Cartheists 'How (NOT) To Convert Atheists'

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  • @malcolmhodnett8874
    @malcolmhodnett8874 4 дня назад +162

    Shoutout to this guy for reserving the other 90% of his brain to safe driving and only using 10% in what he was saying

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 дня назад +17

      His selection of words could have been interesting, but then he made the mistake of putting them all together.

    • @henrybest4057
      @henrybest4057 4 дня назад +7

      I don't call driving whilst recording a video "safe driving", especially as he took both his hands off the wheel several times.

    • @lukeskindaserious
      @lukeskindaserious 4 дня назад

      🤓

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 4 дня назад +2

      Lmao the Luke guy is in this thread

    • @XEndlessSteelX
      @XEndlessSteelX 4 дня назад +3

      If this took 10%, I am worried for the other people on the road every time he's driving.

  • @creativepseudonym9872
    @creativepseudonym9872 4 дня назад +189

    Worst Uber driver ever. 0.5 star.

    • @Mouse_007
      @Mouse_007 4 дня назад +11

      lol, could you imagine !

    • @dj_tika
      @dj_tika 4 дня назад +3

      That kid's going places

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 дня назад +6

      @@dj_tika surely will be the next Trump cabinet pick. er... not kidding.

    • @dj_tika
      @dj_tika 4 дня назад +6

      @thomasneal9291 lol naw he isn't rich enough and hasn't been to prison enough times

    • @mdug7224
      @mdug7224 4 дня назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xTechnologicalx
    @xTechnologicalx 4 дня назад +98

    Makes sense when majority of people in prison believe in heaven and hell. That sure kept them from doing bad things.

    • @BeachsideHank
      @BeachsideHank 4 дня назад

      They are members of an elite group professing their love for Jesus in front of the parole board.

    • @isidoreaerys8745
      @isidoreaerys8745 4 дня назад +13

      Being incarcerated is what turned me onto counterapologetics.
      Most religious place on earth. Wanted to be prepared to defend myself if I ever have to go back into that awful place.

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 4 дня назад

      ​@@isidoreaerys8745uhhh
      If you make good arguments when they make bad arguments you'll just get beaten

    • @nathanielthomson6600
      @nathanielthomson6600 2 дня назад

      You know that the prison system in highly religious countries, especially America, encourages religious conversations right? There are actual benefits you receive if you're religious while in prison that you don't if you're not. It's for that reason that we can't use prison statistics as evidence of anything, the data is intrinsically bias.

    • @xTechnologicalx
      @xTechnologicalx 2 дня назад

      @ by that logic most of all the US do not believe in god. That doesn’t follow. I can also attest to this as I have been locked up a few years and didn’t claim a religion. I was the only atheist and held many debates with people who found out I was an atheist. They ask you as you are getting processed and I checked the atheist box. So yes, most people who are locked up believe a god exists. Belief in a god does not deter anyone from doing things they shouldn’t be doing.

  • @foolishlyludicrous
    @foolishlyludicrous 4 дня назад +82

    Some bloke recorded this. The same bloke looked back at what he recorded, said "this is what I want to show the world," and uploaded this.
    SkepTick, you are my hero for struggling through these videos multiple times to entertain us.

    • @dmonzel
      @dmonzel 4 дня назад +8

      Not only that, he even edited it before uploading it. There are parts that were recorded that he cut out... and this was the best of what he had.

  • @tessaninetails8065
    @tessaninetails8065 4 дня назад +97

    Wait. He edited out, him fixing his hair, but not him being all confused while his car was probably bitching at him for not paying attention to the road while driving!?

  • @hmalbet
    @hmalbet 4 дня назад +35

    This guy's convinced me. Never get in a car with him.

  • @mbrown7361
    @mbrown7361 4 дня назад +39

    Luke: Explains how morality is subjective and ever changning
    Also Luke: And that's how god made all morality the same
    Do you *frickin' hear yourself*, man?

  • @koseighty8579
    @koseighty8579 4 дня назад +198

    Kid gets stoned, goes on a verbal ramble on camera. World yawns.

