Giving Away $165,000 Worth Of Luxury Cars (That I Bought For Less Than $1000 Each)

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  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  4 года назад +423

    Follow some of the finest RUclipsrs in Wichita, Kansas to discover what happens to the cars!
    100 Percent Jake: ruclips.net/channel/UChyr2uB_yFw-NRetnKGCsYw
    Car Wizard: ruclips.net/user/OmegaAutoService
    Elliott Alvis: ruclips.net/user/greatrace53
    Velocity Garage: ruclips.net/channel/UCtEVJt0r0akdubSmLZhqf7A

    • @wilbur6089
      @wilbur6089 4 года назад +5

      Bababooey

    • @dukelamode1993
      @dukelamode1993 4 года назад

      Car?

    • @RedDemonBuilds
      @RedDemonBuilds 4 года назад +3

      i can't wait to be successful on youtube like you!

    • @crownhic6827
      @crownhic6827 4 года назад +1

      Have a Merry Christmas! You and your friends look like you have a lot of fun!

    • @vautier_
      @vautier_ 4 года назад +21

      Hahaha you can tell Ninja didn't give a shit about the rest of the secret santa after the 528 was taken from him.

  • @chrissmith135
    @chrissmith135 4 года назад +840

    "Only 115,000 miles! Almost a one owner car!" Hoovie never stopped being a used car salesman lol 😆😂

    • @Meekerextreme
      @Meekerextreme 4 года назад +18

      Well technically he might be the second owner on paper after buying it. So it's a one owner vehicle with whoever that got it being the 3rd, which in this case was him anyways so still a two owner vehicle probably.

    • @bromatoast8784
      @bromatoast8784 4 года назад +6

      He said "115? That's brand new"

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 4 года назад +4

      @@bromatoast8784 on a V8 american motor, 300k tops for cars. Trans like to go at 200k typically. Trucks and SUVs you can hit 400k or motor with propert maintenance trans, its a shot in the dark. Some will go even more.
      I miss my old 05 silverado. 200k and still ticking along. Plastics were going bad though.

  • @floridaman7
    @floridaman7 4 года назад +1777

    Ninja sounds like he is going to give that car to the first person he sees at a bus stop

    • @jesselee2529
      @jesselee2529 4 года назад +83

      I was thinking the same... LOL

    • @johnmilligan2964
      @johnmilligan2964 4 года назад +86

      I was almost expecting him to find someone to give it to on the way to the Wizards shop!

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 4 года назад +41

      @@johnmilligan2964 and show up in a cab hahahah

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 4 года назад +43

      "eurosnob" now many Euro cars handle better but if you have to drive 5000 miles nothing and I mean NOTHING beats an American Land Yacht.....

    • @anzonix
      @anzonix 4 года назад +48

      @@muskokamike127 Have you sat in a Volvo?

  • @jyearr6744
    @jyearr6744 4 года назад +525

    "Five more minutes" from Wizard is probably the funniest thing he's said on either channel 😂😂😂

    • @poplaurentiu4148
      @poplaurentiu4148 4 года назад +3

      Still though it's nice for Hoovie doing some good did's making other people happy for the next year to come.. Marry Christmas to all !!!

    • @tylern1371
      @tylern1371 4 года назад +3

      Realistically “5 more seconds”

    • @oogiemaster
      @oogiemaster 4 года назад +2

      It would have been funnier if Mrs. Wizard popped out.

    • @xpusostomos
      @xpusostomos 4 года назад +6

      If the van's a rockin, don't come a knockin.

    • @Heavenlygamer19YT
      @Heavenlygamer19YT 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @odessamiddlebrook
    @odessamiddlebrook 4 года назад +506

    The van was my father's. The poles and stuff was what he had on the top to take his canoe with him when he went camping. He loved this van! So I am so happy that it's adventures aren't over!

    • @falalogo
      @falalogo 4 года назад +10

      Wow!

    • @stevenplaskett7728
      @stevenplaskett7728 4 года назад +2

      Awesome

    • @bansheemania1692
      @bansheemania1692 4 года назад +11

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! only if Kfc gravy is allowed

    • @Marcg-b4n
      @Marcg-b4n 4 года назад

      From what state?

    • @danielsmith9500
      @danielsmith9500 4 года назад +5

      Love the van and wish i would have found it cause I’d have it polished up and me and my kids would be making memories with it

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 года назад +1996

    Ninja seems like a broken man after his treasure BMW was stolen by green sweater guy 😂😂

    • @kevinshijaku4525
      @kevinshijaku4525 4 года назад +64

      he knew where the beamer was , should of chosen another car and waited until the bmw was chosen and steal it lol

    • @malangope
      @malangope 4 года назад +54

      @@kevinshijaku4525 Well he was first to choose so if he didn't pick the bmw and nobody else chose to steal his other pick he wouldn't have got the chance to steal the bmw back.

    • @kevinshijaku4525
      @kevinshijaku4525 4 года назад +10

      @@malangope i see , I understood the game wrong!

    • @christopherdriving6425
      @christopherdriving6425 4 года назад +10

      He hated it lol

    • @williamr3840
      @williamr3840 4 года назад +23

      The Grinch that Stole Christmas!

  • @johnathankain8033
    @johnathankain8033 4 года назад +326

    Ninja and Wizard together are like a divorced parents being civil at a child's nativity play.

    • @daftnord4957
      @daftnord4957 4 года назад +5

      why would they be divorced? whats the lore between them?

