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  • @DoctorPorkenfries
    @DoctorPorkenfries 7 лет назад +17512

    It seems like Jean's mutant ability is to hold things up just long enough for Rogue to show up and take over.

    • @skylargrey8016
      @skylargrey8016 6 лет назад +372

      DoctorPorkenfries HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 6 лет назад +74

      😹😹😹💀

    • @nezzyness4053
      @nezzyness4053 6 лет назад +108

      That had me rolling

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey 5 лет назад +151

      And in every case, if she hadn’t, Rogue alone couldn’t have done a fucking thing to help.

    • @delcajuban4274
      @delcajuban4274 5 лет назад +204

      This Movie shows how useless Jean is without the Phoenix force compared to Rogue

  • @game5loth996
    @game5loth996 5 лет назад +11966

    Jean: *tries to get a glass of water*
    Jean: UAAAGHAGH

  • @tattmaniac73
    @tattmaniac73 Месяц назад +1084

    You can tell that the second Jean that appears at the end of episode 2 of X-Men '97 is the real one because the first thing she does is faint

    • @AP5700
      @AP5700 Месяц назад +67

      Facts 😂

    • @marcanorojasmiguelangel462
      @marcanorojasmiguelangel462 Месяц назад +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @IBmaster4
      @IBmaster4 Месяц назад +25

      Of course she is real

    • @webberfan1234
      @webberfan1234 Месяц назад +36

      Literally laughed out loud. Thank you sir.

    • @majimetanuki
      @majimetanuki Месяц назад +19

      You're right! If this doesn't happen then why are we doing a reboot?! 💀

  • @alpborakirte801
    @alpborakirte801 2 месяца назад +1528

    I bet Phoenix force was like; oh god i should have chosen Rogue

    • @Leodog92
      @Leodog92 Месяц назад +69

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SO TRUE

    • @izrael820
      @izrael820 Месяц назад +47

      And now it's stuck with her

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek Месяц назад +63

      Phoenix Force: Fine, I'll do it myself

    • @qweqwe9678
      @qweqwe9678 Месяц назад +31

      poor Phoenix force 🥺😢

    • @mrsuperheroe3162
      @mrsuperheroe3162 Месяц назад +6

      😂yeah

  • @alex26138
    @alex26138 4 года назад +10469

    When you lie on your resume and still get the job

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 4 года назад +188

      the couch manager AAHAJAJAHAJAHJAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @alpha8here
      @alpha8here 4 года назад +163

      You, my friend, are terrible 😂😂😂😂

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 4 года назад +78

      the couch manager almost quite literally, laughed my ass off. Good stuff.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 4 года назад +23

      the couch manager bro😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aboutmybacon
      @aboutmybacon 4 года назад +13

      Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bluepirate04
    @bluepirate04 4 года назад +4892

    You a level 5 Omega mutant and you losing to a TV cord...

    • @cherisedavidson5933
      @cherisedavidson5933 4 года назад +84

      Ellaway Amiker 💀💀💀💀

    • @chimaeraarts
      @chimaeraarts 4 года назад +371

      The TV cord is a new level mutant

    • @thegeek4145
      @thegeek4145 4 года назад +242

      No, you an omega level Telekinetic and Telepathy, fucking trip over and hit your head in the middle of a battle where you weren't fighting anyone...

    • @blairturner139
      @blairturner139 4 года назад +36

      Well her powers are on lock down cause of the professor so she's much weaker to keep her from losing control

    • @wobblebobble5214
      @wobblebobble5214 4 года назад +88

      Can’t be worse than Magneto losing to a wooden gun.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Месяц назад +576

    The fact that she's the only one in the opening credits to not have a superhero name should've been an immediate red flag.

    • @Tedfufu
      @Tedfufu  Месяц назад +106

      Marvel Girl is a terrible name though

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 Месяц назад +51

      @@Tedfufu True, but they could've made up some new name for her. They already renamed Changeling to Morph to avoid getting sued by DC.

    • @silverlake9839
      @silverlake9839 Месяц назад +45

      I've always called her Phoenix because it's cooler than just using her name 😭

    • @Nubesitas001
      @Nubesitas001 Месяц назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god

    • @sugartonix
      @sugartonix Месяц назад +6

      I mean, if she’s not using Phoenix, she cannot call herself Phoenix

  • @kuriboi952
    @kuriboi952 Месяц назад +955

    Jean: *becomes Phoenix*
    Also Jean:**faints in incompetence**

    • @CaptNeeda1
      @CaptNeeda1 Месяц назад +57

      I'm pretty convinced they made her this way just so they could hear her moan and faint all the time.

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 Месяц назад

      ​@@CaptNeeda1it's possible since how horny this show sometime like I want to felt sorry when they hit jean or rogue but NO instead something rises

    • @mecrac
      @mecrac Месяц назад +16

      "I AM PHOENIX!"
      to
      "Help me..."