    • @albertlecuyer6761
      @albertlecuyer6761 4 дня назад +7

      And I want some

    • @shawngrinter2747
      @shawngrinter2747 4 дня назад +11

      Yup, same tired old crap

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 4 дня назад +1

      @@albertlecuyer6761, no! Do _NOT_ take any of _his_ drugs! Do you _REALLY_ want to end up like him?
      _DO YOU ? ! ?_

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 4 дня назад +11

      *_While driving..._*

    • @msdaphne
      @msdaphne 4 дня назад +9

      I was trying to figure out if stoned or tipsy

  • @jonnowds
    @jonnowds 4 дня назад +45

    This is EMBARRASSINGLY low hanging fruit 🤦‍♂️

  • @jakeloranger1419
    @jakeloranger1419 4 дня назад +55

    The irony of someone talking about morality while recording and driving, while at the same time he's practically drowsing at the wheel, thus endangering the lives of others around him. Perhaps if he spent less time thinking about the afterlife, and instead, concentrated on what he's doing in the here and now, out of compassion for others, he would learn about acting in a morally good way.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 4 дня назад +8

      He should be in his bed after Sunset, but, no, he's driving.

    • @TiKallisti
      @TiKallisti День назад

      Its no ironious at all; you´ll have to remember that, according to his worldview, this life is just an audition.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar День назад

      @@TiKallisti And, he's failing at that audition.

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 4 дня назад +73

    Skeptik of course dogs go to heaven. There're 2 animated documentaries called All Dogs Go to Heaven

    • @mdug7224
      @mdug7224 4 дня назад +6

      Along with the pigs, I guess. They are around the same intelligence. No, wait: Yhwy arbitrarily doesn't like pigs.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 4 дня назад

      @@eacalvert And all electronic devices go to Silicone Heaven.

    • @WilliamDavis-lf5bq
      @WilliamDavis-lf5bq 3 дня назад +3

      Jonny Devaney has a video where god says even chihuahuas go to heaven, so it must be true...

    • @ejllamobeolan5025
      @ejllamobeolan5025 3 дня назад +2

      Hahaha point

    • @jonb4155
      @jonb4155 3 дня назад +1

      Yeah, but those show some dogs actually going to hell, so the title may be misleading.

  • @cameroncoleman4516
    @cameroncoleman4516 4 дня назад +32

    He converted me from being awake to being asleep😴

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 дня назад +1

      To be fair, when he said he could convert Atheists, he didn't say what from and to, did he?

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 4 дня назад +50

    My head hurts. This theist didn’t help. Now I smell burnt toast.
    Hang on…turns out someone else in my house made toast. And this guy failed to convert anyone.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 4 дня назад +4

      Still doesn't rule out a stroke.

    • @JuryDutySummons
      @JuryDutySummons 4 дня назад

      The burnt toasf/stroke thing is a myth

    • @bskec2177
      @bskec2177 3 дня назад

      @@JuryDutySummons That's not the reference. At least I don't think so. I think it's a reference to the Wilder Penfield thing- "Dr. Penfield, I can smell burnt toast" from the Heritage minutes. It's not a stroke, it's a specific woman having an epileptic seizure. ruclips.net/user/results?search_query=canadian+heritage+burnt+toast

  • @avi8r66
    @avi8r66 4 дня назад +23

    At this age he's just regurgitating what he's been taught. He hasn't put any serious thought into any of this.

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 4 дня назад +44

    "Light at the end of the tunnel?" Sometimes that light is an oncoming train.

    • @dyamonde9555
      @dyamonde9555 4 дня назад +10

      "You see that light at the end of the tunnel? That's not heaven. That's the C-Train!" - Daredevil

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 дня назад

      @@dyamonde9555 Are you sure it's not the portal to Hell?

    • @TiKallisti
      @TiKallisti День назад

      No leaf clover

  • @ezrabright14
    @ezrabright14 4 дня назад +40

    *explains how morality has changed over the centuries and how it's going to evolve further* "when you get into the right and wring you have to believe in god because it's absolute.... is he hearing himself?

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico 4 дня назад +9

      I love it when people like this talk about morality in a way that shows very clearly they have no idea what morality actually is and have never actually considered right and wrong as fundamental concepts.

    • @mdug7224
      @mdug7224 4 дня назад +5

      You have a very strong point. Morality is changing but Yhwy is unchanging and had already dictated flawed, subjective morality, including brutality .......... hmmm.

  • @scottdelahunt586
    @scottdelahunt586 4 дня назад +44

    Cartheist should not be driving tired, let alone tired and distracted. How he avoided a collision is beyond me. His local traffic cop needs to have a loud word with him at a minimum.