    • @AdmissionGaming
      @AdmissionGaming 4 года назад +14

      @@daftnord4957 they use to be in a relationship together.

    • @syenosis
      @syenosis 4 года назад +21

      @@daftnord4957 They're just Hoovie's two mechanics so they're competitors in a relatively small city in Kansas.

    • @timford3599
      @timford3599 4 года назад +20

      @@syenosis Not really competitors since they cater to two totally different clienteles, plus they are partners in a big ole lake house for summertime recreation.

    • @FreakinPeanut
      @FreakinPeanut 3 года назад +22

      Wizard and Ninja actually exchange workshop jobs - Wizard sends him BMW's and Ninja sends him British cars.
      Wizard explains this in one of his videos, its a nice set up :)

  • @jordanciaramitaro6351
    @jordanciaramitaro6351 4 года назад +677

    “Almost a one owner car” lol that’s the most car salesman statement I’ve ever heard

    • @805NAVE
      @805NAVE 4 года назад +5

      Hahaha ikr I was like ... so it’s a two owner car ...

    • @tbah9402
      @tbah9402 4 года назад +3

      I have an almost 1 owner car got it with 1500 miles from a rental place that ordered it then a new model was released

    • @jinglemyberries866
      @jinglemyberries866 4 года назад

      @@805NAVE well if hoovie is the 2nd owner then it makes sense why he would say that

    • @VanBourner
      @VanBourner 4 года назад

      Hoovie is the second owner technically but since he barely used it it is pretty much one owner car.
      My mom drives a 5 owner fiesta but she is actually the second user/owner. It was someone else's, then mine (for a month before I gave her the car), then her, then grandpa's (for insurance - where I live only owner of the car counts for insurance and grandpa made the insurance cost like 1/4 of what my mom would pay) and now it is her again after grandpa passed away. So on papers she is the 4th owner.

    • @RivieraByBuick
      @RivieraByBuick 2 года назад

      while it sounds funny it could make sence. For instnce i got a car that was one owner from new (1995) till 2019, and then it was in hands of 4 resellers which drove it for less than 1k miles. so...

  • @VINwiki
    @VINwiki 4 года назад +1569

    The Murci sure is looking good. As requested, I will put the story of that deal together to release later this week.

    • @Jamesiscrazy12
      @Jamesiscrazy12 4 года назад

      Yo what’s up

    • @AustinBroussard
      @AustinBroussard 4 года назад +10

      Sounds good you shrewd negotiator

    • @RyanRoadReaper
      @RyanRoadReaper 4 года назад +10

      To think Ed made a lot of money selling a broken car! 🤣

    • @sunnohh
      @sunnohh 4 года назад +18

      Ed Bolean: bend over hoovie i got the cheapest lambo for you with a finders fee

    • @SoCalivin760
      @SoCalivin760 4 года назад

      It's good day

  • @FixItNick
    @FixItNick 4 года назад +808

    I thought it was “Urination Bob” haha

    • @johnnywang206
      @johnnywang206 4 года назад +48

      It’s not?

    • @AdrianNelson1507
      @AdrianNelson1507 4 года назад +38

      It definitely was 🤭

    • @noelsaw
      @noelsaw 4 года назад +27

      Not just once but at least twice.

    • @PrinsessePeach
      @PrinsessePeach 4 года назад +23

      Hoovie keeps saying that for sure! 🤣

    • @HDRoofer
      @HDRoofer 4 года назад +6

      I heard him say it twice!

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 4 года назад +320

    The Ninja was LEGIT pissed when the BMW got stolen!🤣

    • @vautier_
      @vautier_ 4 года назад +46

      Green sweater man seemed very smug too

    • @dragoljubzdravkovic1737
      @dragoljubzdravkovic1737 4 года назад +15

      I feel for him, at the end they gave him a lemon.

    • @inducedapathy1296
      @inducedapathy1296 4 года назад +18

      @@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 Nah anything Buick with the 3.8 is gold. Toss up on the Lincoln or Buick though. Buick has a heads-up display all that if I recall if optioned. I'd take either in a heartbeat.

    • @dragoljubzdravkovic1737
      @dragoljubzdravkovic1737 4 года назад +4

      @@inducedapathy1296 buick and lincoln are awsome, but he got stuck that ford focus at the end. and its and european car even thou its a ford.

    • @inducedapathy1296
      @inducedapathy1296 4 года назад +3

      @@dragoljubzdravkovic1737 True. The focus was likely my last pick.

  • @silentwookie1
    @silentwookie1 4 года назад +833

    When you say “Euro-Asian Bob” it sounds like “Urination Bob”!

    • @yungkidnf
      @yungkidnf 4 года назад +84

      Cause he IS saying urination Bob, thanks to us.

    • @2013hwcamaro
      @2013hwcamaro 4 года назад +14

      RUclips caption thinks so too

    • @silentwookie1
      @silentwookie1 4 года назад +5

      @@yungkidnf Confirmation accepted!

    • @hookyjo72
      @hookyjo72 4 года назад +14

      That's what I thought he was saying lmao 😂 good ole piss on bob lol 😂

    • @LukeEdward
      @LukeEdward 4 года назад +5

      Because, with this stunt, in OZ he’d be described as ‘aving a pisser

  • @biggranny000
    @biggranny000 4 года назад +106

    I had a 2005 Ford Focus ZX3 S with 19,000 miles last year (with the stick shift), that car was fun and it was super light, surprisingly roomy too. That was the first car I had with a manual and so I learned it on it too. Put another 12,000 miles on it before I sold it.

