In this case, he doesnt even feck it up, he just avoids it entirely. The moment the tutorial ends he goes on to do whatever he feels like, barely adknowledging theres a storyline he probably should be looking into. Of course, if he actually played the story it still would be super incoherent, but in a diferent way.
@@qhu3878 I mean I haven't played it all the way through despite how long I've played it for but it seems like get magical metal bits over and over again and then you get magic powers. Fallout 4 was you are looking for your son who was stolen only to find out your son is actually an old man and an arse hole. I mean sure your options when you confront him on this are a bit shit but that's a way better story than what I've seen so far in this game so far it seems like the nirnroot quest from oblivion for several hours before you find out you have powers like in skyrim at least in skyrim you can get to the section where you have powers in like 20 minutes.
@@qhu3878 I wish they would just throw you into the game-world without giving you this forced backstory tbh. Just let me build off of a blank slate with whatever I want to roleplay as.
“Now make haste for the sun! By the time we get there it’ll be night so we’ll be ok!” I nearly spit out my drink and then almost choked on it 😂😂😂 what a line, brilliant
Haha yes! I had to repeat instantly to check if i heard it right. I was shocked. Kevin just randomly throwing out the funniest line said on youtube in a long time. . Could have easily been a Zapp Brenningan line.
*Roleplay. (I spent way too much time on this joke.) International Talk like a Pirate Day. September 19th. *Spess Clown Pyrates in Space Station 13 be like..."Board N plunder ye booty from 'he YT Express, Honk! Hyonk! Hyjonk! Yo ho ho and a bottle 'O gunpowder solution and micro bomb injections. Bring me that core!" (Nukie round) Only a true spess clown syndie would understand, praise the Honk Mother. *'Doot Beneath My Wings' plays in the background.
Okay, wait, what?!?!? This is exactly the type of Starfield content I want. All I’m seeing is reviews and hot takes etc. I just wanna watch someone carelessly have fun in this game and not constantly complain or suck off the game. Something I can relate to, genuine upbeat troll vibes. You got my sub dude keep at it please 💯🔥
During my acquaintance with the channel, I understood one interesting formula: *if it's possible to be bad and make ethically questionable decisions in a game, then rest assured that Kevin will make the most of it* That's why I love him!
Bethesda makes a space adventure. Kevin makes an axe murderer who lives with his parents. Business as usual. Also: The combo of the character's looks, Adoring Fan, Wanted, and Live with Parents makes this whole thing feel like GTA with Chaos Mod on.
If you're planning to make a part 2 of this, you can start a questline where you'll get an opportunity to communicate with and join the pirate faction. All you have to do is get caught committing a crime in New Atlantis
Watching Kevin embracing three of the most pointless broken parts of this game (junk collecting, melee, and food) is exactly the kind of chaos I expect from him.
The game really stretches to handle an evil character. "What you're doing is DEEPLY wrong, but since you're supposedly helping me with a thing, I'll go along with it" :D
This was fun! Would love to see more! Btw man the graphics of this game looks great, also love that the parents appearances are based on how you make your character look
The Adoring Fan callback is fantastic. I find it amusing that the original Oblivion VA actually did the lines, plus some and in almost exactly the same tone, given that Oblivion came out almost 20 years ago.
The parents perk was totally worth it when I discovered my parents on Neon in the fancy club when mum was stoked about doing some aurora and dad was embarrassed I found them their.
@@pedrovallefin8406 You can meet them at places, they send you messages and ask you to come home for news and events and gifts and the downside is you send home 500 creds each week. Without directly spoiling the payoff, I'll say it's worth it to pick the perk if you don't care about 500 creds each week.
They'll be at the lodge too, even dad can give you a weapon And yes, when you go to Neon you can find them in the night club lmao Im not aware if you can meet them in some other place
Real talk: What is going on with everyone's teeth in this game? It's like everyone went to the dentist the day you meet them and they're showing off their freshly dentist-cleaned chompers.
