Star Wars Acolyte: It some how gets worse │Episode 4

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  • @MetaLord395
    @MetaLord395 5 месяцев назад +1548

    So this is how Star Wars dies ... With numerous queefs.
    Edit: Look, Mom, I'm famous!

    • @CrownOfRoses541
      @CrownOfRoses541 5 месяцев назад +73

      It's BEEN dead. All this time, Dizni's just been beating a dead TaunTaun. 👋😞

    • @Mattened
      @Mattened 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@CrownOfRoses541 lol

    • @billlumbergh9251
      @billlumbergh9251 5 месяцев назад +12

      I believe the quote was a round of queefs

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 5 месяцев назад +44

      Thunderous queefs!

    • @bradcarver8127
      @bradcarver8127 5 месяцев назад +22

      @CrownofRoses541
      And I thought they (Leslye Headland) smelled bad on the outside

  • @alek3974
    @alek3974 5 месяцев назад +1240

    Star Wars has become so inclusive, that the shows are specifically made for audiences with mental disabilities and learning difficulties.

    • @beauwalker9820
      @beauwalker9820 5 месяцев назад +79

      And no knowledge of literature tropes, and story structure.
      Even the makers of "Adventure Time" admitted they never had anything preplanned, or much backstory when the show first came out, and just winged it.
      Nobody nowadays plans anything.

    • @dioniciopomares2481
      @dioniciopomares2481 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@beauwalker9820 This here 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @viktorpagels7569
      @viktorpagels7569 5 месяцев назад +38

      Made by* not made for. This wasn't made for anyone.

    • @petemartin998
      @petemartin998 5 месяцев назад +18

      As someone with ADHD and dyslexia I take incredibly offence....

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 5 месяцев назад

      Absolutely accurate. It takes a minus iq to watch this rubbish

  • @MLemonT4
    @MLemonT4 5 месяцев назад +78

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +14

      Well at least someone reads books still. Well said sir, well said.

    • @stevequincy388
      @stevequincy388 5 месяцев назад +8

      Kinda sounds like a White House press conference.

  • @naingaung2748
    @naingaung2748 5 месяцев назад +506

    Kk: “Fire me and you and your shareholder buddies will be exposed. You were on ‘the list’. Right?”
    I’m convinced this is why they haven’t canned her yet.

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 5 месяцев назад +50

      I don't understand what KK gains from this. Period. Right now the franchise is a toy box for children to play with. "Take that ugly space guy - Pew Pew"

    • @JDoe-gf5oz
      @JDoe-gf5oz 5 месяцев назад +47

      Does it really have to be that elaborate? We live in a terrible time with terrible people determined to crash the West with no survivors. She's just doing what Disney and their DEI masters want her to do.

    • @roostre5254
      @roostre5254 5 месяцев назад

      Once you find out what DEI is and how much money Blackrock and Vanguard give these companies to be woke, then you will know why they dont fire her.

    • @1cgraven
      @1cgraven 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@JDoe-gf5ozisnt that more elaborate?

    • @J-P89
      @J-P89 5 месяцев назад +11

      I can confirm saw them on the wiki leaked Big St. E's Island Adventure. Carnival cruise also visited Little St. Epstein isla on the regular through the 90s forward till recently. Also hundreds of people dissappear on that Carnival cruise every year. It's a coincidence right?😂

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 5 месяцев назад +518

    "Somehow, DSP has returned" *snort*

    • @TK_1340
      @TK_1340 5 месяцев назад +21

      I didn't dew annnything wronnng. (Palpatine Voice)

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​​@@TK_1340*attempts to shoot lightning bolts at luke and instead rolls off a balcony*

    • @HyakuSh1ki
      @HyakuSh1ki 5 месяцев назад

      The pig snorts!

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla 5 месяцев назад +7

      DSP could write a better Star Wars story compared to Disney. That's how bad it is at this point.

    • @BLOODSHO7
      @BLOODSHO7 5 месяцев назад

      'Cockadookie bullshit bumblefuck nonsense'

  • @Bizarro_Stormy
    @Bizarro_Stormy 5 месяцев назад +343

    Gundam, thank you for taking the mental trauma for our sake! You’re far more entertaining than this train wreck ever could be.