    • @Mashmarriner69
      @Mashmarriner69 4 года назад +5

      I don't understand why in America you don't learn in manual cars?

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 4 года назад +6

      @@Mashmarriner69 Look what they learn in driving school.
      I got my drivers license in germany so i had a lot of theory and practice.
      My roommate had to do hers again in the us and she said the instructor on her last drive was a worse driver than her.
      I know that does not go for everybody, but especially in the countryside you can't overwhelm them with too much to do.
      That would end poorly.

    • @ALittleBitOfGay
      @ALittleBitOfGay 4 года назад +10

      @@Mashmarriner69 cause we are lazy asses. ;)
      No one gives half a crap about driving here. Most of us are hopeless and about half of us are dangerous on the road. About 40% of people sit in the passing lane, no one checks there mirrors, and everyone is on their phones. I don’t think those people will care to learn to drive a manual, when the odds are pretty good that they may never even sit in a manual car in their life.

    • @Mashmarriner69
      @Mashmarriner69 4 года назад +3

      In the UK we do have the opinion to learn just a automatic but you have to go to a specific driving instructor and you basically have to be utter shite haha.
      Then when you pass. It's against the law for you to drive anything but automatic.

    • @uzivatel56
      @uzivatel56 4 года назад +2

      @@Mashmarriner69 You meant you have option. Not opinion.

  • @elijahnelson3185
    @elijahnelson3185 4 года назад +206

    The ninja is trying so hard to be nice. I’ve been in this secret Santa situation.

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment 4 года назад +16

      It was a d\ik move to steal it. Growing up with German cars everywhere in Europe why would he like America cars?

    • @patricktan6524
      @patricktan6524 4 года назад +3

      @Boy George ikr i felt so bad when he got it stolen ;-;

    • @patricktan6524
      @patricktan6524 4 года назад +2

      @@itisjustacomment i felt so bad

  • @dave11686
    @dave11686 4 года назад +88

    Awww...Weezard has a huge heart, The fact that he wants to give it away to someone in need makes me want to cry. Good on you wizard

  • @Mio-Vita
    @Mio-Vita 4 года назад +134

    Ninjas like a kid on Christmas morning that didn’t get his PS5 instead got a Nintendo Wii

    • @ihatewillem6575
      @ihatewillem6575 4 года назад +8

      His brother got the PS5

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 3 года назад

      @@ihatewillem6575 and he got a Barbie

    • @imdyinginside1919
      @imdyinginside1919 3 года назад

      @@ihatewillem6575 he got ps5 then his brother take it and his parent make them switch

  • @lisafan6365
    @lisafan6365 4 года назад +237

    He has become so addicted to buying hoopties, that he's resorted to participating in his own secret santa to "give a car to himself" 🤣

    • @FlyingTigersKMT
      @FlyingTigersKMT 4 года назад +4

      Don't you see this is a ploy to give away 4 Hoopties so he can buy another 8 to replace them?

    • @Lostinthestarfissure
      @Lostinthestarfissure 4 года назад

      I think JR was meant to be the 5th.

    • @FlyingTigersKMT
      @FlyingTigersKMT 4 года назад

      @@Lostinthestarfissure - Who's JR?

    • @Lostinthestarfissure
      @Lostinthestarfissure 4 года назад

      @@FlyingTigersKMT John Ross from the channel watch JRgo

  • @cluelessbeekeeping1322
    @cluelessbeekeeping1322 4 года назад +148

    Poor Jonny, everyone keeps stealing his car.
    Hoovie, having you as a friend is one of the best gifts. You rock man!

    • @batsonelectronics
      @batsonelectronics 4 года назад +1

      he ended up owning 3 of the 5 cars and never paid a cent.

    • @CosRacecar
      @CosRacecar 4 года назад +2

      I was hoping he'd steal the BMW back!

    • @Jaymac720
      @Jaymac720 4 года назад

      @@batsonelectronics and he owned two of them for all of a minute each

  • @timford3599
    @timford3599 4 года назад +17

    You gotta know that Hoovie is a great guy when you look at his friends. They're all the kind of guys that you'd like to be friends with. Really nice Christmas video Tyler.

  • @vincedude001
    @vincedude001 4 года назад +64

    When they first took off and started describing the cars, it really took me
    back to the good old days of a Top Gear special

  • @joshuad1716
    @joshuad1716 4 года назад +531

    The best time of year to be friends with a RUclipsr: when tax season is coming up

    • @lampertl
      @lampertl 4 года назад +4

      Was thinking the same thing, 😆.

    • @superfly3628
      @superfly3628 4 года назад +2

      Can someone explain for someone who is not into the american tax system?😅

    • @scottbradentx
      @scottbradentx 4 года назад +10

      @@superfly3628 because youtube is a business operation for Hoovie, the expense of these cars is treated as business costs, thereby reducing the amount of earnings that are taxable. There may also be some further tax reductions due to charitable donations, depending on specifics

    • @Faceplantspannkaka
      @Faceplantspannkaka 4 года назад +8

      @@superfly3628 It's not an American thing, it's a common business thing. Basically if you have a lot of profit at the end of the year it's beneficial to buy stuff before the new fiscal year, ie lower your profit because you have had more expenses. By doing this you lower your taxes since you pay tax on profit. It's a bit simplified, but this is how it works basically.

    • @superfly3628
      @superfly3628 4 года назад

      @@Faceplantspannkaka I see! That makes sense, thanks for the clarification!

