MARK GOLDBRIDGE BIGGEST RAGES OF THE SEASON 2020/21

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  • @spikeyeman4681
    @spikeyeman4681 2 года назад +3299

    "He couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom" that is absolutely genius thank you Mark

    • @kukunase1686
      @kukunase1686 2 года назад +244

      i swear the guy is the king of analogies

    • @philipjoyce8817
      @philipjoyce8817 2 года назад +176

      I like the "he couldnt mark a piece of paper with muddy hands" aha

    • @JBrown_Trivium
      @JBrown_Trivium 2 года назад +30

      It's one of the oldest analogies going. He didn't make it up 😂

    • @kirilmihaylov1934
      @kirilmihaylov1934 2 года назад +21

      @@JBrown_Trivium it is a good one though

    • @nestface4705
      @nestface4705 2 года назад +3

      I'm stealing that

  • @SWJ_
    @SWJ_ 2 года назад +2144

    *ABsolute* count: 247
    Desk Bangs: 68
    Priceless Analogies: 103

    • @lgzy0202
      @lgzy0202 2 года назад +43

      StanBridge

    • @dreadn0ught_k
      @dreadn0ught_k 2 года назад +86

      Excellent statkeeping

    • @aniketrout3423
      @aniketrout3423 2 года назад +70

      Bloody is another common one😂 must be there 70-80 times

    • @Ristofec
      @Ristofec 2 года назад +64

      “I can’t believe this”
      “Disgrace”
      “Prat”
      He’s got a whole bag of these 😂

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 2 года назад +28

      @@Ristofec 'who's marking who!?'

  • @mattm7777
    @mattm7777 2 года назад +2574

    6-1 Spurs must’ve peaked Mark Goldbridge’s Blood pressure

    • @AR-ei3fs
      @AR-ei3fs 2 года назад +82

      Get out Harry Maguire, piss off Harry Maguire u useless piece of 💩

    • @ammarhaziq919
      @ammarhaziq919 2 года назад +45

      after watching Maguire pull down Shaw lol

    • @masere
      @masere 2 года назад +25

      He will have cheered up a few hours later when Liverpool lost 7-2

    • @barry1369
      @barry1369 2 года назад +3

      I remember watching this game thinking none of their defenders are good enough. 6-1 game I think is why Ole has been quite defensive this season

    • @haaland1103
      @haaland1103 2 года назад

      lmao

  • @kukunase1686
    @kukunase1686 2 года назад +1422

    "Who's marking Demba Ba?!" always get gets me everytime XD XD

    • @scousefcburkito6523
      @scousefcburkito6523 2 года назад +50

      bringin terrible memories back...

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 2 года назад +56

      EVERY damn time. Then he calls them Besiktas cause he forgot their name😂😂😂 demba ba really provided us with gold this season😂😂

    • @tobymarks9211
      @tobymarks9211 2 года назад +5

      @@scousefcburkito6523 😭😭😂

    • @domjayceon9877
      @domjayceon9877 2 года назад +4

      that goal was a joke i remember

    • @safe8176
      @safe8176 2 года назад +1

      @@scousefcburkito6523 I’m in severe tremendous pain

  • @Erstadol
    @Erstadol 2 года назад +566

    Best thing about this is that it starts with De Gea saving a pen😄

    • @ViperReports
      @ViperReports 2 года назад +5

      Was that the last pen he saved?? Cursed 😂😂

    • @mrvelic8523
      @mrvelic8523 2 года назад +44

      @@ViperReports nah I dont think he saved it actually, the last one was 4 years ago, that one was canceled

    • @joshg7046
      @joshg7046 2 года назад +1

      @@ViperReports yes but the save got wiped from him because he was off his line

  • @asddsa27
    @asddsa27 2 года назад +992

    "Get rid of harry maguire !!!"
    best part ever
    😂

    • @sigmanerd8553
      @sigmanerd8553 2 года назад +40

      “Heads the ball like a bloody balloon”

    • @paulparnishbaruah373
      @paulparnishbaruah373 2 года назад +6

      The best of the lot!! Even I felt bad for Harry after this rent!! 😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @gg5575
      @gg5575 2 года назад +13

      "Useless ABSOLUTELY useless" is the best line

    • @oscar22yt
      @oscar22yt 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @projecttracer6039
      @projecttracer6039 2 года назад +1

      I almost died at that part😂😂

  • @sorryforyourIoss
    @sorryforyourIoss 2 года назад +734

    That first shout though, scared the sh*t out of me ngl hahaha

    • @liamb8015
      @liamb8015 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ 2 года назад +12

      Eardrumbridge

    • @kcee5733
      @kcee5733 2 года назад

      It really did lmao

    • @hrydayshah5998
      @hrydayshah5998 2 года назад +2

      My volume was on max. I had a heart attack.