    • @Nowlan-19
      @Nowlan-19 5 месяцев назад +14

      Dude's been jumping on live grenades for us for years.

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 5 месяцев назад +161

    With The Acolyte Amandla proved she can’t act. With that music video she proved that she can’t sing or dance either 😆.

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +8

      Why don't actors move their faces anymore? Guess that requires to much work to do. It's not like acting depends on expressions or anything...lol

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@OswaltSamuel That's the kind of thing that happen when you hire people regardless of their quality or ability.

    • @chucklebouf5379
      @chucklebouf5379 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@OswaltSamuel It's funny. It's why Master Squidgame is the best actor. He wasn't trained on this garbage, he was trained as an actual actor. So despite the fact that his character is dumb, his lines are awful, and he doesn't even speak the language (an attempt was made) he shows up everyone else because he can emote.

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Mangaka-ml6xo 100% agree. If you ever want to show people what your talking about: Let them watch the scene from the Dark Knight were the joker talks with the mob bosses. Then let them watch any scene from this mess. I know it's not a fair comparison, as Heath Ledger's performance is one of the best of al time. But the drastic difference should help to really bring home the point.

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@chucklebouf5379 Couldn't have said it better myself. And lets be honest, Master Squidgame was not the reason this show sucks.

  • @yassinefarah2423
    @yassinefarah2423 5 месяцев назад +193

    Disney really went from "dreams come to life" to "accept our DEI, manly bigots".

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 5 месяцев назад +8

      they went from being "the cradle of western animation, who hires all" to "we only do live action CGI and some applicants need not apply"
      I will admit there could have been biases within the company at the time but I believe if someone had a high level of talent it could override those biases.
      Essentially a possible case of
      Boss: "they are now your manager"
      Employee1: "But they are X"
      Boss: "Come back to me with something like the next sleeping beauty and then we will talk"

    • @DanielDorn-tr7tw
      @DanielDorn-tr7tw 5 месяцев назад +10

      Dreams come to DIE

    • @SpartyCubsFan
      @SpartyCubsFan 5 месяцев назад

      It’s actually accept our JEDI, you bigot. Gotta include that Marxist restorative Justice

  • @epsilon1670
    @epsilon1670 5 месяцев назад +163

    He forgets because he has to go through rebirth 40 years later in which he gets dementia.

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey 5 месяцев назад +30

    The blaming of one...
    The blaming of two...
    The blaming of maaannnyyy...
    Credit goes to Duececoup... awesome post.

  • @TheRelentlessAssault
    @TheRelentlessAssault 5 месяцев назад +77

    Full 1984..Ministry of Truth rewriting history in real time to save face.

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 5 месяцев назад +742

    Star Wars died the day George Lucas sold it. Disney has just been doing unspeakable things to a rotting corpse.

    • @baskingballone
      @baskingballone 5 месяцев назад +24

      First with those god awful sequals, and now this

    • @nightstrike90
      @nightstrike90 5 месяцев назад +18

      But why did Lucas sell it? Because people hounded him relentlessly and nonstop about the prequels to the point he didn't want it anymore. We pushed him into the arms of The Mouse who comforted him and promised him that his baby, Star Wars, would be well taken care of and just like any abuser, it was good, for a while. Now we're at the "Why do you make me do this?" part of our abusive relationship with Disney Star Wars and it's only gonna get worse

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 5 месяцев назад +44

      @@nightstrike90 No, he sold it because he wanted to spend more time with his family and cash out. Stop blaming the fanbase that actually cared about the integrity of a franchise and its story.

    • @Talon18136
      @Talon18136 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@nightstrike90money not people hounding him no it was purely for money he is just as much at fault and everyone else that has touched anything Star Wars in the media

    • @archstanton9073
      @archstanton9073 5 месяцев назад +3

      It died back in 1999.

  • @SinnerChrono
    @SinnerChrono 5 месяцев назад +78

    "It don't matter. None of this matters."

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 5 месяцев назад

      Carl spitting straight facts!