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow5527 4 года назад +187

    “There is no BMW with seats like that”
    Ninja: “Not yet”
    He means not anymore

    • @matts22071
      @matts22071 4 года назад +12

      Technically Rolls Royce is owned by BMW so yes

    • @michaellong2661
      @michaellong2661 4 года назад +3

      I can tell you my E90s are SO not like that lol

  • @moeelmasry2331
    @moeelmasry2331 4 года назад +197

    The car ninja and wizard finally in one video, this is like a crossover I never thought would happen!

    • @PennsyPappas
      @PennsyPappas 4 года назад +45

      Well they did that a while back when they did their super car road trip.

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 4 года назад +11

      This was almost like a tiny Car Trek (about 30 miles!)

    • @spaceghost5026
      @spaceghost5026 4 года назад +9

      And they were both on the Wizards boat

    • @josema6694
      @josema6694 4 года назад +3

      @@spaceghost5026 Which turned out to be hoovies boat.

    • @vojvoda-draza
      @vojvoda-draza 4 года назад +3

      @@josema6694 wizard has a boat now too

  • @ElliottAlvis
    @ElliottAlvis 4 года назад +147

    This was a surreal experience. I remember watching Hoovie Christmas Specials in the past and thinking “That would be so cool to be a part of” and this year I got to be in it! Thank you Tyler, this was an unforgettable experience. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁
    Also, sorry Ninja for stealing the BMW....

    • @sftny9881
      @sftny9881 4 года назад +9

      Elliot clearly won the fashion segment with the cat Christmas sweater.

    • @johnnykaraj6115
      @johnnykaraj6115 4 года назад +18

      No worries buddy. I know you liked that so we'll try to make it as perfect as possible

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 4 года назад +3

      I doubt that. You and Tyler just wanted to see the Ninja drive an American car. Even if it was only once! Good job!

    • @nathanielcrenshaw187
      @nathanielcrenshaw187 4 года назад +1

      Where did you get that sweater? I know several people who want one!

    • @Karl_Kampfwagen
      @Karl_Kampfwagen 4 года назад +2

      It's a BMW... Of course someone's going to get cut-throat over it. 🤷‍♂️ Great cars, and Ninja can always pick up another one

  • @TheUnsureFox
    @TheUnsureFox 4 года назад +7

    I am buying a car for someone as a late Christmas present. Can't get it till January. But they know what it is. This is wonderful, man. You are a swell guy.

  • @fryreartechnology7611
    @fryreartechnology7611 4 года назад +170

    The car wizard is the clear winner with that giant Econoline van.

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 4 года назад +6

      I would drive it!

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 4 года назад +5

      Ay up when the Van's rockin don't come knockin!

    • @clownjubilee1909
      @clownjubilee1909 4 года назад +7

      Being honest though if all these cars were in brand-new condition, the 2003 park avenue would be the winner.

    • @HiroNguy
      @HiroNguy 4 года назад +1

      @@statementleaver8095 😆😆😆 ROFL'd at that point!
      "I didn't know your name's Alex." 😉😂

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 4 года назад +1

      @@HiroNguy I never knew the Wizards were into Dogging lol

  • @newnight79
    @newnight79 4 года назад +50

    Ninja looks like a 6-year-old who, opening his presents, discovers Santa brought him five pounds of broccoli...

  • @ThaBaSics
    @ThaBaSics 4 года назад +38

    Stealing that second car from Ninja was a Grinch move...

  • @brentirby2312
    @brentirby2312 4 года назад +184

    "You get a hooptie, and you get a hooptie, everyone gets a hooptie!!"

    • @newsgetsold
      @newsgetsold 4 года назад +3

      "Oprah of hoopties" lol.

  • @TheJeracuda
    @TheJeracuda 4 года назад +183

    Hoovie you violated a golden rule you should be embarrassed. "If the Van's a rocking, don't come a knocking" and yet you went knocking that's just not cool

    • @jeffengstrom1536
      @jeffengstrom1536 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Sool101
      @Sool101 4 года назад +3

      On the other hand, Wizard was ready in 7 seconds sharp. Not 5 minutes!

    • @zloychechen5150
      @zloychechen5150 4 года назад +6

      if the van's a rocking, get the child rape a stoppin.
      Or is it just the panel vans with no windows in the back?

    • @tylerhatfield2351
      @tylerhatfield2351 4 года назад +4

      @@zloychechen5150 Nah that's white panel vans 😂

    • @EncrypticMethods
      @EncrypticMethods 4 года назад +1

      On another note, that van is pretty freakin cool, the blue with step side is classic. Chris Farley would approve.

  • @wisdomntshalintshali3296
    @wisdomntshalintshali3296 4 года назад +38

    " Hooptie Oprah". You get a hooptie, you get a hooptie, you all get hoopties.

  • @abboudab6794
    @abboudab6794 4 года назад +101

    Ninja so polite didn’t want to upset Weeezard by diagnosing a car in his shop !

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 4 года назад +26

      Car mechanics are territorial animals and are known to attack when their space is invaded.