It's uncanny. I chalk it up to Bethesda Jank, but I also don't think the people at Bethesda actually know how to be human. Most of them are overprivileged college kids who got into college for free and only have a job because of federal laws and act like anyone actually cares about them enough to oppress them instead of actually trying to make a good game.
Kevin, keep the Adoring Fan if you are going to be evil. He is the only human follower that you can do anything in front of and not risk upsetting them to the point of leaving.
"That was some fine work under pressue", says Barrett. When I played this part, I ran off into the wilderness and mined resorces while waiting for the fight to be over. Still said the same thing.
@@Maniacman2030 Funniest thing was that when I went back to the landing site once the fight was over, there were essential-tagged miners in dead positions on the floor, still talking, and twitching.
@@Scriptures_KIt only makes sense. Kevin only bought a car after he left the Null Void, because he wants to keep himself in check. It's only after having a car he starts becoming good.
I love the part of the main quest on neon for this reason. You lock the smuggler in with you, threaten his life, and Walter straight up tries to stop you from killing the smuggler by just giving him the money. The smuggler takes it and asks him to promise that you won't kill him. You can just up and murder him when he stands. Walter sternly says you'll talk at the ship and scolds you very lightly for murder, then says he appreciates the experience he had "doing field work" What a game 😂
During the intro of game, I came across that wall excavator and thought I should try to unalive myself with it because that's exactly what Kevin would do. I was not disappointed.
I cannot wait until kevin eventually tries the main questline and meets his twin brother operating a salvage ship in the middle of space, hoarding everything he could
The gravity going off is so detailed. Now I'm going to wonder when watching si fi shows, why the gravity doesn't go off when the life support functions are on low to conserve power.
"but I am as evil as possible" so that's Kevin in his entire Sims series basically also lmao, idk if I wanna buy this game yet so seeing Kevin give it a try is something I rlly like!
There’s this random encounter where “grandma” shows up in her ship out of no where and encourages you to board her ship for dinner. I was positive it was gonna be a raid but totally wasn’t. Her ship is like a house it’s pretty awesome. I wasn’t on an evil play through when I encountered her so it was really a missed opportunity, maybe you’ll have more luck.
I laughed so hard at the Dad bit, it was hilarious the way you slowly morphed in to him. I wish the game let you murder him. Incredible stuff Kevin. I hope you'll play more starfield.
I tried to be evil I really really did, but 80% of the quests for this game are for goody two shoe types. There are extremely few evil dialogue options (like 2) and every named npc is unkillable. The best you be is sarcastic guy who asks for more money, what happened to the fallout 3 days where you enslave ppl, blow up a town, stabbing ppl in the back at the end of a quest. You aren’t allowed to be actually evil in RPGs anymore and it bums me out
3:05 so you basically made the french actor Gerard Departeu, or that english/irish guy who was in Bruge and didn't want to be Colin Farells friend anymore.
TRUE EVIL is switching the sandals to the wrong position or putting the toilet paper in THAT position on purpose everywhere... or just steal the darn things. Now THAT is DASTARDLY.
29:09 "We really do push the technology, so you may need to upgrade your PC for this game" That has big "Kevin replying to Nikki from Appnana" vibes: in game development, devs optimize software so it can run on more computers. In Soviet/Bethesda game development, YOU optimize your hardware so the devs don't need to worry about software optimization 🔄
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I find it funny Kevin still thinks he has to tell us he's planning on being as evil as possible
Kevin is just hardwired to be permanently evil.
"I had the idea of just being the worst guy ever"
I don't think it's just some "idea" at this point
There are those off videos where he tries to be as good as possible. Rare but it does happen. 🤔
More like just a nuisance lmao
If its not minecraft he neednt tell us
Kevin: "I'm going to be the most evil person in the universe!"
