Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts? | Gnoggin - Splatoon Theory

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июл 2018
  • In all seriousness, lets look at the science, the anatomy of squids and octopuses, as well as the lore of Splatoon to find out the answer to this curious question. That's right, this may be a silly topic, but its entirely educational.
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @N3v3Off
    @N3v3Off 5 лет назад +2352

    So that means, Marina isn't thicc.
    Marina is BUFF?!

  • @boogtoons4630
    @boogtoons4630 Год назад +1342

    The actual canon reason is mind-reading squid crystals that subconsciously wanted to replicate humanity! Love this series.

    • @Rogueocto
      @Rogueocto Год назад

      So marina is the result of some horny guy?

    • @anonymouswhite7957
      @anonymouswhite7957 Год назад +153

      Yep that’s basically what i wanted to say but you beat me to it. The mind reading crystal can arrange itself into what the collective wants. Overtime it gave the inkling & octoling sentience and shapeshifting (both from the crystal material properties and the lingering subconscious drive from humanity).
      My head canon is the ink are actually the crystal that envelop the squid/octo form and get manipulated into humanoid form. Also the crystal doesn’t just affect the cephalopods, all the marine life is affected (but the cephalopods inherit that human drive). This can explain why the salmonid have abilities like the cephalopods does. Though i think it’s just a matter of how much percentage of crystal exist and is manipulable by their species.

    • @cyanide_crow7970
      @cyanide_crow7970 Год назад +43

      What were those humans thinking about when they were all dying

    • @Shinyarc
      @Shinyarc Год назад

      @@cyanide_crow7970 booby

    • @laava32
      @laava32 Год назад +52

      @@akirapink It encompasses everything, from culture to clothing and food and even physical form

  • @buzzsawenthusiast1756
    @buzzsawenthusiast1756 4 года назад +1588

    I absolutely adore this theory, but please, consider.
    Ink is stored in the balls

  • @thexander9531
    @thexander9531 4 года назад +1377

    Nobody:...
    Not a single living person:...
    Me youtube recommendations at 2:30 AM: WHY DO INKLING AND OCTOLINGS HAVE TITS?????

  • @TheIceLurker
    @TheIceLurker 5 лет назад +5008

    Look at this man, going about this all scientifically.
    In reality some Japanese guy just wanted to make cute squid girls.

  • @ShadowEclipex
    @ShadowEclipex 5 лет назад +1560

    Well if the breasts are cause by the Inksacks then perhaps the reason why the males don't have have breasts is do to the fact that females have organs to bear young that push the inksacs intp the chest.
    So since that the males have no organs to bear young the inksacs have more space inside the body so they don't proturde.

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 5 лет назад +97

      Matthew Smith The insacs become abs then?

    • @ShadowEclipex
      @ShadowEclipex 5 лет назад +73

      Kiraro The Kitsune
      Perhaps if the male worked out I guess?

    • @TheRealMichelozzo
      @TheRealMichelozzo 5 лет назад +102

      That makes sense. While both genders would have reproductive organs - it takes two to tango after all - even in our species the real estate in the torso taken up by reproductive bits is significantly smaller in men than women, even not accounting for mammary glands. Mostly because a lot of it is external, but even the internal bits take up almost no room.
      Honestly though, My headcanon/belief of the ink/octolings is more along the lines of them basically being elemental ink to sum it up. Only way to explain the whole squid now/kid now thing and the whole coming back from being blasted into splatter without just writing it off as game mechanics, which honestly it is ;P

    • @bewmotionsk627
      @bewmotionsk627 5 лет назад +8

      Your a smart boi

    • @JonathanTash
      @JonathanTash 5 лет назад +27

      Because long hair is easier to emulate with tentacles, having the inkling be girls made intuitive sense. That's my take.

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 Год назад +371

    I like how in splatoon 3 they explained that human DNA was released into the oceans which made sea creatures rapidly evolve into humanoids

    • @bub3124
      @bub3124 Год назад +42

      who robbed the sperm bank?!

    • @hatrisfan
      @hatrisfan Год назад +53

      Not DNA, but liquid crystals that had absorbed human behaviour and nature

    • @Issyisawesome108
      @Issyisawesome108 Год назад +15

      @@hatrisfan so that’s why they had a world war

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@hatrisfanCum Crystals

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 4 месяца назад

      splatoon 2 and 3 are not canon

  • @faby6515
    @faby6515 4 года назад +599

    The worst part is that he actually tried to be as serious as posible, AND so do I

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 5 лет назад +3109

    Because if they didn't, they'd be flat, and that will give the Flat Earthers another reason to begin a revolt. And we don't want that. It was a smart move on the designer.

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 5 лет назад +974

    >family friendly

  • @notificationgangmember9339
    @notificationgangmember9339 4 года назад +417

    Lockstin; "Octopi...octopods? Octopodes...?"
    Matpatt's glasses: * Scientific flash *

  • @andrewrobotbuilder
    @andrewrobotbuilder 5 лет назад +825

    Scientists: It's an anomaly!
    Historians: It's a ranking!
    Perverts: It's art!
    Edit: Taxonomists, not historians

  • @shanematthews1985
    @shanematthews1985 5 лет назад +7668

    Pfft we all know the REAL reason.....
    To fuel the Rule 34 train

    • @dkempking4509
      @dkempking4509 5 лет назад +144

      Cypherous u are sooooooo right

    • @kennethvalentine8901
      @kennethvalentine8901 5 лет назад +181

      Cypherous Yes I already got my pencil and paper out

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 5 лет назад +197

      Cypherous
      Oh my gad.
      That New Nintendo character.
      I MUST!
      DRAW!
      PORN OF IT!

    • @dopeynut
      @dopeynut 5 лет назад +24

      I agree with this statement Cypherous

    • @CipherAres
      @CipherAres 5 лет назад +8

      O

  • @raishen1516
    @raishen1516 5 лет назад +2679

    Wait... So if an inkling has bigger breasts they are better in combat?

