Stupid Things Theists Say

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @teshlafreeman4040
    @teshlafreeman4040 12 дней назад +111

    The fact that she needed a Bible to tell her not to cheat. She’s not a catch she’s def a throwback lol

    • @sfamerken12
      @sfamerken12 12 дней назад +12

      that's what she says. There's more divorces due to cheating (most of the times the wives) in religeous households.

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke 12 дней назад +15

      Fear of punishment for doing X vs not doing X because you're not a despicable person means you don't actually have any morals.

    • @therookiegamer2727
      @therookiegamer2727 12 дней назад

      like, okay... so religion maybe reduces sociopaths doing immoral things? good for them ig but that doesn't apply to the rest of the human population

    • @discontinuedmodel232
      @discontinuedmodel232 12 дней назад +5

      Her eyes are soulless, like a doll's eyes - or a SHARK'S eyes according to Captain Quint in the movie Jaws! 😨

    • @INawtLucy
      @INawtLucy 11 дней назад

      ​@@pigpuke You're so real ilysm

  • @stylesrj
    @stylesrj 12 дней назад +141

    It's 2025 and people are still thinking Pascal's Wager is a thing?

    • @sfamerken12
      @sfamerken12 12 дней назад +38

      It is a thing.
      but not a good, well thought out, valid.... thing.

    • @HotBaraDad666
      @HotBaraDad666 12 дней назад +25

      The craziest thing is, why would you ever use Pascal's Wager as a theist is beyond me. Really? THAT'S your reason that you believe in God(s)? To game the "system?" That is insulting...

    • @Suthek
      @Suthek 12 дней назад +29

      The big irony is that Pascal's Wager, if properly constructed, actually indicates that withholding belief (aka atheism) is the most sensible position barring any definitive evidence for one god or the other.

    • @HotBaraDad666
      @HotBaraDad666 12 дней назад +2

      @@Suthek Why is your channel name an alliteration of Sutekh? LOL

    • @ojrmk1
      @ojrmk1 12 дней назад

      Pascal's fucking Casino up in here.

  • @tornadowitch
    @tornadowitch 12 дней назад +38

    It's unfair that their stupidity hurts the rest of us and not them.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 11 дней назад +1

      Same deal as drunk drivers; they're usually fine in lethal accidents. And boy do they get thirsty.

  • @minihalkoja590
    @minihalkoja590 12 дней назад +69

    _"Would 11 people really lay down their lives for a lie?"_
    Under that logic, who would fly a passenger plane into a skyscraper for a lie? They even did it in the age of the internet, so there is no excuse for not having heard about lord Jebus.

    • @evilbob840
      @evilbob840 12 дней назад +15

      Why would the members of Heaven's Gate lay down their lives for a lie? There were even more than 11 of them.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 12 дней назад +1

      @@evilbob840 Jonestown's got them beat. The Russian Old Believers committed a series of mass suicides during the Great Schism of the Russian Church that killed at least 20,000.

    • @vinny142
      @vinny142 12 дней назад +11

      "Would 11 people really lay down their lives for a lie?"
      Not if they *knew* it was a lie. But if they believed it was true: sure they would.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 11 дней назад

      @@vinny142 "Not if they knew it was a lie."
      Wrong. People do happily die for something they know is a lie, on a regular basis, _if they believe the alternative is less desirable._ Parents confessing for crimes their children have committed, for instance; it's unthinkable for them to see their child punished, even if they deserve it, so they jump on that figurative grenade instead, knowing full well they're lying. If the disciples knew "Jesus" was a complete fraud but still thought getting idiots to worship him meant they got a free pass into heaven, well, they might consider that a noble sacrifice.
      But in the context of the apostles, it's horseshit anyway. The bible itself does not say any of the disciples died as punishment for their "faith"; some of them die of old age even. "Die for a lie" is just an apologist catchphrase for people who haven't read their magic book. ProfMTH made a series a long time ago covering each of the disciples and how they died, if their deaths are even known, and _none of them_ were persecuted to death for their faith in Jesus. The closest such death is basically like if you stole money from a guy and they offed you as revenge; it's not religious persecution even if it's a "wrongful death".
      I really need to go back and rewatch ProfMTH's videos because the details are fuzzy, but the "argument" that the disciples wouldn't die for a lie is wrong *twice.* They might, and they didn't.

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 10 дней назад

      @@vinny142
      Maybe they would even do it if they knew it was a lie if there was enough social pressures.

  • @Goetze10
    @Goetze10 12 дней назад +62

    Theist: "Did 3 years of non-stop research to conclude that Christianity is true”
    Hmm, this should be interesting. Maybe he’ll provide some new insights.
    Theist: “11 of the 12 Disciples of Jesus were martyred”
    Oh for the love of….3 years of non-stop research to regurgitate long debunked apologetics. Bro wasted his time.

    • @williamwatson4354
      @williamwatson4354 11 дней назад +2

      No where in the bible does it say 11 of the 12 were martyred.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 11 дней назад +2

      Is it possible for a non-person to waste their time? Isn't that like saying the Inanimate Carbon Rod wasted its time sitting on a shelf for three years?