    • @napalmballwipes
      @napalmballwipes Месяц назад +4

      fluently in incompetence

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@CaptNeeda1My thoughts exactly because Jesus that moaning audio is crazy

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 5 лет назад +7014

    I think they made Jean Grey that way so the writers can have an excuse to hear her voice actress moan like that

  • @brentaltm
    @brentaltm 5 лет назад +3999

    I love how Rogue is constantly finishing Jean's sloppily handled tasks.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 5 лет назад +238

      That is why Rogue is best X Waifu. Apart from Storm

    • @coreyboy7257
      @coreyboy7257 4 года назад +41

      Brent Altemus storm’s too. Rogue was the real mvp

    • @TheSecretStarr
      @TheSecretStarr 4 года назад +57

      Brent Altemus Agreed! I also always loved how Rogue would have to finish Jean’s tasks because she was too weak to do it herself. I especially loved the scene when Jean fell off the cliff, and Rogue had to fly down and catch her. What I hated is that the writers of the X-Men show were very inconsistent with how Jean could sometimes use her telekinesis to levitate herself and sometimes she could not. Truly, Jean was the weakest of the X-Men in this version of the show. I did like XMEN EVOLUTION, though, where Jean’s powers were played as much stronger and greater than they were in X-Men The animated series.

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 4 года назад +12

      That's all of the X-men.(including Jubilee)

    • @_SkyeLer
      @_SkyeLer 4 года назад +4

      TheSmashMaster9000 I have literal tears from how hard this comment made me laugh 😂

  • @Ozzymandius1
    @Ozzymandius1 Месяц назад +429

    Jean tripping over a rock and incapacitating herself will never not send me.

    • @katokianimation
      @katokianimation Месяц назад +33

      Her two strongest enemies tv cable and pebble

    • @fazmuz86
      @fazmuz86 Месяц назад +10

      All hail the Goblin Queen

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo Месяц назад

      It looked like Scott accidentally flashbanged her

    • @njmo
      @njmo 18 дней назад

      I was about to say yall wrong for that lol

    • @TDItaly98
      @TDItaly98 4 дня назад

      I died

  • @InfernalPume
    @InfernalPume 2 месяца назад +648

    "Your powers are useless against me!"
    "Jokes on you my powers are useless against everyone."

  • @GeorgeN0nu
    @GeorgeN0nu 5 лет назад +5873

    *Jean breathes*
    Jean: " I can't go on any longer. I am dying"

    • @samthevole
      @samthevole 5 лет назад +251

      That’s honestly just relatable though lmao

    • @angelsantos8459
      @angelsantos8459 5 лет назад +63

      Lmao.😂😂

    • @kaisser8915
      @kaisser8915 5 лет назад +96

      "JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

    • @Nastuf
      @Nastuf 5 лет назад +39

      Hey she know the rules she doesn't want to be a thot. A truly respectable woman.

    • @emilyraustine823
      @emilyraustine823 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
    @PrettyH8Mach1n3 5 лет назад +3683

    Even as a child, I was frustrated that all she seemed to do was moan sexually, scream, and get ko'd.

    • @joeskys2362
      @joeskys2362 5 лет назад +401

      IKR Especially that one scene when she is in the bed 4:50. I think the animators had some really weird fetishes. LOL

    • @district730
      @district730 5 лет назад +28

      😭😭😭😭

    • @maviiruhh154
      @maviiruhh154 5 лет назад +21

      Lmao same :D

    • @frankmeza5988
      @frankmeza5988 5 лет назад +13

      @@joeskys2362 yes, pretty, so correct!

    • @CaesarBest
      @CaesarBest 5 лет назад +7

      Yep same here

  • @witchmorrow
    @witchmorrow Месяц назад +221

    not her seeing all her friends get blasted out of existence, not helping at all and just running away, then immediately tripping over a power cord

    • @vongolamistowl
      @vongolamistowl 14 дней назад +8

      She was operating at max capacity in that scene

    • @phillippotee1910
      @phillippotee1910 11 часов назад

      lol I imagine her saying to herself “don’t fall, don’t fall, girl please don’t fa…ahhhhhhh”

  • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
    @user-lb9xw4xf2q Месяц назад +239

    In the comics, she is sometimes Marvel Girl. I think it’s short for, “the fact you ain’t dead is a marvel, girl.”

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 4 года назад +3860

    When you're a super hero but also a stereotypical 50's damsel in distress.

    • @fraschi89
      @fraschi89 3 года назад +169

      You Are so right. Thats all I see... A damsel, solo sthereothypical...

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple 3 года назад +140

      In comes Rogue to save her

    • @DamontheDemon7
      @DamontheDemon7 3 года назад +46

      I know right? They're always doing that! If a main female character is not the typical hot damsel in distress, she's a bitchy tomboy like Rogue.

    • @DuhBeyonder
      @DuhBeyonder 3 года назад +13

      @Barry Clown Amen

    • @truthseeker7548
      @truthseeker7548 3 года назад +22

      Then Rouge shows.

  • @MoeMalikPortfolio
    @MoeMalikPortfolio 4 года назад +2652

    Jean Grey is the perfect example of those Infomercials where people be dropping stuff

    • @Ffeoli1039
      @Ffeoli1039 4 года назад +47

      Way too accurate

    • @DivShadow
      @DivShadow 4 года назад +15

      Lmao

    • @blkchld199
      @blkchld199 4 года назад +9

      Lol, right. Like how can I walk and talk at the same time?

    • @SanctuaryPassion
      @SanctuaryPassion 4 года назад +12

      @ninjast4r I read the bold part in the deep tv man voice and almost peed myself

    • @kawaiicookiuwu3322
      @kawaiicookiuwu3322 4 года назад

      1k like! And I have no life.