    • @dakotadawn5789
      @dakotadawn5789 5 лет назад +125

      Yep

    • @raishen1516
      @raishen1516 5 лет назад +381

      Feels bad for flat squidlings and octolings

    • @deiji_hime
      @deiji_hime 5 лет назад +375

      @@raishen1516 If that really was true, I think it'd balance out. Having big breasts is most likely a hindrance when running and just agility in general where as when you're flat you can do so with ease. So big = more power, less agility and flat is the opposite, maybe?

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 лет назад +76

      @@deiji_hime and more hp , maybe a tank (maybe similar to tf2 heavy) or sniper (as the chould shot it very far) ,
      i heard somewhere that big breasts give the ilusion of a wider woman soo... works
      whould like too see in a game something like this , where like a if a woman happens to be a tank class she whould have a big chest . and a agile class whould be flat chested .

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 лет назад +25

      @@deiji_hime and the flat chested ones , something like a shotgun or a assult , more molbility

  • @dennisgabrielcalapati1387
    @dennisgabrielcalapati1387 5 лет назад +544

    Me: *watches this video*
    My mom: why is the FBI here

    • @reekid7541
      @reekid7541 4 года назад +12

      So your house got raided to

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 4 года назад +16

      *Deep breath* So I invited them to play splatoon.

    • @blazkowicz9652
      @blazkowicz9652 3 года назад

      I am thankful that they are not here,l am 14

  • @mevlingo2791
    @mevlingo2791 4 года назад +272

    *_Meanwhile the FBI and Scotland Yard are chasing me_*

    • @decepticonsoundwave297
      @decepticonsoundwave297 4 года назад +8

      Scotland Yard isnt in Scotland and it annoys me

    • @miakiikazu
      @miakiikazu 3 года назад +5

      @@decepticonsoundwave297 neither is new Scotland yard

  • @VMan776
    @VMan776 5 лет назад +839

    Just because the designers made them that way. Ooh, I'm so smart! Look at me, tippity-tappity in the comments!

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 5 лет назад +18

      V-Man 776 Einstein

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 5 лет назад +10

      V-Man 776 this is the part where i say that theory videos are for people who like overthinking things and like learning through games if you don't like them watch other things, yadda yadda yadda, but you know............

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX 5 лет назад +15

      So kids could tell the difference between boy and girl. It's nothing complicated, or shouldn't be.

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 5 лет назад +2

      V-Man 776 I love that lol

    • @the_Klozilla
      @the_Klozilla 3 года назад

      yes albert einstein

  • @SGdarkness
    @SGdarkness 5 лет назад +549

    "hey billy check out the ink pumps on that one!"

    • @YoshionoKimochi
      @YoshionoKimochi 5 лет назад +27

      David Morrone its female dominant soo the women would be cat calling the men...

    • @harrypotamus4968
      @harrypotamus4968 5 лет назад +53

      It doesn't matter who's the dominant sex, anyone can "catcall" anyone.

    • @styxy2657
      @styxy2657 5 лет назад +31

      "Look at that squid donger" is all I can imagine for male cat calling

    • @slendergaming8171
      @slendergaming8171 5 лет назад +12

      "one's bigger than the other"

    • @helloturkey1143
      @helloturkey1143 5 лет назад +10

      Shawn Kangiser
      Nope. Dominant doesn't necessarily mean higher sex drive.
      Just look at spiders. Even though the males are tiny in comparison to females they are stil lthe ones who try to initiate sex with the female.

  • @theals9605
    @theals9605 4 года назад +110

    When I clicked the video all I could see of the title was “why do squidlings and octolings have...” and then I watched the video and I saw the actual title and I was like “oh gosh what have I gotten myself into”

  • @watermelon4890
    @watermelon4890 4 года назад +258

    Lockstin & Gnoggin: *Shows that female inklings are more dominant*
    Saudi Arabia: *Visible disappointment*

  • @oledakaajel
    @oledakaajel 5 лет назад +839

    The male octolings' ink sacs are in their afros.

    • @teenageapple3788
      @teenageapple3788 5 лет назад +29

      oledakaajel
      I thought they were in an area that the girls are drawn like magnets 7w7

    • @tacomeme429
      @tacomeme429 5 лет назад +39

      11th limb

    • @Scyclo
      @Scyclo 5 лет назад +2

      oledakaajel lel

    • @n_worder
      @n_worder 5 лет назад +78

      Ink is stored in balls

    • @theinfernocrew6883
      @theinfernocrew6883 5 лет назад +9

      oledakaajel As an afro'ed octoling, I can confirm.

  • @josiahtheawkward6008
    @josiahtheawkward6008 5 лет назад +486

    It makes sense now! Female Inkling or Octoling was always the default gender. In advertising, box-art, Smash, and development.

    • @coachcookie_
      @coachcookie_ 5 лет назад +56

      And that's also why (subjectively) the girls have better designs than the boys -- because the boys were just thrown in, after they focused on the girls!

    • @AcidicSalt
      @AcidicSalt 5 лет назад +7

      Inkling is better also the default hair design is better in my opinion

  • @beartic_ler4164
    @beartic_ler4164 Год назад +47

    fun to see people theorise so much about why squids are so similar to humans when after splatoon 3 was released, we just found out a huge bunch of backstory to the splatoon lore in the logs

  • @SmashBroD
    @SmashBroD 4 года назад +110

    I may still regret having clicked on this video from a standpoint of 'oh-god-what-does-this-say-about-me,' but that answer was really cool - especially because the Japanese naming part *really* suggests that the societal gender dynamics piece was probably an intentional (albeit small) piece of background lore, regardless of its use in answering this question.

