I hate when people are like "you cant judge the movie, you've never made one" like yeah and I've never made a cake from scratch but I know when it tastes bad.
I CANNOT stand the cult of celebrity: take a-listers and put them in a shoddy production and assume that everyone will take the bait. Sorry but that insults my intelligence.
Tbh I don't even lile flurries but I've seen enough abt what thry like and this is not it yall. They hate it when animals are just humans with light fur and cat ears on them. I know that bc they comment on every animation work that has some sort of talking animal in it.
@@aidam7822 ı told this bc I've seen furries complain abt this movie. But maybe some of them liked it dunno. But this is not really their style ya knoe
I feel bad for the cgi artists. I can’t imagine how stressed they were given the little time they had. Worst part is, they probably know the cgi is awful but there isn’t much they can do since it’s not them who dictate the schedule. They do what they can with the time given. This all falls on the director.
"They should've thrown more money at it" is a response I see whenever something like this happens and its mind numbing. If I told you to write a 50 page term paper due by the end of the day, I'd expect something incomplete and terrible. Offering you a million dollars to do it won't change much.
mariokarter13 absolutely! I hear that a lot too but funding isn’t always the case as you stated. The issue is a lot of people don’t understand the process and how much time stuff like this takes, especially fur! I mean, look at the sonic film fiasco and the insight into the process of creating such character. Sure, they don’t have to develop a character from scratch in this case, but I imagine the creation of fur is the same along with the pain staking process of trying to make it move naturally with the actor or character. As she said in her video, cgi animation takes years! It’s painstaking and grueling! There’s so much fine detail that needs attention and if it’s not given the proper time, it’s gonna be a disaster. I was gonna go to school for animation but decided against it. It’s considerably stressful if you don’t have an inane lvl of passion for it. And these situations just make it worse. It’s hard not to feel disappointed of a project that wasn’t given the proper respect. Even if the film had turned out bad, if there’s one thing you hope for, it’s that the film was at least beautiful to look at. I doubt half of these people will be properly paid because of how hard this bombed.
Actually if you look up reviews from cgi artists the cgi is *technically* very well done and the design is what’s giving you that unsettling, uncanny valley feeling. The digital art was successfully portraying a terrible design unfortunately.
@@mariokarter13 that is true but cgi artists are generally not paid enough. like when one of the Studios on Life of Pi went backrupt just before it won the oscar for best visual effects ...
@Eddie at The LMV I think the problem that she plays herself in every movie, is not so much hers as it is that the directors aren't asking anything different from her. Which makes me think it's funny you mentioned she does different in The hustle, cuz she produced that one. Also she most definitely wasn't fat Amy when she was in Super Fun Night and that Netflix movie, Isn't it romantic. I do like her, even though her range is limited
@Death Omen The food metaphor is accurate, because the bulk of people will eat pap their entire lives without knowing it. I've a friend who watches all the Transformers films and I'm trying to wean him off them. Incidentally, he loves KFC and McDonalds and all that junk so both his film and food tastes are very processed. Unless you get some exposure to better things, you'll never know better.
Or it was like the plot of "the Producers" where they try and make a musical flop deliberately so they get to make money without paying all the investors.
@@Fenris30 Exactly... So why did they make another version, when the other one was... Decent? I watched it all the time as a kid on VHS, and I had no clue wtf was going on. I just loved cats, as animals, and it was fun for a kid to watch. Like, even as a person who enjoyed CATS as a child, when I heard about this movie, my first reaction was, "But why?"
I feel really bad for the CG artists who worked on this film. They have to have known that it wouldn’t look good, but 7 months just isn’t enough time to fix it.
Me neither that was so fire, it took me to another dimension. 🤣🤣🤣 This whole review is the best one yet! But the 3rd review I’ve heard about this film in relation to hell. 🤣
I feel like a Disney direct adaptation of his work would probs be a bit messy, but this musical can totally translate beautifully into animation being an adaptation of a successful adaptation in a way. Hell, Steven Spielberg was working on one up until this Amblimation studio went under. Look it up on Google, the concept art is amazing!
The way you say the character names like they're not the most absurd combinations of syllables ever uttered in the English language is honestly impressive.
what's worse! now studios are probably going to start pulling away from musical films because of this disaster. Wicked may never see the light of day thanks to Cats.
@TheHNTRS Its the original plot, even the young cats want to go to heaviside layer, makes no sense at all. the play has maybe a worse ending, Grizabella just walks up some stairs in the back to get to heaviside layer. the play was most popular for the choreography and costuming, and the choreography is edited with jump cuts all over the place which makes it hard to watch, they don't move like cats, its are jerk movements that don't look remotely catlike, you think sleek and stalking when you think of cats, not whatever this was. the costuming relies on cgi so they messed that up too. Andrew Lloyd Webber's stuff with TIm Rice is much better musically, Tim Rice didn't work on Cats, you know Tim Rice because he did music for Aladdin and Lion King, and this is not that.
