ROASTING EVERY SPLATOON 3 CHARACTER

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  • Опубликовано: 26 май 2024
  • Today i'm roasting every splatoon 3 character, from inklings and octolings, to shiver, frye, and big man! Don't take it seriously though, it's just a joke!
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  • @pancakes4life804
    @pancakes4life804 Год назад +649

    you know frye is a good character when the only thing someone can criticize is her forehead

    • @fluffy_cheese7478
      @fluffy_cheese7478 Год назад +58

      fr shes amazing

    • @choco_L8
      @choco_L8 Год назад +50

      the fivehead contains all the knowledge in the world

    • @bondubu
      @bondubu Год назад +62

      @@choco_L8 she knows victoria's secret y'all r just jealous 😒

    • @Girldont-ib6vw
      @Girldont-ib6vw Год назад +8

      Quite literally

    • @BBPJ5
      @BBPJ5 Год назад +15

      I mean, you can’t criticize her outfit, it’s cultural. Things like her colour palette is nitpicking. And just saying ugly and doesn’t fit is like as if it’s the winning sentence of every beautiful contest ever. Like people are just so judgmental

  • @something.original.
    @something.original. Год назад +149

    Team Gear called.
    We can’t call frye ‘purple fingers’.
    Since she’s Team Grub,
    We call her...
    D O L L A R
    T R E E
    S L I M E
    F I N G E R S

    • @theresacox171
      @theresacox171 Год назад

      Oh no… so true though!

    • @FBI_VAL
      @FBI_VAL Год назад

      SWEET WINNING THE SPLATFEST

  • @Dr.Pootis
    @Dr.Pootis Год назад +71

    Shiver seems like she'd kill someone without hesitation just because they don't think sharks are cool.

  • @PinkyRAE
    @PinkyRAE Год назад +70

    Ok lets be honest, the moment you saw Frye’s name pop up on the screen you knew what was gonna happen next-

  • @poke4074
    @poke4074 Год назад +183

    Inklings don't die in rain, only if fully submerged in water

    • @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3
      @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 Год назад

      do you get the joke-

    • @poke4074
      @poke4074 Год назад +2

      @@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 I do

    • @socki_da_drummer
      @socki_da_drummer Год назад

      🤓

    • @jpnona3544
      @jpnona3544 Год назад +4

      They do start desintegrating slowly tho, there is a dialogue from the off the hook news that says that inklings and octolings have to stay hydrated but not too much because it could hurt them from inside

    • @cartmans_aids
      @cartmans_aids Год назад +1

      Rain Storm: am i a joke to you?

  • @syrenity64
    @syrenity64 Год назад +302

    I legit laughed out loud when you said shiver’s eyebrow is a dorito. 🤣

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 Год назад +10

      She dunked herself in takis 💀

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 Год назад +3

      Are we disrespecting shiver

    • @Derb.
      @Derb. Год назад +4

      @@lordbrennagade4691 yes (pls don’t attack me)

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 Год назад +1

      @@Derb. I took all your money from your cash app

    • @Board64
      @Board64 Год назад +1

      @@lordbrennagade4691 yes as a matter in face i am

  • @benthecat4345
    @benthecat4345 Год назад +58

    Captain Agent 3 is literally the most unimpressed character in Splatoon 3, it's like she was on vacation only for it to get cut short when Cuttlefish got squidnapped

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 Год назад +7

      she didn't even do anything. All she do was just lay around and look bored

    • @benthecat4345
      @benthecat4345 Год назад +7

      @@lordbrennagade4691
      The only thing she really did was clear the fuzzy goop from around the rocket

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 Год назад +3

      @@benthecat4345 I'm surprised she hasn't been fired

    • @shrimp-adoodle3444
      @shrimp-adoodle3444 Год назад +7

      Judging from her flip flops in a world of snow I’m convinced this is true.

    • @aloolieh9269
      @aloolieh9269 Год назад +3

      @@shrimp-adoodle3444 i think i heard somewhere that the snow is fake

  • @hanako-seo510
    @hanako-seo510 Год назад +332

    Welcome come back to mvperry roasting characters and summoning a fan base

  • @LesbianPretzel
    @LesbianPretzel Год назад +17

    Mr. Coco literally sounds like Beaker from The Muppets💀

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi Год назад +25

    "Say woomy one more time. I dare you" Woomy

  • @Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @Shiver-is-best-waifu Год назад +43

    1:03 That is completely accurate for her.