  • @MihaelCudak
    @MihaelCudak 5 лет назад +1509

    Oh so inklings are...
    B ON E L E S S

    • @orangecrust7809
      @orangecrust7809 5 лет назад +81

      *t h e f u c k k i n d a p i z z a ?*

    • @vicivicibobici
      @vicivicibobici 5 лет назад +90

      Uh yuh can i get a B O N E L E S S W A I F U

    • @derped0164
      @derped0164 5 лет назад +32

      Well if they ain’t got no bones
      They’re boneless

    • @orangecrust7809
      @orangecrust7809 5 лет назад +30

      Derped 01 *SoN WhAt ScHoOl YoU Go To?*

    • @sassysauron2426
      @sassysauron2426 5 лет назад +1

      They have a system of bladders instead.

  • @egg1899
    @egg1899 5 лет назад +1049

    "Darn Marina, ruining everything." And like that you now (Probably) have about 15 skilled assassins after you.

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад +64

      Marina is an S+ tier waifu.

    • @mostlyjovial6177
      @mostlyjovial6177 4 года назад +47

      @@keynanmartinez maybe even an... X* tier waifu.
      Eh? Eh?
      I'll see myself out.

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад +23

      @@mostlyjovial6177 No don't go out you're right.

    • @yipps1171
      @yipps1171 4 года назад +15

      So is Pearl!

    • @yipps1171
      @yipps1171 4 года назад +18

      I'm one of those trashy kids on the internet who like to vote for the less fortunate Waifu material.

  • @NapaCat
    @NapaCat 3 года назад +40

    You know Marina could've just mimicked a belly button? They do revere humans after all.

  • @TCT2023
    @TCT2023 4 года назад +385

    Am I one of the few people who clicked this video for innocent reasons?

    • @purplehexaballs
      @purplehexaballs 3 года назад +6

      The Cartridge Tilter doesn’t sound suspicious at all

    • @TCT2023
      @TCT2023 3 года назад +34

      @@purplehexaballs No, for real, I clicked because I was genuinely curious to know why. I mean, for logical anatomical reasons, the girls in this game would look weird without breasts.

    • @purplehexaballs
      @purplehexaballs 3 года назад +3

      The Cartridge Tilter ok lol I was joking xd

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, I clicked for anatwoomy

    • @awesomespurr3606
      @awesomespurr3606 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 5 лет назад +911

    *B O N E L E S S S Q U I D S*

  • @spencerhansberry5156
    @spencerhansberry5156 5 лет назад +2455

    Am I the only one that genuinely thought this was interesting?

  • @minisoul01
    @minisoul01 5 лет назад +175

    Basically for the purpose of telling boy from girl
    That or R34

    • @andrewsangona9099
      @andrewsangona9099 3 года назад

      R34 all the way

    • @farofa2843
      @farofa2843 3 года назад

      The designer made them to have breasts because he knew everyone would do rule 34 of them, so he outsmarted everyone

    • @honzikcalimlim
      @honzikcalimlim 3 года назад

      Agree

  • @jonathanwaas7476
    @jonathanwaas7476 4 года назад +178

    The inklings and octolings are 14
    *FBI enters the chat*

    • @justsaying6341
      @justsaying6341 4 года назад +11

      Zerch Gaming
      *laughs in 16 yo*

    • @mariofox6643
      @mariofox6643 4 года назад +18

      Marie, Callie, Marina and Pearl are confirmed adults
      Both Callie and Marie are 19 as of Splatoon 2
      Marina is 18
      Pearl is 22
      So FBI can't really do much on them . . .
      Well they might still do Pearl since you wouldn't believe she's an legal adult by appearance.
      Can't defend Inklings though
      Splatoon 2 Inklings are 14 years
      Any Inkling from Splatoon 1 is 16 years old in 2 but that's still not legal age.

    • @legna3407
      @legna3407 3 года назад +3

      *Also laughs in 15 year old*

    • @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017
      @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017 3 года назад +4

      but we don't know the legal age of consent in inkopolis

    • @agent-ye7pi
      @agent-ye7pi 3 года назад +1

      (😧) And what does it have to do with the subject ? I am starting to get scared ...

  • @mindyauron9137
    @mindyauron9137 5 лет назад +3451

    Why is the FBI and Scotland Yard at my door

  • @MrBKainX
    @MrBKainX 5 лет назад +2684

    Because Nintendo cares about profit

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 2 года назад +28

    The world of Splatoon sounds more and more frightening the more I learn.

  • @uchihajunior5648
    @uchihajunior5648 Год назад +12

    Now that we have splatoon 3, we have an actual in-game explanation:
    SPOILER ALERT!!!
    The inkling evolution was affected by the syntetic crystals humans made to mimic the sky that got spreaded by the rocket accident, they responde to human toughts and got passed to the marine species, making they eventualy evolve i to the land species they are now, so their evolution became directed torward the development of human-like features, including breasts.

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 5 лет назад +605

    - reads title -
    Well cuz sales have to be made.

    • @dallama2616
      @dallama2616 5 лет назад +2

      But theyre children

    • @mtsmashgamer0759
      @mtsmashgamer0759 5 лет назад +1

      DaLlama they aren’t

    • @dallama2616
      @dallama2616 5 лет назад

      @@mtsmashgamer0759 agent 3, 4, and 8 are children. Agent 1 and 2 are the squid sisters and there are no agents 5 - 7

    • @girou3834
      @girou3834 5 лет назад +1

      Inklings are 18 in splatoon 2 except Agent 3's generation.They are 16

    • @lanemccarty6831
      @lanemccarty6831 5 лет назад

      funneh

  • @paincake420
    @paincake420 5 лет назад +211

    Me: I should sleep early today.
    Also me, 4AM: Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts?

  • @THATBLUEBLAZER
    @THATBLUEBLAZER 6 месяцев назад +4

    as a person who hold splatoon 3 up as my favorite game ever, i need more splatoon vids discussing the strange anatomical and biological strangeness of these fictional squid people.

