This is Why You Should Go to Church
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Who Dares Say They Believe in God?
There’s plenty wrong with us that needs to be fixed
before we could say that we do, whole heartedly.
Until then, the devil is still at work
and this is not your typical Sunday Sermon.
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『Anime』
• Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood
• Kekkai Sensen (Blood Blockade Battlefront)
• Kids on the Slope
• Soul Eater
• Shokei Shoujo no Virgin Road
• Fate/stay night
• Blue Exorcist
• Black Lagoon
• Toaru
• Fire Force
• Dragon Ball Z
• Trinity Blood
• Trinity Seven
• Arakawa Under the Bridge
• I Want You To Show Me Your Panties With a Disgusted Face
• Konosuba
• Maria the Virgin Witch
• Kill la Kill
• Neon Genesis Evangelion
• Haganai
• High School DxD
• JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
• Black Clover
• Mob Psycho 100
• The.Boondocks
• The Rising of the Shield Hero
• My Hero Academia
• Wonder Egg Priority
• Magical Girl Site
• Naruto
• Tokyo Ghoul
• My Teen Romantic Comedy
• Fruits Basket
• Silent Voice
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『Sources』
• • Bishop T.D. Jakes - Le...
• • Jim Standridge Throws ...
• • SMALL FIRE - Christian...
• • Pastor Riley Addresses...
• • Key & Peele - Georgina...
• • Passive Agressive Nuns
• • MY HOLY CONFESSION STR...
• • Crisis at the Confessi...
• • I'M NOT GAY NO MORE! I...
• • THE GREATEST BIBLE VER...
• • Christopher Hitchens H...
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『Preface』
Characters depicted in my videos are taken out of their original source context to tell new stories that reference either their source material or/and other media. These characters are given new names, are called 'actors' and are the mouth pieces for my anthology based series: Boundary Bridge.
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Thanks for introducing me to T.D. Jakes!
Known about him almost all my life. Very uplifting.
Be careful of T.D. Jakes and his teaching. He preaches the prosperity gospel, modalism, and compromises on biblical truth in other areas as well (Sodomy, the exclusivity of Christ, whether unbelievers go to heaven or not). His teaching might sound attractive, but it's not the Truth and it won't bring you salvation. The Truth is that we are sinners against a perfectly holy and just God, who has rightly condemned us to death and there is only one way to be saved, the Way, Jesus Christ. We must repent of our sins and believe in Christ, then we are saved.
@@spraybottlejim232 thanks Debbie Downer😑
@@jackieboib Friend, I'm not saying this to get you down, I'm saying it because I love you and I want you to have the truth. No matter how inspiring T.D. Jakes might be, he's not giving you the truth of the gospel. The gospel truth will bring you salvation, not dubious motivational speaking.
@@jackieboibnow fam he's right. JD is scam just like all other TV preachers. It's just not how GOD works.
"tell those people. tell 'em."
" I'M NOT GAY NO MORE- "
" I A M _D E L I V E R E D_ "
AMEN to THAt
" Nigga you gay "
I WOULD NOT DATE A MAN!!
@@Xsouplaxy AMEN to THOts
Lol had me dying
"I DONT LIKE MANS NO MORE, I AM DELIVERED"
"WHO TF IS THAT GUY?"
literally killed me
original clip of the snippet: ruclips.net/video/zqLuHB8vX_A/видео.html
Well he's not DiGiorno
Descansa en paz peko...
"They're not supposed to like you! You're not called to fit in! You're called to stand out!" That's my favorite line!
that sounds exactly like something a villain would say to exploit the people's insecurities. would love to see an anime set in the medieval where the mc is a genius and uses dirty tricks, underhanded tactics and religion to rule a country from ground up, sound sick as hell
That’s TD Drakes right there
@nati when they make such an anime, we will call it Overlord
This is valid.
They hated on Jesus remember
Finished church, you know what the pastor said today?
"I hate religion. It stands between men and a relationship with God."
Then I watch this, and in the middle I spit out my drink and go "THERE, HE SAID IT; HE SAID THE THING!"
10/10 Kurosai and church mix like coffee and donuts.
That's honestly a wise pastor. Indeed, religion is the most toxic thing there is, and it prevents people from having a meaningful relationship with their spiritual self and inner peace, because there's just too much bullshit that surrounds it. All these lies written into words in text, all taken like its hand-delivered by god and not printed at a god damn book printing factory in China. As if the Christian bible itself isn't just a collection of stories with lies made convenient for the purposes of oral history or morality and controlling the narrative and the masses. People get lost in that shit instead of paying attention to the message: To love each other, and to take care of our young and weak. Because its easier to think if you pretend like you belong to the in-group long enough you'll somehow get a ticket into fake-afterlife.
