Veggie Hunt | Kevin James Short Film
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Kevin James proves that actors and actresses are being held back by Hollywood
I think it is just him. No one else could figure out that they could do this?🤪
More actors and actresses should go the Kevin James route!
@@eastskuzz9619 depends if they can actually think of their own short films too.
Very true
@Luis Sanchez, just him.
I stalked celery for a while. It took more calories than it was worth.
Excellent!
Clever
I'm a vegan. It's not that I love animals, I just hate plants.
@Art Bell
Broccoli Lives Matter 🤘
I'm a vegan, too. I just don't find it practicable to forgo animal foods. 😂
Why is it appropriate to parody black lives?
@@ese4832 its appropriate to parody anything
Except that more plants are killed when you eat animals because the animals eat plants themselves and plants are killed in order for them to graze.
Shot an onion once, cried for days. Never shoot an onion.
And never put too many onions in the sauce.
@@PhantomFilmAustralia no such thing as to many onions lol
Good one!
Well done sir. Well done.
paintballfuego There is, actually
Probably the most vicious and brutal depiction of carrot harvesting ever to be put on film.
Memecenter I love vegetables, so I eat steak.
Search "Carrot juice constitutes murder" or "I hear the screams of the vegetables" on RUclips.
@@MrBenHart tool, cries of the carrots.
one of the funniest things ever to come out of metal (aside from emo bands. i just cant take them seriously).
@@schaddly i love that album, Undertow. And man, they've made a lot of really good music imho.
Hehehe. I love your comment. ❤️
Seeing “Doug” and “Danny” made me think about the unhealthy amount of king of queens I watch everyday...😂😂😂 (it’s such a great show😂)
same!
i bought all seasons on bluray recently and rewatching it. it's great!
@@waspoza awesome. Its so nice when i catch it on TV. Brings back memories of simpler times.
Same here
King of Queens, is on right now. I'm watching it while I'm on RUclips and, this got recommend to me.
If he'd aimed for the spine it would've stayed a vegetable.
😂🤣😂
Boo
😄👌
Nice
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
The only thing wrong with these is how short they are.
also the best thing about them
"Always leave 'em wanting more."
That's what she said.
Getting to the point should always be short and sweet
I dont think we could handle an actual long drawn out story
He bout made me cry with the red light video
Think of the damage he could do
I have been interested in Veggie hunting ever since I saw the Swedish Chef from the Muppets turn a cabbage into coleslaw with a 44 Magnum
Dang!!!! That *Gamo Whisper pellet gun* had one heck of a kick and report!!!! 😂😂😂
😂that's what I thought too
This needs to be the top comment. They need to pin it!
Oh frick I commented this and then scrolled down and found your comment haha I thought the same thing! My brother and I use this this exact gamo black cat to somewhat discretely curb the squirrel population on our property
I thought the same thing 😂
“That is sick” lol
My father taught us that you have to drink the juice of your first carrot kill. "It's the spirit of the carrot. You must drink the juice to honor the carrot. Once you do that, there is going to be something different about you...always."
Not only are you an underappreciated standup comic, but your ridiculous range and awesome outlook are nothing if not refreshing at the least. I grew up with you and I'm super happy you're still out here killing it and being true to your own self. No politics. No social bullshit. Just a hilarious and insanely likeable guy being him. You're hope for the average man in these times because some of us really just want to step out of the current bubble and remember what being silly is like. Thanks man.
Anybody else take this seriously until the carrot walked out? I lost it.
Haha you took a video with kevin james in seriously haha you're crazy
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Kevin James is such a stud. Hollywood doesn’t deserve his ability to make you feel good and put a smile on your face. Such an inspiration for my shorts.
Your pants don’t care though?
Well, good thing he's not an inspiration IN your shorts.
Arek Petrosian hahahaha yeah that is a good thing
Say that again?
RealHipHop4TheFam I should have said shorts films lol. Whoops.
Kevin James Rules!😎
Kevin is a comic genius. It's not so much the material, it is in the timing...
The Margey episode is probably the one that he shined the brightest.