  • @nobod2567
    @nobod2567 Год назад +33

    1:23 we all knew this was coming

  • @Keizer0724
    @Keizer0724 Год назад +12

    I love the inklings designs so much. The design is very cute and creative between the concept of shapeshifting humanoid squids. What I can say after the Inkling roast is yeah. Inklings do look like elves with raccoon eyes and vampire fangs.

  • @Veralos
    @Veralos Год назад +36

    I noticed you didn't roast Smallfry. Obviously that's because they're perfect in every way.

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 Год назад +93

    The memes that followed after Frye was revealed were incredible

  • @AJ-wg4rz
    @AJ-wg4rz Год назад +24

    Can’t stop replaying 1:07 haha. The beat drop in the background, the way she turns her fan 😂

  • @gabriellovric7496
    @gabriellovric7496 Год назад +19

    Roasted like a bacon. But it’s actually sushi.

  • @imbbgamer1012
    @imbbgamer1012 Год назад +7

    I just realized that the song "rockefeller street" sounds disturbingly simular to "ra ra rasputin"

  • @HYAxSYNTH
    @HYAxSYNTH Год назад +6

    The fact that Harmony is the lead singer f a band but can’t find her way out of a department store

  • @thiccjuze
    @thiccjuze Год назад +6

    2:08 Even the roaster can be the roasted 🔥🔥
    The Rock: 🤨

  • @Roze_aye
    @Roze_aye Год назад +6

    ok. but the woomy joke. when the captain only says booyah, i cried laughing

  • @Kalisfuturewaifu
    @Kalisfuturewaifu Год назад +20

    Loving the Splat content

  • @faithfulloser7180
    @faithfulloser7180 Год назад +25

    Him roasting them....just makes my day.

  • @CJBoxyeet
    @CJBoxyeet Год назад +14

    Harmony also has a fish that’s slowly dying due to neglect

  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie Год назад +6

    if we're being fair, octomode octolings have tiny foreheads compared to real octopi

  • @mattomustsplatto8986
    @mattomustsplatto8986 Год назад +4

    Shiver got that dorito dusted fingers AND the eyebrows

  • @criticgoon1014
    @criticgoon1014 Год назад +16

    You’re right about Shiver being a simp magnet. It’s the only reason why her team won yesterday.

    • @Hummingb1rd
      @Hummingb1rd Год назад +4

      Literally no, gear was just the objectively correct choice

    • @sails3414
      @sails3414 Год назад

      @@Hummingb1rd that's what a simp would say!

    • @Hummingb1rd
      @Hummingb1rd Год назад

      @@sails3414 No- That's- I- No- I- *sigh* I guess I am...

    • @i.can_t.think.of.a.handle
      @i.can_t.think.of.a.handle Год назад

      Man don’t you love that when you pick the team that has the “prettier” idol has your called a simp, you did it on your own terms still a SIMP

  • @sak-ura
    @sak-ura Год назад +3

    Mvperry “FOREHEAD “ ME “DONT TALK ABOUT MY BABY THAT WAY

  • @cyberiri
    @cyberiri Год назад +2

    1:20 "So what's the joke?"
    "Frye"💀

  • @yewjiaxiansam1962
    @yewjiaxiansam1962 8 месяцев назад +3

    You know Shiver has won Splatfests five times in a row, she being a simp magnet has never been more true and the Splatfests are rigged, the Japanese gamers and game crew even ignore the fact that Shiver does not have the qualities of a leader.

  • @ClawsAndTeeth
    @ClawsAndTeeth Год назад +3

    I was majorly concerned you were going to roast Callie and Marie, so I had a huge sigh of relief at the end of the video.

  • @ItsSkiido
    @ItsSkiido Год назад +2

    Can't wait for the roasting stream lmao

  • @Strawberrygamer1
    @Strawberrygamer1 Год назад +3

    It’s givin roasting Frye just because of her bold head

  • @nishanpeiris9748
    @nishanpeiris9748 9 месяцев назад +2

    BRO SHIVER AND FRYE GOT DORITOS EYEBROWS BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA😆

  • @iminyourwallsxoxo
    @iminyourwallsxoxo Год назад +6

    I love Frye she is so cute

  • @cartmans_aids
    @cartmans_aids Год назад +2

    the moment he said that mr grizz should go back to open season i did some goofy ahh laugh help me.