  • @rayplaysgamesrpg7233
    @rayplaysgamesrpg7233 Год назад +6

    Hey all. Future RUclips Lockstin fan here.
    Splatoon 3 review some stuff. Inklings, Octarians, and other cephalopods have gave us the answer for this in the logs. The sea-life has ate special crystals that humans had. This contained human DNA. Sea life evolution practically explains the rest.

    • @minerlex
      @minerlex Год назад

      thats what i was thinking, i also have a question about the fuzzy ooze, how would it turn them into a mammal, if golden eggs play a part in the production of fuzzy ooze, how does that link in to mammals if salmons are fish, and how would transformation from cephalopods to mammals, what we see is just our inkling being coated in fur, afterwards there are no signs of ink visible, this can be up for debate

    • @rayplaysgamesrpg7233
      @rayplaysgamesrpg7233 Год назад

      @@minerlex Okay lemme try to break this down.
      The fuzzy ooze is sci-fi stuff made by [REDACTED] using special crystals that contained human DNA. Don't question it.
      The Golden Eggs play a part in just powering up stuff. You can probably figure out what [REDACTED] is trying to power up. It doesn't have to do with the mammal stuff. If you gonna question how are Octarians just hairy, but Inklings/Octolings a literal fuzzball, my scientific theory is that [REDACTED] gave the Octarians a dosage, while you literally just get bucket loaded engulfed with that stuff, growing hair everywhere. We also know that through Octo Expansion, they don't need ink to stay in that form, but instead they become zombie-like. Sanitized so to speak.

  • @Brodbrody
    @Brodbrody 5 лет назад +877

    Hm, no wonder Marina was assigned into military at-- Oh... that's a bad joke... thats a bad joke from years ago when I was way younger...
    clever... but shocking.

    • @GloomyAnimates
      @GloomyAnimates 5 лет назад +6

      Brodbrody lol oh hey i love your channel!

    • @themochamuffin1887
      @themochamuffin1887 5 лет назад +1

      Omg lol

    • @MegaGyarados
      @MegaGyarados 5 лет назад +18

      Ah. Good thinking. I knew about her smarts (well, obviously) but I always thought “But being a genius isn’t enough to be fighting for the Octarians.”

    • @Snail_kids
      @Snail_kids 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

    • @XiGlove
      @XiGlove 5 лет назад +7

      Brodbrody it's 18 and pearl r age 21

  • @theomegaghost
    @theomegaghost 5 лет назад +547

    B O N E L E S S I N K L I N G S

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 4 года назад +18

    Wait so if female inklings have breasts does that mean male inklings would follow logic and have a...
    *_RULE 34 TRAIN COMING THOUGH!_*

  • @eddieflorio535
    @eddieflorio535 Год назад +8

    The most replayed part of this video is when the male inkling loses its shirt. Let that sink in.

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 5 лет назад +297

    ... Did I really just watch a serious scientific theory video about why humanoid squid-like video game characters have human-esque breasts?

  • @Its_me_NicoBros
    @Its_me_NicoBros 5 лет назад +2361

    Response to the title: Hentai

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 Год назад +6

    Since this is from 2018 and we didn’t know what we do now, I’m gonna chalk it up to the crystals having something to do with their humanlike appearance. Because that is the case, the first squids who dominated the earth had the crystal puddle as their home until they migrated from the water.

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 года назад +10

    That makes the inclusion of the exterior artificial ink tank that’s a part of their equipment make more sense. If they already have ink tanks inside them, having one on the outside make things a bit more even and fair for the males so their natural disadvantage maters less.

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 5 лет назад +498

    1950: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future!
    2019:

    • @1dadall37
      @1dadall37 5 лет назад +4

      I almost died laughing at this.

    • @cherokee0580
      @cherokee0580 5 лет назад +2

      It'S nOt 2018! uGh!

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 лет назад +2

      Bitch please, in 2018 Senran Kagura Reflections already allowed you to feel soft anime titties using the HD Rumble.
      2019 will have one hell of an uphill battle to surpass that.

    • @ahhhhhh8493
      @ahhhhhh8493 5 лет назад

      2018

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад

      Born in the right timeline.

  • @Viantastic
    @Viantastic 5 лет назад +599

    I’m okay with this

    • @octilingboy7778
      @octilingboy7778 5 лет назад +12

      Viantastic wtf what about brigget don't you need took after her

    • @sagehanson190
      @sagehanson190 5 лет назад +6

      vian what are you doing here and why has nobody noticed you.

    • @korulet7901
      @korulet7901 5 лет назад +3

      Viantastic oh no.......
      Well bye 😑🔫

    • @bennyibarra9417
      @bennyibarra9417 5 лет назад +3

      Me too (I need help) #teammarina #peaplearemeantomarina

    • @bennyibarra9417
      @bennyibarra9417 5 лет назад +2

      Java Juice all of us that includes you (I think... Don't know)

  • @arizonasucculent8632
    @arizonasucculent8632 2 года назад +5

    Imma just put my theory out here:
    So I'd like to think that inkilings in fact since they had to evolve to be on land they also had to evolve to feed and give birth to their young. Squids lay eggs which are always in the water in a really gelatinous shell, and to top that off when squids lay their eggs they never stay with them. Infact some species straight up die after breeding. So when on land they have to evolve to now care for their young and since they're now "humanoids" or more sentient they have developed more humanity in a way. Leaving a child behind is now frowned upon and since they have to feed and take care of their young, they developed mammary glands to make things easier.
    Idk I like to come up with my own little theories on the game :.)

  • @bemoomeb6806
    @bemoomeb6806 Год назад +4

    Probably won’t se this, but from the lore of the third game, they were made from some mind reading crystals that read the minds of humanity when they went extinct. The crystals fell into some sea water and made the marine life as human like as possible.

