ROASTING EVERY SPLATOON 3 CHARACTER

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @pancakes4life804
    @pancakes4life804 2 года назад +689

    you know frye is a good character when the only thing someone can criticize is her forehead

    • @fluffy_cheese7478
      @fluffy_cheese7478 2 года назад +60

      fr shes amazing

    • @choco_L8
      @choco_L8 2 года назад +52

      the fivehead contains all the knowledge in the world

    • @bondubu
      @bondubu 2 года назад +63

      @@choco_L8 she knows victoria's secret y'all r just jealous 😒

    • @Girldont-ib6vw
      @Girldont-ib6vw 2 года назад +8

      Quite literally

    • @Xoolerz
      @Xoolerz 2 года назад +17

      I mean, you can’t criticize her outfit, it’s cultural. Things like her colour palette is nitpicking. And just saying ugly and doesn’t fit is like as if it’s the winning sentence of every beautiful contest ever. Like people are just so judgmental

  • @PinkyRAE
    @PinkyRAE 2 года назад +83

    Ok lets be honest, the moment you saw Frye’s name pop up on the screen you knew what was gonna happen next-

  • @poke4074
    @poke4074 2 года назад +197

    Inklings don't die in rain, only if fully submerged in water

    • @C4DD1333
      @C4DD1333 2 года назад

      do you get the joke-

    • @poke4074
      @poke4074 2 года назад +2

      @@C4DD1333 I do

    • @MrDuckerson
      @MrDuckerson 2 года назад

      🤓

    • @jp_nona
      @jp_nona 2 года назад +4

      They do start desintegrating slowly tho, there is a dialogue from the off the hook news that says that inklings and octolings have to stay hydrated but not too much because it could hurt them from inside

    • @cartmans_aids
      @cartmans_aids 2 года назад +1

      Rain Storm: am i a joke to you?

  • @Dr.Pootis
    @Dr.Pootis 2 года назад +79

    Shiver seems like she'd kill someone without hesitation just because they don't think sharks are cool.

  • @octangulastella
    @octangulastella 2 года назад +156

    Team Gear called.
    We can’t call frye ‘purple fingers’.
    Since she’s Team Grub,
    We call her...
    D O L L A R
    T R E E
    S L I M E
    F I N G E R S

  • @syrenity64
    @syrenity64 2 года назад +306

    I legit laughed out loud when you said shiver’s eyebrow is a dorito. 🤣

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 2 года назад +11

      She dunked herself in takis 💀

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 2 года назад +4

      Are we disrespecting shiver

    • @jisung1e3
      @jisung1e3 2 года назад +5

      @@lordbrennagade4691 yes (pls don’t attack me)

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 2 года назад +1

      @@jisung1e3 I took all your money from your cash app

    • @Zero_Degrees
      @Zero_Degrees 2 года назад +1

      @@lordbrennagade4691 yes we are

  • @hanako-seo510
    @hanako-seo510 2 года назад +330

    Welcome come back to mvperry roasting characters and summoning a fan base

  • @benthecat4345
    @benthecat4345 2 года назад +65

    Captain Agent 3 is literally the most unimpressed character in Splatoon 3, it's like she was on vacation only for it to get cut short when Cuttlefish got squidnapped

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 2 года назад +8

      she didn't even do anything. All she do was just lay around and look bored

    • @benthecat4345
      @benthecat4345 2 года назад +8

      @@lordbrennagade4691
      The only thing she really did was clear the fuzzy goop from around the rocket

    • @lordbrennagade4691
      @lordbrennagade4691 2 года назад +3

      @@benthecat4345 I'm surprised she hasn't been fired

    • @shrimp-adoodle3444
      @shrimp-adoodle3444 2 года назад +8

      Judging from her flip flops in a world of snow I’m convinced this is true.

    • @aloolieh9269
      @aloolieh9269 2 года назад +3

      @@shrimp-adoodle3444 i think i heard somewhere that the snow is fake

  • @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
    @Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi 2 года назад +30

    "Say woomy one more time. I dare you" Woomy

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 2 года назад +94

    The memes that followed after Frye was revealed were incredible

  • @Keizer0724
    @Keizer0724 2 года назад +15

    I love the inklings designs so much. The design is very cute and creative between the concept of shapeshifting humanoid squids. What I can say after the Inkling roast is yeah. Inklings do look like elves with raccoon eyes and vampire fangs.