  • @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3
    @CH40T1C_TW1NKL3 Год назад +4

    3:14 IF I DIDN’T KNOW KARATE KID I WOULD’VE SEARCHED UP WHOS MR.MIYAGI

  • @Strawbjello_
    @Strawbjello_ Год назад +3

    Fun fact Pearl + fries foreheads are cultural not just because the devs are like oH YeAh

  • @guilhermecatapangraziotin3602
    @guilhermecatapangraziotin3602 Год назад +1

    Im personally glad you left little buddy out of this... no one likes roasted salmon...
    Ok I've been informed people do like roasted salmon... but still im glad you left that little ball of happinezs alone

  • @moonmicrowave9876
    @moonmicrowave9876 Год назад +14

    What I’ve gathered
    -everyone’s high
    -F O R E H E A D

  • @Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @Shiver-is-best-waifu Год назад +17

    1:17 The joke is on us. She's trolling us making us believe that there IS a joke when there is actually nothing.

  • @Keizer0724
    @Keizer0724 Год назад +1

    If open season existed. There’s no doubt Mr Grizz would have closed down Grizzco and salmon run and just live there.

  • @Reaper-Ortus-Apex
    @Reaper-Ortus-Apex Год назад +7

    Shiver is fine tho

    • @MVPerry
      @MVPerry  Год назад +4

      Can't disagree

    • @bosssnurp5912
      @bosssnurp5912 Год назад +3

      @@MVPerry Sheldon and the jellyfish from the shoal are finer

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle Год назад

      @@bosssnurp5912 coco too

  • @yewjiaxiansam1962
    @yewjiaxiansam1962 Год назад +1

    Your roasting is creative, Ever since I seen that DeepCut are opposing bosses in the game story mode, they betrayed moi feelings halfly and I just want to roasting them till my teeth is quenched

    • @Mystik_Music
      @Mystik_Music Год назад

      Ah, "Creative".
      Yes, Sam Yew Jia Xian; making jokes about Frye's forehead is *so* creative.
      Frye roasts aside, I've heard more than half of these before...

    • @yewjiaxiansam1962
      @yewjiaxiansam1962 Год назад

      @@Mystik_Music I didn't even say this about Frye specifically, you just push up your own prediction to satisfy your ego so 🥱🥱🥱🙄🙄🤪🤪😝😝

  • @thenarrator5032
    @thenarrator5032 Год назад

    Made 2 hours plus new sub and congratulations for having 2 million subs

  • @kaybombsadventure6934
    @kaybombsadventure6934 Год назад +4

    Wow, you were strong enough to roast Big man.
    Just WOW.

  • @Electric_Embers
    @Electric_Embers 5 месяцев назад

    Little buddy was too Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, and Powerful to be roasted.

  • @rebirthedsouls
    @rebirthedsouls Год назад +1

    the way i clicked off so fast knowing i was gonna be FURIOUS at this guy for not even seriously roasting my favs💀

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie Год назад +1

    *Lillie give Harmony a napkin but she get poison and high from her* Woah… I hear the voice now…

    • @idalygonzalez8713
      @idalygonzalez8713 Год назад

      I notice the thing about mommy long legs before this .___.

  • @SeLu17
    @SeLu17 Год назад +1

    OH MY GOD I CANT UNSEE THE DORITO EYEBROWS ON FRYE AND SHIVER

  • @Max_Pikmin
    @Max_Pikmin 4 дня назад

    Come on the mouth feature just makes big man look adorable

  • @hasbruh2987
    @hasbruh2987 Год назад +3

    1:54 💀💀💀💀

  • @nadaxx_
    @nadaxx_ Год назад +5

    you can play tic tac toe on frye's forehead

  • @evanmclain5271
    @evanmclain5271 Год назад +1

    Mad respect for not roasting either Callie or Marie. They are my favorites and I’d hate to see them get roasted. :(

  • @_nekozume_
    @_nekozume_ Год назад +2

    HELP NOT THE FRYE SLANDER 💀💀

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko Год назад

    holy crap this is the first roasting video where the roasts were actually good

  • @creepywaffles4783
    @creepywaffles4783 Год назад +15

    It’s just no way they didn’t know what they we’re doing to frye. That was all pure malice and hatred from her designers. They knew what they people would think and say! She needs some justice 😭

