Bronze is NOT a Real Rank

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
  • You ready for one of the most bizarre gameplay reviews you've ever seen? Get ready because uhh... is this real, chat?
    Edited by @ryanp652
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    Thanks for watching!
    0:00 Coaching...
    0:24 wait
    3:24 it gets worse
    5:08 you're kidding
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Комментарии • 116

  • @StormcrowProductions
    @StormcrowProductions  Месяц назад +105

    This is a fun review with an old student of mine (a brig main trying DPS for the first time), don't take this too seriously!

    • @redr0w402
      @redr0w402 Месяц назад +3

      a former student? damn, why kinda advice did you give this guy lol

    • @StormcrowProductions
      @StormcrowProductions  Месяц назад +14

      @@redr0w402 he's a support player trying out DPS

    • @RatziFatzi
      @RatziFatzi 29 дней назад

      All those First Times... You look soo Innocent when you Start out...

    • @tokyonotghoul9066
      @tokyonotghoul9066 29 дней назад +8

      The brig to phara pipeline is real

    • @braxbro6674
      @braxbro6674 29 дней назад +3

      @@redr0w402 Not a former student. I'm Silver now, but this content was too good to pass up, I think.
      Spilo always has permission to use coaching w/ me for content, because I know I'm not good at the game and am more than content to accept that and make fun of myself.
      There's actually a more recent coaching VOD up on Spilo2 w/ me, including both my Venture and my Brig gameplay. But this was... bronze is something else.

  • @jippyjip8366
    @jippyjip8366 Месяц назад +69

    the analogy of not going outside bc of the possibility of skin cancer, and ending up dying of vitamin D deficiency, was really well put

    • @seand.5535
      @seand.5535 29 дней назад +6

      "Actually I have my blinds open"

    • @braxbro6674
      @braxbro6674 29 дней назад +4

      @@seand.5535 I'm proud of that joke lol. came up with it on the spot

  • @alvin_row
    @alvin_row Месяц назад +192

    Be nice guys, nobody would like to get flamed or psychoanalyzed by a bunch of internet randoms because of a coaching session. Personally I just wish I was bronce that shit looks fun as hell.

    • @fuwameanssoft
      @fuwameanssoft Месяц назад +23

      Nah the guy being coached was chill, had some good moments, had some bad moments, it’s whatever. Everyone ELSE in the lobby though…

    • @nernoision
      @nernoision Месяц назад +4

      I’m not sure people in bronze even care deeply for their rank anyway

    • @seamusmooney1308
      @seamusmooney1308 29 дней назад +1

      @@nernoisionyou’d be surprised, I was a bronze dps and people cared more than my diamond tank lobby’s. Also anyone suggestion for gameplan immediately turns to super toxicity in chat

    • @seamusmooney1308
      @seamusmooney1308 29 дней назад

      @@nernoisionlike I’d suggest high ground or something other than main and I get cursed out

    • @iSuckAtGamesGG
      @iSuckAtGamesGG 29 дней назад +1

      i will not be nice, i'll just tell it how it is

  • @kings5223
    @kings5223 Месяц назад +70

    I love bronze clips. It's like watching a toddler trying to recreate a Picasso painting.

    • @ColeTanaka
      @ColeTanaka 28 дней назад +5

      ironically, that's the inverse of what picasso was trying to do with his art, re-learn how to draw like a child

  • @ToesTeaTy
    @ToesTeaTy Месяц назад +35

    Jade weapons and mythic skins in bronze is some nasty work

    • @moleedaboi
      @moleedaboi 29 дней назад +2

      Yeah, that shit caught me off guard.

    • @braxbro6674
      @braxbro6674 28 дней назад +3

      I actually got this jade using my Gold support rank, I think. I didn't have any supports that I wanted a jade gun for, so I got it for Pharah because christmas omnic gun ig lmao

  • @polskistalker
    @polskistalker Месяц назад +24

    This game was almost as chaotic as team Schmungus games

    • @braxbro6674
      @braxbro6674 26 дней назад

      needs more orisa chanting

  • @iampineappleonpizza
    @iampineappleonpizza Месяц назад +35

    This guy a real g for showing us bronze

  • @zacharyjune7510
    @zacharyjune7510 29 дней назад +9

    Secuirty cam widow is funny af

  • @DestroyerOfDoom
    @DestroyerOfDoom Месяц назад +32

    So many suicidal supports

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Месяц назад +19

      whenever the enemy dps aren't doing the job of pressuring them, they gotta take action into their own hands

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 28 дней назад +1

      All supports are suicidal sometimes

  • @GoatOfAllTrades
    @GoatOfAllTrades 29 дней назад +9

    5:28 Ah yes. A bronze players greatest enemy...Gravity.

  • @xDeliv3ratoRx
    @xDeliv3ratoRx Месяц назад +7

    I enjoyed this one. Good light hearted fun without excessive roasting. Certified Spilo quality content.