@@dewdney101 They were high when they wrote it, so it makes it so much better if you're high when you see it. Came away feeling like I got my money's worth cuz I was high.
Did Jason Derulo just say that this movie is going to be a " *deportation* to another dimension"? LMAOOOO That statement is a lot more fitting than whatever he probably meant to say 😂😂 😂
Well, Clementine, the film is technically a deportation to another dimension in people's minds. Jason was being diplomatic to be professional because he has to work with these people.
I feel the most sorry for the dancers. They could’ve had a chance to get more work but instead they’re stuck in a movie that people will be making fun of forever.
what's worse is that the audience can't even enjoy the dancing due to the multiple angle cuts during the dance sequences. So, not only did the dancers partake in a horrible movie, they couldn't even showcase their dancing correctly...
Saw the live show on Broadway in high school. I just remember them ugly human cats walking around the very dark theater, climbing on chairs close to the audience and popping up out of nowhere, dancing in our faces. It was weird and scary.
The whole pre-production to post-production of Cats is just a fever dream. How did anyone think this would do well? Everyone says how difficult it is to get anything made in Hollywood, how was this green lit? How could they have thought this would be Oscar-bait? The mind boggles. The only good thing to come out of Cats are the hilarious reviews, outrage and confusion.
It's a highly successful stage musical, so they probably thought they could replicate its West End success on screen. Either that or it's a monstrously large money laundering operation, along the lines of "the Producers" which is meant to flop.
I repeated “this is not a high school English term paper” way too many times on the account that I couldn’t process what I was hearing. How are you still editing on the day it premieres.. I just I can’t.. I won’t even try. 😂😭
lunairerose thats a really good point. i actually recommend watching it ahjsjs i went with three friends and it was such a unique experience. having people to laugh with made it a lot better but we were SO creeped out most of the time. we were even keeping count of how many people left in the middle of the movie and honestly,,, yikes.
@@mayjaiiler I definitely don't hate myself!! haha I don't even like "cats" but that comment is hilarious and actually true, the demographic even when the show first launched to Broadway was primarily a niche white crowd!!! so it made me giggle cause she's right lmao
Dunking on 2019's Cats and proclaiming "Epstein didn't kill himself" are the two rallying cries that have briefly unified humanity. You could show Cats to a remote village who has not interacted with modern technology and even they'd be like *_"Aw hell naw! This is a mistake!!"_* .
@@abetshaw Now I want to know Kim's opinions for other musicals. Like, does she like Sondheim or does she think he's overrated? Honestly, I wanna know what she thinks about Richard Linklater wanting to direct the film adaptation of Merrily, but with the twist that he's going to (or has already started) start filming it, and it's going to be like Boyhood, and follow the actors playing Mary, Frank, and Charley over the course of 20 years in real time to make it authentic to the show. (Even though the actors cast are almost in their thirties, and the beginning/ending of the show has them as college graduates.)
creative person I think post Malone makes some feel good songs. His music isn’t groundbreaking and doesn’t have meaning that changes my life, but some of his songs make me feel good. I know his stuff might not be for everyone tho
There are much worse musicals than this, much worse, but most disappear without trace which is why you never hear of them. Look up "the Apple". There are clips online.
I have literally watched this review 5+ times in its entirety. You have a way of being animated and sophisticated while still being hip. Not to mention your amazing review skills. I have NO interest in Cats whatsoever but this review slaps. Great job.
@@JazzFlop212 When people put thier hearts and souls into something....and it flops that's gotta hurt. Plus, a lot of people making fun of it too. Being so proud of something you worked hard on just to see it fail.
I see a few people who want to go “hatewatch” it but really go watch something else that has better reviews. Hollywood doesn’t care about your “ironic/hate” money, they’ll declare it a success if they get the required money back and we might get a sequel or whatever. Give those $15 to some better cause.
Kimberly in January: "Happy 2020! I really think that this is going to be a really good year for us." Me in July: Oh, Kimberly. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
@@eoa363 I don't know if it's straight up Schadenfreude because a lot of the films/games that I enjoy getting a thrashing are popular. I think it's more of an affirmation thing?
jennifer hudson needs to hire a better agent or manager to get her roles that show her versatile that doesn't include musicals bc dreamgirls, secret life of bees, SATC, shows she's an extremely talented actress i remember she turned down precious bc she felt it was too graphic like that low key the point of acting is taking risk. As for taylor, i love her but i wish she wrote the song and let someone else play the role and sing the movie version while she does the single version similar to how disney does their musical animated movies. I can't believe they pushed Wicked film adaption release for ths trash, wicked along with the color purple musical made me get into my musical theatre obesseion
just to clarify taylor didn't perform the song she wrote in the movie. her vocals were in the credits tho. her number in the movie was awful but it wasn't the song she co-wrote
her problem is she doesnt know what to do or what her sound is. she needs to do musicals (with acting lessons of course) or gospel...or if all else fails, get with tyler perry 🤣
You're right. In the stage play Jennyanydots and Bustopher Jones are well respected and admired by the tribe. The 2019 movie did these characters dirty.