  • @gatorade5402
    @gatorade5402 5 лет назад +433

    Why is there a woomy with a swat uniform outside my door

  • @Real1Gaming
    @Real1Gaming 5 лет назад +690

    People think the hardest station in the Octo Expansion is the Girl Power Station. COINCIDENCE? I think perhaps.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +50

      I just beat that part. What a pain in the Ziga-zig-ah

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 5 лет назад +12

      Real1Gaming I THINK NOT!!!

    • @Banjo-bl9us
      @Banjo-bl9us 5 лет назад +21

      I did it with Heavy Splatling and Curling Bombs. I'm not sure if that gold toothpick was worth all the effort but at least it can help me spam Tenta Missiles in ranked.

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 лет назад +9

      It was difficult as heck when I tried it continuously with my mainstay dualies, but when someone reminded me that the roller is a one hit KO the battle was a breeze .u. Didn't even bother strategizing, just waited at the "spawn points" and plowed them down.

    • @bagodrago
      @bagodrago 5 лет назад +12

      If anyone wants to know, I beat it with Dualies. Things to remember:
      - Try to spawn camp the first few octolings.
      - You can kill Octolings standing on the wall before they spawn. (This works for the first few phases.)
      -If in later phases the orb is damaged, remember you can regenerate its health by shooting it.
      -Specials are your friends. Specifically Splashdown and Ink Armor.
      -Listen to Cuttlefish, use the weapon you're most comfortable with. It'll be harder if you don't.

  • @RayTheClown69
    @RayTheClown69 4 года назад +73

    *FBI Arrives*
    Why do I hear Boss music?

    • @cyberOIO
      @cyberOIO 3 года назад +2

      *Wait... Aren't you the boss in sonic games tho?*

    • @agent-ye7pi
      @agent-ye7pi 3 года назад +2

      (☺️) What does FBI means ? Freshest beats inner ?

    • @cyberOIO
      @cyberOIO 3 года назад +1

      @@agent-ye7pi Oh you're in so much luck that you don't know how the FBI is.

    • @agent-ye7pi
      @agent-ye7pi 3 года назад +1

      @@cyberOIO (😧) Why ? Are they dangerous ? Do they eat squids with a pinch of salt and lots of spices ? How do I know how to cook squids ? Because I eat squids myself ... Argh well you know what to make someone dangerous in my world they just need to be specist .

    • @cyberOIO
      @cyberOIO 3 года назад +1

      @@agent-ye7pi No,
      ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ.

  • @danksinatraa7081
    @danksinatraa7081 4 года назад +12

    3:13 those hand motions are a little suspicious considering the topic... 🤔

    • @hawkowo3482
      @hawkowo3482 4 года назад +1

      Not really, he's motioning to try to make it as he were explaining.

    • @chocolateeclare2286
      @chocolateeclare2286 3 года назад +2

      Delete this

  • @goomyloid
    @goomyloid 5 лет назад +804

    ink is stored in the balls

    • @ethaan3164
      @ethaan3164 5 лет назад +14

      cryfish lies

    • @toadboydude5015
      @toadboydude5015 5 лет назад +3

      Mmm...

    • @ryukomatoi163
      @ryukomatoi163 5 лет назад +38

      (ʘ ͜ʖʘ)

    • @junglebook3063
      @junglebook3063 5 лет назад +36

      Just called up Einstein and he approves that this is a very true fact.

    • @7emv
      @7emv 5 лет назад +30

      *I N K I N G T H E W H O L E M A P*

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 5 лет назад +815

    I love this theory a lot, but considering they also evolved from laying eggs to giving life-birth, they're probably just actual breasts. (UPDATE: NAH, READ FURTHER)
    *Update:* I have learned more about biology and evolution at this point. And live-birth and breastfeeding may have both evolved for mammals, they are not inherently connected. The breastfeeding part happened because at some point we evolved a different jaw, and as such different methods of growing teeth. At birth, we needed a new way of getting nutrients while our teeth hadn’t finished coming through our gums yet, enter MILK.
    Looking at inkling and octoling teeth, they seem to have distinctly different dentures than mammals do, so I don’t actually think they breastfeed. (In fact, they may not even be teeth, they might be beaks. Y’know, proper celaphopod beaks.)
    Perhaps they are indeed merely cosmetic, because inklings and octolings evolved to look more like humans. So they could’ve just taken on the appearance of breasts without actual functional glands.

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 года назад +42

      But again, they aren't mammals

    • @dannieyebagsz
      @dannieyebagsz 2 года назад +57

      @@itsPlasma06 yeah but maybe they work similarily. Providing some form of nutritious material for babies of the species. The only examples shown for nipple less inklings in this video were male, and knowing the weird biology behind inklings, they mightve evolved so males just dont have nipples anymore and only women desvolt them. Or, crazy theory, maybe both genders have a peak mating or reproduction/parenting age, near which they start forming nipples specifically for those purposes

    • @AverageWeavileFan
      @AverageWeavileFan 2 года назад +7

      Hi pearl aslo
      WHAT THE FAAAACK

    • @Wahmageddon
      @Wahmageddon Год назад +7

      @@itsPlasma06 Evolution can do some wacky things.
      It can give a reptile mammal-like traits.
      And a mammal reptile-like traits.
      For example: The Platypus. Which lay eggs.

    • @megakirby2131
      @megakirby2131 Год назад

      Yes

  • @mattm8489
    @mattm8489 5 лет назад +23

    Ya mans asking the real questions

  • @woomyhead7650
    @woomyhead7650 Год назад +4

    Splatoon 3 finally explains why they're very very human like

  • @WhiskeyBougard
    @WhiskeyBougard 5 лет назад +1085

    I never thought I'd watch a video which is in a nutshell, "Why do women have breasts?"