  • @MaybeT0XIC
    @MaybeT0XIC Месяц назад +13

    Lucio booping his friendly pharah hahaha thats golden

    • @evilhippo887
      @evilhippo887 29 дней назад +3

      Pretty sure it was the enemy Lucio. He booped her out of widow sightlines.

    • @cagxplays9602
      @cagxplays9602 29 дней назад +1

      can't boop friendlies

    • @MaybeT0XIC
      @MaybeT0XIC 29 дней назад

      @@cagxplays9602 i know i know, but i thought it was the friendly lucio who did it, but its the enemy lucio oops

    • @MaybeT0XIC
      @MaybeT0XIC 29 дней назад

      @@evilhippo887 ah oops

  • @chunk1179
    @chunk1179 27 дней назад +1

    this person is so charming, they are having so much fun rewatching their own plays

  • @T0B1.
    @T0B1. 29 дней назад +2

    First 60s got me 💀. Feels like there's a whole world in bronze out there that I'm not aware of.

  • @patrickstar1164
    @patrickstar1164 Месяц назад +43

    My dps in diamonds behave exactly like this. Get rolled, never swap, never reposition, never change tactics or approach. 19 deaths, 2 elims, 3000 damage, tank diff (of course). 😊

    • @ducasse8473
      @ducasse8473 Месяц назад +8

      My tank in diamond is always saying dps diff.

    • @i.r.weasel7042
      @i.r.weasel7042 29 дней назад +2

      Overwatch is designed as a triangle, you can see triangles appear everywhere in its visuals like it's logos, on characters, Rock>Paper>Scissors...
      I don't know if the devs intended for that same type of triangle to appear in the flame blame game 😂

    • @notfranklin4916
      @notfranklin4916 29 дней назад +9

      Damn, I bet you'd instantly get GM if it wasn't for those pesky teammates!

    • @patrickstar1164
      @patrickstar1164 29 дней назад +3

      @@notfranklin4916 i am a former gm, 4000+ rating in ow1, lol.

    • @Summonick2
      @Summonick2 29 дней назад +7

      @@patrickstar1164I was the best sax player in highschool, nice!

  • @assimilater-quicktips
    @assimilater-quicktips 29 дней назад +2

    I had a two week period early in my Overwatch “career” when I dropped from silver into bronze (old Overwatch 1 sr system, post echo release) and those were easily the most ridiculous games I’ve ever played to this day lol

  • @Persephone_
    @Persephone_ Месяц назад +6

    security camera widowmaker must've toggled for that potg

  • @user-cy6xl3vd3f
    @user-cy6xl3vd3f 29 дней назад +4

    Not the moira fading off the map then using heal orb for herself 💀

  • @Lordin_
    @Lordin_ Месяц назад +33

    "I dont pay attention to my teammates on bronze" buddy thats exactly why youre one of them

    • @josephreynolds2401
      @josephreynolds2401 Месяц назад +2

      If he uses wallride on Lucio then he's at least silver.

    • @cagxplays9602
      @cagxplays9602 29 дней назад +2

      @@josephreynolds2401 lmaoooo reasonable

    • @braxbro6674
      @braxbro6674 26 дней назад

      I'm gold on support lmao.

  • @slordar
    @slordar Месяц назад +2

    I feel like the biggest difference between and low rank and higher rank dps is respecting the enemy. Once you learn to take turns instead of trying to force plays it feels like everything starts to fall into place.
    For support players. Playing as a healer will get you no-where, play like you are momma bear protecting her cubs. I play brig and kiri a lot and my best games are where I am playing like I couldn't be bothered to heal. Who needs healing if the enemy team is sent back to spawn 😂
    Finally tank, its tricky since you have the biggest control of the flow. Counter swapping is basically unavoidable as seen even in pro play. Not that you can't get to a high rank playing one tank. You just can't play tank on autopilot like dps and support. You are the lead role and most people aren't able to take that responsibility and adapt. People can and will do everything they can to make your game more difficult and its not your teams job to dump all their resources just into keeping you alive for 5 seconds.

  • @tutakprime
    @tutakprime 29 дней назад +2

    wow so many people fell off the map randomly

  • @tortue_
    @tortue_ Месяц назад +1

    Great 8 minutes of top notch bronze action going down, you love to see it.

  • @pastromer8552
    @pastromer8552 29 дней назад +3

    Spilo looksmaxing on the bronze players

  • @RatziFatzi
    @RatziFatzi 29 дней назад

    This was a Very Fun Code Review!
    I would like to see more of the Lower Stuff that is Just Funny XD
    The High Ranked to but sometimes it has to be Funny ^^

  • @jackmorgan8914
    @jackmorgan8914 27 дней назад +1

    For me, I can’t wrap my head around how some people can be so bad at something after doing it for so long. U have hours on a game yet u still play like u have 2 left feet

  • @stackdnb
    @stackdnb 22 дня назад

    this student sounds so chill

  • @moleedaboi
    @moleedaboi 29 дней назад +1

    Bronze is such a confusing rank to play. I was in bronze when i started playing in 2022, and I'd occasionally stop to try and understand why my teammates were so spread out. I knew that's not how the game was supposed to be played and whenever I'd suggest a strategy to win, I usually get these types of responses by my teammates: "it's just bronze bro". A lot of these players are not trying...

