Darkseid Was Kind of a Loser
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- One of the most fascinating characters created by Jack Kirby, Darkseid made his formal comics debut in 1971 and didn't appear in animation until 1984 in Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show as well as The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians in 1985. Also Frank Welker had to talk to himself an awful lot in both shows as he voiced both Darkseid and Kalibak.
I wonder what Jack Kirby thought about this Hanna-Barbera take on the God of Evil because it seems like he's going through a mid-life Crisis. - Приколы
Darkseid sounds like he smokes about 5 packs a day.
Systemhalodark You forgot the 0 with the 5.
05
Night Hunter Accuracy overload 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
More like 60 cartons.
Systemhalodark, sound more like 5 smokestacks a day.
This really hasn't aged well...
Yeah it really hasn't. But it has a certain campy charm to it. Thankfully Michael Ironside gave us the definitive Darkseid in Superman TAS and Justice League years later.
On a 19" 480p 1980 television it looked really good as a kid! I was 6-7 when this was airing on TV. :-)
The Paranormalist it wasn’t ever really good in the 1st place
ikr
Still more fun than the New 52 Movies.
Imagine if this was his personality during apokolipse war
That we’ll be very interesting
Then not that many people would have died
Then that would be a hentai
And thats why his paradoom torn apart wonder woman's hand
Darkseid has become a chad
0 _MEGA with the same voice actor
Darkseid wanna get dat backseid
Lmao
Come, join the LightSeid.
underratted comment
1:58 He did get some backseid lmao
Bro my throat hurt just from hearing him talk, get this man a glass of water
I wonder what this phenomenon is called...
Because I feel it, too.
Batman: hold my voice box.
His voice sucked too.
Its A Voice lol
Wonder Woman is basically Princess Peach to Darkseid’s Bowser
And yet he sounds like Venture Bros' King Gorilla's grandpa...so Donkey Kong as well.
What do we have here?
Is supes Mario?😳
yep. she didn't do nothing to defend herself
@@devilguysadboi5587 no, he’s Luigi. Batman’s Mario
"Wonder Woman is found Desaad and we will stop at nothing to simp her"
"Ready the chloroform. We will use the old ways."
"Wonder woman has no protectors here. No lanterns. No Kryptonians. She will fall like all the others."
Steppenwolf, ZSJL
Beats the hell out of trying to have sex with death like Thanos.
@@OmegaMan2525
Does it? Comic Thanos wanted to bang a cosmic being while Darkseid just wants to bang some magic clay modeled after a humans.
@Dexter clarence Fongkot
Thats recent. At the time of the simping Darkseid, she was just a woman made of clay blessed with powers by the gods.
Hell, 20 years ago, you had the cartoons suggesting she was the daughter of Hades. xD
"That's REX Luthor to you!"
Holy shit, he really is the world's smartest man
Truly 12the Level Intellect.
Overqualified
Darkseid:*Is walking through portal slowly*
Superman: H e ‘ s e s c a p i n g!
*proceeds to watch him escape*
10/10 Effort!
The man of steel everybody
It's the Snyder cut
They're not allowed to chase bad guys near the end of an episode.
It was just a polite thing back in the 70ies to allow villains to escape.
Darkseid participating in a bidding war is hilarious.
Watching him get BTFO'd with that 100 million bleems bid was the cherry on top xD
What were they even bidding on, JFK’s golf clubs?
And the Super Powers team's flimsy disguise as ice people from an ice planet. You can't just throw on a snuggee and say, "Hey, look at me, I'm an alien now!"
"Who presumes to outbid Darkseid!?"
I also love the name of the currency. Say "one hundred million bleens" without laughing.
Justice League: Bidding Wars
This is what a Joss Whedon Darkseid would be like
So True LMAO XD I Actually Wanna See That XD
It could be worse, like Darkseid mother's name being Martha ;)
@@leonreborn1308 "Worse"? You Mean A Coincidence,
@@GameDevAraz a worse coincidence*
@@leonreborn1308 why did you say that name!? Such a dogshit film lol
Damn darkseid can’t take a hint. This dark sied doesn’t seem very evil it just sounds like he really wants to get laid
Darkseid: "Give me Wonder Woman, a couple bottles of vodka and come back in two weeks." Superman: "No." Darkest: "Fine..........12 days."
