MARK GOLDBRIDGE BIGGEST RAGES OF THE SEASON 2021/22

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  • Опубликовано: 25 май 2022
  • Goldbridge - biggest rages of the season
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  • @dankharrold3774
    @dankharrold3774 Год назад +2058

    "we're back in it ya twats. Oh for fuck sake"
    I don't think anything can ever top this moment. 😂😂

  • @emerierafael7646
    @emerierafael7646 Год назад +2486

    My best "is it a bird, is it a plane? Noo it's Ole and his prat men"😂😂😂

  • @chun9600
    @chun9600 Год назад +815

    "that defense is about as useful as a red light in grand theft auto" one of the funniest analogy

    • @alibarznji2000
      @alibarznji2000 Год назад

      Or : "this defense is about as useful as tits on a Nun" 🤣

    • @yassirali9280
      @yassirali9280 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @modalatsuv
      @modalatsuv Год назад +9

      I mean he ain’t lying tho

    • @alonelypotato2788
      @alonelypotato2788 8 месяцев назад

      for me is when he say "as usefull as tits on a nun"

    • @puglover7985
      @puglover7985 8 месяцев назад +2

      I do t know if its this video or another but he said that the defense was "as useful as tits on a nun". I almost died laughing

  • @jbizzle174
    @jbizzle174 Год назад +730

    “We were meant to come out like a pack of wolves, instead we came out like a pack of prat’s” 😂

    • @UtterlyTC
      @UtterlyTC Год назад +8

      That was my favourite haha

    • @_Super_Hans_
      @_Super_Hans_ Год назад +3

      it's prats, no apostrophe

  • @shakes7501
    @shakes7501 Год назад +980

    The vardy goal straight after Rashford scores was the best reaction ever 😂😂😂

  • @obriendenis3965
    @obriendenis3965 Год назад +521

    "Maguire looks like he's running through porridge" 😭

  • @LoNeWoLf_3.16
    @LoNeWoLf_3.16 Год назад +614

    Harry Potter and the chamber of constant defensive fuck up’s 😂

  • @josephbatey6159
    @josephbatey6159 Год назад +552

    “Bout as useful as a Plummer on the Titanic” 😭😭🤣🤣

  • @saneblox1880
    @saneblox1880 Год назад +291

    “He’s put it over the crossbar, sponsored by NASA”
    Too funny😂😂😂

    • @ithasthejuice9224
      @ithasthejuice9224 Год назад +7

      That one was funny asf🤣

    • @galihhackers
      @galihhackers Год назад +3

      Dont forget pinks 👢

    • @christineduffy3113
      @christineduffy3113 Месяц назад

      ​@@ithasthejuice9224Credit were credits due he does come away with some great comments we he is angry

  • @mattm7777
    @mattm7777 Год назад +1181

    0:00 Young Boys vs Man Utd
    1:09 West Ham vs Man Utd
    1:52 Aston Villa vs Man Utd (1)
    3:49 Villarreal vs Man Utd
    5:08 Everton vs Man Utd (1)
    6:06 Leicester city vs Man Utd
    9:34 Atalanta vs Man Utd
    10:38 Liverpool vs Man Utd (1)
    15:26 Watford vs Man Utd
    18:34 Aston Villa vs Man Utd (2)
    19:43 Middlesbrough vs Man Utd
    20:51 Burnley vs Man Utd
    21:57 Atletico Madrid vs Man Utd (1)
    23:00 Man City vs Man Utd
    25:10 Spurs vs Man Utd
    26:12 Atletico Madrid vs Man Utd (2)
    27:05 Everton vs Man Utd (2)
    27:55 Norwich city vs Man Utd
    28:29 Liverpool vs Man Utd (2)
    31:20 Arsenal vs Man Utd
    32:05 Brighton vs Man Utd
    If I’ve made any mistakes here, let me know.

  • @Tarantula7Tom
    @Tarantula7Tom Год назад +104

    21:14 "Harry Potter and the chamber of constant defensive fuck ups" 🤣🤣

  • @artiommikhailov4543
    @artiommikhailov4543 Год назад +181

    "Fred is as useful as a plumber on the titanic" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shomgerry
    @shomgerry Год назад +592

    Everyone get your popcorn... it's the season we got beat by at least four goals a couple times.
    Greatest hits:
    "Is he offsiiiide??"
    "Who's maaarking who??"
    "Gerroouut!"
    "I tell you what..."

    • @mattm7777
      @mattm7777 Год назад +25

      Felt like we got beat by at least 4 goals 10 times this season

    • @agnevaitiekunaite2599
      @agnevaitiekunaite2599 Год назад +4

      Been happening since 2019 nothing new here

    • @agnevaitiekunaite2599
      @agnevaitiekunaite2599 Год назад +1

      @@thirstyjogger yeee in africa the corn no pop

    • @Whiteeyy1
      @Whiteeyy1 Год назад

      @@thirstyjogger what you going to donate, an organ - you skint racist weirdo?