    • @nmappraiser9926
      @nmappraiser9926 10 дней назад +2

      The idea that watching videos and reading information from your bubble is "research" may be the downfall of society. We're replacing science and expertise with memes and trolls. Welcome to Idiocracy.

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 10 дней назад +1

      There's an endless supply of people that'll tell you their 20 years of research lead them to finding the ark, this is the mildest side of "people that totally did their research"

    • @nickryan3417
      @nickryan3417 10 дней назад +1

      @@d_camara Similarly a lot of flerfs will lie and claim that they have used a zoom lens to bring a ship back from over the horizon.

  • @heiyuall
    @heiyuall 12 дней назад +50

    You don’t have to be a soulless monster to be an apologist, but it helps…

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 12 дней назад +6

      Oh, I'm sorry . . . I misread your comment as, "You don't have to be a _souffle_ monster . . . ."

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 12 дней назад +1

      I'm not so sure about that first part. It seems more like a requirement to me.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 12 дней назад +2

      @@johndemeritt3460 I hear they fall easily.

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 12 дней назад

      @@nonna_sof5889, oooo! _THAT_ was a -brilliant_ observation!
      And let's hope they _keep_ falling easily!

    • @Phoennix3
      @Phoennix3 11 дней назад +4

      All apologists are liars.

  • @renejaensch8723
    @renejaensch8723 12 дней назад +7

    Theist: narcissistic sociopath that does't act out their urges out of fear of an invisibel monster and eternal turture
    Atheist: member of a society with basic empathy

  • @Sliceoflife09
    @Sliceoflife09 12 дней назад +6

    2:18 "I don't argue, I just correct people" what an opener.... The confidence in having every answer is astounding...no humility or curiosity.

  • @DAYBROK3
    @DAYBROK3 12 дней назад +36

    American education is horrible. As someone whose body is messing up it is not perfectly created, it is a mishmash of body parts that sometimes works.

    • @joehorn1762
      @joehorn1762 12 дней назад +4

      I've had a medical condition so rare it usually only happens in third world countries. And they don't know the cause. But it needed major surgery. They barely have a name for it.

    • @Hiforest
      @Hiforest 12 дней назад +4

      I'm currently going through peri-menopause along side my autoimmune disorder. If God did this.. I surrender to Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe! Leaf be upon her.

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 12 дней назад +2

      Three engineers argue about the nature of god.
      First says god is a mechanical engineer. Points to the skeletal and muscular systems.
      Second says god is an electrical engineer. Points to the nervous and neural systems.
      Third says god is a civil engineer. Points to the excretory and reproductive systems. "Who else would run a waste pipeline through a playground?"

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 12 дней назад

      Right. America. Because Abrahamic religions all started in America after 1776.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 12 дней назад +3

      @@AbsurdlyGeeky
      The three engineers are wrong. God is an architect. Because the Architect makes up a bunch of wacky stuff that doesn't work then the engineers have to fix it up.
      Only for the architect then to throw out their corrections forcing the engineers to do stuff like run cabling in weird places or a sewer line through a playground...

  • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
    @PabloSanchez-qu6ib 12 дней назад +40

    After years of hearing apologists' babble I have yet to find one that isn't even a dismal proof of a generic creator let alone their particular flavor of god.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 11 дней назад +3

      I'd argue the opposite; that the existence of apologists is extremely good supporting evidence for the _nonexistence_ of any gods, because any god would surely be so sick of their BS by now they'd have wiped them out of existence with a note saying "Stop making me look bad."

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 11 дней назад +12

    Lmao Matt Powell had to try so hard to avoid all the people that said "maybe there was a mudslide and it fossilized in that position" that he kept filming till the middle of night hoping to get anyone to agree with him

  • @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084
    @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084 12 дней назад +47

    Channels especially Christian channels turning their comment section off, is the worst thing in the world! It enrages me cos i wanna comment to tell them why they're being dumb, so I avoid the channels altogether because nothing good can come of it most times.
    Matt P has primed these gullible and highly impressionable youngsters, and they don't want to say anything which goes against him, and he would edit it out anyway.

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or 12 дней назад

      Those x-tians don't want their flocks to find out there are different opinions and someone pointing out where they're wrong.
      "Nothing says "open-mindedness:" like "comments disabled"

    • @almcdermid9669
      @almcdermid9669 12 дней назад +7

      He's a disciple of Kent Hovind, which means he might be a straight up grifter.

    • @christianellegaard7120
      @christianellegaard7120 12 дней назад

      @@almcdermid9669 It occurs to me that none of these preachers/apologists can actually believe in their God.
      Since they are blatantly lying in so many of their videos they would be condemning themselves to hell, if what they are preaching was true.
      And I really doubt that anyone would want to do that just for a few extra YT views.

    • @timtechdude4339
      @timtechdude4339 12 дней назад +6

      Comments are turned off because they know their ridiculous assertions cannot withstand scrutiny.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 12 дней назад +2

      I find it more amusing than anger inducing thinking specifically about the creator & not the viewers as its such a clear demonstration of lack of confidence & hypocrisy.