    • @kentspeak465
      @kentspeak465 4 дня назад +3

      Is this illegal what he does?
      Technically, arent we supposed to report it if we witness a crime.
      Not that I want anybody to report him, Im just curious

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 4 дня назад +7

      @@kentspeak465 Maybe it isn't illegal where he is; I see far too many Americans filming while driving. Or maybe the fact that he's not actually _holding_ the phone makes it "okay"..?

    • @kentspeak465
      @kentspeak465 4 дня назад +9

      @Brickerbrack thats how it works where I live(not USA),illegal or not its still taking a risk for no reason.This kid couldnt wait till he was not in a moving vehicle anymore to make his video,there isnt a moment in the week where he has free time and nowhere he needs to go like anyone Ive ever known has.

    • @dwaneanderson8039
      @dwaneanderson8039 4 дня назад +6

      He should at least turn off his dome light. It makes it harder to see out the windows at night.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 4 дня назад +4

      Even in places without a specific ordinance in place for phone use while driving, it still falls under distracted driving. 🤷‍♂️

  • @bizudamarasengan
    @bizudamarasengan 4 дня назад +28

    Distracted driving must be moraly correct.

  • @Tysto
    @Tysto 4 дня назад +85

    Pascal's Wager is literally oldest, dumbest argument. "Join us and live forever in total bliss! If you don't, you'll be tortured forever! Infinite reward or infinite punishment!" It's just transparently manipulative, bullying, and stupid.

    • @robertx8020
      @robertx8020 4 дня назад +14

      Even more stupid when realizing that it is not "christianity or don't believe" but "all religions that ever existed (and 'could be true') vs not believing in ANY of them!"
      Even when he will NEVER admit it, it could be another religion that is the 'right one' and still every christian could be screwed /s

    • @SCWillson
      @SCWillson 3 дня назад +3

      Yes, because you can fool an omniscient deity that you're not lying. 🙄

    • @robertx8020
      @robertx8020 3 дня назад

      @@SCWillson So why bother

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 дня назад

      @@SCWillson The catholic church thought they could; they pretended that capybara were fish, so they could eat them on Fridays.
      I mean, I knew that they didn't really believe a god was watching them, but how infantile can they get?

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish День назад

      Not to mention it assumes Pascal got the right god.

  • @Drakonis.Imperial
    @Drakonis.Imperial 4 дня назад +28

    So, basically ... "believe the same way I believe because stuff and things and ... uhh, other things and stuff? Or whatever ... I don't know.".
    Truly one of the minds of all time. Look, if you want to ramble on with some sort of "stream of consciousness" thing go for it ... just don't post it as a video to convince people that their god is real.

  • @JesmondBeeBee
    @JesmondBeeBee 3 дня назад +11

    Apparently you get about 250kgs of meat from a cow on average. So 1000 of them would give you 62.5 metric tonnes. Man, amazing how they cram all that into a bun. No wonder they call it a whopper.

  • @FakingANerve
    @FakingANerve 4 дня назад +26

    19:05 "And thennn... I'm trying to think..."
    * *elongated blank stare* *
    Welp, that sums it up. 😂😂😂

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 4 дня назад +8

      I mean, God didn't bother to properly edit his own Bible. Why would he deliver better material extemporaneously through this kid. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Scarred4life420
      @Scarred4life420 4 дня назад +4

      Too funny!

    • @QueenBoadicea
      @QueenBoadicea День назад

      I think you meant the word "prolonged" instead of "elongated". The latter word would refer to physical tangible objects while the former would be for the intangible such as a prolonged wait time for getting a table at a restaurant.

  • @Errickfoxy27
    @Errickfoxy27 4 дня назад +33

    I can demonstrate that cows are real. Can you demonstrate that Hell is real?
    I also get really damn tired of these arguments from consequences. "I don't like the idea of life not having cosmic significance, therefore God" is not a winning argument.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 4 дня назад +2

      @@Errickfoxy27 Exactly, I can See, Hear, Smell and touch Cows, However zero evidence for his God, Heaven or the latter edition hell.

  • @williambeckett6336
    @williambeckett6336 3 дня назад +4

    He reveals his entire, veiled point in the opening: "I need to believe there's a god because I'm too magnificent to be an unplanned happenstance of existence. I'm too grand for that." Its all xian narcissism.

