Waaait... Hol' Up... V71

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @awanderer3047
    @awanderer3047 Год назад +732

    The title is exactly why i got good at making a monotone voice. Side effect: i struggle to show emotion through speach

  • @ollie2862
    @ollie2862 Год назад +243

    You had a major smol brane moment when you didn't call Bob Ross Doggo "Dog ross"

  • @NobleWinters15
    @NobleWinters15 Год назад +41

    4:42 man pulled 2 generations

  • @glutenfreehand-jobs4918
    @glutenfreehand-jobs4918 Год назад +46

    13:00 actually the two snakes are mating, which kind of makes it even more mental

  • @sunnyunfunny
    @sunnyunfunny Год назад +184

    3:15 made me laugh way too hard, best advertising ever

    • @justusmoritz3199
      @justusmoritz3199 Год назад +3

      I live in Delaware and have driven by a few times on my way to Cape Henlopen or Rehobeth Beach, I've never ate there, but their advertisements are funny as all hell lol

    • @toxiwashere
      @toxiwashere Год назад +2

      My town has a billboard that says "YOUR WIFE IS HOT. better get a new AC" and I adore it

    • @washingtonnoble389
      @washingtonnoble389 Год назад +2

      There’s no way that’s a coincidence the people who owned the restaurant were probably messing around.

  • @mclovinisback5866
    @mclovinisback5866 Год назад +166

    0:16 the first one is a mirror-pic, the other one was taken by another person. So the tattoo is on the other side

  • @oklol681
    @oklol681 Год назад +41

    dude props to you for adding the meme in the thumbnail be the first meme in the video

  • @radio_cupid
    @radio_cupid Год назад +3

    That first one is so relatable- I FEEL LIKE IM ABOUT TO DIE WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENS

  • @gamergirlgrace1.091
    @gamergirlgrace1.091 Год назад +6

    3:40 I’m getting horse lessons in January next year so this leaves me a mental scar

    • @Karawcue
      @Karawcue Год назад

      Im so sorry for u rn-

  • @Pino73926
    @Pino73926 Год назад +5

    the perk of working in the morgue got me so good

  • @Civillaneous
    @Civillaneous Год назад +28

    Thank you for putting the meme that was in the thumbnail within the first 10 seconds of the video. I'm gonna sub just because of that.

    • @pOrTiAaHuMaNbEiNg
      @pOrTiAaHuMaNbEiNg Год назад

      Question was the parents going to see the screen if they picked up?

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Год назад +8

    I don’t know what gaslighting is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

    • @txtp
      @txtp Год назад

      it doesn’t exist

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar Год назад +2

      It’s basically consistently lying to someone until they believe it because they think you were telling the truth. That’s a bad explanation of it, so just look up the definition.

    • @emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801
      @emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 Год назад

      Ignore SavageJarJar and Google, they aren’t telling the truth.

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar Год назад +1

      @@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 dang

    • @moduIus
      @moduIus Год назад +1

      @@SavageJarJaryou know what gaslighting is.

  • @V4mp-wife
    @V4mp-wife Год назад +9

    3:20 his sacrifice will be forever appreciated o7

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 Год назад +4

    4:42 First things first, I'd get the teacher arrested. Second, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK DID I JUST READ???!!!

    • @SeaFairingSaucer
      @SeaFairingSaucer Год назад

      I know it’s a hold up but it just heat getting worse

  • @KcMp86
    @KcMp86 Год назад +5

    The spider door handle one tho 💀💀💀

  • @song_of_the_phoenix2010
    @song_of_the_phoenix2010 Год назад +53

    9:55
    *intriguing title
    Me: God,anything but that terrible picture,I swear,if they used that particural picture-
    *image shows up
    Me: Ah,what a great day to be a Harry Potter fan and have my favourite character underestimated-
    HOL' UP-

  • @jarmoliebrand2005
    @jarmoliebrand2005 Год назад +10

    15:29
    I too think Nala (from the lion king) is a great character!