@@chichioko1446 Well in my area where every goddam line of the movie was replaced by cringey translation to Cantonese, including the lyrics, making the experience a 100 times worse. They didn't do this for CATS
Cats was always a favorite play growing up. I saw it again recently as a adult and I realized the play has no plot really. This works as a play because of the dancing and songs but as a movie... nope
They actually planned to do one like in the early 00s, Spielberg's company was going to do it and the released art is beautiful, they really missed the opportunity, it would have translated better as animation.
J Hud had a chance to be “regular” (or at least the white version of Black & regular) in the Sex in the City movie. She. Just. Can’t. It’s always exaggerated sass and yell-singing.
I loved how her voice ended the movie the end scene was very nostalgic. But yeah I hate how she left nyc in the end for the dude kind of lame, but for what her character was I think she did great.
7:50 She said "release a patch to the movie" oh my God how ridiculous. It's bad enough video games are often released not being finished ARE WE DOING THIS WITH MOVIES TOO?
I cannot tell a lie; I will always love that "Cats" exists, just because it gave me the chance to hear all my favorite RUclipsrs earnestly reciting all those stupid names.
If you've ever watched Kimmy Schmidt's on Netflix they do an episode on Cats and they basically explain that the play doesn't have a plot either. Titus is hilarious 😂
I think they need to be EXTREMELY careful how they promote the Aretha movie. The lil teaser they released is super flashy/sparkly-straight out of “Dreamgirls”. We want ARETHA not Effie 2.0. They should strive for a more serious vibe...kinda like the promotion for “Ray”.
@@joelsantiagosays that's how I feel...that teaser screamed "EFFIE IN A NEW WIG" and it annoyed me.....as a huge Aretha fan I'm hoping for a well nuanced biopic and great acting...I wanna see Jennifer embody aretha's aloof demeanor off stage and her soft spoken alure of stage
22:47 I WAS CACKLING!!!! You are soooo hilarious, she said, “whoever made that decision, electric chair.” I was DONE. Just discovered your channel, definitely subscribed. I love seeing beautiful Black women voicing their opinions, unapologetically and honestly. You are quite awesome and I love your reviews and conversations.
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Taylor Swift is whack.
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It’s sounds so bad I think I want to see it 🤣🤣
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Maroon Horizon yes!!! I just heard about this movie. Want to see it!
I hate when people are like "you cant judge the movie, you've never made one" like yeah and I've never made a cake from scratch but I know when it tastes bad.
PERIOD!!!!!!!
Maggy ann lol I'll use that one 😂😂😂
Audience got the right to judge
Facts!
This comment is gold! ❤️😂
I CANNOT stand the cult of celebrity: take a-listers and put them in a shoddy production and assume that everyone will take the bait. Sorry but that insults my intelligence.
YOU SAID IT, GIRL!!
This would be easily way better as animated, but you gotta get the kids celebs and computer animations
Emma XTC all of this 🗣🗣
@Emma XTC Thank you!! I 100% agree. 👏👏👏
@Emma XTC She has been branded as the fat, sexy girl, who is hypersexual.
The reason why I did not see this movie is There is a cat in my home and I do not want to look at her differently.
Bahahahaha! This is gold.
LoL 🤣 this comment should have 453,671 likes
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Omg you're so right, same. I didn't want to disrespect my baby lol.
This makes me laugh every time I read it
The movie sexualised the cats in a way that I feel it's lowkey targeted to the kinky part of the furry community
Please don't insult furries! Lmao.
Tbh I don't even lile flurries but I've seen enough abt what thry like and this is not it yall. They hate it when animals are just humans with light fur and cat ears on them. I know that bc they comment on every animation work that has some sort of talking animal in it.
@@zulal9926 some furries are into what's in cats, I know this because two dudes in my old discord server drew furry hentai
@@aidam7822 ı told this bc I've seen furries complain abt this movie. But maybe some of them liked it dunno. But this is not really their style ya knoe
@@zulal9926 agreed
I feel bad for the cgi artists. I can’t imagine how stressed they were given the little time they had. Worst part is, they probably know the cgi is awful but there isn’t much they can do since it’s not them who dictate the schedule. They do what they can with the time given. This all falls on the director.
And they never ever give them enough time. They just don’t know how much work it is really needed
"They should've thrown more money at it" is a response I see whenever something like this happens and its mind numbing. If I told you to write a 50 page term paper due by the end of the day, I'd expect something incomplete and terrible. Offering you a million dollars to do it won't change much.
mariokarter13 absolutely! I hear that a lot too but funding isn’t always the case as you stated. The issue is a lot of people don’t understand the process and how much time stuff like this takes, especially fur! I mean, look at the sonic film fiasco and the insight into the process of creating such character. Sure, they don’t have to develop a character from scratch in this case, but I imagine the creation of fur is the same along with the pain staking process of trying to make it move naturally with the actor or character. As she said in her video, cgi animation takes years! It’s painstaking and grueling! There’s so much fine detail that needs attention and if it’s not given the proper time, it’s gonna be a disaster. I was gonna go to school for animation but decided against it. It’s considerably stressful if you don’t have an inane lvl of passion for it. And these situations just make it worse. It’s hard not to feel disappointed of a project that wasn’t given the proper respect. Even if the film had turned out bad, if there’s one thing you hope for, it’s that the film was at least beautiful to look at. I doubt half of these people will be properly paid because of how hard this bombed.