  • @Riverwind5
    @Riverwind5 3 дня назад +3

    Sooooo, this dude made a conscious decision to post this video on RUclips for the rest of us to watch. Good choice there champ.

  • @autonomouscollective2599
    @autonomouscollective2599 4 дня назад +13

    It seemed to me Luke was about 3 hours past his bedtime, and decided that would be the perfect time to operate heavy machinery and make a stream-of-consciousness video.

  • @helicopterharry5101
    @helicopterharry5101 4 дня назад +37

    Says the Bible is popular because of morality.
    Says English is popular because of Colonialism.
    Doesn't see the flaw

    • @mdug7224
      @mdug7224 4 дня назад +2

      😂so right!

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 4 дня назад +2

      He literally says colonialism is the cause of some stuff people don't usually admit it is the cause of, and at other point explains how morality evolves in society
      How tf does this guy hit those home runs and then does the rest of this video?

  • @GARYTHDawson
    @GARYTHDawson 4 дня назад +19

    Drove past Macky Dees as he talks about one less burger saving a thousand cows.

  • @robinette64
    @robinette64 3 дня назад +6

    What the…….?
    Even if I were a believer I would be confused about my life choices after listening to this guy fumble like a stoner.

  • @tinawitte420
    @tinawitte420 3 дня назад +6

    15:02 "english is [..] very complex"
    Me, a german: 😂

  • @rogantu
    @rogantu 4 дня назад +4

    Jesus. This guy just said EVERYONE wants 75% of people to be tortured for ALL ETERNITY! No, I do not want that. I want precisely 0 people to be tortured. 0. That's a number infinitely smaller than the roughly 100 billion that his imaginary friend wants to experience infinite amounts of evil.
    Edit: 21:55

  • @mikefochtman7164
    @mikefochtman7164 4 дня назад +9

    My argument is, "If you found out today that there absolutely is no such thing as hell, would you change your behavior?" If they say, "No, not really," then I say to them, "You don't need a God then." If they answer "yes, I'd start sinning all over the place." Then I'd say you only behave this way from fear? Either way seems like a silly way to go through life.

  • @randolphphillips3104
    @randolphphillips3104 4 дня назад +24

    Gotta love when they "debunk" things they don't understand.

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 3 дня назад +3

    *Cartheist:* "Free association, it's not just for poetry!"

  • @dragonhealer7588
    @dragonhealer7588 4 дня назад +25

    Well crap, now I'm craving a burger 🎉😊❤

  • @WilliamDavis-lf5bq
    @WilliamDavis-lf5bq 3 дня назад +2

    "The time is at hand when you will have forgotten everything; and the time is at hand when all will have forgotten you. Always reflect that soon you will be no one, and nowhere.”
    Marcus Aurelius
    Who is remembered, but in time, even he'll be forgotten. The rest of us are forgotten in a few generations...

  • @zacharysieg2305
    @zacharysieg2305 4 дня назад +15

    SkepTic: *yawns
    Me: Oh, I’m not the only one bored by Ser Cartheist!

  • @clemstevenson
    @clemstevenson 4 дня назад +13

    I have absolutely no reason to believe in an afterlife. When your brain dies, the person you are will be erased. It happens every day, so make the most of what you've got. Nobody goes to heaven, and nobody goes to hell. I cannot be persuaded to believe things that I know to be untrue. Do the harsh realities of life make me uncivilised? No.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 4 дня назад +3

      I mean, some people have at least died in volcanoes, and that's the basis for Hell. 🤷‍♂️ 🌋

  • @Odendo
    @Odendo 4 дня назад +8

    10:48 Definitely heard the Kia "pay attention to the road" ding in the background

    • @johngavin1175
      @johngavin1175 2 дня назад +1

      The fact that he is driving a Kia makes this worse. My wife has a Kia Soul. It's nearly a lemon.

  • @bizudamarasengan
    @bizudamarasengan 21 час назад +1

    Who's gonna tell him? that recording yourself in a car is something an actual mass murderer used to do. He was sad that girls didn't like him so he started revving the engine. 23:38

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer День назад +1

    "jesus take the wheel"
    "Why?"
    "So I can make a video"

  • @stylesrj
    @stylesrj 4 дня назад +20

    When someone says "God is love" or "God is hope" I think of that quote from Futurama with those astronomer monks:
    "Oh how convenient a theory for God that doesn't require looking through a telescope! Get back to work!"