  • @nightstrike90
    @nightstrike90 5 месяцев назад +120

    Don't mind me, just here to remind everyone she was Harvey Weinsteins assistant and said nothing, despite MeToo. I will take every opportunity I get to remind people because when it comes to Headland, I'm flying the flag of no quarter

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 5 месяцев назад +21

      They all said nothing, man. It's not a unique thing on Hollywood. It's a hive of scum and villainy.

    • @axetheviking6482
      @axetheviking6482 5 месяцев назад +16

      "Close your eyes. What do you see?"
      "I see nothing, Mr. Weinstein."

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад

      Agreed. I guess she is all about being a SJW, unless it costs her anything. And yeah everyone knew, but only one person was with the man every day and actually saw it happening. Don't pretend like there isn't a difference there. But that's the way it goes with these people. It's all about believe all women. Unless they are from a certain middle eastern ally of ours. Then screw those colonizers, they deserved what the other middle eastern country, that is not our ally, did to them. And this, from a bunch of babies that scream like feral children about micro aggressions. It's kind of like they don't really believe that at all, and are just using it when it's convenient to gain power.

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@axetheviking6482 "I see nothing, but I feel some strange rod shaped object poking my face"

    • @axetheviking6482
      @axetheviking6482 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Mangaka-ml6xoHah!

  • @bhamilton8563
    @bhamilton8563 5 месяцев назад +128

    It can ALWAYS get worse...

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 5 месяцев назад +9

      There's always a bigger fish...

    • @P12ooF
      @P12ooF 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@polishscribe674 nah, they already ruined lotr. Not disney, but Amazon did. Whats next... back to the future?

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 5 месяцев назад +5

      Change: It WILL always get worse…

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 5 месяцев назад

      @@P12ooFim sure theyre just waiting and already talked about it

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +2

      True, very true. Remember when the prequals were the worst thing star wars every put out? Now they seem down right good in comparison.

  • @joshuadenaux3620
    @joshuadenaux3620 5 месяцев назад +41

    It makes me happy to see the evil sister say she's loyal to OSHA. Safety in the workplace is paramount.

    • @capo4270
      @capo4270 5 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +5

      Man, I have been thinking that since I herd her name. Do you think they even know that OSHA is a hated organization across America? Honestly I think they don't, and that fits with the rest of this show.

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 5 месяцев назад +6

      Spoilers, she failed. There are no handrails in the future movies.

    • @warrickmiller7651
      @warrickmiller7651 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's been driving me nuts that they used that name

    • @Alloveck
      @Alloveck 5 месяцев назад +3

      Seriously though, I really can't NOT think of workplace safety every single time anybody says her name. On top of that, this isn't even the first time I've heard some version of that joke. It's just not a good idea to pick character names that already have a meaning that thoroughly established, that is definitely not a person's name. Might as well call a character "Nasa" while they're at it.

  • @dennisburdick682
    @dennisburdick682 5 месяцев назад +35

    "Oh my gawd, you go girl!" The Dykolyte is the bestest show ever. All hail Disnetard.

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 5 месяцев назад

      The Acodyke

  • @Gunplahrazzi
    @Gunplahrazzi 5 месяцев назад +292

    POWER OF MANY

  • @Hoshiko.97
    @Hoshiko.97 5 месяцев назад +126

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Master Kelnacca?"
    "No"
    "I thought not. It's not a story Ki-Adi-Mundi would tell you."

    • @SumStupidPunk
      @SumStupidPunk 5 месяцев назад

      You may think he's concerned about the Droid Attacks on The Wookies. But that's just a cover for past indiscretions.

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +4

      Lol, man this actually made me laugh...well done sir, well done.

  • @mr.melancholy4973
    @mr.melancholy4973 5 месяцев назад +236

    At this point any remaining fans clinging to this franchise, I genuinely have to question your sanity. Lucasfilm will NEVER change.

    • @8-7-styx94
      @8-7-styx94 5 месяцев назад +3

      It did once... into this. I guess the new hope is for a return of the jedi to what they once were. Lest the empire strikes back of course.