Actually if you look up reviews from cgi artists the cgi is *technically* very well done and the design is what’s giving you that unsettling, uncanny valley feeling. The digital art was successfully portraying a terrible design unfortunately.
@@mariokarter13 that is true but cgi artists are generally not paid enough. like when one of the Studios on Life of Pi went backrupt just before it won the oscar for best visual effects ...
At this point REebel Wilson plays the same character in every movie
Yes fat Amy all the time
I never thought she was funny. I don't get the appeal of her. I prefer Aidy Bryant
I thought I was the only one that thought this....her and Tiffany Haddish
@@kittykattastegood To be fair, comedians in general tend to. Robin Williams did. Some with Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey etc.
@Eddie at The LMV I think the problem that she plays herself in every movie, is not so much hers as it is that the directors aren't asking anything different from her. Which makes me think it's funny you mentioned she does different in The hustle, cuz she produced that one. Also she most definitely wasn't fat Amy when she was in Super Fun Night and that Netflix movie, Isn't it romantic. I do like her, even though her range is limited
Unfortunately, Jennifer Hudson’s vocals can’t carry a whole movie.
Lol I was thinking the same thing. Jennifer Hudson did a spectacular job. If she had more air time it would have been great. Jennifer is a Wonder.
*Fortunately
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She needs to make agent call to reflect on that mistake
Maybe in another project, it can. She appears for, like, six minutes in this movie.
"I'm calling the police. I'm pressing charges. Whoever made that decision, electric chair."
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Yesss! Gone immediately! 😂😂😂
Nia Lapin 😂😂😂
"I wanna be fair, I wanna make sure everyone gets the blame that they deserve." I am cackling laughing - SUBSCRIBED!
I've always hated the "Where's YOUR movie?" response to criticism. I don't need to be a chef to tell that a meal is poorly made.
@Death Omen The food metaphor is accurate, because the bulk of people will eat pap their entire lives without knowing it. I've a friend who watches all the Transformers films and I'm trying to wean him off them. Incidentally, he loves KFC and McDonalds and all that junk so both his film and food tastes are very processed. Unless you get some exposure to better things, you'll never know better.
Cats was the most atrocious thing I’ve ever seen on screen. I was confused the whole time. I was so offended on behalf of all cats around the world.
Lisa Smart oop
Lawyers should be involved!
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Kay E. I’ve seen it on tape but I’m hoping to see it live. But I believe you. There are some things that just can’t be translated on screen.
The majority of the budget went to the 'names' that were cast. Trust that!
Lynnette René Doby Underrated comment.
Lmao. Like we were supposed to recognize the cat hybrids could of just hired anyone else for budget. what a botch Job.
Or it was like the plot of "the Producers" where they try and make a musical flop deliberately so they get to make money without paying all the investors.
They should've just dressed them as cats, instead of all the cgi.
I agree. They could have come up with costumes and makeup that would have looked cute, instead of creepy CGI monstrosities.
@@Violetbunnyfish Good idea
They already made that version.
@@Fenris30 Exactly... So why did they make another version, when the other one was... Decent? I watched it all the time as a kid on VHS, and I had no clue wtf was going on. I just loved cats, as animals, and it was fun for a kid to watch. Like, even as a person who enjoyed CATS as a child, when I heard about this movie, my first reaction was, "But why?"
@@VioletbunnyfishAgreed. Just like the stage musical.
It took they 7 months to edit this film? Yikes. They been making us wait like what 9 years for another Avatar? Who they thought they was lmaoooooo
Right! Still waiting on Avatar 2.
Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂
@@yuyussquad5918 It comes out dec 2021 :(
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This what happens when you are more concerned about awards and achievements than quality work
i have a feeling that most of the “budget” was spent on the celebrity cameos
junglejim4322 i thought the same
"These are cat like DEMONS with human hands and feet!"
I SCREAMED! 😂
@3:32
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AfroQueen ironically I was the 666th like of this comment
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“The Post Malone of musical theatre....” I. Am. Cackling.
Post Malone sucks
@@creativeperson5858 that's what she's saying
@@creativeperson5858 We get it! You have a weird hateboner for Post Malone! Stop fucking spamming the comments with your copy+paste shit!
I was telling that same thing to my brother 😂. Post Malone just lives on hype. I call him Scrap Paper.
@Hope Freeman the quote of 2020 🤣🤣🤣
“The reviews don’t matter” - Jason Derulo
Bless his heart 😂😂
VintageShee LMAO 😂
Guess I’ll say the samething if I got a paycheck out of it.