    • @andrewlindenfeld6222
      @andrewlindenfeld6222 4 дня назад +6

      Futurama is my favorite freaking show ever. Rock on and enjoy the time you have, as will I 🤘 I have a daughter to raise, and I'm giving her the two best gifts you can give a kid. Critical thinking, and laughter... hopefully it works out!

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 4 дня назад

      ​@@andrewlindenfeld6222best dad energy

  • @TheOneDaveP
    @TheOneDaveP 4 дня назад +4

    Thanks for great content!
    🥂✨🥂 Happy New Year!
    To Peace, Prosperity, Health, & Happiness!
    Best Regards, ☝️Dave P.
    ✨✨✨👏👌😂🥂✨✨✨

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 2 дня назад +2

    "Your actions don't hold up to eternity. 😢"
    Nor should they. Imagine if each of the hundreds of billions of people who came before you got to make a single decision with eternal consequences (meaning they're still in play for _your_ life). What agency would be left for you? Or your children? Or their children?
    I know I will someday die, and eventually, I will be forgotten. The memory and even the effect of my deeds will fade to nothing. And that's ok. For now, in this place, my life has meaning for those around me. For a time, my memory will have meaning for those I'll leave behind. Eventually, that memory will be set aside, so that future generations can forge their own purpose, unburdend by the memory of someone they never knew. Hopefully, they will get to start their own journey on slightly firmer ground because of the work I did. My legacy will be a shining brick, then an unseen foundation, then a piece of the nameless soil upon which a new foundation rests. That is all I could ever ask for. That is enough.

    • @sugartoothYT
      @sugartoothYT День назад +2

      I don't think he understands that we consider ourselves finite beings and so what really do we get out of having an eternal impact with our actions? I guess you can feel cool in your deathbed if you were convinced you achieved it, but you won't be seeing much of it anyway.
      Or also: Oh know, if I eat a cake, I'll run out of it eventually. Totally not worth eating it then, to trash it goes.

  • @whiteumbrella9344
    @whiteumbrella9344 4 дня назад +5

    I am going to be bold here and say something positive about Luke's video. He was using his turn signal and I really respect that. We need more people using turn signals and this guy can do it even when he is so tired he cannot stop yawning as well as doing a rambling RUclips video at the same time. So come on people...be better and use your turn signals like Luke!

    • @geminiadastra8662
      @geminiadastra8662 4 дня назад +1

      Especially since he's in Florida. We use our turn signals sparingly, like they're limited resources

    • @jonfmcdropout
      @jonfmcdropout День назад

      in canada, they're called "courtesy signals" so we can tell who doesn't have any.

  • @Thirdbase9
    @Thirdbase9 4 дня назад +16

    Nope, my life doesn't matter. Life has no real purpose.

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 4 дня назад +6

      I mean MY life matters to ME. But in the grand scheme of the universe, likely it's utterly meaningless.

    • @Kelvin-c9h
      @Kelvin-c9h 4 дня назад

      ​@@Ironraven001agreed, help humanity as a whole and on a personal level if you can... original star trek is a reasonable future hope for me.

    • @norrecvizharan1177
      @norrecvizharan1177 4 дня назад +4

      @@Ironraven001 The pessimist would find that depressing, but as an optimist, that stuff makes me happy. Basically, it makes these moments MUCH more meaningful, as we're only going to get one shot at hanging out and experiencing this particular universe at this particular time. It's truly a one-of-a-kind thing no matter what religion or mindset a person has (unless it's a time-loop, I suppose. That's the only possible scenario in which we'd get to experience this specific reality/timeline more than once).
      So pretty much, it's good to cherish every moment you got (especially those you share with others), as the more heart and energy you put in, the more satisfying and meaningful it ends up being to specifically you.

  • @ChrisBreederveld
    @ChrisBreederveld 4 дня назад +4

    Sleep drunk does not make you act better than if you are drunk drunk. Perhaps remember that next time you intend to drive... or speak

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 4 дня назад +24

    NGL when he started on the language rant I thought he was gonna transition to like a duo lingo ad 😂

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind 4 дня назад +2

      English wide spread ? Most spoken languages in Europe Russia, German, French , Turkish and then English after Italian .
      World wide English is spoken in UK , USA , NZ, Australia and Canada, that all have limited land borders.
      Then the main thing, minority of English language are made of English words , most are french and german.

