THE UNITED STAND BEST RAGE/FUNNY COMPILATION (2020 EDITION) (remastered)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2021
  • Just a couple tweaks from the last compilation
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  • @NDRZ03
    @NDRZ03 3 года назад +460

    ‘He could’ve booked Fred there he’s a bit lucky’ ... ‘OH HES BOOKED HIM. WHAT A PRAT!!’

    • @krispyai4229
      @krispyai4229 4 месяца назад +17

      “The inconsistency strikes again” 😂

    • @CharlieLannister
      @CharlieLannister 28 дней назад

      he never uttered the word "lucky" there

    • @NDRZ03
      @NDRZ03 28 дней назад +3

      @@CharlieLannistersorry for not getting the quote completely correct word for word

    • @CharlieLannister
      @CharlieLannister 27 дней назад +1

      @@NDRZ03 Sorry for telling you. Clearly the end of the world. I aplogogize

  • @Edward123fat
    @Edward123fat 2 года назад +100

    "we couldn't mark a blank piece of paper with muddy hands"! the man is a legend for his analogies 🤣🤣🙌🏻

  • @alexmatos8523
    @alexmatos8523 2 года назад +134

    “Fred coulda got booked there, gotta be a bit careful….”
    “HES BOOKED HIM, HES BLOODY BOOKED HIM, YOU BALD CRETIN! SHUT UP!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @hipstr_t
    @hipstr_t 3 года назад +315

    You're a legend for compiling this.

  • @detinu
    @detinu 2 года назад +90

    50:30 He couldn't pour water out of a jug if I told him the instructions are on the bottom 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Mark what a legend.

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ 2 года назад +16

      That’s got to be one of Goldbridge’s best analogies ever 😂😂😂

    • @antonrichardson7774
      @antonrichardson7774 2 года назад

      @@SWJ_ you never heard that before? You think he makes all these up

    • @ballyros
      @ballyros 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@antonrichardson7774he makes a lot up infairness to him but yeah not that one

  • @Jacob-rj4zv
    @Jacob-rj4zv 3 года назад +41

    “You bald cretin” 😂😂😂

  • @EFP8
    @EFP8 2 года назад +22

    Strongest things in the world
    3.iron
    2.titanium
    1.mark goldbridges desk

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Echo_Recon_01
    @Echo_Recon_01 4 месяца назад +17

    when I'm in a Bad Mood I'll just watch Mark Goldbridge Rants to make me feel better again.

  • @bobball622
    @bobball622 2 года назад +36

    Ah man that speech about man united falling and then peppa pig comes on has ended me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @arjanvos6747
      @arjanvos6747 2 года назад +2

      got me to tears from laughing really.... 21:55

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 2 года назад +2

      @@arjanvos6747 was like where is he going!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SWJ_
    @SWJ_ 2 года назад +18

    “Peppa pig, piss off Peppa pig... piece of shit...” 😂😂😂
    21:53

  • @PalmBaiReader
    @PalmBaiReader 2 года назад +48

    " About as useful as a pair of glasses on a bloke with one ear " 49:02

  • @davidjohn7315
    @davidjohn7315 3 года назад +42

    "That will be a penalty , his hands are in an unnatural position " Ref gives pen.... Unleashes a five minute rant about why it isn't a penalty......

    • @VexFS
      @VexFS 2 года назад +5

      To be fair...

  • @dgmaffi
    @dgmaffi 2 года назад +17

    Football fan from America here. This is the greatest thing I have watched on the internet in a long time. Absolutely brilliant meltdowns!

  • @MrTomo11
    @MrTomo11 3 года назад +46

    55:00 I just realised we played back 5 against Club Brugge XDD , Top Job m8 for this compilation.

    • @billkats3524
      @billkats3524 2 года назад +1

      Playing with 11 men, playing with 10 some things never change...
      Ole is very lucky not having an actual ucl group this year,or there would be Thursday night football again this year...

