"Why is everybody driving tiny cars?" Italy. Watching unsuspecting tourists trying to navigate the historic streets of Florence in modern SUVs is a good chuckle; or an unending nightmare, depending on your point of view.
Forget Florence, seeing modern cars navigating Venice is far more hilarious. You'll either get middle aged Brits blocking traffic, or Japanese street racers knocking parked cars into the water with their drifting.
That bongo track must be in some kind of stock library for music and sound effects because I swear I've heard it in a dozen other 60s/70s movies before.
I just found out Chuck Norris is in a new movie this year called " Agent Recon" That's not the only awesome thing about this movie, it also Co-stars the Beast Master himself, Marc Singer, If that is not a sign to do Invasion USA this year, I don't know what is, so you better do it. Oh, and a video on the Beast Master too, and a video on the top ten hottest late night cinemax actresses of all-time, and Nikki Fritz better be number one.
"Driving the truck into bone city." I don't remember Burgess Meredith using that line in "Grumpy Old Men". Great job as always putting this video together, Cecil. I actually saw this film not too long ago and yes, the title is clearly misleading. So often, I try to approach a giallo film from an Agatha Christie perspective, but I always end up lost, confused or wondering how people are having childhood flashbacks to events where they weren't even there.
"What's wrong with tiny car parket in the middle of small streets?" It's called Italy. Not just a stereotype this time around, I grew up there and I can confirm the movie is very accurate in this regard.
Alternate Universe Italian Cecil: "WHY ARE THE CARS SO HUGE IN THIS AMERICAN MOVIE!?" Also I was gonna make a Clock Tower reference but you did it for me.
That Gene Shallot joke didn't go unnoticed (it probably says too much about me that I know who he is). And I have to say the title would fit much better if the film was a comedy with Italian version of the Keystone Cops.
04:55 "Look at this lettuce. LOOK AT IT! Then he impersonates a rabbit." Had me in stitches. Surreal movie surreal comments. GoodBadFlicks at it's finest.
I've watched this film recently and a spate of other Euro horror/thrillers lately and I have to say they are brilliant compared to the majority of this modern crap. I sound like a grumpy old man but it's true.
There was a lot of booze in various glass jars throughout the film. I had to be careful because they were often in scenes with photos of nude ladies on the wall and I worked to crop them out.
love your channel cicel, ive got a movie for you, actually 2 of them. convoy from 1978 and brick mansions. both are just plain bad and right up your alley.
Thanks for showing me yet another movie that I had no idea existed! Haha “it’s a whacky movie where pretty women in tiny cars get murdered by a prototype scissor man” 👌🏽😂
Thank you Cecil, this was fun! Re tiny cars - in my town there's a contractor, a great big Paul Bunyan-looking dude, and his company car is...a SmartCar. Pretty sure he drives it with his feet like Fred Flintstone. 😀
05:31 "when and why did this style of dress did go out of fashion" Summer dresses are still a thing. But overall it got replaced by yoga pants. Massive upgrade.
1:17 becuase Europeans used to not have the American "big car" complex back in the day. We kinda got infected now, though. Sadly :/ EDIT: I'm now finding that half of the comments are about this one thing, haha, sorry for adding another one but good to know I wasn't the only one amused by this :D
I have one recorded right now that I have to edit. Should be out in a few weeks. After that I have a really long one that I'm hoping to have out before the end of July. (I have most of my info, I just need to do one more interview and then write/edit/etc)
I don't think that's the type of scissoring these ladies wanted. 😉😂🤣 But seriously, found it on T to the ubi, so I'll be able to check it out myself. Thank you for the video, enjoyed it.
The scariest thing about this movie is thinking about having to get in and out of those tiny cars on a regular basis. My back and knees would do me in faster than any random dude(s?) with scissors. Also enjoy all the 'Suspiria' comments!
I will be repeating this till it actually happens: Netlix, HBO or Amazon. THIS needs to be on your streaming service! I would love a show where we get a summary and exploring a the show a Good Bad Flick of the finest selection!!! Also, we used to go on vacation in one of those tiny cars!! All the way to South of France....4 people in a Renault 5! PS: I am not having a really good time right now. GBF is one the few things that makes me laugh ...