    • @nadris-kbf8021
      @nadris-kbf8021 Год назад +7

      I think it's pretty good? Frye's design is middle eastern/Indian inspired: The shawl, crop top, and pants are popular clothing there. The holes in her pants are meant to indicate where she is or what kind of environment she's in which is splatsville (city of chaos) I believe. Just like shivers hole in her pants too or Agent 3's ripped shirt.
      I think the fish braid is similar to the fish braid style in popular middle eastern hair styles. The thing on top of her head may be a imitation of cutten mango which is a well eaten fruit there. And the big forhead, it was or maybe now I don't know, a belief that big foreheads is a sign of wisdom or beauty. Which gives more of that traditional theme to frye's character and Deep Cut overall.
      It also explains with pearl having a big forehead. With her name in Japanese meaning princess, a while back big foreheads was a beauty standard for women in Japan I believe

    • @nadris-kbf8021
      @nadris-kbf8021 Год назад +5

      Frye not wearing shoes and walking barefoot also has meaning (freedom, balance, respect, etc). But it has multiple meanings so I'm not sure in Frye's case

  • @CloudSugars
    @CloudSugars Год назад +1

    Shiver Frye and Harmony: ;-;
    Me: you roasted my favorite characters >:(

  • @StuffedEgg
    @StuffedEgg Год назад +3

    More 🔥
    Edit: first gotta claim it

  • @sha-gamerandroidios6852
    @sha-gamerandroidios6852 Год назад

    Disclaimer: This channel is highly addictive👍❤ Awesome videos

  • @chandler2581
    @chandler2581 Год назад +2

    Frye's forehead is like that so her head can contain her massive genius brain.

  • @GamingRedBirb
    @GamingRedBirb Год назад +2

    shiver should have been dunked on for (story spoilz ahead)
    having the easiest boss fight in the entire game

    • @prime_231
      @prime_231 Год назад +1

      Exactly. Frye was actually a hard boss, Big Man was pretty much Hell, and Mr Grizz was a decent final boss, meanwhile Shiver is like the tutorial boss.

    • @GamingRedBirb
      @GamingRedBirb Год назад +1

      @@prime_231 yeah i like shiver but like she’s a complete joke, LB totally destroys master mega lmao

  • @Schugi2
    @Schugi2 Месяц назад

    Marie is such a god tier character, you didn't even mentioned her!

  • @jestergaming478
    @jestergaming478 Год назад +3

    Best youtuber ever

  • @prestonandtom9337
    @prestonandtom9337 Год назад +2

    You forgot Dj Octavio and Gramps.

  • @PapaSmog83
    @PapaSmog83 Год назад +2

    Mr grizz isn't Just a bear
    Is a big body with little head bear with really weird domination plans

    • @thatrandomweeb
      @thatrandomweeb Год назад

      Normal bear things

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 Год назад

      He’s called the ursine anomaly, ursine literally means bear, he is a bear anomaly but still a bear

  • @Xililit13
    @Xililit13 Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 The disclaimer at the end tho

  • @Mikeinator_
    @Mikeinator_ Год назад

    I could recite the entire dictionary word for word on Frye's forehead and still have room to spare.

  • @bugmeat9675
    @bugmeat9675 Год назад +1

    You forgot Nails, but Nails is perfect so it's understandable

    • @MadWeegee
      @MadWeegee Год назад +1

      Nails is way too underrated

  • @alexanderlelecas6989
    @alexanderlelecas6989 Год назад +1

    You should say THEY for Captain Agent 3 because you can change their gender. You do it by interacting with Cuttlefish's tent in the crater.

  • @Ch3eSy_Cheesecake
    @Ch3eSy_Cheesecake Год назад +1

    Frye is amazing and BIG FOREHEAD SUPREMACY

  • @The_Moth1
    @The_Moth1 Год назад

    Canonically, ink/octolings go splat in shoulder height water, so rain is ok

  • @kagaminerinandlen8316
    @kagaminerinandlen8316 Год назад +1

    at least the shoes are what kids actually where, at least its not kingdom hearts big

  • @wowzers420
    @wowzers420 Год назад +2

    YAY I TALKED TO YOU TODAY!

  • @curryyum205
    @curryyum205 Год назад +1

    Ayyyyyyyyy (why the heck criticise BIG MAN and btw the falling thing is right)

  • @liamread3215
    @liamread3215 Год назад

    "Rockerfeller Street" was the song the represented Estonia in Eurovision Song Contest 2011

  • @BiskitBoiMJ
    @BiskitBoiMJ Год назад

    They don't die in rain. They die if a certain percentage of them is submerged in water. Same reason they can drink water.