  • @cazzakidmcerlean8080
    @cazzakidmcerlean8080 3 года назад +48

    I love this and the fact that it’s an hour best vid I’ve ever seen

  • @hjm2779
    @hjm2779 2 года назад +17

    "Changes position more than a pornstar with a bad knee" I'm done XD

  • @jackbollard17
    @jackbollard17 3 года назад +17

    Over an hour long- you are an absolute goat for doing this🤣🙌🏼

  • @eclipsxd
    @eclipsxd 3 года назад +101

    21:52 lmaoooo

  • @10Thiago
    @10Thiago 3 года назад +3

    Just earned yourself a new subscriber. You the 🐐 for this!

  • @GarethDkhar
    @GarethDkhar 3 года назад +17

    36:51 you're welcome 🤣

  • @ianmartin6643
    @ianmartin6643 3 года назад +21

    I fall asleep to this every night... absolute bliss 👍

    • @rtm7360
      @rtm7360 2 года назад +1

      Haha you must be a brother of an other mother

    • @jacobpolanske9408
      @jacobpolanske9408 2 года назад

      I do too lol about to go to sleep to it rn

  • @orbaxrafa3808
    @orbaxrafa3808 3 года назад +45

    My dog passed away yesterday. But your videos make my day keep it up

  • @macLemon
    @macLemon 3 года назад +6

    U sir are a legend...a perfect compilation for TUS hit 1 mill

  • @tabrezhassanyasin1421
    @tabrezhassanyasin1421 8 дней назад +2

    I honestly miss this Goldy.. He 'calm down' now and become mainstream...

  • @BongDiggidee
    @BongDiggidee 28 дней назад +1

    "SHRINKING LIKE A STIFFY IN AN ICED BATH" 😂😂😂😂

  • @40yearoldvirgil15
    @40yearoldvirgil15 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣 class vid mate, do one for season just gone 🙏

  • @suckersyt250
    @suckersyt250 3 года назад +8

    The Way He Rages Mate😂🤣. its funny
    imagine him being the commentator in every man utd match

  • @dagjohnsen6230
    @dagjohnsen6230 3 года назад +11

    In all fairness , defending a picnic against a pack of ants is pretty much impossible.

  • @sushiking8072
    @sushiking8072 3 года назад +44

    Damn a whole hour and a half video, good job dude! Brilliant! must of took forever to make.

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  3 года назад +24

      Took me months m8

    • @sushiking8072
      @sushiking8072 3 года назад +19

      @@fauzan9896 jeez man, kudos for the effort.

    • @sam5459
      @sam5459 3 года назад +5

      @@fauzan9896 Jeez, Great vid- deserves a like

  • @ipodzonly123
    @ipodzonly123 3 года назад +8

    Amazing video👍

  • @PO-ks8xe
    @PO-ks8xe 2 года назад +3

    There’s more holes in the defence than a hedgehogs mattress 😂 I love this man

  • @benphillips9774
    @benphillips9774 3 года назад +6

    Honestly this guy has been the highlight of the last year and a half....

  • @tweedmouthtrains
    @tweedmouthtrains 3 года назад +16

    That's giraffe defending!

  • @Buduchop77k
    @Buduchop77k 3 года назад +3

    Lindelof not strong enough” and Shaw not tight enough 😂 😂😂

  • @Dmmanz
    @Dmmanz 3 года назад +5

    🤣🤣🤣you’re a goat for this bro, need 2017 and 2018 aftv man

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  3 года назад +2

      Robbie took those down

  • @rtm7360
    @rtm7360 2 года назад +1

    I hope you will do another compilation one day perhaps of this season. Because I really enjoyed this one.

    • @fauzan9896
      @fauzan9896  2 года назад +3

      I might make another one of these for 2021

  • @trappingforjesus9220
    @trappingforjesus9220 3 года назад +5

    Hats off to you, this must've taken hours...

  • @drewellis95
    @drewellis95 2 года назад +1

    “Ohhhh it’s delightful”
    Proceeds to slip like a old man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-gt7bx4cy6p
    @user-gt7bx4cy6p 3 года назад

    This compilation is gold

  • @mishaelinho4723
    @mishaelinho4723 2 года назад +1

    'Manchester Utd have come undone like a pair of crown's trousers' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremytassin7978
    @jeremytassin7978 Год назад +2

    "YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!!!"