When I still kid, my family of 6 is inside perodua kancil (daihatsu mira). Imagine in third world countries still doing that till this day Because I'm the youngest, I sit in front with my mom. My dad drive that small car, and my 2 older brother and older sister sit at passenger seat.
As an Italian, i'm here to see all the comments about the correctly sized cars.
Considering when this movie was made and it being set in italy, the cars aren't unusually small.
Yeah, Italy has small streets and smaller cars. The inverse is...messy.
Yeah, the willful ignorance in this video is very hard to take. "lol me yank me dumb"
Quite right.
@@donniedeville5102I think it's just an observation. The cars are tiny. It might make sense for them to be that size, but they are indeed small.
"Why is everybody driving tiny cars?" Italy.
Watching unsuspecting tourists trying to navigate the historic streets of Florence in modern SUVs is a good chuckle; or an unending nightmare, depending on your point of view.
Plus the original 500 is a sweet little car and pice of automotive history.
"Why is everybody speaking non-american?"
Forget Florence, seeing modern cars navigating Venice is far more hilarious. You'll either get middle aged Brits blocking traffic, or Japanese street racers knocking parked cars into the water with their drifting.
modern american SUVs are way too big in general, let alone when they're in Florence
Tiny cars and 14 hours dinner sessions pretty much sums up my last experience in Italy. Actually we had a great time but eating out became exhausting.
lol good to know it was realistic then!
As long as you made it out without HPV...
"SURPRISE! It's murder!"
My new favorite line after "...and then....SEX!"
:)
"the bongo killer is back"--
(and so is Hilda)
That bongo track must be in some kind of stock library for music and sound effects because I swear I've heard it in a dozen other 60s/70s movies before.
I also have always enjoyed wearing my jacket made out of puppet skin lol
Only the finest
I don't know how anyone could notice the jacket over those absolutely amazing boots.
What's funny is that Jim Henson made the original Kermit using his mother's old coat. So this very much a case of "the floor is made of floor".
@@Belgand hahaha you win lol
It's Italy! Everyone drives tiny cars!
🤣🤣🤣
I just found out Chuck Norris is in a new movie this year called " Agent Recon" That's not the only awesome thing about this movie, it also Co-stars the Beast Master himself, Marc Singer, If that is not a sign to do Invasion USA this year, I don't know what is, so you better do it. Oh, and a video on the Beast Master too, and a video on the top ten hottest late night cinemax actresses of all-time, and Nikki Fritz better be number one.
"Finest Muppet skins", I'm laughing way too much. Thanks' I needed that.
The muppet joke reminds me of the sketch on The State about catching muppets to eat.
That's terrible eating run over muppet!
The I'll bite your legs off" sounds like something John Cleese said in a Monty Phython film.
It is.
"Driving the truck into bone city." I don't remember Burgess Meredith using that line in "Grumpy Old Men".
Great job as always putting this video together, Cecil. I actually saw this film not too long ago and yes, the title is clearly misleading. So often, I try to approach a giallo film from an Agatha Christie perspective, but I always end up lost, confused or wondering how people are having childhood flashbacks to events where they weren't even there.
Giallos often have a mystery that doesn't make sense until the last 5 minutes.
@@GoodBadFlicks Agreed.
Steal my sunshine is a banger! How dare you, sir!
With that lead in, I thought it'd be something by Train instead.
It's been in my head since this video played it.
I'm Italian and I confirm that we usually drive small cars
So many great punches in this one, Cecil! Loved it!
Glad you enjoyed it!
You've just shown me our 'bad' movie for Thursday "Pub and bad movie night." Thanks!
You are very welcome! Enjoy!
@3:07
CECIL: Just then the cat reveals...a clue!
CAT: Meow, meow! Meow! (Oh, that's my cue! That's my cue!)
"What's wrong with tiny car parket in the middle of small streets?"
It's called Italy. Not just a stereotype this time around, I grew up there and I can confirm the movie is very accurate in this regard.
The more you know...
@2:16 :"The number one cure for angry photographers: Booze" As a photographer, I can confirm this is accurate.
Look at this lettuce. LOOK AT IT! 😂
The doctor's ginger rug-toupee is EPIC! Cecil, you had me in stitches, man. 😂 Thanks!