Hi sexy
*is she alone?*
Michael Tomecsek Even Kalibak seemed creeped out
ROFLMAO!!! LIKE, EVERY TIME!!!
That seemed kinda rapey
I read this as it happened and it was 10x better.
"I thought you would be interested!"
First Why is darkseid in love with wonder woman, and second WHY IS DARKSEID AT AN AUCTION BIDDING 50 MILLION BLEENS?!?
_OMEGA BLEENS_
Hoes love da bleeng lol
Carl Rice what the hell even is a bleen
Why is *blank* in love with Wonder Woman is not hard to answer.
Well he's a new God and she's half old God, he probably wanted to make a hybrid super God baby of course.
Despite Darkseid's goofier portrayal in this series I think Frank Welker's vocal performance was truly badass. 🤩
Imagine what he would do with the character today in a slightly more serious version, maybe in a New Gods animated series?
Too bad his badass voice was wasted on corny dialogue.
@@edwardgaines6561It's delicious 😋 😍 😜 😀 😄 😊.
Love this voice that Welker uses! Also was awesome when he used it for Krulos, Dr Claw, Soundwave and the Cave of Wonders.
The Twist: Darkseid and Wonder Woman were messing around the whole time. This is just the kinky game they play.
Hearing robin say Holy anything just gets me dying everytime 😂😂😂
Holy rusted metal batman
*HOLY DARKSEID FUCKING WONDER WOMAN FURIOUSLY SUPERMAN*
Holy wonder woman fuckems
*HOLY PENETRATING, ITS DARKSEID FUCKING WONDER WOMAN*
@@Nannowatts19482
Perfect
*FOX NEWS
"Former ruler of Apokolips impeached for sexual assault scandals resurfacing from the past. He had this to say:
Darkseid: "FOOLS! YOU QUESTION A GOD?"
His trial planned for this coming december."
“FOX NEWS Update.
Darkseid didn’t arrive to his trial and is being searched for. In other news, we have Batman as an eye witness
Batman: “...wanna know my secret Identity?”
He sure sounds like a politician.
The best news report
@@evanlight2550 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@yesmansam6686 😂😂
Fun fact: This Darkseid is voiced by none other than Frank Welker who voiced Megatron and Dr.Claw who you can definitely hear the resemblance of in this voice
Kalibak sounds more like Megatron, whereas Darkseid sounds like Soundwave/Dr.Claw.
He sounds almost 1:1 with his Soundwave voice minus the filter here.
Snyder cut Darkseid
Steppenwolf: antilife is here on earth
Desaad: let me call the master
Darkseid: yes?
Steppenwolf: antilife is here on earth my master
Darkseid: I'm alone, Desaad and Granny arent here
Steppenwolf: oh yeah boss Wonder Woman is totally here
Darkseid: yay
"Ready the viagra. We will use the old ways."
-Darkseid, probably
The comment im totally lookin for!
Fun Fact: The actor plays Desaad here would return to voice him again in the 2003 Justice League series (tho he only had like two lines before Darkseid dusted his ass into oblivion)
Huh. Neat.
Alternate fun fact: In the Latin American Spanish dub, the actor that plays Darkseid reprised the role in LEGO DC Super Villains.
Not only that, he was Odo in Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
From now on whenever I see an incel online I’ll assume they have darkseid’s voice
All the garbage soyboy cucks saying "incel" having no idea how retarded they look doing so
@@Fudgaboutit shut up darksied
"Hahaha incel I am so funny please laugh "
@@nra3zehuti781 no need to be angry Darkseid
He sounds like "Dr. Claw" from "Inspector Gadget".
Same voice actor, Frank Welker
@@squallofthedai that's what I thought.
@@squallofthedai And the precursors from Jack & Daxter
Nina B. Thank you I knew I recognized him from somewhere
The animation at 9:46 was actually pretty cool, the smoke on the top of the building.
8:07 Cyborg looking like he just got out of the hospital full of bandages from an accident.
0:44 Kalibak be like:😊
Penetrate the hall of justice? Followed by “Wonder Woman will be my first victim” wtf lol!
Superman and Batman are next!
Darkseid: the original incel
Looool
Simp*
When Darseid saw Thanos simp for Death.
Darseid: I wonder....(Proceeds to check one of his many forms in the multiverse.)