  • @MattSaysHello
    @MattSaysHello Месяц назад +60

    Cyclops every 2 minutes: “Jean! No!”

  • @Thisthatfour
    @Thisthatfour 2 месяца назад +425

    "Mom, can I please get an omega mutant?"
    "We already have an omega mutant at home."
    Omega mutant at home:

  • @elijahsmith1127
    @elijahsmith1127 4 года назад +3806

    “I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down”
    *Has her shield broken*
    “Please”

    • @chrissnapmedia
      @chrissnapmedia 4 года назад +273

      The best one in the vid.

    • @havensmith6371
      @havensmith6371 4 года назад +190

      Definitely the funniest moment.

    • @blackluna7021
      @blackluna7021 4 года назад +31

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @a.j.9727
      @a.j.9727 4 года назад +84

      And just when I thought I'd never cry-laugh again!

    • @Speedd701
      @Speedd701 4 года назад +85

      2:05

  • @remylabeau5140
    @remylabeau5140 7 лет назад +3039

    She's always calling on Scott but Rogue is the one that keeps saving her LOL

    • @georgespades9936
      @georgespades9936 7 лет назад +221

      Darrien Harris and then she faints and sighs dramatically.

    • @PsiOps83
      @PsiOps83 7 лет назад +12

      Darrien Harris Lmao IKR

    • @keithp5685
      @keithp5685 7 лет назад +1

      Psy-op8

    • @gutsygutman2475
      @gutsygutman2475 7 лет назад +56

      or Wolverine.. that was a lot of their rivalry too. Gambit and Rogues romance was frustrating even as a kid in the 90's.

    • @ThisIsGlamboy
      @ThisIsGlamboy 7 лет назад +1

      Darrien Harris lol literally

  • @reginalddavis7578
    @reginalddavis7578 Месяц назад +105

    Scott: Jean can you pass me that pen please?
    Jean: AAAUUGH!!!
    Scott: are you serious Jean? Really?!

  • @donnythedingo
    @donnythedingo Месяц назад +92

    Overpowering Jean was supposed to be a way of establishing a high level threat, but ended up making our hero look weak. Like Worf from Star Trek.

    • @frankieseward8667
      @frankieseward8667 Месяц назад +4

      Unlike Jean Word got better

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 Месяц назад +1

      I think Worf had more Ws, TBH

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 8 дней назад +1

      @@frankieseward8667X-men 97 did for Jean what DS9 did for Worf

  • @Moorfeeeus
    @Moorfeeeus 5 лет назад +5012

    Jean sneezes.
    “I’m dying. I can’t handle it”

  • @TheHeatSeekera
    @TheHeatSeekera 5 лет назад +5621

    Omg rogue literally does everything

    • @district730
      @district730 5 лет назад +48

      😭😭😭

    • @MrDarkknight914
      @MrDarkknight914 5 лет назад +364

      Storm was another one in the show they were the main characters sprinkled in with a couple wolverine badass moments. Thats the show in a nutshell.

    • @onetwocue
      @onetwocue 5 лет назад +91

      I know and what sucks is Carol Danvers gets her own movie

    • @MrDarkknight914
      @MrDarkknight914 5 лет назад +93

      @@onetwocue which rogue stole her strength and put into a coma....

    • @rjgholston6331
      @rjgholston6331 5 лет назад +48

      This is really embarrassing to watch, really

  • @ooodatsgottahurt1625
    @ooodatsgottahurt1625 2 месяца назад +191

    She's always fainting because it's exhausting being her

  • @kaprx
    @kaprx 14 дней назад +22

    What makes it even funnier is anytime Jean starts screaming its usually the same audio

  • @bushybrovvs
    @bushybrovvs 5 лет назад +3972

    the part where she randomly tripped and fell had me crying 😭

  • @alecazam6755
    @alecazam6755 4 года назад +3502

    People talk about the power cord and the broken shield, but I think the one that takes the cake is her proudly saying she's phoenix, and then faints immediately for no reason.

    • @CKFIERCE1
      @CKFIERCE1 4 года назад +259

      I SCREAMED in laughter 😭😭😂😂

    • @miumihp374
      @miumihp374 4 года назад +363

      And ends it with: "Help me!" 💀💀💀

    • @v1982on
      @v1982on 4 года назад +147

      And then plops into the water

    • @TeamTowers1
      @TeamTowers1 3 года назад +208

      To be fair it's a fairly accurate recreation of the scene from the comics. Of course it probably worked better there, because comic Jean wasn't useless lol.

    • @San-jx1zd
      @San-jx1zd 3 года назад +34

      @@TeamTowers1 the disrespect. Lol

  • @pagolchagol22
    @pagolchagol22 Месяц назад +66

    Voice acting auditions for Jean: "Give me your best fainting groan"

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 18 дней назад +23

    0:55 Did Jean for real just TRIP? An entire battle going on, and she just TRIPS? No fighting involved, no epic mutant powers, Jean just struggles with keeping herself upright.

  • @doubleswithslightpepper8898
    @doubleswithslightpepper8898 4 года назад +2783

    Jean: I'm a level 5 mutant I'll show u guys my power
    TV Cord: Imma end this girls whole career

    • @twinborn3850
      @twinborn3850 3 года назад +8

      Mario Thomas 🤣

    • @lofivibes3640
      @lofivibes3640 3 года назад +41

      Just saw that and damn im 🤣. I think someone back then seriously hated Jean Grey

    • @johnmilton9789
      @johnmilton9789 3 года назад +42

      Jean: I'm an omega level mutant with the power to wipe out galaxies!
      TV Cord: Bite my copper coated ass! Fixed.