  • @nobod2567
    @nobod2567 2 года назад +38

    1:23 we all knew this was coming

  • @AJ-wg4rz
    @AJ-wg4rz 2 года назад +27

    Can’t stop replaying 1:07 haha. The beat drop in the background, the way she turns her fan 😂

  • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 2 года назад +45

    1:03 That is completely accurate for her.

  • @HYAxSYNTH
    @HYAxSYNTH 2 года назад +9

    The fact that Harmony is the lead singer f a band but can’t find her way out of a department store

  • @Veralos
    @Veralos 2 года назад +38

    I noticed you didn't roast Smallfry. Obviously that's because they're perfect in every way.

  • @Roze_aye
    @Roze_aye 2 года назад +8

    ok. but the woomy joke. when the captain only says booyah, i cried laughing

  • @cyberiri
    @cyberiri 2 года назад +5

    1:20 "So what's the joke?"
    "Frye"💀

  • @defendergorebox
    @defendergorebox 2 года назад +20

    Roasted like a bacon. But it’s actually sushi.

  • @Amielle-in-Ami-hell
    @Amielle-in-Ami-hell 2 года назад +23

    Loving the Splat content

  • @imbbgamer1012
    @imbbgamer1012 2 года назад +8

    I just realized that the song "rockefeller street" sounds disturbingly simular to "ra ra rasputin"

  • @faithfulloser7180
    @faithfulloser7180 2 года назад +26

    Him roasting them....just makes my day.

  • @CJBox9
    @CJBox9 2 года назад +16

    Harmony also has a fish that’s slowly dying due to neglect

  • @jasperjazzie
    @jasperjazzie 2 года назад +7

    if we're being fair, octomode octolings have tiny foreheads compared to real octopi

  • @sak-ura
    @sak-ura 2 года назад +4

    Mvperry “FOREHEAD “ ME “DONT TALK ABOUT MY BABY THAT WAY

  • @jellotoad64
    @jellotoad64 2 года назад +1

    Calling shiver a simp magnet is way too accurate (unfortunate for me...i think)

  • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 2 года назад +19

    1:17 The joke is on us. She's trolling us making us believe that there IS a joke when there is actually nothing.

  • @moonmicrowave9876
    @moonmicrowave9876 2 года назад +15

    What I’ve gathered
    -everyone’s high
    -F O R E H E A D

  • @ClawsAndTeeth
    @ClawsAndTeeth 2 года назад +3

    I was majorly concerned you were going to roast Callie and Marie, so I had a huge sigh of relief at the end of the video.

  • @Strawbjello_
    @Strawbjello_ 2 года назад +5

    Fun fact Pearl + fries foreheads are cultural not just because the devs are like oH YeAh

  • @Strawberrygamer1
    @Strawberrygamer1 2 года назад +5

    It’s givin roasting Frye just because of her bold head

  • @XxKrystalxparisxX
    @XxKrystalxparisxX 2 года назад +2

    Shiver Frye and Harmony: ;-;
    Me: you roasted my favorite characters >:(

  • @LesbianPretzel
    @LesbianPretzel 2 года назад +20

    Mr. Coco literally sounds like Beaker from The Muppets💀

  • @C4DD1333
    @C4DD1333 2 года назад +4

    3:14 IF I DIDN’T KNOW KARATE KID I WOULD’VE SEARCHED UP WHOS MR.MIYAGI

  • @RoseSparkles5
    @RoseSparkles5 2 года назад +2

    Frye: HAHA FOREHEAD! HAAAHAAAHA FOREHEAD FOREHEAD!

  • @woomy_loves_splatoon
    @woomy_loves_splatoon 7 месяцев назад

    0:25 "WOOMY WOOMY WOOMY, BOOYAH BOOYAH WOOMY,
    SAY WOOMY ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU" IM DYING

  • @ecbmurphy
    @ecbmurphy 7 месяцев назад

    1:14 I was actually EATING Doritos when you said that! 😂

  • @cartmans_aids
    @cartmans_aids 2 года назад +2

    the moment he said that mr grizz should go back to open season i did some goofy ahh laugh help me.

  • @Keizer0724
    @Keizer0724 2 года назад +1

    If open season existed. There’s no doubt Mr Grizz would have closed down Grizzco and salmon run and just live there.

  • @criticgoon1014
    @criticgoon1014 2 года назад +16

    You’re right about Shiver being a simp magnet. It’s the only reason why her team won yesterday.