    • @kaylanlayton429
      @kaylanlayton429 Год назад

      As a boro fan I would like to see Man Utd to well they are a big club nd I hope ten hag can prove the owners wrong nd hopefully win a 🏆

  • @oscarforsberg5455
    @oscarforsberg5455 Год назад +103

    ”Like a dodgy kebab on a friday night, Manchester United, weekend ruiners, food poisoning” 😭😭😭

  • @clayedwards7191
    @clayedwards7191 Год назад +130

    " its like bilbo baggins bouncing tyson fury " 😂😂😂😂

  • @skorpion3993
    @skorpion3993 Год назад +55

    23:31 “It’s like someone’s shit in the pool and everyone’s jumped out” I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anhviet6374
    @anhviet6374 Год назад +56

    "It's like someone shit in the pool and everyone jump out. Where's the defense?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whyalwaysme46
    @whyalwaysme46 Год назад +61

    “GET OUT, GET YOUR COATS, GET YOUR SHOES, GET IT IN YOUR CAR AND PISS OFF TO HOLIDAY” sums up how our season went 🤣

  • @basedleaf5062
    @basedleaf5062 Год назад +61

    "Goodnight Vienna, but we're in Brighton" simple yet so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSt1092
    @TheSt1092 Год назад +66

    This is comedy gold .

  • @user-yj7yh7vp4l
    @user-yj7yh7vp4l Год назад +129

    7:18 and 7:20 is the reason why we watch Mark over and over again. Brilliant moment

    • @RipVanWinkle664
      @RipVanWinkle664 Год назад +8

      “Were back in it ya twats”
      “Oh for fucks sake”

  • @CaptainCalculus
    @CaptainCalculus Год назад +78

    "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Constant Defensive Fuckups" I'd buy that book! Or at least buy the tee-shirt

  • @namantiwari1233
    @namantiwari1233 Год назад +88

    This was a legendary season man. Always would be remembered!

  • @huseyinyilmaz7092
    @huseyinyilmaz7092 Год назад +22

    "He's rustier than a bike that has been left in the pouring rain for a year" 😂

  • @Plumazz96
    @Plumazz96 Год назад +40

    2:10 ‘rival watch’ at the bottom, city and Chelsea 😭😭😭 they were optimistic

    • @m1r__
      @m1r__ Год назад

      😭😭😭😭

  • @AlexBrown23192
    @AlexBrown23192 Год назад +47

    Marks analogies are by far the funniest I've ever heard, it's one after another. Just incredible 😂🤣

    • @damienocallaghan2648
      @damienocallaghan2648 Год назад +3

      He has more lines than a Cocaine Dealer

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 7 месяцев назад

      All carefully rehearsed

    • @nn-fo3mk
      @nn-fo3mk 7 месяцев назад

      @@robertsmith3672so what

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 7 месяцев назад

      @@nn-fo3mk In other words he's not the wit you think he is . Maybe half wit ? Yup that's it

    • @nn-fo3mk
      @nn-fo3mk 7 месяцев назад

      @@robertsmith3672 couldnt care less mate its still funny

  • @VRed224
    @VRed224 4 месяца назад +5

    His silence and rage before and after Leicester's equalizer respectively at 6:09 - 6:11 was the perfect explanation of the calm before the storm 😂😂😂

  • @TheClassof_1992
    @TheClassof_1992 Год назад +15

    “When the going gets tough, ole gets rough”😂😂😂

  • @Danny-sv4xu
    @Danny-sv4xu Год назад +576

    Maguire caused 75% of these 😂

    • @David1991.
      @David1991. Год назад +2

      De Gea has caused United problems this season.

    • @billybob4159
      @billybob4159 Год назад +62

      @@David1991. lmfaooo

    • @TK-1103
      @TK-1103 Год назад +46

      @@David1991. him and ronaldo have been our only good players?

    • @David1991.
      @David1991. Год назад +2

      @@TK-1103 De Gea's performance is not good enough with 57 concede goals and made 8 clean sheets this season. Ronaldo is the only United player that important goals carried United the whole season.

    • @galleoni7955
      @galleoni7955 Год назад +1

      *99%

  • @tomg213
    @tomg213 Год назад +63

    Comes to something when this video is nearly 20 mins longer than last years! 😂😂

  • @peeweeSP1
    @peeweeSP1 Год назад +60

    This was way more entertaining than united’s season 🤣

  • @darkobojovic1936
    @darkobojovic1936 Год назад +30

    Now this is the compilation we all been waiting for. Video of the year! 😂

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR Год назад +84

    33:40 "IT'S GONNA BE FOUR .... it is."
    United's season in a nutshell.