*Instead develops kleptomania and steals lemons from npc's*
"When life gives you lemons..." it won't when Kevin's around 🤭
22:42 ah shes watched Kevins stardew valley playthrough
Now they'll have to settle for turnip juice.
Unacceptable!
That is more evil than murder…
I love how i don't have to worry about the main story being ruined for me when Kevin tries a new game.
He fecks it up so bad it's incoherent.
Don't worry the main story sucks anyway.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 nah its actually pretty good for a bethesda game
In this case, he doesnt even feck it up, he just avoids it entirely. The moment the tutorial ends he goes on to do whatever he feels like, barely adknowledging theres a storyline he probably should be looking into. Of course, if he actually played the story it still would be super incoherent, but in a diferent way.
@@qhu3878 I mean I haven't played it all the way through despite how long I've played it for but it seems like get magical metal bits over and over again and then you get magic powers. Fallout 4 was you are looking for your son who was stolen only to find out your son is actually an old man and an arse hole. I mean sure your options when you confront him on this are a bit shit but that's a way better story than what I've seen so far in this game so far it seems like the nirnroot quest from oblivion for several hours before you find out you have powers like in skyrim at least in skyrim you can get to the section where you have powers in like 20 minutes.
@@qhu3878 I wish they would just throw you into the game-world without giving you this forced backstory tbh. Just let me build off of a blank slate with whatever I want to roleplay as.
being evil as possible? glad to see kevin is catering to his expertise
why do they let you steal everything lmao
Kevin rarely does evil things in games like this when he says he wants to be evil, its like 30% bad things, the rest is playing the game normally.
I didn't see him using the wrong pronouns even once. He's not really that bad of a guy.
@@finfrog3237 oh no lol.
I want him to find the valentine encounter lpl
"Are they enemies? Well, they're enemies now," kind of sums up his whole approach.
I feel so sorry for sandwich guy. Every play through I see, people are stealing his sandwich.
He should have eaten his sandwich faster then. 😂
Don't feel too bad, we all know he would not eat it in time.
I don't care I did worse I decided to take all of their fire extinguishers so when there's a fire they can't do anything about it 😂😂😂😂
I didn't steal it and when you later come back to visit the outpost I can confirm it's still sitting there so he definitely didn't need it.
"I don't know what you are, but you're different and I'm killing you."
The story of humanity.
Yeah... pretty much.
The emperor protects.
Humans 0.02 seconds after discovering a new species
Kevin spends the entire video trying to become more like his dad so he can take his place, Freud would be proud.
And Oedipus 😊
@@jimkocherful I know its a joke, but Oedipus gouged his eyes out upon finding out the woman he slept with was his mother
“Now make haste for the sun! By the time we get there it’ll be night so we’ll be ok!” I nearly spit out my drink and then almost choked on it 😂😂😂 what a line, brilliant
Haha yes! I had to repeat instantly to check if i heard it right. I was shocked. Kevin just randomly throwing out the funniest line said on youtube in a long time. . Could have easily been a Zapp Brenningan line.
Also loved that one
I appreciate the clarification. I was worried for a second you'd be playing the hero
Oh as soon as I played this game, I knew I needed to see Kevin play it as his usual evil self.
Pretty easy, since one of the main factions is united colonies.
Kevin? More like Gayvin
I was hoping for a Jim Pickens playthrough, but this works
The stroke of genius to reshape the face to the face of the dad to prevent being held accountable for the crimes you commit is just very grand.
been waiting for kevin and starfield 🔥
How do you feel about Kevin being a miner?
Oh..
ohhh lok the shiti company themself
*Roleplay. (I spent way too much time on this joke.) International Talk like a Pirate Day. September 19th. *Spess Clown Pyrates in Space Station 13 be like..."Board N plunder ye booty from 'he YT Express, Honk! Hyonk! Hyjonk! Yo ho ho and a bottle 'O gunpowder solution and micro bomb injections. Bring me that core!" (Nukie round) Only a true spess clown syndie would understand, praise the Honk Mother. *'Doot Beneath My Wings' plays in the background.
weird
Okay, wait, what?!?!? This is exactly the type of Starfield content I want. All I’m seeing is reviews and hot takes etc. I just wanna watch someone carelessly have fun in this game and not constantly complain or suck off the game. Something I can relate to, genuine upbeat troll vibes. You got my sub dude keep at it please 💯🔥
That's what you get 100% of the time with Kevin 😂😊
@@IamtheResistance4228 well I’ll stick around then!