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@8-7-styx943/10

    • @JCDenton3
      @JCDenton3 5 месяцев назад

      ​@8-7-styx94 that's not how these things work. Once they go, they're gone forever. Either they sell it (they wont) or something new has to come and replace Star Wars. Try new stuff, I've gotten into the tabletop games Infinity and Dropzone/Dropfleet Commander which scratches the itch.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 5 месяцев назад +7

      They win if they get us to hate Starwars in its entirety. People should reject Disney "Starwars" and go back and savor the EU and the OT/Prequel movies, they can't take the magic away from what came before unless we purposefully try to fit it in or accept their additions to the canon. #ReturnToTradition

    • @OswaltSamuel
      @OswaltSamuel 5 месяцев назад +4

      They are all people that don't pay attention for half the movie, and never think to much about it. I have a friend like this. Proved it to him the other day when he said this show wasn't that bad. I asked him to name one character unique to this show...he couldn't. Point proven. Or name one character from the Rings of Power that's unique to Rings of power. Most people can't, cause they either hated the show or didn't care enough to remember. Both options means the show sucked.

  • @Mazu762
    @Mazu762 5 месяцев назад +61

    theyre gonna bring the wookie back with the power of MANNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @councilofandrews
      @councilofandrews 5 месяцев назад +2

      Can't Spell wookie without "woke"

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 месяцев назад

      Wookies arent even allowed to be Jedi due to their inherent rage... Oh Didni 😢

    • @TCK-9
      @TCK-9 5 месяцев назад

      @@A_Black_Sheep94 I think he was allowed because they felt bad he was so small and stunted.

  • @YourLoveableBard
    @YourLoveableBard 5 месяцев назад +135

    RIP to Gundam for commiting true self harm by watching this trash.

    • @rochskier
      @rochskier 5 месяцев назад +8

      Gundam's sacrifice is saving thousands of hours and lives out here.

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@rochskier A feat worthy of Major general Yuri Kellarny! Press F to pay respect!

  • @johnprager662
    @johnprager662 5 месяцев назад +144

    Walt Disney is spinning in his cryogenic freezing chamber

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 5 месяцев назад +12

      New power source discovered

    • @SataniaMcDowel
      @SataniaMcDowel 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Flesh_Wizard UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 5 месяцев назад +7

      "Who allowed the ✡️ to run my company?!"

    • @arielquelme
      @arielquelme 5 месяцев назад +1

      "Iger did"

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@guilhermehank4938 Disney loved the Brews, he hated Communists, with a burning passion that eclipsed the Sun in its intensity.

  • @jesterapp
    @jesterapp 5 месяцев назад +162

    I don't even remember what it was like to enjoy starwars anymore.

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 5 месяцев назад +15

      Watch Andor. Forget that the director used Stalin's young years for inspiration.
      Have fun.

    • @Rosales3269
      @Rosales3269 5 месяцев назад +14

      Look up the 2D Clone Wars where Anakin fights Ventress. It ain't much, but it reminds me what used to be great about Star Wars.

    • @jesterapp
      @jesterapp 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Rosales3269 Bro that came out in 2003. You think there's anyone in these comments who hasn't seen it?

    • @Rosales3269
      @Rosales3269 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@jesterapp no, of course not. I'm just saying it's a great way to remember what it's like to enjoy Star Wars. At least, from Ye Olde times. Before the Disn Ages.

    • @dondon5011
      @dondon5011 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@jesterapp In fairness, considering the amount of people who swear up and down that it'll get better(acolyte) and that it's some how impossible to tell some things are dogshit from a few episodes, may have never seen the old clone wars show. After all, most of these people clearly sucked at their literature classes if they think this show is remotely "peak". A show with 3 minute long episodes and 12 at most, had more going on than an hour of anything from here and half the time it had zero dialogue, just lots of grunting.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 месяцев назад +57

    Everyone to Prequel Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 5 месяцев назад +4

      you make a good point but that's a much different flavor of bad then this.

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 5 месяцев назад +5

      If it weren’t for that we would still have it where it should be and have stayed at in the first place.
      I bet if George hadnt caught so much crap he would have even passed it down his family.