  • @ld_raine4247
    @ld_raine4247 29 дней назад

    Do you have the full review available as well? As a bronze/silver solo pharah I could use the tips myself lol...

  • @blacktuxwidow4318
    @blacktuxwidow4318 29 дней назад

    "Security camera widowmaker" 😂😂😂

  • @chunk1179
    @chunk1179 27 дней назад

    this is amazing… probably the most entertaining game of overwatch ever

  • @souchicken
    @souchicken 29 дней назад +2

    how does brax not only donate $10 every stream, but also provide you with the best content? goat material imo. alongside talents like ryan and myself.

    • @whaloob
      @whaloob 27 дней назад

      I need to provide him more grade A throwing content tbh, I must pursue microcelebrity status by virtue of being known by followers of another, slightly larger, microcelebrity

  • @wm8401
    @wm8401 26 дней назад

    Good use of the rooftops. This man is silver material for sure. Only a matter of time.

  • @spookiboys
    @spookiboys 29 дней назад +2

    contentmaxxing

  • @WhatAMagician
    @WhatAMagician 26 дней назад

    Haha I also am low SR (but improving) and I’m sure I’ll miss the chaos if I manage to climb up.

  • @peradolia
    @peradolia Месяц назад +1

    my tank and dps are in gold but for some reason i cant get my support out of bronze 😭 i cant win more than 2 matches consecutively

  • @BrambleJam
    @BrambleJam 29 дней назад

    All of my bronze games just have a WHOLE bunch of tryhards, and lots of falling to our deaths

  • @drakath5727
    @drakath5727 29 дней назад

    oh my god i forgot how absolutely hilarious bronze was to be in. Almost makes me miss it. Almost.

  • @lavenderexee
    @lavenderexee 29 дней назад

    it's true in bronze we are all just clueless and hoping to win a game

  • @Rougewave_fun
    @Rougewave_fun 29 дней назад

    I’m in bronze 20 and man…… I’m all about that bass ♾️♾️

  • @davidcreevey9171
    @davidcreevey9171 21 день назад

    this is where i am at also... forced to carry this sufferage a better part of my lobbies. havent even finished placements.

  • @Ropewatch
    @Ropewatch 29 дней назад

    I wish I fell to bronze. This looks so easy. But it would suck for the bronze people.

  • @KirbyOnCronic
    @KirbyOnCronic 29 дней назад

    Honestly his aim ain’t half bad, just bad decision making.

  • @bydlchz3354
    @bydlchz3354 29 дней назад

    My bronze games aren’t like this. Tbh.

  • @Drive.2011
    @Drive.2011 Месяц назад

    Missed interpreted it as "Bronze is NOT a real human"

  • @romansrevengethethirdstrik8086
    @romansrevengethethirdstrik8086 29 дней назад

    Ive saw a kiriko tp to that exact same spot on a frogger video so
    It can happen to anyone

  • @veimat3394
    @veimat3394 Месяц назад

    THATS BRONZE?

    • @veimat3394
      @veimat3394 Месяц назад

      Ok i just see the start but then year

  • @dboyedoe
    @dboyedoe Месяц назад +4

    Bronze and Silver are deceptively hard to climb out of bc of the sort of things we saw here. Carrying is one thing, but what do you even do when your team is like this 😂

    • @melo7038
      @melo7038 Месяц назад +27

      Enemy team even more likely to have idiots, since you are the controlling factor.
      If you want to get out of bronze, don't feed. Stay alive and keep up pressure. Don't play like the epic suicidal carry. Because odds are, you aren't good enough to do that.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Месяц назад +11

      its not deceptively hard, you just have to not commit to stupidity and chaos just because everyone else is committing to stupidity and chaos.
      If this player was focused on their job and knew their limits + opportunities, they could have server admin'd this match so damn hard even without improving their mechanics at all. It's only "deceptively hard" to people who deceive themselves by thinking they don't belong at or near bronze to begin with.

    • @knyt0
      @knyt0 Месяц назад

      if you can't win games like this at a positive winrate then you are simply ass at the game

    • @alvin_row
      @alvin_row Месяц назад +2

      It's extremely easy to win these games. I'm diamond-masters and once I smurfed by accident (I played open queue ranked and didn't have a rank there lol). It was silly, I just kept killing the whole enemy team since they didn't have the awareness or reaction times to fight back accordingly. If you're good enough, you'll destroy any bronze lobby you're in.

    • @jordyygordyy
      @jordyygordyy Месяц назад +11

      Lower ranks blame their teammates. Higher ranks self analyze and improve. If you are in bronze, you are the dumb teammate. Hope that helps.

  • @addisonbaum5526
    @addisonbaum5526 29 дней назад

    bro thinks hes a coach