  • @DeadRogueGuy
    @DeadRogueGuy 12 дней назад +26

    @17:00 wow, it started with looking into conspiracy theories and ended with believing in Jesus. that's.... not a great selling point friend, but makes a lot of sense

    • @darbymori350
      @darbymori350 12 дней назад +4

      That's what I thought when I heard him. Hilarious and painful

  • @luvyatubers
    @luvyatubers 12 дней назад +28

    I just want proof that I can choose to pass on a trip to hell/heaven for a trip to the 100-acre wood with Pooh Bear and Tigger and all of the pets I've had during my lifetime

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 12 дней назад +4

      Interesting you mention pets as there's a specific thing Iv heard about heaven but don't know. I can't remember where I heard it but it says animals don't go to heaven or hell. That immediately tells me wherever I go (going along for my point) I wouldn't be me as I wouldn't have or know about the beautiful animals iv had. 😶

    • @timidwolf
      @timidwolf 11 дней назад +2

      @@snooganslestat2030 I think it's because they claim "animals don't have a soul", which is the part that goes to the afterlife. The same people that say "I'm not an animal. I'm human!" 🤨

  • @thomasconlee4939
    @thomasconlee4939 12 дней назад +64

    At least this guy isn't sitting in his car to do his video...

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther 12 дней назад +1

      We don’t actually know where SkepTick makes his videos, do we?

    • @pascalostermann720
      @pascalostermann720 12 дней назад +6

      If he were sitting, I would not care. But driving...

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  12 дней назад +17

      I have real trouble multitasking. I can barely stand and talk…

    • @mbrum3230
      @mbrum3230 12 дней назад +4

      So true. How did that ever become a thing.

    • @sampeeps3371
      @sampeeps3371 12 дней назад +1

      ​@TheSkepTick can you do more on paul ross?

  • @kevinpotts123
    @kevinpotts123 12 дней назад +5

    Buy yourself a pint and tell Lisa I said hello.

  • @Color-Painter-Blue
    @Color-Painter-Blue 12 дней назад +28

    14:27 "I live with kindness and bla bla bla.." and proceeds to try to mock Atheists. Make her count as a living contradiction.

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 12 дней назад +7

      There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @terrencelockett4072
      @terrencelockett4072 12 дней назад +3

      Yea, when they describe the things their god does and did and also claim their god is all loving, they'll probably have a weird idea of what kindness is.

  • @ducnguyen-qv7sw
    @ducnguyen-qv7sw 11 дней назад +9

    Stupid things theists said:
    1. God exists
    2. The Bible said god exists.
    3. See #1 and #2

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 11 дней назад

      4. Science never did anything useful, it says so right here on the internet I'm looking at through my phone.
      5. Science 100% proves God is real.
      6. Science is completely fake.
      7. _DON'T_ see #5 and #6 during the same month.

  • @heiyuall
    @heiyuall 12 дней назад +16

    My purpose in life is to help make a better world for the children to grow up into. My prize is finally sleeping forever knowing I made more happiness than hatred.

  • @almcdermid9669
    @almcdermid9669 12 дней назад +20

    Matt Powell, Poster Child for Anti-natalism. It's hard to wrap my head around how someone can be so monumentally ignorant, and be so proud of that ignorance.

    • @timtechdude4339
      @timtechdude4339 12 дней назад +1

      💯

    • @lucidlythinking857
      @lucidlythinking857 12 дней назад +2

      He’s never been around a pond or body of water where trees grow around the edges.
      They fall down into the water and because the depth fall sideways and yes even upside down.
      Minerals slowly build up and prevent rot and in time minerals replace the wood.
      Alternatively bogs are a ready preservation factory, so to speak, and trees sink into it.
      Obviously a bit more complicated but we recently had a tornado snap some trees off into the water.
      One or two fell top first into the water, and because of the weight of the trunk don’t float.
      It’s just an anecdote, but it’s not hard to follow how a probably rare event happens.

    • @almcdermid9669
      @almcdermid9669 12 дней назад +3

      @@lucidlythinking857 It's hilarious how with Matt, everything points to an "event" that is entirely impossible.

    • @Dayna-cd3zj
      @Dayna-cd3zj 11 дней назад +1

      Matt is NOT ignorant.....he's super dishonest....as in wilfully ignorant.
      He's had ALL of his bs debunked, to him personally, to his face in real time....muchless videos sent to him from content creators.
      He knows ALL the counter arguments to his stupid fallacious arguments.
      He dishonestly wilfully ignores it ALL.
      He must, his wallet is dependent on his wilful ignorance.
      In other words, he's a grifter.

    • @almcdermid9669
      @almcdermid9669 11 дней назад

      @@Dayna-cd3zj I was thinking the same thing, but it just he comes across as really dumb.
      "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

  • @ScottM1973
    @ScottM1973 12 дней назад +13

    I enjoyed the guy who said he started with conspiracy theories but ended with God. Unironically.

    • @christophertablante7680
      @christophertablante7680 12 дней назад

      I would've told him straight up that 3 years of "research" is not enough to add credibility. Especially when his goal is to grasp the meaning of life, and he started with conspiracy trash.