    • @Hummingb1rd
      @Hummingb1rd 2 года назад +4

      Literally no, gear was just the objectively correct choice

    • @sails3414
      @sails3414 2 года назад

      @@Hummingb1rd that's what a simp would say!

    • @Hummingb1rd
      @Hummingb1rd 2 года назад

      @@sails3414 No- That's- I- No- I- *sigh* I guess I am...

    • @i.can_t.think.of.a.handle
      @i.can_t.think.of.a.handle 2 года назад

      Man don’t you love that when you pick the team that has the “prettier” idol has your called a simp, you did it on your own terms still a SIMP

  • @guilhermecatapangraziotin3602
    @guilhermecatapangraziotin3602 2 года назад +1

    Im personally glad you left little buddy out of this... no one likes roasted salmon...
    Ok I've been informed people do like roasted salmon... but still im glad you left that little ball of happinezs alone

  • @Mikeinator_
    @Mikeinator_ 2 года назад +1

    I could recite the entire dictionary word for word on Frye's forehead and still have room to spare.

  • @prime_231
    @prime_231 Год назад +1

    Everyone makes fun of Pearl and Frye for their big foreheads, but no one makes fun of Shiver for her tiny face.

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 2 года назад +2

    How to summon an angry fanbase: do this.

  • @creepywaffles4783
    @creepywaffles4783 2 года назад +15

    It’s just no way they didn’t know what they we’re doing to frye. That was all pure malice and hatred from her designers. They knew what they people would think and say! She needs some justice 😭

    • @nadris-kbf8021
      @nadris-kbf8021 2 года назад +8

      I think it's pretty good? Frye's design is middle eastern/Indian inspired: The shawl, crop top, and pants are popular clothing there. The holes in her pants are meant to indicate where she is or what kind of environment she's in which is splatsville (city of chaos) I believe. Just like shivers hole in her pants too or Agent 3's ripped shirt.
      I think the fish braid is similar to the fish braid style in popular middle eastern hair styles. The thing on top of her head may be a imitation of cutten mango which is a well eaten fruit there. And the big forhead, it was or maybe now I don't know, a belief that big foreheads is a sign of wisdom or beauty. Which gives more of that traditional theme to frye's character and Deep Cut overall.
      It also explains with pearl having a big forehead. With her name in Japanese meaning princess, a while back big foreheads was a beauty standard for women in Japan I believe

    • @nadris-kbf8021
      @nadris-kbf8021 2 года назад +6

      Frye not wearing shoes and walking barefoot also has meaning (freedom, balance, respect, etc). But it has multiple meanings so I'm not sure in Frye's case

  • @DuckDuckG0053
    @DuckDuckG0053 5 месяцев назад

    I feel bad for Frye, I imagine the entire internet and everyone you meet making fun of your forehead to the point at which they use it for noughts and crosses

  • @Evil_Electric_Embers
    @Evil_Electric_Embers Год назад

    Little buddy was too Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, and Powerful to be roasted.

  • @luigiman0902
    @luigiman0902 2 года назад +1

    Mad respect for not roasting either Callie or Marie. They are my favorites and I’d hate to see them get roasted. :(

  • @kaybombsadventure6934
    @kaybombsadventure6934 2 года назад +4

    Wow, you were strong enough to roast Big man.
    Just WOW.

  • @soulstorminferno5135
    @soulstorminferno5135 2 года назад +5

    3:32 It was at this moment that i felt the intense urge to defend my waifu.

  • @curryyum205
    @curryyum205 2 года назад +2

    Ayyyyyyyyy (why the heck criticise BIG MAN and btw the falling thing is right)

  • @rionada330
    @rionada330 2 года назад +5

    you can play tic tac toe on frye's forehead

  • @SpicyInk
    @SpicyInk 2 года назад +1

    1:23 everyone after the splatoon 3 direct

  • @yewjiaxiansam1962
    @yewjiaxiansam1962 Год назад +3

    You know Shiver has won Splatfests five times in a row, she being a simp magnet has never been more true and the Splatfests are rigged, the Japanese gamers and game crew even ignore the fact that Shiver does not have the qualities of a leader.

  • @rebirthedsouls
    @rebirthedsouls 2 года назад +1

    the way i clicked off so fast knowing i was gonna be FURIOUS at this guy for not even seriously roasting my favs💀

  • @avacadooctolingdemon
    @avacadooctolingdemon 2 года назад

    YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE OCTOLING OF THE AFTERLIFE? T A K O Y A K I.