    • @AztecAddons
      @AztecAddons 5 лет назад +6

      R/what

    • @Kvnproduction942
      @Kvnproduction942 5 лет назад +11

      Damn ur a sexy walrus

    • @M12GProductions
      @M12GProductions 5 лет назад +1

      Men have breasts, too.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 5 лет назад +25

      Children have breasts technically
      *hears distant police sirens*

    • @lizzzrd5412
      @lizzzrd5412 5 лет назад +7

      Why do SQUID women have breasts I’ll have you know

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 5 лет назад +1596

    Why are the police at my door

    • @ngyes2904
      @ngyes2904 5 лет назад +32

      1. *Are
      2. Why do I see you everywhere

    • @tobiasarevalo9929
      @tobiasarevalo9929 5 лет назад +20

      Vsauce Puppet why are unfunny overused jokes on my coment section

    • @LokiScarletWasHere
      @LokiScarletWasHere 5 лет назад +6

      Ngyes, as much as grammar nazis (especially the British) will claim that "police", despite being a collective noun, should be only treated as plural, it doesn't matter nearly as much to the continent of maple syrup, burgers, and tacos, especially since the two ways you can address a collective can be used to emphasize that they operate as one or as individuals in a group.

    • @macawesomebird3383
      @macawesomebird3383 5 лет назад +3

      Because you used incorrect grammar

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 5 лет назад

      Everywhere

  • @webz.toonztoon3628
    @webz.toonztoon3628 4 года назад +6

    Friend: “what are you watching??”
    Me: *“just a guy explaining about breasts”*
    Friend:
    ....
    *._.*
    *WHY* ....

  • @Maimgocouncil
    @Maimgocouncil Год назад +2

    Since inklings can’t live in water the eggs would ever have to be in some kind of container full of ink, an egg similar to birds, or like with some sharks the eggs would stay within the mother to hatch then be released. Some sharks have belly buttons so the breast could be muscles. Pigeons also make milk like substance from their throat for their babies if they can not find food so breast aren’t the only option for how animals can create food for offspring. So the breast being muscles seems like a pretty reasonable theory to me.

  • @kalenmcnamara8711
    @kalenmcnamara8711 5 лет назад +496

    Octopuses
    Octopi
    Octopodes
    These are all acceptable^

    • @snowpegasi2340
      @snowpegasi2340 5 лет назад +7

      Kalen McNamara Actually octopi isn't acceptable, that's applying Latin rules to Greek roots, but you still got two out of three.

    • @aimee4424
      @aimee4424 5 лет назад +20

      Octopussies

    • @josukehigashikata9667
      @josukehigashikata9667 5 лет назад +4

      Kalen McNamara correctly pronounced ~octopededes~

    • @aimee4424
      @aimee4424 5 лет назад

      Scribbling Intensifies sinful minds think alike

    • @milesgeiger9028
      @milesgeiger9028 5 лет назад

      Its octopedese

  • @woomygameplayinc4957
    @woomygameplayinc4957 5 лет назад +183

    Hmmm.
    Mom: *checks Watch history*

  • @dennisgabrielcalapati1387
    @dennisgabrielcalapati1387 5 лет назад +23

    And we have reached the ULTRA DEEP surface of you tube

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 3 года назад +1

      Not really.
      It's when you see camcorder videos of cults.

  • @DigiMax1337
    @DigiMax1337 Год назад +6

    New solution thanks to Splatoon 3 lore drop kinda spoilers ahead
    In 3 it is revealed the reason marine life came to the surface is due to being infused with crystals that humans had that read their minds and then reflected their desires, which is why the sky of Alterna looks like the sky. When sea creatures absorbed these crystals the desires of humans were also absorbed and because the humans of Alterna desired to see the surface as the thing they wanted most it got reflected into sea life to note this affect squid and octopus the most as seen by the fact they were the first two sea creatures to evolve to land, probably due to the fact the crystals were made from squid and octopus which stands to reason other human desire is also in there just less than loving the surface, which is why they became more and more human like in appearance and behaviour. also the reason why Octarins are so obsessed with taking back the surface. This next part is a bit out there but it could still apply, the reason why breasts is because humanity loves tits.

  • @trendybrendy4483
    @trendybrendy4483 5 лет назад +248

    How Game Theory would have titled it: INKLINGS are SHARKS?? Boob Science REVEALED
    Joke aside, I love these little Gnoggin videos with just you at the desk giving a fun and entertaining lecture.

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 5 лет назад +1

      Brendan Trevethan You enjoy a lecture? Masochist

    • @louisaguila2905
      @louisaguila2905 5 лет назад +6

      I wouldn't mind Gnoggin becoming a college professor. His lectures will very interesting!

    • @alexanderthomas3187
      @alexanderthomas3187 5 лет назад

      Brendan Trevethan Don't forget the clickbait thumbnail with a rule 34 image and arrows pointing to her breasts. That's the Game Theory Seal of Quality.

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 5 лет назад

      Brendan Trevethan Me too. ^^

    • @oledakaajel
      @oledakaajel 5 лет назад

      Nah GT doesn't do clickbait thumbnails like that anymore. A real shame too.

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 5 лет назад +206

    Maybe, due to the females giving birth, their muscles are on top of the ink sack to make way for the womb, while males have room under the ink sacks to have the muscles there? After all, the strength, athleticism, ink storage etc. is exactly the same for males and females.

    • @pokeaust7800
      @pokeaust7800 5 лет назад +34

      epiccarrot88 That would make sense, so the ink sac could be spread around the torso for males while it’s exclusively in the chest for females

    • @DanielPereira-ey9nt
      @DanielPereira-ey9nt 5 лет назад +4

      That ,akes sense

    • @dial9119
      @dial9119 5 лет назад +6

      wait it does? man, I need to up on my squiddy knowledge of woomy

  • @sacrificeforthetre2417
    @sacrificeforthetre2417 3 года назад +24

    When did my life get to the point where I decided to watch 12 minutes of someone explaining why inklings have breasts

  • @MoRiSeR_
    @MoRiSeR_ Год назад +3

    I have understood why Big Man exists instead of a male inkling or octoling idol.