  • @e_is_for_existential_crisis
    @e_is_for_existential_crisis Год назад +3

    13:00 I think that's a dingo eating a shark carcass, while two snakes mate.... not sure why out in the open tho

  • @JAY31072010
    @JAY31072010 Год назад +5

    13:00
    Legend has it, deep under Australia there is a cave system home to a colony of dragons who migrated here millions of years ago, and over time their children rose to the surface and evolved into different creatures that’s why there’s so many reptiles in Australia

  • @4400seriesFAN
    @4400seriesFAN Год назад +62

    I thought I was the only one who gets constantly interrupted by their family when trying to watch porn. How do they know? Why is it almost always then?

    • @ThePcHeadedGuy
      @ThePcHeadedGuy Год назад +5

      parent's have a instinct just to call right then and there.
      thats how.

    • @vectusvalorian
      @vectusvalorian Год назад +22

      You're connecting to the livingroom sound system and they're being polite.

    • @beanz3089
      @beanz3089 Год назад +7

      Same dude same 😔

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +8

      @@vectusvalorian Could you turn it down just a little; the neighbors can hear her. Thanks.

    • @fox2.0001
      @fox2.0001 Год назад +3

      They just know... its called 'parent sense'

  • @Cyberraptor14
    @Cyberraptor14 Год назад +4

    14:52 Do we call Nurse Joy or a Regular Doctor?

  • @SYN_synonym
    @SYN_synonym Год назад

    Those snakes…. Aren’t fighting 😅

  • @vilegutts
    @vilegutts Год назад +11

    5:56 almost died from choking on an orange at this part

  • @Zacian2.0
    @Zacian2.0 Год назад +4

    8:23 Well it worked. You sure did realize an issue fast, clearly means the awareness you gained is a big help
    No go get some ones that work correctly

  • @facelessdorito
    @facelessdorito Год назад +5

    When you can’t rub your eyes because your fingers are too cold

  • @sogaytoday5258
    @sogaytoday5258 Год назад +1

    1:07 But your dog then turns blue with spots, your house hold items come to life, and your dog leaves blue slime paw prints behind as clues.

  • @justusmoritz3199
    @justusmoritz3199 Год назад +16

    I live in Delaware, and I can confirm that Crabby Dick's is real, and yes, they do put these messages on their board, most self aware business in Delaware lol

  • @Snoopborb
    @Snoopborb Год назад +1

    My bird flew Away today, really needed this, thanks

  • @Nightfurygirl
    @Nightfurygirl Год назад +14

    THIS IS LEGIT WHAT FIRST POPPED UP WHEN I LOOKED UP "MY WIFE YELLS AT ME" WHAT IS THIS SEXIST DOUBLE STANDARD VICTIM BLAMING BS?!
    Some key reasons your wife may yell at you:
    She doesn't feel heard, so she raises her voice.
    She shouts at you because she feels you don't help enough.
    Your wife may lose her temper because chores and house stuff don't feel fair.
    She yells because you didn't follow through on an agreement or promise.

    • @cali4788
      @cali4788 Год назад +1

      Forget everything else, why were you looking that up 💀

    • @Nightfurygirl
      @Nightfurygirl Год назад

      @@cali4788 I was looking that up because I wanted to see what they said about it in the video was true, but it was worse-

  • @BestDude101_
    @BestDude101_ Год назад +3

    12:08 Bro Coco-Cola in Alabama is wack

  • @cyruspatton2805
    @cyruspatton2805 Год назад +8

    9:55 Saitama Left The Chat.

  • @Karawcue
    @Karawcue Год назад +3

    3:49 THE POOR MOM RN-

  • @chuggs4522
    @chuggs4522 Год назад +6

    18:28 I have never been so violated before

  • @Cloudss09
    @Cloudss09 Год назад +1

    I looked up why me wife yells at me.... all the related searches said everything about a husband.

  • @ln9589
    @ln9589 Год назад +2

    16:37 everyone can be glad to know that google fixed this and now its both of them going straight to assuming domestic abuse

  • @jennyaustin8511
    @jennyaustin8511 Год назад +7

    10:24 why can I imagine this ;-;

  • @douglasmarshall6949
    @douglasmarshall6949 Год назад +2

    13:00 I thought that was how snakes mated?