    • @pkuudsk9927
      @pkuudsk9927 4 года назад +7

      @@drunkenhobo8020 Actually quite the opposite if we have no love for the car ,then anyone who wants to fix it , we gladly let them do it . Some cars are so bad that we know it will keep coming back for another failure . We just don't want to be know as they guy who didn't fix it right the first time . Epically when it comes to high mile cars . I have had the same car in for 6 months in a row (BMW) every time it leaves it comes back with another unrelated problem and trying to explain that it is a unrelated problem gets tiring . Or when you tell a customer while we are this deep into this we might as well do this, the customer always thinks your trying to up sell them, when your trying to save them money. I have had to fire customers over these types of things and that sucks, because It's not my fault, the engineer built such a POS with stupid stuff like bio degradable wiring harness or rod bearings made of tissue paper and they failed . After you spent xxx fixing the xxx and now it's going to cost xxxxxxxxxx . I try to tell people let it die but they just love the car so much or just need it to last another month or 2 until they can buy another car , the next year still driving the same car complain about the bill.for a new tie rod end when it came in for a oil change and was about to fall off so I had to change it for your safety and my Piece of mind.

    • @michaeltutty1540
      @michaeltutty1540 4 года назад +2

      @@pkuudsk9927 I drive a 1990 Volvo 240DL with 600,000 km on the clock. I will always fix the car. First, it was Ma's 60th birthday present to herself, and her last car. The next reason is that I love driving it. The third, possibly most important reason, is that I have been told never to have a car with an airbag for health reasons, and being a very early production 1990, Arthur is the newest car in Canada without an airbag.

    • @user-rc2ko6vi2w
      @user-rc2ko6vi2w 4 года назад +1

      @@michaeltutty1540 What's the health reason for not having an airbag?

    • @pervertedspeed164
      @pervertedspeed164 4 года назад +1

      @@user-rc2ko6vi2w the unbreathable smoke that fills the cabin immediately, followed by your lungs. Also, the shrapnel that comes out of newer Takata POS airbags. Additionally, the burn marks that are on your arms touching the steering wheel when the airbag suddenly inflates. Additionally, if you are wearing your seat belt properly, the airbag does nothing for you unless you are in a total POS that crumbles in on itself or impacting at an insane speed where you might be better off dead anyway. I guess maybe your face might be recognizable. Front airbags are insanely stupid garbage. Try one out and you'll know instantly why.

  • @tonyvigilante9468
    @tonyvigilante9468 4 года назад +388

    2:16 "my friend urination bob" hahaha

    • @carguy7884
      @carguy7884 4 года назад +3

      The same happened in an older vid

    • @carguy7884
      @carguy7884 4 года назад +5

      11:18 too

    • @carguy7884
      @carguy7884 4 года назад +2

      29:18

    • @kylehansen2122
      @kylehansen2122 4 года назад +4

      lol. He really does butcher his name.

    • @rhill109
      @rhill109 4 года назад +1

      That's not what he is saying?

  • @Gr0t0tter
    @Gr0t0tter 4 года назад +5

    26:20 Wizard: "Looks like the heater hose over here is spraying - it's leaking"
    Hoovie: "Oh no..."
    Ninja: "Oh yeah"

  • @matt_hayward
    @matt_hayward 4 года назад +378

    "my friend urination bob?" Is this a Kansas accent thing?

    • @timgaynor5377
      @timgaynor5377 4 года назад +6

      Kinda ig 😂

    • @1Legofilms
      @1Legofilms 4 года назад +47

      I think it's more in reference to his last video with Euroasian Bobwhere the auto subtitles put in urination Bob

    • @matt_hayward
      @matt_hayward 4 года назад +1

      @@timgaynor5377 geez I thought my accent was funny!

    • @schwagnum
      @schwagnum 4 года назад

      yup was about to comment on that

    • @powcar91
      @powcar91 4 года назад +2

      Euro Asian Bob

  • @Kettletrigger
    @Kettletrigger 4 года назад +65

    The Ninja
    Down in Hoovieville
    Liked the BMW a lot
    But The Grinch
    Who wore an ugly green sweater
    Stole it and said, "NOT!"

  • @tws46b58
    @tws46b58 4 года назад +2

    This was unbelievable fun to watch. Who would have thought that Wichita had such a chill group of car RUclipsrs?

  • @Karl_Kampfwagen
    @Karl_Kampfwagen 4 года назад +213

    Alternative title: Hoovie "gifts" repair problems to his "friends"
    Lmao

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment 4 года назад +10

      They could sell them for a 1.5k to 2k for a quick sale. I would call that a good gift. Plus it's a video idea not a real Christmas present .

    • @CarlyG18
      @CarlyG18 4 года назад +3

      The gift that keeps on giving and giving,, sadly headaches and misery.

    • @Cubetuber
      @Cubetuber 4 года назад +1

      69th like, NOICE

  • @slartbarg
    @slartbarg 4 года назад +57

    Hoovie not being upside down on five seperate hoopties at once.
    It's a friggin' 2020 miracle y'all

  • @michaelblankley5399
    @michaelblankley5399 4 года назад +11

    "Urination Bob" Just confirmed your Golden shower of Profits!

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 4 года назад +122

    “ Basically, I’m *Hooptie Oprah* “ 😩💀

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 года назад +1

      You get a car and you get a car everyone gets a car.

    • @EuroTrashLife
      @EuroTrashLife 4 года назад

      Put it on a shirt, now!

  • @ReinhardScheibe
    @ReinhardScheibe 4 года назад +16

    "I'm Hooptie-Opra." - this is pure gold. Thanks a lot for doing what you do, Tyler Hoover!

  • @datdamndavisboy
    @datdamndavisboy 4 года назад +1

    Great idea Hoovie! Give MORE cars to people that don’t NEED anymore cars. It worked better when you have cars and money away to strangers.

  • @jam2559
    @jam2559 4 года назад +119

    Tyler: Have you ever owned a Towncar??
    Ninja: *Wincing*...I've never owned an AMERICAN car.