Why didn't Adult Swim ever do anything with this? We could've had Superfriends 2021!
I am many things Kal-El, but here I am a meme.
Desaad: Darksied look its wonder woman
*Darkseid suddenly appears out of nowhere
Darkseid: Wonder woman? Alone?!?
Darkseid in the animated series would’ve made this Darkseid his slave.
unless this one simped death of the endless
Gagball and all?
@comic xxx subliminals i yearn for death
Nah, I say the opposite
@@spiderjerusalem4009 to be fair, who wouldn't simp for her?
Poor Darkseid just wanted a Queen by his side :(
6:57 this scene almost killed me
4:44 No one gonna bring up how Darkseid just teleported in as soon as he heard "Wonder Woman"?
Imagine how intimidating Frank Welker could've made this character with some better writing
Comic Thanos: I just want to be with Death.
This Darkseid: I know right.
Robin sees Wonder woman about to be dragged into a forced marriage.
Robin: Holy proposals!!!
Oh Bruce where did you go wrong?
in everything
He slapped Robin and it became a meme
I feel bad for Frank Welker's throat, having to voice Darkseid.
And Calibek too from the sounds of it.
Goes back and forth from being Megatron to being The Claw from Inspector Gadget xD
Darkseid is the most patient villian of all time. He be like “ I am going to destroy earth, eventually. Next year maybe of possibly 30 years from now”
0:34 Why didn't Darkseid just tell the truth and say he was praying?
Darkseid: [De-evolves Steve]
Wonder Woman: "Steve! Wow. You're so manly!. Crank it up, Darkseid!"
It seems Darkseid was looking for the anti-consent equation.
XD
that is actually what the anti-life equation is
@@kusakabe3264 literally lmao
MATH IS USEFUL!
@@kusakabe3264 good catch haha.;
His powers are unprecedented levels of throat cancer.
Jesus
Gradius *Christian Bales Batman intensifies*
*W E R E A R E T H E Y ! ?*
@@stealthiscool
Sounds more like Dr Claw/Soundwave.
Penetration must be applied
*Kalibak* : Father, I have a plan to slay Highfather and conquer New Genesis once and for all!
*Darkseid* : ...
*Darkseid* : Will Wonder Woman be there?
Jean Leon Gerome 😂😂😂
*Desaad* : Master, I’ve discovered a vital component of the Anti Life Equation!
*Darkseid* : ...
*Darkseid* : Will it help make Wonder Woman like me?
ElmoStreetside 😂😂😂
Lol😂
Jean Leon Gerome lol seriously, my side's are splittin' 😂
I love how he's basically Bowser in this
Oh man, now I see it! Now I want to watch The Super Mario Bros Super Show!
Bowser before Bowser
Pretty accurate/fair comparison.
is it Bowser? For me, it sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
In terms of voice yea, but in terms of personality and actions it’s Bowser at his goofiest
Desaad: We found the location of the Anti-
Darkseid: Shut it Desaad we must find Wonder woman
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pootis Spencer I get your reference.
Darkseid low-key simping for wonder woman is absolute gold.
I mean, Darkseid's smart, he could figure out how to do both.
Darkseid: Wonderwoman ehhh... is she alone? 😂😂😂
He just really shy
*Leans Forward*
*SIMPSEID* !!!!
I WISH TO SPEAK OF YOU ABOUT THE SEEDS OF DOOOM
I.. uh.. I believe so.
Darkseid 2020: Galaxy conquering, hero killing badass.
Darkseid 1971: Horny.
🤣
and then he got all this powerful shit to marry death and also went to the future to meet old thanos and they killed silver server with thor’s hammer, and when death came, they fought for the death to get the rights of kissing death and marrying her. thanos then realized death was ruining his life and his son became a simp for death, and thanos was killed. then he was brought back to life and he and hela kissed lmao
We dont know anything about darkseid in the new movies. But the best non comic version so far is the one from the superman animated series and justice league animated series
Lol, good theory, but this was '85
Simp*
I think Darkseid found the anti-wife equation by mistake
Wonder Woman joins the JL and the Me Too.
I wish I knew that one
@@mechasentai yeah cuz Darkseid tried to rape her.
He used the old ways :P
Kalibak did not seem to be thrilled at getting a new mommy.