    • @Nix-nb3zn
      @Nix-nb3zn 2 года назад

      same!

  • @ShubhamDwivedi19
    @ShubhamDwivedi19 2 года назад +2041

    00:01- De Gea Saves Penalty against Palace
    00:55- Penalty Check
    1:09- Palace awarded penalty again
    2:03- Zaha makes it 3-1
    3:02- Brighton Equalizer(2-2)
    3:53- Maguire Blunders (1-1 Spurs)
    5:13- Maguire Blunders again(2-1)
    6:34- Martial Red Card
    8:03- Spurs 4-1
    8:54- Arsenal 1-0
    9:31- Demba Ba Scores (1-0 Istanbul)
    10:30- 2-0 Istanbul
    12:21- Southampton 1-0
    13:34- RB Leipzig 1-0
    14:51- Get Rid of Harry Maguire😂(3-0 Leipzig)
    16:12- Sheffield United 2-1
    17:09- Leicester 2-1
    (Bonus: 18:10- Goldbridge showing his FIFA card🤣)

  • @mufcforlife4746
    @mufcforlife4746 2 года назад +94

    8:13 I'm looking at son dancing like a smug sh*t 😭

  • @deveshanparumaul3569
    @deveshanparumaul3569 2 года назад +329

    6:20 This analogy ended me ☠️😭😭😭

  • @adamjaws1821
    @adamjaws1821 2 года назад +367

    3:57 kills me every time😂😂

    • @Krypticmaster
      @Krypticmaster 2 года назад +21

      You useless piece of sh.t🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 I'm dying😭

    • @igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979
      @igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979 2 года назад +24

      Maguire was awful in that Tottenham game he dragged his own player down and didn’t even clear the ball

  • @tompurewal3754
    @tompurewal3754 2 года назад +108

    5:33 aged perfectly 😂😂😂

    • @billybob4159
      @billybob4159 2 года назад +21

      Honestly United could get Messi and neymar and we’d still put in ass performances

  • @jesus-yc1jt
    @jesus-yc1jt 2 года назад +310

    14:05 the way he moved his arms killed me💀😂

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 2 года назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AG-wf4mu
      @AG-wf4mu 2 года назад +7

      Slow mo 😂

    • @fc_oofmanyt6501
      @fc_oofmanyt6501 5 месяцев назад +2

      Flapping around like a bat stuck in porridge 😂😂😂😂

  • @MadSanta141712
    @MadSanta141712 2 года назад +402

    The fact that they managed to come 2nd in the league with such performances is simply astonishing

    • @ClassicHarleyQuinn
      @ClassicHarleyQuinn 2 года назад +19

      We (Liverpool) came 3rd. Anything can happen.

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 2 года назад +26

      It's because everyone else is even worse lol. I'm a Liverpool fan and on form we deserved to finish 6th

    • @caleblim6890
      @caleblim6890 2 года назад +22

      Because no club in the EPL has managed to be consistently good.
      Lampard’s Chelsea tactically misfired for half a season before Tuchel came in to right the ship, Arsenal have been consistently bad, Leicester keep dropping points especially as Vardy’s goals dried up, City never came to life until Dias came in, and still they get caught on the counter like against United and Brighton, Liverpool....yeah enough said for them this season, Spurs dipped all the way down the hell once Mourinho decided to revert to defence after Liverpool beat them, and West Ham never had the squad quality to keep up their run.

    • @laurentbk9824
      @laurentbk9824 2 года назад +4

      Because they are varchester united

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 года назад +1

      💯💯😂😂

  • @aldrago9768
    @aldrago9768 2 года назад +363

    14:51 this is the best for me by a mile 😂

  • @igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979
    @igotktfobyafoot-stomper3979 2 года назад +107

    5:22 This defence in wubbish 🤣

  • @michaelfisher7159
    @michaelfisher7159 Год назад +57

    Iconic lines & analogies
    0:06- GO ON DAVE!
    2:17- Bloody musical statues
    3:22- Garden Gnome FC on sleeping pills
    3:57- Get out/piss off Harry Maguire
    6:24- Newborn lamb analogy
    7:04- Cancel football!
    9:01- Look at him dancing as well, tosser!
    9:36- Who’s marking Demba Ba?!
    10:30- ABSOLUTE SHIT
    10:38- Halloween analogy
    10:54- He couldn’t pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom 😂
    11:26- Couldn’t tackle a packet of Wotsits 😂😂
    14:05- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
    14:51- GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIRE!!!
    16:02- Kick the Emmerdale music in
    17:30- Like a bloody hobbit wearing Timberlands in the deep end of the swimming pool 😂😂

  • @mrlee-dawg6300
    @mrlee-dawg6300 2 года назад +75

    "coudnt pour water out of a jug if a gave him the instructions on the bottom" had me in creases

  • @fatman7923
    @fatman7923 2 года назад +185

    9:34 still kills me how he spelt Istanbul and also how he rages.