    • @terminal_veloster986
      @terminal_veloster986 4 года назад +1

      He might finally understand what a reliable car is😉😂

    • @AM-uu2ho
      @AM-uu2ho 4 года назад +12

      @@terminal_veloster986 no one puts American and reliable in the same sentence lol. I guess besides those boats.

    • @e90baby
      @e90baby 4 года назад

      @@AM-uu2ho and the pickups!¡!¡

    • @JamesDavidWalley
      @JamesDavidWalley 4 года назад

      …and he still won’t!

    • @LigerSupremacy
      @LigerSupremacy 4 года назад

      @@terminal_veloster986 None of the cars were Japanese.

  • @Halarue
    @Halarue 4 года назад +24

    Finally the Wizard / Ninja collab we all waited for

  • @aberj
    @aberj 4 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh. This show is so much better than anything on TV. I think Hoovie is a solid stand up guy.

  • @LostInSpice
    @LostInSpice 4 года назад +69

    "I smell antifreeze, Ninja."
    It's a Ford. Of course you smell antifreeze.

  • @brucelee9941
    @brucelee9941 4 года назад +20

    That Buick Park Avenue Ultra in Maroon is absolutely Beautiful!

  • @jacockistitsworth9392
    @jacockistitsworth9392 4 года назад +32

    "I'm not doing this to be nice" He's doing it for youtube rev lmao.

  • @loggerhead837
    @loggerhead837 4 года назад +56

    Doug: waves arms frantically while telling you about cars & bids
    Hoovie: *does whatever that thing at **0:27** was*

  • @mrhvids4461
    @mrhvids4461 4 года назад +73

    Who was more unenthusiastic: Ninja with this Buick or Tyler’s wife with the BMW convertible?

  • @MKT_ADJ
    @MKT_ADJ 4 года назад +1

    That hangar is GORGEOUS.
    Also - the black ice air freshener in the focus sealed the deal. Rich Rebuild approved.

  • @Bayfire-ki9du
    @Bayfire-ki9du 4 года назад +230

    Hoovie wrapped an entire van and I can't even wrap a small box.

    • @geepuller1
      @geepuller1 4 года назад +2

      He wrapped that first. Then used car covers for the others.

    • @jopanel
      @jopanel 4 года назад +10

      his wife for sure wrapped the cars. no man can wrap a christmas gift right.

    • @camouflagecamaro99
      @camouflagecamaro99 4 года назад +2

      Same with me lol.
      Gift bags are the heroes of the holiday season

    • @DOUBLEDEFENSE
      @DOUBLEDEFENSE 4 года назад

      pathetic less comments more time practicing wrapping GRASSHOPPER

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 4 года назад

      💯♥️

  • @mjkulikow
    @mjkulikow 4 года назад +33

    Can we just get a God Bless to The Wizard and Car Ninja for immediately thinking about paying the vehicles forward. We all know how great these guys are!!

  • @brandondiericks
    @brandondiericks 4 года назад +5

    Loved this episode. Reminded me of the old top gear old used car challenges with Clarkson, Hammond and May.

  • @sootmann
    @sootmann 4 года назад +168

    "Euro Nation Bob" will be pleased to know that, in addition to all of us, even RUclips's auto-generated subtitle system thinks he's "urination bob".

    • @CadgerChristmasLightShow
      @CadgerChristmasLightShow 4 года назад +13

      Brian Ashe it’s euro-Asian. It’s the name of his shop that fixes European and Asian cars.

    • @zacharymurdock6721
      @zacharymurdock6721 2 года назад

      Isnt hoovie saying Urination-Bob? Could have fooled me! 😂 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @sootmann
      @sootmann 2 года назад

      @@CadgerChristmasLightShow Yeah, I eventually found that out after watching several more videos, and that Hoovie *was* being deliberate in his pronunciation. :-)

  • @018139548
    @018139548 4 года назад +21

    I really wanted Ninja to have that Lincoln Town Car. And Hoovie nice gifts for your friends, you are a man with a big heart 💞

  • @keithsmodelsandrcs6593
    @keithsmodelsandrcs6593 4 года назад +2

    I honestly think the van is the best for comfort storage and hauling also travelling van hands down nice deep dish wheels or old dish gmc truck wheels and any nice wrap over the paint an light nnice legal tints witt bumper bar side steps and tow bar with spot lights 4 them on bumper bar not on roof thats my opinion and wat id do with it

  • @tubafore73
    @tubafore73 4 года назад +21

    11:30 That face the ninja made.... priceless! 🤣

  • @watchjaredwork1487
    @watchjaredwork1487 4 года назад +68

    😂 Jake was pondering the whole way to the wizards how he could get that Ultra out of this 😂

    • @ALittleBitOfGay
      @ALittleBitOfGay 4 года назад +5

      And ninja was trying to figure out how quickly he could dump it.

  • @V_Dubya
    @V_Dubya 3 года назад +1

    I love the Carwizard. Such a genuine guy. He's gifted a nice van and immediatley thinks of helping someone else.

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 4 года назад +53

    Nobody at all:
    Wizard: “Just 5 more minutes!”
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @bekiro28
      @bekiro28 4 года назад +1

      wonder what he was doing there haha

    • @Blasterxp
      @Blasterxp 4 года назад +1

      When the van is rocking, dont forget the nocking!

    • @umbertoyltp
      @umbertoyltp 4 года назад +2

      Always check the suspension!
      "This car is good to go" (Car Wizard)

  • @FishinPhreak
    @FishinPhreak 4 года назад +37

    "Urination Bob" coming through in the clutch.

