from KS to Detroit is gonna kill my budget. Road salt eats the cars up here.
@@johnnykaraj6115 you know I will :)
I'm working on my routine now....
Ninja: "I trust your judgment"
“My friend Urination Bob”
that's what I heard too
Lol...you beat me to it
euroasian bob.
Better not give him the upholstery job...
Oh shit! He *wasn't* saying that?!? Lol
Alternative title: Hoovie "gifts" repair problems to his "friends"
Lmao
They could sell them for a 1.5k to 2k for a quick sale. I would call that a good gift. Plus it's a video idea not a real Christmas present .
The gift that keeps on giving and giving,, sadly headaches and misery.
69th like, NOICE
My parents had an Ultra , just like that, loved it. Especially the supercharger, they had 4 of them. Much better than the v8 Lucernes
11:30 That face the ninja made.... priceless! 🤣
Ninja deserves to have a RUclips channel someday.
He has one Velocity Garage its linked in the pinned comment
Oh my gosh. This show is so much better than anything on TV. I think Hoovie is a solid stand up guy.
Nobody at all:
Wizard: “Just 5 more minutes!”
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
wonder what he was doing there haha
When the van is rocking, dont forget the nocking!
Always check the suspension!
"This car is good to go" (Car Wizard)
Can we just get a God Bless to The Wizard and Car Ninja for immediately thinking about paying the vehicles forward. We all know how great these guys are!!
This was a fun watch. Somehow that Van is just a perfect fit for Wizard. It looks like it was made for him.
I expected some dramatic music when Wizard said, “I smell antifreeze Ninja!” Like a buddy cop show.
"Euro Nation Bob" will be pleased to know that, in addition to all of us, even RUclips's auto-generated subtitle system thinks he's "urination bob".
Brian Ashe it’s euro-Asian. It’s the name of his shop that fixes European and Asian cars.
Isnt hoovie saying Urination-Bob? Could have fooled me! 😂 🤦🏼♂️
@@CadgerChristmasLightShow Yeah, I eventually found that out after watching several more videos, and that Hoovie *was* being deliberate in his pronunciation. :-)
That poor guy got 2 cars stolen from him in the game
The next day: wakes up and his car is gone again
i don't understand it either...
"Yours is much larger." Lol at the flashlight talk. These guys have good chemistry.
Not nice to talk about his girth that way. 🤭
"When that Van's a Rockin, Don't come a Knockin!"
Would have been funny to see Wizard and Mrs. Wizard exiting the van!
I love the Carwizard. Such a genuine guy. He's gifted a nice van and immediatley thinks of helping someone else.
Hoovie wrapped an entire van and I can't even wrap a small box.
He wrapped that first. Then used car covers for the others.
his wife for sure wrapped the cars. no man can wrap a christmas gift right.
Same with me lol.
Gift bags are the heroes of the holiday season
pathetic less comments more time practicing wrapping GRASSHOPPER
💯♥️
Hoovies should do a video like this every 6 months. I always come back to this video every now and then. Cool video and everyone made an appearance in it
Nice to see the whole Gang on one episode. Your friends seem Fun. God Bless
The “Broke My Wallet” BMW naturally tops out the repair estimates for all five hoopties.
Wow ! I would have been happy with any of those cars !!! 🔥 thats awesome of you to give your friends pretty cool gifts. Merry Christmas everybody !
I really dig the spirit of this channel. Such a friendly and positive place. :)
I love ninjas face when he gets into the last car lol. It's like when your parents force you into a car U don't want lol
This was one of your best ideas (and videos) in a while, Tyler. Well done!!
Tyler, thank you for a year of smiles, laughs and a few cringes, even tears at your memories of your grandmother!
Merry Christmas to you and those you love! Cheers from Canada
Ninja: "I've never had an *American* car..."
Hoovie & Wizard: well then you are probably going to be mighty pleased with Thissss....
I don't know why I got so much joy in hearing them talk good things about the focus, after my last car blew up I just got a similar year focus for $2k with only 23k miles. (due to covid and SOS not being open it's been sitting at my parents) but it's great to hear people talk nice about my "shit box"
“How hot are we talking”
“Warm” lol
Car Ninja : “I trust your judgement “🗿
Would take the Lincoln. Best value. Focus for a student. Van for a family outing
He’s intentionally saying “urination Bob.” Lol
For sure!
Tyler said "urination bob" too funny
Seems appropriate given this collection of Hoopties...
Awesome Video. Merry Christmas, Hoovie... Thanks for the great content. -Dave (Australia)
Seeing the Wizard & Ninja combine their powers on inspections makes me feel all warm and fuzzy this Christmas.
Great episode. Enjoyed the concept and execution. Merry Christmas! As Always, May God Bless you and yours!
"I'm Hooptie Oprah" - Hoovie's best line in 2020
That's an impressive tax write-off video before the end of 2020 ahahah LET'S GOO
...shh...all the kids watching just think this is charity...
@@dericanslum1696 Do you understand how tax write offs work?? He doesn't save a penny vs if he bought these cars
FUQQ DEM KIDS
He needs to write off the warehouse for using it in the video
This guy can write off his hair gel and underwear. Anything that’s used in the scope of business. Why else would he film at home? Lol