  • @subnau0424
    @subnau0424 Год назад +1

    I NEED MORE SHIVER ROASTING

  • @kawaii_froggi1296
    @kawaii_froggi1296 Год назад

    Help I was dying when he was roasting shiver💀💀😂😂😭😭

  • @sarcastic_ocupie1669
    @sarcastic_ocupie1669 Год назад

    You know. I wonder what Master Mega eats… maybe it’ll be you?

  • @CYN_Zombie
    @CYN_Zombie Год назад +1

    Sheldon is the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji

  • @mr.quackingtonthelll4979
    @mr.quackingtonthelll4979 Год назад +1

    Frye: HAHA FOREHEAD! HAAAHAAAHA FOREHEAD FOREHEAD!

  • @unclepaul1995
    @unclepaul1995 Год назад

    When you going to Roast these Disney Villain?
    I’ve Been Roasting Disney for being a Disney Villain!

  • @markgrey5360
    @markgrey5360 Год назад +1

    No need to wonder why people myself included simp for Shiver, just look at her design and personality they are perfect!
    #SHIVERISBEST

  • @IntenseLicoriceFlavoring
    @IntenseLicoriceFlavoring Год назад

    Heres a request:
    What your favorite monster in The Mimic says about you

  • @avacadooctolingdemon
    @avacadooctolingdemon Год назад

    YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE OCTOLING OF THE AFTERLIFE? T A K O Y A K I.

  • @markerdoesntcareaboutyouro3483
    @markerdoesntcareaboutyouro3483 Год назад +2

    Feels illegal to be early, but here I am

  • @SpicyInk
    @SpicyInk Год назад +1

    1:23 everyone after the splatoon 3 direct

  • @Mister_Torgue94
    @Mister_Torgue94 Год назад

    Splatoon community rule number 15: don’t roast big man

  • @slime_creeper439
    @slime_creeper439 Год назад

    Back when Splatoon 2 was released I said that Pearl looks ugly because she has a scary face. Then when Splatoon 3 came out Frye is the ugly one to the point where I'm like "Save me Pearl." Nintendo should stop giving characters a big forehead.

  • @monicaraybrandt
    @monicaraybrandt Год назад

    i'm just gonna say this right now
    big man looks like the wii balance board

  • @CringeyOcto
    @CringeyOcto 9 месяцев назад

    You mention Mr. Miyagi(is that how you spell it??):
    THE KARATE KID AND COBRA KAI REALLY ARE AFTER ME.

  • @RamixNotRemix
    @RamixNotRemix Год назад

    Ay! "If you are tired of Big Man saying "AY" you can change the language to spanish, there he says "Zass" And I'm sure that in other languages he says different things!"
    Zas! "Also, haha, funny big ahh forehead"

  • @jellotoad64
    @jellotoad64 Год назад

    Calling shiver a simp magnet is way too accurate (unfortunate for me...i think)

  • @prime_231
    @prime_231 Год назад

    Everyone makes fun of Pearl and Frye for their big foreheads, but no one makes fun of Shiver for her tiny face.

  • @C4PT41NP1T
    @C4PT41NP1T Год назад

    female captain: gets roasted
    me, who simps for male captain for an unknown reason: 💀💀💀

  • @Bluespiderlilies
    @Bluespiderlilies Год назад

    If we need new sakura auditions frye is definetly suit for the job

  • @Wildcat0922
    @Wildcat0922 Год назад

    1:03 WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SHIVER?!?! SHOW US YOUR FAVORITE SPLATOON CHARACTER, WHY DON'T YOU!
    JK I know you were just joking, LMAO!! :)

  • @clemente3966
    @clemente3966 Год назад +5

    At least Shiver wasn't reduced to one joke, not like Frye.

    • @christopherthompson6237
      @christopherthompson6237 Год назад +3

      You can fit multiple jokes on her forehead though 💀

    • @theresacox171
      @theresacox171 Год назад

      @@christopherthompson6237 no you didn’t.

    • @lielielovinyou
      @lielielovinyou 9 месяцев назад

      @@christopherthompson6237 add on both inkopolis square and inkopolis plaza and there’ll still be room left

  • @megansutton9699
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    1:07-1:10 Which, I think, is disturbing…
    1:21 Uh oh, hold on tight…
    1:23 Of course…
    1:33 Why does it look like Frye’s gonna bite us? Because she’s a vampire squid, maybe