Written by and starring John Roberts. Directed by Clay Weiner. Editor Jesse Reisner. DP Drew Denicola. WHY JACKIE AND I ARE NO LONGER BFS. winner Comedy Smalls Competition. 2007
This video is a relic and I cherish it. So many memories from childhood, giggling with my friend at her parents’ computer desk and quoting it all word-for-word. Ah, good times.
My best friend and I discovered this like 13 years ago when we were in high school and everytime we see eachother, to this day, we quote it. May the universe keep blessing John Roberts ❤
i love the part where he goes, "i'm not talking to you, but i will text you to tell you i'm not talking to you" i quote that ALL THE TIME. haha. this was PERFECT.
"Jackie probably thinks that she IS the dictionary, and that the whole world revolves around her and it's like, 'Hello, that's a globe!' Ehuhuhuhu..-beh-huhuhuhu..ehuhuhu!"
I have to admit, I've taped my nose after watching this to see what it's like and I don't know how he kept a straight face with it because I nearly died laughing! xD
You just summed up every single 'best friend relationships' I had as a teen in this one video. You totally rock...now i need to go see my therapist again...
i have been watching this for years. it never gets old. you are so great! jackie and debra makes me laugh even when i feel like crap THANK YOU for your amazingness.
" well ya know what jackie, you can call all you want our friendship is over...it's my ex best friend jackie calling me for the 1800th time, im not talking to you but i will text you and let you know that im not talking to you"---ringtone
"jackie probably thinks she is a dictionary and like the whole world revolves around her and it's like helloo that's a globe haahahahaha" hahahaha loove that part.
Jocelyn's voice now on Bob's Burgers. I was a fan of these and MittyMoo, All the mom videos, 15 plus years ago when all these were made and it was like pure joy when he became Linda and other characters of Bob's. Love you John!!
Who else is still quoting this?
Too often. 😍
“Yeah, right, Jackie.” I say this to my girlfriend all of the time lol
I still say “half a sip of a wine cooler”. 🙋🏻♂️
Waaaaay too often
Me.
this was ahead of its time
This video is a relic and I cherish it. So many memories from childhood, giggling with my friend at her parents’ computer desk and quoting it all word-for-word. Ah, good times.
Jackie!!!!! I wish RUclips was still like this
7 years later and I still crack up EVERY time.
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15 years later
I cannot fathom that this video is almost 16 years old. what a classic.
My best friend and I discovered this like 13 years ago when we were in high school and everytime we see eachother, to this day, we quote it. May the universe keep blessing John Roberts ❤
11 years later and I still get a laugh out of this. This guy should've been a star.
spiegel I know you posted this 5 months ago but he’s actually the voice of Tina on bobs burgers!
Lol no he’s the voice of Linda, the mom
Yeah he is a star 🌟🥰💖
He’s the mom from Bob’s Burgers. Pretty successful as a voice actor
Never loses it's genius or hilarity. As someone who has watched this since it first came online, this never fails..... why are you crying?
i still make references from this video in my day to day conversations 💀 what a classic masterpiece
A million years later and I’m still saying JACKKKIIEEEE!!!
"Jackie probably thinks she IS the dictionary, and like the whole world revolves around her, it's like, hello, that's a globe."
I LOVE IT.
I can't stop loving this video.
how tf did you post this comment 13 years ago and only have a single upvote
It's still so fucking good
Whaaaat this is Jocelyn from Bob's Burgers!
Its also Linda😂
tredlow omg it’s Jaws-so-Lynn!!
Ugh
tredlow WHAT!!!!
14 years later and I still love to tape my nose up and talk about Jackie. Thank you so much for this video. It's given us years of conversation!
This never gets old.
"i had half a sip of a wine cooler"
Still quoting this in 2023
hahaha! I remember watching this yeeeaaarrrss ago!! you ever lay in bed at night and remember random shit from your teenage years?
YESSSS that's why I'm here hahaha
Literally every time I drink, doesn’t matter how much, I think to myself, “I had one sip of a wine cooler.”
YEEESSSSSS...ITS THE BEST!!!
I’m so glad you found success in Hollywood
Did nobody else see her purse? the dog? I'm dying. Dy-ing
"I'm not talking to you but i will text you to tell you I'm not talking to you." Ahhh, middle school.😂
a timeless masterpiece
the walk at 1:33 and "Jackie Alexis Brightenbach" together is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!
this is a video that can stand the test of times.
I Can't believe its been 16 years. I still call my friends Jackie. I needed this today.
"I can't even go by your house and talk to your mom" I don't know why but I always find that part funny. :)
this video is still funny 7 years later. lol.
One of the greatest videos of all time. So happy to rediscover it!
This is one of the quirkiest,original things I have ever seen. For moons. I crack up every time I see it. It's so ridiculously funny. Much appreciated
I need more, 15 years later I still need more of this.
i love the part where he goes, "i'm not talking to you, but i will text you to tell you i'm not talking to you" i quote that ALL THE TIME. haha. this was PERFECT.