He sounds like cookie monster trying to speak whole sentences.
After he smoked a 12 pack of cigarettes.
He sounds like Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
@@kitsunegiblaze8022
Agreed
He sound like another Decepticon in TF G1
Not surprising. Considering Frank Welker voiced several decepticons, dr. Claw and Darkseid.
"Penetrate the hall of justice." Geez darkside control yourself
When you're a power hungry person like me, it's hard to control yourself until you realized that you gone too far.
same thoughts
it sounded like the voice actor was having a hard time saying that one like he couldnt keep a straight face
Lavernius Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow
@@tree_alone Frank Welker.
This better be how he acts in the Snyder Cut
ima riot if he aint like this
Petition to make this happen
He should atleast say "Wonder woman eh?"
Be better than whatever the DCEU would do
Well it’s confirmed that it’ll be young Darkseid who’ll show up there so there’s a high chance it’s going to be playboy Darkseid from his frat days
Darkseid's goals:
Justice League: Anti-life equation and beating JL
Super Friends: Wonder Woman's booty
Wouldn’t be surprised if he still wants too, he just hides it real well.
Dude wonderwoman is sexy asf! Even the old school one here is cute.
I can respect his hussle
He STILL wants her as his consort. nowadays, he just doesn't want to reveal it like he did in this series
@@NJ-eo2oc sh-- i want her too. Di you see how w onderwoman is drawn these days ?? I understand. I think he would turn good if she would really commit to him.
Darkseid: We will use the old ways
The old ways:
Simpler times.
@@rumham2834 Simpler Is A Word, You Mean "Simp"ler XD
Underrated comment 😂😂🔥👍🏾
That's why he went to her funeral in the Snyder Cut. He could never forget his first crash!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not these definitely
I'm surprised that Robot Chicken hasn't done at least one sketch based on Darkseid's crush on Wonder Woman. XD
I don't even watch Robot Chicken, but I agree.
Didn't superman kiss Darkseid in one of the robot chicken sketches and come to regret it.
I'd also like to see a sketch where everyone is making fun of Aquaman only to find out he has a hot wife.
@@jacobweatherford4696 Possibly? The only context I can think of for that is the "super memory wipe kiss". If it happened, I haven't seen it. XD
@@aaronkelly1762 Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, they play hard into the "loser Aquaman" gag and clearly have a big knowledge of DC, so I'm surprised that Mera's been glossed over. XD
Proper Aquaman rocks, though.
"That's no way to treat a lady!" * adds a ribbon * Ah, much better!
MegaChickenfish lmao i noticed that too xD
Dear god that hurt to watch
Still laughed though
"Thaaaat's sexist!" DING!
.
His power is to change the matter of stuff I think so he turned the stuff into ribbons, which are easy to break. Obviously you didn't know this along with others here but ok
So Darkseid on this show just wants to get into Wonder Woman’s pants? He’s officially the most relatable villain ever
DC makes you relate to the villain more than marvel could ever dream of
@@Cushla-np4pt Bruh... Thanos is literally Death's simp lmao
@@cane9965 did thanos sleep with death ?
@@tako_kawaii1749 I don't think so.
@@tako_kawaii1749 Deadpool did though
Darkseid: "You fools! You brought the android Wonder Woman with us!"
Kalibak:"Apologies, Father! Shall I dispose of it?"
Darkseid: "NO, YOU FOOL! Just leave it in my chambers. I'll... take care of it later."
Garth2The2ndPower 😏
Oh no
Giggity...
thumbs up
Garth2The2ndPower 👀👀👀
Darkseid: Wants to bone Wonder Woman.
Thanos: Wants to bone Death/the grim reaper.
Seems legit.
I really, really hope if DCEU do Darkseid they make him have the hots for Wonder Woman.
@@li-limandragon9287 That would be epic if they do it in the DCEU. i truly hope that'll happen at some point lmao
Li-Li Mandragon took the words right outta my mouth.
The big bads of DC and Marvel are just incels and cucks.
I'd rather bone wonder woman I don't know about you
Surprisingly, it was said that since Darkseid is actually a transcended being, he has no fixed form/body in the multiverse. Therefore all version of Darkseid IS canon, *including* this simp one.
@Demiclea Not actually true. Storylines like Injustice aren't cannon.