  • @Kevin_Williamson
    @Kevin_Williamson 12 дней назад +20

    This guy's "mission" is confusing. He states that atheists are liars and that he's out to show the lies they tell about his beliefs. Because, of course, people will listen intently to a person who calls them a liar. Great start.
    Why does he even try to point out supposed lies if he's not trying to convert atheists? Is it just so he can tell people they're wrong and he is right? An ego trip? smh
    I loved that Muslim video with ski mask guy. The argument is we can't have things existing forever because they'd have no beginning and no end. So they wouldn't exist. Which is why we believe in a God that has no beginning and no end.
    20:02 -- Wait. Jesus had a Bible???

  • @13multipurpose
    @13multipurpose 12 дней назад +6

    I need the blessings of Lisa Thanks!

  • @Grom_the_Paunch
    @Grom_the_Paunch 12 дней назад +7

    It's convenient that 'everything MUST have a creator' except god.

  • @sampeeps3371
    @sampeeps3371 12 дней назад +32

    I got banned by the guy who said atheists are liars 😂

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  12 дней назад +9

      Haha. No way!!

    • @sampeeps3371
      @sampeeps3371 12 дней назад +7

      @TheSkepTick called me a liar and said there was a "context" for slavery and it wasn't "real" slavery in the bible 🙄

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 12 дней назад

      ​@@sampeeps3371 And he accuses us of not knowing what the bible says? That's rich.

    • @sampeeps3371
      @sampeeps3371 12 дней назад +7

      @TheSkepTick he addressed my by name in one of his vids saying I was banned 🤣

    • @tabularasa0606
      @tabularasa0606 12 дней назад +2

      @@sampeeps3371
      GJ

  • @MatthewWaltherAscensionProps
    @MatthewWaltherAscensionProps 12 дней назад +23

    That was the CUTEST Lisa drawing ever. That needs to be a shirt. :D

  • @joyousdog1
    @joyousdog1 12 дней назад +11

    Sorry, Skeptick - that fabulous photo of Jesus made me a believer! Give Lisa a kiss from me.🤣

  • @BigTwitchy
    @BigTwitchy 12 дней назад +14

    “…to prove that you’re a liar…” project much?

  • @andresvillarreal9271
    @andresvillarreal9271 12 дней назад +9

    No, of the twelve disciples only Peter and one other were killed and we know little about the reasons for the killings. The other nine or ten disappeared into obscurity.

    • @johnfleet1854
      @johnfleet1854 8 дней назад +1

      Jesus: "one of you will betray me tonight" ... all planned then , really ???? Are we just puppets ? Thank goodness we can think for ourselves.

  • @DeadRogueGuy
    @DeadRogueGuy 12 дней назад +7

    i like how the first guy tries to claim WE hit the nail one the head; as if we were the ones saying atheists are liars, when in his own example that certainly didn't happen.
    so he is congratulating himself for getting it "right"??

  • @GodlessGranny
    @GodlessGranny 11 дней назад +3

    The statute of limitations on grand theft is 5 years. So if you rob a bank and get caught 20 years later, you will not pay for the crime. You go free. Only murder has no statute of limitations.

    • @johncromer2603
      @johncromer2603 10 дней назад +1

      I was about to point this out... beat me to it

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 7 дней назад

      That sounds like something they say in order to get bank robbers/other criminals to come out of hiding five years later, lol. Idk, it's just a feeling I get but I find it strange that they would not get prosecuted after a time that is shorter than their sentence would most likely have been.

  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 12 дней назад +6

    Ski-Mask and his fellow AI muslim TikTokers all seem to use the same script and all assume that quoting the Qur'an is persuasive.

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 12 дней назад +6

    I love the fact they want to say how athiests misrepresent the Bible but yet misrepresent what science says .

    • @martinmckee5333
      @martinmckee5333 12 дней назад +3

      And often, the Bible as well.

    • @christianellegaard7120
      @christianellegaard7120 12 дней назад

      It occurs to me that none of these preachers/apologists can actually believe in their God.
      Since they are blatantly lying in so many of their videos they would be condemning themselves to hell, if what they are preaching was true.
      And I really doubt that anyone would want to do that just for a few extra YT views.

  • @chrisdurhammusicchannel
    @chrisdurhammusicchannel 12 дней назад +1

    Great lighting!!!! And audio!!! (Does he keep putting his hand over one side of his stereo microphone??? (First idiot... I mean Theist.)

  • @midwestlawyer
    @midwestlawyer 12 дней назад +7

    12:28 I'll go with the Universe, not a god, always existing. I know the universe exists.

  • @lawrencechesneau
    @lawrencechesneau 12 дней назад +8

    I love it when people use Pascal's wager...and don't understand one of its MAJOR flaws.
    If a Christian is wrong about believing God, and there is no God at all, then they lose nothing so why not do it? Well, what if they're wrong about God...and there's another deity in charge instead?
    What if somebody believes in the Christian God and it turns out the Muslim one was the right one, or the Jewish one even, after all? Well, then they lose everything anyway. They'll be in the same situation as the atheist.
    It's such a stupid argument.