Pretty sure a pellet gun doesn't make that kinda sound. I know mine doesn't. It's important, you don't want to scare off the other vegetables.
of course, it makes perfect sense!!! so.... any recommendations for hunting asparagus?
For the discreet hunter.
Yeah, is that a springer of Spanish origin?
So there is a 6' foot carrot grazing in a field and you are hung up on it being a pellet gun?
@@proloftz Looks to me like a Gamo Break Barrel .177 Pellet Rifle. I have one just like it. Works great on Broccoli and Beets.
Kevin James: *Breathes*
Everyone: "That's the best thing we could get"
BECAUSE ITS TRUE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Somewhere there's a den of baby carrots wondering when mom's coming home.
Also, I like this new trend. I hope it becomes a thing.
What new trend?
NO you don’t Do you understand their agenda ? Confirming what they’ve said for centuries. !! They have completely took control of our food. Now switching from animal based diets they controlled which were hard and expensive to do. Now to Labratory made food. Fake meat ?? Get out of here. Any “vegan” which is a word I despise , whom needs a burger to replicate a meat burger should not be thinking their plant based. They are just trying a fad. True health is deep, very deep. Watch out. Once they control the “plant based” food it’s over
Veggieeetaleees
@@giovanniseed-planter753 lmao you are freaking out, veganism and plant-based livestyles are the greatest thing to ever happen to the world. They are improving the environment, health of humans and most importantly the animal while becoming tastier and more affordable year by year. Lets get it 🌱💪❤️
@@uday7633 for 200 000 thousand years humans have thrived of a meat diet. Yet, in 50 years they have convinced you otherwise. Idiot
"This is the best burger of my Life"
"It's vegan"
"You know what, give me the regular one"
- classic
I first heard about King of Queens when Kevin was interviewed on the Mark Simone show. Then last year, I saw there were KQ reruns on some specialty channel and I binge watched the entire series. I have to say, what a great show. Jerry Stiller was especially brilliant and made the show so special.
Kevin James has made RUclips great again
So hard to stalk up on a whole herd of giant carrots. I had no idea James was so skilled in hunting herbs.
I'm ADDICTED to Kevin James 😱
Oh yeah instant legend
We all are my friend. We all are.
Same
Iam addicted to christal meth
im a-dick-tip
Love this that Kevin James did with his brother and others!!!! So funny the whole barbecue scene and then the scene with them hunting big carrots!!!! Keep them coming, Kevin!!
I am always ready for a Kevin James video.
Kevin James with the content, it doesn't stop!
His reaction and the look on his face when he's told it's not actual beef in his burger kills me everytime.
Thank you Mr. Kevin J for all your short movies! Your humor is so appreciated during pandemic time. Keep them coming... 💜Forever your fan...
Another gold short film! Thanks for the laughs, Kevin!
Adam Howard
I’m just glad you didn’t say golden shower film.
@@timopper5488 changed it to gold*. That's safer lol
I just discovered this channel. My stomach hurts from laughing! Kevin. Keep up the good work. This is by far the best use of
Bathroom and couch time ever.
This is hysterical! I’ve never really liked him as an actor however his RUclips videos are so much better! Much respect! Keep them coming!
fantastic ! Good to see your brother in this. You guys have some great on-screen chemistry.
0:30 - “Dad…what happens if a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?”
gefloigle 🦘🤣
Kevin James is the real MVP
Was just thinking yesterday I'd love to see Kevin do one with his brother. They're great together
R Williams I agree !
Yep. Love that dude. Miss seeing him around!
Little did they know that the feral Hareosaur was just about to be right back! And after these words, Kevin James can stand to receive many new words of thanks and praise.
The simplicity of your short films are always a delight! Always looking forward to the next one!
I love how devastated he looks when he says "wut"
Doug and Danny, Kevin and Gary back at it again. Just seeing that opening scene with the two of you together again was amazing haha. I hope you do more stuff together soon.
LOVE you Kevin! We just saw you on your Irregardless Tour in Grand Rapids. We had such a great time!
I thought he was going to hunt vegetarians lol
Me too!