OK, but fair warning, he will likely never play it again.
Welcome to the Wacky Wonder that is the Wrathful Path of the Kevin
I knew it was just a matter of time before Kevin played starfield. Love to see that he is causing as much chaos as possible already
@ForgiveZharioncalm down 🤡
why can you just strip your family's house of everything lmao
@@redmist6630 idk lmfao
@@redmist6630 oml i forgot you can have these weird creatures called "parents" in this game and thought you told them to steal from their house irl
@@OrgbadTheShaman without context that is an insane comment lol
During my acquaintance with the channel, I understood one interesting formula: *if it's possible to be bad and make ethically questionable decisions in a game, then rest assured that Kevin will make the most of it*
That's why I love him!
It’s always good to see Kevin trying to kill the main character at the very first opportunity possible. 😂
Bethesda makes a space adventure. Kevin makes an axe murderer who lives with his parents. Business as usual.
Also: The combo of the character's looks, Adoring Fan, Wanted, and Live with Parents makes this whole thing feel like GTA with Chaos Mod on.
Kevin: “ It’s like some sort of field of stars or something, a Starfield if you will.”
Me: “He said it! Kevin said the thing.”
It's funny how kevin jokingly selected some pretty good starter perks
Kevin: "I'm gonna be as evil as possible"
Us viewers; "So its just gonna be a normal Kevin video"
Idk why but robbing all of the stuff right after the tutorial had me dying 😂
If you're planning to make a part 2 of this, you can start a questline where you'll get an opportunity to communicate with and join the pirate faction. All you have to do is get caught committing a crime in New Atlantis
Watching Kevin embracing three of the most pointless broken parts of this game (junk collecting, melee, and food) is exactly the kind of chaos I expect from him.
"When live gives you lemons, take everything else as well"
Now that a quote I can live by
life*
I'd be surprised if Kevin was as good as possible in these games. Even then he'd find a way to cause mayhem accidentally
The game really stretches to handle an evil character. "What you're doing is DEEPLY wrong, but since you're supposedly helping me with a thing, I'll go along with it" :D
This was fun! Would love to see more!
Btw man the graphics of this game looks great, also love that the parents appearances are based on how you make your character look
I was so sure that the line "Now I've stolen everything not nailed down" to be followed with "where's a hammer to remove any nails!"
The Adoring Fan callback is fantastic. I find it amusing that the original Oblivion VA actually did the lines, plus some and in almost exactly the same tone, given that Oblivion came out almost 20 years ago.
Please make this a series like the old fallout ones!!!
Yes, please.
The parents perk was totally worth it when I discovered my parents on Neon in the fancy club when mum was stoked about doing some aurora and dad was embarrassed I found them their.
Oh, so you can actually meet them outside their home? Thats interesting, it seemed more limited than that.
@@pedrovallefin8406 You can meet them at places, they send you messages and ask you to come home for news and events and gifts and the downside is you send home 500 creds each week. Without directly spoiling the payoff, I'll say it's worth it to pick the perk if you don't care about 500 creds each week.
@@pedrovallefin8406yep u can meet them in neon and akila, they were going on vacation lol
They'll be at the lodge too, even dad can give you a weapon
And yes, when you go to Neon you can find them in the night club lmao
Im not aware if you can meet them in some other place
@@maetheron1160 Dad can even give you a starship.
Please give us more starfield content, this was hilarious. Keep up the good work lol!!
I love how Kevin inadvertently makes his character look like Captain Petrov.