  • @interdimensionaldorito7954
    @interdimensionaldorito7954 Год назад +26

    Me: Why did the chicken cross the road
    My friend: why
    Me: to get to the idiots house
    Also me: knock knock
    My friend: who’s there?
    Me: The chicken

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 Год назад +3

      I said this joke once, he didn't get it

    • @elkc4355
      @elkc4355 Год назад +2

      @@toastmaster914 look Vegeta,I can fly

    • @Karawcue
      @Karawcue Год назад

      PFTT--

  • @StillJayfeather
    @StillJayfeather Год назад +3

    16:37 that actually happens when you search it up though 😢

  • @kosuken
    @kosuken Год назад +9

    3:20
    Everyone reading this is in the 10%

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      So why do you keep clicking on your comment, 10%-er??

    • @-SoultheFox-
      @-SoultheFox- Год назад

      IM HAPPY IM NON-BINARY

  • @Shad0wtotheEast
    @Shad0wtotheEast Год назад +2

    14:34 I was watching this part while drinking some water...sopping wet now smh

  • @capitangel5406
    @capitangel5406 Год назад +5

    10:25
    That the wrong kind of shot

  • @tesstickles4621
    @tesstickles4621 11 месяцев назад +1

    5:37 that almost made me puke because moldy food makes me gag

  • @paytonc5692
    @paytonc5692 Год назад +4

    10:36….
    *I’m fucking truamatized*

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 Год назад +2

    Those snakes are screwing. Not fighting. 13:01

  • @tonyblake7569
    @tonyblake7569 Год назад +5

    2:10 honestly expected his grandpa was still alive and he was praying it would only be for 1 more day.

  • @dominicstevenson8816
    @dominicstevenson8816 Год назад +3

    7:54, noticed one person is missing.

  • @fedorabro1708
    @fedorabro1708 Год назад +7

    7:54 it took me a moment before I realize that the black dude was gone and when I did I yelled in shock “OH NO” multiple times

  • @sonicthehedgedog7024
    @sonicthehedgedog7024 Год назад +2

    15:01 Its all alright until she uses the fire flower

  • @psypherul1171
    @psypherul1171 Год назад +1

    5:22 That's a wholesome one

  • @warstorm3149
    @warstorm3149 Год назад +1

    "you are the only person who heard everything you said" you forgot sleep talking my dude.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      I don't remember my sleep-talking episodes at all; I'm told I once stood in front of a window with the shades and blinds closed and told the person I was looking out the window. Then they suggested I go back to bed; I did so. Another time I sat up and answered two questions asked of me, then laid back down and went back to sleep with no idea I even sat up, let alone had a conversation. The human mind can be a very strange place.

    • @warstorm3149
      @warstorm3149 Год назад

      @@markh.6687 Very interesting.

  • @ericortega1745
    @ericortega1745 Год назад +5

    4:20. She basically killed 2of her kids?. Why was she not the prime suspect for arson?.

  • @epicr.d9111
    @epicr.d9111 Год назад +1

    Nah the fillter did him dirty

    • @PL4Y3r261O
      @PL4Y3r261O 3 месяца назад +1

      Did who dirty lol

  • @shadowlker4491
    @shadowlker4491 Год назад +1

    13:22 hey batman I- I caught a little Pokémon...

  • @Dovah_Slayer
    @Dovah_Slayer Год назад

    Me to that man "holy shit you fucking killed her dude"

  • @JaksMedSaks
    @JaksMedSaks Год назад +20

    Have never clicked a vid so fast

    • @Jethasautism
      @Jethasautism Год назад

      Good job for being first

    • @Anakinvoorhees
      @Anakinvoorhees Год назад

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @JaksMedSaks
      @JaksMedSaks Год назад