    • @random_84
      @random_84 3 года назад +5

      John Milton978 when I tell you I died

    • @mrf19741
      @mrf19741 3 года назад +4

      DAMN!

  • @kritztalkreviews1437
    @kritztalkreviews1437 4 года назад +4135

    Jean: Possesses literally one of the most powerful cosmic beings in the Marvel universe.
    Also Jean:

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +370

      The Phoenix Force was probably like "I should have merged with someone more useful."

    • @teresaparrilla2293
      @teresaparrilla2293 3 года назад +62

      Xehanort10 Psylocke for example..

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 года назад +15

      @@teresaparrilla2293
      Or Kid Omega

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +43

      To be fair, Jean wasn't merged with it most of the time here. And she actually was marginally useful as Phoenix.

    • @JP-qj2fv
      @JP-qj2fv 3 года назад +2

      But Jean is a Omega level mutant

  • @Laineyface
    @Laineyface Месяц назад +54

    When she falls off the cliff and Rogue saves her it's like "Bruh you can literally fly!"

    • @ESTComics
      @ESTComics 14 дней назад

      She forgot 😂

  • @AlbionLegend
    @AlbionLegend Месяц назад +21

    "UUAAAAUGH!"
    "Jean, the Danger Room hasn't even booted up yet."

    • @rodneytaylor5882
      @rodneytaylor5882 20 дней назад +3

      Jean: I’m supposed to practice what I’ll do in combat, right?

  • @tssdr9419
    @tssdr9419 4 года назад +1473

    That dramatic ass entrance with the “I am Phoenix” only for her to faint 😭😭😭

  • @okayfloatstudios3097
    @okayfloatstudios3097 6 лет назад +975

    *Moans in Jean Grey *

    • @txsumusicman4162
      @txsumusicman4162 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 5 лет назад +10

      **Moans in Jean Grey**
      Just helping out fam.

    • @txsumusicman4162
      @txsumusicman4162 5 лет назад +3

      @@CookiePieMonster 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Poohbear_022
      @Poohbear_022 3 дня назад

      😂😂😂😂 omg ahahahhahaha everytime someone is trying to ask you to get something 😂 *moans in jean grey*

  • @unaclarke6235
    @unaclarke6235 26 дней назад +29

    Every time I look back on her ‘feats’ in this show, I ask myself, “Why did Mr.Sinister want her again?”

    • @duckyfishes9445
      @duckyfishes9445 25 дней назад +10

      Cause the writer said so lol

    • @TheAilmam
      @TheAilmam 24 дня назад +2

      She's hot ig

    • @potsdam28
      @potsdam28 8 дней назад +1

      Because her son was a badass

  • @Pwl9771
    @Pwl9771 Месяц назад +99

    Jean hitting the deck at 00:57 when no one is even near her 😂

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist Месяц назад +15

      It honestly looks liked she tripped and knocked herself out on a rock out of context.

    • @erinbaer5118
      @erinbaer5118 28 дней назад +6

      Lol, looked to me like she tripped over Wolverine. Really redefining the term "team player"

  • @shotgunmasterQL
    @shotgunmasterQL 5 лет назад +3002

    Jean: "I was not strong enough"
    Were you ever?

    • @senseeilikoso821
      @senseeilikoso821 4 года назад +31

      @Thelondonbadger
      also Jean: please!!

    • @donnish3326
      @donnish3326 3 года назад +18

      @9 Tal3s exactly, she's a top tier Marvel character.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 3 года назад +20

      Rogue: bitch, go dark for once, ok?

    • @tomkim-825
      @tomkim-825 Месяц назад +13

      she is only strong when she is evil as dark phoenix. Useless

    • @dariuscarter4244
      @dariuscarter4244 Месяц назад +2

      Everyone " We know 😑"

  • @xVVhite
    @xVVhite 5 лет назад +1797

    the enemies dont have to worry about dealing with jean, she knocks herself out.

    • @msmunoz7499
      @msmunoz7499 5 лет назад +20

      LMFAO

    • @icantakeit
      @icantakeit 4 года назад +23

      That's the cruelest comment about Jean in decades 😂

    • @pkplum7712
      @pkplum7712 4 года назад +3

      LazyBean
      Clearly she’s stunning.

    • @annejia5382
      @annejia5382 4 года назад +1

      Black pearl 💓

    • @Dekenthen
      @Dekenthen 4 года назад +22

      Jean: Don't worry about me imma just go off to do something
      Everyone else: Go ahead, knock yourself out
      Jean: already done--ARAGGHGHGGHH *faints*

  • @novarepter386
    @novarepter386 Месяц назад +26

    The Sentinel had to spend a few seconds deciding whether it was even worth using a energy bolt or just waiting till she randomly fainted to a mild breeze

  • @NeoZero85
    @NeoZero85 4 года назад +3568

    Can’t imagine if Jean wouldn’t be able to finish in the bedroom with Scott, in comes Rogue to finish the job lol

  • @ErickW20
    @ErickW20 4 года назад +2001

    If I were Professor X I would fire Jean and hire Squirrel Girl.