Jason Derulo needs to find something made just for him. A song, a dance, a part in a movie- something. He's talented, but he hasn't found his place.
VintageShee but you know what does and always will matter...box office. They're nowhere near making the money back.
And his penis
😂😂
I feel really bad for the CG artists who worked on this film. They have to have known that it wouldn’t look good, but 7 months just isn’t enough time to fix it.
Yes. They needed at least a year to make it look decent.
“Andrew loydd Webber is the post Malone of musical theatre” I SCREAMED
This is not a review. This is a rant and... I loved it
More entertaining than the movie 😂😂😂
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True cat
How do you review a movie with little to no plot 😂
It's ok for it to be both.
“Grisabella and her uncontrollable mucus have their moment.”
I HOWLED!!!
Vivian Phillips omg😭😂🤣
"The plot is as thin as Donald Trump's combover" Y'all I'm sorry I was not expecting that 😂😂😂😂
drtash21 😂😂😂😂😂 shady boots lol
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That had me hollerin’ 😂😂😂
Lol
Me neither that was so fire, it took me to another dimension. 🤣🤣🤣
This whole review is the best one yet! But the 3rd review I’ve heard about this film in relation to hell. 🤣
"Don't turn them into cartoon cats"
But that's the only way it could work in a movie!
exactly and they could have gone to a studio that would've animate as pussycats and more matured
They should have just stuck to costumes and make up like Broadway, would have turned out better...
I feel like a Disney direct adaptation of his work would probs be a bit messy, but this musical can totally translate beautifully into animation being an adaptation of a successful adaptation in a way. Hell, Steven Spielberg was working on one up until this Amblimation studio went under. Look it up on Google, the concept art is amazing!
“Taylor Swift showed up to give us thin vocals and pigeon-toed dancing” I’m laughing so hard
“I want to be fair, I want to make sure everyone gets the blame they deserve “ 😩😂. I love you Kim.
“Everyone gets the blame they deserve” 😂😂
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😂😂😂😭😭😭
😂😂😂 Yep. Even Jennifer.
Lmao
😂 😂 😂
I can’t do animal people in movies unless it’s a cartoon.
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Hayley Madison, LLC It’s so weird how humans are obsessed with portraying animals as people lol
Oliver Anderson yes exactly!!! That is the part that trips me out
Hayley Madison, LLC Glad someone else agrees haha It is weird
Yeah, anthro animals only look cute in animation, but realistic humanoid costumes? Creepy!!!
The way you say the character names like they're not the most absurd combinations of syllables ever uttered in the English language is honestly impressive.
They sound like racehorse names!! Like those ridiculous weird out of left field names lol XD
Whoever made the decision to delay Wicked's production in favor of Cats probably got fired after Cats lost $70 million on a $95 million budget.
what's worse! now studios are probably going to start pulling away from musical films because of this disaster. Wicked may never see the light of day thanks to Cats.
I wasnt going to see cats... but you had me at "ritually sacrificed"
I also had no interest but now I'm ready to get nice and high and see what's up
@TheHNTRS Its the original plot, even the young cats want to go to heaviside layer, makes no sense at all. the play has maybe a worse ending, Grizabella just walks up some stairs in the back to get to heaviside layer. the play was most popular for the choreography and costuming, and the choreography is edited with jump cuts all over the place which makes it hard to watch, they don't move like cats, its are jerk movements that don't look remotely catlike, you think sleek and stalking when you think of cats, not whatever this was. the costuming relies on cgi so they messed that up too. Andrew Lloyd Webber's stuff with TIm Rice is much better musically, Tim Rice didn't work on Cats, you know Tim Rice because he did music for Aladdin and Lion King, and this is not that.
@@dewdney101 They were high when they wrote it, so it makes it so much better if you're high when you see it. Came away feeling like I got my money's worth cuz I was high.
It's so bad you wanna watch
@@dewdney101 Sounds like a great plan. 😂👍
This film is definitely getting a Raspberry Award for Worst Movie.
Yep
no, CGI Lion King is going to win
Did Jason Derulo just say that this movie is going to be a " *deportation* to another dimension"? LMAOOOO That statement is a lot more fitting than whatever he probably meant to say 😂😂 😂
Clementine Cake Girl, I’m dead.
I have tears rolling down my face! Lol
So it's been confirmed that it's against our will😂😂😂😂
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Well, Clementine, the film is technically a deportation to another dimension in people's minds. Jason was being diplomatic to be professional because he has to work with these people.
Me in this movie: Do they know we can see this?
Aww man 😂
I feel the most sorry for the dancers. They could’ve had a chance to get more work but instead they’re stuck in a movie that people will be making fun of forever.
what's worse is that the audience can't even enjoy the dancing due to the multiple angle cuts during the dance sequences. So, not only did the dancers partake in a horrible movie, they couldn't even showcase their dancing correctly...
This movie should have been animated rather than live action
Aurora Tovar A reverse Lion King of sorts.