  • @SeLu17
    @SeLu17 2 года назад +1

    OH MY GOD I CANT UNSEE THE DORITO EYEBROWS ON FRYE AND SHIVER

  • @o.v.m._part_1
    @o.v.m._part_1 2 года назад +8

    Shiver is fine tho

    • @MVPerry
      @MVPerry  2 года назад +4

      Can't disagree

    • @bosssnurp5912
      @bosssnurp5912 2 года назад +4

      @@MVPerry Sheldon and the jellyfish from the shoal are finer

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle 2 года назад +1

      @@bosssnurp5912 coco too

  • @_nekozume_
    @_nekozume_ 2 года назад +2

    HELP NOT THE FRYE SLANDER 💀💀

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 2 года назад +1

    *Lillie give Harmony a napkin but she get poison and high from her* Woah… I hear the voice now…

    • @idalygonzalez8713
      @idalygonzalez8713 2 года назад

      I notice the thing about mommy long legs before this .___.

  • @CYN_Zombie
    @CYN_Zombie 2 года назад +1

    Sheldon is the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji

  • @ItsSkiido
    @ItsSkiido 2 года назад +2

    Can't wait for the roasting stream lmao

  • @GaleDDS2
    @GaleDDS2 2 года назад +1

    Am I the only one who thinks Sheldon looks more like a nerd emoji more than a minion?

  • @Schugi2
    @Schugi2 9 месяцев назад

    Marie is such a god tier character, you didn't even mentioned her!

  • @GamingRedBirb
    @GamingRedBirb 2 года назад +2

    shiver should have been dunked on for (story spoilz ahead)
    having the easiest boss fight in the entire game

    • @prime_231
      @prime_231 Год назад +1

      Exactly. Frye was actually a hard boss, Big Man was pretty much Hell, and Mr Grizz was a decent final boss, meanwhile Shiver is like the tutorial boss.

    • @GamingRedBirb
      @GamingRedBirb Год назад +1

      @@prime_231 yeah i like shiver but like she’s a complete joke, LB totally destroys master mega lmao

  • @StuffedEgg
    @StuffedEgg 2 года назад +3

    More 🔥
    Edit: first gotta claim it

  • @yewjiaxiansam1962
    @yewjiaxiansam1962 2 года назад +1

    Your roasting is creative, Ever since I seen that DeepCut are opposing bosses in the game story mode, they betrayed moi feelings halfly and I just want to roasting them till my teeth is quenched

    • @Mystik_Music
      @Mystik_Music 2 года назад +1

      Ah, "Creative".
      Yes, Sam Yew Jia Xian; making jokes about Frye's forehead is *so* creative.
      Frye roasts aside, I've heard more than half of these before...

    • @yewjiaxiansam1962
      @yewjiaxiansam1962 2 года назад

      @@Mystik_Music I didn't even say this about Frye specifically, you just push up your own prediction to satisfy your ego so 🥱🥱🥱🙄🙄🤪🤪😝😝

  • @Ch3eSy_Cheesecake
    @Ch3eSy_Cheesecake 2 года назад +1

    Frye is amazing and BIG FOREHEAD SUPREMACY

  • @clemente3966
    @clemente3966 2 года назад +5

    At least Shiver wasn't reduced to one joke, not like Frye.

    • @christopherthompson6237
      @christopherthompson6237 2 года назад +3

      You can fit multiple jokes on her forehead though 💀

    • @theresacox171
      @theresacox171 Год назад

      @@christopherthompson6237 no you didn’t.

    • @skeletalkilljoy
      @skeletalkilljoy Год назад

      @@christopherthompson6237 add on both inkopolis square and inkopolis plaza and there’ll still be room left

  • @C4PT41NP1T
    @C4PT41NP1T 2 года назад

    female captain: gets roasted
    me, who simps for male captain for an unknown reason: 💀💀💀

  • @Max_Pikmin
    @Max_Pikmin 8 месяцев назад

    Come on the mouth feature just makes big man look adorable

  • @The_Moth1
    @The_Moth1 2 года назад

    Canonically, ink/octolings go splat in shoulder height water, so rain is ok

  • @wowzers420
    @wowzers420 2 года назад +2

    YAY I TALKED TO YOU TODAY!