    • @Vertifire_the_II
      @Vertifire_the_II Год назад +2

      It's been 2 months and nothing changed 🤡

    • @vlsui66
      @vlsui66 Год назад +3

      @@Vertifire_the_II now it's changed, ten Hag is bringing us back on track. GGMU

    • @xkerzz9535
      @xkerzz9535 Год назад +1

      @@vlsui66 GGMU, we're top three let's go

  • @romanbrown4533
    @romanbrown4533 Год назад +8

    4:30 “It’s me Ole, British Gas” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanielwhite1030
    @nathanielwhite1030 Год назад +28

    This man is the greatest to do this 🙌 a total and complete legend ! Greetings all the way from !🇯🇲

  • @GoranOreskovic
    @GoranOreskovic Год назад +61

    9:34 fucking hell gets me every time

  • @nate1659
    @nate1659 Год назад +34

    6:11 where all the maguire nightmare starts

  • @Silver_lining2022
    @Silver_lining2022 Год назад +12

    Thx united, goldbridge and all the united youtubers for this wonderful season , hope you guys can keep it up next season, brilliant lol

  • @sgh9114
    @sgh9114 Год назад +11

    his little golden gems between the chaos are just sublime hahah

  • @darwis4769
    @darwis4769 Год назад +86

    seeing his love for bruno disappear over the course of the season is so hilarious and depressing at the same time 😆

    • @alibarznji2000
      @alibarznji2000 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂 you noticed it too 😂😂😂😂

  • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz1535
    @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz1535 Год назад +8

    Future classic right here.

  • @kimsenter3174
    @kimsenter3174 Год назад +18

    OMG Just Love This Bloke if ever I’m feeling down I watch him so bloody funny Brilliant 😂😂

  • @leface30
    @leface30 Год назад +19

    After every goal
    Mark : "I tell ya what, it's only what they deseeerve"

  • @chr4617
    @chr4617 Год назад +1

    thank you for your service 🙌

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 Год назад +14

    7:14 this is the moment where mark reads the chat saying 3-2, thinks for a second how to respond and decides to pretend he doesn’t realise 🤣🤣

  • @AWright300
    @AWright300 Год назад

    Things you love to see. Glory, glory Man United

  • @aedanmarshall3938
    @aedanmarshall3938 Год назад +12

    This was a good way to start off the day 😂😂😂

  • @rorygrealy2945
    @rorygrealy2945 Год назад +5

    This video is gold for anyone not a Man U supporter. Really puts me in a great mood watching this

  • @nippz2831
    @nippz2831 Год назад +4

    greatest uplift to my days are mark's videos

  • @leemccormack2959
    @leemccormack2959 Год назад +3

    Mate you just made my night . Great stuff 👍👍🤣🤣

  • @goofismad1379
    @goofismad1379 Год назад +31

    the fact that the vid is 34 minutes longs shows how bad man utd have been 😂

  • @shreyasyadav8712
    @shreyasyadav8712 Год назад +14

    "that defense is as useless as red light in grand theft auto"😂😂

  • @TheHorrorGuy1978
    @TheHorrorGuy1978 Год назад +12

    "oh my god bleach my eyes" 😂😂

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Год назад +7

    “He’s about as useful as a plumber on the titanic” this is why we love goldbridge 😂

  • @Tarantula7Tom
    @Tarantula7Tom Год назад

    Been impatiently waiting for this video!

  • @DineroDan
    @DineroDan Год назад +5

    21:47 incredible

  • @maseiveknob
    @maseiveknob Год назад +9

    13:25 the way he said its 4-0 sounded so defeated

  • @nickjaycock
    @nickjaycock Год назад +6

    "It's like someone shit in the pool and everybody jumped out" lol 😂

  • @quysher
    @quysher Год назад +15

    as a liverpool fan, i very much enjoy this video

    • @HeavyMetalThunder180
      @HeavyMetalThunder180 Год назад

      Bet you do ,glad no quadruple though were twats though

    • @sinogasa
      @sinogasa Год назад

      @@HeavyMetalThunder180 although we had no quadruple, united season made my season even more memorable

    • @adrian5824
      @adrian5824 Год назад

      @@HeavyMetalThunder180 x10 better than any united season in the last 5 years

    • @MUFCK7
      @MUFCK7 Год назад +1

      Rent free

  • @seancollins7914
    @seancollins7914 Год назад +2

    The video we all needed right now 😂😂😂😂

  • @luvyarora0712
    @luvyarora0712 Год назад +1

    Absolute gold.