    • @Psychshifted
      @Psychshifted 4 дня назад +4

      ​@@pete_lindEnglish is a super common second language. It might not be the official language of many countries but it is very commonly taught in school.

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 4 дня назад +4

      I don't feel like he speaks a second language.

    • @Valfara770
      @Valfara770 4 дня назад +4

      @@Brickerbrack Yeah, otherwise he wouldn't have said English is complicated. :D The reason English is so wide spread as a second language is BECAUSE it is very easy to learn. Even for people who are not linguistical talented (like me).

    • @terrencelockett4072
      @terrencelockett4072 4 дня назад +3

      I swear I thought the same thing.

  • @AngelOrrandMore
    @AngelOrrandMore 4 дня назад +1

    Me and you should collab one day because I definitely have some things about religion that I want to get out of my chest. If you accept guests from viewers. Anyways, great video. ❤

  • @jenna2431
    @jenna2431 4 дня назад +2

    You have to appreciate that Luke doesn't lose any comprehensibility at 1.5x speed. His gibbering is rock solid.

  • @zar3434
    @zar3434 3 дня назад +3

    14:23 Dude! Hands on the wheel! Ideally both, but at least one!

  • @crwydryny
    @crwydryny 4 дня назад +10

    OK someone help me did I have a stroke or is he making absolutely zero sense?
    Like his mouth is moving and sounds are comming out but all I hear is gibberish

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 4 дня назад +1

      I'm pretty sure it's all words. Beyond that, I'm not sure.

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 4 дня назад +10

    A Dutch philosopher wrote an essay about you should be happy that life has no meaning.
    Since that essay I live a happy life without any meaning.

    • @DeStroet
      @DeStroet 4 дня назад +1

      Jaap van Heerden: “Wees blij dat het leven geen zin heeft”. Aanrader!

    • @martinconnelly1473
      @martinconnelly1473 3 дня назад +2

      Put that together with the false dichotomy he trotted out (23:00) that life is either one of hope or one of despair. What about peace, joy, comfort, good health or any other option? Surely someone one who tries to live a life of hope is destined to live a life of disappointment. Sounds like a football supporter to me. Every season they hope their team will win but there are going to be a lot of disappointed supporters and just a few who have their hope fulfilled. Then next season some other team wins.

  • @zink9991
    @zink9991 4 дня назад +18

    Hmm. I’m atheist and so far I see no reason to move into religion

    • @eisflamme2438
      @eisflamme2438 4 дня назад +2

      Me neither.
      I struggle to even understand what his point is.
      I suspect that he dosent know himself.

  • @kariannecrysler640
    @kariannecrysler640 4 дня назад +10

    7:33 He gets that free will isn’t true!!!! Wow I didn’t expect that lol

  • @AnnoyingNewsletters
    @AnnoyingNewsletters 4 дня назад +5

    4:30 _...ramifications for eating a cow..._
    No ram-ifications; only cow-leries 😂

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 4 дня назад +2

      That joke was fowl. Lamb, even. Ewe.

  • @CNCmachiningisfun
    @CNCmachiningisfun 4 дня назад +15

    Yippee.
    More goodness from TheSkepTick, and his Giraffee owner :) .

  • @tigdogsbody
    @tigdogsbody 4 дня назад +3

    One head of cattle equals two thousand patties.

  • @terranhealer
    @terranhealer 4 дня назад +5

    He said it himself, the idea of heaven and hell are used to control behavior 😮

  • @neflarionshadowflame2050
    @neflarionshadowflame2050 4 дня назад +3

    You'd think people like this would stop to think about just how messed up their god sounds...
    "If you eat a hamburger on the wrong day of the year, you are going to hell to be tortured for eternity."

  • @korg13
    @korg13 4 дня назад +13

    He has converted me from being an Atheist to being an Atheist.

  • @Gnome_with_no_name
    @Gnome_with_no_name 4 дня назад +4

    Hell is a road trip with this character.

  • @leotheberserker3969
    @leotheberserker3969 4 дня назад +8

    Not gonna lie, that was one of the WORST videos I've EVEN seen. About anything! If it wasn't for SkepTick's editing, I would've fallen asleep!

  • @TheOwlman
    @TheOwlman 4 дня назад +9

    This is what happens when you make technology simple to use, incoherent simpletons use it. Time to go back to the days of the tech nerd and at least give them a few hurdles to negotiate.

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico 4 дня назад

      Sadly this is also how QAnon has become a legitimate political party.