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 5 месяцев назад +9

      Hate me for it but I’ve always loved the prequels and think they’re masterpieces (some minor imperfections included)

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 5 месяцев назад +13

      The prequels are excellent movies and all of the bandwagon prequel haters and OT boomers deserve Disney Star Wars.

    • @skroowi8105
      @skroowi8105 5 месяцев назад +2

      No, they deserve it. The prequels are dogshit. The fact that they're better than anything Disney has produced is a very low bar that should not be celebrated.

  • @joelsalyer5544
    @joelsalyer5544 5 месяцев назад +27

    That video the lead actress did had narcissism levels so high I'm genuinely concerned for her safety should she walk by any reflective pools of water.
    I'd bet papa Gundam would still take a crack at her though lol.

  • @steelshepherd6843
    @steelshepherd6843 5 месяцев назад +28

    Jedi have standards and entry requirements, the Sith have open borders, take all comers, and go in through the out door...

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 5 месяцев назад +3

      Well, no.
      Jedi take every Force-sensitive child in. Siths take only who they deem worthy.

  • @RiylanCorma
    @RiylanCorma 5 месяцев назад +36

    This episode was somehow simultaneously the longest and the shortest. Their track record of contradictions continues.

  • @brcuellar625
    @brcuellar625 5 месяцев назад +29

    Wow….imagine watching this episode yourself? So many dead brain cells. Thank you for your sacrifice, Gundam.

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 5 месяцев назад

      He’s already begun to fall, he mentioned the pronoun nonsense in this one didn’t bother him 😅😭 They’ve already begun to normalize it in his head lol

  • @pghurd3340
    @pghurd3340 5 месяцев назад +14

    "It don't matter. None of this matters." - Carl, ATHF

  • @macarahneil2154
    @macarahneil2154 5 месяцев назад +9

    Gundam coming back from Disney Star Wars trenches. "You haven't seen what I have seen. But I can tell you my horror stories."

  • @Mattened
    @Mattened 5 месяцев назад +37

    that jedi wookie looks like harry from harry and the hendersons

  • @TK_1340
    @TK_1340 5 месяцев назад +25

    Darth Braces is truly a fantastic design concept. Can't wait for the reveal.. I bet it's a shlurpo. 😂

  • @jcfra420
    @jcfra420 5 месяцев назад +18

    Don't worry, one of her mom's will end up being the Sith. Probably the black one with the bullseye on her forehead. I am also expecting her to beat the Jedi, and Osha and Mae will fight and defeat her. But not before Osha dies. Then Mae will become a Jedi to make amends for her violent murders. Because didn't you know? She is actually a good guy.

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 5 месяцев назад +96

    The Acolyte is complete garbage. The media defending Disney is pathetic.

    • @greasepit6269
      @greasepit6269 5 месяцев назад

      Why you think it is complete garbage. It's not the best, but nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

    • @Ptmkn
      @Ptmkn 5 месяцев назад +1

      It is, and it's shameful each episode costs more to make than Revenge of the Sith. Where is all that money going?

    • @greasepit6269
      @greasepit6269 5 месяцев назад

      @@Ptmkn no the show has a budget of 180 million. Revenge of the sith had a budget of 190 million (accounting for inflation)

    • @Ptmkn
      @Ptmkn 5 месяцев назад

      So where is the money going? Why in the world is the budget so high when it looks so cheap?

    • @greasepit6269
      @greasepit6269 5 месяцев назад

      @@Ptmkn where in my comment did you get 180 million as a budget is so high? That 180 million is stretched across 8 episodes, revenge of the sith had a higher budget, and shorter run time.

  • @captaintoyota3171
    @captaintoyota3171 5 месяцев назад +2

    Putting a character that wasnt born in then wondering "why are you mad?" To the fans, who love the story AND LORE. I mean how insane are you? The lore and story is WHY THIS SERIES HAS FANS

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos 5 месяцев назад +9

    Poor Gundam torturing himself watching the acolyte when it's not even worth a hate-watch.

  • @justinwebber9968
    @justinwebber9968 5 месяцев назад +7

    Ki-Adi-Mundi was born in 111 BBY, while the show is set in 132 BBY, meaning he wouldn't be born for another 21 years.