Nice
*_HE'S IN BOYS, HE DID IT, HE SAID IT!_*
Yo
You mean when the guyh said he's not gay anymore?
I like to think that these videos are all a part of the same universe, where we get glimpses of what life is like for these people (slumber parties, music production, religion, etc).
well you wouldnt be wrong
When your head canon is already established canon
@@Kurosai I can't wait to see more of this world. =)
The Kurosaiverse, if you would
@@redacted_158 Yes. More of this. Yes.
Man, priests and nuns in anime are just built different than our own.
Especially the nuns.
You haven't gone to enough Church and monasteries then, nor have you spent much time with them. Friars and especially nuns in the real world are built different.
@@aldrichemrys I like priest, they made me discover that I like to put it in my ass when I was a choir boy
@@aldrichemrys what's this supposed to mean, i've never been to church
@@aldrichemrys im scared
@@lessname2184 you should be or they'll Deus Vult your ass.
ngl as a Christian this is genuinely hilarious. praying your hard times with your living situation pass soon
Amen
Amen my brother In Christ
amen
Amen
ew
"Ever since my God given member decided to give me no rest, I decided I would give it no rest" ayo... why did this resonate with me so heavy???
Your ducking name made me do a double take. Now it's in the book. Pro tip: Hershey squirts is not chocolate syrup.
"Hello my child, are here to confess your sins?"
"I was just thinking that a female pope would be interesting"
That really caught me off guard LMAO
i laughed so much cause it fits kazuma's gender equality mindset really well
That was a studio C reference
Let the man speak
@@RenderingUser I believe in TRUE Gender Equality.
does she also molest the choir boys
Kurosai, you actually POPPED OFF with this one, 1000/10
"Ever since I discovered that my god-given male member was gonna give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return."
That is honestly a brilliant line, regardless of where it came from. I'm gonna have to use that in the future for a number of things.
Christopher Hitchens
and I won't tell you which event because you aught to watch them all
Sounds like the words of someone into CBT
I relate to this quote on a spiritual level bc that is the exact way I live my life.
Christopher Hitchens is one of the greatest rhetoricians to ever live. When Jerry Falwell passed, his response was "if they gave him an enema before he died he could have been buried in a matchbox" lmao. To this day that is my favorite insult of all time.
does this preach masturbation or should I go to sleep already
"I'M NOT GAY! I would not date a man! I'll fuck til you love me fa-"
This line sent me into tears. I'll give this a 11/10.
If Church Service was this interesting, I'd be going every Sunday.
Pick a Summer. Visit the Bible Belt. Find the most balanced building-to-congregation ratio. Preferably with a school close by.
@@JayTohab we both know that no Yankee can survive the south in the summer, they take one step down here and their lungs get filled with the hot soup we call air and they drown right on the spot lmao
Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be SAVED! Neither is there salvation in any other! Get a king james bible and believe. Read John. Read Matthew.
no kidding!
You've never been to black church have you 🫡
"-Where does evil come from?
-Religion."
That says alot about our society.
It doesn’t come from religion it comes from the minds of ppl who made religion don’t blame it on something that cannot be created without a creator
@@24heavy69 you missed the wit of the response. not everything needs to be literal for it to make a point.
Religion can be anything you want
We really do live in one!
I like it because it could be interpreted a couple of different ways. St. Paul said that if the law had not been given, there would be no such thing as sin, because people had to know what sin was before it could exist. So in that sense, evil literally comes from religion, even according to Christianity. But you could also interpreted it to mean that religion itself is evil and the source of evil, which is probably the way most people would take it (and is probably the intended interpretation in context). However, even that second interpretation doesn’t have to mean that religion is always bad-it could simply be a dramatic way of making the point that it’s often warped and misused.
“You change your hair they didn’t like you”
“You change your clothes they don’t like you”
“You move neighborhoods and they don’t like you”
“you never could figure out why they didn’t like you”
“They’re not supposed to like you”
“Your not called to fit in!”
“Your called to stand out!”
Why is it catchy lmao
Why do I suddenly have an urge to go to church after what's been, like, 10 years
That is called inspiration, go in the name of the holy DEEEZ NUUU--- ahhum I meant Spirits yes spirits
You be like: is it like dis in church? Lets go see...😂
Can confirm, services do have this energy from time to time.