Real talk: What is going on with everyone's teeth in this game? It's like everyone went to the dentist the day you meet them and they're showing off their freshly dentist-cleaned chompers.
It's uncanny. I chalk it up to Bethesda Jank, but I also don't think the people at Bethesda actually know how to be human. Most of them are overprivileged college kids who got into college for free and only have a job because of federal laws and act like anyone actually cares about them enough to oppress them instead of actually trying to make a good game.
Thank you for this, Kevin! Needed a pick-me-up and you certainly delivered
A whole playthrough of Starfield from Kevin would be awesome
Kevin I was not expecting you to do a video about this but I'm pretty excited can't wait to see you be as evil as you can possibly can in space
Kevin, keep the Adoring Fan if you are going to be evil. He is the only human follower that you can do anything in front of and not risk upsetting them to the point of leaving.
Play more. This game deserves to be played comedically.
“I’m going to be as evil as possible”
Kevin, it’s what your known best for 😂
"That was some fine work under pressue", says Barrett. When I played this part, I ran off into the wilderness and mined resorces while waiting for the fight to be over. Still said the same thing.
"I know, I did a bunch of mining while you guys did all the fighting. You essentials make good meatshields."
@@Maniacman2030 Funniest thing was that when I went back to the landing site once the fight was over, there were essential-tagged miners in dead positions on the floor, still talking, and twitching.
Kevin is a space exploring genius
26:35,
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Kevduit needs to do a collab with him, they would make the ultimate psychopath playthrough video.
This makes me realize that all Kevin’s make evil decisions in games
@@Shadow_Sketch You're right, I didn't even think about it like that.
@@Shadow_Sketch They're a threat to everyone and everything, thankfully they have a weakness: cars
@@Shadow_Sketchevery Kevin I have ever met (3 so far) has been evil. I can confirm.
@@Scriptures_KIt only makes sense. Kevin only bought a car after he left the Null Void, because he wants to keep himself in check. It's only after having a car he starts becoming good.
I love the part of the main quest on neon for this reason. You lock the smuggler in with you, threaten his life, and Walter straight up tries to stop you from killing the smuggler by just giving him the money. The smuggler takes it and asks him to promise that you won't kill him.
You can just up and murder him when he stands. Walter sternly says you'll talk at the ship and scolds you very lightly for murder, then says he appreciates the experience he had "doing field work"
What a game 😂
I love your videos, they always manage to amuse me.
"Jim Pickens, but in SPACE"
During the intro of game, I came across that wall excavator and thought I should try to unalive myself with it because that's exactly what Kevin would do. I was not disappointed.
You’re turning into your father! Bethesda has come such a long way, such realism. I loved that sooo much.
I cannot wait until kevin eventually tries the main questline and meets his twin brother operating a salvage ship in the middle of space, hoarding everything he could
I got way too happy at the Adoring Fan reference, that was always one of my fave parts of Oblivion. Just quintessential goofiness. 10/10.
When Kevin learns about Pirate Boarding Axes, he'll be thrilled.
Game’s been out 6 days and the guy’s already creating havoc
With it being his main weapon I think Kevin's gonna love the "replace axe with baguette" mod
I dont think there is a limit to his evilness
“Make haste for the sun! By the time we’ll get there it will be night, so it will be safe.”😂 yeah that sounds legit.
im amazed , Kevin can make even starfield interesting
Lol, by that chart, my pirate name is "Fluffbucket Bay" Jones. Arrr!!!
Great video Kevin, always makes me happy to watch a new video from you!
20:17 That was actually a picture of me alive. Wasn’t a picture of him dead… had me cracking up lol 😂😅
Kevin rarely does evil things in games like this when he says he wants to be evil, its like 30% bad things, the rest is playing the game normally.
The gravity going off is so detailed. Now I'm going to wonder when watching si fi shows, why the gravity doesn't go off when the life support functions are on low to conserve power.