    • @dessindenfer1253
      @dessindenfer1253 4 года назад +175

      I mean she beat iron man and thanos so she would be much more competent than jean XD

    • @sams_not_here
      @sams_not_here 4 года назад +10

      Broly The Sarcastic Savage jean is a teacher at the school so yeah.....its part of the job

    • @rewriter3981
      @rewriter3981 4 года назад +30

      @@sams_not_here yea but no students in this series it's just the x men the only child is jubilee

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 4 года назад +18

      Ocean Man 03 Wanda is emotionally unstable so she wouldn’t be any good either lmfao

    • @babyvision6924
      @babyvision6924 3 года назад +39

      AD B maybe, but at least Wanda wouldn't need Rogue to save her everytime she has to do a mildly strenous task

  • @Nathan-om7ko
    @Nathan-om7ko 2 месяца назад +62

    “I AM THE GUARDIAN, TEACH ME TO-
    UAAAGHAGH”

  • @averageperson434
    @averageperson434 2 месяца назад +22

    Comics Jean Grey: *Bends reality*
    TV Jean Grey: *struggles to lift a glass of water*

  • @GarthTheDestroyer
    @GarthTheDestroyer Год назад +1970

    "Jean, could you get the door, please?"
    "I'm... trying to open... can't...AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!"

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm Месяц назад +119

      "Jean, was it locked??" "NO....the...handle is hard to ...turn....uhhh."

    • @buzznugget
      @buzznugget Месяц назад +71

      "Jean, that door is a PUSH to open"
      No, it goes both ways. Look.... UUAAAAH!"

    • @starfire6789
      @starfire6789 Месяц назад +12

      Lol jeans like the door is too thick can't open it

    • @vegasbaby3669
      @vegasbaby3669 Месяц назад +1

      ROFL

    • @user-ge5vf5md7r
      @user-ge5vf5md7r Месяц назад +1

      Lol

  • @Cymricus
    @Cymricus 4 года назад +2038

    "I can't stop you from hating each other" literally has mind control powers

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 года назад +28

      Cymric
      Doesn't she have psychokenesis? As far as I know that can't alter people's minds.

    • @jjnix95
      @jjnix95 4 года назад +95

      @@ingloriousMachina she has 2 powers telekinesis and telepathy

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 года назад +22

      jjnix95
      Telepathy doesn't mean mind control

    • @jjnix95
      @jjnix95 4 года назад +62

      @@ingloriousMachina it's considered a sub-skill depending on the universe. Like in the tv show heroes the cop Matt starts off only reading minds. His abilities evolve to mind control. For some characters mind control is a separate ability. It's up to whoever writes the characters.

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 года назад +12

      jjnix95
      Well she may control a different sphere of power, otherwise I'm sure she would've done that a long time ago
      Unless she's just so incompetent that she forgot her own power

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 Месяц назад +23

    1:03 Probably the funniest part. Nimrod scans Jubillee and Jean and just decides to blast Jean. Taking out the easier target even though Jubilee has like 1/10000000th the power that Jean does.

  • @AlexisTheDragon
    @AlexisTheDragon Месяц назад +37

    Lol I remember jeans "Uaaagggghhh" even as a single digit aged kid I started realize how silly it was and laughed every time.
    I actually looked forward to it, it was so funny.

  • @Idontexisthihi001
    @Idontexisthihi001 4 года назад +1860

    Someone: throws a ball of paper at Jean
    Jean: AAAAHHH!!! It’s too heavy

    • @milotgarcia0426
      @milotgarcia0426 3 года назад +24

      Hahahahah. This comment made my day

    • @johnmilton9789
      @johnmilton9789 3 года назад +52

      Scott: JEAAAAAAAN!!!!

    • @catondas398
      @catondas398 3 года назад +23

      Everybody else in the room: JeAnn!!

    • @alainbcdefghijk
      @alainbcdefghijk 3 года назад +38

      Rogue: *looks up at Jean with exhasperation before picking up the paper.*

    • @meshackjohnson7646
      @meshackjohnson7646 3 года назад +5

      @@milotgarcia0426 I'm dead LOL

  • @turdferguson8928
    @turdferguson8928 3 года назад +2335

    Jean: AAUUUGH
    Rogue: No one even touched you
    Jean: Sorry, force of habit

    • @israelbattle5997
      @israelbattle5997 2 года назад +22

      LOL I-

    • @WillieFordham
      @WillieFordham 2 года назад +14

      😹😹😹

    • @psgary6622
      @psgary6622 2 года назад +8

      Ba-dum-TSS!

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 Год назад +25

      Wolverine: I love you, Jeannie!
      Jean Grey: AAUUUGH!!!
      Wolverine: Then again, i say and do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk.

    • @spence6195
      @spence6195 Год назад +26

      Nobody:
      Jean Grey: **moans loudly**

  • @spiritbond8
    @spiritbond8 Месяц назад +71

    Jean. Telekinesis, force-fields, telepathy, anti-gravity, some kind of beam. Unseless.
    Rogue. Punching things hard. Best Xman.

  • @ballerinaonamusicbox
    @ballerinaonamusicbox Месяц назад +10

    the way scott just keeps going “jean!” has me in tears

  • @lurkzie
    @lurkzie 5 лет назад +2325

    So she is basically the magicarp of the xmen

    • @magus13131
      @magus13131 5 лет назад +238

      Except her Gyrados (Phoenix) is still just a Magikarp...