    • @JefferyTheriault
      @JefferyTheriault 3 дня назад

      Yes, manual transmissions seem to keep me more focused on driving safely. I'm not sure exactly why, but there it is.

  • @Robert-the-atheist
    @Robert-the-atheist 4 дня назад

    Keep up the great work!!!

  • @no-one3804
    @no-one3804 3 дня назад +2

    1k cows? How big is that burger?

  • @korg13
    @korg13 4 дня назад +8

    the meaning of life the universe and everything 42

    • @naomiandtommccabe
      @naomiandtommccabe 4 дня назад

      Don’t panic,

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico 4 дня назад +1

      Which is how fast he was going in a 30 zone before a bowl of petunias smashed into his hood.
      Or, alternate joke: he has as much a chance of making a coherent argument in favor of Christianity than mastering the ability to fly by throwing himself at the ground and missing. We could power the Infinite Improbability Drive with his rhetoric.

  • @pigpuke
    @pigpuke 4 дня назад +3

    First off, I can make 1000 burgers from _one_ cow. Second, even if the hypothetical numbers were true - it would have nothing to do with morals to not starve to death.

  • @Gnome_with_no_name
    @Gnome_with_no_name 4 дня назад +24

    All this word salad and no dressing…

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 4 дня назад

      So, you call a dressing of dumb no dressing...

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 4 дня назад +4

    Leaf be upon Lisa!!!

  • @jonathanross2304
    @jonathanross2304 4 дня назад +2

    It's like "I'm 14 and this is deep" Christian edition

  • @martinurbani
    @martinurbani 3 дня назад +2

    At the end it always boils down to the fear of dying. Yawn 🥱

  • @chrisdurhammusicchannel
    @chrisdurhammusicchannel 4 дня назад +3

    He must have done his converting magic right after he lulled me to sleep... 😴😴

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 4 дня назад +6

    Well, at least he's wearing a seatbelt while making a video while driving.

  • @OrenArieli
    @OrenArieli 4 дня назад +7

    If only these videos could be submitted as evidence of distracted driving, we might be rid of the car pundits once and for all. And our roads would be safer to boot.

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 2 дня назад +1

    Cartheist: "You can't have morality without God."
    Same Cartheist: "I want to find my own morality."

  • @Thirdbase9
    @Thirdbase9 4 дня назад +13

    That's a big hamburger.

    • @scottdelahunt586
      @scottdelahunt586 4 дня назад +6

      The Triple Quarter-Tonner, and that's just one cow.

    • @kentspeak465
      @kentspeak465 4 дня назад +3

      yup, that's an oversized meaning sandwich ,not a fan . Not a fan of word salad either, and I never tried this one but Im pretty sure I wouldnt like verbal patties.

    • @Kelvin-c9h
      @Kelvin-c9h 4 дня назад

      ​@@kentspeak465I love a nice salad.. alternatively , I'd love to punch a word salad into fertiliser !

  • @barringtonthelast
    @barringtonthelast 3 дня назад +3

    Not often you see a parrot driving a car.

  • @ericmishima
    @ericmishima 4 дня назад +7

    first engagement 🎉

  • @ke6nber
    @ke6nber 4 дня назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @kariannecrysler640
    @kariannecrysler640 4 дня назад +7

    I see a future atheist there

    • @Kelvin-c9h
      @Kelvin-c9h 4 дня назад

      He's not intelligent enough to reach new world monkey levels..😂

  • @ronrolfsen3977
    @ronrolfsen3977 3 дня назад +1

    5:33 It does indeed make me question how a God can be considered moral if they punish to eternal damnation for eating meat on one specific day. But I guess he and him question different things about stuff like that.

  • @Andymartin1175
    @Andymartin1175 4 дня назад +19

    I'm sorry but Luke's actually right here... It's not a good idea to eat immediately before the gym. You don't want to feel stuffed and bloated while trying to smash out a leg day 😁

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 4 дня назад +2

      but can you eat afterwards? because I would be very hungry

    • @Andymartin1175
      @Andymartin1175 4 дня назад +2

      @@Soapy-chan Oh yes. Eat like a King afterwards! 💪

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or 4 дня назад +3

      27 Minutes and it's the only thing he's even close to being right about, and at that he didn't explain it.
      Trying to come up with something about a blind hog and an acorn here.