  • @Mayurd53
    @Mayurd53 2 года назад +22

    7:04 cancel football 😂😂😂

  • @vishakharajanc1850
    @vishakharajanc1850 2 года назад +78

    Legend says he still can’t believe it😂😂😂.

    • @Ristofec
      @Ristofec 2 года назад +1

      Up the Reds

  • @j.3o21
    @j.3o21 2 года назад +141

    Someone with a lot of time on there hands, should go back and find out who gets abused the most all season eg....
    Maguire 346
    Lindelof 289
    Fred 251
    Whole defence 504
    Rashford 214
    Martial 85
    Pogba 137
    VAR 94

    • @jm763cbdh3
      @jm763cbdh3 2 года назад +38

      The desk 765

    • @haaland1103
      @haaland1103 2 года назад +2

      @@jm763cbdh3 😂😂

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 года назад +1

      @@jm763cbdh3 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 2 года назад

      @@jm763cbdh3 Goated comment

  • @anamikaghosh5645
    @anamikaghosh5645 2 года назад +71

    Harry maguire defending like a newborn lamb stopping a hungry pack of wolves eating a crispy cream donut .......this got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mustfaakmush9498
    @mustfaakmush9498 2 года назад +146

    Where’s the one where he reacts to every goal conceded that got the highest votes in the poll

  • @jaysreacts
    @jaysreacts 2 года назад +124

    14:52 “Harry Maguire, GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIRE”😂😂that is hillarious 😄

    • @jamiehall-hanlon3104
      @jamiehall-hanlon3104 2 года назад +4

      Funniest clip I’ve ever seen of Mark 🤣

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sebe11o
      @sebe11o 2 года назад +1

      Maguire has been so consistenly crap that Mark does't get this angry anymore lol

  • @obstute1270
    @obstute1270 2 года назад +57

    17:30 oh my days 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @daveyk1059
    @daveyk1059 2 года назад +54

    This man has made my season. Unbelievable content

  • @yurinavti9152
    @yurinavti9152 2 года назад +13

    “Newborn lamb trying to stop a hungry pack of wolves from eating the last crispy crème donut “ 😂😂😂😂

    • @yassirali9280
      @yassirali9280 Год назад

      This finished me 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bokangreacts843
    @bokangreacts843 2 года назад +27

    "Get rid of harry maguire !!!" is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LordOfTheMings1
    @LordOfTheMings1 2 года назад +84

    Dads when there mate dave is having a scrap at the bar 0:05

  • @manutdlists2442
    @manutdlists2442 2 года назад +23

    10:49 KG's soundboard 😂😂

  • @dakshsharma8154
    @dakshsharma8154 2 года назад +56

    You forgot about the Everton game. Godfrey shouting f**k off😂😂

  • @daverodriguez3659
    @daverodriguez3659 2 года назад +34

    10:30 gets me every time 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Artini_Breww
      @Artini_Breww 2 года назад +4

      Yep this whole sequence is perfect by Mark. I repeat this one constantly. "You've come as a ghost haven't ya?" "No I'm Harry Maguire in a full kit." Always kills me

  • @ricardodossantosnortman3167
    @ricardodossantosnortman3167 2 года назад +44

    Like a bloody Hobbit wearing Timbalands in the deep end of a swimming pool 😂

  • @fc_oofmanyt6501
    @fc_oofmanyt6501 2 года назад +91

    I knew this was coming out at some point, never fails to make me laugh

  • @matrixmdog
    @matrixmdog 2 года назад +52

    Looking forward to this 🤣😂🤣😂😅

  • @lebomakhubedu6376
    @lebomakhubedu6376 2 года назад +12

    "You've come as a ghost haven't you?"
    That one had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emilycarter4543
    @emilycarter4543 2 года назад +14

    Been waiting for this 👍🏻

  • @andrewburns2833
    @andrewburns2833 2 года назад +15

    Mark, you’re one of a very small number of Utd supporters I’d happily have a drink with.
    Keep up the great work.