    • @cbsketch1
      @cbsketch1 5 лет назад +7

      lurkzie so that means she's a Gyarados or Sephiroth

    • @kiko485
      @kiko485 5 лет назад +3

      lurkzie 😂😭😂

    • @C-Lightning
      @C-Lightning 5 лет назад +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @elizabethosborne9059
      @elizabethosborne9059 5 лет назад +13

      Nah shes a male combee

  • @alexanderreneau913
    @alexanderreneau913 2 месяца назад +1936

    “Just bruised, thanks to you.”
    Jean, the line was “Thank you Rogue”

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall 2 месяца назад +90

      Lol I thought the same thing. Like would you rather be tossed back in the water or a bit bruised.

    • @jimboswamps5602
      @jimboswamps5602 2 месяца назад +168

      Lmao!!! I know what they meant by that line but it totally comes off like she’s telling rogue she bruised her. 🤣🤣

    • @blturn
      @blturn 2 месяца назад +182

      “Thanks to you, I’m only bruised.”
      Is what I think they were trying to go for.

    • @WigantX
      @WigantX Месяц назад +46

      That was so passive aggressive

    • @bluesorcerer83
      @bluesorcerer83 Месяц назад +31

      That's why grammar is important.

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 13 дней назад +10

    When you see what she does in X97 then you just know they didn't know how to use her powers here.

  • @WizelBalan
    @WizelBalan Месяц назад +17

    Jean "exists"
    Also, Jean "UAAGHAGHH"

  • @thebudgetgamer
    @thebudgetgamer 6 лет назад +2092

    Jean's greatest nemesis, random power cords

  • @potheadninja3566
    @potheadninja3566 4 года назад +2732

    Professor X: Jean quickly think of a number between 1&4...
    Jean: Aaaaahaah!! help me
    Scott: Jean!

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 3 года назад +53

      Ok... Think of a number between 1&2

    • @ernestcanty6795
      @ernestcanty6795 3 года назад +96

      dragon king leonides1527
      Jean: It’s too much!!! “Proceeds to faint”
      Scott: Jeeeaaan!!!!
      Literally any other character: “Picks a number”

    • @TheJaranggigi
      @TheJaranggigi 3 года назад +71

      Rogue: *Sigh* 2.

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 3 года назад +19

      @@TheJaranggigi correct

    • @rdaniadi4407
      @rdaniadi4407 3 года назад +8

      Lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @Amdecreations.
    @Amdecreations. 13 дней назад +8

    Now finally in X-men 97 they have done Jean justice making her more cool and not weak.

  • @muchanadziko6378
    @muchanadziko6378 Месяц назад +13

    She really attempted to ditch the Xmen and got stopped by a freaking power chord

  • @briansherrod1916
    @briansherrod1916 4 года назад +2418

    The fact that this video is over 6 minutes long with this many scenarios is so funny. It’s like she failed every single mission and some in more than one way 😂

    • @JLPerryTV
      @JLPerryTV 4 года назад +196

      Brian Sherrod Because she did. There wasn’t one mission that she participated in where she was more of an asset than a liability. Everybody (mainly Rogue) had to keep saving her

    • @peanutsinspace
      @peanutsinspace 4 года назад +82

      @@JLPerryTV She did okay where she helped Rogue defeat Ms. Marvel in her mind and she was able to plant a telepathic suggestion in Juggernauts head (with Cerebro's help) not to mention, her empathic ability is what helped the Phoenix Force sense what was wrong with the M'Kraan crystal so she hasn't completely sucked like...3 times out of infinity.

    • @universesbiggestdouchebag8350
      @universesbiggestdouchebag8350 3 года назад +7

      Which is more useless, Jean or Aqua?

    • @maxsteel4942
      @maxsteel4942 3 года назад +12

      @@universesbiggestdouchebag8350 jean

    • @meshackjohnson7646
      @meshackjohnson7646 3 года назад +5

      That's what had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 5 лет назад +1544

    I can't even blame it on 90's sexism cuz Storm and Rogue were a million times more useful.

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 5 лет назад +55

      STFU you psycho. Stop putting you BS sexism label on everything

    • @markharrison6498
      @markharrison6498 5 лет назад +276

      It's actually in line with her original character. Jean was originally the most useless x-man who only really served as a damsel in distress. It wasn't until the phoenix force arc that she became a powerful character

    • @rickshaw3397
      @rickshaw3397 5 лет назад +74

      Now that's not a good marxist. You can always inject sexism and racism anywhere. You need to train harder young padawan

    • @pinkshinobi1
      @pinkshinobi1 5 лет назад +127

      @@WAX1138 r/woosh

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default 5 лет назад +243

      @@WAX1138 ...but... he didn't.
      That was the point of the comment.
      Did you read ANY OTHER WORD of that comment?