      @@Anakinvoorhees thumbnail was different but i see why you commented its cursed

  • @jk0273
    @jk0273 Год назад +1

    12:58 yeahhhhhhhhhhh two snakes fighting to the death definitely nothing else

  • @OrangeSpaceNewt
    @OrangeSpaceNewt Год назад +5

    2:46 reminds me of that time someone tried to rent a place for SINGLE WOMEN ONLY lmao
    I hope no one actually took that deal and reported it because it was extremely suspicious

  • @user-rt8lm3hb1q
    @user-rt8lm3hb1q Год назад

    Dog eating shark, snakes fighting to death, spider in door handle,

  • @pearsRL
    @pearsRL Год назад +2

    3:31 I like oe the bot voise says "seen" instead of "shawn"

  • @ChocolateShrimpPasta
    @ChocolateShrimpPasta Год назад +2

    19:08 the secret monk training food

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 Год назад +6

    17:22 *deaf people have left the chat*

    • @DEEDKHAAK
      @DEEDKHAAK Год назад

      *mute people has left the chat*

  • @wolfodonnell4658
    @wolfodonnell4658 Год назад +1

    20:27 Grinch's gonna love this. XD

  • @Domexnothere
    @Domexnothere Год назад

    9:55 HE forgot Saitama from One Punch Man, lol

  • @LordPotato690
    @LordPotato690 Год назад +2

    0:05 this has happened multiple times

  • @JBIsDoingStuff
    @JBIsDoingStuff Год назад

    10:56 dude just described hockey without the sticks and puck.

  • @ch0mpd136
    @ch0mpd136 Год назад +2

    2:20 This is honestly just sad

  • @r_4nd0m.
    @r_4nd0m. Год назад +3

    3:25 This is the type of Women i DON'T like. Who the f says that when she knows that Men will see her comment 💀💀
    I'M A FEMALE.

  • @PoisonousBeast
    @PoisonousBeast Год назад

    12:59 as an australian that is not a dog that is a DINGO

  • @C0PY_R1GHT
    @C0PY_R1GHT Год назад +4

    The second tho 😂💀

  • @mercurymenace43
    @mercurymenace43 Год назад +9

    13:00 so uhm..those snakes weren't fighting they were "fighting" like what your parents told you they were doing with the lights off and no clothes on when you walked into their room as a toddler and wanted to know what was happening

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад

      But why did my Mom have a whip and a chair??

    • @yancywatts388
      @yancywatts388 Год назад

      @@markh.6687 My dad had a gun and veins full of meth.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      @@yancywatts388 Uh oh...not so good.

  • @jiddeyjiddey
    @jiddeyjiddey Год назад

    When my parents call i ususlly dont answer when you know… but if i have to i just cancel my bust angrily and answers as if nothing happened. After that i complain to myself that «they ruined the bust»😂

  • @PrettiestPrincipleInLife
    @PrettiestPrincipleInLife Год назад +2

    15:15 isn't this from a mcyt you laugh you lose? Like one of the girls in the dream smp. This was the one donation that made them lose

  • @haileycherette32
    @haileycherette32 Год назад +1

    The hoodie story-😳

  • @Hearts.for.xa.
    @Hearts.for.xa. Год назад +2

    TODAYS MY BIRTHDAYYYY THANKS FOR THE VIDEO!!

  • @cocoacry
    @cocoacry Год назад +4

    2:44 but… taxidermy…

  • @Tozpog
    @Tozpog Год назад

    13:00 I don’t think the snakes are fighting…

  • @Samywel
    @Samywel Год назад

    The first one is relatable

  • @maaryamvayeghan6572
    @maaryamvayeghan6572 Год назад

    the australia one was somfin else

  • @ruz5797
    @ruz5797 Год назад

    for the bob ross in th begginning you shouldve said like and subscribe and dog ross will teach u art

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby Год назад +1

    6:50 no need to censor the name. That's Fern Brady. Scottish comedian. She'd be happy to see that tweet being spread around.

  • @TigerSwordmaster
    @TigerSwordmaster Год назад +1

    10:03 I need to talk with this dude. He can answer on some questions I need to be known.