  • @marcusmurphy1481
    @marcusmurphy1481 20 дней назад

    We're folding faster than Superman on Laundry Day just totally floored me :)

  • @xdmanthenobb5276
    @xdmanthenobb5276 3 года назад +40

    1:11:45

  • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
    @kinyanjuicarlos8899 2 года назад +1

    "Its walcott!! a former Arsenal twart"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 3 года назад

    Quality 👌🏼

  • @marksturgeon7576
    @marksturgeon7576 3 года назад +3

    This video is brilliant keep it up pal.

  • @MIKE-TYTHON
    @MIKE-TYTHON 3 года назад +6

    16:45 his old Sean dyche impression 😂

    • @charanpudi1824
      @charanpudi1824 2 года назад +2

      Now he does better than Sean Dyche

  • @deanreilly8587
    @deanreilly8587 2 года назад +2

    The no no no against Leicester at the end gets me every fucking time 🤣🤣

  • @helmy4328
    @helmy4328 3 года назад +5

    "Couldn't tackle a packet of Wotsits!"

  • @jonathanfa4267
    @jonathanfa4267 3 года назад +12

    Great 1 hour HAHA 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @djtremendous.2263
    @djtremendous.2263 3 года назад +9

    There is no way i could miss watching his reactions on the Tottenham thrashing 🤣

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 года назад

      💯🤣🤣

  • @adamlowder7669
    @adamlowder7669 3 года назад +6

    Nice vid

  • @mcwayne123
    @mcwayne123 2 месяца назад

    This video sums up for the last 10 years. Hopefully Sir Jim can fix our problems hopefully after summer 2024 things start to change

  • @alfi3b_810
    @alfi3b_810 2 года назад +1

    Nice video

  • @devlyntagoe5283
    @devlyntagoe5283 3 года назад +5

    "like a stiffy in an ice bath"😂😂

  • @idontmindpineappleonapizza9591
    @idontmindpineappleonapizza9591 2 года назад

    Good compilation

  • @rchopra535
    @rchopra535 2 года назад +3

    Every clip shows how great maguire is for the rest of the PL

  • @Hardsy7SUBTOME
    @Hardsy7SUBTOME 2 года назад +1

    ‘I guarantee this is going to be a penalty’ ‘he’s given a penalty, you’re having a laugh’

  • @G.T.E403
    @G.T.E403 3 года назад +2

    "Ye bald cretin" LMAO.

  • @chazave
    @chazave 3 года назад +15

    Funniest guy on RUclips 😂

  • @paulhay8781
    @paulhay8781 3 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @patkawasaki771
    @patkawasaki771 3 месяца назад

    "What's he doing in the box"
    'Who's tracking back?!?!?!'

  • @tango22ah
    @tango22ah 3 месяца назад

    “ is a shambles and absolute horror show” says Goldbridge best summarisation of Manchester United of the last 10 years

  • @Panda-jk1kh
    @Panda-jk1kh 3 года назад +34

    14:02

  • @CS-bd6mz
    @CS-bd6mz 3 года назад +2

    Best way to spend an hour

  • @davidjohnscottMUFC1996
    @davidjohnscottMUFC1996 Год назад

    We have a legend and his name is mark gold bridge I love him 🤣 such a character

  • @rahimsh8016
    @rahimsh8016 3 года назад +1

    Great video 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laurenreeve5064
    @laurenreeve5064 3 года назад +5

    Harry Maguire makes it 6-1 putting a penalty past De gea !!! Lol

  • @kimbob5
    @kimbob5 3 года назад +4

    Would love to see Goldbridge do a let’s play of Doom Eternal.

