"Just make the news up to make people behave the way you want them to behave." - NL really is in his Joker arc. Casually saying stuff actual terrible villains wish they could say
sorry can't talk i have to explain to my parents why my favourite twitch streamer just said "way too few people are getting eaten by crocodiles" and "if tilikum were based he would have gone after the audience"
I think they just don't understand how big it is. Like, one of the SMALL bears, I don't think I could take it in a fight to the death but I think I could make it fuck off. Maybe. I'm talking about a juvenile or something, less than 200 pounds. But adult Grizzlies are like 400+ (idk if that's even right, I just know they're MASSIVE) pounds and could smack my ass around no matter what.
@@DannyB1111 I will be honest even with sharpened sticks we dont stand much of a better chance at defeating a grizzly. Most sticks wont penetrate deeply enough in its skin and most sticks will break on contact they are extremely strong i would not bet my luck on a stick. There is a reason humans in the past avoided most animals like the plague and only fought certain creatures when absolutely nessesary theres also a reason why we are endurance hunters who would run prey too death or lead them to pitfall traps because physically we are not strong enough to beat most things. even with more modern weapons so long as we are not including guns like metal swords or metal spears the vast majority of humans would die in a 1v1 fight with a grizzly. Most grizzlys can take several gunshots and keep moving and fighting mostly unaffected. We get hit once by a grizzly and we are basically already done for
I've always felt like I could take a grizzly with an entirely steel spear. But I'm a practicing martial artist. Most people don't realize exactly how exhausting fighting is. It makes you use muscles that are mostly dormant unless you're fighting or struggling. It takes both endurance and specific training of those muscles. Also adult male grizzles are around 600lbs and 8 ft tall when standing. So I'd prefer not to.
@@Vesdus steel spear is probably the only chance and even then you probably only have a single chance. If you miss once your probably done for because the bear is just too fast and too strong and unless you hit a crippling or killing hit in 1 or 2 blows your also probably done for because it will rage. If you have multiple people striking from multiple angles with steel spears I say the chance of winning is high but some might still get injured or killed in the fight if you are solo its probably heavily on luck. The bears have a lot more health then and defense then you would think you need pretty big bullets to actually kill them lots of bullets bears can just shrug off and keep going
@@DroppedMyMarbles Am I wearing a jacket and pants? Because that makes it a MINIMUM of 25. What are they gonna do? Flap at me? Just kick it. I got at least 25 good punts in me before I start getting tired.
@@christophkogler6220 theyve got sharp ass teeth, look up the inside of their mouths, I think it's an endurance test more than anything. How many can I take before I'm exhausted
Y'all are insane, these geese going to _fuck you UP._ I'm hedging my bet at 3 safely, 4 in a life and death circumstance, and 5 my ass is probably on the losing side, dying if I cannot flee. They're massive, vicious, and WILL overwhelm you quickly, attacking simultaneously. This isn't an action movie where they approach you one by one, you're instantly surrounded and they're chomping away at the back of your calves and neck.
Literally so true. I'm at a perfect dynamic equilibrium of pogging because he's spitting straight facts and cringing because he won't follow through to the obvious conclusion of what he's saying
@@lucasadams8369 >watches video that makes a good case that humans overestimate their own importance and probably need to be taken down a peg, in line with the best current biological knowledge >omnivore: it's condescending to understand these arguments and actually change your life on their basis If you would like to understand the viewpoint that makes people take seriously animal suffering, you could ask. Instead you are literally using the same insults people used in 2003 when I was in high school. It's utterly boring.
NL alienating the ant community once again, making living-in-dirt jokes and minimizing the danger of pretzel rods
next think you know they will form an alien ant farm
"Just make the news up to make people behave the way you want them to behave." - NL really is in his Joker arc. Casually saying stuff actual terrible villains wish they could say
propaganda but good
Man I love NL he's just so funny. Dude over here trash talking an ant like the poor little dude doesn't already have it bad enough.
Waves and waves of +2s only to be balanced out by that one guy that said "-6000". Not sure how the NL is ever going to recover from that one.
sorry can't talk i have to explain to my parents why my favourite twitch streamer just said "way too few people are getting eaten by crocodiles" and "if tilikum were based he would have gone after the audience"
8:26 I haven't heard anyone say 'imba' in _at least_ 5 years. This man is a living fossil
I am not joking, this Is like a well written stand up routine, nl shitting on the ants Is amazing
Most NL rants feel like very good and well prepped stand-up routines, the man would've been great at it
the apex predator chatter is one of the 6% of Americans who thinks they can beat a grizzly bear in a fight unarmed
I think they just don't understand how big it is. Like, one of the SMALL bears, I don't think I could take it in a fight to the death but I think I could make it fuck off. Maybe. I'm talking about a juvenile or something, less than 200 pounds. But adult Grizzlies are like 400+ (idk if that's even right, I just know they're MASSIVE) pounds and could smack my ass around no matter what.