    • @HotBaraDad666
      @HotBaraDad666 12 дней назад +2

      And don't get me started on any of the pagan religions.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 12 дней назад

      Worse. A god that doesn't care about atheists but hates people who worship other gods in equally probable.

    • @nightshade7240
      @nightshade7240 12 дней назад +2

      It's weird though, they are atheists to every god but one but paradoxically still absolutely believe in their one god even though all the arguments they proffer about the other gods apply to their god.

    • @seriokan2971
      @seriokan2971 11 дней назад +2

      Honestly, Pascal's Wager is what made me Agnostic/Atheist, especially after deconstructing the idea behind it:
      Instead of the typical formulation, I went: What traits could a god possibly possess, does such a god require me to act as if he exists, and is such a god worth worshipping.
      Long story short, no matter what god concept I could think of that made sense, It would either be evil, or not care about me being an atheist. But potentially be angry at me for doing bad things. So my conclusion is: being an Atheist is the safest bet, as the only gods that could piss of would be evil ones, and who cares about them. But being religious and doing evil in the name of god, could get you in trouble, unless you follow an evil god and that god exists.

  • @Siralantoon
    @Siralantoon 12 дней назад

    Thanks

  • @l0rf
    @l0rf 11 дней назад +2

    I want to know how the perfect creator managed to mess up my feet, my thorax and my epiglottis/choking reflex so badly while still making me a prefect creation. Complete ignorance of any issues with the body does not make that body perfect.

  • @DeetotheDubs
    @DeetotheDubs 12 дней назад +7

    How many times does a Christian need to be told that watching RUclips videos that agree with your Jeebusy presupps aren't research? Please, stop abusing the term.

  • @LOH__
    @LOH__ 12 дней назад +1

    20:02 I’m dying this section is so ridiculous. An actual PICTURE of Jesus hahahahahahahajshahahs

  • @darkfalcon7856
    @darkfalcon7856 12 дней назад +3

    it's rather odd that a lot of apologists seem to believe that, maybe if I tell an atheist about (random well-used and overly-debunked claim with zero evidence), then they'll convert. If/When they won't, then they rationalize it as "they must have hardened their hearts to the Truth^tm".

  • @elensila74
    @elensila74 11 дней назад +1

    Now I'm all confused whether the Shoe is the Sign or if I should Follow the Gourd instead. Well, for the time being, I might just try to look at the bright side of life.

  • @N0Bah_D-666
    @N0Bah_D-666 12 дней назад +2

    Wait... Pascal's Wager!? Hadn't heard the "what if tho?" argument... That settles it. I'm convinced

  • @aukemebel4263
    @aukemebel4263 12 дней назад +1

    I love theists argue that the human body is so perfectly put together, while I look at the screen through my glasses with +2.5 and +4.5.
    Perfect, perfectly created to create migraines perhaps.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 11 дней назад +2

      Especially when they wear glasses while saying how perfect the Human body is :D

  • @marcsmart2820
    @marcsmart2820 11 дней назад +2

    I really hate when people use claims to prove what they belive it's my second most annoying thing thay do

  • @jynxyu6407
    @jynxyu6407 12 дней назад +9

    Was that a picture of Jesus' supposed bible? He was a Jew so it should have been a scroll of the Torah.

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 12 дней назад +3

      Right? The entire New Testament was written after his death, so....

    • @jenna2431
      @jenna2431 12 дней назад

      You and your cultural authenticity..... 😉

  • @di-raled
    @di-raled 12 дней назад +2

    wait! 18:30 isnt the statute of limitations 20 years for bank robbery? if so, the judge would quite litteraly say "it was 20 years ago" and then let you go?

    • @autonomouscollective2599
      @autonomouscollective2599 12 дней назад +3

      In the US, the statute of limitations depends on the state. For example, robbery in Texas is 5 years, Ohio is 20 years, and Rhode Island has no limit.

    • @di-raled
      @di-raled 12 дней назад +1

      @autonomouscollective2599 ...texas you say?

    • @TheMArtagnan
      @TheMArtagnan 12 дней назад

      I was thinking this exact thing, like hey look non-finite punishment for non-finite crimes

  • @FatMadt666
    @FatMadt666 12 дней назад +1

    The first guy is so shifty that he can't even look into the lens of the camera.

  • @petrfedor1851
    @petrfedor1851 10 дней назад

    I love how MP is going around asking people how upside down log can get stucked into sediments And than explain it.
    And than ignore trees decompose for long time.

  • @scroogetheprofit2455
    @scroogetheprofit2455 9 дней назад

    I really like the new shorter clips style of this video

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  8 дней назад

      There’s a whole playlist of these 😊

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 12 дней назад

    Great video as always ❤

  • @BigRalphSmith
    @BigRalphSmith 11 дней назад +1

    Considering every dishonest apologist I've ever heard, I find the accusation that ALL atheists are liars is frankly hilarious.

  • @non-exist-ent
    @non-exist-ent 12 дней назад +2

    17:05 - I guess he’s never heard of Jonestown.