That's one wicked sense of humour 😅😂
🤣
That would be the late 70s independent film of cable television.
Considering what is probably going to happen with lots of protestors, sycophantic sanctimonious hypocrites, and other suckers in their respective circuses of subverted cyclical oppression... This may become a sanctioned "hospitality" service at various college campuses and private domains across the globe. Lil' Sleazers Papa New Guinea etc.
Who would have thought, he's still hanging out with his cousin Danny.
The cousin! Thanks, that was driving me crazy.
OutspokenRed actually his brother irl
@@VERSACE.1X oh for real? I didn't even know that
OutspokenRed yeah, their last name is just a stage name
OutspokenRed king and queens show Arthur g/F was his real wife both have passed away his real son is Ben stiller.
Kevin James can be an A-hole in public but this is gold lol. Other actors have everything written out for them and don’t know what to do once they’re in the real world.
Love it! I grow up with you, Sandler and the gang. This is amazing! Gonna watch them all!
It's carrot season said no one ever...
Kevin James: Would you like to be in my next video shoot?
Me: Sure, I'd love to.
Kevin: Great, glad to have you on board. Now, in this shoot you're dressed up as a giant carrot and I'm going to have to take you down!
Just as long as you make a quick and painless. I'm not trying to be a vegetable 🤦
@@phantomsoldier87 I seed what you did there. Almost did a face plant!
"Vegetable rights & peace"
Neil the Hippy,
THE YOUNG ONES
Ha. I imagine this reference is lost on a lot of Yanks though.
I glad to see you had your brother in one of these. You guys are awesome
I'm a veggie , Kevin...this was so hilarious..thanks for my chuckle of the day...
Hey look! It's Danny!
Hey look! It's Kevin's brother, Gary!
Best RUclips channel by any celebrity. No ego. Just laughs
RIP Jerry Stiller. Seeing Doug and Danny makes me think of Arthur in the basement. Gold Jerry.
Being from the midwest, This IS the conversation I have daily
cheers!
From Italy: Thanks Kevin !! We love you, you are GREAT
Got damn, murdered a Carrot... 🥕🤣
Everyone knows the first rule of Carrot Hunting is to NOT wear ‘carrot-color’ clothing.
🙃🥕
Be well, stay kind and blessings to all~
❤ this comment!! Lol ✌✌🙏
Werrrrrrrrd!
Thought the first rule was there are no rules.
@@bqthird No jackass, that's "full contact patty cake." C'mon man, tighten it up...
I love how that is a pellet gun, and it made that much noise and that huge hole I am very impressed
I'm so glad someone noticed, that thing could kill a pigeon.... maybe...
@@AfflictedNation I have a rifle like tgat. I've killed opposums and a raccoon with mine. Some of them are pretty powerful.
But they don't sound like that. 🙄
You really should have had a graphic content disclaimer on this video. I can't unsee that.
I love that KJ ain't afraid to do his 'corniest' ideas. I have the same break barrel nitro piston pellet gun used in the video. Only Kevin could make it sound like a high powered rifle.
He’s just lucky that the carrot wasn’t a triffid.
Parsnips take about 3 shots, so you better wear armor, because they have more iron!
Joel Williams
Celery is the easiest to stalk after a first shot.
@@timopper5488 "Stalk." You have reached an all-time low there, buddy.
"I'll allow it!" -Judge Mills Lane
that was kevin james real brother right? he ws also in king of queens ;)
This is Kevin at his best, love it man.
I haven't seen that dude grilling in a long time glad to see him again especially in Kevin's video he should do more videos with him 👍😎
Here Comes the Boom. Epic!😎
They are brothers in real life.
Kevin, just to be clear, I'm not complimenting you on your talent. This is actually a complaint. I just watched all your videos from oldest to newest because it gave me the entertainment pleasure I was seeking. Unfortunately, this was the last one. I hadn't commented on any of them because I'm generally a selfish person who withdraws complimenting people because it doesn't benefit me. Also because I have a skewed sense of entitlement, I do not hold back complaints...like this one. You haven't created enough content for me!!! Now what am I suppose to do!? Just wait for you to make more!!!? I actually now have to put effort into trying to find equal or better content to watch on RUclips to further procrastinate the real responsibilities in life that I'm avoiding...like actually CREATING content instead of just watching it. Ugh. Thanks a lot jerk.