Though a good idea, it would've been against the original author's wife wishes. Remember she told Andrew no animated pussy cats lol
Aurora Tovar also you’ll lose some of the charm of the original musical, also the dancing is the main thing people like it
You'reNot MyDad well they should have told her to fuck off
No just real cats
we were initially promised a wicked film with a 2019 release date and we got cats instead..... says a lot about how life works
Well, cats terrified people so it's technically a wicked film and was released in 2019. Sometimes life just misunderstands our wishes
sara lmao exactly how I feel
Thank God
Saw the live show on Broadway in high school. I just remember them ugly human cats walking around the very dark theater, climbing on chairs close to the audience and popping up out of nowhere, dancing in our faces. It was weird and scary.
I don't know why but your description had me cackling😂😂
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😂😂😂 omggg
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"I want to be fair. Everyone needs to get the blame they deserve."
I fell over laughing.
The whole pre-production to post-production of Cats is just a fever dream. How did anyone think this would do well? Everyone says how difficult it is to get anything made in Hollywood, how was this green lit? How could they have thought this would be Oscar-bait? The mind boggles.
The only good thing to come out of Cats are the hilarious reviews, outrage and confusion.
It's a highly successful stage musical, so they probably thought they could replicate its West End success on screen.
Either that or it's a monstrously large money laundering operation, along the lines of "the Producers" which is meant to flop.
Cats will clean up at one award show...the Razzies😂
Yes!!!!!
You speak truth!
I repeated “this is not a high school English term paper” way too many times on the account that I couldn’t process what I was hearing. How are you still editing on the day it premieres.. I just I can’t.. I won’t even try. 😂😭
LaShic Mondrell this whole review is the DRAG of the year. I hollered the entire time
"I'm calling the police"
"I'm pressing charges"
I hollered. Give us our Wicked movie!
“Happy 2020. I really think this is going to me a *Good* year for us”
Well, unfortunately that statement aged like milk.
and also,, why was this movie so weirdly sexual?? 😭😭
My guess, humans' weird association of cats to sexuality. Still wanna watch for curiosity's sake. Sad that it doesn't seem like it's so bad it's good.
lunairerose thats a really good point. i actually recommend watching it ahjsjs i went with three friends and it was such a unique experience. having people to laugh with made it a lot better but we were SO creeped out most of the time. we were even keeping count of how many people left in the middle of the movie and honestly,,, yikes.
The play has a lot of sexuality in it.
Indiegirl007 caramba i had no idea and im honestly scared snsjskd
I feel like the musical was just as if not more sexual
"I just thought it was white culture honestly" the way you read us to filth i cannot breathe.
Self - hate is a shame.
@make kim Her comment is self-deprecating humor, it's not that deep.
mae kim or just realistic and her ego doesn’t keep her from thinking clearly and with logic. you’re bitter
@@mayjaiiler Just because you're white doesn't mean you have to defend every single aspect of white culture. Your logic makes no sense.
@@mayjaiiler I definitely don't hate myself!! haha I don't even like "cats" but that comment is hilarious and actually true, the demographic even when the show first launched to Broadway was primarily a niche white crowd!!! so it made me giggle cause she's right lmao
"I wanna make sure everyone gets the blame that they deserve."...... Comedy gold hahahaa
T.S. Eliot is rolling over in his grave. I mean, he was already from the stage production. But he must be SPINNING now
I was waiting for someone to say this ^^
Dunking on 2019's Cats and proclaiming "Epstein didn't kill himself" are the two rallying cries that have briefly unified humanity.
You could show Cats to a remote village who has not interacted with modern technology and even they'd be like *_"Aw hell naw! This is a mistake!!"_* .
Not sure if you're familiar with Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix but that show has a very funny take on why Cats the musical is the way it is.
@@extrashotofespresso_ lol was thinking about it the whole time watching her review.... now it makes sense lol 😆😆😆
Which episode? I wanna see!
@@hfree15 season 4 episode 11
Yes! I love that episode! 😂
That's what I thought the first review of this movie I watched.
"Andrew Lloyd Webber is the Post Malone of Musical Theater"- Kim 2020 😂😭💀
I audibly cackled, because as a theatre geek myself, it's so true!
@@cannibalisticrequiem Me too!! 😂
Post Malone is absolute garbage, I can't believe people listen that trash.
@@abetshaw Now I want to know Kim's opinions for other musicals. Like, does she like Sondheim or does she think he's overrated? Honestly, I wanna know what she thinks about Richard Linklater wanting to direct the film adaptation of Merrily, but with the twist that he's going to (or has already started) start filming it, and it's going to be like Boyhood, and follow the actors playing Mary, Frank, and Charley over the course of 20 years in real time to make it authentic to the show. (Even though the actors cast are almost in their thirties, and the beginning/ending of the show has them as college graduates.)
creative person I think post Malone makes some feel good songs. His music isn’t groundbreaking and doesn’t have meaning that changes my life, but some of his songs make me feel good. I know his stuff might not be for everyone tho
“Where are you getting the fur from?” 😂 questions that need answer
The cats that didn’t get to be reborn 😳
I've never heard a more heinous phrase than "cockroach with a face on it". I rebuke.