  • @Soapy-chan
    @Soapy-chan 12 дней назад +1

    I'm watching DeconstructionZone currently, and what I see is that EVERY SINGLE theist in the comments, live chat or debates, are the ones who are actually lying about the bible and everything else.
    We show them what the bible says and they say "but that is not what it means" or "it's not in the bible" or "context matters" and so on.
    What a clownshow.

  • @stylesrj
    @stylesrj 12 дней назад +4

    Also, why does the ski mask video sound like one of those AI channels?

    • @cherylw1958
      @cherylw1958 12 дней назад

      Yeah I've heard that voice in so many videos, that's the first I've heard it in a religious video, Muslim even.

    • @ChrisSears_KY
      @ChrisSears_KY 12 дней назад +1

      My question is why the ski mask kid is trying to pretend he is talking in the video. When Prophet of Zod made videos with his static head character, he used his own voice.

  • @nightshade7240
    @nightshade7240 12 дней назад

    I've spent more than three years just researching the parts of the bible I needed for my book. It is a very narrow and specific set of things I have been researching and I am still learning more as I research. I listen to a lot of very academic and educated people who have spent decades in their research of their very specific area of biblical interest, like Dr Joshua Bowen and I know that if I brought up a subject that was beyond his field of expertise he would tell me that he didn't have expertise enough to comment and he would point me to other experts. All these experts are studying their infinitesimally tiny area of interest, comparative to the macrocosm of fields required to study the whole bible. You would need a lifetime of study for each book of the bible and you still wouldn't know everything there was to know about it. So pretending that three years gave you all the information you needed to have evidence a god was real is so asinine that no academic would take you seriously, which is why these people are not academics. Also pretending that eleven of the twelve disciples were martyred is a flat out lie. Of the twelve there might be two that we could claim were martyred because of their mention in extra biblical sources.
    It was my attempt to prove my faith that made me realise that I had no grounds for anything I believed, apart from having the misfortune of being raised in a cult and indoctrinated with the frankly hideous bullshit they believed. Also it's great that your faith made you a more moral person, which sounds like cliche bullshit but what about those people raised in faith whose parents told them they would kill them if they found out they were gay? Or the parents who disown their kids when they find out they are gay? Yet all my research demonstrates Jesus was perfectly fine with gay people and even says some are born gay and he is accepting of that. So it's odd that you can claim faith made you a better person, when faith makes so many worse. The truth is you chose to be a better person and faith had pretty much fuck all to do with it.

  • @RiiDii
    @RiiDii 12 дней назад +2

    15:50. Teacher: "Pop quiz today about a subject most of you don't even know at all, and the rest of you - I might have given you the wrong information depending on which class of mine you took. If you pass this test, you can keep praising me, your Teacher, for a really-really long time. If you fail that test, I will torture you for a really-really long time."
    I'm ditching that class, thank you very much.

  • @GodlessGranny
    @GodlessGranny 11 дней назад +2

    A photo of Jesus? Did someone time travel to get it? If so, why didn't they get a better one?

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 11 дней назад

      Don't most time machines use the same thing UFOs use when people try to take a picture of them?
      That's the best they could get!

  • @therookiegamer2727
    @therookiegamer2727 12 дней назад +1

    18:37
    20 years ago you robbed a bank and 20 years later authorities find out
    depending on the crime, because i am not going to dig around to find out legislation for this, but someone tell this man about statute of limitiations on crimes. like, they literally do say in some cases "hey don't worry about it it was 20 years ago"

  • @MrGrumblier
    @MrGrumblier 11 дней назад +1

    So if everything that exists needs a creator and god exists, what created god?

    • @AxeMurderer2222
      @AxeMurderer2222 10 дней назад

      Answer: the imagination of one cave man.

    • @MrGrumblier
      @MrGrumblier 9 дней назад

      @@AxeMurderer2222 Yup, and then another who didn't want to work invented religion.

  • @DarthFetid
    @DarthFetid 12 дней назад +1

    this man has impuned my honour, anyone want in on a class action court case?

  • @rebeccazegstroo6786
    @rebeccazegstroo6786 12 дней назад +2

    The fates of The Eleven aren't mentioned in the NT except for Peter. The rest are in later legends.

    • @discontinuedmodel232
      @discontinuedmodel232 12 дней назад

      Yep! "Church Tradition" or Christian fan fiction as I like to call it.

  • @scredgington
    @scredgington 9 дней назад

    The thing about analogies is that they have to share properties. Which properties are shared by a letter on a whiteboard and the universe?

  • @ojrmk1
    @ojrmk1 12 дней назад +2

    Holy crap, this video's turned into Pascal's Casino

  • @theflaggedyoutuberii4311
    @theflaggedyoutuberii4311 11 дней назад +1

    3:40 What was the context of you losing your job in 2024?