  • @BladeEdge121212
    @BladeEdge121212 Месяц назад +13

    I laughed too hard to this. Poor Jean. Everything was "Too strong" or "Too heavy"

  • @miqueinhamgtow2961
    @miqueinhamgtow2961 2 месяца назад +19

    Jean's UAAAAGHAGH line made life of Catherine Disher so much easier as it was recorded just once but broadly used around the show

  • @dongansimorangkir8656
    @dongansimorangkir8656 2 года назад +1138

    Villain: breaths
    Jean: faints
    Scott: JEANNNN
    Rogue: ah shit here we go again

    • @among-us-99999
      @among-us-99999 11 месяцев назад +41

      maybe she just has low sodium

    • @usuariohumano2179
      @usuariohumano2179 2 месяца назад +15

      Jean: SCOOOOTTTTT

    • @BCDC123
      @BCDC123 Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bomapdich
      @bomapdich Месяц назад +6

      like how is her teammates not fed up with her already

    • @ppd3088
      @ppd3088 Месяц назад +12

      Rogue always carrying the whole team on her back
      Well, Rogue and Storm

  • @naranciaghirga9532
    @naranciaghirga9532 5 лет назад +1663

    *mutant* : *your powers are useless against me*
    *Jean* : the joke is on you it has always been like that

  • @thelovelyjerald
    @thelovelyjerald Месяц назад +6

    The funniest thing is her yelling for help , when she’s the superhero.

  • @OverlordXion
    @OverlordXion 11 дней назад +3

    Jean: i am phoenix
    also Jean: UaaaghAAgh *faints*

  • @TheCamutoe
    @TheCamutoe 3 года назад +3933

    Jean: “aahhhhh!”
    Rogue: “bitch, again?!”

  • @jebes909090
    @jebes909090 7 лет назад +612

    I......AM........THE PHEONIX!!!!!! (falls into water and drowns))

  • @jayvenesdras9741
    @jayvenesdras9741 Месяц назад +16

    4:24 - Finally some justice to Jean
    4:36 - Oh nevermind.... damn.... -_-

  • @gabrielcostas6859
    @gabrielcostas6859 Месяц назад +11

    Rogue is like that one coworker you keep asking for help

  • @jinsalami
    @jinsalami 5 лет назад +1937

    No one:
    Jean: im dying....

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 5 лет назад +1

      Who is dying?

    • @zecraw
      @zecraw 4 года назад +2

      A Phoenix always returns from the ashes!
      Phoenix: I...AM...PHOENIX!!!!...I.....UUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

    • @senseeilikoso821
      @senseeilikoso821 4 года назад

      Scott: Jeaaann!!!

  • @chibii423
    @chibii423 3 года назад +7562

    Jean: "My work here is done."
    Rogue: "But you didn't do anything."
    Jean: *faints*

  • @Tauraun7
    @Tauraun7 8 дней назад +2

    "I AM PHOENIX !!"
    (Fallls in water)
    " Agggghhh"
    😂😂😂

  • @markjlabella8869
    @markjlabella8869 18 дней назад +7

    This is just like watching those Just for Gags videos 🤣 I can’t with this haha
    My favorite’s: “I AM PHOENIX!”
    The whimpers: “Help me.”

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 Год назад +2116

    What makes this even better is you can’t even argue it’s sexist. Rogue and Storm are both extremely competent and even Jubilee, an actual kid, is more helpful.

    • @SuperJutah
      @SuperJutah 2 месяца назад +262

      Rogue is EASILY the most powerful mutant in the series outside of Apocalypse and MAYBE magneto... Rogue was everybodys 2nd favourite next to Wolverine as well!!!

    • @DadoPanda
      @DadoPanda 2 месяца назад +302

      ​@@SuperJutah Nah Storm was the most powerful one in the team. But Rogue was definitely there and very useful unlike Jean. Storm and Rogue carried that team hard.

    • @TrentRoseboro-vx7yf
      @TrentRoseboro-vx7yf 2 месяца назад +27

      Yeah we love when we get to deny sexisms existence! Hell yeah!

    • @GAMMA-cr1oq
      @GAMMA-cr1oq 2 месяца назад

      ​@@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf?????

    • @AegisAuras
      @AegisAuras 2 месяца назад +131

      @@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf it would actually be sexist to suggest every character of either sex needed to be flawless to be a proper representation of their sex. That just leads to the horrible writing and lack of diverse traits and personality types we see running rampant today in mainstream media.

  • @Suiter
    @Suiter 7 лет назад +635

    "Help me." Jean's battle cry.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 6 лет назад +28

      Suiter on top of that, she moans and groans like a porn star

    • @savedbygrace9788
      @savedbygrace9788 6 лет назад +5

      Suiter holy shit

    • @aidzy5643
      @aidzy5643 6 лет назад +7

      Suiter I can’t breathe 😂

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 6 лет назад +5

      Am laughing so hard at this comment

    • @savedbygrace9788
      @savedbygrace9788 6 лет назад +2

      I say help me all the fucking time lmao

  • @user-pf8gk8oj8i
    @user-pf8gk8oj8i 2 месяца назад +19

    The Phoenix Force: one of the most powerful entities of the entire Universe.
    Jean, its host: faints when someone breaths on her force field 😵‍💫

  • @badboy4k8
    @badboy4k8 4 года назад +491

    "I AM PHOENIX!"
    *falls into ocean and drowns*

  • @p0t69
    @p0t69 5 лет назад +1308

    *Jean* : I was not yet strong enough.
    *me* : we know.

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin Месяц назад +88

    i NEVER Understood what Wolverine saw in her.