but like adding unarmed there defeats our purpose, we’re apex predators cuz we know how to sharpen a stick
@@DannyB1111 I will be honest even with sharpened sticks we dont stand much of a better chance at defeating a grizzly. Most sticks wont penetrate deeply enough in its skin and most sticks will break on contact they are extremely strong i would not bet my luck on a stick. There is a reason humans in the past avoided most animals like the plague and only fought certain creatures when absolutely nessesary theres also a reason why we are endurance hunters who would run prey too death or lead them to pitfall traps because physically we are not strong enough to beat most things. even with more modern weapons so long as we are not including guns like metal swords or metal spears the vast majority of humans would die in a 1v1 fight with a grizzly. Most grizzlys can take several gunshots and keep moving and fighting mostly unaffected. We get hit once by a grizzly and we are basically already done for
I've always felt like I could take a grizzly with an entirely steel spear. But I'm a practicing martial artist. Most people don't realize exactly how exhausting fighting is. It makes you use muscles that are mostly dormant unless you're fighting or struggling. It takes both endurance and specific training of those muscles.
Also adult male grizzles are around 600lbs and 8 ft tall when standing. So I'd prefer not to.
@@Vesdus steel spear is probably the only chance and even then you probably only have a single chance. If you miss once your probably done for because the bear is just too fast and too strong and unless you hit a crippling or killing hit in 1 or 2 blows your also probably done for because it will rage. If you have multiple people striking from multiple angles with steel spears I say the chance of winning is high but some might still get injured or killed in the fight if you are solo its probably heavily on luck. The bears have a lot more health then and defense then you would think you need pretty big bullets to actually kill them lots of bullets bears can just shrug off and keep going
The 20 quadrillion ants are gonna have the last laugh when humans destroy civilization and the ants are safe in the ground like, "BUILD MORE TUNNELS"
"Way too few people get eaten by crocodiles" is for sure one of the most statements of all time
the ant bit is so good
The Ant Rant is top tier NL content
It's setup starts 8:27
The humans being too comfortable take was based af and then the rest was just gold
My streamer isn't twice the height of the statue of liberty Cereal
He didn't need to go that hard on that poor ant, goddamn
thank you for putting the fit check in. absolute fire
Man this rant went places
A Harambe bit in 2022. Beautiful
Humans stay winning, yet another common Ants L.
Get stepped on and fried with a magnifying glass.
The problem with geese is that they should just run away from humans like everything else but they don’t
I thought Canadian Geese would be polite... Guess I was wrong lol
Thumbnail looks like paul rudd from that on tim and eric skit.
Spittin truth.
Dude roasting fucking ant is such a funny bit LMAO
Vid made me choke laughing
How many geese y'all think you could take in a life or death situation. I think I could take 25 if it really came down to it.
I think you've never seen an angry goose, you got 10 in you, tops
@@DroppedMyMarbles Am I wearing a jacket and pants? Because that makes it a MINIMUM of 25. What are they gonna do? Flap at me? Just kick it. I got at least 25 good punts in me before I start getting tired.
@@DroppedMyMarbles I don't think I'm making it out untouched, but I don't see 10 killing me.
@@christophkogler6220 theyve got sharp ass teeth, look up the inside of their mouths, I think it's an endurance test more than anything. How many can I take before I'm exhausted
Y'all are insane, these geese going to _fuck you UP._ I'm hedging my bet at 3 safely, 4 in a life and death circumstance, and 5 my ass is probably on the losing side, dying if I cannot flee. They're massive, vicious, and WILL overwhelm you quickly, attacking simultaneously. This isn't an action movie where they approach you one by one, you're instantly surrounded and they're chomping away at the back of your calves and neck.
12:04
I thought he was talking about humans at the start
+2
NL’s most based take ever??
So close to vegan ascendance yet self-deluding enough to not actually follow the logic.
said logic: "Eating animals is mean :("
@@oskarstenlund That's not logic, but a sentiment. While true, it's not a fair articulation of the vegan position.
Literally so true. I'm at a perfect dynamic equilibrium of pogging because he's spitting straight facts and cringing because he won't follow through to the obvious conclusion of what he's saying
@@lucasadams8369 non-vegans no murder for 24 hours challenge (99.9% FAIL)
@@lucasadams8369 >watches video that makes a good case that humans overestimate their own importance and probably need to be taken down a peg, in line with the best current biological knowledge
>omnivore: it's condescending to understand these arguments and actually change your life on their basis
If you would like to understand the viewpoint that makes people take seriously animal suffering, you could ask. Instead you are literally using the same insults people used in 2003 when I was in high school. It's utterly boring.
"Just make the news up to make people behave the way you want them to behave."
CNN:
Get out of her conservative loser
His Tom Cruise kills me every time, lmao.
it seemingly spawned out of nowhere and its fucking perfect
Toad.