  • @owenstroud5656
    @owenstroud5656 5 лет назад +188

    I'm getting the Luigi's bulge game theory vibe from this.

  • @DrgnAnim
    @DrgnAnim 5 лет назад +215

    You know, we could be discussing how commander tar tar designed the challenges specifically for something that can produce ink despite the fact his AI finds inklings and octolings worthless and he did not know who would take over the world after humans/his death, but instead we're talking about this

    • @lordjaraxxus5418
      @lordjaraxxus5418 5 лет назад +17

      Dumb guess which will be totally non cannon and ties in lore of an entire different franchise that may or maynot be still alive:
      the game is one of the infinite universes that aperture science has for test chambers and needed test chambers for new gels....
      but that would be a ludicrous as half life 3.

    • @catman5136
      @catman5136 5 лет назад +13

      The tests were designed to take the best and brightest of the inklings and octolings, that is why

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 Год назад +4

      He made the tests after his initial disappointment (hence the four thangs). There wouldn't be challenges otherwise.

    • @goatsfluffy8254
      @goatsfluffy8254 Год назад

      I think he just had so much materials that when he became aware of inklings and octolings he just made the tests really fast.

  • @thatgreyhat2208
    @thatgreyhat2208 Год назад +6

    it's funny how this entire video is mostly irrelevant because of the new lore given in the Splatoon 3 story mode lol

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 3 года назад +10

    This is most definitely interesting by my stand point, especially as someone who’s highly interested in Biology and Genetics, though this doesn’t correlate I still find it highly interesting, thank you sir for bringing this knowledge into the light, much appreciated! ❤️

  • @SoulEssence
    @SoulEssence 5 лет назад +371

    If you want to win a Splatfest, side with Pearl
    In mostly every experience I've had with splatfests, marina wins popular vote, but Pearl wins both battle wins

    • @whitedarkness5508
      @whitedarkness5508 5 лет назад +7

      But I actually try to win it cause of the team I choose and yet I lost cause of o.o players ruining the fun in splatfest and in rank battlecafter rank X was announced

    • @raresweatymannypardospotte3111
      @raresweatymannypardospotte3111 5 лет назад +9

      You tired of this yet? R I G G E D

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 5 лет назад +15

      But that's stupid... if you only play to win for the character, or just to win, then what's the point of having splatfest themes? It defeats the whole point, you could just go play regular turf war instead and there'd be no difference.

    • @SoulEssence
      @SoulEssence 5 лет назад +2

      Nate Wilson I agree, but that's not exactly what I meant. Of course, put all your effort into helping your team win the splatfest. It's just that the numbers seem to lean towards Pearl more often than Marina, so I was just pointing it out :D

    • @julielittler2672
      @julielittler2672 5 лет назад +1

      Very true, though it didn't work out in retro vs. modern... I wonder how trick vs. treat will turn out this afternoon🤔

  • @Wow-zf6fh
    @Wow-zf6fh 5 лет назад +95

    Okay... Let's just disregard the fact that they can turn a puddle of ink into a *swimming pool.*

    • @facefisted
      @facefisted 5 лет назад +1

      Samuel Robb do they destroy the floor of something?

    • @wonktea
      @wonktea 5 лет назад +1

      CakeCat they can

  • @Supasmartguy
    @Supasmartguy 4 года назад +37

    Your lore based theory makes sense for this reason:
    Whenever I'm in a battle, the team with more female members almost always wins. It has happened time and time again. One time I was the only male on my team and the other team was entirely male. I purposely did a terrible job, and my team still won in a blowout. Needless to say, this supports your theory, but also makes the game unfair. I plan to datamine Splatoon 2 in hopes to discover if female characters really do have an unfair advantage. If they do, I'll blab the news all over the Internet and complain to Nintendo.

    • @tonk4601
      @tonk4601 4 года назад +1

      every time I go on an all male team and verse an all female team the male team always wins although I always have good luck with randoms on turf war.

    • @squidkid6187
      @squidkid6187 4 года назад

      Well, it's been 7 months. Find anything good?

    • @theman678
      @theman678 4 года назад

      You and your team are just good

    • @Supasmartguy
      @Supasmartguy 4 года назад

      @@squidkid6187 I said I plan to, not I will

    • @squidkid6187
      @squidkid6187 4 года назад +1

      @@Supasmartguy boo

  • @LYNN3Y_
    @LYNN3Y_ 4 года назад +29

    Maybe the Inklings are a different evolved species of the squid with human anatomy. I agree with your theory! It has logic and reason to exist!

  • @casualcyberguy1314
    @casualcyberguy1314 5 лет назад +294

    THAT PUN IN THE THUMBNAIL THO

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 5 лет назад

      the dark nerd FREAKING AMAZING

    • @asherdevin
      @asherdevin 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @Lonk742
      @Lonk742 5 лет назад

      It’s amazing

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 5 лет назад +4

      Devin Asher
      Antawoomy
      Woomy is what a inkling is most known for saying thanks to GG gabriel gaming

    • @kariel5399
      @kariel5399 5 лет назад

      My brain didn't notice it the first time

  • @yh132
    @yh132 5 лет назад +218

    Mom It’s not what it looks like

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Год назад +3

    So out you saying that Pearl could benchpress me?

  • @lilylou3848
    @lilylou3848 5 лет назад +3

    Wow! This is really cool, I really like all of your theories, especially the Splatoon theories. You guys are awesome!

  • @PrincessAshly
    @PrincessAshly 5 лет назад +153

    I think you handled that subject quite well. Fun without being childish the whole time.

    • @splatgetti1333
      @splatgetti1333 5 лет назад

      Icee2222 It's not childish to be pervert and that. No 5 year olds are like that but adults are.