    • @kelvin54100
      @kelvin54100 Месяц назад +29

      Her moan?😶😂

    • @Gemini053
      @Gemini053 Месяц назад +42

      Me either, Storm was RIGHT THERE! 😂

    • @benknighten2736
      @benknighten2736 Месяц назад +3

      Wen she got in his mind and made him remember who he was he was sprung after that

    • @ColeGray-il6tm
      @ColeGray-il6tm Месяц назад +8

      Logan's attracted to Jean because jean very closely resembles logan's first love, rose.

    • @boebie5052
      @boebie5052 Месяц назад

      The red hair

  • @kossettereaditte7552
    @kossettereaditte7552 23 дня назад +4

    Her tripping over that tv cord was just AMAZING

  • @LuxCirilo
    @LuxCirilo 3 года назад +4769

    You see this show is actually clever, they used both Jean and Rogue to teach us the difference between a bad female character and a good one

    • @floatingcloud94
      @floatingcloud94 3 года назад +134

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rodney73991
      @rodney73991 3 года назад +116

      so jean bad one because kiss boys and rogue has good not do anything bad?

    • @LuxCirilo
      @LuxCirilo 3 года назад +87

      @@rodney73991
      NO
      SMOKING
      CHEWING
      /DIPPING

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 3 года назад +59

      Then what would Jubilee be?

    • @0m3gaph03nix
      @0m3gaph03nix 3 года назад +308

      They downplayed Jean because the show was made for little boys that wouldn't be interested in seeing the most powerful member of the X-Men be a girl. So they downplayed her into some lame ass whose power is migraines and fainting. Jean Grey is, by no stretch of anyone's imagination, a "bad" character if you actually know the characters you're talking about. Learn your source material.

  • @RainbowCrash56
    @RainbowCrash56 6 лет назад +1549

    This video on a nutshell:
    Jean tries to do something
    Jeans fails
    Scott screams "JEAN!!!!1!"
    Rouge or someone else saves Jean

    • @brandonm4471
      @brandonm4471 6 лет назад +55

      The Mexican Bear and repeat lol

    • @alack3879
      @alack3879 6 лет назад +45

      Its usually always rogue too, who honestly has one of the weakest powers.

    • @Skadi609
      @Skadi609 6 лет назад +37

      The Mexican Bear You forgot her famous moans😀.

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains 6 лет назад +27

      Yeah, Rogue bails her out a lot.

    • @Moi_81
      @Moi_81 6 лет назад +36

      You forgot the excessive fainting.

  • @ilyte1
    @ilyte1 2 месяца назад +12

    After the first time something like this happened. I would have her in the training sim for a straight 50 hours. You cannot have one of our main teammates gassing themselves out after 15 SECONDS of using their powers

  • @Tosenate
    @Tosenate 6 дней назад +4

    You should’ve just called it Jean Grey moaning for 6 minutes at this point

  • @Nocturne22
    @Nocturne22 7 лет назад +439

    Rogue must have been so over Jean's bullshit since she was always the one having to come in and finish the job

  • @silverfox9006
    @silverfox9006 5 лет назад +1220

    *Villians accidentally trips Jean*
    Jean: I've fallen and I can't get up

  • @ongogablogian4396
    @ongogablogian4396 14 дней назад +7

    I remember Jubilee being way more useful.

  • @freddy-uw4yz
    @freddy-uw4yz 2 дня назад +3

    Cyclops: whats for dinner my love
    Jean: UUAAAGHH!!
    Cyclops: i guess I’ll order a pizza

  • @evilsizer4428
    @evilsizer4428 4 года назад +945

    Jean: It's too heavy!
    Rogue: lol

  • @yakhouba9
    @yakhouba9 4 года назад +571

    imagine being able to see people's thoughts but not power cords right in front of you

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +21

      Damn those possessed power cords that move into place just in time for Jean to trip over them.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +17

      Power Cord = Galactus

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 года назад +3

      Awww, she can read just how useless they think she is...

    • @kimkardashi-un2.051
      @kimkardashi-un2.051 3 года назад +2

      Not even a power cord, she tripped on freaking air and fall flat to her face, lmao I can't 😂

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme Месяц назад +11

    Tripping and falling into a rock knocking herself out was not something I noticed before. Thats hilarious.

  • @bigheadrhino
    @bigheadrhino Месяц назад +7

    All the X-Men fainting every time they use their powers would be hilarious.

  • @lurker6918
    @lurker6918 4 года назад +1326

    Jean in the movies: The most powerful of the X-men
    Jean in the cartoons: UUAGHA help I'm dying!

    • @fandomanxyi
      @fandomanxyi 4 года назад +104

      U wrong, she is still useless in movies

    • @flmbyz
      @flmbyz 4 года назад +45

      Which movie? Cause every woman in a Bryan Singer movie is either ineffectual or a villain.

    • @darkphoenix3901
      @darkphoenix3901 4 года назад +39

      @@fandomanxyi Sha saved the X-Men in X2 and she killed Apocalypse and the D'Bari

    • @youzonk7692
      @youzonk7692 4 года назад +36

      @@darkphoenix3901 she can't kill Apocalypse by herself in movie. and in fact, Apocalypse in movie is also have weird power level. one time he could decapitate couple of thugs head in an instant, but hardly kill one weaker x-men like scott or jean without phoenix

    • @DUB_87
      @DUB_87 4 года назад +11

      Nope. Pretty useless in the movies too. Unless she's Phoenix.

  • @gibbie63
    @gibbie63 Месяц назад +6

    Even as a kid watching you would think‘ geez leave her! she’s a liability’