@@Sioux-periorGaming incorrect injustice is still part of DC'S multiverse
@Demiclea because the overall story never happened. It's a "What of," not a different universe all together. You can bring in that rick and morty BS here because the same logic does not apply. If you need more proof talk to the heads, writers and creators of DC. They will tell you the same thing because they are the ones who set those rules.
King Solomon wisely he said
All of your fanfics are canon.
wow I can't believe darkseid was a simp
Supervillian Simp
He goes through worlds and dimensions using a skirt. He is a trasvestite simp.
So is Thanos
Darksimp.
If Darkseid can simp we all can
*one of the most powerful DC villains of all time*
And worst written
And still whipped by a chick.
Darkseid is.....kind of a bitch
Doggo Clearly inferior to Super-Friends Darkseid
L Thought Robot stomps
Firestorm: "Wonder Woman, I accidentally- What?"
Somehow I'm more interested in what Firestorm accidentally did.
This is the funniest comment I have ever seen
😂😂
Cpinkman3 Busted a nut in her
I was going to say just that
LMAO I laughed so hard at this scene
So this is the snyder cut everyone is raving about?
No, This Is From Joss Whedons Version XD
Yep joss whedon
Yes.
@@dreymac1226 I haven't watched his 2017 justice league movie yet so I don't understand the hate for Joss Whedon. Sure he has issues with women before but I don't think it'll effect the justice league movie much. I've seen avengers 1 and 2 they were okay. Imma watch it now cya
(edit : BRUNCH YA SMELL GOOD I BELEEV IN JOSSTICE WHERE'S MY MOTHER BOXES WOW WHEDONS A BITCH )
@@hexational105 then watch the movie and see the shit for yourself
He def has a wonder woman body pillow
But when he's clinging to it and shutting his eyes closed hard, he's thinking of superman. You know it. He's just in denial.
@@medexamtoolscom lmao
Don’t we all have one?
@@medexamtoolscom you're wrong for that, LMAO.
@@rickyevans2697 Kind of, I have a Wonder Woman plastic plate and plastic glass.
Darkseid in other shows: Intergalactic warlord who everyone fears.
Darkseid in this show: Hi Mr.BaTmAn, Is WoNdEr WoMaN hOmE?
@@shubhamsaxena2419 Robin: Suffering Simps, Batman! Darkseid is here!
@@shubhamsaxena2419 he is a jolly person here not the edgy deep voiced cautious guy
Could be worse, could be the TTG version
@@mrcritical6751 *THAT IS AN EXTREMELY* good point
@@mrcritical6751 What, you don't like Weird Al?
You have to give it to Darkseid. Even when he has Wonder Woman at his complete mercy he politely asks for her hand. He might be the greatest tyrant of the universe but he's still a gentleman.
Amusingly ironic, considering Darkseid is the embodiment of tyranny, with his ultimate goal being the elimination of free will in the universe.
R
iceguys
At least he still has a goal here, but after getting rejected so many times he became the darkseid he is today being all edgy and shit
And then his Paradooms tears WW's arm in Apokolips War
@@ngrjordi2352 Darkseid is gonna be so pissed. He explicitly said that no harm should come to Wonder Woman!
Darkseid 2020 : i am death, destroyer of the world
Darkseid 1971 : *S I M P*
Thanos before MCU: First time?
Wonder Woman isn't mediocre though.
@@quietek1074 😂😂😂
I mean, what guy hasn't done something stupid to impress a woman? It's practically what civilization was built on.
@@ianfinrir8724 lol i thought it was to discover new shit or sum 💀
Bruh he wanted to clap Wonder Woman cheeks so bad this is the embodiment of every wonder woman fan boy at 12 years old
Who wouldn't want wonder woman .
No world or galactic conquest, no killing, no nothing. Just wanted be knee-deep in Wonder Woman's cheeks. Not too much to ask considering other versions of Darkseid.
@Gabe Stein that's what I said
@Gabe Stein r/whooosh
@@ignisimber2818 Wanting her isn't the problem. Surviving sex with her is problem. Wanting her is one thing, surviving the throes of her passion full force, no holding back is something else entirely.
One of the most powerful villains in the DC universe.
Darksied: Lemme at dat Wonder butt.
Darkseid: *LEMME SMASH*
Anti-Life justifies my Wonder Boner.