“You wanna talk about DEMONS?” 😂
It looked terrible on the trailer 😭
Well this is widely regarded as the worst musical ever, seems like it's also the worst adaptation of a musical in movie
😂
Seriously the only time Cats was mentioned in my musical theatre circles, is when we were making fun of it lol
The musical was a cringefest as well. I did my best at wiping it from my memories, lol
Lucila disturbance wow I thought cats was respected and I just didn’t get it 😂😂😂😂😂
There are much worse musicals than this, much worse, but most disappear without trace which is why you never hear of them. Look up "the Apple". There are clips online.
Not cat-like demons with human hands and feet!! 😭😭😂🤣💀⚰️
Ramo on god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ramo hilarious 😆
Ramo take me to the king 💀
I have literally watched this review 5+ times in its entirety. You have a way of being animated and sophisticated while still being hip. Not to mention your amazing review skills. I have NO interest in Cats whatsoever but this review slaps. Great job.
I feel bad for the actors, actresses, and dancers who gave it thier all in this production.
Why? They made tons of money and it won’t affect their career.
@@JazzFlop212 When people put thier hearts and souls into something....and it flops that's gotta hurt. Plus, a lot of people making fun of it too. Being so proud of something you worked hard on just to see it fail.
Jimenez Unless they are clinically retarded, they were likely well aware of how awful the movie is.
Anything James Corden and Rebel Wilson touch, I avoid like an infectious disease.
@@JazzFlop212 I'm hoping it will kill off the career of several of them. It is the "Caligula" of our times.
“Why force it? Why are you doing that to us?!” 😂😂😂😂
I see a few people who want to go “hatewatch” it but really go watch something else that has better reviews. Hollywood doesn’t care about your “ironic/hate” money, they’ll declare it a success if they get the required money back and we might get a sequel or whatever. Give those $15 to some better cause.
“Thin vocals & pigeon toed dancing”😂😂😂😂 BYE KIM
😂
"And I was like .... is this Macbeth?!" 😂😂😂
“I don’t know why people are determine to convince us that Taylor Swift is a good performer, she is not” omg savage!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Someone finally said what I've thought all along.
For some reason people love her and I think she is so unauthentic.
omg!!! she is the best!
Truth!
Taylor Swift is so mediocre. I really don’t get it.
This movie sounds like an acid and shroom tripped rolled into one without the mindblowing revelation that comes with it.
The musical movie you need to see comes out this summer with Lin Manual Miranda's In The Heights.
The trailer looks amazing,,, so hyped!
Yasssssss!!!
Yes!!
This movie summed up by everyone: chair...but make it electric
Kimberly in January: "Happy 2020! I really think that this is going to be a really good year for us."
Me in July: Oh, Kimberly. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
“It’s gonna be a deportation to another dimension.”
You mean the uncanny valley?
GenreChowderStudios he used the wrong word there
@@serial92989 I think it was the right word, in hindsight. deportation indeed
lmao "and also who is making these cat clothes?!" dying Kim you are hilarious
“THESE CHOICES!” 😂 says it all
I love pushing off sleep to watch one of my favorite youtubers reviewing a movie I'll never watch
Can we name the guilty pleasure of watching scathing reviews of art you never were interested in to begin with?
@@MasoTrumoi Schadenfreude?
@@eoa363 I don't know if it's straight up Schadenfreude because a lot of the films/games that I enjoy getting a thrashing are popular.
I think it's more of an affirmation thing?
Hahaha I'm like "dammmmnnnnn that movie trash lol good thing I wasn't bout to see it!"
Cats has done one good thing for art, and it's having inspired so many creative and hilarious takedowns of it.
This movie is getting nothing but Golden Raspberries. “You get a Razzie, and you get a Razzie, everybody gets a Razzie”
I see why Mr.Scheffield hated Andrew Lloyd Webber
Armani Sumter oh my god I spit my tea laughing 😂
He’s cackling at this flop now
Lol I never get fan references yay me for watching the nanny 👏👏
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
When Jason said “deportation to another dimension” 😅😅😅😅
“I’m calling the police, I’m pressing charges, electric chair” I love you Kimberly 😂💖
Chase Davis electric chair
jennifer hudson needs to hire a better agent or manager to get her roles that show her versatile that doesn't include musicals bc dreamgirls, secret life of bees, SATC, shows she's an extremely talented actress i remember she turned down precious bc she felt it was too graphic like that low key the point of acting is taking risk. As for taylor, i love her but i wish she wrote the song and let someone else play the role and sing the movie version while she does the single version similar to how disney does their musical animated movies. I can't believe they pushed Wicked film adaption release for ths trash, wicked along with the color purple musical made me get into my musical theatre obesseion
I wouldn't put Secret Life of Bees in the same category as Drsamgirls...it wasn't even a musical.
just to clarify taylor didn't perform the song she wrote in the movie. her vocals were in the credits tho. her number in the movie was awful but it wasn't the song she co-wrote
Honey, all of them need good agents because this thing is a whole mess! It could ruin a career... lol
her problem is she doesnt know what to do or what her sound is. she needs to do musicals (with acting lessons of course) or gospel...or if all else fails, get with tyler perry 🤣
Jennifer needs to stick to music.
just wanna say...in the original musical there are no fat characters that are the butt of fat jokes...if that's in the movie it's ONLY in the movie :/
You're right. In the stage play Jennyanydots and Bustopher Jones are well respected and admired by the tribe. The 2019 movie did these characters dirty.