  • @InFiD3ViL1
    @InFiD3ViL1 4 года назад +2

    This was a fun watch. Somehow that Van is just a perfect fit for Wizard. It looks like it was made for him.

  • @beemerz3fan
    @beemerz3fan 4 года назад +38

    Ninja deserves to have a RUclips channel someday.

    • @aarond23
      @aarond23 4 года назад +8

      He has one Velocity Garage its linked in the pinned comment

  • @FlameBlue9016
    @FlameBlue9016 4 года назад +31

    The look on Ninjas face when he sat in the park avenue! LoL

  • @pajerofan22
    @pajerofan22 2 года назад +1

    Hoovies should do a video like this every 6 months. I always come back to this video every now and then. Cool video and everyone made an appearance in it

  • @ExcellentDude
    @ExcellentDude 4 года назад +52

    I love the flex with the Murci and the Merc on either side of the gifts!

    • @pdennis93
      @pdennis93 4 года назад +2

      And that warehouse. Hoovie's new man cave?

  • @100PercentJake
    @100PercentJake 4 года назад +12

    I absolutely love Statler and Waldorf up there on the balcony laughing at us. Dohohohohohoh.
    Thanks a ton Hoovie and Ninja! This Buick will be happy it met me.

    • @johnnykaraj6115
      @johnnykaraj6115 4 года назад +1

      Enjoy it buddy.

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 4 года назад

      @@johnnykaraj6115 I need a $1,000 Hooptie for a daily driver, but the transporter fee from KS to Detroit is gonna kill my budget. Road salt eats the cars up here.

    • @100PercentJake
      @100PercentJake 4 года назад +1

      @@johnnykaraj6115 you know I will :)

    • @euroasianbob9268
      @euroasianbob9268 4 года назад

      I'm working on my routine now....

  • @largelarry2126
    @largelarry2126 4 года назад +1

    Hoovie! I call dibs on the Town car. We are retired and love older Town cars and would be willing to drive from Indianapolis to wherever you are to pick it up. I would offer to reimburse you for everything you have invested in the car plus a little something extra.

  • @albertocortez7966
    @albertocortez7966 4 года назад +86

    Car Ninja : “I trust your judgement “🗿

  • @kowalski5599
    @kowalski5599 4 года назад +20

    "Yours is much larger." Lol at the flashlight talk. These guys have good chemistry.

    • @imouse3246
      @imouse3246 4 года назад

      Not nice to talk about his girth that way. 🤭

  • @thomasmurphy2786
    @thomasmurphy2786 4 года назад

    that was fun. glad to hear Wizard and Ninja are finding good homes with people who need a decent ride . Merry Christmas everyone

  • @anthonyb8979
    @anthonyb8979 4 года назад +56

    "Urination Bob, pissing car sales excellence since 1992."

  • @tomkruze2749
    @tomkruze2749 4 года назад +18

    Nice to see the whole Gang on one episode. Your friends seem Fun. God Bless

  • @abwjr426
    @abwjr426 4 года назад +2

    This was one of your best ideas (and videos) in a while, Tyler. Well done!!

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 4 года назад +32

    Ninja: "I've never had an *American* car..."
    Hoovie & Wizard: well then you are probably going to be mighty pleased with Thissss....

  • @TacticalOwl7
    @TacticalOwl7 4 года назад +58

    Car “I trust your judgment” Ninja.

  • @TheChesten
    @TheChesten 4 года назад

    I don't know why I got so much joy in hearing them talk good things about the focus, after my last car blew up I just got a similar year focus for $2k with only 23k miles. (due to covid and SOS not being open it's been sitting at my parents) but it's great to hear people talk nice about my "shit box"

  • @shakyhandpictures2185
    @shakyhandpictures2185 4 года назад +8

    Tyler, thank you for a year of smiles, laughs and a few cringes, even tears at your memories of your grandmother!
    Merry Christmas to you and those you love! Cheers from Canada

  • @christopherdriving6425
    @christopherdriving6425 4 года назад +50

    I love ninjas face when he gets into the last car lol. It's like when your parents force you into a car U don't want lol

  • @CLCIII
    @CLCIII 4 года назад +1

    Great episode. Enjoyed the concept and execution. Merry Christmas! As Always, May God Bless you and yours!

  • @0xyg3n
    @0xyg3n 4 года назад +11

    I really dig the spirit of this channel. Such a friendly and positive place. :)

  • @Thomas63r2
    @Thomas63r2 4 года назад +32

    The “Broke My Wallet” BMW naturally tops out the repair estimates for all five hoopties.

  • @_Rapturous_
    @_Rapturous_ 4 года назад +2

    Wizard is a good man! He took the van that no one wanted.

  • @christophersparkman
    @christophersparkman 4 года назад +123

    He’s intentionally saying “urination Bob.” Lol

  • @warlockpolarbear724
    @warlockpolarbear724 4 года назад +18

    I expected some dramatic music when Wizard said, “I smell antifreeze Ninja!” Like a buddy cop show.

  • @mattpina9849
    @mattpina9849 4 года назад +15

    Ninja: "I trust your judgment"

  • @calvinmathers
    @calvinmathers 4 года назад +37

    "When that Van's a Rockin, Don't come a Knockin!"

    • @chictown
      @chictown 4 года назад +3

      Would have been funny to see Wizard and Mrs. Wizard exiting the van!