She built like an amazon, shes a brick house!!!
Bro, can you blame him tho?
Batman: *SIMP*
Every villain back them were pathetic, like Magneto beaten by a wooden gun. At least Darkseid had a kick ass voice
U can beat a lot of villains with a gun most heroes just don’t use tHem
@Thiago Augusto and in the comics. A while ago I read the first appearance of Doctor Doom from the 60s, it was kinda funny to see thats how the character started out. He threw a giant net over the baxter building to trap the FF
Nowadays, he is the voice of Noob Saibot in MK11!😊
Back then they were just lucky they were able to animate these characters to television and make shows out of them. Writing comes in hindsight lol
We come so far from simple good heroes and evil villains. I sure love when both of them commits to pointless genocide to each other!
Darkseid is just thirsty.
Dat dry Darkseid d*ck
And hungry for some wonder woman ass
Stop writing the script Zack! (or joss)
*You let her gEt AWAAAAYYY*
That wonder booty got him wondering 😳
Superman: "Darkseid? You're quite possibly the worst supervillain I've ever heard of."
Darkseid: "Ah, but you have heard of me."
@Nathaniel Grauel go back to reddit
Go back to the 60's.
This is the only canon darkseid in my eyes
Would you feel better knowing that all versions of Darkseid are canon including this one?
@@PowerCrunchVideos happy
@@PowerCrunchVideos That's it I'm gonna start reading DC, any recommendations?
@@dylan8443 Start with your interested in like flash or superman or Wonder woman or green lantern
You have to love how Darkseid's goals have been reduced from enslaving all life in the galaxy to trying to bone Wonder Woman.
Of course, I see why he's made that his primary goal, but it is still a pretty silly transition.
Dark Claw You can see why? Because I can’t.
Dark Claw it’s like the opposite of Thanos in the MCU. Well... mostly.
@Dark Claw LOL!!! Yeah he sure was hard up for Wonder Woman..
Dark Claw galaxy? He wants to enslave the entire multiverse.
Bieti it’s weird because Thanos wanted to bang Death only to transition to wiping out the universe to balance it while Darkseid wanted to enslave the multiverse to transition to wanting to bang Wonder Woman in this dumb cartoon.
Darkseid is a complicated multi-faceted character. He has his darkseid but he also has his tiredseid, his thristyseid, his poorseid, his gullibleseid, and his not-feeling-it-today-imma-just-sit-downseid.
those were allseids i didnt account for.
@@tegamingother they always say bothseids have a point...
@@antenna_prolly hmmmm... I think I'll Seid with you on that point ;)
Lol
That's why he is often encountered sitting on a couch.
*Darkseid:* "with this power I'll be able to penetrate-"
*Me:* "WOAH WOAH WHAT!??!"
*Darkseid:* "-the Hall of Justice!."
0:55 1:35 wow he has the hots for wonder woman. Must suck to be the only woman and be passed around like a joint 😂
Wonder Woman's Hall of Justice
The Only thing he's trying to Penetrate is Wonder Woman
WHOA! darkseid. calm down my friend. (hall of justice) oh.... ok man.
How about at 0:45 Variant? He literally said not to hurt her :P
Darkseid is so relatable, can't tell you how many times I've asked a wonderful Woman to me my bride/Queen shortly after kidnapping her and then for whatever reason she turns me down, one day me and Darkseid will get to penetrate someone's hall of justice.
Huntress: I’d like to see his secret cave
Cat woman: what a weapon, what a Bang
@JOHN JOHN that's what alot of dudes goals are
Just without overwhelming power
Why doesn't this comment have more likes? 💀
@Taco Shock
I don't know, I don't even remember writing this comment either.
“Penetrate the hall of justice” “first is wonder woman”
Very friendly
Lol
*_Holy proposals_*
That was my favourite part
The comment im lookin for!
😂
Firestorm: "Darkseids a man?!"
Darkseid is a man of culture, he out here trying to clap them cheeks.
I shall have you Wonder Woman!
Nah he simp
🤣
@Le Troll Face Jesus Christ. Your name is literally Le Troll Face and you still take jokes too seriously
Holy Proposals!!