  • @Malacar99
    @Malacar99 6 дней назад

    This is the game of eternal 'gotcha'. Who walks around thinking 'glad I'm wasting space in my brain about how a tree might be up-side-down just in case I run into some disingenuous youtuber', no one but people that study those things. So with zero context, zero information, putting college kids on the spot to answer a question that has nothing to do with a class they are currently taking means absolutely nothing.
    This reminds me of a guy I was debating with at the bar, he said 'well what about building 7!' I really didn't have much of an idea what he was talking about since none of our conversation had been talking about 9/11, but I figured thats what it might be in reference too based on the way this guy was arguing other points, but he just kept asking 'building 7?'. My response was 'well, clearly you have thoughts on it, so what are your thoughts', he refused to answer, just kept telling me to 'google it' and repeating 'building 7'. Like wtf gotcha you think you have there? People are strange.

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 11 дней назад +2

    I find the opposite; ie that theists are the most dishonest of people.

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 12 дней назад +5

    Sorry i didn't hear any of that i was distracted by the space rocks in the background only having a 18 second loop

    • @Pystoria
      @Pystoria 12 дней назад +1

      You choked

    • @ultimate_pleb
      @ultimate_pleb 12 дней назад

      @Pystoria on what?
      *-wait nnnnnoooooooooooo*

  • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
    @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 11 дней назад +1

    Why is it never mentioned by preachers and other religious leaders that in Genesis 1:26, God said, "Let Us create man in Our image, after Our likeness"? My question is who are the "Us" and the "Our" that God is addressing? It can't be the Holy Spirit because the Holy Spirit doesn’t have a physical form. It can’t refer to Jesus because He had not been created yet, and it isn’t the angels, as they are of a different form. Therefore, it suggests that there must be more than one God, or this could simply be a construct created by man to explain our existence.

    • @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.
      @Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. 11 дней назад +1

      Some people claim that he was speaking to the angels, but nowhere in the Bible does it state that he was talking to them. This idea seems to be a fabrication designed to justify their beliefs, and it comes across as a desperate attempt to make sense of things.

  • @gertjanvandermeij4265
    @gertjanvandermeij4265 11 дней назад +2

    3:24 ... Your "mission" should be, asking your flawless god, WHY you need to wear glasses ! and while your are at it, ask him how CANCER, fit's in his 'perfect' design ! or why so many children has to DIE in horrible pain, of hunger and/or diseases ! THEN you can come back, on your channel, to tell and explain it ALL, to all us dumb Atheist !

  • @HelloJellojrl
    @HelloJellojrl День назад

    for the bank robbery , certain crimes have statues of limitations, while it's an complicated law with a lot of "It depends" attached to it, the answer is yes it is entirely possible that if you rob a bank 20 years ago the judge can look at the case and say "this happened 20 years ago and can't be prosecuted."

  • @davidgould9431
    @davidgould9431 12 дней назад +5

    16:34 "have you seeked the correct answers?" He clearly hasn't sought any answers from a dictionary. Maybe it's just another difference between US and British English. If so: sorry.

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 12 дней назад +2

      Nope. "Seeked" is not correct in any dialect of US English that I'm aware of. That guy's just ignorant.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 12 дней назад +2

      Nope. Definitely not proper grammar. "Seeked" is just coming from someone with a terrible education. He should have used the word "sought".

  • @generyan2332
    @generyan2332 12 дней назад +2

    She believes in lies and something greater, so I guess the greater the lie the more she believes it, and the greater the greater is greater for her to believe until she can find another lie that's even greater to also believe in.

  • @clemstevenson
    @clemstevenson 12 дней назад +4

    These people often refer to a space-less, timeless, immaterial god. But that is the definition of a god who is literally nothing. The universe was created from nothing, by nothing? Furthermore, nobody has been saved from a fate that cannot exist. The person that you are will be erased when your brain dies. You cannot be conscious of anything, when that happens. In any case, no legal amendments require a killing. Sacrifices may have been considered logical thousands of years ago, but that was an era of great superstition.

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 12 дней назад +1

      What do you expect from people that consider a global flood that covered mountains to be the most logical reason for a tree being upside down.

    • @clemstevenson
      @clemstevenson 12 дней назад

      @@Llortnerof I certainly don't expect them to possess any intelligence. They simply accept the logical absurdity of the Noah's Ark story, without considering the massive technical problems involved.

  • @duckarse11
    @duckarse11 12 дней назад

    Kneel before Zod - Terence Stamp, Superman 2.

  • @gatorboymike
    @gatorboymike 12 дней назад +5

    "I researched conspiracy theories for three years and now know everything."
    - guy who wants to be able to tell you what you're allowed to do in your own home and decide what your kids learn in school

  • @Beacon80
    @Beacon80 12 дней назад

    Anyone want to tell the second to last guy about the statute of limitation?

  • @jeremybutcher6418
    @jeremybutcher6418 11 дней назад

    THAT LAST EXAMPLE DIDN'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO CORRECT TYPO "THRONES" INSTEAD OF "THORNS"

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 9 дней назад

      Hey it could still be a crown of thrones... if the throne is for someone who is into that sort of seat?

  • @Phoennix3
    @Phoennix3 11 дней назад

    That guy claiming Jebus existed… I swear I read ‘Netflix … something’.

  • @RiiDii
    @RiiDii 12 дней назад +2

    12:08 "Dependant things depend on dependant things to infinity."
    For once, I would like to hear a theist clearly explain how this very logic doesn't apply to an infinite god, particularly right after or before claiming an infinite god solves the infinite loop problem.
    If we accept that A can be infinite, then it's not unreasonable to accept that B can be infinite without a reason why they would be different. "Because" or "My book says so" is not convincing.