You are very welcome :)
Alternate Universe Italian Cecil: "WHY ARE THE CARS SO HUGE IN THIS AMERICAN MOVIE!?"
Also I was gonna make a Clock Tower reference but you did it for me.
“Women go missing from here all the time” - must be a member of the local tourism board.
Tiny cars were standard in Italy in the 70's. Only America had land yachts and had the space to sail them.
They still are in some parts of Italy, particularly the more historic cities with small roads and/or in semi-rural areas.
That Gene Shallot joke didn't go unnoticed (it probably says too much about me that I know who he is). And I have to say the title would fit much better if the film was a comedy with Italian version of the Keystone Cops.
hehehehe ^^
I was thinking Phil Spector.
Bingos perfect chase music.
Now I have to be afraid of bongos? Weren’t banjos enough?
12:14 The Killer wore glasses, but noone in the movie wears glasses. Setting up a sequel?
04:55 "Look at this lettuce. LOOK AT IT! Then he impersonates a rabbit."
Had me in stitches.
Surreal movie surreal comments. GoodBadFlicks at it's finest.
Gosh, another comedy gold!!
You leave iconic Canadian alternative rock duo Len out of this!
I had no idea so many people would be up in arms about Steal my Sunshine!
@@GoodBadFlicks Its OK, I've had my butter tart and feeling much better!
No, you were right
Len sucks.
I've watched this film recently and a spate of other Euro horror/thrillers lately and I have to say they are brilliant compared to the majority of this modern crap. I sound like a grumpy old man but it's true.
Young Gene Shallot.
Killing me...
:)
Hahahah you are on fire with the jokes mate xD
Thanks!
"I need one of those" I had such a delayed laughing fit I thought I was going to die.🤣
What an unexpected prequel to the Clock Tower series.
This has some amazing hair styles
All the trappings? I didn't see a single bottle of J&B in this! If not for the cars I would doubt it was even made in Italy in the '70s.
There was a lot of booze in various glass jars throughout the film. I had to be careful because they were often in scenes with photos of nude ladies on the wall and I worked to crop them out.
2:30 Smart of the slasher to kill her right next to the pre-splattered curtain.
lol
love your channel cicel, ive got a movie for you, actually 2 of them. convoy from 1978 and brick mansions. both are just plain bad and right up your alley.
I love when you cover Italian horror. Please do a mini series of this! You should cover the somewhat awful but still pretty 5 dolls for an august moon
I like these too but for some reason, they don't do well with the larger audience.
@@GoodBadFlicks that is a real shame!! Italian horror is the best!! Thank you for covering this one!
You have to agree, that bongo music is one killer track 👌
That's how big cars should be
Thanks for showing me yet another movie that I had no idea existed! Haha “it’s a whacky movie where pretty women in tiny cars get murdered by a prototype scissor man” 👌🏽😂
My pleasure :)
I just watch RUclips shorts to watch the sequel, “Police Blundering in the Daylight.”🤣😂
I need to know more about Zombi Fonzi
Thank you Cecil, this was fun!
Re tiny cars - in my town there's a contractor, a great big Paul Bunyan-looking dude, and his company car is...a SmartCar. Pretty sure he drives it with his feet like Fred Flintstone. 😀
Tell me about the Giallos, George
05:31 "when and why did this style of dress did go out of fashion"
Summer dresses are still a thing.
But overall it got replaced by yoga pants.
Massive upgrade.
1:17 becuase Europeans used to not have the American "big car" complex back in the day. We kinda got infected now, though. Sadly :/
EDIT: I'm now finding that half of the comments are about this one thing, haha, sorry for adding another one but good to know I wasn't the only one amused by this :D
I've seen some small cars going about in NYC.
3:49 All those tiny cars! I Flooded my basement with excitement
How dare you clown on Len! Chumbawamba was right there.
Ah, Tubthumping was too obvious
8:20 We just gonna ignore the fact that he stole Homestar Runner's shirt??
Another funny installment Cecil🤣🤣🤣
This was one of the few times where i've seen the movie before your video
Here is another pile of european oddity and fun
Steal my Sunshine! 🇨🇦👍😎
"Liked" simply for the Clock Tower shout out at the end!