  • @poweRaack
    @poweRaack 2 года назад +15

    the 1-6 was an inflexion point in the Golbridgeverse. Never have I ever searched his channel as quicky to see the reaction as that day

    • @jefferysweaty6028
      @jefferysweaty6028 Год назад

      Probably Maguires worst game, I remember watching the Leipzig reaction and that was the peak for me

  • @lilhaziq
    @lilhaziq 2 года назад +6

    WE NEED THIS

  • @jaydenross7642
    @jaydenross7642 2 года назад +4

    Whenever I’m feeling down I watch this to make my day

  • @mughilanlio5992
    @mughilanlio5992 2 года назад +12

    I do not know why, everytime I watch Mark's reaction video, I calm me down. Especially whenever I feel angry or stress

  • @michaelconnor4291
    @michaelconnor4291 2 года назад +1

    This keeps getting better and better keep up the good work 😂

  • @simcard940
    @simcard940 2 года назад +7

    "Back your man"😂😂

  • @MrPrathamesh160
    @MrPrathamesh160 2 года назад +27

    Mark Goldbridge and his analogies while raging, a match made in heaven 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tanieramanaia6186
    @tanieramanaia6186 2 года назад +11

    Couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions were on the bottom 🤣🤣

  • @upunderhunting3872
    @upunderhunting3872 2 года назад +3

    9:44 “ beskitas or whatever they’re bloody called “ 😂😂

  • @elclassico6388
    @elclassico6388 2 года назад +32

    14:05 had me dying😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Liam2029
    @Liam2029 2 года назад +58

    He blames Harry Maguire for almost every goal in this video. Sums up his time at United.

  • @blxck_shelby
    @blxck_shelby 2 года назад +4

    Great vid!!😂😂😂😂

  • @pmpdaddyt1218
    @pmpdaddyt1218 2 года назад +13

    "Who's marking Demba Ba!!!"
    My favorite Goldbridge line EVER!
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @benito0072
      @benito0072 2 года назад +1

      Mmm is it ur best over the iconic Pink Boots?

  • @theimmortal9873
    @theimmortal9873 2 года назад +7

    I’ve never clicked on a video this fast 😂😂

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 2 года назад +7

    Lmao. Ole gave us a horrible season but the moments with goldbridge yelling 'what is he doing!!?' made it well worth watching😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @philipjoyce8817
    @philipjoyce8817 2 года назад +10

    As an American I thoroughly enjoy the phrases brits use aha so awesome!

  • @simbarocksone
    @simbarocksone 2 года назад +1

    I’ve just clicked on the video and I know that this video is gold! 😂

  • @pastorfred587
    @pastorfred587 2 года назад

    this video sent back so much of my ptsd for this season.

  • @301gobluehailmich1
    @301gobluehailmich1 2 года назад

    Lol love watching these..... just pray we have a huge summer

  • @kylerichardson6905
    @kylerichardson6905 2 года назад +3

    After the stress of the season nothing is funnier than seeing these😂

  • @elclassico6388
    @elclassico6388 2 года назад +11

    5:35 wondering how did mark already predicted this 👀

  • @Jose-wd6kn
    @Jose-wd6kn 2 года назад +8

    17:26 "that midfield is out of its depth like a bloody hobbit wearing timberlands in the deep end of a swimming pool" HOLD MEEEEEEE LOOOOLLLLL

  • @shomgerry
    @shomgerry 2 года назад

    I needed this 😂😂🙌🏿

  • @lebomakhubedu6376
    @lebomakhubedu6376 2 года назад +5

    I've never seen a funnier middle finger than goldbridge's🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lucadegabriele6394
    @lucadegabriele6394 2 года назад +4

    Been through good and bad times! Proud to be a Man United Fan

  • @michaelperalta6197
    @michaelperalta6197 2 года назад +16

    I always laugh at 'GET RID OF HARRY MAGUIREEE' like his face changes so suddenly

  • @SuperRav1000
    @SuperRav1000 2 года назад

    We need that 2nd part ASAP !!

  • @benrichardson1395
    @benrichardson1395 2 года назад +8

    This was very good 👍👏mark goldbridge

  • @momalo1623
    @momalo1623 2 года назад

    I love this so much

  • @alfutd5629
    @alfutd5629 2 года назад +5

    9:53 “memories of slippy g”😭🤣

  • @haaland1103
    @haaland1103 2 года назад +4

    united vs istanbul,tottenham and leipzig is prime goldbridge rage

  • @kduxliverpool765
    @kduxliverpool765 2 года назад

    Love this channel....