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan 4 дня назад

      @@Andymartin1175 yay

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 4 дня назад +4

      Why not eat instead of the gym?

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 4 дня назад +1

    Dual Control Car.
    His Driving Instructor frantically keeping the vehicle on the road.

  • @scottmcloud257
    @scottmcloud257 2 дня назад +1

    He did a fine job of explaining values evolve, not given in an absolute form by a high deity. I don't think he meant to.

  • @gregslingland3576
    @gregslingland3576 4 дня назад +3

    Stopped at 14:51. Does he ever get to the point after that?

  • @Shea4059
    @Shea4059 4 дня назад +2

    Guy explains how morality evolves, guy then explains that morality is absolute (with some grey areas) ... my head is gonna explode

  • @archapmangcmg
    @archapmangcmg 4 дня назад +2

    Luke has convinced me...
    That cartheists should be locked up for dangerous driving.

  • @LeonSandoval
    @LeonSandoval 2 дня назад

    Man was hoping his youth pastor would see this and ask him to be guest speaker next week.

  • @TrussAdams
    @TrussAdams 4 дня назад +2

    I hate to tell him this, but by the time you go and buy that hamburger, it's already way too late for that cow.

  • @Void100-v3x
    @Void100-v3x 4 дня назад +18

    As a Christian I love your videos!

    • @OceanusHelios
      @OceanusHelios 4 дня назад +11

      As an atheist I'm glad you wrote a straight forward and earnest comment, instead of a long rambling sermon with excerpts from the bible and trying to use the comment section as some form of veiled threat to demonize atheists and poison the well on what we atheists supposedly all think and do.

    • @Void100-v3x
      @Void100-v3x 4 дня назад +3

      @@OceanusHelios Yeah those who do that are not real christians they are what Paul calls "false apostles."

    • @OceanusHelios
      @OceanusHelios 4 дня назад

      @Void100-v3x If you say so. It's not my job to say what a real Christian is or not as they aren't my responsibility. Also, since I have zero interest or concern that the religion even survives, I just wish they would see how badly it reflects on themselves as individuals. To people in the general public and wider world they often seem a bit deranged.

    • @Kelvin-c9h
      @Kelvin-c9h 4 дня назад

      ​@Void100-v3xok ..you are a self-delusion fantasist that calls out other religious fantasist... because (I am the law, says you..)...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Slartifartblast
      @Slartifartblast 4 дня назад +5

      I've got a brother who's a Christian and a sister who's a Janet... 🤔

  • @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084
    @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084 3 дня назад +1

    He said ''people need a conscience'' which i found interesting since i don't believe i have one or ever have had. I'm 43 now, and despite being naughty in my 20s and early 30s, I have yet to experience the emotion people call guilt, or remorse, but I have a lot of empathy, which rules psychopathy out, and i have been trying to find out the correct term for this type of thing with myself but haven't found it yet. i am very friendly, kind and get on well with all who know me, very popular, but guilt is missing. Which made going to catholic confession as a 9-year-old if i recall the age right, nothing more than a game to me.

    • @Goldenhawk583
      @Goldenhawk583 2 дня назад

      Do you feel bad in any way when you accidently hurt someones feelings ( or their body or their property) ? Or do you not see it when that happens?

  • @Crimsonraziel
    @Crimsonraziel 4 дня назад +3

    I never thought I'd miss Low Bar Bill ... >.

  • @darrenwilliams4938
    @darrenwilliams4938 4 дня назад +1

    When I get that stoned I get the munchies.

  • @ladyaj7784
    @ladyaj7784 Час назад

    The visual of throwing babies AT rocks (as opposed to onto the rocks) was kinda funny.

  • @firearm99
    @firearm99 4 дня назад +3

    Two car theist in a row one more you get a free shake

  • @Paladin1478
    @Paladin1478 3 дня назад

    The issue with the importance of life being a theist in my view devalues your life because it's infinite where as if there's no heaven or hell life becomes finite it makes it more special in my view

  • @matthewgordon3281
    @matthewgordon3281 3 дня назад +1

    holy pascal's lame wager. Also, this poor kid keeps losing his train of thought. Waiting to see if there is a point.

  • @bobcatmania
    @bobcatmania 3 дня назад +3

    What in God's holy name are you blubbering about Lebowski???

  • @ddpainting3861
    @ddpainting3861 3 дня назад +1

    What the heck was that guy smoking???