  • @TheSilverJedi
    @TheSilverJedi 5 месяцев назад +6

    My prediction for the super clever plot twist is that Darth Zipper Teeth will turn out to be both moms. It’ll turn into the fight against El Guapo and his men in the Three Amigos. Zippers popping in and out all over the place, confusing the Jedi.

  • @obiejerusalem8587
    @obiejerusalem8587 5 месяцев назад +12

    Thank you, Papa Gundam. I pray for you and your sanity.

  • @TPFB129
    @TPFB129 5 месяцев назад +35

    Awokelyte

  • @DoobieKeebler
    @DoobieKeebler 5 месяцев назад +10

    When you get on RUclips to watch something specific, but you see Gundam has uploaded a new video, so you watch that instead.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 5 месяцев назад +13

    Wookie jedi was a big selling point. Dead without really doing anything.
    Trinity was a big selling point. Died before the intro.
    And then you see reactions that totally aren’t staged where -they all seem to be reading from the same script why it’s good- give their honest opinion of why it’s great👍
    -Also reactors talking about how this is their 4th time watching the episode because it’s just that good but forgetting that when they act surprised at a "plot twist"-

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 месяцев назад +1

      Wookie literally aren't allowed to be Jedi though. They have too much inherent rage in their species.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 5 месяцев назад +12

    Disney used to touch our hearts. Now they touch us inappropriately.

  • @mattymatt1979
    @mattymatt1979 5 месяцев назад +1

    Obi Wan Kenobi said..and i quote "i dont ever remember owning a droid." 😮

  • @longjohnbaldry7360
    @longjohnbaldry7360 5 месяцев назад +9

    I can't get over how weirdly shaped her head and neck are... like a long thumb with a shock of hair glued to the top.

  • @equilibrium9272
    @equilibrium9272 5 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite moment was when baby yoda looked directly into the camera and said, "Alcolyte.You're my only hope." and then he started twerking doing duck face.

  • @Myazini
    @Myazini 5 месяцев назад +4

    We should appreciate the horrors this man goes through to bring us this content. Plough on, sir, our hearts go out to you.

  • @bbluva21
    @bbluva21 5 месяцев назад +2

    @4:56 = "for all extensive purposes" lolol amazing, another keeper

  • @FreshwaterSailor06
    @FreshwaterSailor06 5 месяцев назад +7

    When the sith lord snuck up on the jedi, in my head I heard Kirllin yell out "Stealth mode!"

  • @Harpagio
    @Harpagio 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yor held onto the Wookie pouch for at least a year, and the gopher could still smell the Wookie. Also the Wookie had one scent path and DIDN'T completely cover the forest in fur and his smell over the course of at least a year.

  • @Gabes_Game_Cave
    @Gabes_Game_Cave 5 месяцев назад +17

    I'm calling it right now: There will be a season 2 because they broke the 16 episodes up like they did with Velma.

    • @ashplattsii1fan92
      @ashplattsii1fan92 2 месяца назад +1

      Phew dodged a bullet there

    • @Gabes_Game_Cave
      @Gabes_Game_Cave 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ashplattsii1fan92 I thank God everyday that I was wrong!

  • @cellulanus
    @cellulanus 5 месяцев назад +5

    Remember. No matter how bad it gets, it can always get worse.

  • @vicente1205
    @vicente1205 5 месяцев назад +15

    Acolyte ep 5: Somehow, Palpatine returned

    • @capo4270
      @capo4270 5 месяцев назад +2

      And then Sephiroth intervened

    • @arkady86
      @arkady86 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@capo4270*clapping furiously*

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 5 месяцев назад

      Free Palpatine

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Guus115 From the Senate to The Exhaust Duct, Palpatine will be free!

    • @TCK-9
      @TCK-9 5 месяцев назад

      In his youth when they were going through a trans goth phase.

  • @TheDuke013
    @TheDuke013 5 месяцев назад +15

    The theory of money laundering is sounding less like a theory and more of a fact.