This was so tame for Kevin. Still hilarious though 😂
I like how keven tries to be as evil or chaotic as possible, yet his baldurs gate 3 character was kinda tame compared to the truly evil option.
"but I am as evil as possible" so that's Kevin in his entire Sims series basically also lmao, idk if I wanna buy this game yet so seeing Kevin give it a try is something I rlly like!
I didn't wanna pay for it and then I realized I could get it on game pass so I didn't have to
If you play on pc you can also get it through game pass
There’s this random encounter where “grandma” shows up in her ship out of no where and encourages you to board her ship for dinner. I was positive it was gonna be a raid but totally wasn’t. Her ship is like a house it’s pretty awesome. I wasn’t on an evil play through when I encountered her so it was really a missed opportunity, maybe you’ll have more luck.
Oh boy i should stop binging videos and procrastinating but you uploaded. Damn
3:18 He doesn't even have a beard, I think that he's just called himself that to distract from the fact that he lives with his parents.
I would honestly love more videos on this game.
15:12 Mad Spike Kidd, Three Gates here! Yarr!
Please play more of this, this is awesome
Man, when you start teleporting between universes, the game really kicks off. I like it!
I also went with Buzz Litebeer face for my 1st playthru.
I laughed so hard at the Dad bit, it was hilarious the way you slowly morphed in to him. I wish the game let you murder him. Incredible stuff Kevin. I hope you'll play more starfield.
I would watch so many hours of Kevin playing Starfield
4:54 Oh no! The consequences of my own actions!
YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A SERIES
I tried to be evil I really really did, but 80% of the quests for this game are for goody two shoe types. There are extremely few evil dialogue options (like 2) and every named npc is unkillable. The best you be is sarcastic guy who asks for more money, what happened to the fallout 3 days where you enslave ppl, blow up a town, stabbing ppl in the back at the end of a quest. You aren’t allowed to be actually evil in RPGs anymore and it bums me out
Id live to see kevin play this again
The reason Kevin's character got the mining job in the tutorial was because his parents kicked him out for being a kleptomaniac.
Possibly the first kleptomaniac playthrough of starfield. Kevin is such an innovator lmao
Is it not normal to try to take everything not nailed down in a game? I always do this. 😂
3:05 so you basically made the french actor Gerard Departeu, or that english/irish guy who was in Bruge and didn't want to be Colin Farells friend anymore.
Ive been playing the last couple of days and im hooked😂
Gotta love a main character that looks like a rotting Jack Nicholson doing a terrible Danny Trejo cosplay
I was really hoping he'd play this game ❤
From making people talk to sinks in bo1 to being evil in starfield , never changed Kevin
cant believe i was able to die in the tutorial and Keven didn't
"I know we're miners, but not like that" ok that pun made me chuckle 😂😂😂
he's like the guy at the office who steals the stapler but on steroids
Kevin jumping to the deck below him with no idea what’s down there is my favorite part of RPGs. Just run in and hope for the best. 😂
hi I came across your time capsule on Subnautica
I love it when you play this type of games. You had me laughing so hard
This video is amazing I'd love to see a playthrough
TRUE EVIL is switching the sandals to the wrong position or putting the toilet paper in THAT position on purpose everywhere... or just steal the darn things.
Now THAT is DASTARDLY.
29:09 "We really do push the technology, so you may need to upgrade your PC for this game" That has big "Kevin replying to Nikki from Appnana" vibes: in game development, devs optimize software so it can run on more computers. In Soviet/Bethesda game development, YOU optimize your hardware so the devs don't need to worry about software optimization 🔄
Yep, release a bug-riddled joke of a mess, and IF the modding community sees potential in it, THEY'LL optimize and bug fixes it FOR you.
Kevin already going in on Todd for the lack of drinkable toilets.
I would love to see more of this.
I love how they referred to you as 47 at one point... and your companion sounds like Diana lol
I do hope there’s a part 3 😂