  • @remwolf1987
    @remwolf1987 12 дней назад +2

    It's not lies if the facts back it up

  • @fredbloggs7131
    @fredbloggs7131 12 дней назад

    I have seen a photo of a tree that had been deliberately turned upside down after ut was growing and the roots had started acting like branches and the branches were acting like roots. Looked really weird.

  • @DoggoDogman
    @DoggoDogman 10 дней назад

    I've always found the idea that a "god who loves us" would consign us to eternal suffering based solely on us not being convinced of their existence odd. Like, DO they love us? Seems like this love is very conditional.

  • @ianbabineau5340
    @ianbabineau5340 11 дней назад

    “Conspiracy theories led me to Jesus Christ”
    That seriously needs to be made into a t-shirt.

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 12 дней назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @samara1815
    @samara1815 11 дней назад

    Matt Powell using the Ray Comfort method of asking random morons on the street and cutting out the ones that can answer correctly. 😂

    • @elmercoblentz9432
      @elmercoblentz9432 11 дней назад

      They’re equally obnoxious. Comfort doesn’t let anyone else see my comments on his channel.

  • @Temporal_Assassin
    @Temporal_Assassin 9 дней назад

    We have a garden place who took dead threes, buried them upside down, and planted flowers on the top/roots. Then let them be buried, and in a billion years people will scratch their heads at upside down tree fossils. For all we know, a caveman or dino artist planted the tree upside down to put flowers on top.

  • @peterdanior4538
    @peterdanior4538 11 дней назад

    So for that Bank robber question, if 20 years later that figure out you did it, but they already punished someone else for it, does that mean you don’t go to jail?

  • @rayvela4333
    @rayvela4333 12 дней назад

    The last guy mentioned a bank robber being caught 20 years later and still being prosecuted. Well, there's something called the statute of limitations. If they really didn't catch you for 20 years, they couldn't prosecute you for bank robbery. They may be able to prosecute lesser crimes,but not bank robbery.

  • @Skorsis
    @Skorsis 11 дней назад +1

    Oh hey! I had a back and forth with that first guy because he posted a video that said "Atheists lie about the bible" but failed to give any examples. I pointed this out and was called a moron and I should watch his other videos for the answers.

  • @christianellegaard7120
    @christianellegaard7120 12 дней назад +1

    It occurs to me that none of these preachers/apologists can actually believe in their God.
    Since they are blatantly lying in so many of their videos they would be condemning themselves to hell, if what they are preaching was true.
    And I really doubt that anyone would want to do that just for a few extra YT views.

  • @Nkosi766
    @Nkosi766 12 дней назад

    What’s the of tangles?

  • @dogwalker666
    @dogwalker666 12 дней назад +1

    So now Matt Bannana boy Powell is denying GRAVITY! What a smug fool.

  • @freddan6fly
    @freddan6fly 23 часа назад

    Odin must be real, because he went out to kill the ice giants, and they aren't around anymore.

  • @stevewhite6861
    @stevewhite6861 11 дней назад

    Ah! The invisible crutch, sorry I don't need one, I stand on my own two feet, I'm not a coward.

  • @AxeMurderer2222
    @AxeMurderer2222 10 дней назад

    Faith is the process of convincing yourself that the lies you invent to justify your imagination are true.

  • @tonymiller3788
    @tonymiller3788 10 дней назад +1

    "I searched for truth, starting with conspiracy theories." Tell me you're a gullible fool without telling me you're a gullible fool.

  • @michaelbell3181
    @michaelbell3181 10 дней назад

    In the other video he did say that we are "liars that are actually believers"

  • @cherylw1958
    @cherylw1958 12 дней назад +2

    I tried to believe but my logic just gets in the way. At 17 I met a guy who spent 2 years in India and brought about 200 comics back and I read them all, Indian comics are about their gods and their holy people and I fell in love with Hinduism so I believed in that but as I grew older I realised I just loved the mythology not the religion, now I'm back to being an atheist. I grew up without religion so it's very hard to believe in a divine being. I'm so thankful to my parents for not making me go to church. I thought the movie Search for the Lost Ark was about Noah's ark. lol

    • @HotBaraDad666
      @HotBaraDad666 12 дней назад +2

      To be fair, polytheistic gods make for great superheroes.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 12 дней назад +1

      @@HotBaraDad666
      Isn't that how the superhero got invented? Like Superman is based off Hercules?

    • @HotBaraDad666
      @HotBaraDad666 12 дней назад

      @@stylesrj Hey, I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's the case. Although Hercules wasn't a god as far as I know?

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 12 дней назад +1

      @@HotBaraDad666
      True he is the son of a god in some canon... and Superman is the son of Krypton... the writers knew what they were doing :D

  • @johndemeritt3460
    @johndemeritt3460 12 дней назад

    I don't remember who that first guy was,, but do you think anyone should tell him about causality at the quantum level? I've heard tell that it's not what we learned to expect . . . .