"Jackie probably thinks that she IS the dictionary, and that the whole world revolves around her and it's like, 'Hello, that's a globe!' Ehuhuhuhu..-beh-huhuhuhu..ehuhuhu!"
This video has brought me so much joy in the weirdest ways possible. Still hilarious 2 years later.
How is it a whole decade later?
10 years later. Still love it.
Dude! I remember when i first watched this. This guy was so ahead of his time!! #classic
"i thought i was gonna die"
i ♥ that part!
when he started crying, I couldn't breathe.
My name is Jackie and I approve this message
This is like the perfect spoof of ridiculous high school friendships. It makes me laugh every time! "You just spit on me!!!"
I still quote this all the time and my older sisters name is Jacqueline and we used to watch this as teens 😂
I have to admit, I've taped my nose after watching this to see what it's like and I don't know how he kept a straight face with it because I nearly died laughing! xD
Loved the way you walked alone the fence, that was hilarious.
You just summed up every single 'best friend relationships' I had as a teen in this one video. You totally rock...now i need to go see my therapist again...
This is my favorite video ever.
13 years and this still sends me. 😭😭😭
i was like, 9 when i first watched this and i still enjoy it today
Samee
I was 25
I still greet people "Hi Jackie good morning!"
Me too !!!! Lmfaoooo
OMG. I feel like this was my life when my daughter was in school...... such bad memories. And why I started to drink...........
Terri DuBois getting a little personal here eh Terri
This NEVER gets old. I watched this so much when it was first uploaded and I return at least once a year to watch again. Love it!
We all know what happens after half a sip of a wine cooler. Been there, done that. Love these characters!
I think about this video every day.
"Then why'd they make me their mascot?"
If I had a pickle for every time I’ve left a voicemail of the “Jackie... Alexis... Richtenbach...” speech over this past more-than-a-decade....
My best friend and I used to watch this all the time. She passed away a few weeks ago. Watching again Bc I’m thinking about her
Still watching in 2024!
I LOVE the way he laughs. I can't stop laughing every time I watch this.
SUCH A THROWBACK
+Jessibouu dude I KNOWWW
You're a throwback
It took me so long to remember the right key words to find this video lol!! But here I am! I found it! 15 yrs later
14 years later. I swear this is a digital artifact. I’ll be looking for this video 30 years from now when I’m in my 70s.
i have been watching this for years. it never gets old. you are so great! jackie and debra makes me laugh even when i feel like crap THANK YOU for your amazingness.
LITERALLY STILL....MY FAVORITE VIDEO OMGGG
I remember seeing this years ago. This is hilarious
“I had half a sip of a wine cooler” was stuck in my head. I haven’t thought of this video in forever. Toooo funny
Im not talking to you but I will text you and tell you that I'm not talking to you
This was the peak of internet comedy.
15 years later and I’m still quoting this shit.
this will never GET OLD. i saw this three years ago and its still freaking funny
Watching this on Halloween 2020 and it’s still good 🤣
D’you know what it’s like to be ignored, Jackie? 😭
" well ya know what jackie, you can call all you want our friendship is over...it's my ex best friend jackie calling me for the 1800th time, im not talking to you but i will text you and let you know that im not talking to you"---ringtone
one of the first videos I ever watched, and it's still just as funny as it was back then
"jackie probably thinks she is a dictionary and like the whole world revolves around her and it's like helloo that's a globe haahahahaha" hahahaha loove that part.
I still love this video lmao
just realized that he is Linda Belcher!!! 😃😃
i love his voice when he says, "give me a hug, come here."
so gorgeous with his shirt off I thought I was gonna dieee
this is a classic
I love john Roberts
I remember when this came out 16 years ago and I can still quote this video word for word 😂
This never gets old 😂
Still quoting this
Your work is awesome! Keep it up.
Totally love these characters and storyline. Brilliant.
16 years later and im still saying "i had half a sip of a wine cooler"
This is like, every High School girl ever.
I had half a sip of a wine cooler
This brings back so many of my childhood memories
Just a few days ago, my mom said "I had HALF a sip of a wine cooler" after I told her about a drink I'd made myself, lol
iconic.
You know how he does the voice of Linda from burgers, well this is the voice he puts on for Gretchen also from bobs burgers 👌👌
All the mom ones he does linda's voice
He doesn’t voice Gretchen. He does play Jocelyn though.
Jackie and Debra, a RUclips classic!
Still a classic! ❤️❤️❤️
I STILL use the dictionary/globe insult... I'm an old ass 35 year old adult...
This ish still havin me dead
Jocelyn's voice now on Bob's Burgers. I was a fan of these and MittyMoo, All the mom videos, 15 plus years ago when all these were made and it was like pure joy when he became Linda and other characters of Bob's. Love you John!!
i HAD to email the link to this video to half of the people in my contact list.
JOCELYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My sisters and i know every word
Still one of the best videos of all time.
7 years later and I still know most of the words