  • @seb5696
    @seb5696 2 года назад +5

    So glad we get another yr of this with ole at the wheel

  • @mohammeda7731
    @mohammeda7731 2 года назад +6

    Knew this was going to happen. 🤣🤣

  • @gawdhelpus304
    @gawdhelpus304 2 года назад

    Mark you are the salvation of mankind! I exist to oppose United with my every fibre but you confirm to me that it’s the club we follow that separates people ! When my wife says ‘why do you get so carried away? It’s just a game! I show her this and say “it’s not just me, and this poor soul follows United!” underneath we are all the same ! It matters ! Keep it up ! 😂👊

  • @matthewmoradian2052
    @matthewmoradian2052 2 года назад +12

    For someone who speaks highly of Maguire he sure used to hate his guts 🤣

    • @machoochoo
      @machoochoo 2 года назад

      we had to blame someone in defense bc DDG always saving our arses

    • @machoochoo
      @machoochoo 2 года назад

      and idk why he didn't blame lindelof

    • @soccerdude12793
      @soccerdude12793 2 года назад

      I mean he was complete shit in the first half of the season

    • @larshann3412
      @larshann3412 2 года назад

      @@machoochoo he always blames lindelöf. In The start of the video you have som proof.

  • @squidly1369
    @squidly1369 2 года назад +6

    5:32 this aged unbelievably well

  • @mahmoudhoteit2706
    @mahmoudhoteit2706 2 года назад

    Legend

  • @rapip3348
    @rapip3348 2 года назад +7

    mark has keep me away from depression

  • @robloxplayer5830
    @robloxplayer5830 2 года назад

    Your the BEST

  • @andysmyth1211
    @andysmyth1211 2 года назад +4

    You've come as ghost harry haven't you?
    No it's me in my kit
    I near died 😂

  • @pekar43
    @pekar43 2 года назад +45

    Goldbridge: Dean Henderson whooo!!!!!
    Him second later: visible depression

  • @kwl189
    @kwl189 2 года назад

    Legit I’m dead 😵 with this video 😂😂🥲🤣🤣 the first goal United and Maguire concede to Spurs is priceless.

  • @thecorona1784
    @thecorona1784 Год назад

    This is comedy gold!! Mark is amazing and I love watching united stand because of him. But from AFC fan is bloody amazing watching utds downfall and becoming the new banter FC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gibbo6985
    @gibbo6985 2 года назад +2

    This video is impossible not to like 😁

  • @bammer800
    @bammer800 Год назад

    I love u and wanna keep watching. But legit question could you manage the current team any better?

  • @simphiwedlamini8407
    @simphiwedlamini8407 2 года назад +1

    Ngl I think we need a part 2

  • @georgehansen6646
    @georgehansen6646 2 года назад +8

    That penalty save was the only save he actually made throughout the season including facing 11 in the POUNDLAND final 😂

  • @reallysarcastic7056
    @reallysarcastic7056 2 года назад +3

    Lmao, British slang is getting me all the time!

  • @drewross8486
    @drewross8486 2 года назад +7

    Goldbridge's Kevin Costner reference misses for so many viewers lol. That's pulling one out of the vault, though. Bodyguard 😂

  • @danieldmello7197
    @danieldmello7197 2 года назад +6

    5:33 who's here after Leicester 4-2 United with ronaldo 😭😭🤣

  • @harrykitharidis470
    @harrykitharidis470 Год назад +1

    You've come as a ghost? " No Im Harry Maguire in a full kit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gomey70
    @gomey70 2 года назад +3

    'swivel on it!' 😄

  • @alfeez9606
    @alfeez9606 2 года назад +5

    This in 2x speed is gold

    • @ryansmall2391
      @ryansmall2391 2 года назад

      this is the best advice I have ever gotten in life

  • @Eddy142_
    @Eddy142_ 2 года назад

    The one we’ve all been waiting for...

  • @buggybored
    @buggybored 2 года назад +2

    If i only get to watch one video for the rest of my life, this is it.

  • @issaccalotychos3055
    @issaccalotychos3055 2 года назад

    The random scenarios he compares United players to make my days worth it

  • @sumaiyachowdhury8967
    @sumaiyachowdhury8967 2 года назад +1

    i was feeling bored so started watching this

  • @ricardodossantosnortman3167
    @ricardodossantosnortman3167 2 года назад

    "I feel like throwing up" 🤣

  • @JorgeHernandez-ot8yi
    @JorgeHernandez-ot8yi 2 года назад +3

    The sad thing is I vividly remember each of these mistakes and scenarios…

  • @darrentriumph6319
    @darrentriumph6319 2 года назад

    Out of their depth “Hobbit wearing timberlands at the end of a pool” makes me laugh 😂 every time.