  • @Ruke_D
    @Ruke_D Год назад

    @10:44 the plot to Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes

  • @Dubsarereal
    @Dubsarereal Год назад

    Sir this is a Wendys

  • @Walter-en3lt
    @Walter-en3lt Год назад

    Fun fact: I actually set a trash can on fire in primary school

  • @Skullboyy14
    @Skullboyy14 Год назад

    I remember once I was watching RUclips and my lil brother who was like 2 or 3 at the time, he whacked the keyboard until he had typed in kkk on google ( he also changed my background by whacking the keyboard)

  • @ninjadoughnut4837
    @ninjadoughnut4837 Год назад

    That's a gnome not a dwarf

  • @Idk_what_to_put-u7f
    @Idk_what_to_put-u7f Год назад

    the woman was too stunned to speak 11:22

  • @reda29100
    @reda29100 Год назад

    0:21 an "evil" version

  • @DiogoSantos-xm5nf
    @DiogoSantos-xm5nf Год назад +3

    4:43 Damm

  • @EliteCameraBuddy
    @EliteCameraBuddy Год назад +1

    0:12 peak

  • @nottrevorjustkris6019
    @nottrevorjustkris6019 Год назад

    7:52 Realistic filters being racist now?? 😭😭😭

  • @GuyOfPiss
    @GuyOfPiss Год назад

    4:42
    That is urgent.
    I'd say yes.

  • @thatguydownthestreet7636
    @thatguydownthestreet7636 Год назад +7

    The soccer one is true tho. HOCKEY FOREVER ( I’m Canadian ) but seriously though I find it dumb that 5 billion people love seeing people kicking a ball across a field and into a giant net accompanied by a bad goalie. Like the game doesn’t take that much skill compared to hockey and it’s really overrated

    • @mercer6652
      @mercer6652 Год назад +4

      not a fan of fotball, but taking the same logic what is the fun part of whatching people hit a disk with a stick?

    • @Wizardrex562
      @Wizardrex562 Год назад

      @@mercer6652 I think what makes a sport entertaining is the things that make it stand out. The only real thing in soccer is that you can't use your hands. Hockey has ice and sticks. I think basketball also has the same problem with the only unique thing being that it has a hoop. Combining basketball + soccer would make the most boring sport where you pass a ball to teammates while they try to shoot it on a net with a goalie.

    • @thatguydownthestreet7636
      @thatguydownthestreet7636 Год назад

      @@mercer6652 it’s not just people throwing a disk with a stick it’s so much more it takes hand eye coordination, it takes incredible balance on a very small blade, eye foot coordination, it also includes fighting which is unique as fighting is not the base of the sport, and I’m not even going to go into the things that the goalies have to do like hockey takes so much skill and football (not the American type) is literally just kicking a ball into a net with a horrible goalie and players that make a big deal about being bumped on the leg. Now do you see how hockey is better?

    • @thatguydownthestreet7636
      @thatguydownthestreet7636 Год назад

      @@Wizardrex562 I agree with most of the things you said

    • @kagavice
      @kagavice Год назад +1

      Soccer does take skill tbh. I’m not really a sports fan so idk if hockey takes more skill than soccer but I know not everyone can kick a ball into a goal from a whole field away, dodge other players while keeping the ball at your feet while running fast, etc.

  • @elementalgabe7860
    @elementalgabe7860 Год назад +3

    0:20 EVIL VERSION?

    • @sartbimpson4519
      @sartbimpson4519 Год назад

      That’s the joke

    • @lol5776
      @lol5776 Год назад +2

      @@sartbimpson4519 Implying the KKK isn't evil to begin with.

  • @amlyx7
    @amlyx7 Год назад

    My friends parents installed a app called bark and I noticed her mom she was seeing curse words

  • @snowjack101
    @snowjack101 Год назад +1

    4:43 something's wrong i can feel it

  • @CupCatsss
    @CupCatsss Год назад

    You missed the chance to say ‘Dog Ross’

  • @EggoBeggo__
    @EggoBeggo__ Год назад

    1:19 had me wheezing 💀 I deserve to be in hell for that

  • @owload7164
    @owload7164 4 месяца назад

    What you mean "Evil version"?!