"A cat wearing fur is like me wearing human skin!"
Do we know that the fur coats are made from cat fur, because leather _is_ a thing people wear.
I think she was trying to say the cat already has fur. Same way humans already have skin... Not sure anymore
Lol cats have fur like we have skin.
"This is the worst use of CGI I have eveerrr seen in a film." -Kim 2020
cough 2019 Lion King cough
@@michaelbfdiiwong523 nah honey it was worse than lion king
@@chichioko1446 Well in my area where every goddam line of the movie was replaced by cringey translation to Cantonese, including the lyrics, making the experience a 100 times worse.
They didn't do this for CATS
Even worse than the Sonic movie?
@@michaelbfdiiwong523 The thing is that the CGI in the Lion King 2019 are of a good quality, it's just that the whole is pointless.
Cats was always a favorite play growing up. I saw it again recently as a adult and I realized the play has no plot really. This works as a play because of the dancing and songs but as a movie... nope
Kim: "I think this is gonna be a really good year for us."
2020: *Inserts video of man laughing while getting into his limo*
😂😂😂😂
I'm late, but I was rewatching this video, and when Kim said that 2020 was gonna be a good year I started sighing. We were all so innocent back then
“Andy Lloyd Weber is just the Post Malone of musical theatre.” is the most valid opinion I’ve heard all year. Thank you.
“I really think this is gonna be a good year for us” ... oh honey
I feel like no one really likes cats anyways. They should’ve done a cute little animation with broadway voice actors
They actually planned to do one like in the early 00s, Spielberg's company was going to do it and the released art is beautiful, they really missed the opportunity, it would have translated better as animation.
Lol people love cats thats why it's always here. But the way the musical is design is for theaters..
J Hud had a chance to be “regular” (or at least the white version of Black & regular) in the Sex in the City movie. She. Just. Can’t. It’s always exaggerated sass and yell-singing.
She was sooo cringeworthy in the SATC movie...
Your period usage has me on floor lol.
😂😂😂
I loved how her voice ended the movie the end scene was very nostalgic. But yeah I hate how she left nyc in the end for the dude kind of lame, but for what her character was I think she did great.
She was terrible in SATC. Embarrassing 😂
7:50 She said "release a patch to the movie" oh my God how ridiculous. It's bad enough video games are often released not being finished ARE WE DOING THIS WITH MOVIES TOO?
Sarah Likes Tacos was just thinking the same. Very troubling precedent after seeing what it’s done to the video game industry
I cannot tell a lie; I will always love that "Cats" exists, just because it gave me the chance to hear all my favorite RUclipsrs earnestly reciting all those stupid names.
"good year for us" oof
I wanna see it but I refuse to waste money 😭
This is truly the Fyre festival of movies. Smh. Cats is literally my #1 favorite musical. This movie was aweful.
"I wanna be fair, I wanna make sure everybody gets the blame that they deserve." BWAHAHAHAHA!
Idk why, but every time you said “cat boobs,” I giggled REAL hard.
Missed opportunity to say kitty titties, though
“Whoever made that decision: electric chair.” Me when the restaurant doesn’t have mozzarella sticks
If you've ever watched Kimmy Schmidt's on Netflix they do an episode on Cats and they basically explain that the play doesn't have a plot either. Titus is hilarious 😂
@ 0:07 who knew that things would get this bad, huh?
Maybe Jennifer will wow us in the Aretha biopic.
She better... otherwise wtf!!!
I think they need to be EXTREMELY careful how they promote the Aretha movie. The lil teaser they released is super flashy/sparkly-straight out of “Dreamgirls”. We want ARETHA not Effie 2.0. They should strive for a more serious vibe...kinda like the promotion for “Ray”.
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@@joelsantiagosays that's how I feel...that teaser screamed "EFFIE IN A NEW WIG" and it annoyed me.....as a huge Aretha fan I'm hoping for a well nuanced biopic and great acting...I wanna see Jennifer embody aretha's aloof demeanor off stage and her soft spoken alure of stage
@@joelsantiagosays thank you....someone said IT. All I saw was Effie periodttt
"I really think this will be a good year for us" things that aged badly
22:47 I WAS CACKLING!!!! You are soooo hilarious, she said, “whoever made that decision, electric chair.” I was DONE. Just discovered your channel, definitely subscribed. I love seeing beautiful Black women voicing their opinions, unapologetically and honestly. You are quite awesome and I love your reviews and conversations.