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 2 года назад

    The dollar tree slime comment tho 😂😂😂

  • @indominusreags2278
    @indominusreags2278 2 года назад

    U insulted big man. The kill squad is on the way, run

  • @Xililit13
    @Xililit13 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 The disclaimer at the end tho

  • @kagaminerinandlen8316
    @kagaminerinandlen8316 2 года назад +1

    at least the shoes are what kids actually where, at least its not kingdom hearts big

  • @megansutton9699
    @megansutton9699 2 года назад

    1:07-1:10 Which, I think, is disturbing…
    1:21 Uh oh, hold on tight…
    1:23 Of course…
    1:33 Why does it look like Frye’s gonna bite us? Because she’s a vampire squid, maybe

  • @BiskitBoiMJ
    @BiskitBoiMJ 2 года назад

    They don't die in rain. They die if a certain percentage of them is submerged in water. Same reason they can drink water.

  • @ThatOneSpecificDude
    @ThatOneSpecificDude 2 года назад +1

    You should say THEY for Captain Agent 3 because you can change their gender. You do it by interacting with Cuttlefish's tent in the crater.

  • @Chear_cats28
    @Chear_cats28 2 года назад

    Made 2 hours plus new sub and congratulations for having 2 million subs

  • @silverskater17
    @silverskater17 2 года назад

    The reason why Frye had a big forehead is because she is a vampire squid

  • @RamixNotRemix
    @RamixNotRemix 2 года назад

    Ay! "If you are tired of Big Man saying "AY" you can change the language to spanish, there he says "Zass" And I'm sure that in other languages he says different things!"
    Zas! "Also, haha, funny big ahh forehead"

  • @monicaraybrandt
    @monicaraybrandt 2 года назад

    i'm just gonna say this right now
    big man looks like the wii balance board

  • @lordbrennagade4691
    @lordbrennagade4691 2 года назад

    hey hold on hold on you. forgot one for shiver. your tongue is a fruit by the foot

  • @prestonandtom9337
    @prestonandtom9337 2 года назад +2

    You forgot Dj Octavio and Gramps.

  • @jestergaming478
    @jestergaming478 2 года назад +3

    Best youtuber ever

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko 2 года назад

    holy crap this is the first roasting video where the roasts were actually good

  • @andybloodeth_666
    @andybloodeth_666 2 года назад

    Heres a request:
    What your favorite monster in The Mimic says about you

  • @PapaSmog83
    @PapaSmog83 2 года назад +2

    Mr grizz isn't Just a bear
    Is a big body with little head bear with really weird domination plans

    • @thatrandomweeb
      @thatrandomweeb 2 года назад

      Normal bear things

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 2 года назад

      He’s called the ursine anomaly, ursine literally means bear, he is a bear anomaly but still a bear

  • @WarmLillie
    @WarmLillie 2 года назад +1

    Call me a simp, But I simp for Shiver!!!
    She’s my smug mommy. XD

  • @Mister_Torgue94
    @Mister_Torgue94 2 года назад

    Splatoon community rule number 15: don’t roast big man

  • @brooklynt3630
    @brooklynt3630 2 года назад +1

    I love shiver because she cute like puppy shark

  • @remikitty
    @remikitty 2 года назад +1

    I fr laughed when he roasted frye’s forhead

  • @bugmeat9675
    @bugmeat9675 2 года назад +1

    You forgot Nails, but Nails is perfect so it's understandable

    • @MadWeegee
      @MadWeegee 2 года назад +1

      Nails is way too underrated

  • @Nye0nkid
    @Nye0nkid Год назад

    Every Frye Fan: _1 minute ‘till arrival_

  • @slime_creeper439
    @slime_creeper439 2 года назад

    Back when Splatoon 2 was released I said that Pearl looks ugly because she has a scary face. Then when Splatoon 3 came out Frye is the ugly one to the point where I'm like "Save me Pearl." Nintendo should stop giving characters a big forehead.

  • @keithcarlton2008
    @keithcarlton2008 2 года назад

    1:03 WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SHIVER?!?! SHOW US YOUR FAVORITE SPLATOON CHARACTER, WHY DON'T YOU!
    JK I know you were just joking, LMAO!! :)

  • @sarcastic_ocupie1669
    @sarcastic_ocupie1669 2 года назад

    You know. I wonder what Master Mega eats… maybe it’ll be you?

  • @markgrey5360
    @markgrey5360 2 года назад +1

    No need to wonder why people myself included simp for Shiver, just look at her design and personality they are perfect!
    #SHIVERISBEST