  • @willgoodall1529
    @willgoodall1529 Год назад +53

    There are only 3 certainties in life: Death, Taxes and Goldbridge raging at United

  • @jakehoward2493
    @jakehoward2493 Год назад +16

    best year of following goldbridge bar none, can't ever see there being a funnier season for it than this 😂

  • @saju1108
    @saju1108 Год назад +57

    "All i see is a young boy running there" 🤣🤣 that's funny when that's the team name and mark never wants to say that team name

  • @jonathanbarron8311
    @jonathanbarron8311 Год назад +4

    Mark winds me up so much with some of his comments, yet he is also the funniest man too that makes you literally love him, why i am watching this is beyond me, the memories are so painful, but i love watching games with Mark, and other United fans, we are all in this together remember united fans! GGMU

  • @petrsvoboda1895
    @petrsvoboda1895 Год назад +10

    Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Constant Defensive Fuckups 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ayonricketts2844
    @ayonricketts2844 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Get in the bottom of the bird cage cause yourr shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 gets me everytime

  • @samwarrender7171
    @samwarrender7171 4 месяца назад +2

    ‘Harry Potter and the chamber of constant defensive fuckups’ 😂😂😂

  • @airforce1969
    @airforce1969 Год назад +14

    God this season was painful... at least having Goldbridge voice our frustrations provides some appeasement.

  • @heeby123
    @heeby123 Год назад +16

    24:11 absolute limbs!

  • @tonysins1233
    @tonysins1233 Год назад +10

    “sponsored by NASA” 😂😂😂

  • @d.7346
    @d.7346 Год назад +2

    what a legend

  • @EmmzBeats1zx
    @EmmzBeats1zx Год назад

    joy to my ears

  • @GHOST-ig6bi
    @GHOST-ig6bi Год назад +1

    The most entertaining football channel on youtube lol Love it ! lol

  • @r0ll3dd
    @r0ll3dd Год назад +3

    “It’s like a field full of cows on laxatives… complete sh*t” 😂 😂

  • @gelshman1858
    @gelshman1858 Год назад +10

    „It‘s like Bilbo Baggins bouncing Tyson Fury“😂😂

  • @TheAlbumGuy
    @TheAlbumGuy 6 месяцев назад +2

    1-2 years later, I still come back to this every now and then for a laugh. This has to be the one of the most misleading starts to a season in premier league history. Top of the table after 4 games, unbeaten after 5, resigning a club legend, and ending the season with your worst points tally in the history of the premier league

  • @evansenn1626
    @evansenn1626 Год назад +22

    I will always love how he compliments the other teams than just rips into man United every time😂😂

  • @allroundthefields5893
    @allroundthefields5893 Год назад +1

    Thank for the memory's.Same again nxt season pls

  • @craphead9842
    @craphead9842 Год назад +2

    Great video MG...thats what football does to you...

  • @alanjohnsonbmw
    @alanjohnsonbmw Год назад +7

    Maguire and his pink boots 😂

  • @britpackdog4545
    @britpackdog4545 Год назад +1

    I love this guy

  • @Artini_Breww
    @Artini_Breww Год назад +1

    Long have I waited

  • @alexthewormking5913
    @alexthewormking5913 Год назад +6

    Thanks for the memories Goldbridge😂

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit Год назад +2

    Aw man my belly is hurting, I've been laughing non-stop !

  • @bagaskris6699
    @bagaskris6699 Год назад +1

    Thank you ole

  • @oskar356
    @oskar356 Год назад +1

    Best season ever

  • @r1d166y
    @r1d166y Год назад +1

    My god what a season we got to witness

  • @MG-uq2ir
    @MG-uq2ir Год назад +4

    The rage in his face wen bruno kicks the penalty into space 😁

  • @shadrackkasongo3787
    @shadrackkasongo3787 Год назад +2

    This is pure gold🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @afonsosantos6606
    @afonsosantos6606 Год назад +4

    "All I see is a young boy running through and he scores" 😂😂😂

  • @mattgibson7650
    @mattgibson7650 Год назад +2

    this is brilliant, too many classics to name hahahaha

  • @mintcake2668
    @mintcake2668 Год назад +3

    "It's the fxcking pink boots" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @lookylookie
    @lookylookie Год назад +7

    29:20 Why’d you pick 3 garden gnomes ! 😂😂😂 best thing about Utd losing was always listening to Goldbridge’s analogies 😂😂

  • @TYLOTYLOTYLO
    @TYLOTYLOTYLO Год назад +1

    Bro this video is therapeutic

  • @great2102
    @great2102 Год назад +24

    32:58 always makes me cry🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @armaan_7
    @armaan_7 Год назад +16

    One of the only good thing that came out of this season is these quality rages

  • @xrealchronic
    @xrealchronic Год назад +3

    “He’s like a deck chair in a tornado”😂

  • @Infamous_Cam
    @Infamous_Cam Год назад +3

    “When the going gets tough Ole gets rough” 😂😂

  • @jalvin99
    @jalvin99 4 месяца назад +1

    Love it mark