  • @Tarantula7Tom
    @Tarantula7Tom 3 года назад +8

    Great video 👍 5:45 is hilarious 😆

    • @FatCat8008
      @FatCat8008 3 года назад +2

      It's like he's yelling at a dog telling it to get out

  • @namenullvoid
    @namenullvoid 2 года назад +1

    Love this. Please dub it over the original game highlights, wkll pay

  • @LordBathtub
    @LordBathtub 3 месяца назад +1

    14:00 Lindelof has been as useful as Steven Hawkings treadmill and thats before he died, AND AFTER 🤣🤣

  • @Cole808s
    @Cole808s 3 года назад +9

    43:58

  • @mail2760
    @mail2760 2 года назад +1

    "get rid harry maguire get rid "🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lardosian
    @lardosian 2 года назад

    His fist pumps on the desk crack me up!!

    • @SWJ_
      @SWJ_ 2 года назад

      They make it 100x funnier 😂😂

  • @danielmccafferty5373
    @danielmccafferty5373 Год назад

    I love the zoom-in on the desk bang 😂 😄 52:38

  • @timothyboyle9445
    @timothyboyle9445 2 года назад

    This guy is kind like my dad he supports Celtic and every time we’re losing he just flips the shit switch and goes absolute ballistic but I still love him though

  • @kai8697
    @kai8697 28 дней назад

    It’s been 3 years since this vid dropped and you could genuinely make another 3-4hr compilation 😂 they’ve gotten worse

  • @mikeymike8065
    @mikeymike8065 2 года назад +2

    "like a stiffy in a ice bath" LMFAO!!!!

  • @Foldy435
    @Foldy435 2 года назад

    I was having a bad day until I saw this.

  • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
    @kinyanjuicarlos8899 2 года назад +1

    The rant against paul pogba from 43:40.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zachdale69yearsago94
    @zachdale69yearsago94 3 года назад +12

    28:15

  • @Ax-nt7wd
    @Ax-nt7wd 2 года назад +2

    14:00
    About as useful as Steven Hawkins' treadmill

    • @maxthedoomer
      @maxthedoomer 2 месяца назад

      Before he died … AND AFTER lmfao!

  • @nikhilrodriques6429
    @nikhilrodriques6429 3 года назад +7

    How can you not rate mark goldbridge

  • @THPB465
    @THPB465 3 года назад

    literally something called a header lol lmao :)

  • @LcfcJayy
    @LcfcJayy 2 года назад +1

    That Peppa Pig moment is goated 😂😂

  • @lesleybloomberg9102
    @lesleybloomberg9102 2 года назад +1

    Mark!!!!!Dude your analogies got me in stiches....CHANGING POSITIONS LIKE A PORN STAR WITH A BAD KNEE.. lmao

    • @kinyanjuicarlos8899
      @kinyanjuicarlos8899 2 года назад

      You are a genius!..you spotted that one'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @antjamestv
    @antjamestv 4 дня назад +1

    Goldbridge Is Right

  • @colinmcdermott9442
    @colinmcdermott9442 2 года назад

    "Moving positions more times then a pornstar with a bum knee" LMAO classic

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 года назад +2

    Oh shit
    They’ve bloody scored

  • @theroman_architect
    @theroman_architect 2 года назад +2

    9:38

  • @user-ve5pj1rt9j
    @user-ve5pj1rt9j 3 месяца назад

    I would love to see Mark manage Manchester United😅

  • @therealmcdonaldsarabia
    @therealmcdonaldsarabia 3 года назад +4

    21:19 makes me genuinely upset

  • @henrigamebredvargas
    @henrigamebredvargas 2 года назад

    säger ba fåå🤣🤣🤣

  • @daviddeegrollert706
    @daviddeegrollert706 2 года назад

    I always crack up with the Peppa Pig moment XD XD XD XD

  • @joecarsella5336
    @joecarsella5336 2 года назад +1

    "It's always BLOODY Burnley"

  • @siraajuddin736
    @siraajuddin736 2 года назад +2

    14:00

  • @theroman_architect
    @theroman_architect 2 года назад +3

    10:25

  • @Danny-im9ek
    @Danny-im9ek 2 года назад

    21:30 basically Schalke

  • @dlmac8626
    @dlmac8626 3 месяца назад

    17:24 about Burnley is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