To confess your sins and BE DELIVERED
Just prepare to meet the creationists... Again...
Doing Gods work brother. Amen
All in name of thee holy nut 🥜 🥛
@@PopTap Amen my brother
@@PopTap Amen
@@PopTap *AMEN*
@@PopTap amen🙏
The day Kurosai misses is the day the Devil wins
And he can't because he just got exorcised
The amount of work that you put into this must have been brutal,I can’t imagine how many hours this might have took to make,hope you got to rest a little wile but ether way,it was amazing😁👍🏾
Even as a Catholic I can say that this is quality work.
Same
Same
Especially as a Catholic
Same
Purely satire but still charming and funny
The disjointed bafflement kind of makes it flow better somehow, idk how. The lack of a through line, _creates_ a through line, forcing the brain to piece together the themes in all these scenes, between characters who might never have existed on the same cel. insane. Genuine art.
i want to go further
@@Kurosai please do
As a Christian, I believe I can speak for us all by saying, this was a work of art
My believe in Jesus Christ our Lord and savior has grown stronger it's over 9000%
This could be one of the last heavily efforted videos in awhile.
Had to look for more money after an eviction so I'll be editing for another channel. Stretching it thin.
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Had to pause my one piece to watch this, I am thoroughly confused on the plot and it was worth
Thanks man, could tell how much effort you put in, this was one of your best, top 3 in my books. Stay strong brother and keep on that grind.
Amen
I love you in a platonic way
This is LEAST EFFORT????
This was crazy and I loved it. It has inspired me to create a church just like that and make sure every Sunday will be memorable for all for years to come. Amen.
You really took "we could make a religion out of this" and ran with it
That went... SO MUCH deeper than I ever could have expected.
I know right? Satire is just truth with a flavor humor
No lie, this actually makes me want to go to church. Fantastic video creation.
This has to be your most indepth one yet. I’ve gotta watch it a few more times to fully process it
It's up there but not quite. One year Later is still the only video that combines my personal timeline as an editor into autobiography form and foreshadows several videos after it. And the technology applied in that video over shadows everything on the channel.
@@Kurosai ah yes. I forgot about that one. Loved that as well
@@Kurosai who is the one who keept saying gergoina and who the one she Said it to
A truly beautiful masterpiece.
1:32 I swear this fucking sent me. The voice muffling was too damn good
this man just put 20 anime's together in a single video. Respect.
“Ever since I discovered that my God-given male member was gonna give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.”
“Let’s call it ‘evil.’ Where does evil come from?”
“Religion.”
This man is so based, he’s giving Kurosai a run for his money 🤣
The man was Christopher Hitchens, many based things, very based man
@@purplepioneer5644 Aaaahhhh, that makes so much sense now that I know that. Oh yes, man was based as fuck and way ahead of his time
These edits are always on point for me. So happy to see you back.
The Sunday Service We really needed 🙏🏽🗿
Yeah this video has more chaotic energy than the rest. I can tell your mind on overload lately lol. I hope you’re resting a decent amount, I know it’s been rough lately.
The theme is religion so yeah lol.
The priest in Fate is actually an executioner
and the sister in Virgin Road is also an executioner so that's the basis of the video.
These are no longer shit posts.
These are genuine works of art.
2:55 "where does evil come from"
him: "religion"
me: OO- cough, insert meme "OOOOOOOOOOHH!!"
"YOU'RE NOT CALLED TO FIT IN, YOU'RE CALLED TO STAND OUT"
Hardest line in history
christians cooked with that one
It feels like I watched a short movie in just four minutes.
Now that's talent.
Big Brother Kurosai popped off on this one.
"ever since i discovered that my male member would give me no piece i decided i would give it no rest"
gaddamn what a quote
"Even though I walk through the Darkest Valley, I fear no evil. For I am the Master of my Fate."
FUCKING COLD BRO
"I say that homosexuality is not just a form of sex, it's a form of love and it deserves our respect for that reason."
I'm n a community with a lot of gay guys in it and I'm considering showing them this video.
@Theo Paidi Yes. There is hardly enough of it in this world. We live in a world where the moment we became cool enough to create fireworks we decided to turn them into bombs. Love is all we have left worthy of respect.
Love is not sodomy, is it?
@@shadflakes1 "It's a form of love and it deserves our respect for that reason."
Besides, what God would put the male G Spot in the butthole?