"ready the chloroform desaad, we will use the old ways."-Mixedfeelers1138
XD
*[Ancient Lamentation Music Plays]*
@@Mukyoukai lol
I don't think the Hall of Justice is all he wants to penetrate.
Thanos: wipe out half the universe
Darkseid: tried to bone wonder woman
Thanos did it for a woman tho.
@@satan4o thanos tries to earn it
Darkside basically tried to rape her lmao
(Comics)
Darkseid: Tried to conquer the galaxy
Thanos: Wants to bone death.
@@catherinetaylor8900 thanos is a much better character then darkside tho
@@Miuranger1 said the marvel poser
This show ruined Aquaman's image for decades, but somehow Darkseid survived this unscathed
Because he later appeared in the Superman Animated Series and Justice League show of the 1990s and early 2000s.
@@pulgoso_97 So did Aquaman and Aquaman was cool in those.
@@Omnicrom. In both his and knuckles' case a movie needed!
Well, Aquaman is more well known than Darkseid. Most non comic fans have at least heard of Aquaman, but most of them have never even heard of Darkseid.
Aquaman also had his own show
So this is where Christian bale would learn his Batman voice.
There was a video where Kevin Conroy made fun of Bale's voice, I don't know if he was in a comic Con but he made hilarious comments on Bale's voice.
I laughed way too hard. Also this would be where Micheal Keaton would learn the voice. Keaton was the one who brought the voice to the character
@@raptalos9412 damn 😂😂😂😂😂
That Guy With The Ideas yeah it’s pretty cool
@@raptalos9412 def is man. Completely agree.
Darkseid the original r/niceguys
So is bowser r/incels?
6:23 Cutest photo of Grand Uncle, Father and son.
@@ja9luvs2befree true
And Entitled Parents too.
Facts.
Can you believe Darkseid wouldn't be a bad guy if he was able to get laid
bringbackprerenderedbackgrounds 2k18 the only way to stop war : have sex
Did you just compare Darkseid to a school shooter?
Maxisamo1 I know some school shooter act like this because a girl say no but I wasn't referenced to that sorry if my comment was disrespectful
Mr.Game I honestly just find it pretty dark lol
In his past there was a person he TRULY loved, her name was Suli, his first wife and mother of Kalibak. Darkseid even wanted to change for her and became better person, but his bitch mother used Deesad to poison her, then Darkseid did exactly the same thing on her and became more cold and evil than before. Really tragic backstory that is heavily reminding me of works of Wiliam Shakespeare and Greek tragedies.
Darkseid and the Quest for Penetration
I am ur 1+333rd like
Story of my life.
Lol imagine Darkseid and Thanos had a double date with Wonder Woman and Lady Death.
I Though Lady Death Was With Dead Pool... Wtf
@@GameDevAraz Read more about Thanos then.
@@josel3441 Read? Wtf, This Isn't 1974, Fool
@@GameDevAraz Lol whatever you say pal.
@@GameDevAraz You're right, this is 1984
He wants to penetrate the hall of justice. That doesn't sound good
Wonder Woman's name isn't "The Hall of Justice" though.
@@Rialster it could be a euphemism for something else
Kalibak: Father! Wonder Woman has requested permission to land on Apocalypses!
Darkseid: Wonder Woman eh? Is ShE aLoNe?
Bat Link
Darksied has the hots for her and who can blame him
He was so obsessed with Wonder Woman XD
So obsessed that he enlists his own son to get laid with Wonder Woman lol \;D
Kalibak: ...Father, would mother approve of this?
Darkseid: *SHE MUSTN'T KNOW!!!!!!!*
Thirsty af
He wants Wonda Womaan
Darkseid; the only villain Diana's ever needed a restraining order against.
Hard to do when he can just boom tube out of nowhere...
Two Words: Doctor Psycho
Well him and Doctor Psycho.
Oh boy I cant WAIT for Snydercut with Darkseid simping after WW
simping after death of the endless
@@spiderjerusalem4009 death will destroy him in a blink ✨
Simpseid
Comicbook Thanos: I'm a simp
Superfriends Darkseid: Same
Thanos is actually pretty cool in the comics though.
@@raycom201 He's a cool simp.
This version of Darksied is more of an incel
Kayvee counter argument: yes
Kayvee hey man, that’s your opinion. Though I personally disagree. I’m not much of a comic guy so to each his own I suppose