  • @maltalentueux9104
    @maltalentueux9104 4 года назад +170

    That's an impressive tax write-off video before the end of 2020 ahahah LET'S GOO

    • @dericanslum1696
      @dericanslum1696 4 года назад +14

      ...shh...all the kids watching just think this is charity...

    • @MrEeeaddict
      @MrEeeaddict 4 года назад +3

      @@dericanslum1696 Do you understand how tax write offs work?? He doesn't save a penny vs if he bought these cars

    • @genociderjill
      @genociderjill 4 года назад +2

      FUQQ DEM KIDS

    • @floridaman7
      @floridaman7 4 года назад +5

      He needs to write off the warehouse for using it in the video

    • @tipsofme
      @tipsofme 4 года назад +1

      This guy can write off his hair gel and underwear. Anything that’s used in the scope of business. Why else would he film at home? Lol

  • @BigMacMatty.
    @BigMacMatty. 3 года назад +22

    That poor guy got 2 cars stolen from him in the game
    The next day: wakes up and his car is gone again

    • @Duijnkiller
      @Duijnkiller 3 года назад

      i don't understand it either...

  • @bryanchupp
    @bryanchupp 4 года назад +199

    “My friend Urination Bob”

    • @sergiymotorin5769
      @sergiymotorin5769 4 года назад +13

      that's what I heard too

    • @Andre_M_3D
      @Andre_M_3D 4 года назад +5

      Lol...you beat me to it

    • @RUNDNB85
      @RUNDNB85 4 года назад +2

      euroasian bob.

    • @Saimexz
      @Saimexz 4 года назад +1

      Better not give him the upholstery job...

    • @StevenBriggs
      @StevenBriggs 4 года назад

      Oh shit! He *wasn't* saying that?!? Lol

  • @oGPoLa
    @oGPoLa 4 года назад +22

    The vans a rocking ..
    wizard is taking off her stocking..

  • @johnswansey2066
    @johnswansey2066 4 года назад +2

    One of the most entertaining and heartwarming videos yet.

  • @anthonyloos8870
    @anthonyloos8870 4 года назад +69

    “How hot are we talking”
    “Warm” lol

  • @mtfan
    @mtfan 4 года назад +51

    “155,000 miles, that’s basically brand new!”

    • @pkuudsk9927
      @pkuudsk9927 4 года назад +2

      Just proves how much money one could make just bringing rust free cars North . A 100k mile car in the rust belt is on it's last legs and not worth fixing anything that costs more than a hundred bucks . That Focus is a 3500 car all day I could sell one a day no problem here In Michigan just because it's rust free . People don't worry as much about mileage as they do watching their hard earned rot away daily. Every one needs a winter beater and they work great in the snow.

    • @michaeltutty1540
      @michaeltutty1540 4 года назад +4

      My 1990 Volvo 240DL wagon has always been an Ontario, Canada car. This is its 31st winter. Still on the original paint. There are two doors that need some attention, neither major nor structural. 600,000 km, or coming up on 400,000 miles. With care, even the rust belt can be defeated.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 4 года назад +1

      @@michaeltutty1540 How did you care for it? I also drive an old Volvo I plan to keep forever and live in a northern climate.

    • @robertlee9395
      @robertlee9395 4 года назад

      @@pkuudsk9927 I'll be in the market for a hooptie soon here in S.E. Michigan. Everything is rotted away in my budget. I'm looking at these and wishing I could go car shopping down there.

    • @pkuudsk9927
      @pkuudsk9927 4 года назад +1

      @@robertlee9395 It's worth it to have one shipped $800 ish If you like the car you have get aonther one and you will have spare parts galore

  • @thegalli
    @thegalli 4 года назад

    @Hoovie Here's the most likely reason for the Town Car heater hose thing:
    Common issue for water to be in passenger floor. Caused by air vent from outside taking in water and leaves and overflowing into car.
    Most likely some mechanic decided the heater core leaked and bypassed that hose instead of cleaning vent which is correct fix.
    I bet in the rain or under a long carwash water will enter the car currently.

  • @itisjustacomment
    @itisjustacomment 4 года назад +100

    "Smooth Runner "
    Starts car " tick, tick, tick..."

    • @mrRufffnTumble
      @mrRufffnTumble 4 года назад +2

      That's how you know he was a real used car salesman. When I went to buy my first car, (mazda millenia just like the one wizard had) it hopped down the rode pretty bad, the dealer told me "oh it's just a flat spot on the tire from sitting, it'll go away once the car warms up. Turns out it was a cv joint on a drive axle on the very verge of breaking.

    • @itisjustacomment
      @itisjustacomment 4 года назад +3

      @@mrRufffnTumble Lol. I remember testing cars for my first car. Tried a ford fiesta supersport in the '90s when I was 18 and the salesman said " open it up a bit that's what it's built for " I did as he said but the driveshaft snapped and main a god awful noise it sounded like someone dropped 50 large spanners Into the engine bay and also sounded we were dragging a bucket full of nails for 50 meters or so. It was so awkward stood with him waiting to get picked up by the mechanic, I felt bad for him really but I also felt lucky I didn't buy it. When we returned to the garage he said "I also have an Xr2 do you want a look" it's the most awkward I have ever felt. I wish I remember what I said to him but I remember not looking at the xr2 that day :/

  • @Dave.S.TT600
    @Dave.S.TT600 4 года назад +2

    Awesome Video. Merry Christmas, Hoovie... Thanks for the great content. -Dave (Australia)

  • @n.m.s7552
    @n.m.s7552 4 года назад +30

    "I'm Hooptie Oprah" - Hoovie's best line in 2020