  • @Lillia-nu2xt
    @Lillia-nu2xt 5 месяцев назад +23

    Your videos are always on point, keep it going

  • @DeusNyx
    @DeusNyx 5 месяцев назад +2

    Papa Gundam reciting Shakespeare made Ian McKellen swoon!😂

  • @ElijahShouldnt
    @ElijahShouldnt 5 месяцев назад +8

    That Basil the Siberian Hamster Señor Fawlty

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 5 месяцев назад

      YOU PUT BASIL IN THE RATATOUILLE???!!

  • @A_Black_Sheep94
    @A_Black_Sheep94 5 месяцев назад +3

    Wookies arent even allowed to be Jedi due to their inherent rage... Oh didni.

  • @jaded5957
    @jaded5957 5 месяцев назад +4

    "My book is a warning, not a manual" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @onefansview9874
    @onefansview9874 5 месяцев назад +2

    Many thanks for the Dick 3 reference! Nobody cuts like an English Bard.

  • @Arizto7828
    @Arizto7828 5 месяцев назад +7

    0:38 i can't wait for gaming to have an social gaming credit

  • @Pandemos
    @Pandemos 5 месяцев назад

    "For all extensive purposes..." adorable. I love you, bro, even when you make such wonderful mistakes in your script.

  • @hurricane31415
    @hurricane31415 5 месяцев назад +2

    I need to say: I appreciate the Shakespeare quote.

  • @DarkBlade6690
    @DarkBlade6690 5 месяцев назад +2

    That Shakespeare quote was spot on 😂

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 5 месяцев назад +57

    “I put in a wookie Jedi!”
    *does nothing with the concept*
    This, this is one of the problems.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @DanielDorn-tr7tw
      @DanielDorn-tr7tw 5 месяцев назад +7

      "I put in Trinity from the Matrix!"
      Kills her off in the first few minutes in an idiotic way

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wookies arent allowed to be Jedi ffs

  • @satiivaindiica
    @satiivaindiica 5 месяцев назад +3

    Hey now Gundam haven't you heard the acolyte is Hollywood's finest

  • @joedarling5175
    @joedarling5175 5 месяцев назад

    listen... this is stunning and brave writing. this is cannon now. NOTHING else matters.

  • @asdfadfafsdfa
    @asdfadfafsdfa 5 месяцев назад +3

    *grabs popcorn* itsagundm about to go off.. *presses play*

  • @df6anon475
    @df6anon475 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Gundam heads on the Shakespeare bodies had me ☠🤣 I love A.I. and I love the channel!!!!!!!!

  • @guyincognito82
    @guyincognito82 5 месяцев назад +3

    Gundam reading Shakespeare was not on my bingo card!

  • @asparrow9876
    @asparrow9876 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lmfaooooo the A.I. Shakespeare Gundams 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @emeraldpichu1
    @emeraldpichu1 5 месяцев назад +5

    Obviously master mundi rediscovered Jedi time travel as he was shot and arrived at the past Jedi temple and decided to let everyone die cuz something something paradox I dunno ask the writers room.

  • @Ronin8300
    @Ronin8300 5 месяцев назад +2

    I dunno how you manage to watch those episodes for our entertainment Gundam. But more power to ya. Someone has to chronicle Stars Wars in its death throes.

  • @JaBronzzzi
    @JaBronzzzi 5 месяцев назад +5

    Someone told me that according to the end credits; diverse witchbian mom #1 is the Sith Lord. 🤷‍♂️

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 5 месяцев назад

    The Shakespearean Gundam pictures were pretty funny. Keep up the great work.

  • @mr.cuddlesworth3144
    @mr.cuddlesworth3144 5 месяцев назад +7

    What are the odds this show gets the Willow treatment and is straight up removed?

  • @ericscott6493
    @ericscott6493 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was waiting for this, and once again sir you didn’t disappoint! I watch your take on the show so I won’t have to.

  • @Raddflyer
    @Raddflyer 5 месяцев назад +4

    May the force ' is they with us?'