    • @SlashCraftJack
      @SlashCraftJack Год назад

      Convergent evolution

  • @dianaarestova2822
    @dianaarestova2822 5 лет назад +1405

    Marina is thicc

    • @fastestanimal8685
      @fastestanimal8685 5 лет назад +55

      Diana Arestova #Team Octoling 4 ever I would bang marina

    • @reshi606
      @reshi606 5 лет назад +26

      fastest Animal keep in mind they are basacly childrien

    • @fastestanimal8685
      @fastestanimal8685 5 лет назад +2

      Kyurem White k ik

    • @smugtini662
      @smugtini662 5 лет назад +2

      Diana Arestova I agree

    • @fastestanimal8685
      @fastestanimal8685 5 лет назад +19

      Satisfactory Bagelfreund I wish marina was real I will impregnate her in seconds

  • @Galarticuno
    @Galarticuno 3 года назад +6

    It could also be that the theory how the inklings based their bodies around humans, then the Octolings matched the Inklings to mimic a more week performing body for combat
    They could also attract a mate

  • @the_dead_knight3
    @the_dead_knight3 Год назад +3

    Well because of Splatoon 3 now we know that their evolution is basically influenced by the memories of humans

  • @Man_with_no_plan
    @Man_with_no_plan 5 лет назад +301

    The real question is:
    *Why not?*

    • @radicaljoedst1365
      @radicaljoedst1365 5 лет назад +5

      You have a good point there.

    • @slumpbuster2331
      @slumpbuster2331 5 лет назад

      Because they’re not related to humans

    • @skxeii
      @skxeii 5 лет назад

      Duh thats im i was saying through the whole video🤣

    • @opsoc777
      @opsoc777 5 лет назад

      most applicable comment on entire video.

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад

      Because guilty pleasure.

  • @MrNyagasu
    @MrNyagasu 5 лет назад +132

    Next time, on Lockstin and Gnoggin... "Why do RUclips Thumbnails Have Breasts"?

  • @theblooper9631
    @theblooper9631 3 года назад +3

    Marina is an octoling, so DOES an inkling give live birth? that could be an octoling only thing.

  • @madcinder257
    @madcinder257 4 года назад +1

    This video is really good and I spent half an hour looking for it because I thought it was a Game Theory video. You know, one of the ones that actually deals with science? I guess I shouldn't have been surprised it was this channel though. Probably the only other game/science channel I bother to watch.

  • @Alien--Bunny
    @Alien--Bunny 5 лет назад +157

    So about the male inkling not having nipples... if you look at any Japanese media like video games or anime, Free! (Iwatobi Swim Club) is a great example of this, male nipples tend to be missing. So I'm not sure about a shirtless inkling being reliable there. Otherwise, great video! :D

    • @HALOASSASSIN24
      @HALOASSASSIN24 5 лет назад +15

      @gucci fam nipples would just be a 2d texture on the chatacter model. It's worth noting that if inkings were never intended to appear topless then they probably wouldn't bother with adding nipples to the texture map, as it would be a pointless detail.

    • @pacey_808
      @pacey_808 5 лет назад +3

      @gucci fam no, you're all wrong, obviously the characters are also highly evolved human-LIKE, species like the inklings. Nobody does things to save time on development, everything is calculated for niche fanbases that make theories on everything imagine imaginable

    • @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q
      @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q 5 лет назад

      Well, I guess that that means that they shoot ink out of their boobs... Huh.
      AND AS DO BOYS

    • @breakeranimation4146
      @breakeranimation4146 Год назад +1

      @@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q That would make for an interesting Art Piece where the inkling/Octoling Boys just go full on Franky from One Piece and have Nipple Lazars.

  • @mokeymokey1035
    @mokeymokey1035 5 лет назад +92

    The return of the running joke

    • @dljb1894
      @dljb1894 5 лет назад

      Mokey Mokey king

    • @kaitheking0x116
      @kaitheking0x116 5 лет назад

      Says the yugioh monster who’s monster is nothing more than a runny gag in the yugioh community

    • @mokeymokey1035
      @mokeymokey1035 5 лет назад +3

      KnightWolf 0X
      Ow, my pride.

    • @richardwilliams6676
      @richardwilliams6676 5 лет назад

      Mokey Mokey How'd you get away from Little Belowski anyway?

  • @AlanNri20
    @AlanNri20 Год назад +1

    We need an updated video about this, with all the lore coming from Splatoon 3/Alterna Logs

  • @Cornyone
    @Cornyone 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how this guy took the time out of their day to research this. Imagine the horrors he would have seen while researching this.

  • @unprofessionalproductions5308
    @unprofessionalproductions5308 5 лет назад +919

    Why is the fbi knocking on my door

    • @mr.nutshell178
      @mr.nutshell178 5 лет назад +39

      Because they want to learn.

    • @fjfjfjfjfjfjfjffjfjfj
      @fjfjfjfjfjfjfjffjfjfj 5 лет назад +8

      i know how you feel mate,now we just like sip some tea when they come,they arrest me but we just sip some tea.

    • @jinsouu19
      @jinsouu19 5 лет назад +9

      Dont worry buddy splatoon 1 inklings are 16 so in splatoon 2 their 18

    • @davidwheatley9772
      @davidwheatley9772 5 лет назад +1

      Open up!

    • @beany_boiii5990
      @beany_boiii5990 5 лет назад

      They want squid Bob.

  • @octomine5462
    @octomine5462 5 лет назад +62

    How long did you stared at Marina to get this idea for a video?

  • @danyaliqbal1429
    @danyaliqbal1429 Год назад +2

    Oh, if ONLY you kept that question till Splatoon 3!

  • @e-811
    @e-811 5 лет назад +3

    This is a very interesting theory! I also have questions about how inklings and octolings can go through grates while having some kind of structure enabling them to stand and run...
    Splatoon and biology, my two favorite things 🦑