It’s a form of lust not love
@@nosymf I don't think you get to dictate what and how people express love to each other. That's between the two. :)
And if God made them gay, that means God is pretty gay himself. ;)
I don’t even go to church anymore and this vid sent me!! Funny and motivational that was better than any church service I have or ever could’ve experienced in life
Wild how well you wove in a cohesive narrative with this amount of absurd shit happening. One non sequitur after another, and still mixed in was some real truth. Loved it lmao
Kurosai was a bit too quiet for a while there, no +7 hour live streams, but it nice to see u back
this video took about 4 weeks to finish
@@Kurosai Thank you for making all these videos for us
This is the epitome of "the power of God and anime."
*Amen peko...*
As a Christian this had me rolling bro. Was *not* expecting the verses at the end there ngl. Awesome video as always Kurosai.
I wanted to comment on how masterfully this video is made... then i realised that the video is 4min and 20 seconds long, and i have not even a tad bit comprehended the full extent of its virtuoso
Beautiful. Thank you.
As a devout christian I can say that this is exactly what we go through every sunday.
The whole Crystal part is the best one for me, "That bitch ass Lucifer" and "Am gonna flirt with the devil"made me laugh so much XD
Do u know the anime they from
@@darthjarjarbinks2480 nope
Praise the lord! Hallelujah! My brothers and sisters!
I don't know if the intent for these is just humor from dubbing over different animes, but I'm getting chills watchin some of these. You sure have a talent in that regard.
humor helps but innovation in the arts is what we strive for
I love the quick shots of people eating and drinking in the background. Really adds to the atmosphere
Personally, after reviewing every video Kurosai has made, this one still remains to be my favorite
good pick
ngl that preach at 3:03 went hard
This shit is beautiful, enough to make a grown man cry
this is probably a top 3 in terms of shitposts youve ever done bro. It was beautiful
Clearly a lot of effort behind this one, great stuff as always!
From the streets she rises. And from the streets shall she return. - Black man with red and black air forces.
The part with Kirei (the Priest, performing an exorcism) at the end was almost as good as the original. But pretty badass nonetheless
The hand of the diligent will rule while the slothful will be put to forced labor. Do not be conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your minds so that you may discern what is the will of God. Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I fear no evil. Kyrie Eleison.
This is definitely one of my favorites
This was the best sermon yet. Amen 🙏
The opening was actually inspiring
"Told myself, 'fuck the world, kid. Just do what you like'. Go and have a food fight. Start yourself a new life, you're too bright to be inside a bunch of mediocrity."
cannot describe how much the intro made me think of this
Amen, this is known worldwide now. Great work!
amen blessed brothers and sisters.
ON A SUNDAY TOO? Bro I mean this too the bottom of my heart, you are the best content creators out here man, highly underated.
This the best church advertisement I've ever seen
you know you're far gone when you know what 1:37 is from...
ICONIC ending
1:39 Yep, that's Kazuma.
As a Christian this is the funniest shit I've seen 🤣
This shit got me crying 😭
Amen
As a catholic, I think this is really an incredible job.
This touched the same sense of joy I would experience back when I actually enjoyed going to church. Cheers for that.
"Ever since I discovered that my God given male member was gonna give me no peace...
...I decided to give it no rest in return."
Outstanding move
This is edited insanly good, amazing
Kirei always got that endgame in mind
"I am the Master of my Fate." That shit sounded crisp and amazing
It's 4:20 in the morning and I am glad to watch yet another Kurosai masterpiece.
Do whatever you have to. We'll all still be here. Sending good vibes your way.
How is this so hilarious yet so epic at the same time
Edit: I’ve watched this five times so far today
"I just think that a female pope would be interesting."
also
"I steal things."
-Scott Sterling
BRO! Exorcist daddy as voiced by Christopher Hitchens? Amazing. Incredible.
The effort in this made me cry, I LOVE YOUR CONTENT TOO MUCH MAN
The Sunday church upload already got me praying this ain’t the last one
1:17 I hear Flowey’s laugh!
my god this is a master piece
Good job kuro much more to be done I'll be looking forward to your next work
1:30 LMAO that audio change made me crack up
Always makes my day 10x better
It's Sunday morning and I'm back! Really appreciating the use of "epic bible reader guy" at the end combined with those clips, honestly his voice gives me chills. Also "hello my child" never gets old, it immediately takes you to a different setting, a much more chill relaxed setting, and then throws you out a few lines later.
love how you posted this while I was in church
This was all over the place and I LOVED IT!
2:14 XD that laugh 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 reminds me of that taco bell or burn in hell video lololol
I would go to church everyday if it was like this
Having no Alexander Anderson is a shame really.