  • @johndoe-qn2mm
    @johndoe-qn2mm 5 месяцев назад

    I never knew I needed Gundam Shakespeare so bad. Thank you

  • @Kalikou
    @Kalikou 5 месяцев назад +7

    Oh who could of guessed sad just sad

  • @Dan-mc7xg
    @Dan-mc7xg 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for watching it in my place, i don't think i could stomach it. Your sacrifice is the savior of all mankind.

  • @leonaimene7283
    @leonaimene7283 5 месяцев назад +7

    someone called me a "neo na*i" because i said this show sucks in every aspect. this alone says a lot about the people this show was made for

    • @ZaxTax-h8t
      @ZaxTax-h8t 5 месяцев назад +2

      Just proves who ever called you that has zero ability to think critically

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 5 месяцев назад

      Morons. Hahahaha
      Edit: Google, can I say that?

    • @TCK-9
      @TCK-9 5 месяцев назад

      Next time give them the salute and walk away.

  • @2bannedaccountscountingblo99
    @2bannedaccountscountingblo99 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Dung Eater got ahold of Star War's corpse.

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver 5 месяцев назад +2

    KK (after you explain the timeline): Math is RayCist!

  • @ChiefToad
    @ChiefToad 5 месяцев назад +1

    When I watch these scenes, and see the length of the episodes, I am imagining the hell the editors went through trying to get enough "watchable" footage to put a show together. This one was sub 30mins. That is a real testament to the dumpster fire this whole thing is.

  • @arberreka2242
    @arberreka2242 5 месяцев назад +7

    Yes, I never understood users defending millions dollars companies.

  • @sam2399
    @sam2399 5 месяцев назад +1

    Soon the power of gay will be strong enough to take physical form.

  • @josiahwilson9843
    @josiahwilson9843 5 месяцев назад +3

    When we all die in nuclear fire I will try to think about how these people are dying too.

    • @J-P89
      @J-P89 5 месяцев назад +1

      Eaten by raiders and great Khan's. Rofl😂

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 5 месяцев назад +1

    Rumor has it that there is a circle of Hell where the only torture you are subjected to is you are held in a small room with a TV and a subscription to Disney Plus, and only Disney Plus, for eternity. I wouldn't even wish that fate on communists.

  • @kungfury6410
    @kungfury6410 5 месяцев назад +6

    Disney made the main character black and with no father. Talk about reinforcing stereotypes.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 5 месяцев назад +2

      also goes on to become a serial killer.

  • @goodfellas1001
    @goodfellas1001 5 месяцев назад +2

    It some how gets worse......
    It some how gets worse?????
    It some how gets worse!!!!!!!!!!

  • @koerner666
    @koerner666 5 месяцев назад +5

    Why does everybody say that Bazil looks cute? This furry thing is the stuff of nightmares!

  • @PageofLegend
    @PageofLegend 15 дней назад

    Wow, the "you're hired" quote. Wouldn't it be great if you were interviewing to be a mechanic, and it went like "what do you know about cars?" "Um, it has an engine that runs on gas, and it makes it go somehow I guess..." "You're hired!"

  • @SirHuggingtons
    @SirHuggingtons 5 месяцев назад +9

    You get more accurate lore information from dancing to the Xbox Kinect "I'm Han Solo" song than watching this show. Let that sink in.

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 5 месяцев назад +1

    I knew something is off about that Mundi fella. He forged his birth date and lied about the Sith even though he oversaw a Jedi op facing one. He then diverted Yoda to the Wookie planet during a war when the Jedi needed a proper centralized command.

  • @ryantylervo
    @ryantylervo 5 месяцев назад +8

    The heel reversal here is on par with Ellie at the end of TLoU2.

  • @MBKilla0707
    @MBKilla0707 5 месяцев назад

    Love the Carl clip sooo perfect for this.

  • @IndenturedYoutubeSlave
    @IndenturedYoutubeSlave 5 месяцев назад +4

    WOW, its a accurate representation of THEY/ THEM twitter trolls,
    Stunning & Brave Disney Star Wars

  • @AJ-HawksToxicFinger
    @AJ-HawksToxicFinger 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ever since Anakin blew up the Death Star the Star Wars franchise has been getting -better- *more diverse* with each new release