I feel ya. 😥
"Nature. Water. Greenness. Cut the plants. Onto the grill. Into ya buns."
And eventually out of ya buns as well.
Bro went broccoli hunting, damn things are so good at camouflage with the trees
Your imagination has no bounds Kevin - I love it 🤣
That carrot wasn't bothering anyone!! Now its carrot brains are blow'd out.
You take hilarious to a new level. Deeply insanely hilarious.
King of Queens 13 years later…
Not much has changed. I still watch it tho. 😁
Lol...
The photo at the end is PRICELESS...
🤣🤣🤣
No actual carrots were harmed in the making of this film...
Danny lookin' ROUGH these days compared to Douglas.
lol, yeah, Doug definitely aged better. x)
If he didn’t kill that carrot, it would have killed him!
Carrots are way overpopulated. We need to kill them and broccoli too just in case.
Ok, I'm following Kevin James now. That was classic.
Kevin what you are doing is genius on this channel lol keep up the awesome work and ty for the laughs. KING OF QUEENS! 💣
Kevin I can't believe you olny have a lil over 700000 subscribes y'all should ashamed of your selves he is legendary in my book the king of queens ,hitch.... guys should show more support....thank u Kevin these shorts are awsome I love what you are doing keep them coming buddy
0:28 Sound Guy. The hero who is always just....there.
(would have been a blown mind if they put Kevin James Sound Guy in the reflection, post-production)
Kevin James, you are truly a diamond in the ruff.
Goog job with that carrot - maybe next time you get a real pumpkin... 👍🏻 😂
The Impossible burger ... it’s impossible it tastes like a burger.
Have you had one before? I kinda want to but don't want to be let down if it's terrible 🤣
@tyvek05 lmao ur ending is jokes that never happened to me haha. I still gotta try the impossible but love the beyond, tastes amazing everytime! How does the impossible compare in taste?
Not saying u stole the joke but its been done. Owen Benjamin vegan bow hunter
There is a chance that 2 people can come up with an simular idea exclusively of each other. This is a pretty basic premiss for a joke. Also because Owen has become a Pariah I doubt anyone will push the issue.
@@nathandanner4030 thats why I didn't say he stole it. Its funny just didn't do it first thats all. Owen did it over a year ago maybe 2
The most powerful pellet rifle ever made, this should be an ad for air rifles!
Vegans: I don't eat anything with a face
Kevin:
Has not even started and people hate it already? Wth??
The bbq guy is actually Kevin James's brother
Omg the looking glass carrot minding its own business like 🥕🌝
In one of George Carlin's early books, he runs through a rapid charge of some book titles, one of which is Tree Hunting. This bit is exactly what I imagined when I first read that! Hilarious!
Reminds me of Owen Benjamin's "Vegan Hunter" Skits he does.
@John Duffy yup. Batting a thousand. Cant believe even Chappelle copied owen.
@@sebastiansaxon What's not to believe there? Big Bear is a great comedian! But suppressed as he is politically too incorrect.
That's the loudest break barrel air rifle I have ever heard!
Another hilarious video. This is great! Thank you.
"Plant-based" = Lab goo
Actually it's just vegetables. And fruit. And bread.
🤣the unexpected enactment the blatant absurdity of this struck my funny bone so sharply➡laughter just zoomed right out of me. I love being surprised into laughter /laughing like that!! Thanks very much for this ❤🤣👏🏼🥳❣
We need more Kevin James movies.
Ha ha ha! This is funny, ha ha ha... I wasn't ready for the hunting scene 😂
I love how he uses an air rifle for a rifle. Definitely not the same thing.
Hilarious! These videos are so damn clever. Was surprised to see Kevin's brother in one.
Kevin pumping out better content than Netflix in 76 seconds.