I aim to please :)
Len didn’t deserve that, probably
Hey, I know it’s been months since you’ve posted a new Exploring video but I was wondering when we’ll see a new one?
I have one recorded right now that I have to edit. Should be out in a few weeks. After that I have a really long one that I'm hoping to have out before the end of July. (I have most of my info, I just need to do one more interview and then write/edit/etc)
Tiny cars is epitome of Italy 😅
And parking wherever is another 😂
You a genius to make sense of this film. I was completely lost. How many times did you watch it?
Probably about 4-5 times overall.
I never leave my house without my Grover skin jacket.
Woooo! I went to a haunted bar this last weekend, it was cool!
I don't think that's the type of scissoring these ladies wanted. 😉😂🤣 But seriously, found it on T to the ubi, so I'll be able to check it out myself. Thank you for the video, enjoyed it.
Thanks for watching!
Those “tiny cars” are actually Italian SUVs.
lol
8:31 Punky Brewster's Dad is the killer!!
The Bongo Killer. That sounds like a pitch....Is that Donald Sutherland playing Edmond? Sure looks like him
Ah, the sequel of "La polizia s'incazza" 😂😂😂
Seems more like a bad bad flick. Sounds like something I would like to see at least once.
I've seen worse.
I hope this means you're up to review all the Giallo films
More, yes but spaced out.
@@GoodBadFlicks sounds good man! Looking forward to the commentary
cecil is hilarious 😭🤣
Thank you! :)
A jacket made out of "the finest Muppet skins"... 🤭😁😄😆😂😭🤣💀☠️
i would watch a movie about a bongos' killer... "qu'est que ce ... da dara rum dara rum dara"
After watching the "Almost Impossible Game Show", Tiiiinnny car!
This may be your horniest review yet, and that's saying something.
I would have thought that Andy Sidars or Jean Rollin films would have that title.
At that time tiny cars were considered fashionable, just ask Mr Bean.
Hot women getting mad because they can’t have sex with me for whatever reason. Yeah, that’s been a huge problem in my life, lemme tell ya!!!
Homestar Wheeler
"I'll bite your legs off!" 🤣
It should have been titled "women in tiny cars"
ah yes, the giallo film, where all the women are incredibly gorgeous…and die
It’s got to be a good mystery movie if it’s directed by someone in Colombo lol
The scariest thing about this movie is thinking about having to get in and out of those tiny cars on a regular basis. My back and knees would do me in faster than any random dude(s?) with scissors. Also enjoy all the 'Suspiria' comments!
I love Giallo films, but I've seen so many I can never remember which one is which just by the title.
I do too but a lot of them bleed into one another
02:15 Ah yes the drum shaped bag... it was really a hit in the 70s!
1:17 becouse the Fiat Seicento was the most build car in Italy at that time.
Leave Len alone. Don’t take my sunshine! Lol
The killer was Tito Puente?!
All this bongo music reminds me of Kolchak. Am I alone?
Cars are still tiny in Italy!
hey now, Steal my Sunshine is a good tune 😂
Palumbo wrote some hits, he didn't need to make another movie.
Not the Scissorman!!
That's Bongo Scissorman, to you!
Gives All New Meaning To Maid Service 😂
Edmunds studio was the shiz
and MacArthur Park is frightening.
I generally enjoy "Giallo", however admittedly they can be all over the place, damn...@ least there are always attractive women in these flicks.
I will be repeating this till it actually happens: Netlix, HBO or Amazon. THIS needs to be on your streaming service! I would love a show where we get a summary and exploring a the show a Good Bad Flick of the finest selection!!!
Also, we used to go on vacation in one of those tiny cars!! All the way to South of France....4 people in a Renault 5!
PS: I am not having a really good time right now. GBF is one the few things that makes me laugh ...
I am sorry you are having a rough time but I'm glad my videos can at least cheer you up :)
When I still kid, my family of 6 is inside perodua kancil (daihatsu mira). Imagine in third world countries still doing that till this day
Because I'm the youngest, I sit in front with my mom. My dad drive that small car, and my 2 older brother and older sister sit at passenger seat.